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 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00087254 = 9.2489 BTC [+]
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 120 @ 0.00460294 = 0.5524 BTC [-] {10} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00460001 = 0.1794 BTC [-] {2} 
 Bugpowder: They question is not "to buy or not to buy?", rather, "when to buy?"
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00086962 = 13.2182 BTC [-] {3} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087254 = 9.3362 BTC [+]
 Duffer1_: i mean, why do people believe getting fiat out of Gox will be easier than getting BTC out of gox (thus causing the price of BTC to increase)
 nubbins`: why did people believe gox could be trusted with funds in the first place
 kakobrekla: why did people believe <every scam in btcland> could be trusted with funds in the first place
 Duffer1_: sure but with money trapped their already it's now a question of what people believe they'll have an easier time withdrawing from gox
 kakobrekla: kraken: Hi Everyone - we are working on a major re-design for the site (no, I don't know when it will come out).
 kakobrekla: yes, if by nice you mean retarded, we agree.
 Namworld: nice as in, let the mythical creatures (kraken, doge, etc) stick together.
 nubbins`: it saddens me when "exchanges" add things like doge
 gribble: Premium of Bitstamp over MtGox is currently 456.444069231 %.
 Namworld: Cusipzzz 50 retest prediction right.
 kakobrekla: dunno where these coins are comming from
 Namworld: book has been empty since like 900 USD per BTC
 Namworld: Should have put a 100 BTC short with x100 leverage as soon as bad news hit... if only there was a place to do that.
 MisterE: Lots of people got cold Coxed heh
 Namworld: I could bounce the price back to 900 by closing the short.
 MisterE: their shitty premium and verification process
 MisterE: I'm glad they failed like a cancer fallen off
 MisterE: plus Japanese lie about everything for a long time before you get the real story
 pankkake: he's fat and french, even more suspicious
 MisterE: Trollbox: "Overstock cancelling bitcoin orders now"
 MisterE: gonna go so low and I;m a buy them all
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.06200008 = 0.248 BTC [-] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.1011 = 0.4044 BTC [-] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.16230094 = 0.6492 BTC [-] {2} 
 Namworld: This is great. We're not at like x10 the price of 1.5 year ago.
 Namworld: BTC is growing fast man, so fast. Can't believe.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 23 @ 0.10091304 = 2.321 BTC [-] {3} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0710006 = 1.42 BTC [-] {3} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9050 @ 0.00086873 = 7.862 BTC [-] {2} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00086821 = 3.2992 BTC [-]
 Vexual: the lack of breakfast egg down the fron't of his magical tshirt is cause for suspicion
 Vexual: @150 they may have executed self insurance
 Vexual: covered any losses and such
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8912 @ 0.00087387 = 7.7879 BTC [+] {3} 
 mike_c: gox back over 100! to the moon!
 Vexual: if they get back, some will make some coin and be happy, like that fat french chep emerging from his kitchen 3 hours later with your roast duck
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086821 = 7.9875 BTC [-]
 Vexual: theyre good at being bad
 Vexual: to the atc trader, it seems r3wt saved my pittance from satoshis locker, so I will be trading again on both exchanges
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 800 @ 0.00087412 = 0.6993 BTC [+]
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00087518 = 9.4957 BTC [+] {3} 
 Vexual: asciilifeorm, why aren't bioses bigger?
 Vexual: titties on the boot screen, thats as advanced as i get
 Vexual: is there such thing as a write once bios?
 Vexual: you can make it in your kitchen?
 Vexual: i like how you can ruin shit pugging them in
 Vexual: plugging in a printer in the old days with things turned on occasionally fried motherboards
 Vexual: i/o wasnt meant to be easy
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6289 @ 0.00087613 = 5.51 BTC [+]
 Vexual: bill gates evilest contibutiuon
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.06233334 = 0.187 BTC [+] {3} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1011 = 0.3033 BTC [-] {3} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.16230094 = 0.4869 BTC [-] {3} 
 decimation: ascii maybe we can boot bios out of a TPM
 Vexual: can you get a laptop with a 232 anymore?
 TomServo_: Vexual: Not easily from my experience.  Although there are USB to RS-232 converters to be had.
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6383 @ 0.00087386 = 5.5778 BTC [-]
 decimation: I've spent hours trying to get random usb-232 converters working
 decimation: one would think the drivers would be somewhat standard
 decimation: I wish someone would explain why my hard drive, mouse, keyboard and printer all must use the same I/O bus
 decimation: did eliminating the PS/2 ports really save anyone any money?  I don't get it
 Vexual: makes it difficult to talk to some things
 decimation: ascii have you tried those 'new' model m's from the guy who bought the factory from IBM in kentucky?
 TomServo_: I was just going to say, I feel like such an idiot for getting rid of all those model Ms
 decimation: surely the springs on a 30 year old keyboard are starting to wear?
 decimation: clickykeyboards.com sells them for ~$95
 decimation: they have some 1391401 models made in 1991
 decimation: Apparently the keyboards made after 1992 were made by Lexmark
 decimation: that's probably the guy who sells them today
 Vexual: shouldn't have thrown that out
 Duffer1: i'm unable to upload an image to any file sharing site
 Vexual: that had a keyboard connector
 kakobrekla: hm might as well color my irc to amber-black scheme
 decimation: apparently in March 1991 IBM divested their hardware manufacturing to a company that became Lexmark
 kakobrekla: Vexual that is not as haxxing as amber
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 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00086808 = 4.6442 BTC [-] {2} 
 gribble: ozbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 hours, 1 minute, and 14 seconds ago: <ozbot> Ken Shirriff's blog: How Hacker News ranking really works: scoring, controversy, and penalties
 Vexual: if i could experience jealousy or shame, i might
 decimation: I wonder if someone makes a decent LCD-based serial terminal
 Vexual: i mgiht have the bits, u want aluminum or wood?
 decimation: I wouldn't mind if it were battery-powered
 Bugpowder: I have taken the gospel and spread fear in the hearts of men
 Bugpowder: #mtgox chat has been muted indefinitely
 Vexual: the dude from gox is fat and im on my third bottle of whisky
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4428 @ 0.00087031 = 3.8537 BTC [+]
 mircea_popescu: mike_c that looks less dumbfoundingly no fucking way-ish. i ordered some data extracted i'll have something in a little
 Bugpowder: I watched the pie video two more times and I just can't imagine Tux being evil.  So much passion for pie.
 Bugpowder: Maybe I am seduced by the french language
 Vexual: i know kaluah when i see it
 mircea_popescu: what, srsly, passionate people can't lie ? what's this.
 decimation: is that guy still camping outside of mtgox's building in tokyo?
 mike_c: less dumbfoundingly stupid? :D  assets is so affirming
 Vexual: theyre moving to paris so they an toss insolent brits into the river
 mircea_popescu: i mean, he'd be camping somewhere else if not there, not like he has a house or anything.
 mircea_popescu: middle class folks looking through the press always imagine that the protesters are you know, like them. house and two cars.
 Vexual: nor coin with witch to pay for a roof
 decimation: there are probably many actual bums who would be happy to protest for a few coins
 decimation: Karpales should be arrested by the UN for being a fat fuck
 Vexual: dont ill have another hernia
 Vexual: seriously, don't make me laugh too much or ill have to pay some faggot surgeon tho render me unconcious and tke a knife to my nether regions
 decimation: mircea, I liked your nigger story on trilema, but I was confused about the link on your second footnote - do you mean Yarvin's article posted Sep 2013?
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 mircea_popescu: a rare day when what you thought mp meant is what mp actually meant.
 decimation: heh.  It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Mr. Yarvin reads your blog
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 909 @ 0.00020009 = 0.1819 BTC [-]
 decimation: his early stuff was good, especially on the structure of power in the us and economics
 mircea_popescu: anyway, kids about his age in romania used to do this all the time.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 935 @ 0.00020009 = 0.1871 BTC [-]
 mircea_popescu: i know the general opinion is that omg copying is bad or w/e, but i don't hold it. any painter worth a shit was made by copying the old masters in his own hand. it's how you become a good writer, rewrite fucking hemingway
 mircea_popescu: decimation the idea isn't to "skim stuff" and try to pass it as your own. the idea is this :
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3050 @ 0.00020108 = 0.6133 BTC [+] {2} 
 mircea_popescu: suppose a guy who is older than you, and better than you, and smarter and more connected and cultivated and powerful than you has a number of slaves, among which this absolutely breathtakingly stunning young lady.
 mircea_popescu: now, stealing her and trying to get her dressed is the best exercise a young boy could possibly attempt.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07000003 = 1.05 BTC [-]
 mircea_popescu: because, turns out, keeping teh girl content is not exactly trivial. it seemed trivial back when the other guy was doing it, but it is not in fact trivial.
 decimation: yeah, being a good master (husband, employer, etc) is hardass thankless work
 mircea_popescu: this is how socialism starts : by encouraging the slaves to not be expressively thankful.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00305 = 0.2318 BTC [+]
 decimation: This is how the us has become ungovernable
 mircea_popescu: i mean, take the notion of censorship. you consider it unbearable to be told to shut the fuck up, keep your bitching to yourself and disperse right now. but... you DO keep your thanking to yourself as a matter of course, as if it's ordained from on high.
 mircea_popescu: not like you go to the boss and say, hey, it just dawned on me, you're so much smarter than me. thank you for taking the time to be my boss.
 mircea_popescu: and if anyone else does, whay! THAT ASSHOLE! THAT BROWNNOSE.
 mircea_popescu: well... in this context censorship is merely the enforcing of the obligation of coherence.
 mircea_popescu: suddenly you have a society in which censorship is not at all absurd, but quite logically sound and flowing from what the people do.
 B007: the boss is not always smarter
 B007: but what if you want to keep the job
 decimation: so the boss has a right to ensure the slaves are in order
 mircea_popescu: you don't want to keep the job where he a) isn't smarter and b) can't cope.
 mircea_popescu: decimation more like, it's your duty to live in a sane world.
 decimation: in the case where you are in an insane job situation, for example, it would be your duty to leave
 decimation: so the position of master cannot be granted by fiat
 mircea_popescu: B007 of interest re the boss being smarter always or not, see the mp 50-50 rule, too.
 mircea_popescu: and it should be, because just like with the poker table : if you live with no masters it just means you're an idiot.
 Vexual: thats some heavy fucking popescuism
 Vexual: i was just gonna say i feel like i should be sitting by a campfire 10k yrs ago
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0002 = 0.196 BTC [-]
 B007: :%s/be your/by your/g
 Duffer1: i'm at a total loss, what could possible prevent me from uploading images to imgur or photobucket or tinypic..
 decimation: it is my experience that there is always someone greater
 B007: Duffer1: whats wrong?
 Duffer1: i get an error message whenever i try to upload a pic to imgur
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00087322 = 33.7063 BTC [+] {5} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 709 @ 0.00292987 = 2.0773 BTC [-] {11} 
 Duffer1: not just imgur but any of those sites, regardless of browser
 Vexual: decimation: i find that when i try to trade
 Duffer1: unknown just says an error occured
 B007: unreliable internet?
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1939 @ 0.00082945 = 1.6083 BTC [-] {17} 
 Vexual: what are you uploading duffer?
 Duffer1: pics of one of my boats for stringpuller
 Vexual: one of your boats? how many do you have?
 Vexual: are you watching black sails?
 Vexual: as a prequal to treasure island it's disappointing
 Duffer1: how does that work first try but none of the others do.. fml
 Vexual: ok now i feel jealousy, do yo u sell them?
 Duffer1: there's no market for em, it's my hobby
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 88 @ 0.00299999 = 0.264 BTC [+] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.00299999 = 0.111 BTC [+]
 B007: i like writing java exploits
 Vexual: are the spars painted plastic?
 Duffer1: it's all wood and string and copper
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.08699999 = 0.174 BTC [+]
 Vexual: those hooks should be lashed
 Duffer1: you can get a finished one on ebay i'm sure dirt cheap
 Vexual: not with a copper hull
 Vexual: put aleanor gibbens on the deck and we'll talk coin
 Duffer1: i'm pretty sure the hooks are period correct
 MisterE: when will we test 500 already?!?!
 KRS-One: second hand word from ne0futur is that mtgox was hacked...anyone?
 MisterE: I doubt even the people in Gox know wtf is going on let alone outsiders
 KRS-One: Yes, supposedly. I got that info from someone else.
 KRS-One: i just joined the chan where is talking #mtgox-chat
 kakobrekla: lol that guy "we knew mtgox is idiots"
 kakobrekla: then why the fuck did you have money there
 Vexual: can we get btc girls in tokyo?
 decimation: needs more bums too.  I bet most bums in Japan are too polite to be much use here though
 cazalla: even if they had my coins, i wouldn't sit out there all day
 Vexual: roastu ducku tabemashteka?
 Vexual: me neither, id send an email
 KRS-One: need moar young japanese hello kitty girls
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.16230094 = 0.8115 BTC [-]
 decimation: the irony of this whole affair is that while various us states are contemplating idiotic bitcoin regulation, actual bitcoin villians are scamming funds from us citizens
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.485 = 3.395 BTC [+]
 Vexual: hey its a mac, AusBitBank should go and steal it!
 AusBitBank: nothin much .. what am I stealing now ? *reads backlog*
 Vexual: unless you're affiliated with gox these dyas? :)
 AusBitBank: lol nah I cut ties with that trainwreck long ago
 decimation: lol all the sad sacks whining on the ustream
 decimation: I sold my house and gave the proceeds to Karapales why oh why
 Vexual: its all good in the neighbourhood mano
 Vexual: i kinda wish i had an account
 Vexual: bitcoinity should aution gifspace
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.16230094 = 1.623 BTC [-]
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43600 @ 0.00086793 = 37.8417 BTC [-] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.06200001 = 0.992 BTC [-] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1024 = 0.3072 BTC [+] {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.06200001 = 0.124 BTC [-]
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.16230094 = 0.3246 BTC [-]
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00086861 = 4.9511 BTC [+]
 Vexual: KRS-One that stream would  be a lot more interesting with godzilla
 Vexual: did they move to shibuya?
 Vexual: can we get these guys on chan?
 Luke-Jr: >_< that SubsidyAlgo patch broke it
 Duffer1: i keep checking log to see if you're talking to someone i have on ignore..
 Vexual: luke was ere, is he ignore?
 Vexual: im just talking to myself
 greenspan_fan: or, if you prefer, technical people looking to profit off of technical incompetence
 greenspan_fan: idk if it's completely fungible; you can analyze the blockchain, right? and idk if there's a mixer that you can trust.
 kakobrekla: Sorry kakobrekla, you are banned from posting or sending personal messages on this forum.
 kakobrekla: You have been banned by a forum moderator. You may appeal here: banappeals-w6pquw43@theymos.e4ward.com .
 kakobrekla: yeah well ill ban them back if they come here!!11
 greenspan_fan: like I mean, once you have a certain amount of information about the users inferences between two addresses becomes much more accurate
 greenspan_fan: what would you do if people started leaning on you for data on your customers?
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan nope, you can't "analyze" the blockchain,
 Vexual: i lik ethis gox,bum, just trading
 Vexual: stop asking feckin stoopid questiuns
 kakobrekla: anyone with half a brain is not there.
 Vexual: yeah well i dont have a pssport
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9932 @ 0.00087296 = 8.6702 BTC [+]
 Vexual: derpage be in the feed
 Vexual: how much yen u lost? whoa i cant count
 Vexual: you dont even know kano :)(
 Vexual: im surely feeling a fiddle coming on
 BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Congratulations on defending the slander of your soul from the indignity of being allowed on Bitcointalk
 kakobrekla: i would drink some voda and instant coffee to toast if i had some
 kakobrekla: i got potatoes, i love potatoes, i dont hav etime
 Vexual: no more whisky no more gin
 Vexual: its vodka dribbling down my svchin
 kakobrekla: raw potato will make my time even shorter
 mircea_popescu: This exceptionally cold and snowy winter has shown that government climate scientists were dead wrong when it came to predicting just how cold this winter would be, while the 197-year old Farmers Almanac predicted this winter would be bitterly cold.
 benkay: i'm going to go ahead and guess they're both kinda just stochastically wrong
 greenspan_fan: stochastically? climate science makes bad predictions due to overfitting
 greenspan_fan: "With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk" -- Abraham Lincoln
 benkay: wrong with a beautifully normal distribution on some wrongness axis
 mircea_popescu: they overfit to all hell, which is the bane of noobs and politicos in science.
 Vexual: i agree check your barometer and your atns
 benkay: not really buying that an almanac is more accurate
 greenspan_fan: if climate change worries you, looking at the reports they don't really publicize that some places stand to benefit
 greenspan_fan: I'd take it more seriously if all the people involved were buying up russian and canadian farmland
 benkay: eh not terribly worried about the downside. i know it's pretty bad.
 Vexual: why no aussie greenspan_fan?
 benkay: gotta drain the tundra, greenspan_fan.
 benkay: it's not simply farmable as is.
 greenspan_fan: Vexual: ozone depletion, so you get (more) cancer w/ your tan? I haven't looked at it in years though
 Vexual: china is buying our arable land like theres no tommorrow
 jurov: benkay you need water, not just soil
 benkay: mircea_popescu i was going to bring up water table problems but just freeze a berm around your mining works el oh el oh el
 mircea_popescu: im not a geologist employed by a venture fund trying to buy siberian lands, so what do i care about the water table et all.
 mircea_popescu: obviously some places will be better and others worse, but we're discussing the birdseye view here
 mircea_popescu: it'll drain somewhere. you don't really want to buy the riverbed, i guess, but if you disperse your ownership you gotta average out ok.
 benkay: i don't really expect accuracy on predictions of the behavior of a really complex multidimensional set of oscillators and dampers (see: planetary processes of weather etc) with totally unknown coupling from a set of modelers whose heads gotta be up they asses much less a book from a ways back
 mircea_popescu: benkay the book is better, strictly because it doesn't have the tools to overfit with.
 greenspan_fan: well, the book looks at far less data, and perhaps those parameters are better selected
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan nah, they simply don't know math. that's their saving grace.
 Vexual: overfitting is imaining where the diamonds are without sighting them?
 benkay: intimately. i did a spot of modeling when building a wafer host for a wager probing mfgr.
 greenspan_fan: I'm doing some modelling too, but it's mostly catalogue work for sears
 mircea_popescu: not knowing you can do complex poly fitting means you'll just draw a line through the datapoints
 benkay: okay out of curiosity, on what bases were the authors of this almanac predicting?
 mircea_popescu: i think you underestimate the majorly powerful computer natural language is.
 mircea_popescu: you perhaps imagine mankind hasn't been using computers before the numeric machines. this would be false.
 benkay: i operate from the basis that we're just chemical machines.
 greenspan_fan: additionally, all the fancy numerical methods we use are older than the farmer's almanac, or close to
 mircea_popescu: let's say that we are chemical machines which fit a very primitive lua.
 benkay: cognition, layered abstractions.
 mircea_popescu: much like bitcoin is running on supercomputers but basically oding some very primitive scripting.
 mircea_popescu: so a bunch of derps cca 1700 who are desperately aware of farming, cause their life depends on it
 mircea_popescu: will make and diffuse observations, which is not so unlike asciilifeform's light problem solver yest.
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 mircea_popescu: it's not either very good or very fixable (or actionable, scientifically)
 mircea_popescu: but it IS a better fit than the modern climate science.
 greenspan_fan: you quantify something (albeit abstractly, like "cold winter" or "windy previous season" or whatever)
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan that's the beauty of natural language vs math.
 benkay: oh man but this system has a horrible problem
 greenspan_fan: hence abstractly; then you can form causal relationships between your observations
 benkay: which is that most people have just totally fucked substrates for running these operations
 mircea_popescu: that's why it takles 197 fucking years to even compute anything usable.
 greenspan_fan: additionally, people reinforce their belief on correct predictions and the people who are bad at thinking in terms of a-->b tend to starve vs. write almanacks
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 mircea_popescu: and a whole slew of things such as group selection, and marginalisation, etc
 mircea_popescu: all flow from trying to keep the machine as sharp as possible.
 greenspan_fan: what is cool is that there's all these (possibly apocryphal) stories about how, say, the inuit have 47 different words for snow
 mircea_popescu: that's why the scapegoat is NOT a "horrible crime" in a 1700s culture, but quite fucking required, sane and reasonable.
 greenspan_fan: why would you need so many words? because these are the features that you use to interpret your environment, and sometimes survival means knowing light, wet snow from permafrost
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 benkay: there being a relationship between abstraction power of words and the number of maintained in brain on mental horsepower.
 benkay: some optimization point on the curve, etc
 mircea_popescu: benkay the original argument against teaching the plebs to write.
 benkay: hah i get it fills their brains with ideas they can't handle
 mircea_popescu: the original argument against moving away from latin service in church. "what and lose all that abstraction power ?!?!"
 mircea_popescu: benkay no. "it will take more than they can carry to teach them what we mean by all the words"
 mircea_popescu: "they'll fuck up the values of our variables and break all the code"
 benkay: does latin have significant abstraction power?
 benkay: also what are your favorite languages?
 mircea_popescu: in the sense that at the time french didn't exist latin had been used continuously by millions for millenia
 benkay: what's your ranking of them by power of expression?
 mircea_popescu: there's no such power of expression function that can be discussed over the set.
 benkay: sure and all programming languages are turing equivalent so why bother
 greenspan_fan: I'd put english, then lisp, then latin, but that's probably by order of familiarity
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00087697 = 5.6126 BTC [+]
 greenspan_fan: I'm kinda skeptical that you can trace lisp back to greek
 greenspan_fan: I can't even find a keyboard that has the greek alphabet in it
 greenspan_fan: have you read Jaynes' "The origin of consciousness in the breakdown of the bicameral mind"? it's kinda on point in that regard
 greenspan_fan: and no, so all my variables are "alpha" or "epsilon", which is frankly depressing
 benkay: mircea_popescu: what did you think of the Jaynes book?
 greenspan_fan: it's more something that you read about for the ideas, rather than because it's a complete and fleshed out theory
 benkay: on an entirely unrelated topic
 benkay: this waffling about the legality of bitcoin by places thailand etc are just going to delay its recognition as a thing by the big institutions
 greenspan_fan: more time to perfect the algorithm vs. faster adoption?
 mircea_popescu: take the great plague. what difference does the church pronouncement against a great plague, or for it, or about it
 greenspan_fan: if you tell all the churchgoers to stay indoors it might make a difference
 greenspan_fan: and sometimes, the people it forces to stay indoors invent calculus
 mircea_popescu: sure. lawsky will probably invent a whole new way of fucking women in your office
 mircea_popescu: one thing that always shocked me about soviet aparatchicks was how horribly bad their suits were.
 mircea_popescu: today what shocks me about the soviet aparatchicks is how horribly uncomfortable their stuff is.
 jurov: benkay, define recognition
 jurov: they will try to ban it? tax it? how?
 mircea_popescu: jurov you going to go for a "what they think they see is not what is there thus no recognition could have taken place" ?
 jurov: yes, i'm interested wha exactly benkay thinks he sees
 benkay: i'm working on training my first!
 benkay: hands off the servers i promise
 greenspan_fan: what's bizarre to me is how everyone in that AMA was pretty much begging for regulation
 greenspan_fan: but it's this unquestioning faith that the best policy is to always shoehorn everything into whatever the prevailing paradigm was
 benkay: eventually the bag bursts
 mircea_popescu: if she finds a new type of berries, you really expect her to run home and come back with a new type of berry bag ?
 greenspan_fan: it's more like, if you went picking berries and wandered upon a mcdonalds
 greenspan_fan: yes, you can store cheeseburgers in the same bag, but you could also just use the drivethru
 greenspan_fan: (before the analogies diverge too much) the problem is is that it completely misses the point about how there's now a fundamentally different way of acquiring food
 greenspan_fan: because that is a universe I would like to live in
 benkay: hey Vexual hit me with some old dub
 benkay: 50's if you got it, if it exists
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan so then act that way don't expect that way :D
 greenspan_fan: mircea_popescu it's not something that you can do just on your own, though
 mircea_popescu: not missing the point is not something you can do on your own ?
 greenspan_fan: if there's a big enough push, the government can/will step in, regulate everything they can regulate and exterminate everything else
 greenspan_fan: it's a marginal risk w/r/t bitcoin, but jeez, one wishes everyone could just get w/ the program w/o all these false steps
 greenspan_fan: he (and his suspiciously low desk) aren't on your side. They might not be against you, but it's still not a great idea to do your best to hand over control to the first guy with a title and incipient back problems who comes along
 greenspan_fan: as you point out those people are typically sub 0.1 btc holders
 mircea_popescu: dude five minutes ago we were in perfect agreement on complex math stuff, now i have no idea even what you're on about.
 greenspan_fan: A1: The government has, at varying levels of cost, options to subvert/ruin the valuable aspects of bitcoin
 greenspan_fan: A2: the government responds to popular will, to some degree
 greenspan_fan: A3: The folks on reddit constitute a reasonable sample of the voting public, from which "popular will" is derived
 Vexual: bc was invented for government fail, not to solve it
 greenspan_fan: doing so, since I went to the trouble of using colons and everything
 greenspan_fan: P1 (A2, A3): The support on reddit indicates there's some popular demand for government regulation of bitcoin
 Vexual: where do we go from here?
 greenspan_fan: P2 (P1, A1): There's a good chance of government regulation/interference occuring, which, depending on the effort involved, could lead to subversion of the valuable aspects of bitcoin
 chetty_: reddit twerps count as popular demand? now I know I fell down the rabbit hole
 benkay: something with some soul
 jurov: subversion of the valuable aspects of bitcoin << what should i imagine here?
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan your axiomatic system is incomplete. the redditards live off the govt dole. since the govt can not create value out of thin air, you're missing an a4
 mircea_popescu: describing the people the govt actually extracts value from to give to a3.
 greenspan_fan: I don't even really know how the us economy functions, but it does, after a fashion
 greenspan_fan: so I think it's fair to say that it has some ability to execute on A1
 greenspan_fan: consider that part of the "dole", in the form  of pandering
 greenspan_fan: that really should be A4, to be honest; it's kinda weird how I thought that was pre-axiomatic... :(
 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c here's the actual data : since jan 1st mpoe bot has quoted 7192 times, for a total book exposure of 62930 minutes, = ~43.7 days (out of 51.4) so like 85%. of these in turn 7 (so like 90%) have been since the 14th, ie since the signal divergence.
 mircea_popescu: so now... the people whose livelihood depends on government do see it as on their side. it is.
 mircea_popescu: they also do expect it to continue making their lives possible, as it has in the past.
 mircea_popescu: now, on these reasonable expectations you posit that the government can somehow take the shine out of metal for their benefit ?
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 greenspan_fan: bitcoin's an idea, and to quote abraham lincoln once again, "there's nothing that can stop an idea whose time has come"
 mircea_popescu: more importantly : your average kid on reddit could not survive if i teleported him to a random place on earth.
 mircea_popescu: but merely that of course he expects it is no ground to say of course it can be done.
 greenspan_fan: so I wish these people would just get with the program and not invite the apparatchiks (I think that's also the model of his desk? from ikea, maybe?) to mess things up
 mircea_popescu: of course children expect to be the kings of creation. so what of it ?
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan but a) they're not inviting him anywhere, because wherever they are so is he already
 greenspan_fan: I think we're mainly in disagreement w/r/t whether or not they'd be able to meaningfully intervene
 greenspan_fan: if I had the resources of the us govt, and I wanted to wreck bitcoin at all costs, I'd start w/ outlawing its use for payment, and impose penalties for anyone in my jurisdiction who has a bitcoin wallet
 greenspan_fan: then I'd move on to technical subversion, which might mean dedicating supercomputers to attack the blockchain, or just ddos/hack any of the major players
 mircea_popescu: not that you couldn't have run, achilles, but that you neglected the turtle.
 jurov: greenspan_fan: there are much more cost effective options, and they are deployed right now
 greenspan_fan: mircea_popescu I think we're a year or two out before the hash rate reaches escape velocity
 greenspan_fan: for far less than a billion I could commission enough asics to make the network mine, for all intents and purposes
 mircea_popescu: ok so. they spent a trillion "Dollars", but those trillion dollars could not have bought a trillion one dollar ringdings
 mircea_popescu: the people who can make asics are ALREADY doing it, on their own account
 mircea_popescu: this is exactly the trap VCs in their own mind struggle with atm.
 mircea_popescu: their bitcoin being, of course, dollars, we couldn't, of course, care less.
 greenspan_fan: as long as you spend it before the ponzi implodes you're in the clear, no?
 mircea_popescu: you're desperate to spend it, and the people you need to do things aren't desperate to get it.
 jurov: greenspan_fan: you imagine tsmc can and will reject all orders for 2 month or so just cause usg drops a billion?
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 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan if the nsa, intel, whomever actually could hire more people
 mircea_popescu: they'd hire some people who wouldn't be spilling their beans each year.
 greenspan_fan: if you model leaks as a poisson process, they're actually pretty air-tight
 greenspan_fan: plus, you're assuming that technical talent doesn't respond to things like patriotism
 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan technical talent DOES respond to patriotism much more than to money.
 greenspan_fan: a few posters of rosie the solderer and voila, you've got your asics
 mircea_popescu: and your shitty empire trying to infiltrate it will pay through the teeth for no results at all.
 greenspan_fan: as a (possibly out of date) counter example, I could point to the manhattan project
 greenspan_fan: thousands of supremely bright, capable people, managed by the army, built an atomic bomb in like three years
 mircea_popescu: you know this was a majorly discussed topic recently hiar.
 mircea_popescu: anyway : back then the most serene republica veneta was the us. much in the sense of how back then the bitcoin of the world was the usd.
 jurov: greenspan_fan: anyway, what you suggest is *not* about building something, but the exact opposite
 mircea_popescu: thigns have changed. we have a real republic and a real bitcoin now, which leaves the us back among its peers.
 mircea_popescu: jurov here's the funny thing on top of it : if the us actually DID try to build something, like a superadvanced asic design ? we'd get it for free in the next leak bundle.
 mircea_popescu: and we'd use it better than them, so overal... thanks for the fishes.
 greenspan_fan: just that my preference would be to avoid the struggle
 mircea_popescu: "life is on the wire. everything else's just waiting."
 Vexual: todays fish is trout a la creme
 greenspan_fan: I just don't really see an upside to tedious interference by lansky et. al.
 jurov: not seeing an upside is different thing than
 jurov: "subversion of the valuable aspects of bitcoin"
 greenspan_fan: by valuable aspects I meant things like consistent network performance, ease of exchange, ease of adoption
 mircea_popescu: bitcoin has terrible overhead and it is without a doubt the klunkiest, most ineffectual way to transmit payments ever devised
 jurov: lol, like some fb derp wrote just hour ago that mtgox failure is "damaging bitcoin philosophy"
 jurov: i just replied what philosphy? stfu pls
 Vexual: satoshi designed it that gox might imrove the philosophy
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 mircea_popescu: greenspan_fan sure, it is really elegant, but not for those reasons.
 greenspan_fan: "get off my wall with your cis-decafe-non-mtgox privilege"
 Vexual: whats that when its a sentence?
 greenspan_fan: mircea_popescu as a means of exchange, all those things are valuable though, and most easily attacked
 mircea_popescu: well, most parents have this experience. whereby angry 5 yo threatens to hold his breath to death.
 mircea_popescu: sane people couldn't care less. when kid's had enough holding his breath he'll give up on it.
 Vexual: how long has facebook been a thing?
 Vexual: i wonder how many humans it has created
 greenspan_fan: I was thinking more "users" to inflate their statistics
 mircea_popescu: was geared towards college kids originally, so prolly plenty.
 Vexual: either way its prolly closer to 500m than 0 in a sense
 Vexual: no more factories, but heres a tablet app
 Vexual: worldpop was smaller then mircea, it's all skinny jeans now
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 Vexual: i ypothesise that you can't put too many ants into a colony, something normal will happen
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 KRS-One: That was a kind of famous picture mircea_popescu
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 Vexual: hey bugpowder, do yo uthink you can sell fireants with double testosterone to the ethical standards comitte?
 Duffer1: has there been any b-a discussion of kurzweil or singularity?
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 Duffer1: i have been unable to locate such
 mircea_popescu: there's a coupla bn in 2015 notes that are being written off.
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 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 575.0, Best ask: 575.79, Bid-ask spread: 0.79000, Last trade: 576.99, 24 hour volume: 39740.40054212, 24 hour low: 530.01, 24 hour high: 604.5, 24 hour vwap: 571.791472504
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 gribble: Bitstamp | A market order to sell 40000 bitcoins right now would net 13173637.7416 USD and would take the last price down to 100.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 329.3409 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0292 seconds
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 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
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 KRS-One: <cokea> I AM SENDING 5000 EUROS TO MTGOX LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
 ThickAsThieves: 
http://bitnode.io provides public & private p2pool nodes. 0% fee on public nodes. private nodes on inquiry. private nodes and altcoin nodes coming soon
  KRS-One: He should just send the 5000 euros to me, at least I'll send him an autographed nudic pic back for his troubles.
 gribble: ozbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <ozbot> Ken Shirriff's blog: How Hacker News ranking really works: scoring, controversy, and penalties
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 ThickAsThieves: gmaxwell: wumpus: yea, I understand they had timed automatic reissues... :( this was also something I didn't know prior to monday before last and is one of the other reasons my "they couldn't have lost much!" position softened to "I have no freeking clue."
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 jurov: davout so what do you use?
 davout: jurov: i'm used to ozbot fetching the <title>, doesn't really matter :-)
 jurov: no i mean instead fo cloudflare
 davout: i'll have to eventually figure something out
 davout: last time i got DDoS'd i set up a different IP, and sent it to customers that asked for it
 davout: i think an e-mail MPEX-like API would be good
 davout: i don't have a definitive answer
 davout: maybe i'll end up using them if i can make sure nothing sensitive goes thru
 davout: imma replace bitcoin addresses displayed on the website by gpg-signed e-mail receipts for example
 jurov: you can show gpg signed output in browser, too
 jurov: pity there isn't a plugin that can verify it, tho
 jurov: triyng to develop it would prolly be best way to let nsa goons to identify themselves :D
 jurov: if it is sound project, maybe everyone at #assets can push it for their projects
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 davout: jurov: the problem with showing the GPG data in browser is that said data would be generated asynchronously
 jurov: you need to generate deposit addy asynchronously?
 davout: the GPG-signature and address generation can't happen on the web facing servers
 davout: that protects you against a compromised server too
 davout: because if you work from the assumption that no frontend/app server will ever be compromised you're in for a world of pain
 davout: the best way to design security is IMHO to consider that you're already compromised, at least to some extent
 jurov: it can still happen elsewhere
 jurov: asynchronicity by itself will not help you against frontend compromise
 davout: asynchronicity is merely a consequence of "the frontend doesn't know shit about where the sensitive server is"
 jurov: i don't think it's absolutely necessary consequence
 jurov: it's sufficient if the sensitive server has minimal interface exposed to frontend and does not implicitly trust it
 jurov: it cen even be behind proxies like mpex does and still can be pretty responsive
 jurov: but what i want to discuss, if we all can force users to install gpg browser plugin
 jurov: and use it to auth to the service and verify sensitive data it got back
 jurov: i don't believe anything more is achievable while providing srvice to chumps
 jurov: they can then easily migrate to using cardano
 jurov: all that is actually needed is to have ability to save to file/load from file
 davout: asciilifeform: how is 'put file on usb device, check for encrypted file magically appearing' not possible ??
 davout: automation is overrated
 davout: well then the attack becomes more complex
 davout: think its still feasible tho
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 davout: if at some point encrypted copy appears, user pulled the trigger
 davout: however the attack is easily detectable in taht case
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07147989 = 0.2144 BTC [+]
 jurov: how would cardano be hidden from someone watching my desktop?
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 jurov: but i did not mean the gpg plugin to ask cardano to encrypt/sign automatically
 jurov: then you want completely sterile machine that's booted every time from image, anyway
 davout: IBM was right, it's better manually
 mike_c: mircea_popescu: i don't know what the discrepency is, but my logs disagree with that.  Like I am seeing that Jan. 25th and Jan. 28th were basically down all day and I just got stock bid/asks from the market depth feed.  who knows.  i'll look for bugs in my poller sometime.
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 davout: kakobrekla: haha incredible
 davout: (i'm so fucking scared now to say the ama zing word)
 davout: i can't believe it's not some sort of clever gopro ad
 davout: oh wait, it is a clever go pro ad
 Jere_Jones: Now maybe I can re-read the earlier discussion and it will make more sense.
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 davout: kakobrekla: where's the bitbet on mtgox's solvency ?
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 the20year2: The contract was accepted completely on the 2 houses on 1 lot :)
 BingoBoingo: Sweet, Serena Williams lost, so I made money.
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 nubbins`: tourette hooker neighbour is locked out of house
 nubbins`: idly considering calling police to report break-in in progress
 ThickAsThieves: what is it with women not saying what theu mean all the time
 ThickAsThieves: "i was going to ask you to write a check for the floor guy, but he's leaving now" "ok, but he's here now, i can write a check now, right?" "he's leaving now" "so write a check for him now?" "yes, that's what i said."
 mike_c: hah.  i have had that exact conversation recently.
 benkay gives ThickAsThieves a katana. it is enchanted +5 specifically for cutting through female chatter.
 ThickAsThieves: it works in reverse too, like when you say something that's seems painfully clear, it gets interpreted as the much less likely but arguable possible version
 benkay: "dear, the simplest interpretation is the one you're looking for."
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 benkay: no, i just don't want any french fries.
 benkay: vigilance against being disposed of?
 nubbins`: dealing with this client who runs a hot yoga studio
 nubbins`: she said she'd be by last night at 7:30 to pick up her order
 nubbins`: i waited til 9:45, unil "sorry i forgot!"
 nubbins`: today: "i'll pick them up at 2pm". 2:45: "i'll be there soon." 3:00: "can i pick them up at 4?"
 nubbins`: because hey, everyone is a robot but her and she's the only person whose time is valuable
 nubbins`: if she's not here by 4:00pm exactly, i am literally not answering the door when she arrives
 nubbins`: she wanted organic racerback-style tank tops. such a thing does not exist. the closest we could find was tanks with 6.25% organic cotton
 nubbins`: so instead of getting regular cotton tanks shipped from the next province over, we order 6.25% organic tanks shipped from the exact opposide end of the continent
 nubbins`: idly considered buying regular cotton tank tops and sewing a 1" organic cotton seam on the bottom
 nubbins`: round it up to an even 10% organic
 nubbins`: honestly, given the choice between being "eco-friendly" and giving the appearance of it while being the opposite
 nubbins`: people almost invariably choose the appearance
 ThickAsThieves: just rip all tags out always and imprint your own branding
 nubbins`: have idly considered this, but sizing
 nubbins`: next thing you've got 4 screens, one for each size S-XL
 nubbins`: might do it anyway tho, we use these nice shirts now that have easy-tear tags
 nubbins`: country of origin and care instructions are mandatory
 nubbins`: not sure about materials, but probably
 nubbins`: some brands have two tags: a brand tag and a care/materials tag
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 nubbins`: she showed up with SIX MINUTES to spare
 nubbins`: and of course she arrived in a smart car
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 dub: both yoga instructors I've had were a bit chunky, havent done bikram though
 kakobrekla: did you do yoga or did you do the instructors?
 dub: i did an aerobics instructor if that helps
 KRS-One: she must have had a nice bod
 greenspan_fan: it's funny, because I was thinking of using a supercomputer to mine dogecoin, but decided not to because the idea was idiotic on many levels
 KRS-One: When the hell is he getting back here with my porn
 KRS-One: all u  have to do is write some gay malware
 greenspan_fan: It's not for me. I've seen that movie w/ keanu reeves. I don't even know kung fu.
 greenspan_fan: enh. just doesn't seem like a good thing to get involved with
 greenspan_fan: I think it would be a good story to tell in prison
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 greenspan_fan: interestingly, you might be able to hijack a shipment of fpgas or asics, which would make for the nerdiest heist movie in history
 jborkl: Anyone want to buy Google Glass for BTC- I have not ordered them yet so you can pick out color style
 twizt: when u want something done u gotta do it urself -_-
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 nubbins`: "[Judge] Aalto ordered that before Voltage can send a letter to the alleged downloaders, it must return to court to get the wording of its communications cleared by a case management judge."
 nubbins`: "In order to ensure there is no inappropriate language in any demand letter sent to the alleged infringers, the draft demand letter will be provided to the court for review," Aalto wrote. "Any correspondence sent by Voltage to any subscriber shall clearly state in bold type that no court has yet made a determination that such subscriber has infringed or is liable in any way for payment of damages."
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 ll_: hopefully that will slow infringement trolling in .ca
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 mike_c: nubbins` did you ever get this thing building/running?
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 nubbins`: mike_c: haven't had much time to look at it the past few days. having some issues getting crystalspace up and running
 nubbins`: did you examine the xml file listed?
 mike_c: i did.  a large config file for the updater.
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 mike_c: btw, i downloaded cs from bundle 1, set CRYSTAL and LD_LIBRARY_PATH env variables, and it found it
 mike_c: obviously i don't have the game working though.
 mike_c: i can pastebin it, but i don't believe it is modified from the download bundle (if you have that)
 nubbins`: i'm compiling CS from the latest snapshot
 nubbins`: ah, that xml file is actually pretty small
 nubbins`: yeah, not much in the way of clues there from what you've posted
 mike_c: yeah, maybe something with the audio issues they've been having and my sound drivers
 nubbins`: they did mention audio was borked, didn't think it was a breaking problem tho
 mike_c: but those DEBUG lines are supiscious
 benkay: how ams even software, guys?
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 mircea_popescu: @Mircea_Popescu This is like saying "behind every nigger is stupidity" @ligayaya "Behind every troll is pain." Community wisdom @nrrrdcore #PassionProjects
 mircea_popescu: @ligayaya @Mircea_Popescu @nrrrdcore actually, I don't think it is. at all.
 mircea_popescu: @Mircea_Popescu @ligayaya @nrrrdcore Of course you don't think so. Oppressors honestly think they're just being nice.
 mircea_popescu: we had a number of segfaults which were ironed out, curious if yours is a new brand or some edge case.
 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it was such a problem where i lived by 1992ish i was able to spot it with diskedit
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 mircea_popescu: how did all these schmucks end up so persuaded of their own importance anyway
 wao-ender: v0v, mp in one line with nrrrdcore
 wao-ender: mircea_popescu: some lady around github
 mircea_popescu: "This report is a return to the problem of security mechanisms implemented in modern anti-theft technologies that reside in firmware and PC BIOS of commonly used laptops and some desktop computers."
 mircea_popescu: best abstract ever. tyvm whoever wrote this, now i know.
 pankkake: because twitter caters to that kind of thing, everything in it prevent actual discussion
 mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah i think you may be right, there is something to this sculpting communities theory.
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 wao-ender: and nrrrdcore is part of ladies of github afaik
 mircea_popescu: or is it more like "ladies of wallstreet" consisting of the barristas and hooters waitresses ?
 wao-ender: what I remember, she leads some groups, like ladies who codes and like that
 wao-ender: I had it on radar like in september or so, but I'm not that social-freak
 wao-ender: yeah, taking social credit for that
 mircea_popescu: if you ask him, max keiser leads groups doing bitcoin stuff.
 wao-ender: paying in followers on tweeters. "look what I've done"
 wao-ender: does she looks like that? I dont think so
 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's this craig woods character which became kate, and had been running all sorts of projects and whatnot
 mircea_popescu: (l conway is actually quoted by name as the reason i can't quite declare transsexualism out of this world, in my article about transsexualism)
 mircea_popescu: but i would propose there is a difference between the people who have a problem with their gender,