[]bot: Bet placed: 55 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (
http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 86(Y):14(N) by coin, 88(Y):12(N) by weight. Total bet: 1234.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,792.
[]bot: Bet placed: 17 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (
http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1251.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,789.
assbot: Hai sictir, Timisoaro! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla pls to replace BTC with #BTC and Bitcoin with #Bitcoin in all stuff output on twitter by @bitbetsbets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.43508169 = 5.221 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: i added # to BTC so now its not a valid currency
kakobrekla: but other than that, i dunno where can i put more hash.
gribble: mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 hours, 57 minutes, and 2 seconds ago: <mike_c> because they are using macs? agreed.
mircea_popescu: i was just thinking "i've not seen btcalpha in the feed in a while"
mike_c: mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track.
mike_c: lot sizes and fees and yadda yadda yadda
artifexd: Adding the # to BTC breaks my bot. :(
mircea_popescu: mike_c i agree, fees are complicating matters should be waved!
artifexd: Because I need to pull the amount and side out of the tweet. Thus regex.
artifexd: r := regexp.MustCompile("([0-9\\.]+) #?BTC on '([Yy]es|[Nn]o)'")
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00089283 = 17.678 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: might have something to do with the fact that white people actually did shit.
kakobrekla: <mike_c> mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track. < yes, and im not too happy about that.
artifexd: You need a rand() that can return a negative number. ;)
assbot: First Principles - Straussianism
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: for instance a service that uses gpg to auth, the database that correlates user identity to public key
thestringpuller: surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server for incoming public keys of new users...
mike_c: mpex doesn't correlate user identity to a key
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller im simply saying that it needs no particular security measures, it's like a blog-level concern.
mike_c: what correlation is there? the key is the identity.
mircea_popescu: mike_c so if the key is the identity then the key correlates to the identity :D
mike_c: in my understanding a keyserver is entirely unnecessary. you create an account with a key. if you can sign with that key, you're you. and that's all you need to know.
mircea_popescu: mpex has precious little to do with this tho. guy wanted to secure the relationship between publeys and identities. i pointed out that any one keyserver out there has this relationship, and "securing" it is nonsensical.
mike_c: yes, i was responding to: <+thestringpuller> surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]
assbot: The Joy of Teen Sex - Channel 4
assbot: BitBet - Difficulty at block 302,400 over 10 billion :: 0.05 B (11%) on Yes, 0.43 B (89%) on No | closed 6 days 2 hours ago
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]
joecool: really? check the volume, we on a rally
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell mircea_popescu Devtome isn't a person, it's the devcoin equivalent of mining. Checking the edit history some user called whoisthelorax is behind the altcoin pre-insta-mine investigation page
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 460.33, Best ask: 462.11, Bid-ask spread: 1.78000, Last trade: 462.11, 24 hour volume: 7930.34253382, 24 hour low: 442.18, 24 hour high: 464.91, 24 hour vwap: 452.057615455
thestringpuller: joecool: i was talking about the channel, just seems vacant tonight ~_~ maybe it's my timezone
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 462.0, vol: 7941.27952453 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 447.33, vol: 4673.7201 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 459.67, vol: 5548.88972157 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 15.78775016 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 452.3666, vol: 1562.18600000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 458.79572, vol: 1.14219748 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 447.948858, vol: 34.17679148 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
[]bot: Bet placed: 5.39968 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (
http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1256.50837404 BTC. Current weight: 80,738.
assbot: Armys new training shooter makes out of shape soldiers look fat | Ars Technica
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00089312 = 10.0476 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.00089214 = 11.6424 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00089507 = 12.9338 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26350 @ 0.00089177 = 23.4981 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00089126 = 10.0712 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: anyone can guess when mp will be on?
jurov: someone just deposited to coinbr even more than fluffy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00089367 = 6.3004 BTC [+]
jurov: guess i'd rather try to sell something and shuffle the cxbtc around
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20559 @ 0.00089051 = 18.308 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 686 @ 0.00088945 = 0.6102 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.0902903 = 0.3612 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0386 = 0.1158 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 30 @ 0.03814555 = 1.1444 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 77 @ 0.03779584 = 2.9103 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: Secure Wallet Extension KryptoKit Disappears from Chrome Browsers
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Also the joys of pointless dependencies.
BingoBoingo: Any news on this supposed Litecoin 51% attack?
assbot: Coinotron.com Control nearly 50% of the overall Hashrate of Litecoin : litecoin
pankkake: someone with >50% isn't necesarrily an "attack"
pankkake: and here I was told litecoin was MORE DECENTRALIZED!!!
moiety: no calls yesterday but a couple IMs
moiety: one guy asked me to exchange paypal to btc lol
fluffypony: need to knock out my blog post on the support line
Naphex: been feeling like that all week
pankkake: been feeling like that all year
Naphex: must be somethin in the air ;]
moiety: i feel really groggy this morning too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 349 @ 0.00083991 = 0.2931 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.44582152 = 9.8081 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 9 @ 0.09029048 = 0.8126 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4460001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 301 @ 0.00085322 = 0.2568 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: interesting how they chose pics where the cat has a lead on but the dog doesn't
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
moiety: i think the sex weeks flat is borked. both the charge nurse and consultant i worked for have retired since i left last year, so no reference. :[
fluffypony: I'll give you a reference for the work you're currently doing
moiety: thanks, that's awful kind but it was more a character reference as on paper im not working. you know? i'm not quite sure what to do. i have a friend that owns a company but hes off in london atm
moiety: he went to the tesla showroom and got a testdrive lol
fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce"
moiety: LOL well im not sure if he could turn me down after that
punkman: that reference bullshit in the UK is so annoying
moiety: have a deadline to be out of here and i found a nice place just having a few creases to iron
moiety: i know, and i finally found someone thats ok with me not working AND ok with the cats which has been a problem so far
moiety: to get the flat im in i had to get 2 references, give 3 months of bank statements and a letter from my work
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21350 @ 0.00088919 = 18.9842 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: a nice fat deposit usually helps
moiety: oh yeah that too. same as the first months rent, so like 2 months in advance. im getting help with that bit though
punkman: nobody asks for refs/etc around here, I met a guy recently that has stiffed like 20 different landlords for 3+ months of rent
pankkake: but can they throw out someone for not paying?
punkman: no idea, they don't do contracts usually so that complicates things
moiety: the good thing here now is your deposit is held by a third party so they can't keep it when you leave
punkman: this guy just convinces them he'll pay it off next month, next month, next month ...
moiety: does he not mind moving so much? this is killing me with panic
pankkake: I've had much less things to prove to get a loan than to rent. banker guy was all "shut up and take my money"
pankkake: yeah, I hate moving. so much stuff to move too
moiety: i have very little as everything got destroyed at my last place, but i really don't want to lose the stuff i've gathered over the past year, or the cats
punkman: moiety, took me like 6 months to get a deposit back from an asshat UK agent.
moiety: my deposit from here is probably gone, i don't care about that. just as long as i sort out a new roof, i'll be happy
punkman: how did you destroy the roof?
moiety: lol no i lived with an idiot who didn't like me leaving
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 72 @ 0.03789145 = 2.7282 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20827 @ 0.00088929 = 18.5212 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 750 @ 0.00018034 = 0.1353 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 70 @ 0.02165018 = 1.5155 BTC [-] {13}
moiety: fresh starts are good though, you can do whatever you want to :D
moiety: and things are only things, you could lose them all in a fire ir whatever anyways
punkman: have you considered packing the cats in a suitcase and getting on a plane?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.455 = 0.91 BTC [+]
moiety: where to? i think the costs of setting up elsewhere are more than the costs of moving here when youre not working
punkman: lots of nice places in Europe, could probably find something cheaper than your current rent
punkman: but I've only been to expensive parts of UK, so I don't know
moiety: the place ive seen is the same rent as current flat but it somuch nicer.. and has heating. just because its not in the city
moiety: i don't even know how people that don't have huge paying jobs survive in london
punkman: as MP said, UK is a shithole
moiety: i had dual nationality at one point, that would be epic to still have
BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: What is happening to Litecoin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02200223 = 0.44 BTC [+]
punkman: moiety, if you want a reference point, 200eur/month could get you a 60m^2 1-bedroom with a private yard for the cats to run around, on some sunny mediterranean island.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.455 BTC [+]
moiety: is that not another plus point Naphex lol
Naphex: if it has mcdonalds and starbucks rent is 400:)
pankkake: I get starbucks = hipsters with too much money
pankkake: maybe macdonalds = poor people who keep making bad decisions
moiety: coffee you make at home is nicer than starbucks anyways
mircea_popescu: moiety i've been to places that make better coffee than anything brewed at hgome tho
moiety: i bet they weren't starbucks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.455 = 1.365 BTC [+]
assbot: The practical sexuality cryptograph pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14578 @ 0.00089055 = 12.9824 BTC [+]
assbot: Vacuum coffee maker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
dub: the idea of going to a starbucks is offends me
mircea_popescu: for crying out loud, people and the passion for exoticism
mircea_popescu: dub you woke up late and the bar was all out of regular english, got stuck with esl ?
dub: i have a brain finger disconnect
Naphex: how are you able to type?;o
fluffypony: and sniffed off the voluptuous buttocks of a Romanian hooker
BingoBoingo: "Vircurex is not the issuer of the vircurex asset on NXT decentralized asset exchange.
BingoBoingo: Our shares are only listed on cryptostocks.com. The asset issuer on the NXT decentralized assetexchange is not associated with us in any ways. "
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 35 @ 0.02210011 = 0.7735 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 90 @ 0.02210011 = 1.989 BTC [+]
jurov: maybe i should look into offering mpex passthroughs with tentative backing
jurov: (since no one knows what tentative is)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.02210011 = 0.1547 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: mircea_popescu: do you have access to deposits atm?
assbot: China Halts Cybersecurity Cooperation After U.S. Spying Charges - Bloomberg
chetty: Success in the global marketplace should be based solely on a companys ability to innovate and compete, not on a sponsor governments ability to spy and steal business secrets, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said yesterday, emphasizing that U.S. surveillance and spying is not used for commercial purposes.
assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!
mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're sanctioning ukraine" "here's 20bn in Ts. shut up and suck the cock"
chetty: lmao, a lot more than that
mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're going to indict chinese army officers. we, the people that regularly smuggle our own personnbel oiut of allies' countries to avoid prosecution for dui"
assbot: The Vanity Project - Exhibitionist & Voyeur - Literotica.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00081127 = 0.1623 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00421608 = 1.054 BTC [-] {6}
Naphex: Google suddenly shows my account with a tottaly different name
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 19 @ 0.03776001 = 0.7174 BTC [-]
Naphex: its something with google
Naphex: or they are mitming me, this is awkward as hell. i'm logged in with my usermail, yet in google adwords it shows me logged as prrdublin@gmail.com
Naphex: also shows my change history as prrdublin@gmail.com
Naphex: i have no idea what that email is
jurov: one deposit is there, thx
assbot: If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. -Mark Twain
Naphex: my connection is clean, and it is comming from goog servers
Naphex: prrdublin@gmail.com not my email at all ;O and those were my edits
fluffypony: Naphex yeah, probably just a bork in Google's server
mircea_popescu: yo umean to tell me their mongodb had a failure which went unnoticed and assigned part of your data to someonme else ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.46367248 = 1.8547 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: "your data to someone else" was there before the failure
Naphex: in preferences it shows my email set as prrdublin, although no such address is even alowed access
Naphex: just shows me as a different guy
BingoBoingo: What do you expect from a service named after a sound an infant might make?
BingoBoingo: Or Naphex has been in a fugue state the whole time.
mircea_popescu: before you make too much noise, check out alt-you's gf
Naphex: my paranoid mind might me thing its a google stealth access to my mail, and adwords listed the alias
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.14 = 0.7 BTC [-]
chetty: NSA tech probably fat fingered his keyboard
Naphex: Logging in and out still the same, only in adwords
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.46486248 = 7.4378 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46793245 = 1.4038 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.47999807 = 3.36 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.479999 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The Argentina thing has been public knowledge for quite some time.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo why, cause i sorta-hinted alsmot-said-so ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nao, if BitBet could keep bets open a decade...
fluffypony: "You never know which way the colossus with clay feet is going to collapse." <- that's quite Biblical of you
mircea_popescu: i am quite flattered, mind you. to appreciate it : consider that most bitbet delivery bets to date went along the lines of "X company will sort-of do what owner said, within sorta timeframe he indicated"
fluffypony: BingoBoingo: can you imagine..."Bitcoin to surpass $500 000 by January 2024"
mircea_popescu: fluffypony experimentally, people want bets about 6 months out.
mircea_popescu: the berkshiore bet, in spite of huge pot tension, wallowed for 2 months
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.479999 = 1.92 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the longest time horizon matches the gestation period.
assbot: Speeds and Feeds › Of Money, Responsibility, and Pride
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 85 @ 0.03764058 = 3.1994 BTC [-] {3}
Naphex: fiat responsability is stupid :) burn it
Naphex: just make sure you make more then you spend hehe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437 = 0.1442 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "I havent finished entering all of them to get an exact total, but all those donations together come to about US$9,000. "
mircea_popescu: openbsd did about 10x better than them, and for very good reasons.
mircea_popescu: not just the dorks in charge of these foundations, but everyone everywhere needs to get this through their thick skulls already : you talk to the elites.
BingoBoingo: I actually followed danielpbarron and went through with ordering the CD's and a book
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437715 = 0.1444 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Absolute OpenBSD 2nd edition, the Micheal W. Lucas book.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 159 @ 0.00437742 = 0.696 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00439999 = 0.2948 BTC [+]
Naphex: "Just wanted to say thank you. I posted a picture of my sons first birthday cake over in r/baking. bitcoincollegefundgu donated to his college fund. I had no idea you guys existed until tonight. This community seems awesome. Thank you so much for investing in my little man."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 139 @ 0.00440661 = 0.6125 BTC [+] {3}
moiety: chetty: no complaints here! it's brilliant lol
moiety: omg there is an r/baking?
assbot: BitBet - Brock Pierce to resign at BTC Foundation :: 0.16 B (2%) on Yes, 10.08 B (98%) on No | closing in 3 months 1 week| weight: 97`397 (100`000 to 1)
assbot: GIF - Leancuisine's Gambling Investment Fund
BingoBoingo: Suppose Sinbad appears out of obscurity with Emilio Esteves and they accuse Brock Pierce of molesting them.
fluffypony: there's now an IPO where you can give someone money
mircea_popescu: fluffypony this is not news. in point of fact : one week before glbse collapsed, there was a guy who created a gambling mining fund.
mircea_popescu: ie, people give him btc, he buys miners, which he uses to mine, the proceeds he uses to buy canadian lottery tickets
fluffypony: no man, that's the bottom end of retardation.
fluffypony: I don't know why everyone insists that criticism be handed to them on a fluffy white pillow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02169116 = 0.1952 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.0216 = 0.1944 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0216 = 0.216 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14222 @ 0.00089055 = 12.6654 BTC [+]
chetty: fluffypony, a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
fluffypony: chetty: or a smack to the back of the head, whichever comes first?
chetty: the smack tends to work a lot better
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}
fluffypony: we should IPO the SmackTastic Back of Head Smacker
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.0223994 = 0.1568 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.03247596 = 0.3572 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03262499 = 0.261 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.82124719 BTC for No on "ATC to reach block 50000 on time (
http://bitbet.us/bet/812/)". Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 24(Y):76(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.19622719 BTC. Current weight: 74,209.
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 458.75, vol: 11554.54586435 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 446.405, vol: 9021.25963 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 458.58, vol: 7886.38675067 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 43.96600715 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 453.959982, vol: 2863.21550000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 454.58474, vol: 6.83839247 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 457.6134, vol: 48.08295944 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.09099998 = 0.364 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.091 = 0.182 BTC [+]
assbot: Sex change drugs 'to be offered to nine-year-olds' - Telegraph
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0385 = 0.1925 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03324749 = 0.133 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: The public burning of Bob Beck pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0044 = 0.1452 BTC [-]
assbot: The sharp friar and the golden jew discuss your options pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Have they really never acknowledged your salvation since the event?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03246908 = 0.3247 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.0320151 = 0.2881 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.03200633 = 0.6401 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.095 = 4.75 BTC [+]
assbot: No funding has come from /bsdfund to OpenBSD in recent memory (8 years?) Even when the project was in peril. /hashtag/OpenBSD?src=hash /hashtag/OpenSSL?src=hash /hashtag/LibreSSL?src=hash
assbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation
mircea_popescu: i thought you were asking about "salvation" specifically.
BingoBoingo: Ah, yeah. I'm just looking at this Bob Beck guy's stuff. That tweet just made me realize how unsaveble he is as a "fundraiser"
mircea_popescu: it's a profession, like any other. irrespective what the desocialised think of the things they suck at / don't understand.
BingoBoingo: It's why silicon valley can even kill good ideas with poor executions
BingoBoingo: code doesn't keep the lights on and bills paid
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most shocking case of this problem (which is otherwise well understood and well documented), by very far the worst i actually saw in bitcoin
mircea_popescu: there was a necrodearia/mizerydearia character active 2009-2011ish, the utter epitome of it.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: one'd prolly be well served by reading the totality of that guy's productions. if one were a psychiatrist.
pankkake: I actually had some contact with him! he was running the early Gentoo overlay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03325 = 0.3325 BTC [+]
assbot: mizerydearia's obnoxious health escapade
mircea_popescu: "Our excellent support staff of 1 is waiting to take your call and assist you!" lol
fluffypony: just wait till we get a 2nd person, it'll be curtains then
mircea_popescu: lol chgeck that out, pankkake's aggregator actually list comments count too
pankkake: "I have, however, the visits were uneventful, unhelpful and unproductive. The last visit with a doctor at a hospital in Wisconsin consumed much of my time trying to convince me that my issue was a psychological disorder and that any other issue (e.g. bugs, bacteria, fungii, etc) is not something that the doctor or anyone at the hospital could treat and that any blood test work they would pursue would not test for anything relating to that."
pankkake: you know, this happened to me this year
mircea_popescu: pankkake no argument, but the guy has serious mental issues, irrespective of that side point.
pankkake: especially this one asshole who wanted me to take antidepressants
mircea_popescu: "I suffer from constant nibble-like sensations that seem to come from nowhere or maybe bacterial or fungal or other microbial spores?"
mircea_popescu: "I'll keep this short and simple, and no, I'm not asking for any help, assistance or anything, because I fucking (profanity used as implication of seriousness if it can even be evaluated as such) despise greed..."
mircea_popescu: "I believe the lack of helpfulness and the persistance of psychological disorder is merely an effort related to the corruption (laziness and/or greed?) of industry, especially relative to the minimal or lack of monetary or other forms of wealth in which I am not worthy or valuable enough to receive related health treatments, inspections or other efforts to combat my particular health issue. "
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mircea_popescu: i mean... hey, am I going to be corrupted ? specifically, by laziness ? by greed ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo find the one where he asks for someone to pay for his lunch at some wisconsin shithole, and goes into all the perverse detail about how exactly the person is required to call and why that is
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'll link it when I find it.
assbot: Plz livestream The Good Wife
assbot: journal/2012.03 in health-journal/mizerydearia:master - Gitorious
mircea_popescu: if anyone was ever curious what mental health professionals read.
mircea_popescu: that's about standard fare. marginally subclinical nutty.
pankkake: no activity after 2012 anywhere, it seems
mircea_popescu: either getting help, being medicated out of his mind, being used as a cumrag in some us prison or else you know... writing the new bitcoin.
pankkake: wrong, some pushes in sep 2013, much after the last health journal commit
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mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i come from the romanian psychopathology tradition, pre 1990.
moiety: i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, in the states having a Von Neuman machine for a brain is a clinical condition here.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most a communist era doctor'd have done for this would have been 6 months' workcamp
mircea_popescu: for that matter, i very much doubt this is schizoid. the patient's much too young and too much of the expected tableau is missing.
BingoBoingo: Oh, we love throwing antipsychotics as OCD and aspies here.
pankkake: BingoBoingo: until the day they get a gun
BingoBoingo: It was a trend that got quashed just a few years ago where antipsychotics were really popular in nursing homes for dementia
BingoBoingo: American Healthcare is like bitcointalk. Outcomes aren't as important as pissing money away.
assbot: update: casascius.COM is GOOD but casascius.NET is EVIL / FRAUD / SCAM / 1%
assbot: Exchange accidentally sent 512 bitcoins after coding error
mircea_popescu: anyway, for the innocent, intersango was the allegedly legit business of taaki, strateman and co
mircea_popescu: anyway, good link to show the derpy that irc was where it was at, in 2011 too. they just didn't know about it then either.
kakobrekla: back when btc was fiddy bux i once got a 10k deposit on bitstamp processed twice
kakobrekla: after reporting, i got back 'thanks, there arent many honest people left around'
mircea_popescu: Leaky tits. Young or old, male or female, anyone taking Risperdal, especially more than 4mg a day, has a good chance of lactating.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It hit blocks dopamine AND stimulates prolactin
pankkake: how many milking fetishists faking symptoms to get the drug?
mircea_popescu: this is like the harem drug. cuts the rage of disphoria and makes tits leak
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.11082846 = 0.7758 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: What I enjoy about #bitcoin-assets
fluffypony: yeah I couldn't find one, so I wrote one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03839 = 0.7678 BTC [-] {2}
rithm: Nobody is wrong. Everybody is wrong.
fluffypony: rithm: I didn't want to say "Nobody is wrong. Except rithm."
BingoBoingo: Well, there's the other side effects to consider.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 15 @ 0.0384 = 0.576 BTC [+]
rithm is wrong and i like it
rithm: i miss atlas sometimes or one of his permutations
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]
dub: manueldeortego or something was the last nick i can remember
gribble: EmanuelDeOrtego was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 37 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <EmanuelDeOrtego> I'll do it in the morning then.
assbot: Aug 18 16:38:35 <projectshifter>i didn't realize investments were really going - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:12:16 <MoneyIsDebt>saying he'll release all at once might be an attempt to bring the btc price down
mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:24:35 <boonies4u>mircea_popescu: if I was a hacker, I would bet for myself
gribble: maximian was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 16 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 26 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <maximian> mircea_popescu: the pic that wired selected for that openbsd article is hilarious
gribble: copumpkin was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <copumpkin> thanks
gribble: gmaxwell was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 29 weeks, 4 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <gmaxwell> thestringpuller: because he's nice for ten minute spans of time, and evades the bans and not everone knows about this BS.
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 25 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 52 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <smickles> wtf bet on the price rising rather than buying more or buying an option (or similar)
dub: gmax couldnt take it without atlas here
gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over
gribble: mrtiggr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 25 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <MrTiggr> if thats the same article i read ;)
gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 58 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
gribble: pirateat40 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 39 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 11 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <pirateat40> lame
gribble: JWU_42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 12 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <JWU_42> this has the potential to get very sticky
rithm: yeah Emmanueldeortego
rithm: that's the last one i remember too
dub: im sure JWU has been here more recently
gribble: jwu42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 39 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <JWU42> that was enough for another 6 momnths
rithm: ...but...but sometimes my bnc parts channels randomly
rithm: i only find out months and years later that i missed something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00011655 = 0.2914 BTC [-] {9}
gribble: eskimobob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, 9 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <EskimoBob> no idea how executions are shown on btct
gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over
gribble: bearbones was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 38 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 15 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <bearbones> dude, 20btc to join? :o
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.00011162 = 0.4465 BTC [-] {8}
gribble: luceo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 14 weeks, 3 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <Luceo> Seals with clubs? :D
gribble: btchero was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 26 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, and 42 seconds ago: <BTCHero> Daughter got ahold of the keyboard
dub: what was that cunts name
gribble: rg was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 22 weeks, 1 day, 17 hours, 23 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <rg> good times
gribble: (seen [<channel>] <nick>) -- Returns the last time <nick> was seen and what <nick> was last seen saying. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent on the channel itself. <nick> may contain * as a wildcard.
gribble: brendio was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 22 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours, and 5 seconds ago: <brendio> what you want?
gribble: gigavps was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 11 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <gigavps> well, we can rule out c, i have block chain transaction to prove what i have paid
rithm: ;;seen Diablo_Mining_Corp
gribble: I have not seen Diablo_Mining_Corp.
gribble: obsi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 6 days, 17 hours, 55 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <Obsi> it was closed out and delisted, can't be traded from what I know
rithm: gribble needs to have historical glbse data on hand for my queries
mircea_popescu: anyone remember her ? (im pretty sure it was a chick). the smoothest ponzi operator to date
gribble: ciuciu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 39 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <ciuciu> Sure, bye.
rithm: i remember an OBSI asset listing
mircea_popescu: Sep 01 22:36:34 <assbot>GMVT-BOT [1@0.1BTC] paid: 0.00711271 BTC. Last price: 0.14 BTC. Capital gain: 0.04 BTC. Total: 0.04711271 BTC. (47.1%)
gribble: chmod755 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 34 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <chmod755> BingoBoingo, Thank you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.472 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: assbot still has the last share price data on hand, just gotta know the symbol to call it out
gribble: Bane_Capital was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 51 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <Bane_Capital> Much obliged.
kakobrekla: that thing that you pasted was something like profit/loss calc
gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 55 minutes and 40 seconds ago: <moiety> i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd
gribble: coingenuity was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, 56 minutes, and 14 seconds ago: <coingenuity> mircea_popescu: there's a lot of them
gribble: rdponticelli was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 32 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <rdponticelli> Again
gribble: Ignatius-otc was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 29 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <Ignatius-otc> some things never change
assbot: Last trade for GMVT-BOT on GLBSE was at 0.13999899 BTC [+]
gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support
gribble: garr255 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 6 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, and 19 seconds ago: <Garr255> !ticker btct cognitive
rithm: oh assbot has glbse historical data!
gribble: exahash was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and 17 seconds ago: <exahash> !pl OBSI.HRPT 1@.1
assbot: Good morning, may you serve the Lord, and may His holy dominion guide you through your dismal life.
gribble: guruvan was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 1 week, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <guruvan> back to the orderbook spam
gribble: gabbynot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <gabbynot> Thx…interesting soap opera.
assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla my memory is modular, bits keep falling out
assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on BTCTC was at 0.1 BTC [-]
assbot: Last trade for COG on HAVELOCK was at 0.00160016 BTC [-]
assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on GLBSE was at 0.575 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <gribble> I have not seen gar255. << Sep 23 01:04:58 *Garr255 has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla everyone still made roi hand over fist in fiat!1111
gribble: tsukino was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 15 weeks, 2 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, and 57 seconds ago: <tsukino> hi
assbot: Last trade for NYAN on GLBSE was at 0.6 BTC [-]
gribble: vampireb was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <vampireb> (reminds myself to go to gym tomorrow)
moiety: were you looking for me BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: moiety: We are just probing the last things people said
gribble: knotwork was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 weeks, 1 day, 22 hours, 36 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <knotwork> Yeah I heard they covered the losses with money from investors. Maybe the investors didnt like that and now want to drive away all customers so the place gets no business and has to shut down
gribble: noagendamarket was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 23 weeks, 0 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <noagendamarket> lol
gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support
gribble: Luke-Jr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Luke-Jr> but then we realised it'd be about as big a project as Bitcoin, so dropped it and went back to Bitcoin code ;P
mircea_popescu: Aug 13 07:17:54 <noagendamarket>I regret sending Bruce Wagner the first twitter message about bitcoin :D
gribble: mollison was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 34 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 12 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <mollison> well at least i'm getting both sides of the story
gribble: Doffx was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 2 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 43 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <Doffx> That will be pleanty of space then
gribble: zefir was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes, and 32 seconds ago: <zefir> Chaang: if you did that, it will be challenging to undelete them. first thing you need to do is shutting system down to prevent further write accesses
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 29 @ 0.00711995 = 0.2065 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: reeses was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 29 minutes, and 23 seconds ago: <reeses> hah
gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, 14 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <Chaang-Noi> might have to sue em
gribble: Ziggy9263 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 2 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Ziggy9263> I see.
gribble: markedathome was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 21 weeks, 5 days, 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <markedathome> I don't suppose anyone knows of how to extract private keys from the satoshidice desktop app that was around a year or so ago?
mircea_popescu: Oct 22 22:43:41 *DerCoin has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
gribble: korbman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 41 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <Korbman> or else I wouldn't be on here haha :P
gribble: BitHub was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <BitHub> don't fall for it
gribble: Jackmaninov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 19 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <Jackmaninov> wow such trade
gribble: bowjob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <bowjob> lol
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 1 day, 23 hours, 48 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <topace> punkman: no, you are not right. its widely known what my name is
gribble: imsaguy was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <imsaguy> ;-)
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 42 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <burnside> lol
gribble: clipse was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 43 weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 31 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <Clipse> is that the direction/percentage scale they use ?
mircea_popescu: so that's that for our little passover day. lotta folks never heard from again
mircea_popescu: as the various pretend exchanges they were invested in croaked
Duffer1 raises one to the pretend exchanges to croak in 2014
assbot:
https://t.co/RmxEbCTLR3 Throwback to the old days of /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash when /phantomcircuit counted as competent and /AmirTaaki as well spoken.
mircea_popescu: lol oops... seems phantomcircuit on twitter isn't strateman
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce" << crucial verbage for all havelol business plans
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: it's crucial for our IPO for the planning of the IPO to IPO an exchange IPO on an exchange
kakobrekla: but thanks to all the altcoins btc can no longer be classified as micro, not enough space in that cat.
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol let's just ipo the word "awesomesauce" and be done with it
mircea_popescu: hey dignork can puzzlomat be altered so i can see the list of nicks that got the right answer
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: the IPO can include the patents and trademark registration, plus a strong "merchant adoption strategy" and "dynamic userbase growth path", as well as "a drive to be included in all modern dictionaries and encyclopaedias (eg. wikipedia, wiktionary)". We can call it S.SAUCE
mircea_popescu: so in march 2013 china T holdings were 37% of its fx reserves.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03329323 = 0.1665 BTC [+]
dignork: mircea_popescu: yep, I'll add it
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems:
https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ bitcoinpete: fluffypony: i'm with you until the ticker. i vote for that to be a.sauce, listing using a new financial category of "awesomes
assbot: In Letter to Obama, Cisco CEO Complains About NSA Allegations | Re/code
mike_c: mircea_popescu: where'd the chinese fx reserves go? euros?
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems:
https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ fluffypony: justusranvier: he doesn't like you ver much
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: cisco and chambers should just pay up if they want special treatment, neh? why bother whining to the media?
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: looks like have ourselves a duel! pistols at 6 paces!
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems:
https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ assbot: Troll /walterbilas, jumping on opportunity to express his strong anti-immigration stance. Alas for him, I'm a Brit.
http://t.co/ySgbaJrSiQ kakobrekla: what do you want me to moderate benkay ?
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lol. i only hire alliance magicians
benkay: i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue.
benkay: or is this mircea_popescu 's domain?
mircea_popescu: party clowns you hire out for conferences and bar-mitzvahs nao bitch about their time being wasted ?
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu benaky wants the mods to vet the bitbet queue.
assbot: Sheila Bair: Why I recommend Tim Geithner's book - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet
bitcoinpete: "But who can blame the regulators for being timid when members of both parties in Congress seem to value campaign contributions over system stability?"
bitcoinpete: "when it comes to homeowners, Tim worries about the moral hazard government relief efforts create."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0322001 = 0.161 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: "I guess I would feel better about Tim's rationalizations of the bailouts if I thought he was more committed to avoiding them in the future." << feelings!
assbot: Forget 'the Cloud,' Computing's Future Is in 'the Fog' - WSJ.com
bitcoinpete: "Whereas the cloud is "up there" in the sky somewhere, distant and remote and deliberately abstracted, the "fog" is close to the ground, right where things are getting done."
benkay: just buy a server and rack it
chetty: China Signs Non-Dollar Settlement Deal With Russia's Largest Bank
BingoBoingo: Come on everyone knows big iron and system/z is the future
bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: what's so special about ibm's z?
bitcoinpete: "On one level, asking our smart devices to, for example, send software updates to one another, rather than routing them through the cloud, could make the fog a direct rival to the cloud for some functions." << bwahaha
chetty: well staying secure in the fog should be about like staying dry in fog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02299974 = 0.23 BTC [+] {2}
bitcoinpete: chetty: it pretty much is, as with the cloud. security doesn't enter the equation
assbot: I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night.
assbot: Any startup people in /hashtag/Singapore?src=hash I can Couchsurf with this weekend? I'm feeling adventurous, I'll take you to dinner;).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42771748 BTC to 8`548 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
fluffypony: Fluffy Pony, BBNLB, PHD, WTF, Esquire at Law
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.03800001 = 0.38 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: china goes "eh get fucked". obviously. << lmao
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.095 = 7.6 BTC [+]
assbot: Anti-Obama author D'Souza pleads guilty to campaign finance violation| Reuters
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4797989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
assbot: Lady Narcs on Her Own Cat for Bringing Home a Bag of Weed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 27 @ 0.0381655 = 1.0305 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: fluffypony!! I'm ok for a reference now! \o/ Thank you for offering to help, I really appreciate it. BB is going to character ref me relating to the past year i've known him and i even get to use his actual actual name of rl-ness :o
assbot: Russian Attack Cat - Imgur
moiety: remember when i thought that was real? lol
moiety: lol i wish they were that size though
BingoBoingo: Srsly, fuck jurassic park, we need bigger manuls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03770005 = 0.754 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: ok application in, cross everything and pray to Manul and try to panic as little as possible now is all i can do. thank you BB.
assbot: U.S. Government Admits Using Fake Vaccination Programs to Gather Intelligence and Now Swears it Won’t Do it Again… | A Lightning War for Liberty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.46500053 = 4.65 BTC [-] {4}
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 156 Ask: 278 Last Price: 278 24h-Vol: 543k High: 280 Low: 159 VWAP: 223
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.46500001 = 9.765 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.1374 = 0.687 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4797989 = 0.9596 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.46500002 = 3.72 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.45888932 = 1.3767 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4699999 = 0.94 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00420075 = 0.126 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 100 @ 0.02299998 = 2.3 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i had a dream last night in which you made an appearance. i was hanging out with you and your harem of women...it felt like what the medieval times would be like (hanging out with a prince)
moiety: I've got skype on whenever I am at the pc which is generally all day till early hours gmt thestringpuller. I have set a voicemail message for when i'm sleeping
moiety: thestringpuller: i haven't thought about it actually, depends what you are looking for i guess
moiety: Duffer1: beena few contacts, couple IMs also
moiety: yeahi'm glad it was tested first fluffypony ty
chetty: 3,000 community radio stations in #Thailand off air following army martial law decree
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4644 @ 0.00011842 = 0.5499 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03318985 = 0.1991 BTC [-] {6}
thestringpuller: moiety if you have bandwidth for private contracts, I need some similar secretarial services
thestringpuller: as it's been said, looks like you stumbled into a busines ;)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12356 @ 0.00011846 = 1.4637 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 100 @ 0.03930897 = 3.9309 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3336 @ 0.00011232 = 0.3747 BTC [-] {5}
pankkake: "But this doesn't negate other things those two have said, Mireacu (or however you write his name)"
mircea_popescu: "One of the friends was Denise Joseph, who was engaged to D'Souza while he was still married to another woman. D'Souza resigned as president of King's College, a small Christian school in New York City, after the media revealed his relationship with Joseph in 2012."
assbot: Pierre Bellanger Wikipdia
fluffypony: pankkake: if this is going to be another French wikipedia article about guys obsessed with seaman I'm not reading it
pankkake: fluffypony: radio owner who kept a few (voluntary) slaves at home. one of those was a minor, so massive scandal
fluffypony: that's just like a regular day at the office for mircea_popescu
pankkake: I think there were sisters or something, too
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mircea_popescu: seaman ? D seaman, the youtuber/ scamcoin extraordinaire ?
pankkake: I don't remember what you're referring to, fluffypony
mircea_popescu: sisters don't work so well. they get insanely competititve
pankkake: might why something fucked up in his harem
mircea_popescu: pankkake lol, convicted to a year in prison and also author of an amber alert initiative in france ?
pankkake: et hop, détournement de mineur
mircea_popescu: pankkake it actually was "corruption de mineure" turns out.
pankkake: lol, didn't even know that existed
mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah, it's when you fuck one, and she likes it.
pankkake: I thought you could do anything to a minor, as long as she did not spend the night (which is the détournement)
davidlatapie: Wow, I did not even know about Pierre Bellanger
mircea_popescu: pankkake what are you, from like before the insanity ?
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: what makes you think it is more common in France than somewhere else?
assbot: UBS Banker in Swap Deal Arranged for Strippers, Utility Says - Bloomberg
pankkake: oh. right. sexual desires only comes on your 18th birthday
davidlatapie: According to the French law, sexual maturity is at age 16.
pankkake: but I thought the law wasn't as insane as the mediatic crap
danielpbarron: 2014-05-20 09:05:43 <@assbot:#bitcoin-assets-trades> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: davidlatapie: or 15 or something. but the issue is how minor/adult relationships are handled
davidlatapie: I'm French, manager of Mintcoin, core team member of Monero (and other things probably not important here)
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joecool: davidlatapie: you should probably find decent hosting
davidlatapie: joecool: about what? My own blog, mintcoin blog, monero blog?
davidlatapie: joecool: thanks I contacted the persons responsible for this
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie so what's the mintcoin elevator speech again ?
joecool: davidlatapie: no doubt hostgator decided to move servers or something without telling anyone (they do this a lot)
joecool: we moved off a long time ago
moiety: hello darth, welcome :]
moiety: darth found us via bitcoinpete's blog
moiety: the sex weeks flat, though it's down to five now mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: moiety you know that's a pretty good novel title ? "The Sex Weeks Flat"
moiety: fave week will be the one i get it confirmed :D if i get it confirmed *strokes lucky manul*
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: sustainable development. Bitcoin => carbon footprint for mining. Mintcoin => first Fast PoW, less mining, gaining money with PoS. When I discovered mintcoin, I was just one-month old on crypto. Now I would know better. But I have a moral obligation toward the community
moiety wonders if her neighbours would notice a door plaque of this name
fluffypony: moiety: just do it in a different language
mircea_popescu: you know a) the time to fold a hand is when you know it can't win, not when you figure you can afford to and b) any project can be properly folded, and all that can be shuold be.
davidlatapie: joecool: in that particular case, I think this is different. owner left and gave the key to me, I gave them to a webmaster who was in holidays until last week and was supposed to handle the transfer to a reliable person (the one in change of mintcoinfund.org)
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: well it's win-win - they won't get the pun, but they also won't be offended
moiety: I'm torn between this and Manul Manor
fluffypony: and she'll be able to take a photo and put it up here, which is far more important
mircea_popescu: "our whites-only 3 star restaurant is win-win for the black community : they don't get to eat here and in exchange don't have to pay"
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00420221 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {5}
gribble: Error: 'new' is not a valid integer.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.095 = 0.57 BTC [+]
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: well, yeah :) Every one was nood at a time :)
pankkake: I thought nood was intentional
pankkake: "your crappy ego-fulled 'look at me' site called Tremolina or something" it's spellings day
fluffypony: someone wrote a beginners guide for gpg reg - was it benkay or BingoBoingo ?
assbot: wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I think he meant he already is nude
fluffypony: I just assumed that pankkake and Apocalyptic are nude all the time
fluffypony: and that Karpeles only wore clothes because going to Starbucks naked is frowned upon
davidlatapie: I have to know Karpeles would come in the conversation...
pankkake: no, it's a guy talking to one of your multiple fake personalities
pankkake: fluffypony: not always but thank god there's no webcam on irc though :D
fluffypony: pankkake: don't forget his thousands of forum accounts
pankkake: <darth> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: "was"? Angry Bitcoin holder had him Kadhafi'd? ^^
fluffypony smacks his hand with Encarta Encyclopedia
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
fluffypony: davidlatapie, darth, if you guys get stuck just call the Bitcoin Support Hotline
assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!
moiety: asciilifeform: what would The Sex Weeks Flat be in the language of the manuls?
moiety: i think they would all speak russian
moiety: oh lol it shall become clear, good to see you btw!
moiety: asciilifeform: i hope it all went well
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mircea_popescu: nedelya is week at any rate. sex is a neologism for the russkis, they didn't use to fuck before the missionaries came
FabianB: asciilifeform: so mass production of cardano can begin? ;)
moiety: and thus the flat was named before it was even in my possession! thank you mircea_popescu :D
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu:"this is not a bank robbery! open that damned safe!" << sums up thailand and egypt nicely
danielpbarron: someone from #bitcoin PM'd me to plead with me that I not run bitcoind 0.7.2, earlier today
danielpbarron: bitcoinpete, > That era was plagued with security issues as development was mostly someone incompetent bankrolled by the foundation
fluffypony: I'm already using Bitcoin 2.0, haven't you heard?
danielpbarron: no, he was saying I should upgrade to the newest version
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: which, of course, is exactly backwards
assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog
bitcoinpete: it piles on the nonsense committed by the power rangers even further
bitcoinpete: it's like putting out a fire with grenades and cannons
assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog
danielpbarron: > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: I lose track, I might actually be on Bitcoin '95 at this stage
danielpbarron: so there is a secret shadowy group keeping track of bitcoind bugs and isn't making them public?
mircea_popescu: "<danielpbarron> > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed" le derp
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron because actually working on the actually werll documented bugs is not cool enough for the powerfully retarded. they need their secret decoder rings.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile the wallet sat plain on disk for all of three years
mircea_popescu: according to the same fuckwits that are running around at dressupcon in capes today,
bitcoinpete: bugs are sekrit, they're only spoken of in hushed tones
mircea_popescu: interesting how the mind of people who supposedly come from open source actually works.
bitcoinpete: "did you hear about that one?" they murmur to each other between lashes at their underground dungeon parties
bitcoinpete: they supposedly come from places where they have no real power, so they make couch fortresses and voila
chetty: comon bitcoinpete they are not cool enough for underground dungeon parties
bitcoinpete: let's see the rebel army take down our death star now!
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
bitcoinpete: they put your problems in a transparent pill cap and tell you where to shove it
rithm: oh nsap get dat .garbage file beeesh
fluffypony: thestringpuller: it was just a dump from a convo on IRC, I'll probably expand it at some stage
fluffypony: most especially because it'll encourage mircea_popescu to give us more lists
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu i imagine you could motivate people with your harem
bitcoinpete: davidlatapie: joecool: wow, whatever happened! << in stitches right now!
thestringpuller: "if you do a good job, one of my girls will give you a blow job"
pankkake: I'm pretty sure blowjob-giving secretaries would help businesses productivity tremendously
pankkake: unfortunately, we're not permitted to experiment that
bitcoinpete: the dood clinton, not sure about the other one
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no question of could, but why'd i bother ?
pankkake: the other one is certaintly a mal-baisée, like we say in France
mircea_popescu: Jezzz you have to id with gribble and pm assbot !up to get voice.
Jezzz: pankkake: ozbot not down
Jezzz: just too much bot traffic in here
Jezzz: mircea_popescu: k, thx
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pankkake: slave leia, one of the fetishes I actually don't have. too mainstream, perhaps
mircea_popescu: pankkake you know, something isn't a fetish just because you like it. the definition of a fetish is something that can arouse a man when nothing else can.
mircea_popescu: if the "nothing else can" part isn't in there, fetish dun enter into it.
pankkake: Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
pankkake: An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.
pankkake: fetish was a too strong word for that case, anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 295 @ 0.095 = 28.025 BTC [+]
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Jezzz: <gribble> Error: Username already registered. Try a different username.
Jezzz: don't ever remember doing this
Jezzz: so either I lost it, or username was taken by someone else
moiety: username can't be taken that quickly I don't think.
assbot: Search results for '0xe46f9446586da1b73da983f851ab989a69530379'
Jezzz: yep, no idea where that key is
mircea_popescu: you'll have to come up with a new name and get rated by ppls.
davout: ;;gettrust davidlatapie
gribble: Nick 'davidlatapie', with hostmask 'davidlatapie!~david__@85-169-42-20.rev.numericable.fr', is not identified.
fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user davout has been recorded.
fluffypony: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Also parlevouses the Francaise and, you know, bitcoin-central and paymium.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user davout has changed from 1 to 1.
fluffypony: I saw the gettrust and then tabbed on to davout
assbot: U.S. rejects challenge to $13 billion JPMorgan Chase settlement| Reuters
davout: mircea_popescu: so, what was that old dude saying? was that even romanian?
davout: he like speaks french, and turns berserk spitting on them, wtf happened ? :D
mircea_popescu: the whole thing's surreal, romanian local network station does in the street interview, old clearly local guy randomly starts speaking in bad french at them
mircea_popescu: then a scuffle breaks out, it's like something out of bunuel
davout: yea well, guess we should ask dotcoin to translate
fluffypony: next up: TranslateBourse - the Wall Street of Translations! TBT on BitcoinBourse.
davout: French journal does comparative analysis of the price per kg of cars and meat
assbot: Saviez-vous que le Duster de Dacia vaut moins cher que l'andouillette? - Challenges
davout: "can i have the bacon interior option?"
assbot: "Danny and Annie" from StoryCorps - YouTube
davout: what's next, valuing startup comparatively to developer meat weight?
fluffypony: thestringpuller: wife's already asleep, will put it on the list to watch tomorrow
fluffypony: does anyone have a freelance dev that is au fait with QT 5 and C/C++? I have some urgent UI work that needs doing
davout: after a phone line, a mascot
davout: yes, let's call it samuel
fluffypony: rolls off the tongue with a French accent better than an English one
davout: so the wiki can be called samul
fluffypony: punkman1: hit me up when around re: the above, if you're not interested maybe you know someone who is
davout: gosh, i ain't even high
moiety: if i could have a pet one, i would call him marvin
moiety: i didn't know there was such a thing lol
fluffypony hands moiety The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe
moiety: oh now i have heard of that
davout bitchslaps fluffypony with his copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the *galaxy*
fluffypony: ok I go sleep before I say something else inane, night night
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jurov: <benkay> [15:31:28] i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue. << cuz he got his salary today xD
jurov: throw it all on bitbet
mjr_: i was wondering if you had the documentation about when you were under DDOS and set up the IRC/gpg/pastebin alternate trading system
assbot: MPEx: The Missing Manual 2 - How to talk to MPEx - serialized delusions
mjr_: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu
mjr_: that was much easier to read than the romanian version :)
mjr_: the first link was in romanian...or rather
mjr_: i don't know what language it is in
mjr_: and i guessed romanian
jurov: apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point
mjr_: so what else is new
jurov: we have spiffy recpetionist
mjr_: One, Two, Threei e un film din a doua parte a carierei lui Cagney (care s-a cam razboit cu studiourile la viata lui, Bette Davis style). Nu putem spune “finalul” carierei zisului dat fiind ca inca facea filme-n 1981, douazeci de ani mai tirziu.
mjr_: i have seen some really cool things here
mjr_: the logs are really nice
mjr_: you can lurk much easier lol
thestringpuller: what's the poing of #bitcoin-otc if you can't buy btc there ~_~
mircea_popescu: mjr_ if you don't actually load an article you just get the main page which loads a random articler
mjr_: ah ok, i just clicked
mjr_: anyway, no big deal
mjr_: the missing manual had it all
mjr_: i was just dicussing API's with an associaet
mjr_: and that was probably the most interesting interface i've ever seen
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 65 @ 0.00577829 = 0.3756 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 126 @ 0.00566473 = 0.7138 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.47926564 = 0.9585 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00560000 / 0.00575953 / 0.00619590 (308 shares, 1.77393487 BTC), 7D: 0.00560000 / 0.00642828 / 0.00710000 (2469 shares, 15.87142769 BTC), 30D: 0.00532500 / 0.00647243 / 0.00750000 (8888 shares, 57.52696161 BTC)
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00405021 = 0.1337 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 16 @ 0.0390596 = 0.625 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.00011297 = 0.3389 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: bdb shouldn't have been replaced by leveldb
jurov: someday i buy namesys and make shishkin sew reiser4 in there >:D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03319326 = 0.1328 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: is it supposed to take a week+ for the blockchain to get imported in 0.7.2 ?
jurov: hopefully when mircea finally overthrows washington we can get reiser himself to do it
jurov: provided he keeps mp's bitches intact
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1832 @ 0.00011216 = 0.2055 BTC [-] {2}
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, either downloaded or with bootstrap.dat; the checking of the blocks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1968 @ 0.00011002 = 0.2165 BTC [-] {4}
dub: a reasonably modern computer helps, ssd drive helps more
danielpbarron: what is the bottleneck? my cpu is only topping out at 20%
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0332999 = 0.333 BTC [+]
jurov: it can make reads faster by factor of <number of disks> at most
mike_c: rent did their 2po at 75. as soon as market trading started again it sank.
Namworld: I started playing the game FEZ. Loving it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]
Duffer1: incredible game from the makers of bastion
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 177 @ 0.00080356 = 0.1422 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47925027 BTC [-]
mike_c: yeah, they sold 175 btc worth at 75. as soon as market trading opened up it dropped into the 60s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0333 = 0.333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03347217 = 0.3347 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 837 @ 0.00420001 = 3.5154 BTC [+]
assbot: Secrets, lies and Snowden's email: why I was forced to shut down Lavabit | Comment is free | theguardian.com
mircea_popescu: "Glenn Greenwald: the state targets dissenters not 'bad guys'"
mircea_popescu: seems exactly what you'd expect, it's long lost control.
dignork: Well, Lavabit owner was too optimistic establishing his business in states, but due process sounds too bad even for sceptical me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1806 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: In the first two weeks, I was served legal papers a total of seven times and was in contact with the FBI every other day. (This was the period a prosecutor would later characterize as my "period of silence".)
benkay: <jurov> apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point // oh you