assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 1.87767096 BTC to 321`519 shares, 584 satoshi per share
herbijudlestoids: if i had say a year worth of EOD data could scatterplot daily returns against short term vols to see the relationship etc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.24310363 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54699993 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19322 @ 0.00089744 = 17.3403 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54699994 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.0056931 = 0.148 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 422 @ 0.00552412 = 2.3312 BTC [-] {15}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 78 @ 0.0054 = 0.4212 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.52 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5448441 = 1.0897 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.005338 = 0.1495 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54484284 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.54484311 = 2.1794 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.545 = 2.725 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: so some dude just made more in half an hour than his room mate makes in a year.
mircea_popescu: thank you bitcoin community, you are really helping to make the world a better place.
KRS1: does a great job by helping the scum float to the top.
KRS1: Wonder where they just came home from.
herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: i made a quick graph from the data i logged last night, distribution of tick returns
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 67 @ 0.5469104 = 36.643 BTC [+] {2}
herbijudlestoids: i refined some stuff this morning on examining the data and will write some scriptage tonight probly, all thanks to access to free data ;)
ozbot: Ripped OFF by bitbet.us
mircea_popescu: "bitbet scammed me by sending my winnings to the address i paid from as i told it to"
mike_c: i figured that was one of your sock puppets. those scam threads are good for business :)
mircea_popescu: i guess by now this is improbable, perhaps i'm the last one, but anyway, mpoe-pr is actually my only forum thing
mike_c: yeah. i was kidding. except about the good for business part.
mircea_popescu: i guess the original one was, but i doubt further roflcopter does anything really.
mircea_popescu: i just did the math. the bitbet scammed me dude actually bet... about a dollar,
mircea_popescu: i wonder if the shills/socks are actually paid less than this to start threads/make posts.
mircea_popescu: the entire fucking forum is worth like fiddy bitcoin at these rates. all 500k threads of it.
herbijudlestoids: doesnt it say the bet was 0.011BTC? i.e. 0.011 * ~1000 ~= 11USD? or was this when the price was lower, he says it was when th eprice was higher lol
mircea_popescu: he lost 7 cents to the low weight. i guess tis legitimate.
herbijudlestoids: most people are shit at betting and will lose their money anyway regardless of scams
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15828 @ 0.00089436 = 14.1559 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.028 = 0.168 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: and yes, i am reading the fidonet email gateway faq
mircea_popescu: i regularly throw out bits of software or hardware whose function i don't understand.
ozbot: Swift kicks to the face at the Grammys - Imgur
ozbot: Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys - YouTube
mircea_popescu: of all the various items around me right now, none carry labels, for instance.
mircea_popescu: i don't recall buying silkscreened shit any time recently.
Duffer1: "In your progress report of November 30th 2013 you stated "We have this last week shipped our first products to customers." - What product was shipped?"
Duffer1: Kslaughter: We shipped some accessories products to India.
kakobrekla: just like i do not see assbot quotes any more
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I find sugar cubes work well removing silkscreen from hard plastics.
kakobrekla: for example, i still have stickers on my lappy, yes they are ugly and yes couldnt care less
mircea_popescu: a laptop is another good example, all sorts of shit to excise in there.
pankkake: hm, you made me realize, I have environmentalist propaganda on my monitor
ozbot: [ActiveMining] The Official Active Mining Discussion Thread [Self-Moderated]
Duffer1: ^ ken's pretty much coming clean
herbijudlestoids: "Importantly, McNab and Klingberg found that the jump in activity levels in these areas was largest for high capacity individuals and smallest for low capacity individuals. That is, when told that they needed to filter, the high-capacity individuals ramped up activity in these brain regions to keep out irrelevant items. By contrast, the low-capacity individuals showed little additional activity in these areas when
pankkake: the fact that it's still a thing, and that the shareholder let it happen is sad :(
mircea_popescu: " In September with bitcoins @ 140, with competition with 400 GH/s and 500 GH/s chips our machines would not ROI, so a decision was made that we would have to refund all of our pre-orders, so we did not commit a lot of our funds to building boards, we was also trying to get enough pre-orders to make our minimum lot with eASIC."
mircea_popescu: the september decision retrospectively made in january.
pankkake: asciilifeform: I don't like to move my hands, I'd rather use Fn+something. and vim hotkeys make arrow keys redundant
kakobrekla: hey i cant spell and im not .. a... nvm.
Duffer1: i like this bit: Ken mentioned additional hashrate came online in November, what machines were those?
pankkake: kslaugther makes spelling error and weird Capitalizations
mircea_popescu: well since scammers never die / "investors" are fucktarded, is inaba still a thing too ?
pankkake: Duffer1: wow at the cex.io stuff. that's… wow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0489999 = 0.392 BTC [+]
Duffer1: oh i'm sure inaba is still making the rounds at bitcoin conferences
pankkake: the guy isn't supposed to trade company funds on that kind of stuff
pankkake: it made billions of posts speculating on sample chips and the guy said nothing for months
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.00086 = 0.258 BTC [+]
Duffer1: looks like he did what labcoin did, spent ipo money on retail gear to fake progress on their own proprietary stuff, then lied about it, a lot
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform he's french. they evolved past clothing, they just wear their hair.
pankkake: page up/down is a bit frustrating, though for vim and firefox I use other keys
pankkake: well I am hairy, pretty much a caveman
pankkake: I've been wanting to try similar things
pankkake: there's also a sort of glove where each finger can move in a direction
ozbot: Loper OS » Engelbart’s Violin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 508 @ 0.00083145 = 0.4224 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.00089432 = 17.0815 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1100 @ 0.00089423 = 0.9837 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: you dont need a fat sack for yourself do you
mircea_popescu: so hire a secretary, make her type random strings for half a year
mircea_popescu: weird fucking plastic, the white shit too. bachelite or something
ozbot: Alternative Keyboard Gallery: DataHand Keyboard
ozbot: The White house slogan - Imgur
ozbot: [OFFICIAL]Bitfinex.com first Bitcoin P2P lending platform for leverage trading
pankkake: but still, Deprived disappeared
Apocalyptic: I considered him as one of the more legit guys out there
Duffer1: he hasn't been since late november
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic so did i, until i offered him i don't remember what and he got all shady and shy.
mircea_popescu: part of the problem is that all the irresponsible gecko shit going around puts a lot of stress on otherwise honest people, i wager.
Duffer1: ya i don't think anyone saw that one coming
ThickAsThieves: ciphertrade is not open yet, which is where he intended to do biz
Duffer1: he's also on CT board and probably an investor in it
mircea_popescu: dude, are these muppets investing in bcst or w/e still ?
Duffer1: ciphertrade, for better or worse (much worse), is the next batter to step up to the plate
Apocalyptic: hum, they seem to be doing LTC/BTC and XPM/BTC too
Duffer1: i believe they plan assets + currency exchange
Dimsler_: oh yeah those look totally legit
mircea_popescu: * kakobrekla casts a slanderous spell upon the happy investoland
Dimsler_: not using any exchanges based in an OECD country
Duffer1: i'm just the messenger, please don't shoot
ThickAsThieves: the deprived mining copycat thing on Havelock appears to be almost open for trading
Dimsler_: lol slovenia is a spit on the map
Dimsler_: bunch of clowns who can't get along
kakobrekla: yeah and kayman islands are twice the size of merrica
Diablo-D3: its a tool to detect if your vps company is lying to you
Dimsler_: well the carribean is all false as well
Dimsler_: if you want real security you need something like hongkong
Dimsler_: where if the US authorities call they hang up the phone
Dimsler_: actually best plac eis probably russia
Dimsler_: man i'm not going anywhere near yugoslavia
Dimsler_: those people are fucked in the head
Dimsler_: croatia is nice for a coast line vacation
Dimsler_: mircea_popescu, you might be confused with slovakia
Dimsler_: slovakia has nice driving roads
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: title is technical director, basically I do web dev / anything tech I can do, while being a big-ass cash cow.
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: hopefully not ;)
mircea_popescu: who told that aldur derp that december 2012 qualifies as "long term" ?
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I've known him way longer
Dimsler_: now that everyone forgot about pirate
Azelphur: we've been friends (irl) for years
mircea_popescu: stupidest first post in history of stupid first posts.
Dimsler_: lol the bitcoin foundation is dangerous
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: haha, he's finance not technology :)
Dimsler_: i'm worried about the doing something stupid like blacklisting address'
Azelphur: so he thinks in terms of the financial industry :)
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: perhaps, but our FPGA engineer isn't (I picked the engineer myself)
Dimsler_: well in the end i don't really give a shit what happens in america
Dimsler_: since its a small and insignificant place
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no, no, its current zombie/laughingstock state is useful. much like the power rangers.
Dimsler_: which the charges themselves are hilarious
mircea_popescu: Azelphur alright, just bear it foremost in your mind that a bunch of people ended up swindled to lend their credence to idiotic nonprojects by random wanna-be "experts" to date.
Dimsler_: well in 2012 he was buying btc off my exchange
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: yea, I realise that, and it's something I worry about, but I am heavily involved, and I have sunk a lot of time and money into it
Azelphur: so hopefully all will go well :)
Dimsler_: that has no idea about economics or cryptography
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: oh, you know we already have functional hardware right? :P
Dimsler_: Azelphur, take your fucking scam else where
mircea_popescu: that's fine, but the amount of time/effort sunk into anything has no bearing. you drop a hand of cards when you know they can't win, not when you're comfortable with how much you threw into the pot.
kakobrekla: that dude has "webdev" on his linkedin. -10 internet points.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.004072 = 0.1018 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: there'll never be a bitcoin 2.0 because all the cries of wolf
Dimsler_: i saw the ethereum project, its got more holes then the block of swiss cheese in my fridge
Azelphur: Dimsler_: haha, with my otc rep, it'd have to be one hell of a long con
mircea_popescu: o so i get it now, slovenia is not slovakia because it is in fact the other name for serbia ?
Dimsler_: i could use a vacation in croatia
kakobrekla: is this how is going to end? country trolling?
mircea_popescu: Azelphur that's not the point, the point is that you wouldn't be the first guy used for his rep.
Dimsler_: the french riveria got expensive lately
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15833 @ 0.00089401 = 14.1549 BTC [-] {2}
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: yea, I agree, it's a risk.
Dimsler_: Azelphur, list on mpex so we can pump and dump it?
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I reckon we'll do fine though, at the end of the day we have the thing and it's hashing right now, so we've already won really
Azelphur: even if 0 preorders and nobody buys, we'll just mine on it and laugh.
Dimsler_: why don't you just mine on it now
mircea_popescu: so if you already have the thing and it hashes why is your "finance industry" pal posting stuff david thorpe designed ?
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: posting pictures of an altera dev kit is hardly amazing/interesting
Azelphur: but you do have a point, I could get our FPGA guy to post some stuff
mircea_popescu: anything is better than a 640px wide picture of six green lines
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: seems so, ain't many decent FPGAs out there for altcoins
Dimsler_: theres no prize for second place ok
Dimsler_: charles lee knows this first hand
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: and hopefully won't get me thrown in jail, haha
mircea_popescu: Dimsler_ actually miners may make a buck out of all the retarded kids who think a bigger number of coins is better.
Dimsler_: must have cryptocurrncy with billions of coins
mircea_popescu: then they can get scammed out of fiddy billion coins at a time instead of .5
Duffer1: azelphur so your target is sha256 altcoin miners?
Azelphur: Duffer1: hell no, the sha256 is mostly for shits and giggles
Azelphur: the main targets are scrypt and prime
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.59993737 = 4.7995 BTC [+] {4}
kakobrekla: <Duffer1> azelphur so your target is sha256 altcoin miners?
kakobrekla: all sha alts can be mined on asic afaik
Dimsler_: alt currencies = modern day boiler room
Dimsler_: like i get satoshi premining himself the 1mil in coins
Dimsler_: because he deserved something for the smart scheme
Duffer1: ya kako lol that's what i was trying to point out :P
Dimsler_: but charles lee is just a fag that offers nothing
Dimsler_: same applies to the rest of the crypto alt clowns premining themselves coins
Azelphur: Duffer1: our number theory guy really wanted to try his hand at a new alt :)
Azelphur: and baring in mind he's pretty much perfectly qualified (number theory / fpga) it'll be interesting to see what he comes up with
Duffer1: tell him to be honest with himself and just name it Hodor Coin
Azelphur: I can probably drag him in here, if ya'll are interested.
Dimsler_: no it would not quit trolling the guy
Duffer1: what's the six month plan for bitex?
Dimsler_: its the i'll take all your money and in six months i'll be gone plan
Azelphur: Duffer1: get the FPGAs out, work on new cores, we're also thinking of doing some bitcoin commerce
Azelphur: Dimsler_: would be hard considering there's no way to give us your money yet ;)
Azelphur: Duffer1: yea, ie setting up a reasonably well stocked computer store
Azelphur: there doesn't seem to be anyone doing that in UK
Apocalyptic: "this will be our temporary home while we setup our IRC server", Azelphur why would you setup your own IRC server for 1 channel ?
Azelphur: that's one of my things I'd like to work on in the future, he asked for the 6 month plan, which goes beyond the FPGA ;)
Azelphur: Apocalyptic: that'd be Oliver not listening to me again when I told him no IRC server
Azelphur: he fails at listening sometimes :(
Apocalyptic: sounds like a waste of time to setup and manage it
Azelphur: it won't happen, it'll stay on freenode :P
Dimsler_: Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Duffer1: dimsler_ what's your exchange?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7612 @ 0.00089445 = 6.8086 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3261 @ 0.00089601 = 2.9219 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6 = 1.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.601 BTC [+]
Dimsler_: let me eat there lunches for them
kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu you got a point, I remove the logo from bitbet completely, agreed?
Diablo-D3: why does he sound like a russian dietary supplement
Dimsler_: aren't thye both now squating in some slum in spain?
Dimsler_: pretending that dark wallet is going to come out of alpha?
ozbot: Key 3D printing patent expired yesterday - Boing Boing
Dimsler_: i believe vitalik admitted to buying tshirts
Dimsler_: both of those clowns are broke
Dimsler_: watch there hilarious youtube vids man, amir taaki has the shakes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00089667 = 8.2494 BTC [+]
diametric: herbijudlestoids: I wouldn't really call that a key patent.
diametric: that article is poorly written too.
diametric: The SLS process has nothing to do with the cost of nylon (or any) powders..
diametric: Thats like saying the patent on Ford engines has increased the cost of gasoline.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.00086058 = 1.7212 BTC [+] {6}
herbijudlestoids: diametric: im not a 3d printing expert sorry :( just sharing the occasional link i think others might find interesting
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.00084003 = 2.5201 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1007 @ 0.00084 = 0.8459 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.601 = 1.202 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.56101902 = 2.2441 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.56 = 1.12 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00089667 = 4.1247 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.0489999 = 1.47 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2908 @ 0.00089706 = 2.6087 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00089795 = 4.8489 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.0489999 = 1.127 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0489999 = 0.294 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20850 @ 0.00089706 = 18.7037 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3193 @ 0.00007755 = 0.2476 BTC [-] {29}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8000 @ 0.00007 = 0.56 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.0004805 = 0.4805 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1628 @ 0.00007 = 0.114 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59496956 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59496956 = 1.1899 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.59496966 = 1.7849 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.049 = 0.882 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.59498964 = 2.38 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: 2193847870.17428 | Next Diff in 1081 blocks | Estimated Change: 11.6905% in 6d 15h 3m 41s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.59498963 = 1.785 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00283975 = 0.284 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3586 @ 0.0008973 = 3.2177 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 29 @ 0.59499313 = 17.2548 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 81 @ 0.00571479 = 0.4629 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 58 @ 0.00574599 = 0.3333 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02751003 = 0.2751 BTC [-] {2}
herbijudlestoids: credit cards have versible transactions, bitcoins dont. sometimes reversible transactions are provably useful, and arguably go to consumer piece of mind...discuss
herbijudlestoids: is there space in the bitcoin ecomony for some kind of dispute arbitrage over payments?
herbijudlestoids: obviously theres 2 of 3 style transactions, is that adequate? escrowe?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1134 @ 0.00009074 = 0.1029 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.59 = 11.8 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 29 @ 0.601 = 17.429 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00089727 = 8.6138 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8912 @ 0.00089864 = 8.0087 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00089706 = 8.2978 BTC [-]
Namworld: I think I sent an email inquiring about advertising on Bitbet a few months ago. Don't think I ever got an answer on that, come to think of it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02711112 = 0.244 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00574705 = 0.1724 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00575643 = 0.1151 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 500 @ 0.00327102 = 1.6355 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00545 = 0.1363 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.00542714 = 0.2931 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.601 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Namworld that'd be the first time kakobrekla missed one.
ThickAsThieves: note that google Sites allow an exploit to autofill hidden forms
ThickAsThieves: no, the keychain app sees "google.com" in the url, and autofills the hidden form, then youre fed a poll or some such other "submit" button
ThickAsThieves: i may be getting the details wrong but that's the gist of it
mircea_popescu: cause tvconf is a stubborn self-deluding old timer and etc.
ozbot: Throw Charlie under the bus and wash your hands clean of your biggest advocate
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 500 @ 0.00166114 = 0.8306 BTC [-]
Duffer1: i thought the luls were over for the night so i tried to sleep
Duffer1: couldn't sleep, now more luls
Neil: mircea_popescu: Likely it's been mentioned but bitbet is ~15 hrs behind the blockchain
mircea_popescu: poor kako, prolly went to get his 13 hours of sleep this month
ThickAsThieves: taaki is just jealous he had no friends to throw him under a bus, and no bus headed in is direction
Neil: I don't think bitbet gives bettors their true time when it falls behind like this... which is kinda unfair
ThickAsThieves: if youre betting 15hours before close, youre probly doing it wrong
Neil: mircea_popescu: I'm 90% sure it doesn't...
mircea_popescu: once the demon restarts and it discovers your bet, it takes the blockstam time.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves no but losing 15 hours of weight for no apparent reason hurts across the board
mircea_popescu: anyway, genjix used to think himself important, back when bitcoin consisted of me, some decent programmers which mostly meanwhile left, and a bunch of fucktards, just like him
mircea_popescu: he felt like he's friends with "all of bitcoin", a few exceptions notwithstanding.
ozbot: Penis Will Make You Slap Somebody (must see) - YouTube
mircea_popescu: meanwhile things like interscamgo have been laughed out of the space, and all he's left with is his expertise, which... you know. standup comedyt
ThickAsThieves: UK picks Open Document Format for all government files
Namworld: Okay, I'll say it. Who's genjix?
Namworld: ok, I'm out. It's 8 am. It's late.
ThickAsThieves: "You may be right, but you can't add negative information about living people to articles unless you have a high-quality source. Internet forums do not meet our definition of the term"
truffles: -assets seems to dislike ppl i like woot
mircea_popescu: makes sense tho, if you didn't let random doofus self-report all the nice stuff they think about themselves
truffles: u try so hard to be the big dick though
ozbot: NSFW - Pula mea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ThickAsThieves: so what is Bitcoin Foundation's next move after resigning Shrem?
ThickAsThieves: “We are now witnessing the long-awaited arrival of mainstream online casinos into the bitcoin universe.”~Matonis
mircea_popescu: i would bet the next move is some internal drama with someone leaving in a huff.
mircea_popescu: "He proposes a shift away from specialist thinking towards a creative society of generalist knowledge workers."
BingoBoingo: Maybe they will find out Vesseness has a bong? or Hearn?
ThickAsThieves: “We are not here to engage in a legal debate, we are here to serve up the very first legitimate workaround to the complex online gambling laws in this US market. We are returning to Americans their freedom to choose and giving them their power back!”
mircea_popescu: i wish this happened, seriously. if you could somehow get all the 20something derps their own fucking country...
punkman1: mircea_popescu: you just need to build a big boat, they'll come willingly
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves "and we are conveniently forgetting to mention the other people who have been doing it for years and have much more volume than we everf had even in fiat"
mircea_popescu: "because business can in fact be built upon self-delusion!"
mircea_popescu: punkman1 yeah, but the problem is their parents wouldn't stay put.
ThickAsThieves: i like how he defines We Wanna Break the Law as "engage a legal debate"
truffles: TAT are u still with "the foundation"?
ThickAsThieves: so if I understand correctly, Cointerra is finally shipping. the 2nd batch of customers getting units along with the 1st batch. The machines are not to spec, but customers get a 15% coupon to buy more of them, as consolation. Refunds in fiat are allowed.
mircea_popescu: that's pretty stellar considering the industry standards.
ThickAsThieves: now that newegg and tigerdirect are selling bitcoin mining kits
ThickAsThieves: it seems a major manufacturer must be contemplating an ASIC soon
ThickAsThieves: they may be on a short leash for innovating after these portable gaming things fail
Duffer1: i could see nvidia sha vs amd scrypt
mircea_popescu: manufacture a billion dollar's worth of 100 and 500 watt mining rigs, as stand alone boxes, doing whatever, 5 gh/watt, 2gh/dollar
Namworld: Well one of them is bound to do it eventually
Namworld: I mean, the piles of cash thrown at any random new bitcointalk.org user claiming to be developing an ASIC
mircea_popescu: even apple or amazon could do it, if they weren't fucktarded.
mircea_popescu: yeah, at least a dozen diff south korean/japanese/hk/etc producers could do it too
wao-ender: they can't open doors for 13 minutes.
wao-ender: imho it should be great ad for vendor of secure doors.
mircea_popescu: romanian folklore/jokes usually has the cop as the dummy.
wao-ender: [AD] This door will resists Politia for 13 minutes!
ozbot: The Domestic Surveillance Directorate
ozbot: New 3D Printer by MarkForged Can Print With Carbon Fiber - Popular Mechanics
Namworld: Finally, a printer suitable for those weapons 3d printing blueprint
ThickAsThieves: "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear."
punkman: is Cody Wilson still doing the 3d-printed gun thing, or is it just Dark Wallets for him now
Namworld: Imma print myselft a carbon dane axe and a viking helmet (an historically accurate one without horns)
kakobrekla: Namworld, huh? can you tell me which email did you send from. i remember us talking via irc and i dont ignore emails.
Namworld: "It even has a higher strength-to-weight ratio than CNC-machined aluminum."
Namworld: One could do many things with such a printer
Namworld: I'm heading off. Doesn't matter for now anyway.
Namworld: Scrat hasn't been around in a while.
Namworld: TaT... that's a dickish prank.
Duffer1: you could just use a drill in a wood frame for desktop needs
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> poor kako, prolly went to get his 13 hours of sleep this month
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> result ? Last block: 13 hours 42 minutes ago
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.598 BTC [-]
gribble: Error: "bc,tslb" is not a valid command.
gribble: Time since last block: 57 seconds
gribble: Current Blocks: 283212 | Current Difficulty: 2.193847870174279E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 284255 | Next Difficulty In: 1043 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 17 hours, 29 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2440229238.49 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.23056
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 254 @ 0.00271007 = 0.6884 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 548 @ 0.00271002 = 1.4851 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 847 @ 0.002701 = 2.2877 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00270101 = 0.1486 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00007266 = 0.1453 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2210 @ 0.00044457 = 0.9825 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.62479999 = 1.2496 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.049 = 1.96 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i was about to say "no need, all i did was not die"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02947999 = 0.2948 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: sooo... obama to congress "you're fired". congress gives standing ovation.
mircea_popescu: that country is turning into the fucking bitcointalk of politics, i swear.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00089908 = 6.0238 BTC [+]
ozbot: NYDFS Department of Financial Services live meeting on the 28th (today?) and 29 - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: if someone still wanted a transcript of the dfs retardation.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02989915 = 0.1196 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Doesn't even cover the interesting points. Doesn't even seem to make it past to the first pannel to get to the LTC and VanCleef woman going full Amir
BingoBoingo: I've got a bunch of notes on notebook paper I'll prolly move online next week. Going to watch the hearings again to make sure nothing especially lulzy was missed.
mircea_popescu: well you know, if you're gonna do a complete one do a complete one
mircea_popescu: that's not a transcript tho, just the collection of written matter submitted.
BingoBoingo: has most of the prepared statements now. Looks like to get a full one for the questions, or at lest the interesting questions I might have to make it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00090009 = 6.0306 BTC [+]
polac: hello i ahve a question please
polac: this is the oficcial acnel for bitbet?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Dunno if it IRC VanClef, but it was the girl's name
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.62479997 = 3.124 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.62497777 = 5.6248 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: polac this seems to be the best channel for bitbet
polac: ok i have some questions but i dont see lot of activity here
BingoBoingo: What I don't get about the tesitfying Van Cleef is instead of Bitcoin they wanted to discuss:
BingoBoingo: "a company called COEPTIS is preparing to launch the Global Standard System (System) that will issue a medium of exchange called the Global Standard Currency (Currency). This Currency, which will circulate electronically on a closed settlement platform, will be 100% backed by physical gold, providing for freedom from default and fully protecting the holder’s value."
Troic_: polac, it will come (the activity) or you can just ask, perhaps someone else knows the answer.
BingoBoingo: polac: IRC is a slow medium. Put forward the questions and someone should get to them within an hour or day or so
mircea_popescu: that's the first time someone wanted to know if im a bot ;/
assbot: his AI is almost as good as mine
deadweasel: AI making AI, what has the world come to?!
polac: ok is related a bet on bitbet.us . if i make a BET that is obvius that will win.. .. how i know how much BTC i will get on reward how i make the calc
jurov: polac have you noticed there is a calculator?
polac: is this BET . that left 7 hours .. to end
jurov: right on the bet page
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin Market Capitalization to be above 4.5 billion USD on Feb 1st
polac: yes i know that is a calculator. but i dont know if is the clean amount or total amount
polac: here stas say if i put 1 btc i get ---Yes pays: 0.9904118 BTC ----- No pays: 1.04474976 BTC
polac: so if i put 1 btc i get 0.99 + 1 btc investment i get total 1.99 ?
BingoBoingo: polac: You'd get 0.99 total because of betting so late.
polac: so how much i get? bcz calculators say i get 0.99
polac: how much i can get that is what i wanna know
BingoBoingo: polac: That's what you'd get. Betting 1.0 BTC would return to you a total of 0.99 BTC
polac: so intstad of win i loss
BingoBoingo: polac: 0.01 BTC, but yes. Because it is a sure thing.
polac: i undersatnd now so the calculator say the total profit i get included the . amount of the bet i pplace + profit?
deadweasel: meaning you're too late to make money on this bet if you bet yes and win.
deadweasel: you should probabgly wait until the betting is closed, and place it then.
jurov: in other words, the weight of your bet is less than bitbet fee
polac: another question iwhen i put the (Send winnings to originating address) i dont need to do nothing more. will be automatly send to the wallet from the money come from
polac: ok so its only good when the weight its high?
jurov: yes, that's the principle, bet early, get more
kakobrekla: i dont understand the last question re sending winning to originating address
mircea_popescu: <polac> so how much i get? bcz calculators say i get 0.99 << you get exacty what it says, 0.99
mircea_popescu: polac IF you run a full node wallet, then yes you control the address, and so will be ok.
jurov: polac: you need a wallet that contains actual private keys (such as bitcoin-qt/multibit/electrum)
mircea_popescu: if however you do not run a full node, then you will be in trouble most likely.
kakobrekla: well, blockchain.info wallet is client side rite, so that should work too
polac: i use.. electrum client
jurov: yes, with electrum you'll be fine with sending to originating address
mircea_popescu: just make sure you don't delete it/lose that wallet in the meanwhile.
kakobrekla: the bad thing about using same address is that you lose stats
kakobrekla: unless you send from same one each time
ozbot: Italy shocked at Mafia's fatal hit of 3-year-old boy - Washington Times
mircea_popescu: The boy, Nicola “Coco” Campolongo, age 3, was shot along with his grandfather, Giuseppe Iannicelli, and his grandfather’s companion, age 27, CNN reported.
mircea_popescu: gotta love the fucktarded press. "unprecedented" ? these people have perhaps not seen... i dunno, the godfather ?
deadweasel: polac: be sure your bet will make it on-time. check for slow transactions, include a transaction fee.
deadweasel: and don't bet more than you can stand to lose. it's gambling, not investing.
polac: that is the trick on bitbet.i
kakobrekla: also check in bitbet footer if the last block was 14 hrs ago
polac: fee shouldbee deduce automatic
polac: its better .. trading i think
polac: pay outs are very small
deadweasel: not if you're early on the correct side of a bet.
polac: somes of you have won a bet lately
kakobrekla: its fairly easy to do 0 fee tx which will always get included in the first found block
deadweasel: that might require reading a document!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.24310363 = 2.431 BTC
polac: 16-12-13 19:19 Yes 63`178 1.00000000 13ZmZ 1.17699815
polac: 1 b tc.. bet and get .0.17 in 2 months common
polac: trading that btc just 1.. you can get it in 2 or 2.5 btc in 2 monhts
mircea_popescu: there was a guy who got 0.4 BTC trading 200 ltc in twenty minutes yesterday
ThickAsThieves: polac, will you be naming ALL the ways one can increase their coins?
mircea_popescu: but the question is valid, ik wonder what's the best return on a bet on bitbet so far
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0485 = 0.388 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: in dollars, probly the 2bn bet, in bitcoins, probly a BFL bet?
kakobrekla: well, i gotta take my gf out for a walk nao but when i get back sure
ozbot: The Emerging Bitcoin Civil War
benkay: so guys when my shitty corner of the world falls apart how do i stay hooked into the btc transaction network?
benkay: how, long term, do i keep computers that can broadcast transactions running?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.24310363 BTC
benkay: there's a bet in there!
benkay: on one side, that internet and computers never return to this area
benkay: on the other that they do
mircea_popescu: it's probably going to be illegal to use encryption in the us soon enough
mircea_popescu: (real encryption. you'll have to use apple/google/ms/w/e)
ThickAsThieves: if the NSA motto is "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.24310363 BTC
mircea_popescu: meanwhile my motto is "fuck with me and maybe you'll live to regret it"
mircea_popescu: i wonder which is more appealing to the average person.
benkay: more about nature of derpy average humans - most don't care about the tyrant under whom they sweat.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04500022 = 0.225 BTC [-]
benkay: mircea_popescu: you're all over today man. first it was what's more appealing to the bell curve and now it's about who gets to vote on a thing.
benkay: i thought there was no voting in the future, just the decisions of btcholders.
gribble: pigeons was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 19 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <pigeons> should make an exact mpex clone with no new functionality just charge 5% to view it in a bootstrap template
KRS1: Lord High Potentate would be proud.
pankkake: "it's probably going to be illegal to use encryption" history repeating itself!
pankkake: I remember the stupid laws we had in France, where anything >128 bit was forbidden
benkay: how is the cardano protected from RNG diddling?
pankkake: of course, only big businesses were affected, the software was there for regular people
benkay: othis mid-delivery interception of computer bits and pieces to put hardware on 'em before they hit the data center
benkay: i'm thinking about this mid-delivery interception of computer bits and pieces to put hardware on 'em before they hit the data center in a fashion that the end-customer is generally never wiser
benkay: what kind of seal actually works? i'm aware of any.
pankkake: I don't have any knowledge of a foolproof seal
pankkake: perhaps ship the device in two parts?
benkay: man i don't wanna 'feel' secure!
benkay: i want to know how NSA plans to address the in-shipment diddling of computer bits by fiat organizations.
pankkake: I was thinking of some sort of cryptographic seal; you'd have to activate the device in some way
pankkake: of course, I have no idea if it can work
pankkake: well, that was the best I could come up with when thinking about "signing" the hardware
pankkake: it won't prevent tampering by highly qualified bad guys
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> a sufficiently qualified enemy deserves your arse. <<
pankkake: the future is drone delivery with complete video feed of the fly path, with blockchain time proofs!
pankkake: hm, I'm not sure the second part solves anything
pankkake: video feed would be sent to the expeditor, obviously
pankkake: is there any way to take pictures in a reproducible way?
pankkake: the images would then be comparable by a machine
benkay: there is also the glitter fingernail polish approach
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 90 @ 0.24310363 = 21.8793 BTC
ozbot: octopus Mike Hearn defaced bitcoinBull Inaba QuantPlus Raoul Duke cryptoa - Pastebin.com
pankkake: interestingly I had Mike Hearn without knowing anything about his function
pankkake: function as in "official title"
pankkake: short term project is to stop forums and blog more
pankkake: I basically replaced a forum I got banned from by another
ThickAsThieves: kako should just add a blog section to the #b-a website
mircea_popescu: so i just crafted a double bacon burger. sadly, it can't be eaten.
ThickAsThieves: itd work way better than all of us trying to start our own thing
pankkake: benkay: yeah. that's why planet's better; everyone blogs how he sees fits, the planet aggregates
pankkake: so readers go to one place if they wish, but bloggers are where they want
benkay: i don't want readers who can't subscribe to an rss feed on their own
benkay: shit, i don't want readers who don't curate their own reading lists!
pankkake: I know a blog that has *only* a RSS feed
benkay: cryptome doesn't have an rss feed for that matter
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> next thing we know, we're all moving into a cult commune with a hundred years of canned food and auto-turrets... >>> and nudity for womenz under 35 ?
pankkake: maddox.xmission.com used to not have one, too
mircea_popescu: anyway, buncha people have blogs, which imo is the best thing.
mircea_popescu: this way we get best of both worlds, all sorts of social phenomena on shared blogs
mircea_popescu: in other words : public fucking and private fucking aren't even the same fucking. they don't replace each other.
pankkake: creating a blog is easy. wordpress.com, done
ThickAsThieves: i happen to believe that art is for the viewer, not the creator
mircea_popescu: this novel nuttery with the readers. who cared, cca 1970, when telling a joke, how many people in the office were gathered round ?
mircea_popescu: it's like "o dan's joke was so much better, even sammy from the mailroom was here"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.620012 = 3.1001 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: its sharing of experience, it has value beyond its own existence
benkay: moreover, its mostly the firm's partners that the joke is intended for, not the typists and accountants.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves maybe your readers all live in 2200. how do yu know ?
mircea_popescu: art can be for the viewer, but that doesn't necessarilyu mean google analytics is meaningful.
ThickAsThieves: i also believe in creating an environment of facilitation
mircea_popescu: dude, if you got a seed plant it already, forget the flower. what, keep it in your pocket till it becomes lint ?
benkay: what's the best time to plant a tree?
benkay: what's the second best time to plant a tree?
mircea_popescu: "hey, implement this thing ? " "may i spend some time with my girl ? " "ok"
mircea_popescu: comes back... hey, we got 43987593485 more things to implement.
ThickAsThieves: <asciilifeform> ThickAsThieves: would be interesting to see a widget like 'metafilter' with a 1btc entry. <<<< i recall at least a couple "idea men" saying theyd make similar things
pankkake: I used to have a bot posting RSS feed updates to channels, but it was some Ruby crap and blew up
ThickAsThieves: run a service that holds like .1 btc for you in an account, it runs a chrome plugin,
pankkake: but that kind of stuff is quite useful
pankkake: that's how the web should have been
pankkake: instead of advertising everywhere
mircea_popescu: as i said! fucktards were allowed on the web before payments were put in, fucked everyhing up
pankkake: isn't advertising one of the first things to be cut, when companies have financial troubles?
ThickAsThieves: its very difficult for small biz to interpret value from marketing
mircea_popescu: last thing a small biz needs is to try and fucking compete with the government-backed wasters.
mircea_popescu: whenever i hear of a start-up working on a superbowl ad...
ThickAsThieves: and then when they finally bump into someone that can actually help them, they have lost all faith
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, after talking about advertising yest i got some pretty interesting info... seems superbowl is also pretty much dead.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.615 = 2.46 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: bets on superbowl advertisoing revenue are way more fun anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.04899999 = 2.94 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 30 @ 0.00350877 = 0.1053 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: and unrelatedly... "50 percent of physicians reporting that they’ve consulted wikipedia for information on health conditions."
twizt: time to pretend to be a doctor
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.24310363 = 2.431 BTC
mircea_popescu: i imagine for every person getting scammed by some bitcoin ceo
mircea_popescu: there's 100 or 1k patients beinbg scammed by some webdoctor
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6 = 2.4 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6 = 1.2 BTC [-]
benkay: far better to have a friend who's been through the american nursing training
benkay: than visit a hospital and have to trust some 'doctor'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04500022 = 0.225 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04500022 = 0.225 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.24310363 = 0.4862 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02989907 = 0.1495 BTC [-]
ozbot: Assets Assimilated
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58301004 BTC [-]
pankkake: I'd take any virtual host given, say planet.bitcoin-assets.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02989907 = 0.1794 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02989907 = 0.1794 BTC [-]
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: buttbuttinate
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20233 @ 0.00089612 = 18.1312 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 417 @ 0.00089601 = 0.3736 BTC [-]
ozbot: Gavin Andresen ’88 is Chief Scientist at the Bitcoin Foundation and lead developer of the Bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: Bank Innovation 2014 will be a forum for executives and innovators to collaborate and share ideas to improve customer acquisition and retention through new products and strategies.
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mircea_popescu: apparently all noobs have to go through the same wringer
ozbot: Perkinsnacht - WSJ.com
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> but the question is valid, ik wonder what's the best return on a bet on bitbet so far
kakobrekla: well i guess anyone can compile this list since all the stuff is public
mike_c: hm, but hard to tell which bet the wagers were on, right?
kakobrekla: Bet #1834 on #277: 0.01000000 B in, 0.58588048 B out, 0.57588048 B gain (5758.8%)
mike_c: yeah, i glanced over the "on #277" somehow
ozbot: BitBet - BitBet haxxed in 2013
ozbot: BitBet - BitBet haxxed in 2013
ozbot: BitBet - BitBet haxxed in 2013
mike_c: 277 was a special bet though
ozbot: BitBet - BitBet haxxed in 2013
kakobrekla: ok well we can exclude that one if ya want
kakobrekla: Bet #161 on #42: 0.03000000 B in, 0.69300000 B out, 0.66300000 B gain (2210%)
mike_c: that was a house bet. i'm curious what the best gain on a user bet was. i'll look through.
kakobrekla: but house bet 'out' can go to user mike_c
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 33 @ 0.02957418 = 0.9759 BTC [-] {4}
kakobrekla: ThickAsThieves hm you mean most coin won or biggest gain?
kakobrekla: so biggest gain in btc amount, not by percentage
mike_c: this might be it. over 1000% return, not bad.
ozbot: BitBet - Higgs boson support
ThickAsThieves: Bet #496 on #7: 100.00000000 B in198.99762832 B out98.99762832 B gain (99%)
mike_c: yeah, but you have to multiply the BTC x the exchange rate at the time :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.074 = 0.37 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - BFL will deliver ASIC devices before March 1st
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1LSLFzSMD1ZDSiNV1bvJm9QNj1EhnC49eg
kakobrekla: anyway, if someone wanted to hide something, it isnt particularly hard
kakobrekla: so someone made a bet with making a withdrawal on mpex
kakobrekla: >I fully believe we need to hire a PR manager, as my time can be much more effectively used actually working on things as opposed to maintaining this thread.
kakobrekla: doing what zactly, jerking off to free porn?
kakobrekla: the name starts with garr and ends with retard
pankkake: I know but I read it before. anyway, those PR guys are useless if they're just remote random forum users with no info
pankkake: what he really needs is a guy to take over the business
kakobrekla: he needs to be raped by niggers.txt, not a pr person.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02941176 = 0.3529 BTC [-]
pankkake: the mining hardware, the coins
kakobrekla: and will pay out of his own pocket, he says
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02820002 = 0.3102 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: but the diff will go to 50410 billion trillion zillion
ThickAsThieves: i guess these scams will exist til the diff calms down
kakobrekla: >alincoln, I do realize that that would be the best case scenario for you. However, please acknowledge that I am taking a heavy loss on this one, so please accept a full refund of your initial investment Plus all dividends up to the last one that was paid. With that case, you've still made more money than just holding coins, which is pretty damn good.
kakobrekla: whos dick he was sucking not a few months ago.
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> what he really needs is a guy to take over the business << pankkake has a point there.
mircea_popescu: buncha derps with no business want to hire pr ? pr to do what. what they need is someone to take over their LIFE
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> <pankkake> what he really needs is a guy to take over the business << pankkake has a point there. << no biz, no point.
pankkake: why do you guys hate him so much though?
deadweasel: maybe you should start S.BDEV, offering consultants for a % of business improvement profits.
mircea_popescu: deadweasel cheaper to just remake their "busness" properly.
mircea_popescu: nobody goes around fixing bad hamburgers som,eone overcooked
kakobrekla: its just the most straight forward scamfest to troll
kakobrekla: i thought that middle girl has amish beard for a sec
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62280186 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it's a splendid idea, what. chicks getting dorks to lap them up and drool a lot.
punkman: "Lite Devotional Sex is for men who like most things about Devotional Sex, but are unwilling to meet the tough ejaculation restrictions of full Devotional Sex. "
mircea_popescu: you know, for the record : as weird as it may seem, this has been mainstream sexuality since about queen victoria up until 1970-1980.
lippoper: what is up with the cars in subway?
mircea_popescu: only the introduction of effective cheap contraception and the rise of porn broke it up and sent the woman back on her knees
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 78 @ 0.0056 = 0.4368 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Vault of Satoshi, 24 h Trading volume - Imgur
benkay: here's to setting women back on their knees
benkay: mine's crocheting a 'kneeling rug'
mircea_popescu: benkay careful you don't bit more than you can chew :D womenz can be a handful.
kakobrekla: womenz can be a handful. < is that a handjob reference?
benkay: but the most handfully they've ever gotten with me was when i wasn't regularly putting them on their knees.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.58279556 = 5.2452 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.580258 = 1.7408 BTC [-] {3}
ozbot: Dogecoin and Quarkcoin Hot, Other Altcoins Not, on First Day Vault of Satoshi Trading – Digital Cu
lippoper: 24hours in Vault of Satoshi | Some noteworthy statistics:
lippoper: 88% of trading was performed in USD, Bitcoin was the most traded crypto, combining for $19.4k, or 48% of the total dollar volume. In a not-too-distant 2nd was Dogecoin, combining for $14.1k, or 35% of the total volume. No other cryptos came remotely close. Litecoin was a distant 4th, posting just $2100 in total dollar volume.
lippoper: Are you telling me the news is lieing to me?
pankkake: how do you get fiat in and out of VoS?
mircea_popescu: im telling you there's no way to distinguish random scammy "exchange" #854687 from all the others and nobody really cares what alt coin traded five grand more than which other altcoin
lippoper: pankkake, they have a verification system
lippoper: takes 3 days for bank transfers to clear
mircea_popescu: anyone here know the DrahogErusiel forum character incidentally ?
lippoper: no just heard about it yesterday
lippoper: that VOS is based in Canada, where they are treating virtual currencies as a commodity
lippoper: so it should be legal and taxable over there
KRS1: fawk lippoper nice bait..much love
mircea_popescu: perhaps. all previous canadian exchanges ended up turning kinda shady so it never really got tested.
lippoper: KRS1 wasn't as good as your last one... ;-)
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you there ? or anyone wanna escrow some painting comission for me ?
lippoper: mp, i'm not sure how it all works to be honest, but from what I understand Canada gives businesses more confidence to deal in virtual currencies because at least they've defined it as a commodity.
KRS1: mircea_popescu: I have not yet been rated
twizt: only the one in the middle and left
deadweasel: i'm using my imagination (at work), i'll take the top 6
KRS1: deadweasel: theres left mid and right
KRS1: i like mid and right
lippoper: i'll take one for the team and grab the big boobed girl on the left
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04899999 = 0.196 BTC [+]
KRS1: wonder what sex games can be driven by btc
KRS1: need something with the allure of sex, addiction of dice and the ease of payment of BTC.
Dimsler_: to have all the whores and johns using it?
twizt: box bet for escorts
KRS1: Heroin delivery by late night Bait?
Dimsler_: sex industry is going to be the next step for btc
KRS1: not bad i have some contacts for that hmm
twizt: use a site like eros
mircea_popescu: sex industry is kinda thick, kinda dead and doesn't really need a special coin
KRS1: i know the guy who bought bitcoin.xxx
Dimsler_: and started advertising it to girls
twizt: pay ur hoes with pimp coin
KRS1: mircea_popescu: the porn industry does NOT have a way to take micropayments
Dimsler_: mircea_popescu, in most countries whores have pimps
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 68 @ 0.00283294 = 0.1926 BTC [+] {3}
Dimsler_: and a smart pimp should be on the btc bandwagon
Dimsler_: for monetary control of his steed of whores
Dimsler_: think about it, they can't skim from the pimp
Dimsler_: the pimp controls the transaction
Dimsler_: he can chronologically time stamp the whores whereabouts
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 685 @ 0.00283576 = 1.9425 BTC [+] {3}
Dimsler_: i try not to associate with the dreges of society
Dimsler_: for my own personal gain obviously
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.0028399 = 0.1051 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: yes, but the problem is it all stems from your own personal delusion, i'd say.
Dimsler_: greed is my motivational factor
Dimsler_: which other ones did you want me to have?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00284 = 0.1846 BTC [+]
Dimsler_: i love all the preaching bitcoiners how they are going to be saving farmers in argentina or africa
Dimsler_: fact is btcs main use will be for illicit purposes
mircea_popescu: bitcoin is interesting for the student/teen that doubles as a hooker on her own
mircea_popescu: because that way she can't get caught, not really, and moreover she gets the crowd she likes
twizt: has it been made yet?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00284999 = 0.1425 BTC [+]
Dimsler_: well bitcoin is for anyone who doesn't want to A) have a problem with asset seizure B) wants to hide there activity financially C) want to launder there proceeds
Dimsler_: so why wouldn't the pimp facilitate the usage of bitcoin
mircea_popescu: the pimp and the govt have in fact the exact same interests :
Dimsler_: ofcourse but the pimp is operating within his own brutalizing operation
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 80 @ 0.0028462 = 0.2277 BTC [-] {2}
Dimsler_: outside of the norms of the government criminal gang
Dimsler_: hes not paying taxing or utilize the court system for conflict dispute
twizt: government = real mafia
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Dimsler_: well mircea_popescu is correct
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.0028399 = 0.1988 BTC [-]
Dimsler_: they have the slaves, the brutalizing class, the high preists, and the farm keepers
mircea_popescu: anyway, more's the point : i been trying to get the fucktarded girls on crypto for 2 years.
mircea_popescu: they're dumb as rocks, lazy as a limp cock and proud like peacocks.
Dimsler_: thats why a simple pimpcoin interface
KRS1: The grass is greener on the other side.
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KRS1: lippoper: ^^ for you ganja man
pankkake: the tomatoes are more attractive than the girl
lippoper: yay dogecoin has reached coinmarketcap.com's #5 position
lippoper: I bet the redhead is the hottest and you can't see any of her assets
twizt: cant see any of that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 35 @ 0.02995081 = 1.0483 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.24310363 BTC
ozbot: [CRYPTO-TRADE] Crypto-trade.com IPO and official thread
benkay: y'all made me strip the babe down and lose like 2 hours of workable time
benkay: downsides of the home office
benkay: what was i doing again?
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Dimsler_: honestly that entire forum is a den of theives, liars, and fraudsters
Dimsler_: mircea_popescu, what did they sell btct.co for anyway/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00089601 = 7.9297 BTC [-]
dub: What a viscous cycle.
Neil: mircea_popescu: Seems I was right - bitbet gives you weight based on when bitbet processes the bet, not when the bet went in the blockchain... which is not good for extended downtime
pizzaman1337: 2 days isn't much of a sample size though, is it?
herbijudlestoids: similar formation to the 1 tick returns i plotted yesterday, seems like there is plenty of room for speculators
herbijudlestoids: pizzaman1337: all i got so far :) but youre right small sample size
herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: returns definitely seem to skew positively, the distribution does not show the commonly taken levy form that i usually see, more like poisson distribution
herbijudlestoids: i want to construct some kind of benchmark index from the different assets and use that to build information ratios etc
mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids i mean, for prices to distribute normally it'd mean there;s not much meta activity going on
azi`: does anyone happen to have any experience with cryptostocks.com?
azi`: mircea_popescu: why is it?
herbijudlestoids: anyway these are just play charts until more data comes, just to get myself familiar with ingesting it and processing it...
pankkake: CipherTrade, CryptoTrade, CryptoStocks
azi`: so much of these sites these days
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mircea_popescu: there's tons of other stuff, this one is funny because the guy running it pretty much stole each and every possible way.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00584957 = 0.2983 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: lol i see goat is putting a lot of effort into perhaps a comeback.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.04534966 = 0.4081 BTC [-] {2}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.24310363 = 0.4862 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 23 @ 0.03200207 = 0.736 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 22 @ 0.03200182 = 0.704 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 55 @ 0.02687298 = 1.478 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.02511116 = 0.3767 BTC [-] {2}
herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: if the trading volume of MPex picks up considerably, will you still be streaming orders via assbot?
jurov: herbijudlestoids: assbot already aggregates orders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04899989 = 0.245 BTC [+]
jurov: at least on his chan
jurov: but #assets-trades could get into trouble cuz flooding