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asciilifeform: aha sure
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: care to air out the dirt? why let the bastards suffer quietly ?
asciilifeform: aha parachute!
asciilifeform: doesn't have to be alone - what's to stop somebody from riding grinding wheels in regiment ?
asciilifeform had a dream many years ago that his grandfather took an ancient grinding wheel from workshop, turned it upside-down, and taught him to ride it. and now people actually do something quite like this. ☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: real hipsters ride horses << nah. they ride... grinding wheels. e.g., http://www.robotee.com/image/NEWS/31020_SoloWheel_timthumb.jpg
asciilifeform: he confuses the shoddy nature of modern computers with bitcoin as a technology, which can and will exist independently from today's crap-o-soft << this.
asciilifeform saw that in a trilema article, first thought 'plucked peacock'
asciilifeform: also diffraction gratings. but the diffraction above happens in your own eye.
asciilifeform: conceivably, cat (with a rather differently structured eye) sees rather different ones.
asciilifeform: some of what you see 'fuzz' around the edges is actually diffraction patterns that form in your own eye.
asciilifeform: re: cat & laser: experiment. turn on a laser pointer in a dark room; look at the edges of the spot. take picture of same with camera. notice difference.
asciilifeform: so house-cougar may exist.
asciilifeform: and, afaik, all known experiments at cross-breeding felis have succeeded
asciilifeform: so anyone who dreams of being eaten by housecat, come to usa.
asciilifeform: if i recall, zoologists write that cougar behaves precisely how an enlarged housecat would
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: volkssturm.
asciilifeform: what's a crag cat? google spews forth prehistoric monsters
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: 'silo'o'jizm'
asciilifeform: ... socrates is mortal.
asciilifeform: or, for the inglischers, 'if ya don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too'
asciilifeform: eminently.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: old married sluts << 'подводная лодка в степях украины погибла в неравном воздушном бою.'
asciilifeform: pagin herr pavlov.
asciilifeform: give him w0rk
asciilifeform: yes he's in w0t
asciilifeform slept through b00lcrap's intro
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/in-which-we-discuss-datskovskiys-discussion-of-mpex << here i think
asciilifeform: some people only get options 'abort, retry, fail'
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: im just not excited about anything i see << constant state of excitement is a medical condition, doctors say 'priapism' and it is curable. be glad you aren't 'excited' at all times.
asciilifeform: i think we all got sp4mz0r3d
asciilifeform: must something 'go on' at all times?
asciilifeform: and does this mean 'everything lame as hell' ?
asciilifeform: why no one asks 'what is going on in metallurgy?'
asciilifeform -oid << has long recognized the existence of 'womanoids', who bear the same relationship to 'woman' as spheroid to sphere.
asciilifeform: 'the irish maidens have not lost their virtue; they merely misplaced it by an inch.'
asciilifeform: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Spheroid.html << for folks with memory loss
asciilifeform: or, 'spheroid' vs sphere.
asciilifeform: no. it's a little tabl.
asciilifeform: !b 2 ✂︎
asciilifeform: hanbot: lol. windowcat, in all likelihood, began by watching birds. or the play of her kitten, microwindowcat. but she's been known to look in the window.
asciilifeform: TomServo: the very same.
asciilifeform: untameable but highly useful animal.
asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/ck9mDub
asciilifeform off to cook severe coffee, for conversion into mathematics
asciilifeform: nsano crime family
asciilifeform: (http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1323&cpage=1#comment-7376 << that bureau.)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not sure what his story is << herr handle is a u.s. army officer, now working at a not-too-hard-to-guess-which world-famous bureaucracy.
asciilifeform: arbeit macht frei.
asciilifeform: (as pictured in film 'brazil')
asciilifeform: grumman dentist needs office too. lined with cork, for the screams of the 'patients.'
asciilifeform also saw that kind.
asciilifeform: they even sent a stereotypical woman to prepare stereotypical coffee, and served it on a bar, lifted straight from a 1950s american tv scene.
asciilifeform once had the good fortune to visit just such a 'park.' inside: mildly refinished warehouse, with plentiful cubicles and many hanging models of satellites; on the walls, hanging mementos of the 'glorious reagan years' - 'this floppy contains our first flown firmware!' and more in that spirit.
asciilifeform: BlueMeanie4: 100% have elevators. 'disability act' compliance.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they're traditionally 1-3 floors. make life a little harder for kgb binoculars, or whatnot.
asciilifeform: just be sure never to confess to knowing a language - or people might speak it to you, and that'll be a little like work.
asciilifeform: exponentially difficult << 'learn' for translating a diplomat - perhaps hard; reading articles in your armchair slowly - not so hard
asciilifeform: some folks will warn you that this requires lost ancient technology - don't believe.
asciilifeform: the other good news is that it is possible to learn languages.
asciilifeform: re: nail polish poison detector << how many cases of dysentery from the finger dips.
asciilifeform: ^ first saw that one on a wall in school! (u.s. school; history class)
asciilifeform: punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvqYNQ5IcAAAvB7.jpg:large << far better, https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradkelly/5998485106
asciilifeform: chetty: looks like a potential rehash of '10.
asciilifeform: any folks here living in u.s. colonies (read: nato) are welcome to comment re: whether such brutalist monstrosities blot your landscape as well.
asciilifeform: (what style? gigantic plate-glass window walls that never let through office light - they're painted black on the inside; the seemingly-mandatory wrought-iron fence, with steel cable trusses - nominally against terrorist trucks (TM); archaically-massive satellite antennae; a few other features broadly known to anyone who looks with any regularity.) ☟︎
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu they also have many other similar шарашкаs here; in most cases, readily spotted with the naked eye on account of the highly-ritualized architectural style.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu maryland excepted. i have nfi idea what it's even for << it's where they keep ft. meade. (largest employer, largest consumer of mains current, per public stats.)
asciilifeform spits out more lulz
asciilifeform chokes
asciilifeform: 'international directorate of date rape'
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu pity handle turns the entire thing into such a sad pro-govt piece << no surprises here.
asciilifeform liked mircea_popescu's mafia story and should like to hear more one day.
asciilifeform: deck chairs / titanic.
asciilifeform: why i always miss the goodstoff
asciilifeform: lol i step out for a few hours and we have fdr's head
asciilifeform: http://handleshaus.wordpress.com/2014/08/17/procrustean-rashomon << mega-lol re: ferguson affair
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: *TAONBG.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: *TAOFNBG, lol
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you liked TAOFBG, read the author's (j. c. scott) other works. they all fit the theme.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: one of the most riotously fun works by any modern historian on any subject.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: ottoman empire << 'the sultans' (n. barber)
asciilifeform: ;;rate foofingers 1 human, meatspace colleague.
asciilifeform: ^ probably referred to this
asciilifeform: 'what is best in life? to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.'
asciilifeform: 'robust tribes' ?
asciilifeform: everybody with an intact starfish has 'assets to take'
asciilifeform: or simply need to 'have problems'
asciilifeform IANAL but was taught this.
asciilifeform: 'willful.'
asciilifeform: if you admitted to reading a patent, and then lose infringement suit, plaintiff gets triple damages
asciilifeform: on pain of defrocking
asciilifeform: decimation: did he explain why an engineer must never read an (unexpired) patent ?
asciilifeform: decimation: famous 'analogues act'
asciilifeform: (where X is the mass of reagents found on the condemned)
asciilifeform: incidentally, usg proclaims that 'reagents' plus 'intent' is judged like X kg of final product. which usually sums to life-at-hard-labour.
asciilifeform: until (afaik) the '80s, soviet rockets flew on (asymmetric) dimethylhydrazine