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asciilifeform: *centauri
asciilifeform: 'i own proxima centaruri.' - 'ok, i'll believe. but first, wiggle it a bit. my gravimeter's ready, whatcha waiting for.'
asciilifeform: righto, both sides painted 'CORRECT'
asciilifeform: i deserved this computer. and, apparently, some people today, still deserve.
asciilifeform: 'the one you deserve'
asciilifeform: 'here's yer computer'
asciilifeform: push other side, 'ERROR'
asciilifeform: a matchbox. push it, one side pops out, printed with answer!! 'CORRECT.' ☟︎
asciilifeform: so next day he gives it to me
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: solvency-verifier << when i was a little boy, me brother said 'i shall build you a computer.' (he had one, a rarity, i was envious and annoying)
asciilifeform: one of you told me that the fellow behind 'vault' (argentinian?) has actual brain. so does he keep it in a case, buried in the garden with kalash? or use it for other ventures? because 'vault' doesn't reveal evidence of its use.
asciilifeform: right, we can all write this kind of 'vault'
asciilifeform: washington airport muppetron: 'sir, anything to declare?' me: well, just this...
asciilifeform: lust.
asciilifeform: good, might be for sale then!
asciilifeform: (finding where they sit - exercise for alert reader)
asciilifeform: speaking of which, does any in the pile of MIGs at TSR airport actually start?
asciilifeform: i like to imagine that certain people are destined to end up in cartridges
asciilifeform: http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20927985.700-sniffer-mice-have-a-nose-for-explosives.html
asciilifeform: '...a detection unit contains three concealed cartridges, each of which houses eight mice. During their 4-hour shifts in the detector, the mice mill about in a common area in each cartridge as air is passed over people paused in the archway and through the cartridge...'
asciilifeform spilled
asciilifeform: chemist hero who tasted everything he made
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you're Carl Wilhelm Scheele, we knew.
asciilifeform: how: the creature i now keep as a pet was intrigued by the idea, when we met.
asciilifeform: because the device ended up working -without being built-
asciilifeform: it was a good job that my net worth was a few zeroes short of actually building this bugger then.
asciilifeform: etc
asciilifeform: http://discovermagazine.com/1996/feb/scentofaman699
asciilifeform: no, this
asciilifeform: and see, if i had this in me pocket, could've found which of the twelve beagles would relay orders to my canine empire.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the point of carrying minesweeper isn't usually so you can jump on the best mine.
asciilifeform: ;;google histocompatibility sweat
asciilifeform: hint:
asciilifeform: phun phact: as a student, i once seriously planned to build a pocket gas chromatographer, to pick up gurlz. how!? to do this - exercise for alert reader. ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: spectrometer << the one fellow who did get a little thorough arsework in the queue at Dulles with me, did in fact pack one!
asciilifeform: http://web.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/piss-moan
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sends daughter to water the pole (ie, pour a bucket of water at base on old wooden pole, no cables there or anything) << engineers call this 'Kansas phone problem' :
asciilifeform: ;;rate ThickAsThieves 3 live human, ate synthetic food, jolly good fella
asciilifeform: ;;rate mike_c 3 live human, cellular automata, jolly good fellow
asciilifeform: ;;rate jurov 1 live human!!
asciilifeform: ;;gpg everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:be89bf44d68bee3cb3c28e4fe995f38c33062d50324afe88a6a293b4
asciilifeform: ;;gpg eauth asciilifeform
asciilifeform: ;;rate jurov 1 live human!!
asciilifeform: lul, me canine army awaits.
asciilifeform: that's the problem with systems.
asciilifeform: hell knows, maybe i need 50hz mains hum instead of 60.
asciilifeform: lol, could be something more interesting (washington too close to equator by x km; magnetic field crapolade; etc)
asciilifeform: whatever the crud is, it gives me problems year round here.
asciilifeform: now, know.
asciilifeform: i suspected that this was literally true, for my own case
asciilifeform: me sorry carcass hates teh 'new world.'
asciilifeform: other phun phact - the weirdo allergies i suffered since 1995 shut off like a light bulb when i landed in Ro.
asciilifeform: funny these beasts - the dogs 900km east, of my childhood, were active in the day.
asciilifeform: davout: i was too big. they were all little beagles, other miniature animals
asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: no vamps tho << should've gone with me on expedition at night. i flushed out the wild dog packs that i -knew- existed.
asciilifeform off to regeneration chamber.
asciilifeform: http://img.docstoccdn.com/thumb/orig/127422769.png
asciilifeform: need something like this:
asciilifeform: joecool: second.
asciilifeform: lul
asciilifeform: TestingUnoDosTre: rng.
asciilifeform: ;;rate ThickAsThieves 1 human!
asciilifeform: ;;rate davout 1 human!
asciilifeform: ;;ident
asciilifeform: (container pictured in bottom left of last photograph)
asciilifeform: also, turns out the plastic-and-pluckfoam case thing is a good idea. everything else in my baggage got spindled, save for the contents of the Evil Attache.
asciilifeform: cgcardona_: mr. p throws one hell of a party.
asciilifeform: everyone here should recognize at least one or two of these.
asciilifeform: loper-os.org/pub/humans
asciilifeform: davout, others: i've a vast collection of pics, of various things, will eventually sort and post one or two.
asciilifeform: muppet: 'no thanks, that door please'
asciilifeform: me: 'financial, of course. want a demo?'
asciilifeform: the american one, on the last exit before dulles parking lot, wanted to know 'what kind of business? software? now say, what kind!'
asciilifeform: although not quite true
asciilifeform: davout: the customs at all with all the gear he was carrying << not one guard gave so much as a rat's arse! colour me equally surprised.
asciilifeform: dexX7: regular queue! no one bothered to actually search, arse or suitcase, on egress
asciilifeform: takes almost as long to get out of washington's airport as to do a great circle loop across atlantic.
asciilifeform: some of it, to be fair, spend puttering around in munchen
asciilifeform: aye
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: sadly, yes. i was brought there as a boy and haven't accumulated fuel for orbital escape velocity as of this moment.
asciilifeform: spend almost as long arse-sniffed by inspector dogs, standing in line, as on airplane
asciilifeform: loltronicly - just got home to the Lande of teh Phree (tm)
asciilifeform: benkay: neato
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBgG_VSP7f8
asciilifeform: better:
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: nah, only the money of saints benefits economy
asciilifeform: ;;google satcoin
asciilifeform: meet today's enterprise demands << only ROT-13 can possibly meet demands!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: weev article << 'TRO LLC (yes, the troll corporation), based in generating actionable financial intelligence from the computer underground. The primary strategy will be short equities' << poor sod, sits in usa, waits for nailgun.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: pgp article << what kind of dope do i need to smoke for this one to make sense ??
asciilifeform: individual. but some accountants provide a kind of 'insurance'
asciilifeform: next news: 'rumsfeld fined, estate auctioned, for inaccurate tax filings'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lol!
asciilifeform: TomServo: what made you take an interest in this channel ?
asciilifeform: other than mr. whizz
asciilifeform: is there a vast legion of spammers, crying to get on the list?
asciilifeform: complicated, to say 'book is dead.' books of horoscopes and dream divinations still printed by the zillion, 'soviet encyclopaedia of physics' - not.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: kamkin lived by the 'sovietologists' of washington, and - died by them.
asciilifeform: !up TomServo