douchebag: mod6: I think pentesting a bot would be pretty fun and in my area of expertise, I'll definitely be interested in arranging that once completed work is finished
mod6: Ok cool, holler when the current items are finished.
phf: mircea_popescu: the word count thing slipped through cracks, and i even wrote code for it. thousand apologies
mircea_popescu: phf, dun worry about it, gave me the chance to write one liner db implementation. in awk.
mod6: Yeah, came in hard with the awk-foo.
mod6: it's pretty neat, really.
mircea_popescu: very fucking powerful, if you dont have to maintain them.
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 21:11 asciilifeform: 109.41.3.220 - - [09/May/2018:17:11:33 -0400] "GET /phuctored HTTP/1.1" 200 9578812 "
http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/stats" "Mozilla/4.0 (MSIE 6.0';DROP TABLE browsers;--\x22<u>{!=&})" "-"
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 21:16 ben_vulpes: there is also the concern of every customer now gotta be rated, likely by me, which puts me in the nanotube position
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 21:17 ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: from experience, chat is a miserable way to manage support tickets.
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 21:26 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: in the abstract, it'd be pretty great to have mechanisms that work with and without fleanode
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 22:09 BingoBoingo: And the professional opinion came in today. Keep taking the same antibiotic, same dose for 10 more days and if it isn't substantially better in a week chest X-ray. Also was recommended a different anti-mucus syrup.
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 22:14 BingoBoingo: been taking yogurt and blue cheese before my evening ice creams
a111: Logged on 2018-05-09 23:07 asciilifeform: Estabilizador del humor << lol!
mod6: Sounds like a nice day at the beach!
hanbot: a good one i heard today: what does a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic do at night? lays awake wondering if there's a dog.
lobbesbot: jurov: Sent 16 hours and 45 minutes ago: <asciilifeform> plz tell me how you obtained the KEYID in the 'phathub' collection; and more generally how the scan was made...
jurov: the scan listed all users and the keys for every user via api above
☟︎ BingoBoingo: douchebag: Do you happen to have much experience spreading links?
BingoBoingo: And the ongoing struggles of the human mushroom:
https://archive.is/0I21L "Please do not remove it. GNU is not a purely technical project, so the fact that this is not strictly and grimly technical is not a reason to remove this."
a111: Logged on 2018-05-10 13:23 jurov: the scan listed all users and the keys for every user via api above
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo, hysterical. and, amusingly, goes right to the purging stalin discussion.
mircea_popescu: "Carlos O'Donnell, a senior software engineer at Red Hat, suggested that trying to wring humor out of abortion "could be a trigger for certain individuals"
mircea_popescu: if you work with red hat i will negrate you on sight. if you EVER worked with red hat, i will consider it also.
mircea_popescu: red hat is officially a banned organisation. enough of the stupid shit.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, incidentally, notice how fsf is 100% ~latino orcs by mass now ?
☟︎ mircea_popescu: looks like it went the way of "hire mexicans, they at least work", ended up with a bunch of argentinotards.
mircea_popescu: looky here, and read this thrice and understand it thoroughly : the "no identity outside of wot" / "all sybil heads are sybil heads" works EVERYWHERE, not just where you realise it does. the circumstance that the sybil is talking to ~you~ does not get to a) corroborate with the fact that you have a strong idea of the self and therefore b) result in any practical effect. as far as they are concerned, we're all exactly equal an
mircea_popescu: d interchangeable. which is how eg danielpbarron paid for random game account i allegedly at some point used or pete_d paid for flowers i sent chet etcetera.
mircea_popescu: identity is signature only ; stop caring about ANYTHING else.
mircea_popescu: so give him the details, he can go to their oficina and pick them up.
mircea_popescu: and generally, always expose the more convenient edge of the wot to the sybil. "you" can buy stuff from there and "you" can pick it up here and so on and so forth.
mircea_popescu: the one thing pantsuit kept saying early on was "oh, everyone is mp". this is not coincidental -- as far as the lost are concerned, we are literally all tulpas in one single solitary dood's head. because that's what comes out of their b&w camera when they try and photograph copper sulphate : the exact same dull gray as if ground granite.
a111: Logged on 2018-05-10 15:55 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, incidentally, notice how fsf is 100% ~latino orcs by mass now ?
a111: Logged on 2018-05-10 16:16 asciilifeform: i did. and instructed him to try ( it is supposed to, if dhl is to be believed, have landed in the city on monday )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo, go by the office and ask one of these days.
BingoBoingo: I will. The last time a dhl package got held here (Christmas cookies from mom), there was a manilla envelope with retrieval instructions delivered after Aduanas reached their verdict.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, ahaha I KNOW!!! one of these people. rather hot chick, too.
mircea_popescu: wasn't going to include that part anyway. can do blogpost, or i guess here if you want to.
mircea_popescu: aaanyways, i'm going to put pics and everything in it. why the hell not, make a proper lulzfest.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I am not seeing it in the archives
BingoBoingo: Digging through logs looking for where a paste might have been sent, but I have not found it yet.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile lulzdraft upgraded with a "i think i know his mom", also. ima go have lunch, this is a monster.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: to keep up the hype engine : further upgraded with the phrase "1,653 contributions in the last year."
mircea_popescu: in other lulz/"hatefacts" : "Hypothes.is is a 501(c) open-source software project that aims to collect comments about statements made in any web-accessible content, and filter and rank those comments to assess each statement's credibility."
mircea_popescu: where "credibility" is of course a keyword in the sense "thrice cursed running dog" is a keyword in the other korea.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-07 18:18 asciilifeform: some derp named hanson was pushing a crackpottery called 'futarchy', where you have a bitbet-like item that is actually plugged into a robotic monarch that issues edicts
mircea_popescu: also, i'm barely 1/3 through sifting the data, this will take a few more hours.
ben_vulpes: i wouldn't be surprised to find an old key of mine in there from a mac
mircea_popescu: aand we got a... 3 digit github user. (obviously, github user db trivially ennumerable). not even high 3 digit, at that.
mircea_popescu: in other news, irc apparently works a lot better than twitter at being twitter. who could have predicted.
mod6: twitter sucks. they're all irc wanna-be's.
mod6: punch them in their buttholes
BingoBoingo: "For the best performance of our website, we kindly ask you to activate Java Script. Hit the button bellow to start" << Japoneses, button bellow
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: the landing page for the domain in the email of the top entry on the nsa /stats page
lobbesbot: BingoBoingo: The operation succeeded.