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ben_vulpes:
<ThickAsThieves> i'm like, you now i'll have to pay taxes on those too right?
<< dude stop letting the wimmins make important decisions like dietary and financial structuring
ThickAsThieves:
<+mircea_popescu> bitbet is having a totally shit month /// use your powers to make BTCUSD $700 again, all will be well
ben_vulpes: * xmj would love to work for Bitcoin, btw
<< wtf last time i offered to cut you checks in btc you were all "nah lets fuck around with retarded int'l payment processors"
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> is the answer for king to decree 'anyone may call himself a man of medicine' ?
<< yes, actually.
mircea_popescu:
<ThickAsThieves> my wife is all 'maybe this bitcoin thing isnt such a good idea'
<< if i had to take a bet on the matter, it'd go like so : it has exactly zero to do with any rationalisation she comes up with and everything to do with how annoyingly you've changed since getting involved with these loser geeks.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: when the dekulakization squad wants your usd
<< hence not holding usd
mircea_popescu: * xmj would love to work for Bitcoin, btw
<<< sure, but doing what.
kakobrekla:
<mircea_popescu> peterl> would letting a 2-yo type be a good random generator?
<< nah.
< better than 12-yo and prolly even 22.
mircea_popescu:
<punkman> why is anyone buying at .0075 instead of waiting until after IPO?
<< or even having waited for a day BEFORE the ipo ?
mircea_popescu: peterl> would letting a 2-yo type be a good random generator?
<< nah.
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> vinyl record wallet
<< good art project,
<< tis the art project that caught my eye
mircea_popescu:
<ThickAsThieves> "VC's will write $10M checks after 3 weeks of knowing someone, and there is 0% legit fraud there."
<< what's ilegit fraud ? fraudy-fraud ?
thestringpuller: 17:20
<qq1932> That is how people protect themsevles in the real world, and it works. VC's will write $10M checks after 3 weeks of knowing someone, and there is 0% legit fraud there.
<< ~_~
mircea_popescu:
<ThickAsThieves> buttcoin isnt even insulting you properly
<< kakobrekla:
<punkman> on a lathe
< i guess that might work for digital data
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "I've at this point given up at editing any of the text at all. "
<< this is often a clue the whole thing is not worth publishing, as painful as may be. ie, if one guy can't be bothered to spend an extra minute on the strength of the material, there's cause to believe a thousand readers shouldn't be asked to spend that one second it takes them to decide they don't want it.
mircea_popescu: punkman: some quotes I saved: "actually tbh i would make people money except i cant be bothered, i dont really wanna make anyone rich to get more money myself, id rather just chill in my room and drink cider and think up new ideas"
<<< i'm saving this one for the next time some derp comes up with "a billionaire dude would never hang out in irc with us rubes"
mircea_popescu: punkman: close, 3 have big tits
<< depends on whether we accept some particular notions as to the genetics that cause big tits dunnit ?
mircea_popescu:
<mike_c> last 48 hours have been busiest two days for bitbet this month.. right after btcalpha launched the analyzer. coincidence?
<< :)
decimation: asciilifeform: re: green hills os
<< I've seen this before. I'm somewhat dubious about the proposition "we r ultrasecure but we use von neumann cpuuuu!"
BingoBoingo:
<mircea_popescu> well with the blessings of travel the differences aren't that marked physically. course, fat is fat, and annoying is annoying, whereas hungry is hungry and eager is eager.
<< Probably also helps that Romanian is Perl, and... your ancestors are not vowel shift victims
BingoBoingo:
<mircea_popescu> like say a mechanical rib pinch of the pleura
<< On the boner drugs that ought to be properly diagnosed as pneunothorax
BingoBoingo:
<mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo up until the kid is in a skating accident and gets a dose of nitrate for paramedics
<< What skaing accident could possibly call for nitrates?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu then waits for the puking to be over
<< I've ate American Chocolate
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: no bitbet for scotland seceding?
< make it i guess ?
BingoBoingo:
<mircea_popescu> what the fuck would it take to make that asshole happy ?
<< hands... and a refrigerator. Dude has to fucking binge eat and still risk starving next week.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo yeah but gisele won't last
<< Very true. The recluse thing is never very lucrative for persons who want to be treated like sculptures.
mircea_popescu: jurov: mircea_popescu: X.EUR expired on september 15th anyway
<< yeas.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Sure. I wonder how long it is though until someone starts getting the idea to sell NFL players suspension insurance
<< poster child for ininsurable risk.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: there isn't enough time in the world to teach the lawyers scm
<<< actually a grasp of scm is the mark of a good paralegal (ie, worth the money). lawyers are paralegals anyway, what are they going to do, win a case on their own ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we already have 'many read few write.' nobody's really fooled by the erzats-writers.
<< "nobody"
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mircea_popescu:
<Namworld> and supermarket price tags to all read $∞?
<< yes because no matter what $∞ purchase you pay with an $∞ bill you're still owed $∞ in change.
thestringpuller:
<+ThickAsThieves> goal is to reach infinity dollars
<< i wonder if you could trick someone into think that is a real currency
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mats_cd03: 22:28:50
<+mircea_popescu> something with dogshit in it
<< looks like something meant to be synonymous with 'fiat'. so, fiat held by those smelly dog shits.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu> imagine him pulling that shit in detroit.
<< good premise for a movie methinks
gribble: krs1 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 29 minutes, and 28 seconds ago:
<KRS1> its cool tho..im gonna shuffle off now
mircea_popescu: jurov> you see for youself what happened to it anyway.
<< it took over and set the course of computer history ?
jurov: 'the mute people'
<< same here, additionally "šváb" (Swabian) and "rus" (Russian) are both widely names for cockroach species
jurov:
<mircea_popescu> ... make your own fucktoy
<< you know,this reviled IBM PC was practically opensource and fully extensible hardware
chetty:
<mircea_popescu> such a primitive arrangement even keynesianism is an improvement//cough cough choke
qq1932: here's the deal guys. if you google >patents public disclosure
< you will see that there are limits to what can be said in a public channel, since I do not plan on entering the manufacturing field of the project. privately after a brief agreement I can and am happy to share 100%. tihs is part of why I need someone who would self-qualify as being able to discriminate and, e.g., understand the Watt steam engine in 1700.