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[]bot: Bet placed: 55 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 86(Y):14(N) by coin, 88(Y):12(N) by weight. Total bet: 1234.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,792.
artifexd: ^ damn...
[]bot: Bet placed: 17 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1251.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,789.
mircea_popescu: that thing's pretty heavy by now huh
moiety: good night all :]
mircea_popescu: nn
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/hai-sictir-timisoaro/
assbot: Hai sictir, Timisoaro! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla pls to replace BTC with #BTC and Bitcoin with #Bitcoin in all stuff output on twitter by @bitbetsbets
mircea_popescu: apparently it matters.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.43508169 = 5.221 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: i added # to BTC so now its not a valid currency
kakobrekla: but other than that, i dunno where can i put more hash.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen mike_c
gribble: mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 hours, 57 minutes, and 2 seconds ago: <mike_c> because they are using macs? agreed.
mircea_popescu: lol moar hash!
mircea_popescu: good enough
mircea_popescu: o hai
mike_c: hola
[]bot: Bet created: Cristiano Ronaldo FIFA 2014 World Cup Golden Ball (http://bitbet.us/bet/856/)
mircea_popescu: i was just thinking "i've not seen btcalpha in the feed in a while"
mike_c: mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track.
[]bot: Bet created: Neuer to win 2014 FIFA World Cup Golden Glove (http://bitbet.us/bet/857/)
mircea_popescu: is it ?
mircea_popescu is a totally clueless general manager
mike_c: lot sizes and fees and yadda yadda yadda
artifexd: Adding the # to BTC breaks my bot. :(
mircea_popescu: hm
mircea_popescu: omg dependency hell!!1
mircea_popescu: artifexd why ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c i agree, fees are complicating matters should be waved!
mike_c: heh. srsly.
artifexd: Because I need to pull the amount and side out of the tweet. Thus regex.
artifexd: r := regexp.MustCompile("([0-9\\.]+) #?BTC on '([Yy]es|[Nn]o)'")
artifexd: ^ the fix
mircea_popescu: :p
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00089283 = 17.678 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://24.media.tumblr.com/60cef74f43ed1b33f9ce451edfcefc6a/tumblr_n41hgrGdIS1twusc6o1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: might have something to do with the fact that white people actually did shit.
kakobrekla: <mike_c> mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track. < yes, and im not too happy about that.
mike_c: profit = rand()
kakobrekla: rand()*rand() actually!
artifexd: You need a rand() that can return a negative number. ;)
mircea_popescu: no he doesn't
kakobrekla: the - is hardcoded.
mircea_popescu: stop teaching him sin
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu do you have time for a gpg question?
mircea_popescu: sure
thestringpuller: how does one secure a public keyring...
mircea_popescu: since nell mentioned it, http://www.firstprinciplesjournal.com/articles.aspx?article=871
assbot: First Principles - Straussianism
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller you mean secure their keyring ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: like for a service
thestringpuller: that was extremely terse my apologies lemme refraze
thestringpuller: for instance a service that uses gpg to auth, the database that correlates user identity to public key
mircea_popescu: any keyserver does this.
thestringpuller: surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server for incoming public keys of new users...
thestringpuller: or are you saying just "defacto keyserver software"
mike_c: mpex doesn't correlate user identity to a key
mircea_popescu: wait what
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller im simply saying that it needs no particular security measures, it's like a blog-level concern.
mircea_popescu: mike_c then how does it work ?!
mike_c: what correlation is there? the key is the identity.
thestringpuller: hmmm
mike_c: mayhaps i'm confused.
thestringpuller: but that identity correlates to an account balance
thestringpuller: among other things
mircea_popescu: mike_c so if the key is the identity then the key correlates to the identity :D
thestringpuller: that relationship should be protected methinks
mircea_popescu: why
mike_c: in my understanding a keyserver is entirely unnecessary. you create an account with a key. if you can sign with that key, you're you. and that's all you need to know.
thestringpuller: whoa
thestringpuller: oh**
mircea_popescu: well yes.
mircea_popescu: mpex has precious little to do with this tho. guy wanted to secure the relationship between publeys and identities. i pointed out that any one keyserver out there has this relationship, and "securing" it is nonsensical.
thestringpuller: that's the reason why security isn't a concern
thestringpuller: i guess I misunderstood the problem ~_~
mike_c: yes, i was responding to: <+thestringpuller> surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server
thestringpuller: the relationship between the keys and their "info"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up the20year1
the20year1: joy
mircea_popescu: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-joy-of-teen-sex
assbot: The Joy of Teen Sex - Channel 4
thestringpuller: i used to watch that
cazalla: looks like http://bitbet.us/bet/832/difficulty-at-block-302-400-over-10-billion/ edging towards a yes, shame more people didn't bet no :\
assbot: BitBet - Difficulty at block 302,400 over 10 billion :: 0.05 B (11%) on Yes, 0.43 B (89%) on No | closed 6 days 2 hours ago
mircea_popescu: 10
mircea_popescu: 10:1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: dead tonight
joecool: really? check the volume, we on a rally
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell mircea_popescu Devtome isn't a person, it's the devcoin equivalent of mining. Checking the edit history some user called whoisthelorax is behind the altcoin pre-insta-mine investigation page
gribble: The operation succeeded.
thestringpuller: joecool: rally on what?
thestringpuller: oh the price
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 460.33, Best ask: 462.11, Bid-ask spread: 1.78000, Last trade: 462.11, 24 hour volume: 7930.34253382, 24 hour low: 442.18, 24 hour high: 464.91, 24 hour vwap: 452.057615455
thestringpuller: ah so I see
thestringpuller: joecool: i was talking about the channel, just seems vacant tonight ~_~ maybe it's my timezone
thestringpuller: where is fluffypony
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 462.0, vol: 7941.27952453 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 447.33, vol: 4673.7201 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 459.67, vol: 5548.88972157 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 15.78775016 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 452.3666, vol: 1562.18600000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 458.79572, vol: 1.14219748 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 447.948858, vol: 34.17679148 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 457.088483979
[]bot: Bet placed: 5.39968 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1256.50837404 BTC. Current weight: 80,738.
BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/05/armys-new-training-shooter-makes-out-of-shape-soldiers-look-fat/?comments=1&post=26872441#comment-26872441
assbot: Armys new training shooter makes out of shape soldiers look fat | Ars Technica
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00089312 = 10.0476 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.00089214 = 11.6424 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00089507 = 12.9338 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26350 @ 0.00089177 = 23.4981 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: artifexd what?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00089126 = 10.0712 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: thestringpuller: here
fluffypony: was asleep
jurov: anyone can guess when mp will be on?
jurov: someone just deposited to coinbr even more than fluffy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00089367 = 6.3004 BTC [+]
jurov: guess i'd rather try to sell something and shuffle the cxbtc around
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20559 @ 0.00089051 = 18.308 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 686 @ 0.00088945 = 0.6102 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.0902903 = 0.3612 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0386 = 0.1158 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 30 @ 0.03814555 = 1.1444 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 77 @ 0.03779584 = 2.9103 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/secure-wallet-extension-kryptokit-disappears-chrome-browsers/ the joy of auto updating software
assbot: Secure Wallet Extension KryptoKit Disappears from Chrome Browsers
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Also the joys of pointless dependencies.
BingoBoingo: Any news on this supposed Litecoin 51% attack?
pankkake: http://www.reddit.com/r/litecoin/comments/25obk1/coinotroncom_control_nearly_50_of_the_overall/ is that it?
assbot: Coinotron.com Control nearly 50% of the overall Hashrate of Litecoin : litecoin
pankkake: someone with >50% isn't necesarrily an "attack"
pankkake: and here I was told litecoin was MORE DECENTRALIZED!!!
pankkake: https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc7258.txt
moiety: morning manul fans
fluffypony: morning moiety
BingoBoingo: Moring moiety
BingoBoingo: How are the phones?
moiety: no calls yesterday but a couple IMs
moiety: one guy asked me to exchange paypal to btc lol
fluffypony: hah hah
moiety: how are you all?
fluffypony: good
fluffypony: feeling a bit sluggish today
fluffypony: need to knock out my blog post on the support line
fluffypony: :-P
Naphex: been feeling like that all week
Naphex: ;/
pankkake: been feeling like that all year
Naphex: must be somethin in the air ;]
moiety: i feel really groggy this morning too
moiety: BingoBoingo: did you know there was a cat version of the corgi? http://i.imgur.com/9pp8Ji4.jpg and it has an epic name - munchkin
BingoBoingo: moiety: I've seen a couple of those.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 349 @ 0.00083991 = 0.2931 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.44582152 = 9.8081 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 9 @ 0.09029048 = 0.8126 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4460001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 301 @ 0.00085322 = 0.2568 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: interesting how they chose pics where the cat has a lead on but the dog doesn't
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
fluffypony: Naphex: around?
moiety: i think the sex weeks flat is borked. both the charge nurse and consultant i worked for have retired since i left last year, so no reference. :[
fluffypony: :(
fluffypony: I'll give you a reference for the work you're currently doing
moiety: thanks, that's awful kind but it was more a character reference as on paper im not working. you know? i'm not quite sure what to do. i have a friend that owns a company but hes off in london atm
moiety: he went to the tesla showroom and got a testdrive lol
fluffypony: I can write a character reference
fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce"
Apocalyptic: heh
moiety: LOL well im not sure if he could turn me down after that
Naphex: o/
punkman: moiety: you moving?
moiety: trying to
fluffypony: Naphex: prv?
punkman: that reference bullshit in the UK is so annoying
moiety: have a deadline to be out of here and i found a nice place just having a few creases to iron
moiety: i know, and i finally found someone thats ok with me not working AND ok with the cats which has been a problem so far
moiety: to get the flat im in i had to get 2 references, give 3 months of bank statements and a letter from my work
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21350 @ 0.00088919 = 18.9842 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: a nice fat deposit usually helps
moiety: oh yeah that too. same as the first months rent, so like 2 months in advance. im getting help with that bit though
punkman: nobody asks for refs/etc around here, I met a guy recently that has stiffed like 20 different landlords for 3+ months of rent
moiety: wow
pankkake: but can they throw out someone for not paying?
moiety: they can here
punkman: no idea, they don't do contracts usually so that complicates things
moiety: the good thing here now is your deposit is held by a third party so they can't keep it when you leave
punkman: this guy just convinces them he'll pay it off next month, next month, next month ...
punkman: then packs up and leaves
moiety: does he not mind moving so much? this is killing me with panic
pankkake: I've had much less things to prove to get a loan than to rent. banker guy was all "shut up and take my money"
pankkake: yeah, I hate moving. so much stuff to move too
kakobrekla: stay at home kids.
moiety: i have very little as everything got destroyed at my last place, but i really don't want to lose the stuff i've gathered over the past year, or the cats
punkman: moiety, took me like 6 months to get a deposit back from an asshat UK agent.
moiety: my deposit from here is probably gone, i don't care about that. just as long as i sort out a new roof, i'll be happy
kakobrekla: your stuff got destroyed?
kakobrekla: was it the cats? :)
punkman: how did you destroy the roof?
moiety: lol no i lived with an idiot who didn't like me leaving
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 72 @ 0.03789145 = 2.7282 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20827 @ 0.00088929 = 18.5212 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 750 @ 0.00018034 = 0.1353 BTC [-] {9}
pankkake: :/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 70 @ 0.02165018 = 1.5155 BTC [-] {13}
moiety: fresh starts are good though, you can do whatever you want to :D
moiety: and things are only things, you could lose them all in a fire ir whatever anyways
punkman: have you considered packing the cats in a suitcase and getting on a plane?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.455 = 0.91 BTC [+]
moiety: where to? i think the costs of setting up elsewhere are more than the costs of moving here when youre not working
punkman: lots of nice places in Europe, could probably find something cheaper than your current rent
punkman: but I've only been to expensive parts of UK, so I don't know
moiety: the place ive seen is the same rent as current flat but it somuch nicer.. and has heating. just because its not in the city
moiety: i don't even know how people that don't have huge paying jobs survive in london
punkman: as MP said, UK is a shithole
moiety: i had dual nationality at one point, that would be epic to still have
BingoBoingo: !up skinnkavaj
BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: What is happening to Litecoin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02200223 = 0.44 BTC [+]
punkman: moiety, if you want a reference point, 200eur/month could get you a 60m^2 1-bedroom with a private yard for the cats to run around, on some sunny mediterranean island.
Naphex: but no mcdonalds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.455 BTC [+]
Naphex: or starbax
punkman: why not
moiety: is that not another plus point Naphex lol
Naphex: if it has mcdonalds and starbucks rent is 400:)
pankkake: but why :|
pankkake: I get starbucks = hipsters with too much money
pankkake: maybe macdonalds = poor people who keep making bad decisions
moiety: coffee you make at home is nicer than starbucks anyways
Naphex: maybe
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo o ic
mircea_popescu: moiety i've been to places that make better coffee than anything brewed at hgome tho
moiety: i bet they weren't starbucks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.455 = 1.365 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: certainly not.
mircea_popescu: btw, let's remind : http://trilema.com/2014/the-practical-sexuality-cryptograph/
assbot: The practical sexuality cryptograph pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14578 @ 0.00089055 = 12.9824 BTC [+]
dub: get one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_coffee_maker
assbot: Vacuum coffee maker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
kakobrekla: nah, caffeine powder IV
Naphex: there we go
mircea_popescu: why not snort it
dub: the idea of going to a starbucks is offends me
mircea_popescu: why not lick it off vulvas or drip it in you eyes
mircea_popescu: for crying out loud, people and the passion for exoticism
dub: s/is/
mircea_popescu: dub you woke up late and the bar was all out of regular english, got stuck with esl ?
dub: i have a brain finger disconnect
Naphex: sounds pretty bad
Naphex: how are you able to type?;o
fluffypony: needs alcohol to fix?
mircea_popescu: powdered ?
fluffypony: of course
fluffypony: and sniffed off the voluptuous buttocks of a Romanian hooker
BingoBoingo: "Vircurex is not the issuer of the vircurex asset on NXT decentralized asset exchange.
BingoBoingo: Our shares are only listed on cryptostocks.com. The asset issuer on the NXT decentralized assetexchange is not associated with us in any ways. "
BingoBoingo: ^ lulz
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: decentralized exchanges ftw.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 35 @ 0.02210011 = 0.7735 BTC [+]
fluffypony: special
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 90 @ 0.02210011 = 1.989 BTC [+]
jurov: maybe i should look into offering mpex passthroughs with tentative backing
jurov: (since no one knows what tentative is)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.02210011 = 0.1547 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: mircea_popescu: do you have access to deposits atm?
mircea_popescu: in a little bit yeah.
chetty: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-20/china-suspends-cybersecurity-cooperation-with-u-s-after-charges.html
assbot: China Halts Cybersecurity Cooperation After U.S. Spying Charges - Bloomberg
chetty: “Success in the global marketplace should be based solely on a company’s ability to innovate and compete, not on a sponsor government’s ability to spy and steal business secrets,” U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said yesterday, emphasizing that U.S. surveillance and spying is not used for commercial purposes.
mircea_popescu: so that's the fucking end of us intel then.
chetty: hopefully
mircea_popescu: this is two strikes for obama in one year.
penguirker: New blog post: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-05-20
assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!
mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're sanctioning ukraine" "here's 20bn in Ts. shut up and suck the cock"
chetty: lmao, a lot more than that
mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're going to indict chinese army officers. we, the people that regularly smuggle our own personnbel oiut of allies' countries to avoid prosecution for dui"
mircea_popescu: china goes "eh get fucked". obviously.
mircea_popescu: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-vanity-project << here, this is Miss Columbia, avatar of the contemporary United States.
assbot: The Vanity Project - Exhibitionist & Voyeur - Literotica.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00081127 = 0.1623 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00421608 = 1.054 BTC [-] {6}
Naphex: hmm
Naphex: Google suddenly shows my account with a tottaly different name
Naphex: wtf
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 19 @ 0.03776001 = 0.7174 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: you got hijacked
Naphex: nah
Naphex: its something with google
Naphex: or they are mitming me, this is awkward as hell. i'm logged in with my usermail, yet in google adwords it shows me logged as prrdublin@gmail.com
Naphex: also shows my change history as prrdublin@gmail.com
Naphex: i have no idea what that email is
Naphex: o.O;
mircea_popescu: hijacked.
fluffypony empties Naphex's bank accounts
jurov: one deposit is there, thx
jurov: laterz
mircea_popescu: !up kdomanski
Naphex: check this out https://i.imgur.com/6mcpFvm.png
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Sebastian_JKT/status/468672480132202496
assbot: If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. -Mark Twain
Naphex: my connection is clean, and it is comming from goog servers
Naphex: not mitmded
Naphex: prrdublin@gmail.com not my email at all ;O and those were my edits
fluffypony: Naphex yeah, probably just a bork in Google's server
Naphex: thats quite a bork:o
mircea_popescu: yo umean to tell me their mongodb had a failure which went unnoticed and assigned part of your data to someonme else ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.46367248 = 1.8547 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: "your data to someone else" was there before the failure
Naphex: in preferences it shows my email set as prrdublin, although no such address is even alowed access
Naphex: just shows me as a different guy
Naphex: wtf
BingoBoingo: What do you expect from a service named after a sound an infant might make?
mircea_popescu: Naphex twist : maybe you are a different guy
mircea_popescu: naphex just discovered his split personality disorder
Naphex: lol
BingoBoingo: Or Naphex has been in a fugue state the whole time.
mircea_popescu: before you make too much noise, check out alt-you's gf
mircea_popescu: maybe she's hot.
Naphex: my paranoid mind might me thing its a google stealth access to my mail, and adwords listed the alias
Naphex: as logged in
mircea_popescu: Naphex it'd be known if this were the case.
mircea_popescu: prrdublin isn't
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/niubi/status/468661635461038080
assbot: Hong Kong Crypto Currency Exchange HKCEx Collapses with Founding Team Suspected Fled http://t.co/M9GZplFbvy via /feedly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.14 = 0.7 BTC [-]
chetty: NSA tech probably fat fingered his keyboard
Naphex: Logging in and out still the same, only in adwords
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhQLer9IUAAsKiG.jpg
Naphex: oh well
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/tudorcutus/status/468717853609582592 << apparently BingoBoingo missed one out
assbot: Hai sictir, Timisoaro! http://t.co/Ii0Z1fCPWR
chetty: http://www.weather.com/video/cute-alert-hamster-vs-mini-burrito-48724?
mircea_popescu: aww
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.46486248 = 7.4378 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46793245 = 1.4038 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.47999807 = 3.36 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.479999 BTC [+]
moiety: !! thats epic
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The Argentina thing has been public knowledge for quite some time.
moiety: also, i can't get off this site now. http://www.weather.com/video/meet-the-awesome-half-dog-46363?collid=/video-minutes/melt
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo why, cause i sorta-hinted alsmot-said-so ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nao, if BitBet could keep bets open a decade...
fluffypony: "You never know which way the colossus with clay feet is going to collapse." <- that's quite Biblical of you
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, these logs.
mircea_popescu: i am quite flattered, mind you. to appreciate it : consider that most bitbet delivery bets to date went along the lines of "X company will sort-of do what owner said, within sorta timeframe he indicated"
mircea_popescu: and most came out No, even so.
fluffypony: BingoBoingo: can you imagine..."Bitcoin to surpass $500 000 by January 2024"
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: fluffypony experimentally, people want bets about 6 months out.
mircea_popescu: the berkshiore bet, in spite of huge pot tension, wallowed for 2 months
mircea_popescu: only now, 9 out, is it startingto see action.
BingoBoingo: Yeah, 3 - 9 months is the typical range
mircea_popescu: yup
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.479999 = 1.92 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it is biologically fascinating this, too
mircea_popescu: the longest time horizon matches the gestation period.
BingoBoingo: http://veridicalsystems.com/blog/of-money-responsibility-and-pride/
assbot: Speeds and Feeds › Of Money, Responsibility, and Pride
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 85 @ 0.03764058 = 3.1994 BTC [-] {3}
Naphex: fiat responsability is stupid :) burn it
Naphex: just make sure you make more then you spend hehe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437 = 0.1442 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "I haven’t finished entering all of them to get an exact total, but all those donations together come to about US$9,000. "
mircea_popescu: they've beating the wrong bush, obviously.
mircea_popescu: openbsd did about 10x better than them, and for very good reasons.
mircea_popescu: not just the dorks in charge of these foundations, but everyone everywhere needs to get this through their thick skulls already : you talk to the elites.
BingoBoingo: I actually followed danielpbarron and went through with ordering the CD's and a book
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437715 = 0.1444 BTC [+]
danielpbarron: :D
danielpbarron: what book?
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Absolute OpenBSD 2nd edition, the Micheal W. Lucas book.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 159 @ 0.00437742 = 0.696 BTC [+] {2}
chetty: <moiety> also, i can't get off this site now. http://www.weather.com/video/meet-the-awesome-half-dog-46363?collid=/video-minutes/melt << srry bout that, its a bit addictive for sure
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00439999 = 0.2948 BTC [+]
Naphex: "Just wanted to say thank you. I posted a picture of my sons first birthday cake over in r/baking. bitcoincollegefundgu donated to his college fund. I had no idea you guys existed until tonight. This community seems awesome. Thank you so much for investing in my little man."
mircea_popescu: lol k
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 139 @ 0.00440661 = 0.6125 BTC [+] {3}
moiety: chetty: no complaints here! it's brilliant lol
moiety: omg there is an r/baking?
BingoBoingo: This bet could get very interesting http://bitbet.us/bet/854/brock-pierce-to-resign-at-btc-foundation/
assbot: BitBet - Brock Pierce to resign at BTC Foundation :: 0.16 B (2%) on Yes, 10.08 B (98%) on No | closing in 3 months 1 week| weight: 97`397 (100`000 to 1)
fluffypony: wait what
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=616575.0
assbot: GIF - Leancuisine's Gambling Investment Fund
BingoBoingo: Suppose Sinbad appears out of obscurity with Emilio Esteves and they accuse Brock Pierce of molesting them.
fluffypony: there's now an IPO where you can give someone money
fluffypony: for them to gamble with it
fluffypony: on Playtin and JustDice
Naphex: Stakeing
mircea_popescu: fluffypony this is not news. in point of fact : one week before glbse collapsed, there was a guy who created a gambling mining fund.
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: ie, people give him btc, he buys miners, which he uses to mine, the proceeds he uses to buy canadian lottery tickets
fluffypony: LOL!
mircea_popescu: this was an actual thing
fluffypony: no man, that's the bottom end of retardation.
Naphex: :)))
Naphex: lOL
mircea_popescu: mpoe-pr called him the bottom of retardation
mircea_popescu: he called her mean
mircea_popescu: the forum agreed.
fluffypony: that she was mean?
mircea_popescu: also clearly mp fud against his competitor
mircea_popescu: because in their mind glbse was somehow competing.
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: I don't know why everyone insists that criticism be handed to them on a fluffy white pillow
artifexd: fluffy white pony
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02169116 = 0.1952 BTC [-] {4}
fluffypony: lol artifexd
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.0216 = 0.1944 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0216 = 0.216 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14222 @ 0.00089055 = 12.6654 BTC [+]
chetty: fluffypony, a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
fluffypony: chetty: or a smack to the back of the head, whichever comes first?
chetty: the smack tends to work a lot better
fluffypony agrees
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}
fluffypony: we should IPO the SmackTastic Back of Head Smacker
chetty: isnt that mpex?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}
fluffypony: with hanbot off the forums...no :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.0223994 = 0.1568 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.03247596 = 0.3572 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03262499 = 0.261 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.82124719 BTC for No on "ATC to reach block 50000 on time (http://bitbet.us/bet/812/)". Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 24(Y):76(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.19622719 BTC. Current weight: 74,209.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 458.75, vol: 11554.54586435 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 446.405, vol: 9021.25963 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 458.58, vol: 7886.38675067 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 43.96600715 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 453.959982, vol: 2863.21550000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 454.58474, vol: 6.83839247 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 457.6134, vol: 48.08295944 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 454.719010711
kakobrekla: (1 more message) = 16 char
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.09099998 = 0.364 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: 454.719010711 = 13 char
kakobrekla: fun.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.091 = 0.182 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it is isnt it ?
chetty: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/children_shealth/10839063/Sex-change-drugs-to-be-offered-to-nine-year-olds.html
assbot: Sex change drugs 'to be offered to nine-year-olds' - Telegraph
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0385 = 0.1925 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03324749 = 0.133 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re your earlier openssl link : http://trilema.com/2014/the-public-burning-of-bob-beck/
assbot: The public burning of Bob Beck pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: with thanks, it came in exactly right
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0044 = 0.1452 BTC [-]
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/the-sharp-friar-and-the-golden-jew-discuss-your-options/
assbot: The sharp friar and the golden jew discuss your options pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=616980.0
assbot: 45TH Giganto Miner!
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Have they really never acknowledged your salvation since the event?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03246908 = 0.3247 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.0320151 = 0.2881 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.03200633 = 0.6401 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: link me.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.095 = 4.75 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/bob_beck/status/458328985500258304
assbot: No funding has come from /bsdfund to OpenBSD in recent memory (8 years?) Even when the project was in peril. /hashtag/OpenBSD?src=hash /hashtag/OpenSSL?src=hash /hashtag/LibreSSL?src=hash
mircea_popescu: that it ?
BingoBoingo: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/contributors.html
assbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation
BingoBoingo: ^
mircea_popescu: i thought you were asking about "salvation" specifically.
BingoBoingo: Ah, yeah. I'm just looking at this Bob Beck guy's stuff. That tweet just made me realize how unsaveble he is as a "fundraiser"
mircea_popescu: he's not/
mircea_popescu: it's a profession, like any other. irrespective what the desocialised think of the things they suck at / don't understand.
BingoBoingo: It's why silicon valley can even kill good ideas with poor executions
BingoBoingo: code doesn't keep the lights on and bills paid
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: jurov et all : mpex deposits flushed.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most shocking case of this problem (which is otherwise well understood and well documented), by very far the worst i actually saw in bitcoin
mircea_popescu: there was a necrodearia/mizerydearia character active 2009-2011ish, the utter epitome of it. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: one'd prolly be well served by reading the totality of that guy's productions. if one were a psychiatrist.
BingoBoingo: I might have to dig around.
pankkake: I actually had some contact with him! he was running the early Gentoo overlay
mircea_popescu: i think so yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03325 = 0.3325 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=55565.0
assbot: mizerydearia's obnoxious health escapade
mircea_popescu: "Our excellent support staff of 1 is waiting to take your call and assist you!" lol
fluffypony: :-P
fluffypony: just wait till we get a 2nd person, it'll be curtains then
mircea_popescu: lol chgeck that out, pankkake's aggregator actually list comments count too
mircea_popescu: splendid
BingoBoingo: http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/bob-beck/5/2a2/157
pankkake: "I have, however, the visits were uneventful, unhelpful and unproductive. The last visit with a doctor at a hospital in Wisconsin consumed much of my time trying to convince me that my issue was a psychological disorder and that any other issue (e.g. bugs, bacteria, fungii, etc) is not something that the doctor or anyone at the hospital could treat and that any blood test work they would pursue would not test for anything relating to that."
pankkake: you know, this happened to me this year
pankkake: and I was right
pankkake: the doctors FUCKING WRONG
mircea_popescu: pankkake no argument, but the guy has serious mental issues, irrespective of that side point.
pankkake: especially this one asshole who wanted me to take antidepressants
mircea_popescu: "I suffer from constant nibble-like sensations that seem to come from nowhere or maybe bacterial or fungal or other microbial spores?"
mircea_popescu: you can tell from his recursive speech patterns
pankkake: lol
mircea_popescu: "I'll keep this short and simple, and no, I'm not asking for any help, assistance or anything, because I fucking (profanity used as implication of seriousness if it can even be evaluated as such) despise greed..."
mircea_popescu: you see, the guy has been trained to... analyze
mircea_popescu: so he analyzes
mircea_popescu: everything
mircea_popescu: why did he say everything ?
mircea_popescu: why did and not had ?
mircea_popescu: why not had ?
mircea_popescu: why why ?
mircea_popescu: why why why ?
mircea_popescu: etc.
mircea_popescu: "I believe the lack of helpfulness and the persistance of psychological disorder is merely an effort related to the corruption (laziness and/or greed?) of industry, especially relative to the minimal or lack of monetary or other forms of wealth in which I am not worthy or valuable enough to receive related health treatments, inspections or other efforts to combat my particular health issue. "
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=372.msg3099#msg3099
assbot: Seeking Funding or Hosting
mircea_popescu: i mean... hey, am I going to be corrupted ? specifically, by laziness ? by greed ?
mircea_popescu: am i in cahoots with "the industry" ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo find the one where he asks for someone to pay for his lunch at some wisconsin shithole, and goes into all the perverse detail about how exactly the person is required to call and why that is
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'll link it when I find it.
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=56108.0
assbot: Plz livestream The Good Wife
pankkake: lol
mircea_popescu: https://gitorious.org/health-journal/mizerydearia/source/4171724610a3d3f432457fc46063a0990928c096:journal/2012.03
assbot: journal/2012.03 in health-journal/mizerydearia:master - Gitorious
mircea_popescu: if anyone was ever curious what mental health professionals read.
mircea_popescu: that's about standard fare. marginally subclinical nutty.
pankkake: no activity after 2012 anywhere, it seems
mircea_popescu: either getting help, being medicated out of his mind, being used as a cumrag in some us prison or else you know... writing the new bitcoin.
pankkake: wrong, some pushes in sep 2013, much after the last health journal commit
BingoBoingo: Doesn't read as subclinical, reads like a candidate for http://www.crazymeds.us/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Meds/Risperdal
assbot: Risperdal (risperidone) Overview | The Good, the Bad & the Funny of these Crazy Meds
artifexd: moiety: Are you keeping your activity log somewhere besides http://bitcoinassetsreception.wordpress.com/ ?
assbot: #Bitcoin-Assets Reception | Activity Log
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i come from the romanian psychopathology tradition, pre 1990.
mircea_popescu: this is subclinical.
moiety: i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, in the states having a Von Neuman machine for a brain is a clinical condition here.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most a communist era doctor'd have done for this would have been 6 months' workcamp
mircea_popescu: i do believe it's the correct recommendation too.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, i very much doubt this is schizoid. the patient's much too young and too much of the expected tableau is missing.
mircea_popescu: some offshot of obsessive-compulsive prolly
BingoBoingo: Oh, we love throwing antipsychotics as OCD and aspies here.
BingoBoingo: *at
mircea_popescu: as best as anyone can discern they're unrelated tho
BingoBoingo: Well, it shuts them up.
pankkake: BingoBoingo: until the day they get a gun
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Sure.
BingoBoingo: But that's what Obama wants anyways.
BingoBoingo: It was a trend that got quashed just a few years ago where antipsychotics were really popular in nursing homes for dementia
BingoBoingo: American Healthcare is like bitcointalk. Outcomes aren't as important as pissing money away.
artifexd: moiety: Cool. Thanks.
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=49826.msg593083#msg593083
assbot: update: casascius.COM is GOOD but casascius.NET is EVIL / FRAUD / SCAM / 1%
mircea_popescu: !up ArsKisS
ArsKisS: thx
mircea_popescu: yw
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=40934.msg569049#msg569049
assbot: Exchange accidentally sent 512 bitcoins after coding error
mircea_popescu: (half a dollars' worth at the time)
mircea_popescu: anyway, for the innocent, intersango was the allegedly legit business of taaki, strateman and co
mircea_popescu: before the bitcoinica scamsultancy
mircea_popescu: anyway, good link to show the derpy that irc was where it was at, in 2011 too. they just didn't know about it then either.
kakobrekla: back when btc was fiddy bux i once got a 10k deposit on bitstamp processed twice
kakobrekla: after reporting, i got back 'thanks, there arent many honest people left around'
kakobrekla: yeah, they certainly arent.
pankkake: !b3
assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3S3HDMQ.txt )
pankkake: !b 3 ✂︎
pankkake: bleh :(
assbot: Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1SXFRT4.txt )
pankkake: !b 6 ✂︎
kakobrekla: you forgot n++
mircea_popescu: Best Known for
mircea_popescu: Leaky tits. Young or old, male or female, anyone taking Risperdal, especially more than 4mg a day, has a good chance of lactating.
mircea_popescu: ahahaha bloody fucking hell wtf is this
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It hit blocks dopamine AND stimulates prolactin
pankkake: how many milking fetishists faking symptoms to get the drug?
mircea_popescu: this is like the harem drug. cuts the rage of disphoria and makes tits leak
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many cases does the shah of brunei buy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.11082846 = 0.7758 BTC [+] {7}
mircea_popescu: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-04-22 << is this currently the cannonical "why #bitcoin-assets rules" write-up ?
assbot: What I enjoy about #bitcoin-assets
fluffypony: yeah I couldn't find one, so I wrote one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03839 = 0.7678 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: it's how it's supposed to work.
pankkake: ;;google irc yeshiva
gribble: IRC Yeshiva | When Bitcoin Met Pete: <http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/03/17/irc-yeshiva/>; Biting Into The WoT Elephant (And IRC Nicknames) | When Bitcoin ...: <http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/03/31/biting-into-the-wot-elephant-and-irc-nicknames/>; IRC Got Me Spinnin' | When Bitcoin Met Pete: <http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/02/22/irc-got-me-spinnin/>
mircea_popescu: pankkake but that was march
rithm: Nobody is wrong. Everybody is wrong.
mircea_popescu: one a month neh ?
fluffypony: rithm: I didn't want to say "Nobody is wrong. Except rithm."
BingoBoingo: Well, there's the other side effects to consider.
fluffypony: so I thought I'd keep it general :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 15 @ 0.0384 = 0.576 BTC [+]
rithm is wrong and i like it
fluffypony is sexy and I like it
rithm: i miss atlas sometimes or one of his permutations
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: was he ever on irc even ?
dub: indeed
mircea_popescu: i must have missed this
dub: manueldeortego or something was the last nick i can remember
mircea_popescu: o no wait
mircea_popescu: fuck of course i didn't miss it.
mircea_popescu: i just... forgot atlas!!
mircea_popescu: ;;seen EmanuelDeOrtego
gribble: EmanuelDeOrtego was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 37 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <EmanuelDeOrtego> I'll do it in the morning then.
mircea_popescu: arguing with eskimobob back then lawl.
mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/7B6qJ5wV slice of life (aug 2012)
assbot: Aug 18 16:38:35 <projectshifter>i didn't realize investments were really going - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:12:16 <MoneyIsDebt>saying he'll release all at once might be an attempt to bring the btc price down
mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:24:35 <boonies4u>mircea_popescu: if I was a hacker, I would bet for myself
mircea_popescu: all teh people
mircea_popescu: ;;seen maximian
gribble: maximian was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 16 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 26 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <maximian> mircea_popescu: the pic that wired selected for that openbsd article is hilarious
mircea_popescu: ;;seen copumpkin
gribble: copumpkin was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <copumpkin> thanks
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Gladamas
gribble: Gladamas was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 29 weeks, 1 day, 20 hours, 40 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <Gladamas> http://phys.org/news/2012-10-real-physicists-method-universe-simulation.html
dub: ;;seen gmaxwell
gribble: gmaxwell was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 29 weeks, 4 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <gmaxwell> thestringpuller: because he's nice for ten minute spans of time, and evades the bans and not everone knows about this BS.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen smickles
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 25 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 52 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <smickles> wtf bet on the price rising rather than buying more or buying an option (or similar)
dub: gmax couldnt take it without atlas here
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: what, they ended up buttbuds ?
mircea_popescu: ;;seen usagi
gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over
mircea_popescu: ;seen nefario
mircea_popescu: ;;seen mrtiggr
gribble: mrtiggr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 25 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <MrTiggr> if thats the same article i read ;)
mircea_popescu: ;seen nefario
mircea_popescu: ;;seen nefario
gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 58 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
dub: ;;seen pirateat40
gribble: pirateat40 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 39 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 11 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <pirateat40> lame
mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_4
gribble: I have not seen JWU_4.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_40
gribble: I have not seen JWU_40.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_42
gribble: JWU_42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 12 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <JWU_42> this has the potential to get very sticky
dub: that wasnt him
mircea_popescu: dub nah it wasn't. pirate was never here.
rithm: yeah Emmanueldeortego
fluffypony: JWU42 is in #electrum every day?
rithm: that's the last one i remember too
dub: im sure JWU has been here more recently
mircea_popescu: ;;seen DeaDTerra
gribble: DeaDTerra was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 40 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 19 minutes, and 24 seconds ago: <DeaDTerra> Only 6 million shares left of the IceDrill.ASIC initial batch! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=269216.msg2898310#msg2898310 purchase you share for 0.0014 BTC!
mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's per chan
kakobrekla: ;;seen jwu42
gribble: jwu42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 39 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <JWU42> that was enough for another 6 momnths
mircea_popescu: oh
rithm: ...but...but sometimes my bnc parts channels randomly
fluffypony: ja no _
rithm: i only find out months and years later that i missed something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00011655 = 0.2914 BTC [-] {9}
mircea_popescu: time for better bnc
BingoBoingo: ;;seen eskimobob
gribble: eskimobob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, 9 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <EskimoBob> no idea how executions are shown on btct
artifexd: bnc == irc bouncer?
dub: ;;seen usagi
gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over
rithm: yeah
mircea_popescu: ;;seen bearbones
gribble: bearbones was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 38 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 15 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <bearbones> dude, 20btc to join? :o
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.00011162 = 0.4465 BTC [-] {8}
mircea_popescu: ;;seen luceo
gribble: luceo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 14 weeks, 3 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <Luceo> Seals with clubs? :D
dub: ;;seen bendigo
gribble: I have not seen bendigo.
dub: ;;seen brendigo
gribble: I have not seen brendigo.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen btchero
gribble: btchero was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 26 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, and 42 seconds ago: <BTCHero> Daughter got ahold of the keyboard
dub: what was that cunts name
mircea_popescu: ;;seen rg
gribble: rg was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 22 weeks, 1 day, 17 hours, 23 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <rg> good times
mircea_popescu: ;;seen brendio ?
gribble: (seen [<channel>] <nick>) -- Returns the last time <nick> was seen and what <nick> was last seen saying. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent on the channel itself. <nick> may contain * as a wildcard.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen brendio
gribble: brendio was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 22 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours, and 5 seconds ago: <brendio> what you want?
kakobrekla: ;;seen gigavps
gribble: gigavps was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 11 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <gigavps> well, we can rule out c, i have block chain transaction to prove what i have paid
rithm: ;;seen Diablo_Mining_Corp
gribble: I have not seen Diablo_Mining_Corp.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: ;;seen obsi
gribble: obsi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 6 days, 17 hours, 55 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <Obsi> it was closed out and delisted, can't be traded from what I know
rithm: gribble needs to have historical glbse data on hand for my queries
mircea_popescu: anyone remember her ? (im pretty sure it was a chick). the smoothest ponzi operator to date
dub: ;;seen ciuciu
gribble: ciuciu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 39 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <ciuciu> Sure, bye.
rithm: i remember an OBSI asset listing
mircea_popescu: yeah. the chick was in here very softly selling it.
mircea_popescu: Sep 01 22:36:34 <assbot>GMVT-BOT [1@0.1BTC] paid: 0.00711271 BTC. Last price: 0.14 BTC. Capital gain: 0.04 BTC. Total: 0.04711271 BTC. (47.1%)
mircea_popescu: wtf assbot o.O
kakobrekla: what
mircea_popescu: ;;seen chmod755
gribble: chmod755 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 34 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <chmod755> BingoBoingo, Thank you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.472 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla format changed meanwhile ? or wut
kakobrekla: assbot still has the last share price data on hand, just gotta know the symbol to call it out
mircea_popescu: ah
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Bane_Capital
gribble: Bane_Capital was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 51 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <Bane_Capital> Much obliged.
mircea_popescu: was this mnw ?
kakobrekla: that thing that you pasted was something like profit/loss calc
mircea_popescu: !pl S.BBET
kakobrekla: current price - ipo + div
kakobrekla: or smth
mircea_popescu: !pl S.BBET 0.0001
BingoBoingo: ;;seen moiety
kakobrekla: NO.
gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 55 minutes and 40 seconds ago: <moiety> i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd
BingoBoingo: ;;seen coingenuity
gribble: coingenuity was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, 56 minutes, and 14 seconds ago: <coingenuity> mircea_popescu: there's a lot of them
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lol why so positive
kakobrekla: i think it worked on turds originally
mircea_popescu: mhm
kakobrekla: and then i took it off
rithm: http://pastebin.com/R1NitBLd
assbot: usagi - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: ;;seen rdponticelli
gribble: rdponticelli was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 32 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <rdponticelli> Again
rithm: idk what that is
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Ignatius-otc
gribble: Ignatius-otc was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 29 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <Ignatius-otc> some things never change
kakobrekla: !l glbse GMVT-BOT
assbot: Last trade for GMVT-BOT on GLBSE was at 0.13999899 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ;;seen da2ce7
gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support
dub: ;;seen gar255
gribble: I have not seen gar255.
dub: ;;seen garr255
gribble: garr255 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 6 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, and 19 seconds ago: <Garr255> !ticker btct cognitive
rithm: oh assbot has glbse historical data!
kakobrekla: IS WHAT IM SAYIN
mircea_popescu: ;;seen exahash
gribble: exahash was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and 17 seconds ago: <exahash> !pl OBSI.HRPT 1@.1
rithm: yayayayayaya
pankkake: !ticker btct cognitive
assbot: Good morning, may you serve the Lord, and may His holy dominion guide you through your dismal life.
kakobrekla: but only last.
dub: ;;seen guruvan
gribble: guruvan was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 1 week, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <guruvan> back to the orderbook spam
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla o hey that you prolly have to dump lol
kakobrekla: maaan.
kakobrekla: we have been over this before
pankkake: why it not work
pankkake: oh
mircea_popescu: ;;seen gabbynot
gribble: gabbynot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <gabbynot> Thx…interesting soap opera.
pankkake: !last btct cognitive
assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.
pankkake: well
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla my memory is modular, bits keep falling out
kakobrekla: !l btctc cog
assbot: These beans is shit.
kakobrekla: dunno
pankkake: !l btctc cognitive
assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on BTCTC was at 0.1 BTC [-]
pankkake: ah!
pankkake: !l havelock cog
assbot: Last trade for COG on HAVELOCK was at 0.00160016 BTC [-]
fluffypony: lol
pankkake: yeah.
kakobrekla: was it on glbse too?
kakobrekla: !l glbse cognitive
assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on GLBSE was at 0.575 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <gribble> I have not seen gar255. << Sep 23 01:04:58 *Garr255 has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
mircea_popescu: lies!
kakobrekla: yep
kakobrekla: 0.5 -> 0.1 -> 0.001
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla everyone still made roi hand over fist in fiat!1111
kakobrekla: hehe
dub: ;;seen tsukino
gribble: tsukino was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 15 weeks, 2 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, and 57 seconds ago: <tsukino> hi
kakobrekla: away here is your data
kakobrekla: http://dpaste.com/3VSH9MZ.txt
dub: ^usagi
BingoBoingo: !l glbse NYAN
assbot: Last trade for NYAN on GLBSE was at 0.6 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ;;seen vampireb
gribble: vampireb was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <vampireb> (reminds myself to go to gym tomorrow)
moiety: were you looking for me BingoBoingo
mircea_popescu: ;;seen markac
gribble: markac was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 30 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, 32 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <markac> mircea_popescu: http://www.juegaenlaweb.es/spectrum/
BingoBoingo: moiety: We are just probing the last things people said
BingoBoingo: ;;seen knotwork
gribble: knotwork was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 weeks, 1 day, 22 hours, 36 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <knotwork> Yeah I heard they covered the losses with money from investors. Maybe the investors didnt like that and now want to drive away all customers so the place gets no business and has to shut down
mircea_popescu: ;;seen noagendamarket
gribble: noagendamarket was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 23 weeks, 0 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <noagendamarket> lol
dub: ;;seen da2ce7
gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support
mircea_popescu: dub i did that already
BingoBoingo: ;;seen Luke-Jr
gribble: Luke-Jr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Luke-Jr> but then we realised it'd be about as big a project as Bitcoin, so dropped it and went back to Bitcoin code ;P
mircea_popescu: Aug 13 07:17:54 <noagendamarket>I regret sending Bruce Wagner the first twitter message about bitcoin :D
dub: ;;seen mollison
gribble: mollison was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 34 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 12 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <mollison> well at least i'm getting both sides of the story
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/rabite/status/468768397875216384
assbot: The government owes me 28,296 BTC. I will be filing liens upon their properties. http://t.co/CsC3Xi9Vsw
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Doffx
gribble: Doffx was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 2 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 43 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <Doffx> That will be pleanty of space then
dub: ;;seen zefir
gribble: zefir was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes, and 32 seconds ago: <zefir> Chaang: if you did that, it will be challenging to undelete them. first thing you need to do is shutting system down to prevent further write accesses
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 29 @ 0.00711995 = 0.2065 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: dub everyone!
mircea_popescu: ;;seen reeses
gribble: reeses was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 29 minutes, and 23 seconds ago: <reeses> hah
kakobrekla: ;;seen chaang-noi
gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, 14 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <Chaang-Noi> might have to sue em
kakobrekla: SUE ERRYBODY
BingoBoingo: ;;seen Ziggy9263
gribble: Ziggy9263 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 2 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Ziggy9263> I see.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen markedathome
gribble: markedathome was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 21 weeks, 5 days, 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <markedathome> I don't suppose anyone knows of how to extract private keys from the satoshidice desktop app that was around a year or so ago?
mircea_popescu: ;;seen dercoin
gribble: I have not seen dercoin.
mircea_popescu: Oct 22 22:43:41 *DerCoin has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
BingoBoingo: ;;seen Herp
gribble: I have not seen Herp.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen korbman
gribble: korbman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 41 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <Korbman> or else I wouldn't be on here haha :P
kakobrekla: lel
mircea_popescu: ;;seen BitHub
gribble: BitHub was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <BitHub> don't fall for it
dub: ;;seen Jackmaninov
gribble: Jackmaninov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 19 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <Jackmaninov> wow such trade
mircea_popescu: ;;seen bowjob
gribble: bowjob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <bowjob> lol
kakobrekla: this is getting postworthy, someone.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen topace
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 1 day, 23 hours, 48 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <topace> punkman: no, you are not right. its widely known what my name is
mircea_popescu: ;;seen imsaguy
gribble: imsaguy was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <imsaguy> ;-)
mircea_popescu: ;;seen burnside
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 42 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <burnside> lol
kakobrekla: that long eh
mircea_popescu: ;;seen Bugpowder
gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 10 weeks, 4 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 50 seconds ago: <Bugpowder> Whee... http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto
mircea_popescu: yeah huh.
dub: ;;seen clipse
gribble: clipse was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 43 weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 31 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <Clipse> is that the direction/percentage scale they use ?
dub: oldest?
mircea_popescu: and by 2013 you folks are like here already.
bitcoinpete: ola. looks like a fun game we got here
mircea_popescu: so that's that for our little passover day. lotta folks never heard from again
mircea_popescu: as the various pretend exchanges they were invested in croaked
Duffer1 raises one to the pretend exchanges to croak in 2014
bitcoinpete: so now we're in the desert for 40 years?
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/phantomcircuit/status/468770687445139456
assbot: https://t.co/RmxEbCTLR3 Throwback to the old days of /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash when /phantomcircuit counted as competent and /AmirTaaki as well spoken.
mircea_popescu: lol oops... seems phantomcircuit on twitter isn't strateman
fluffypony: lol
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce" << crucial verbage for all havelol business plans
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, i just solved the puzzle!
mircea_popescu: did the bot say so ?
danielpbarron: ya
kakobrekla: he said micro currency.
mircea_popescu: yay wd!
bitcoinpete: collisions!
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: it's crucial for our IPO for the planning of the IPO to IPO an exchange IPO on an exchange
mircea_popescu: zooke's triangle is bortkt
kakobrekla: but thanks to all the altcoins btc can no longer be classified as micro, not enough space in that cat.
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol let's just ipo the word "awesomesauce" and be done with it
fluffypony: smart idea
mircea_popescu: hey dignork can puzzlomat be altered so i can see the list of nicks that got the right answer
mircea_popescu: rather than w/e hashes it has nao
bitcoinpete: we need to raise funds for mass adoption
mircea_popescu: not enough space in that cat. << lmao
bitcoinpete: manul has enough space
bitcoinpete: and micro currency… that's good shit
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: the IPO can include the patents and trademark registration, plus a strong "merchant adoption strategy" and "dynamic userbase growth path", as well as "a drive to be included in all modern dictionaries and encyclopaedias (eg. wikipedia, wiktionary)". We can call it S.SAUCE
mircea_popescu: so in march 2013 china T holdings were 37% of its fx reserves.
mircea_popescu: this year, 32%
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03329323 = 0.1665 BTC [+]
dignork: mircea_popescu: yep, I'll add it
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/jgarzik/status/468701300910088192
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: i'm with you until the ticker. i vote for that to be a.sauce, listing using a new financial category of "awesomes
bitcoinpete: "
fluffypony: aaaah
fluffypony: a valid poijnt
bitcoinpete: the sauce just being the first
fluffypony: *point
mircea_popescu: http://t.co/ffrJrnM0eX
assbot: In Letter to Obama, Cisco CEO Complains About NSA Allegations | Re/code
fluffypony: A.SAUCE
bitcoinpete: bingo
mircea_popescu: dignork danke
bitcoinpete: then a.shit, a.times, a.dude, etc
mike_c: mircea_popescu: where'd the chinese fx reserves go? euros?
fluffypony: oh noez
fluffypony: shit just got realz
fluffypony: https://twitter.com/gavinandresen/status/468740084255047681
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ
fluffypony: justusranvier: he doesn't like you ver much
fluffypony: *very
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: cisco and chambers should just pay up if they want special treatment, neh? why bother whining to the media?
mircea_popescu: mike_c and a bevy of exotics
mircea_popescu: they hold sa rands ffs.
mike_c: heh. bet the field!
mircea_popescu: i think they just follow where their imports come
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: looks like have ourselves a duel! pistols at 6 paces!
fluffypony: heh heh
benkay: kakobrekla: mods plz
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468775720937070592
assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/verafilatova/status/468753093505867776/photo/1
assbot: Troll /walterbilas, jumping on opportunity to express his strong anti-immigration stance. Alas for him, I'm a Brit. http://t.co/ySgbaJrSiQ
kakobrekla: what do you want me to moderate benkay ?
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lol. i only hire alliance magicians
benkay: i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue.
benkay: vet/purge/dequeue
benkay: or is this mircea_popescu 's domain?
mircea_popescu: party clowns you hire out for conferences and bar-mitzvahs nao bitch about their time being wasted ?
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu benaky wants the mods to vet the bitbet queue.
mircea_popescu: gavitch, please.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lolk
kakobrekla: benkay will be done!
benkay: ty gents
mircea_popescu: http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2014/05/19/sheila-bair-tim-geithner/
assbot: Sheila Bair: Why I recommend Tim Geithner's book - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet
bitcoinpete: "But who can blame the regulators for being timid when members of both parties in Congress seem to value campaign contributions over system stability?"
bitcoinpete: "when it comes to homeowners, Tim worries about the moral hazard government relief efforts create."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0322001 = 0.161 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: "I guess I would feel better about Tim's rationalizations of the bailouts if I thought he was more committed to avoiding them in the future." << feelings!
bitcoinpete: that was a painful read
bitcoinpete: lulzier is cisco's "fog computing"
bitcoinpete: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304908304579566662320279406?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304908304579566662320279406.html
assbot: Forget 'the Cloud,' Computing's Future Is in 'the Fog' - WSJ.com
bitcoinpete: "Whereas the cloud is "up there" in the sky somewhere, distant and remote and deliberately abstracted, the "fog" is close to the ground, right where things are getting done."
mircea_popescu: more like "in the bog"
bitcoinpete: in the muck and the mire
benkay: just buy a server and rack it
benkay: in your butt
bitcoinpete: lmao
bitcoinpete: lmso
benkay: "laugh my shit out"
chetty: China Signs Non-Dollar Settlement Deal With Russia's Largest Bank
bitcoinpete: server
fluffypony: comediarrhea
BingoBoingo: Come on everyone knows big iron and system/z is the future
mircea_popescu: chetty yep
bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: what's so special about ibm's z?
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: It's huge!
BingoBoingo: Bigger computer, moar computing, right?
bitcoinpete: well, moar is moar
bitcoinpete: "On one level, asking our smart devices to, for example, send software updates to one another, rather than routing them through the cloud, could make the fog a direct rival to the cloud for some functions." << bwahaha
chetty: well staying secure in the fog should be about like staying dry in fog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02299974 = 0.23 BTC [+] {2}
bitcoinpete: chetty: it pretty much is, as with the cloud. security doesn't enter the equation
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/468581395237842945
assbot: I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night.
bitcoinpete: Mr. Wheel of Fortune
mircea_popescu: !up drgyoza
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/norabean/status/468780802268872706
assbot: Any startup people in /hashtag/Singapore?src=hash I can Couchsurf with this weekend? I'm feeling adventurous, I'll take you to dinner;).
mircea_popescu: she's reasonably hawt.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42771748 BTC to 8`548 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
drgyoza: hi mircea popescu
fluffypony: so formal
drgyoza: isn't it
fluffypony: Fluffy Pony, BBNLB, PHD, WTF, Esquire at Law
thestringpuller: fluffypony on love: don't do it
thestringpuller: jkjkjk
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.03800001 = 0.38 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: china goes "eh get fucked". obviously. << lmao
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.095 = 7.6 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/20/us-usa-politics-dsouza-idUSBREA4J0H520140520
assbot: Anti-Obama author D'Souza pleads guilty to campaign finance violation| Reuters
davout: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-05-2014#682355 <<< lol, dafuq? ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4797989 BTC [+]
rithm: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1500435/000119312514204902/d552193ds1.htm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://jezebel.com/lady-narcs-on-her-own-cat-for-bringing-home-a-bag-of-we-1578956906
assbot: Lady Narcs on Her Own Cat for Bringing Home a Bag of Weed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 27 @ 0.0381655 = 1.0305 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: fluffypony!! I'm ok for a reference now! \o/ Thank you for offering to help, I really appreciate it. BB is going to character ref me relating to the past year i've known him and i even get to use his actual actual name of rl-ness :o
BingoBoingo: https://imgur.com/gallery/Gquiy
assbot: Russian Attack Cat - Imgur
moiety: remember when i thought that was real? lol
BingoBoingo: It is real
BingoBoingo: in the way that matters
moiety: lol i wish they were that size though
BingoBoingo: Srsly, fuck jurassic park, we need bigger manuls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03770005 = 0.754 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: ok application in, cross everything and pray to Manul and try to panic as little as possible now is all i can do. thank you BB.
bitcoinpete: moiety: bon chance :)
bitcoinpete: http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2014/05/20/u-s-government-admits-using-fake-vaccination-programs-to-gather-intelligence-and-now-swears-it-wont-do-it-again/
assbot: U.S. Government Admits Using Fake Vaccination Programs to Gather Intelligence and Now Swears it Won’t Do it Again… | A Lightning War for Liberty
moiety: thanks bitcoinpete!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.46500053 = 4.65 BTC [-] {4}
Apocalyptic: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 156 Ask: 278 Last Price: 278 24h-Vol: 543k High: 280 Low: 159 VWAP: 223
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.46500001 = 9.765 BTC [-] {2}
Apocalyptic: dat spread
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.1374 = 0.687 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4797989 = 0.9596 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4699999 = 0.94 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00420075 = 0.126 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 100 @ 0.02299998 = 2.3 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: moiety what are your hours?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i had a dream last night in which you made an appearance. i was hanging out with you and your harem of women...it felt like what the medieval times would be like (hanging out with a prince)
moiety: I've got skype on whenever I am at the pc which is generally all day till early hours gmt thestringpuller. I have set a voicemail message for when i'm sleeping
thestringpuller: what is your rate?
Duffer1: has anyone called yet?
fluffypony: I have, to test the number
fluffypony: :-P
moiety: thestringpuller: i haven't thought about it actually, depends what you are looking for i guess
moiety: Duffer1: beena few contacts, couple IMs also
moiety: yeahi'm glad it was tested first fluffypony ty
chetty: 3,000 community radio stations in #Thailand off air following army martial law decree
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4644 @ 0.00011842 = 0.5499 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03318985 = 0.1991 BTC [-] {6}
thestringpuller: moiety if you have bandwidth for private contracts, I need some similar secretarial services
thestringpuller: as it's been said, looks like you stumbled into a busines ;)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12356 @ 0.00011846 = 1.4637 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 100 @ 0.03930897 = 3.9309 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3336 @ 0.00011232 = 0.3747 BTC [-] {5}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell davout i have no idea.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: !up davidlatapie
pankkake: "But this doesn't negate other things those two have said, Mireacu (or however you write his name)"
mircea_popescu: "One of the friends was Denise Joseph, who was engaged to D'Souza while he was still married to another woman. D'Souza resigned as president of King's College, a small Christian school in New York City, after the media revealed his relationship with Joseph in 2012."
mircea_popescu: needs better harem ceo skills.
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoGVHeNIIAARnvo.jpg
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/468815736459509760 pretty lulzy
assbot: Not a coup, says Thai general on television channel he has seized control of: http://t.co/ALtUc5cdEu
pankkake: this guy https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Bellanger has decent harem CEO skills
assbot: Pierre Bellanger Wikipdia
mircea_popescu: "this is not a bank robbery! open that damned safe!"
fluffypony: pankkake: if this is going to be another French wikipedia article about guys obsessed with seaman I'm not reading it
pankkake: fluffypony: radio owner who kept a few (voluntary) slaves at home. one of those was a minor, so massive scandal
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: that's just like a regular day at the office for mircea_popescu
pankkake: I think there were sisters or something, too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0376201 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: seaman ? D seaman, the youtuber/ scamcoin extraordinaire ?
fluffypony: lol
danielpbarron: he is really annoying; i listen to his podcast
pankkake: I don't remember what you're referring to, fluffypony
mircea_popescu: sisters don't work so well. they get insanely competititve
mircea_popescu: i mean, even more than women normally do
mircea_popescu: pankkake "faire dinette"
pankkake: oh, right
pankkake: might why something fucked up in his harem
mircea_popescu: pankkake lol, convicted to a year in prison and also author of an amber alert initiative in france ?
mircea_popescu: what happened, the kid ran off ?
pankkake: I think so, and talked
pankkake: et hop, détournement de mineur
mircea_popescu: ahgaghaha 1998-99
mircea_popescu: o brother.
mircea_popescu: pankkake it actually was "corruption de mineure" turns out.
pankkake: lol, didn't even know that existed
mircea_popescu: why are the french so obsessed with miners anyway
mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah, it's when you fuck one, and she likes it.
pankkake: I thought you could do anything to a minor, as long as she did not spend the night (which is the détournement)
pankkake: so I am guilty anyways :(
davidlatapie: Wow, I did not even know about Pierre Bellanger
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468822609820667904
assbot: Is China hiding its FX reserves in...Belgium? MT /michaellachlan A picture tells the story? http://t.co/cTSwssLLKq
mircea_popescu: pankkake what are you, from like before the insanity ?
pankkake: I don't understand
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: what makes you think it is more common in France than somewhere else?
danielpbarron: did assbot stop updating mpex trades?
mircea_popescu: not afaik ?
mircea_popescu: pankkake that view might have been accurate cca 1800
mircea_popescu: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-19/ex-ubs-banker-in-swaps-deal-arranged-for-strippers-utility-says.html
assbot: UBS Banker in Swap Deal Arranged for Strippers, Utility Says - Bloomberg
pankkake: oh. right. sexual desires only comes on your 18th birthday
davidlatapie: According to the French law, sexual maturity is at age 16.
pankkake: but I thought the law wasn't as insane as the mediatic crap
danielpbarron: 2014-05-20 09:05:43 <@assbot:#bitcoin-assets-trades> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}
davidlatapie: (granted, I did not check)
danielpbarron: that's the last update i saw
pankkake: davidlatapie: or 15 or something. but the issue is how minor/adult relationships are handled
davidlatapie: pankkake: yes, just read 'pedia. 15
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie who are you again ?
pankkake: pedia :D
davidlatapie: I'm French, manager of Mintcoin, core team member of Monero (and other things probably not important here)
mircea_popescu: a hai.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.128999 = 1.29 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up darth
joecool: davidlatapie: you should probably find decent hosting
darth: Is this thing on?
mircea_popescu: yes this thing is on. who're you ?
davidlatapie: joecool: about what? My own blog, mintcoin blog, monero blog?
joecool: the mintcoin site
joecool: http://mintcoin.cc/ < unless this is not you
assbot: 403 - FORBIDDEN
davidlatapie: joecool: wow, whatever happened!
assbot: Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/153PN97.txt )
mircea_popescu: !b 12 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: omfg check out my !b kungfu
fluffypony: wow such bash
davidlatapie: joecool: thanks I contacted the persons responsible for this
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie so what's the mintcoin elevator speech again ?
joecool: davidlatapie: no doubt hostgator decided to move servers or something without telling anyone (they do this a lot)
mircea_popescu: hostgator ?!
mircea_popescu: god help you.
joecool: we moved off a long time ago
moiety: hello darth, welcome :]
moiety: darth found us via bitcoinpete's blog
fluffypony: aah
fluffypony: darth: welcome
mircea_popescu: moiety im behind, what are you applying for ?
moiety: the sex weeks flat, though it's down to five now mircea_popescu
fluffypony: no more sex weeks? :(
moiety: fove now :P
mircea_popescu: fave ?
fluffypony: soon to be free?
mircea_popescu: moiety you know that's a pretty good novel title ? "The Sex Weeks Flat"
moiety: fave week will be the one i get it confirmed :D if i get it confirmed *strokes lucky manul*
fluffypony: "Sex Weeks to a Flat Tummy"
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: sustainable development. Bitcoin => carbon footprint for mining. Mintcoin => first Fast PoW, less mining, gaining money with PoS. When I discovered mintcoin, I was just one-month old on crypto. Now I would know better. But I have a moral obligation toward the community
mircea_popescu: i c.
moiety wonders if her neighbours would notice a door plaque of this name
fluffypony: moiety: just do it in a different language
mircea_popescu: you know a) the time to fold a hand is when you know it can't win, not when you figure you can afford to and b) any project can be properly folded, and all that can be shuold be.
davidlatapie: joecool: in that particular case, I think this is different. owner left and gave the key to me, I gave them to a webmaster who was in holidays until last week and was supposed to handle the transfer to a reliable person (the one in change of mintcoinfund.org)
mircea_popescu: fluffypony yes because puns work in all languages.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: well it's win-win - they won't get the pun, but they also won't be offended
moiety: I'm torn between this and Manul Manor
fluffypony: and she'll be able to take a photo and put it up here, which is far more important
joecool: !up davidlatapie
mircea_popescu: lol win win
mircea_popescu: "our whites-only 3 star restaurant is win-win for the black community : they don't get to eat here and in exchange don't have to pay"
fluffypony: welcome to Africa!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 100 @ 0.03751545 = 3.7515 BTC [-] {10}
davidlatapie: :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00420221 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie new blood
gribble: Error: 'new' is not a valid integer.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.095 = 0.57 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie omg how noob are you!
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: well, yeah :) Every one was nood at a time :)
davidlatapie: *noob
mircea_popescu: nude for sure.
pankkake: I thought nood was intentional
mircea_popescu: so get reg'd.
pankkake: "your crappy ego-fulled 'look at me' site called Tremolina or something" it's spellings day
mircea_popescu: tremolina ?!
mircea_popescu: http://www.hobbypesca.com/tecnica/esche/foto/tremolina1.jpg ?
pankkake: trollema, trilenema
mircea_popescu: oh oh
fluffypony: lol
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: I already am
fluffypony: someone wrote a beginners guide for gpg reg - was it benkay or BingoBoingo ?
pankkake: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/wot_and_reputation
assbot: wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]
mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie no you aren't.
fluffypony: davidlatapie: also this - http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Beginners_Guide
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I think he meant he already is nude
mircea_popescu: he did say he was french...
mircea_popescu: pankkake so wait, is your ego fulleing tremolina ?
fluffypony: I just assumed that pankkake and Apocalyptic are nude all the time
fluffypony: and that Karpeles only wore clothes because going to Starbucks naked is frowned upon
mircea_popescu: well he was only half french
davidlatapie: I have to know Karpeles would come in the conversation...
pankkake: no, it's a guy talking to one of your multiple fake personalities
davidlatapie: fluffypony: thanks for the link
pankkake: fluffypony: not always but thank god there's no webcam on irc though :D
fluffypony: pankkake: don't forget his thousands of forum accounts
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: "was"? Angry Bitcoin holder had him Kadhafi'd? ^^
davidlatapie: *holders
fluffypony: davidlatapie: probably
fluffypony: or he's hiding in a lair in Japan
fluffypony: sipping on machiatos
fluffypony: that spelling is atrocious
fluffypony smacks his hand with Encarta Encyclopedia
moiety: davidlatapie: here's a step by step http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets darth, this may be of some use to you also.
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
fluffypony: davidlatapie, darth, if you guys get stuck just call the Bitcoin Support Hotline
fluffypony: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-05-20
assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoBYEt3IgAAXKje.jpg << afaik you can make a table quite like this one in Ro ?
davidlatapie: fluffypony moiety generating my GPG key atm
asciilifeform: or any other proper (i.e. having declensions) natural lang
moiety: gpg ftw
moiety: asciilifeform: what would The Sex Weeks Flat be in the language of the manuls?
asciilifeform: moiety: ??
moiety: i think they would all speak russian
asciilifeform is still behind on log
moiety: oh lol it shall become clear, good to see you btw!
fluffypony: asciilifeform! you've been scarce :(
asciilifeform: fluffypony: finally finished moving.
fluffypony: good good
moiety: asciilifeform: i hope it all went well
asciilifeform: moiety: see mp's essay about semispace garbagecollection. more or less - that.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1008 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sure.
mircea_popescu: moiety seks nedele manul?
mircea_popescu: nedelya is week at any rate. sex is a neologism for the russkis, they didn't use to fuck before the missionaries came
mircea_popescu: and manul is actually a local word.
FabianB: asciilifeform: so mass production of cardano can begin? ;)
moiety: and thus the flat was named before it was even in my possession! thank you mircea_popescu :D
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu:"this is not a bank robbery! open that damned safe!" << sums up thailand and egypt nicely
danielpbarron: someone from #bitcoin PM'd me to plead with me that I not run bitcoind 0.7.2, earlier today
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: too advanced?
danielpbarron: bitcoinpete, > That era was plagued with security issues as development was mostly someone incompetent bankrolled by the foundation
bitcoinpete: so too advanced
bitcoinpete: off to 0.6.x with ye
fluffypony: I'm already using Bitcoin 2.0, haven't you heard?
danielpbarron: no, he was saying I should upgrade to the newest version
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: which, of course, is exactly backwards
danielpbarron: i linked him to this http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/05/02/building-bitcoin-0-7-2-on-openbsd/ and he stopped talking
assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog
bitcoinpete: it piles on the nonsense committed by the power rangers even further
bitcoinpete: it's like putting out a fire with grenades and cannons
danielpbarron: i'm just curious what he meant by this one: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/05/02/building-bitcoin-0-7-2-on-openbsd/
assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog
danielpbarron: ack
danielpbarron: > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: i thought ethereum was 3.0
bitcoinpete: get wit da times
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: I lose track, I might actually be on Bitcoin '95 at this stage
danielpbarron: so there is a secret shadowy group keeping track of bitcoind bugs and isn't making them public?
bitcoinpete: probably better than nhl '95, just
mircea_popescu: "<danielpbarron> > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed" le derp
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron because actually working on the actually werll documented bugs is not cool enough for the powerfully retarded. they need their secret decoder rings.
danielpbarron: heh
mircea_popescu: meanwhile the wallet sat plain on disk for all of three years
mircea_popescu: according to the same fuckwits that are running around at dressupcon in capes today,
mircea_popescu: "not a bug"
bitcoinpete: bugs are sekrit, they're only spoken of in hushed tones
mircea_popescu: interesting how the mind of people who supposedly come from open source actually works.
bitcoinpete: "did you hear about that one?" they murmur to each other between lashes at their underground dungeon parties
bitcoinpete: they supposedly come from places where they have no real power, so they make couch fortresses and voila
chetty: comon bitcoinpete they are not cool enough for underground dungeon parties
bitcoinpete: let's see the rebel army take down our death star now!
bitcoinpete: chetty: i'm probably being too kind
bitcoinpete: heh this is what i get at bitstamp right now: http://imgur.com/ULCs31K
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: not cloudflare?!
bitcoinpete: incapsula!
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: YOU HAX()R
bitcoinpete: they put your problems in a transparent pill cap and tell you where to shove it
rithm: oh nsap get dat .garbage file beeesh
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: it's called skillz ;)
thestringpuller: fluffypony: you should expand your article on love
fluffypony: thestringpuller: it was just a dump from a convo on IRC, I'll probably expand it at some stage
fluffypony: most especially because it'll encourage mircea_popescu to give us more lists
thestringpuller: yea I know i was there when you wrote it on irc :P
thestringpuller: or at least HERE IN SPIRIT!
mircea_popescu: they're my lists and i ain't givin' them to you!
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu i imagine you could motivate people with your harem
fluffypony: he should have a harem-off
bitcoinpete: davidlatapie: joecool: wow, whatever happened! << in stitches right now!
thestringpuller: "if you do a good job, one of my girls will give you a blow job"
thestringpuller: but imagine that's just pimping 101
pankkake: I'm pretty sure blowjob-giving secretaries would help businesses productivity tremendously
pankkake: unfortunately, we're not permitted to experiment that
bitcoinpete: pankkake: worked for clinton
bitcoinpete: the dood clinton, not sure about the other one
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no question of could, but why'd i bother ?
pankkake: the other one is certaintly a mal-baisée, like we say in France
pankkake: since ozbot is down: https://i.imgur.com/Ufskr7i.jpg
mircea_popescu: that looks eerily familiar.
mircea_popescu: !up Jezzz
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot Jezzz
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Jezzz: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Jezzz | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Jezzz | Rated since: Fri Mar 2 23:47:44 2012
mircea_popescu: Jezzz you have to id with gribble and pm assbot !up to get voice.
pankkake: https://i.imgur.com/M5EhOor.jpg
Jezzz: pankkake: ozbot not down
Jezzz: just too much bot traffic in here
Jezzz: mircea_popescu: k, thx
mircea_popescu: ozbot got shafted
mircea_popescu: handpicked prons are better anyway. http://www.depresseddarth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Two-Slave-Leia.jpg
pankkake: https://i.imgur.com/xMhg91X.jpg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1806 BTC [-]
pankkake: slave leia, one of the fetishes I actually don't have. too mainstream, perhaps
mircea_popescu: hm this ALSO seems eerily familiar
mircea_popescu: pankkake you know, something isn't a fetish just because you like it. the definition of a fetish is something that can arouse a man when nothing else can.
mircea_popescu: if the "nothing else can" part isn't in there, fetish dun enter into it.
pankkake: Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
pankkake: An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.
pankkake: fetish was a too strong word for that case, anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 295 @ 0.095 = 28.025 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/716/btc-worth-over-5000-before-2015/
assbot: BitBet - BTC worth over $5000 before 2015 :: 5.54 B (59%) on Yes, 3.88 B (41%) on No | closing in 6 months 2 weeks | weight: 61`167 (100`000 to 1)
mircea_popescu: yes huh.
FabianB: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 492.2, Best ask: 492.8, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 492.8, 24 hour volume: 25802.61553510, 24 hour low: 446.24, 24 hour high: 500.0, 24 hour vwap: 473.531680304
Jezzz: <gribble> Error: Username already registered. Try a different username.
Jezzz: meh
mircea_popescu: uh
mircea_popescu: oyu lost your key ?
Jezzz: don't ever remember doing this
Jezzz: so either I lost it, or username was taken by someone else
moiety: username can't be taken that quickly I don't think.
mike_c: !up Jezzz
mike_c: does this look like you? http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0xE46F9446586DA1B73DA983F851AB989A69530379
assbot: Search results for '0xe46f9446586da1b73da983f851ab989a69530379'
Jezzz: yep, no idea where that key is
mircea_popescu: well now that sucks.
mircea_popescu: you'll have to come up with a new name and get rated by ppls.
davout: ;;gettrust davidlatapie
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user davout to user davidlatapie: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=davout&dest=davidlatapie | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=davidlatapie | Rated since: never
davout: ;;ident davidlatapie
gribble: Nick 'davidlatapie', with hostmask 'davidlatapie!~david__@85-169-42-20.rev.numericable.fr', is not identified.
fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user davout has been recorded.
fluffypony: no man
fluffypony: shit
davout: lol
fluffypony: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
fluffypony: ffs.
davout: such noob XD
mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
mircea_popescu: aww davidlatapie tricked me
fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Also parlevouses the Francaise and, you know, bitcoin-central and paymium.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user davout has changed from 1 to 1.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony did you fall for the da<tab> trick too ?
fluffypony: yeah
fluffypony: I saw the gettrust and then tabbed on to davout
mircea_popescu: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/20/us-jpmorgan-chase-bettermarkets-lawsuit-idUSBREA4J0OE20140520
assbot: U.S. rejects challenge to $13 billion JPMorgan Chase settlement| Reuters
mircea_popescu: lawl
davout: mircea_popescu: so, what was that old dude saying? was that even romanian?
mircea_popescu: it was supposed to be french
davout: yea, but to the kids
davout: he like speaks french, and turns berserk spitting on them, wtf happened ? :D
mircea_popescu: im not even sure.
mircea_popescu: the whole thing's surreal, romanian local network station does in the street interview, old clearly local guy randomly starts speaking in bad french at them
mircea_popescu: then a scuffle breaks out, it's like something out of bunuel
davout: rewatching
davout: yea well, guess we should ask dotcoin to translate
fluffypony: HAHHAHAH
fluffypony: next up: TranslateBourse - the Wall Street of Translations! TBT on BitcoinBourse.
davout: French journal does comparative analysis of the price per kg of cars and meat
davout: http://www.challenges.fr/entreprise/20140519.CHA3946/etonnant-les-voitures-ne-coutent-pas-plus-cher-que-la-viande.html
assbot: Saviez-vous que le Duster de Dacia vaut moins cher que l'andouillette? - Challenges
mircea_popescu: ayup
mircea_popescu: it is plastic after all
davout: "can i have the bacon interior option?"
thestringpuller: fluffypony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfvuJr9164 - your post reminded me of this if you haven't already seen it
assbot: "Danny and Annie" from StoryCorps - YouTube
davout: what's next, valuing startup comparatively to developer meat weight?
fluffypony: thestringpuller: wife's already asleep, will put it on the list to watch tomorrow
mircea_popescu: davout are you dog ?
fluffypony: does anyone have a freelance dev that is au fait with QT 5 and C/C++? I have some urgent UI work that needs doing
davout: i is manul actually
davout: after a phone line, a mascot
fluffypony: The B-A Manul?
moiety: :D
mircea_popescu: fluffypony maybe punkman1 is bored ?
davout: yes, let's call it samuel
fluffypony: Samuel the Manul
fluffypony: rolls off the tongue with a French accent better than an English one
davout: so the wiki can be called samul
davout: Samul the manuel
fluffypony: punkman1: hit me up when around re: the above, if you're not interested maybe you know someone who is
davout: gosh, i ain't even high
moiety: if i could have a pet one, i would call him marvin
fluffypony: moiety: the paranoid android?
moiety: i didn't know there was such a thing lol
fluffypony hands moiety The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe
moiety: oh now i have heard of that
davout bitchslaps fluffypony with his copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the *galaxy*
fluffypony: holy fuck I'm too drunk for IRC
fluffypony: ok I go sleep before I say something else inane, night night
mircea_popescu: nerds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.00420001 = 0.3066 BTC [-]
jurov: <benkay> [15:31:28] i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue. << cuz he got his salary today xD
jurov: throw it all on bitbet
mircea_popescu: lmao
mjr_: hi all
jurov: hi mjr_
mjr_: mircea_popescu:
mjr_: i was wondering if you had the documentation about when you were under DDOS and set up the IRC/gpg/pastebin alternate trading system
mjr_: hey jurov
mircea_popescu: ;;google trilema many ways available
gribble: The many ways available for talking to MPEx pe Trilema - Un blog ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-many-ways-available-for-talking-to-mpex/>; MPEx DDOSed, an epic. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/mpex-ddosed-an-epic/>; Requiem for a Dream pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/requiem-for-a-dream/>
mircea_popescu: ?
mjr_: thanks
jurov: also in missing manul http://explo.yt/post/2014/01/07/MPEx%3A-The-Missing-Manual-2-%28How-to-talk-to-MPEx%29
assbot: MPEx: The Missing Manual 2 - How to talk to MPEx - serialized delusions
mjr_: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu. Trust relationship from user Josh_Rossi to user mircea_popescu: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=Josh_Rossi&dest=mircea_popescu | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=mircea_popescu | Rated since: Fri Jul 22 11:04:26 2011
mjr_: thanks Jurov
mjr_: that was much easier to read than the romanian version :)
mircea_popescu: there's a romanian version ?!
mjr_: i'm not sure
mjr_: the first link was in romanian...or rather
mjr_: i don't know what language it is in
mjr_: and i guessed romanian
jurov: apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point
mjr_: hehehe
mjr_: so what else is new
jurov: we have spiffy recpetionist
mircea_popescu: mjr_ link ?
jurov: *receptionist
mjr_: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-many-ways-available-for-talking-to-mpex/>
mjr_: One, Two, Threei e un film din a doua parte a carierei lui Cagney (care s-a cam razboit cu studiourile la viata lui, Bette Davis style). Nu putem spune “finalul” carierei zisului dat fiind ca inca facea filme-n 1981, douazeci de ani mai tirziu.
mjr_: i have seen some really cool things here
mjr_: the logs are really nice
mjr_: you can lurk much easier lol
thestringpuller: what's the poing of #bitcoin-otc if you can't buy btc there ~_~
mircea_popescu: mjr_ if you don't actually load an article you just get the main page which loads a random articler
mircea_popescu: try withiuyt the <?
mjr_: ah ok, i just clicked
mjr_: anyway, no big deal
mjr_: the missing manual had it all
mjr_: i was just dicussing API's with an associaet
mjr_: and that was probably the most interesting interface i've ever seen
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 29 @ 0.0057822 = 0.1677 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 65 @ 0.00577829 = 0.3756 BTC [-] {6}
mircea_popescu: no argument :p
mircea_popescu: wait wasn't rent 75 or something ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 126 @ 0.00566473 = 0.7138 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.47926564 = 0.9585 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: !ticker h rent
assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00560000 / 0.00575953 / 0.00619590 (308 shares, 1.77393487 BTC), 7D: 0.00560000 / 0.00642828 / 0.00710000 (2469 shares, 15.87142769 BTC), 30D: 0.00532500 / 0.00647243 / 0.00750000 (8888 shares, 57.52696161 BTC)
thestringpuller: i guess last month it was
thestringpuller: hmm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00419267 = 0.1719 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00405021 = 0.1337 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 16 @ 0.0390596 = 0.625 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.00011297 = 0.3389 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: bdb shouldn't have been replaced by leveldb
jurov: someday i buy namesys and make shishkin sew reiser4 in there >:D
jurov: in bticoin 0.7.2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03319326 = 0.1328 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: is it supposed to take a week+ for the blockchain to get imported in 0.7.2 ?
dub: probably
jurov: hopefully when mircea finally overthrows washington we can get reiser himself to do it
jurov: provided he keeps mp's bitches intact
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1832 @ 0.00011216 = 0.2055 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron what do you mean by imported
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, either downloaded or with bootstrap.dat; the checking of the blocks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1968 @ 0.00011002 = 0.2165 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: downloading is slow. checking should not be.
dub: a reasonably modern computer helps, ssd drive helps more
danielpbarron: what is the bottleneck? my cpu is only topping out at 20%
mircea_popescu: disk diddling really
mircea_popescu: dub nobody with a raid cares about ssd :D
danielpbarron: a raid setup would probably speed it up then?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0332999 = 0.333 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: kinda what raid does yes
jurov: it can make reads faster by factor of <number of disks> at most
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mike_c: rent did their 2po at 75. as soon as market trading started again it sank.
mircea_popescu: someone bought @75 ?
Namworld: I started playing the game FEZ. Loving it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]
Duffer1: transistor came out today
Duffer1: incredible game from the makers of bastion
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 177 @ 0.00080356 = 0.1422 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47925027 BTC [-]
mike_c: yeah, they sold 175 btc worth at 75. as soon as market trading opened up it dropped into the 60s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0333 = 0.333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03347217 = 0.3347 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 837 @ 0.00420001 = 3.5154 BTC [+]
dignork: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/20/why-did-lavabit-shut-down-snowden-email
assbot: Secrets, lies and Snowden's email: why I was forced to shut down Lavabit | Comment is free | theguardian.com
mircea_popescu: i find that highly improbable.
mircea_popescu: "Glenn Greenwald: the state targets dissenters not 'bad guys'"
mircea_popescu: seems exactly what you'd expect, it's long lost control.
dignork: Well, Lavabit owner was too optimistic establishing his business in states, but due process sounds too bad even for sceptical me
dignork: *skeptical
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1806 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: In the first two weeks, I was served legal papers a total of seven times and was in contact with the FBI every other day. (This was the period a prosecutor would later characterize as my "period of silence".)
mircea_popescu: sounds rather typical of the grossly overactive usg
benkay: <jurov> apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point // oh you