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asciilifeform: phf: dks listed a... plane engine, for sale
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in collegiate partying from a different era, http://68.media.tumblr.com/c39136e095b0133010f3d5ed0ef909c7/tumblr_o8y04xpAOv1rtg6n0o1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: well, the usg problem is that they got left with a larger-than-usual hole as a result of their recent attempt to "gold" bitcoin.
a111: Logged on 2017-07-26 15:52 shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/6pnt8g/a_quick_faq_about_the_not_bitcoin_fork_bitcoin/dkqqn1m/ <<< kek
mod6: <+shinohai> http://archive.is/j8cXI <<< PLOX to give us our money back << these ICOs are a scam-a-minute huh?
mod6: been adventuring in ada a bit recently.
a111: Logged on 2017-07-26 06:10 ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the amending is a point i get stuck on every time i start thinking about using sensible identifiers in my www logs
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/6pnt8g/a_quick_faq_about_the_not_bitcoin_fork_bitcoin/dkqqn1m/ <<< kek ☟︎
asciilifeform: '(Reuters) - Greek police arrested a Russian man suspected of running a money laundering operation involving turning $4 billion from illicit business activities into the digital currency bitcoin, they said on Wednesday.'
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the amending is a point i get stuck on every time i start thinking about using sensible identifiers in my www logs ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Kewl, Qntra's still a bit slow. The lulzy part of the year is still just beginning
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/6pkafw/a_quick_faq_about_the_not_bitcoin_fork_bitcoin/dkpyp82/
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/07/a-quick-faq-about-the-not-bitcoin-fork-bitcoin-cash/ << Qntra - A Quick FAQ About The Not Bitcoin fork "Bitcoin Cash"
BingoBoingo: If Ver didn't spend it all shoving agricultural explosives up his Buttcoinslot, he could prolly buy a working Honda del sol for that money.
mircea_popescu: nah it was like 20 bux. 15, 25, something. prolly half a btc at the time or such.
mircea_popescu: he and that schmuck filming a "bitcoin show" with the cam in demo mode pretty much share the accidentally-spotlighted-fucktard award for early bitcoinade.
mircea_popescu: "oh i got a VALUABLE DOMAIN NAME!!!"
BingoBoingo: "The Tesla-landian economy, worth 231 billion Coils a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,599 Coils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest." << Oh my, what is this hippy stuff?
BingoBoingo: Ah, it's been a thing for a while https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bingotonia
mircea_popescu: in the meanwhilulz, someone made a "game" : https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tesla-land
mircea_popescu: ah yes, you have two different txs that spend the same output ; and the proposal was to resolve which gets included by adding a dependent tx with a higher fee ; so that A' + B always confirm instead of A because larger joint tx fee.
ben_vulpes: q is in re what makes an A' from an A, not a quote, prime symbol
mircea_popescu: is that a quote or ?
ben_vulpes: what does a' mean in this context; spending same inputs as a but with eg different fee?
mircea_popescu: amusingly en0ough the tx chain started happening a few weeks after i whined about wtf why is it not there. but i'm sure coincidenceh.
asciilifeform: eating chains also seems dumb from a likelihood of orphaning of block pov
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes nah, that'd require an A and an A' and you decide which to go by terms of B fee. that is iffier.
ben_vulpes: dunno why it needed a name
mircea_popescu: for a coupla years now, yes.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, about half of them do max 2, about a third of the remainder max 3, and i think ther'es a max 8 also in there.
mircea_popescu: alternatively, you can simply import that address privkey into an offline wallet, have it sign a different tx (with a fee!) and broadcast that.
mircea_popescu: yes. specifically, to spend the input you sent him. this will produce a chain of A->B txn, of which A has no fee itself but B does (except to get at it you must also include A).
ben_vulpes: so if i send a tx to friend a with no fee, and it gets stuck, the advice is to ask friend a to spend from that address and then miners are in the habit of then including the stuck txn?
mircea_popescu: by the washpo, and for being a convincingly "liberal" socialist.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault << spend from the paid address, WITH a fee. most miners will include both.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-25#1689871 << aha! "The economic significance of this Bitcoin roller coaster was basically nil." ~Paul Krugman. a once-respected economist meanwhile quietly beheaded by the republic. ☝︎
asciilifeform: in other phunphakts, ada does NOT permit the use of bitwise ops ('and', 'xor', etc) on integer. ( only on booleans; and on 'modular types' - i.e. where the compiler is absolutely certain that subj is a machine integer and machine uses 2s-complement representation.)
asciilifeform: interestingly asciilifeform recently learned that the 'mutate high to low S and broadcast malleated tx but ONLY if a 'doublespend attempt' ( you retransmitting, say, with patched trb ) is detected ' thing is STILL running
ben_vulpes: ofc i forgot to set a fee for the node, so it's clearly my fault
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: sent a transaction, refuses to confirm
ben_vulpes: does anyone have b006b252052c84eb2dba6e59c011215b2e1f6d401f14e655a676537cb651b55b kicking around in a mempool?
lobbes: http://www.issuesandalibis.org/041913.html#twelve << "Unlike credit card transactions, which leave a digital trail, bitcoin transactions are designed to be anonymous and untraceable. When you transfer bitcoins to someone else, it's as if you handed over a paper bag filled with $100 bills in a dark alley." Hahahaha. This is gold.
shinohai: If your cardboard gets wet and misshapen, we simply cut you out a new one. Problem solved!
mircea_popescu: "what, that thing that makes our theoretical system unworkable in practice ? PISH! we could switch the earth into a concave form if we all agreed to jump at the same time!"
shinohai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFiMhNUXoAUbdyR.jpg "If someone were to someone (sic) confiscate 100% of the available tokens, all we need to do is refuse to stand behind them and recreate the token under a new contract"
mircea_popescu: In a post-mortem announcement, Middleton posted online today, the Veritaseum CEO said "the amount stolen was miniscule (less than 00.07%) although the dollar amount was quite material."
mircea_popescu: this registry go to the way side and be used by some random porn site to push traffic... to many that identify as M/s this is a part of who they are!"
mircea_popescu: in other cypherfunk lulz, "SlaveRegistry.com was allowed to go defunk on April 4th 2017, it went to auction on 5-9-17 and after a bidding war for the domain my baby and I took formal ownership of it on 5/16/17 to make sure that the M/s community still had this resource. Just like many other M/s couples my baby has a slave number which is permanently etched on my body just as my masters mark is on hers. I was not about to let
mircea_popescu: in other elements from the depths, "I am purchasing a house in partnership with my sister and her husband since they are reconciling. When the house purchase was entered into, I asked my sister if she was interested in buying it jointly. She is on SSDI and her monthly income would not cover living expenses. I am on SSDI and my income covers the mortgage and a few other bills."
mircea_popescu: we had a little chat on the topic, me of the unreviewed default opinion that whatever, girly's affraid her uncle might see her strumpety ways and beat her to death. but the girls proposed it's really that the implicit humiliation of service does not bode well with the self's delusions of grandeur. "when she's a great and famous pop star in like two or three years, she doesn't want to have nudies on the interwebs".
trinque: shinohai: dunno if you've looked, but there's a whole internet of tits out there
phf: they can't get into big universities (unless they bring significant investment from their parent co. with them), but they end up being a priceless asset for a small community college
mircea_popescu: "it's a human thing". http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nigerian-scammers.jpg
mircea_popescu: that's a pity.
mircea_popescu: well... but the problem there is that it makes the whole thing look like a scam, neh ?
lilpbutterfly: http://imgur.com/a/kXwc5
BingoBoingo: A lot of this seems to be a function of location. Community collge surrounded by dairy cows teaches "double your wage with job skills", one surrounded by retail teaches "exteranlize your oppression"
mircea_popescu can readily picture all these in community colleges being confronted with "X + 5 = 9, solve for X" staring blankly at "teacher" and chanting in a bovine voice "how does that works"
ben_vulpes: from the peanut gallery, "amid declining relevancy, california community college cuts requirement that students complete a course of study in which there are right and wrong answers"
mircea_popescu: in other corroborating data : had bot pm a few thousand redditards directing them to the obvious two-bit-tits article. as you probably observed there were 0 bits paid out for 0 bits taken out ; however the bot account is flooded with responses.
BingoBoingo: Old women even suck at serial killing << https://archive.is/3YjaO << "Wettlaufer goes on to describe an urge to kill that came on during her nursing shifts like a “red surge” of pressure in her chest, a compulsion that went away only when she’d injected someone with an overdose of insulin. “I thought this was something God, or whoever, wanted me to do,” she tells the detective. Later she adds, “I’m so embarrassed.”"
mircea_popescu: a) since when is "intermediatye" aka basic algebra HIGHER math ? b) what the fuck is a field that doesn't require math ? c) wtf is the point of an obstacless education. is this schmuck fucking air ?
mircea_popescu: "Oakley is among a growing number of educators who view intermediate algebra as an obstacle to students obtaining their credentials — particularly in fields that require no higher level math skills." << teh confusion of ideas ffs. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ffs, they let some douche go around in a bra on campus ?
a111: Logged on 2017-07-23 00:04 asciilifeform: 'you are now a tasty sandwich'
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, overheard yest in car (as we were passing a quiznos sub thing with a huge "30% mas carne!!" ad) "do you know what that is ?" "no idea" "when i was a kid it was the very best sandwich thing, better than subway or what have you. so when you left me behind i went to try it out. jesus christ it was the saddest affair ever. i could have made a better sandwich in all of five minutes."
a111: Logged on 2017-07-24 03:42 BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> and speaking of fucking hookers, http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/2852399/this-guy-owns-over-a-billion-dollars-worth-of-btc << Fuck, it's archived.
BingoBoingo was going to shitpost about how before becoming a buttcoining NEET mircea_popescu made fortune murdering communism and making porn before he caught the assburgers
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> and speaking of fucking hookers, http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/2852399/this-guy-owns-over-a-billion-dollars-worth-of-btc << Fuck, it's archived. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: srsly now, you lot gotta try this place. it definitely gives la estancia de buenos aires a run for its money.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not only do i own vintage german cars (which, btw, were made for de market and imported here, not made in fucking us/brazil like the rest of the toyotas with bavarian paintjobs), but I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW i just ingested a 28 oz porterhouse steak! ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'he owns one of the major exchanges, so he's not just a bag holder he's running a business that brings in passive all the time.' didjaknow!!
mircea_popescu: and speaking of fucking hookers, http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/2852399/this-guy-owns-over-a-billion-dollars-worth-of-btc
mircea_popescu: some cultures are a boon, but some cultures are a baboon, and i've yet to meet the (actual, as opposed to "african-usian" ersatz) black person whose black culture wasn't a terrible burden on their mind.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-14 04:18 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-14#1669938 >> 'Replace your public email with an inbox that pays you Set up a 21 profile to receive paid messages from people outside your network. Keep the money, or donate it to charities like Black Girls Code. It's like LinkedIn InMail, except you get paid!'
mircea_popescu: (much more of a torture implement than commonly realised btw)
a111: Logged on 2017-07-21 18:44 mircea_popescu: im hiring a uci.
mircea_popescu: ing widely available ( see eg http://trilema.com/2017/on-trisection-a-humble-contribution/#footnote_2_73491 ), but it can't possibly end there. and in all fairness, the uci as properly understood (see eg http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688642 ; http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-20#1687638 and so on) is definitely just this ia thing, one layer above bulldozer per se). ☝︎☝︎
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i expect "Before the lecture was through, I had formed a very clear picture of the mythical photographic memory simulator. With only a few keystrokes, it would allow me to enter any thought which occurs to me, along with any associations. The latter set would be expanded by the program to include anything which logically relates to the entry in question." is pretty much exactly what emacs users expect to obtain,
mircea_popescu: "at the time (october 2006) i was spending a lot of time jacking off to stuff i downloaded from the piratebay and i saw their hilariously republican blog ; so i figured... hey, i'm an american and therefore worse that a shitstain in a paki's undershorts. how could i possibly try and run off with as much of that as possible to sell to my nigger masters for some mountain dew ???"
mircea_popescu: fuck justin roiland with a spiked hot poker what the fuck is this poisonous crap.
mircea_popescu: ir lawyers to arrive. That’s actually why it’s so filthy. I was just looking to “troll” a big studio. Then, as I began editing the radio play and boarding it, the two characters ended up becoming something different than just a bad impression of Doc and Marty from BTTF. They slowly became two of my favorite characters that I’ve ever voiced. I backed down on the cease and desist bait and changed the spelling of their
mircea_popescu: http://roilandtv.com/the-real-animated-adventures-of-doc-and-mharti/# << "I actually made this as a way to poke fun at the idea of getting cease and desist letters. At the time (October 2006) I had nothing to lose and my original intention was to call this “back to the future: the new official universal studios cartoon featuring the new Doc Brown and Marty McFly” and then I’d just sit back and wait for a letter from the
mircea_popescu: maybe they have a different scheme.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, broken ssh key of a mail.pape-dawson.com server is kinda how you get all those hilarity emails isn't it ?
trinque: "I've made a terrible mistake."
asciilifeform: al schwartz discussed a few.
mircea_popescu: which is not a trivial proposition ; and can kinda allow you to decide who to convict.
asciilifeform: unless yer a lucky fella like mozart, everything clears 'eventually'
asciilifeform: 'reactivators' (fast-acting antidote) are strictly a battlefield (live long enough to fire back) concern
mircea_popescu: there's a number of factors : water solubility ; electric philoreactivity ; specific enzimatic pathways ; molecular size in rough order.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo they do have a point though ; costa rica imports some stuff from the us, and you can always tell. don't even have to taste, smell is enough 90% of the time.
mircea_popescu: i have no idea how a pound of bloody porterhouse can possibly be worse for you than ~anything else ; but hey, who's gonna make 300 mn pounds of prime cut for all the idiots each day.
asciilifeform: will be a lul
a111: Logged on 2017-07-23 04:52 mircea_popescu: "maybe these broadleaf plants are hepatotoxic" "you know... how could they not be ?" "umm... well, if the horse were spherical and didn't need a liver at all..."
mircea_popescu: what the everloving fuck. they dare call this crap "a group" ? fuck this dumb shit.
BingoBoingo: Seriously though, that piece is a very unique glimse into the very un-unique pantsuit plan for future health
mircea_popescu: "maybe these broadleaf plants are hepatotoxic" "you know... how could they not be ?" "umm... well, if the horse were spherical and didn't need a liver at all..." ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Only if it's a wide tip
mircea_popescu: can i stick it into them just a little ?