assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 20:34:41; asciilifeform: jurov: the beast is not bleeding. it moved coin from its left pocket to right.
assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 20:37:55; asciilifeform: fiat isn't btc, nobody walks away with irretrievable 100m.
mircea_popescu: i'm thoroughly exhausted all patience trying to engage the thing, so let's just let you live in your own world and mark once and forever that i lend it exactly the aforementioned credence.
mircea_popescu: i'm not engaging that particular insanity any further.
mircea_popescu: "you are lacan. your picture of the universe is complete and unrelated to any extant universe. have fun with it."
mircea_popescu: and note that this is no argument ; this is a judgement.
mircea_popescu: the path to mp world starts by now fucking having an opinion about how swift works when you've sent a grand total of... 0 ? 10 ? what is it ?
mircea_popescu: so you're engaging in intricate description of an item you've never seen. you need explanation of why this is psychotic ?
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mircea_popescu: i'm sorry, the name for what you put out is not "hypothesis", it's justification.
mircea_popescu: it can not be true or false. as long as it's what you need to believe, it'll be there.
mircea_popescu: because you aren't in control of the cognitive process that involves it.
mircea_popescu: mno. you are ready to either accept it as a valid justification, or else accept it as a justification that needs futher justification.
mircea_popescu: justification is the verbiage produced in response to inquiry.
mircea_popescu: "why did you steal ?" "i had to i didnt really steal it wasn't me"|
mircea_popescu: "but you did take the thing and put it up your ass" "yes but no it wasn't a thing not my ass not me"
mircea_popescu: it's the response to the question ; it only exists with the question, dies with the last echo of the question. it has no factual basis.
mircea_popescu: mno. the policeman looks at the item, and asks question. the psychotic thief looks AT THE POLICEMAN and "answers" question.
mircea_popescu: your "notion of how swift works" has absolutely nothing to do with swift, working or notions, and everything to do with you justifying your own theft which happened to touch of swift so now yhou have a "hypothesis" about that.
mircea_popescu: had it touched elephants, you'd have a justification about elephant anatomy, just as well.
mircea_popescu: that is not a question i can actually answer, i don't know you well enough
mircea_popescu: besides this should be 1/4btc per hour and i should have a sofa./
mircea_popescu: if i ever move to portland and open a shrink practice ima send you a flyer.
mircea_popescu: but the wonder is that you manage to maintain this weird somehow encapsulated while writing code. one would find the notion improbable, on the face, but then again i've read said code.
mircea_popescu: but anyway - i suppose the first symtpom of the barrier giving way is when you start including specific amulet comments
mircea_popescu: basically. spurious item of presumed physical effectiveness predicated on the basis of metaphysical considerations.
mircea_popescu: yes, they are. for as long as they're decorative, it's one thing.
mircea_popescu: once they become necessary and "necessarily effectual", it gets iffy
mircea_popescu: in any case - lunacy is not here contemplated. lunacy is actually in practice a very high bar of achievement. you're just weird, which is boringly common, especially in accomplished folks.
mircea_popescu: (technically speaking, the mp license is actually an anti-amulet, in the sense that it makes life impossible for a certain sort of lunatic. inasmuch as its effectiveness is not predicated on metaphysical but on quite physical considerations, it's just a virus.)
mircea_popescu: mind, selling amulets is a trade like any other trade. wearing them is what was being discussed.
mircea_popescu: that's not the proper approach there. consider that you'd "entertain laughably innacurate hypothesis" about a) things that really make no difference to you ; b) with which you have absolutely no experience and c) that have exactly nothing in common with a hypothesis and everything in common with an article of faith.
mircea_popescu: you could trivially test this swift hypothesis of yours you know - wire a grand to the next nigerian to visit your inbox then write to your bank to reverse it.
mircea_popescu: it's remarkably open and well documented for a fiat banking thing.
mircea_popescu: so there's a meta-documentation that's secret and a faux documentation that's published ?
mircea_popescu: (actually, amusingly enough, swift docs date from just about the era ada was fashionable. there was such a time - just like that time in the 90s when everyone was eager to implement linux-y things and you didn't really have to sell it at all, whole cities just switched for no reason)
☟︎ assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 21:10:58; assbot: Logged on 23-08-2015 05:06:06; trinque: I demand for this to never have happened at once!
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mircea_popescu: i suppose in another decade there won't be a way to buy soap.
mod6: have to make our own.
mircea_popescu: it's this fashion thing, i guess every third unemployed/able chick is making artisanal soap these days.
mircea_popescu: in a sense i can see it, must be satisfying to actually MAKE something in postsociety.
mircea_popescu: but you really have to be retarded to imagine a ploy to claim industrial production is bad isn't obviously transparent and deeply ineffectual.
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mod6: asciilifeform: did you say you were using gnat to link ada object flies?
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mircea_popescu looks at qntra article, sees chorus of derps going "pay fee!!1". i'm so glad bitcoin evanghelism dragged in the webizens srsly.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo "sfly & piot" is a pretty good find! << which is this?
granny: The bet here bitbet.us/bet/1248/ethereum-to-top-1-billion-market-cap-before/ is resolved, as Ethereum just surpassed billion market cap.
mircea_popescu: ponzi ahoy, should be funny to see what next week brings. 1 trn ? 1 bjln ?
granny: Hi, the link to coincap.io shows over a billion right now
granny: 800 million is from the graph which is wrong
granny: look at the market cap
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granny: hmm, yes, that graph is totally wrong
mircea_popescu: either totally wrong or totally right or w/e. i guess mods will see to it.
mircea_popescu: if derpy site is going to print numbers, might as well print the same ones. one'd think.
granny: Well, it's over a billion at coinmarketcap, so I know the number's I'd trust there.
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assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 20:34:41; asciilifeform: jurov: the beast is not bleeding. it moved coin from its left pocket to right.
funkenstein_: what beast? I recommend "operators manual for spaceship earth" B.Fuller for details on how there's no beast here
assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 13:41:29; mircea_popescu: depends to. the problem here is that high value males are interested in owning females, not interested in producing litter. consequently, western world has fertility crisis.
ben_vulpes: funkenstein_: spacity.website does not
danielpbarron: funkenstein_, what do you prefer with regard to owning women?
funkenstein_: danielpbarron, girlfriends are way more fun than cattle
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fluffypony: punkman: that doesn't work anymore, with iOS 9 it does reasonable voice recognition
fluffypony: I can trigger it on my wife's phone, but I have to put on an accent :-P
punkman: "Next in turn are the CSS parser and Renderer. I'm writing them all by myself, still full of energy. "
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nubbins` checks for s.bbet feb statement
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform your lulz deposit has been received and credited to your account.
mircea_popescu: you can now spend this lulz in any of the affiliated lulzshops
☟︎ gribble: decimation was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 0 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <decimation> I enjoyed my time here, learned much, had many lolz. I do not wish to cause drama or be an impediment to improving bitcoin. Even though I presently have L2 rating from a few people, I am not going impose on their good grace by remaining. God bless all of you.
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 05:09:02; assbot: President Obama’s Interview With Jeffrey Goldberg on Syria and Foreign Policy - The Atlantic ... (
http://bit.ly/1U7JRX1 )
mircea_popescu: not even the secret services of the various powers can be bothered anymore. ~nobody cares what obama says in any sense.
mircea_popescu: (for a reasonably well documented case of this, see the various middle eastern deals that didn't include the derp)
mircea_popescu: nice font o.O. who's scws. where's the provably fair link ? why would i play roulette, i don't want to give you 5% or w/e the fuck the edge was. 1% is generous, this is not 1750.
mircea_popescu: really, dice type sites (and no, pure chance is nothing but dice, no matter how you package it) should be happy with 0.1% or less. bitbet WORKS for that 1%.
mircea_popescu:
http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431095 << a) who the fuck do you imagine owns cattle and pretends they're women ; b) srsly now, this isn't how it works, you redefine the context. i own the women you'd be proud to call girlfriend, as cattle. and yes, they have exactly nothing against this arrangement, in fact, they bluntly prefer being owned by me than being your girlfriend. now you're lookin at the prob
☝︎ assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 05:53:19; funkenstein_: danielpbarron, girlfriends are way more fun than cattle
mircea_popescu: (yes yes, not possibru, jane'd never, yadda yadda. i know, i know.)
☟︎ nubbins`: "i own the women you'd be proud to call girlfriend" << lol
nubbins`: you flatter yourself in a most vulgar manner
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 07:50:48; punkman: "Next in turn are the CSS parser and Renderer. I'm writing them all by myself, still full of energy. "
mircea_popescu: Madam Aisha M.GaddafiThu, 12:29 pm 5 KiBGreetings From Madam Aisha: Pls Get Back To Me So...
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 12:44:05; mircea_popescu: Mr. Bernard Madoff2:33 am 3.4 KiBHello dear
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 12:24:34; mircea_popescu: you can now spend this lulz in any of the affiliated lulzshops
mircea_popescu: lmao, check this out : apparently sometime cca 2008, one oleh soskin said that nato membership [for the ukraine] is favoured by women, they being... the more intelligent part of the electorate.
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mircea_popescu: anyway, but speaking of the madam : aisha gaddafi is a rather interesting case. about our age, guy's only daughter iirc, ex un something-or-the-other.
mircea_popescu: then banks decided to steal all her money, because reasons.
mircea_popescu: she also sued nato for you know, bombing a building and killing her brother and daughter. nato however wasn't sent to jail, because also reasons.
mircea_popescu: well no, i suspect most of the theft actually happened in uae.
mircea_popescu: funny that the official name of the nato invasion of lybia is "the libyan civil war".
mircea_popescu: you know, the "civil war" between the government there and the government away.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, someone's supposed to buy this shit or something ? oh, if nato invades some place and then calls it a civil war then totally ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo speaking of which, perhaps it's time to start referencing usg as "the government IN washington" ? not like it's legitimate or anything.
mircea_popescu: just like you know, the elector of saxony being konig im as opposed of konig der. for as long as he stays home he can pretend he's king.
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 12:37:02; mircea_popescu: (yes yes, not possibru, jane'd never, yadda yadda. i know, i know.)
mircea_popescu: why me ?! she's enlisted already, neh ? what are you doing!
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mircea_popescu: let me enlighten you : it's "take a string that is definitionally misformed html, aka html soup, and transform it into sufficiently well formed html to render".
☟︎ mircea_popescu: this job, being eminently unspecifiable, is thus highly fashionable. so we add a codicile :
mircea_popescu: "and do this in the manner everyone else is, so developers aren't too surprised"
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punkman: well you use a browser don't ya
punkman: I'd rather stop using one of the popular browsers
mircea_popescu: nah, i didn't ask you to maintain one. i asked for one to exist.
mircea_popescu: so far, the various forefather derps have failed to produce ANYTHING
mircea_popescu: it's on their fucking heads. when i'm not willing to pay as much as a farthing for the continuance of the world they built, this'd be why.
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shinohai: ;;later tell mod6 gentoo ready for test when u wake up
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phf: asciilifeform: b) readermacro in commonlisp, it turns into s-expression as well formed as the html, and the resulting proggy is what, ten line. << i wish, closure-html is 4252 uloc, depends on cxml 7881 uloc, depends on closure-common 2053 uloc.
phf: i think there's a fukamachi project that does html parsing with the intent of scrapping, but it's the guy behind woo
http server (i.e. cffi to libev, full "modernizayshn" kool aid),
http://cl21.org, so i've not looked at it
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phf: ben_vulpes: also dood wtf you stop in the city, swing through powells, and can't go 2 mi out of the way to get your eyes on my fp and mine on yours? << i'm guilty as charged, but it was not intended as a slight, so please don't take it as such. i needed to clear my head, and while i thought i should reach out, i didn't have it in me. this is not the last time i'm in Oregon this year, so i promise to not make the same mistake again :)
phf: the area is Willamette National Forest, some hiking distance away from Breitenbush
phf: also, holy mother of logs
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mod6: Unless you had something else in mind.
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shinohai: mod6 that looks good will give it a whirl
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, got a bunch of drafts going. might have one ready to publish in a day or two
mod6: oh, i fucked up the url
mod6: you probably should have a box on your lan that you can periodically offload the block chain to, incase of power outage.
mod6: we've seen what happens there.
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, an ad like how? a post? or like something on the sidebar?
shinohai: mod6: i built this as qemu img so i can try to make mirror of the whole shebang.
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BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo speaking of which, perhaps it's time to start referencing usg as "the government IN washington" ? not like it's legitimate or anything. << I'll have to do some reading into the right way to deny them legitimacy in writing
BingoBoingo: That one could work, but parts of this may be required to live for quite some time.
BingoBoingo: Gotta make sure we can live with the labels.
BingoBoingo: Been working on ways to handle Trump-CLinton or Girl-Clinton January, but still need to work on the Cowboy Cruz and Mormon Mitt contingencies.
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mircea_popescu: dude, he's something else. such a mine of unintentional comedy has rarely been seen.
mircea_popescu: do you know he's the "light of hope" or some nonsense ?
mircea_popescu: and they "coined a term" to "help him breakout", something like kasichwhat was it
BingoBoingo: Yeah, but he's been running to barter his delegates in a brokered convention the whole time. Not a serious candidate like Cruz or Sanders
BingoBoingo generally directs less attention to vice presidential candidates like the Ohio guy
mircea_popescu: Kasich: Women 'left their kitchens' to help him campaign
shinohai: are there pre-existing Eulora banners somewhere? or can one acquire rights to the imagery ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo guy's pretty lulzy. piece pumping him, large lulz potential. jus' sayin'.
☟︎ BingoBoingo: I might start playing with that, but can't run it until Monday. If it drops has to be fresh for Tuesday's votings
mircea_popescu: it's like the hot topic of electoral derpitude. where pruny old ladies from ohio copy/paste stuff from the reddits.
mod6: <+shinohai> mod6: i built this as qemu img so i can try to make mirror of the whole shebang. << ah ok
assbot: What the John Kasich profile tells us about where he's been and where he might be heading | cleveland.com ... (
http://bit.ly/1pmuDB9 )
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adlai: hmm: "By sending 275 messages of size 20MB each [to] a system with 8GB of ram and 15GB of swap space."
adlai: let's just say that this is not exploitable on a pogo
assbot: Was The Woman Giving The Nazi Salute At Trump Rally In Chicago A Supporter Of Donald Or Bernie? | The Daily Caller ... (
http://bit.ly/1V1P7e4 )
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ben_vulpes: read that as "quote as fuck" for half a second
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phf: well, doing loops increases runtime of function, but returns a hash with a bunch of 00s so presumably a more expensive check outside has higher chance of inspecting a relevant value
phf: but imho SHA256Transform, ScanHash_CryptoPP and BitcoinMiner:3021-3032 would be better of getting rolled into a single dozen line for-loop
phf: or at the very least ScanHash_CryptoPP inlined into bitcoin miner, can just do hash<=hashTarget check immediately inside if (((unsigned short*)phash)[14] == 0)
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phf: the dodgy name betrays a dodgy abstraction of the "too much shit here, put that shit over there, nice and tidy like" school of code refactoring
ben_vulpes: phf: while i have your attention, do you have any idea how the various SHA256_Init, _Transform functions get into main.cpp?
ben_vulpes: i looked at main's imports and didn't see it including any other bitcoind namespaces pulling in the openssl/sha files
phf: i'm confused, src/headers imports openssl/sha yeah?
ben_vulpes: so there are includes in both .h and .cpp
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danielpbarron: man it's way easier to prepare qntra articles with my blog draft setup, and if you don't like it i'm already all set to publish it myself :D