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Apocalyptic:
<skinnkavaj> But you went full retrd // you're telling that to TAT, rofl
mod6: speaking of bad drives, my lappy drive died also :
< Apocalyptic:
<skinnkavaj> And XPM security trading will be interesting. // i lol'd
bob_: we are trying to figure that out :) since you don't allow high-frequency trading anyway, nobody cares if it's
< .1 seconds or
< .2 seconds.
mircea_popescu: however, if you do noboduy cares you were
< .1 seconds forever, cause well... days offline.
nubbins`:
<mircea_popescu> jurov because at some point your system is either cenrtralised or it isn't.
mircea_popescu:
<kakobrekla> what are the chances.
<< bout 80% i guess
gribble: mod6 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 hours, 9 minutes, and 43 seconds ago:
<mod6> watcha been up to thestringpuller?
gribble: dub was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 0 hours, 30 minutes, and 41 seconds ago:
<dub> dexX7: fucken chemtrails
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 0 days, 1 hour, 40 minutes, and 44 seconds ago:
<smickles> ;D
gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 4 weeks, 4 days, 22 hours, 41 minutes, and 3 seconds ago:
<nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 52 minutes, and 21 seconds ago:
<burnside> lol
gribble: Namworld was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 0 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes, and 20 seconds ago:
<Namworld> Nope
jurov: lmao
<ThickAsThieves> [15:10:16] mp is just saying yeah, the btct-tm-fake-volume-bot does indeed have special access to trade
gribble: (sell
<amount>
<thing> [at|@]
<priceperunit>
<otherthing> [
<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for
<amount> units of
<thing, at a price of
<price> per unit, in units of
<otherthing>. Use the optional
<notes> field to put in any special notes.
<price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
gribble: (sell
<amount>
<thing> [at|@]
<priceperunit>
<otherthing> [
<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for
<amount> units of
<thing, at a price of
<price> per unit, in units of
<otherthing>. Use the optional
<notes> field to put in any special notes.
<price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
gribble: mod6 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 hours, 55 minutes, and 37 seconds ago:
<mod6> ok
pankkake: zoinky> secondmarket did privates stock for groupon, facebook and twitter
<= so, scams
mircea_popescu: can anybody do anything on mpex yet? i see trades on assbot, but nobody here seems to be able to talk to it (including me)?
<< atm proxies are dumping most of the input because they can't agree its valid
mpexbot: jurov: (help [
<plugin>] [
<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what
<command> does.
<plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
dexX7: @AnonymousOwn3r
<< this guy is a joke
mircea_popescu: Jun 22 23:49:41
<ThickAsThieves>[16:47] * bitcoin935 (3246306d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.70.48.109) Quit (Quit:
<ThickAsThieves> sometimes i watch "the three stooges" to take notes.)
nubbins`:
<dexX7> if you take a look at a phonepad and type 324 it will include the chars to form FBI
nubbins`:
<mircea_popescu> i can't do that, the neoreactionaries would hate me because i am helping the jewish-african plot to subvert white fecundity.
ThickAsThieves:
<jurov> Oh my! Oracle powered exchange.
<<< if you're referring to Neo, there is no Oracle-powered exchange or such. Oracle is for Neo and Bee's previously announced business services. To my knowledge, they are merely exploring the idea of doing the stock exchange down the road, and have no software plans in that regard.
mircea_popescu:
<jurov> my slovenly slanderous somalian
<<< ahaha best in class.
gribble: yeahyeah was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 5 hours, 55 minutes, and 39 seconds ago:
<yeahyeah> yes
nubbins`:
<kakobrekla> doesnt work in O.
dexX7: from the labcoin chan:
<yesminister> let's do sam noi tshirts!
nubbins`:
<bob____> idk.. the fucking pirate bay is still up
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 hours, 53 minutes, and 29 seconds ago:
<mircea_popescu> ;;ticker
gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 56 minutes, and 14 seconds ago:
<chaang-noi> TOM FORD
ThickAsThieves:
<+AssetBot> [Graet.Loan] 2 @ 0.00502000 = 0.01004000 [-]
jurov:
<phungus> [18:45:17] a Broker doesn't seem like it would help for listing
<< why not? it can help you, infact i'm already doing stuff to help namworld with this passthroughs ;)
mod6:
<dude> Your Honor, I swear I never sent those emails.
<Judge> Sorry son, this spam has your key sig.
mircea_popescu:
<nubbins`> on the surface it sounds great. rub the contact mic against any surface and get all the entropy you need
<< o no, not at all. you can't use such low bits.
gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 2 days, 18 hours, 12 minutes, and 48 seconds ago:
<thestringpuller> vis-a-vis Namworld the Canadian
mircea_popescu:
<BingoBoingo> adis99: I'm kind of wondering why they allowed such a puny bet to be protected from market forces.
<< mod just forgot private bets need 10btc in zeroconf.
nubbins`:
<jurov> On the whole, the global Bitcoin space is a self-policing community that uproots and exposes scams and unethical Bitcoin service operators with ruthless efficiency.
mircea_popescu:
<dub> robots. not teenagers thats for sure
<<< that. or meth whores.
taub: bfx
<> bitstamp price parity has been having troubles
Sandu:
<Sandu> mircea_popescu how do you know that the yanks and the chinese are mining?
phungus:
< mircea_popescu> and what's illuminist mean ?
Apocalyptic:
<deadweasel> 'they' are now harvesting souls? // sure they di
Apocalyptic:
<gecko_x2> they have audio and timing data on every keyboard ever manufactured // now we reach a new level
Apocalyptic: "
<the20year> Same NSA that has broken nearly every type of encryption" really dude ?
phungus:
< mircea_popescu> phungus> the original "Behind the Back Door"
< you mean green door ?
< No, I mean "Behind The Back Door". It was made in the 80's. HAWT
mircea_popescu: phungus> the original "Behind the Back Door"
< you mean green door ?
mircea_popescu:
<dub> im sure google is happy to "protect" any content they can
<< FabianB_: 21:53
< pankkake> it's funny that weexchange supports gpg authentication, but if you enable it, you are locked out of your account
kakobrekla: but anyway, !ticker
<exchange>
<symbol>
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> 1st fellow to bake an altcoin that's actually interesting will win (something.)
<< he'll win my attention, for sure.
mircea_popescu:
<pigeons> its not the first scrypt coin with no premine, that was fairbrix, and coblee started litecoin cause fairbrix got 51%ed too many times
<< few know this
pankkake: the trick was to use ; instead of ; in
<title>
dexX7:
<skinnkavaj> LTC is gonna turn around
< it will go around when bitcoin falls
gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, 53 minutes, and 25 seconds ago:
<chaang-noi> TOM FORD
pankkake: Vexual> silver makes a nice butt plug
<- eh, many people are allergic to silver
Vexual: there hasnt been a real new ip sonce
<1990
gribble: (sell
<amount>
<thing> [at|@]
<priceperunit>
<otherthing> [
<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for
<amount> units of
<thing, at a price of
<price> per unit, in units of
<otherthing>. Use the optional
<notes> field to put in any special notes.
<price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
gribble: (sell
<amount>
<thing> [at|@]
<priceperunit>
<otherthing> [
<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for
<amount> units of
<thing, at a price of
<price> per unit, in units of
<otherthing>. Use the optional
<notes> field to put in any special notes.
<price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 12 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 16 minutes, and 1 second ago:
<burnside> lol
mike_c: you know, it is ok to have a
<head> and
<body>. we don't need to save 50 bytes over the wire anymore.
mircea_popescu:
<mike_c> i.e.: no way to get out of the trade
<< you can get out of it synthetically. buy the option.
Apocalyptic:
<kakobrekla> sarcasm doesnt translate well over irc // oh it des
jurov:
<mike_c> then mike_c creates 10 contracts and immediately excercises
<<< you forget here that you have to put *more* than this into escrow
dexX7: I can not figure out if it is one or the other
<< so what is the ,"one" and the "other"?
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 10 hours, 33 minutes, and 28 seconds ago:
<mircea_popescu> anyway, off to see the dentist. may your next hours be less painful than mine.
mpexbot: pankkake: (help [
<plugin>] [
<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what
<command> does.
<plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
mpexbot: pankkake: (help [
<plugin>] [
<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what
<command> does.
<plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
gribble: Error: invalid syntax (
<string>, line 1)
kleeck_:
<Rulother> way ahead of you mel_gibson
kleeck_:
<mel_gibson> everyone grab their cock
dexX7: futureblock.com
<< that's it, thanks!
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market
<market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the code (1 more message)
gribble: ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 18 hours, 53 minutes, and 44 seconds ago:
<ThickAsThieves> dat PMB
pankkake: yes, especially people of my generation it seems (
<30yo)
fractal: [Oct 1 2012 01:52]
<fractal> hey guys, I think 2013 is the year of bitcoin, we'll probably hit $100, maybe $250.
mircea_popescu: Oct 11 21:39:07
<assbot>[MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C131T] 685 @ 0.32277052 = 221.0978 BTC [-]