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fluffypony: indeed
fluffypony: https://www.betmoose.com/img/home-feature2.png
fluffypony: also apparently you become Black Moses by using the site
mircea_popescu: <mike_c> with a fleece vest < jewishmothercoin
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> "I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of BetMoose.com." << lmao
mircea_popescu: tell them to leave comments on bitbet about it :D
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: like an hero, without the blood
fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467095913031553024
assbot: Prediction: when the Chinese find out about Nautilus, thats when things will get crazy. Talk about investing safely in the US market...
mircea_popescu: must suck to work in the press.
kakobrekla: when the chinese find out about nautilus, bitcoin is illegal
mircea_popescu: i mean seriously, everyone is fixated on garbagemen and toilet plunger men
fluffypony: kakobrekla: logic eludes him
mircea_popescu: let me tell you something : plastic insulates from shit/fungus
mircea_popescu: there's no plasticwrap for the brain
mircea_popescu: why would "the chinese" want to invest in the us market anyway ?
kakobrekla: tell him to put his lifesaving 0.1 btc that he has onto a bet
mircea_popescu: better off playing craps.
mircea_popescu: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr03/14/13/enhanced-15904-1400089318-6.jpg
kakobrekla: i hope someone answered him 'patience is the key'
mircea_popescu: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr02/14/12/enhanced-3604-1400085059-20.jpg
mircea_popescu: ok those yahoo q's are pretty lulzy
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: that last one is a serious wtf
fluffypony: aight, I'm out, night
[]bot: Bet created: Malala Yousafzai to win Peace Prize (http://bitbet.us/bet/850/)
mircea_popescu: mike_c https://twitter.com/sarahfrier/status/467091164710322178
assbot: Pinterest worth $5 billion. For comparison, Yelp worth $4B, Groupon worth $4.1B, Twitter worth $19.7B today. http://t.co/loP97F15H7
mircea_popescu: it is beyond me why one wouldn't get change for a million if buying all those plus whatsapp.
mike_c: yelp and groupon make money i think
mike_c: nope, i was wrong
mircea_popescu: yw.
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/anonymouscoin/status/467083048488407040
assbot: Beware "DarkCoin Statistics Software" tweets via dvesudbi .com. Windows trojan Malware.QVM03.Gen
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnjttamIAAAzIu0.jpg
mike_c: well, if it makes you feel better, groupon used to be worth $18B :)
mircea_popescu: 30% ? what, is this a world w/o vat and sales tax ?
mircea_popescu: eat half their icecream when it gets there, then 1/4 of each bite they take.
mircea_popescu: http://www.iacr.org/misc/statement-May2014.html
assbot: IACR Statement on Mass Surveillance
mircea_popescu: anyway, re the change for a million : http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/15/us-hedgefunds-filing-momentum-idUSBREA4E11720140515?feedType=RSS&feedName=vcMedia&virtualBrandChannel=10109&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=59213
assbot: Major U.S. hedge funds sold 'momentum' Internet names in first-quarter| Reuters
artifexd: kakobrekla: Bug fixed and confirmed as fixed. :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00099384 = 19.0817 BTC [+] {2}
artifexd: mircea_popescu: As per your request, bets placed notifications in this channel are limited to those that are 1BTC or larger.
mircea_popescu: cool.
kakobrekla: ;;rate artifexd 1 runs bitbet ircbot
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user artifexd has been recorded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00099404 = 7.505 BTC [+]
jurov: dem hedgehog funds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7228 @ 0.00099404 = 7.1849 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07360031 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0736 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;rated naphex
gribble: You rated user naphex on Tue Apr 15 12:14:50 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: btcxchange.ro.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate naphex 2 btcxchange.ro
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user naphex has changed from 1 to 2.
mircea_popescu: ;;rated artifexd
gribble: You rated user artifexd on Fri May 2 07:30:28 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Best story of a nick I ever heard..
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_YGc2lxs8
assbot: hedgehog sex? - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.42833318 = 1.285 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4315 @ 0.00099404 = 4.2893 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.429 = 0.858 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60718 @ 0.00099433 = 60.3737 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: لهَوَى النّفُوسِ سَرِيرَةٌ لا تُعْلَمُ
mircea_popescu: curious if anyone maanges to translate that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 14 @ 0.04120842 = 0.5769 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: something about chinese muslims not liking bed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9066 @ 0.00099318 = 9.0042 BTC [-]
jurov: http://explo.yt/post/2014/05/12/Unpacking-Trezor
assbot: Got the Bitcoin Trezor - serialized delusions
jurov: sorry for the shitty unzoomable pics, I just told myself I gotta put it out of the door today
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 4 @ 0.1355 = 0.542 BTC [+]
jurov: pics fixed
kakobrekla: i dunno why i already get a nostalgic feel when i look at it
kakobrekla: but its cute
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.004049 = 0.4049 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04189999 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
benkay: whaddaya think about it, jurov ?
benkay: have you hidden it in your butt yet?
mike_c: it don't get it. is it blue or gold? or does it change colors?
jurov: it has bit too sharp edges for my butt
mike_c: s/it/I/
jurov: no, silver
jurov: and.. hopefully electrum support will come soon, the online wallet is very limited
jurov: otherwise I like it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43777734 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00282025 = 0.282 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04189999 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.43777755 = 0.8756 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07772328 = 0.1554 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28350 @ 0.00099136 = 28.1051 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00099691 = 14.2558 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.00620165 = 0.2481 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0419 = 0.2095 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00620076 = 0.124 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04195 = 0.1259 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00099009 = 12.0791 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02375114 = 0.4988 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.031399 = 0.3454 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 29 @ 0.031399 = 0.9106 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4378691 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03123174 = 0.1249 BTC [-] {3}
dignork: ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-vs-berkshire-hathaway-march-2015/300-bitcoins-worth-more
assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00098901 = 12.2637 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2010 @ 0.00011949 = 0.2402 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00413753 = 0.2069 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.0001949 = 0.1949 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00099753 = 5.5862 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00099715 = 15.4558 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.43 = 2.15 BTC [-]
benkay: are there any *good* gpg libs out there?
benkay: i'm almost willing to work in ruby.
benkay: asciilifeform mentioned at one time writing the guts of the cardano in ansi c
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00099715 = 7.0798 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07396543 = 1.1095 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25245 @ 0.00099445 = 25.1049 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.43 = 2.15 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11132 @ 0.00099821 = 11.1121 BTC [+]
fluffypony: ;;later tell vexual howzit!
gribble: The operation succeeded.
fluffypony: !up sh
fluffypony: !up Shakespeare
Shakespeare: Thanks
Shakespeare: http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog/
assbot: The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog
Shakespeare: we'll see how it goes with the wifi at the venue ..
Shakespeare: cheerio!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00099328 = 23.7394 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: good job
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02356021 = 0.4476 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 58 @ 0.07361093 = 4.2694 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 119 @ 0.07353812 = 8.751 BTC [-] {4}
moiety: Goooood morning!
BingoBoingo: Morning
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11047 @ 0.00099182 = 10.9566 BTC [-]
moiety: How are you BingoBoingo?
BingoBoingo: moiety: Not too bad. Switched out one antibiotic for another.
moiety: o? why was that?
BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists.
moiety: D; well one down one to go. hope this new antibiotic does the trick. you feeling ok on it?
BingoBoingo: So far. The new one's Bactrim, so it still precludes boozing unless I want to grow crystals in the kidneys.
cazalla: i'm a week no booze today heh
moiety: yeah i don't think you want anything growing in your kidleys BB
moiety: are you detoxing cazalla?
cazalla: not really, just getting on in years, getting fatter, figured with winter due here in australia, good time to quit and start jogging again, get fit for the summer and all that
moiety: good plan, better person than me on the exercise thing lol but yeah, there is a ton of empty calories in wine
moiety: i think your winters are warmer than our summers lol
cazalla: no snow where i live but a good chill in the air, just how i liked it when i was 10 years younger, only been past 3 nights, skipping tonight as i'm sore
cazalla: i use to do 10km daily, can't even manage 500m without stopping now but i know if i stick at it and build my fitness back up, love handles will melt off
cazalla: not having a few drinks before bed has left me feeling a little deprived though, couldn't really sleep first 2 nights
fluffypony: cazalla: where in the world are you?
cazalla: fluffypony: australia
fluffypony: cazalla: nice
fluffypony: same problem here re: fitness
fluffypony: I'm also lazy to change my routine
cazalla: i only started drinking a few weeks before my son was born, i stopped drinking before that for a while
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 36 @ 0.02483519 = 0.8941 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02484161 = 0.472 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10550 @ 0.000993 = 10.4762 BTC [+]
Naphex: o/ morning
BingoBoingo: ;;rate Mats_cd03 1 In the know
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Mats_cd03 has been recorded.
Mats_cd03: holla
jurov: morning
jurov: http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/15/circle-emerges-from-stealth-to-bring-bitcoin-to-the-masses/
assbot: Circle Emerges From Stealth To Bring Bitcoin To The Masses | TechCrunch
jurov: lmao that's new way for bitcoin companies to appear
jurov: "emerged from stealth"
jurov: most likely the reverse of tried and proven disappear process
jurov: “It’s a free service to store, send and receive bitcoin,” Allaire says of Circle’s prodcuts. hahah what a typo
jurov: Behind all of this is a security system built not only with past mistakes in mind, but also with an eye toward any future threats.
jurov: such doublespeak :DDD
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.0423 = 0.423 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: Built to safely and stealthily appear...and disappear.
jurov: or even better: emerge...and submerge.
BingoBoingo: Submarine wallet.
jurov: ..no active private keys are ever moved or accessible in physical transit.” PUT DEM INDA CLOUDZ
jurov: oh and US regulation in the mix, too
Mats_cd03: i dont envy the challenge
jurov: "consumers worried of stumbling on to another Silk Road." oh my..how one stumbles into SR?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7033 @ 0.00099182 = 6.9755 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00411428 = 0.2757 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00099191 = 17.408 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00084708 = 0.1694 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4185001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.41850313 = 0.837 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4185001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.4189 = 2.0945 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0245 = 0.245 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
fluffypony: jurov: I guess one walks down the path of disenchantment, trips over the log of alcohol, meanders into the thicket of nootropics, finally stumbling on to another Silk Road
fluffypony: but that's just a guess
bounce: forget to pay attention and the bitcoinfoundation bunch already started their party. y'all did and done went there?
Mats_cd03: silk road sold things like blotter art iirc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16818 @ 0.00099021 = 16.6534 BTC [-]
Mats_cd03: Innocent blotter art enthusiasts could, you know, stumble onto circle and accidentally buy 5 sheets of acid
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/saher-nouman/the-black-keys-weight-of-love
assbot: The Black Keys - Weight Of Love by Saher Nouman on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.0009979 = 22.6024 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.41884 = 1.2565 BTC [-] {3}
Mats_cd03: http://youtu.be/oafFWzgUxeI
assbot: Zhu - Faded - YouTube
mircea_popescu: <dignork> https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-vs-berkshire-hathaway-march-2015/300-bitcoins-worth-more << Volume (total)2 shares ; Volume (7 days)0 shares
assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (93%) on Yes, 77.59 B (7%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`865 (100`000 to 1)
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.89, Best ask: 448.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.49, 24 hour volume: 4121.22830484, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.67, 24 hour vwap: 448.863344347
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 2 * 20 / 448.863344347 / (1007.93+77.5)
gribble: 8.2100164935e-05
mircea_popescu: i would say that's roughly the proportion between predictious and bitbet : 8e-5 to 1
mircea_popescu: somewhat reminiscent of zerohedge's humiliation last year
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/zonehedge-wow-such-durden-much-info-about-useless/
assbot: ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: !up Asa9
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/avantgame/status/467076435916505088
assbot: TIME magazine/.com invites me to write one article a week for them. "This is a platform, not a freelance assignment, so it is unpaid." HAHA
mircea_popescu: just in case you were doubting my sayings about journos.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: davout:)
davout: hello
Asa9: oh ty mp sir!
mircea_popescu: yw
Asa9: how have you been, sir?
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnuGeL2IIAEX0pZ.jpg << apparently it's doggy's fave spot to hide in.
mircea_popescu: Asa9 i have been a bitch to deal with. you ?
Asa9: lol! I'm in the process of moving to a new house I just bought.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04276666 = 0.2566 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: fair enough.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is pat burns, tat ? some athlete guy ? ☟︎
Asa9: Early in the morning here, so I thought i'd check out some fast chats :D
mircea_popescu: this shit's unreadable, omfg the derp. not your fault even, i imagine what the input material should have been like.
mircea_popescu: but speaking of altcoins, fluffypony why not just use altcoin for w/e wallet you were trying to do ? unlike vericoin or w/e, it's not going to be going anywhere and doesn't actually need anyone's approval/support.
mircea_popescu: or should i say anyone elses'.
fluffypony: well
fluffypony: the aim was to have a more general use altcoin remittance system
mircea_popescu: that's not telling me anything
fluffypony: the Vertcoin thing was a failed suggestion from people who thought it would be a good idea
fluffypony: but moving forward, since we're no longer bound to that
fluffypony: we can support ATC
mircea_popescu: what is the difference between "supporting atc" and vertcoin ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists. << you gotta stop saving on whores man.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: we weren't just going to support Vertcoin, we were going to be exclusively Vertcoin for the first few months
mircea_popescu: exactly.
mircea_popescu: why aren't you anymore ? (because reddit sunk the vertcoin, i thought). why not move to atc, it can't be sunk by reddit.
mircea_popescu: is my reasoning here.
fluffypony: ah
fluffypony: well
fluffypony: the focus on Vertcoin wasn't just for shits and giggles, the idea was that the IPO would be a VTC-only IPO, so the focus on Vertcoin would also provide benefit to them
moiety: good morning! :D
mircea_popescu: fluffypony okay ? so ?
mircea_popescu: moiety hi there!
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: so what, have an ATC IPO? :-P
moiety: cazalla: good for you, stick at it and it will be worthwhile :D
mircea_popescu: fluffypony if your ipo is atc only, it provides some benefit to atc. you can mine some, which puts you in the same position as if you had mined some vertcoin
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bingoboingo i am shocked, shocked i say, to find sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim available in the us. it's my first line against infection, it's very well tolerated and extremely cheap. yet well hated in the us, probably for these reasons.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
fluffypony: I know - but we've shelved the "big" IPO and raised a smaller amount privately, so the idea is that we're going to complete the product and bring it to market, and then if we feel it necessary we can always do a second round of funding to enable merchant acquisition
mircea_popescu: ah. you gonna get pissy if i tell you the whole adventure simply displays a shocking lack of strategic competence on your team ? :D
fluffypony: no, you're right
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00099876 = 12.9839 BTC [+]
fluffypony: I got sold on the idea against my better instincts
fluffypony: and better judgement
mircea_popescu: use this bitchin' resource we got here. i know it's counterintuitive to just be plain about things, there's this deeply drilled in idea that business "must be sikrit".
mircea_popescu: nothing could be further from the truth, and this is experience not a guess.
fluffypony: the takeaway for me has been that there are precious few business people in this space, just a bunch of nerds that think running an ecommerce store == being a businessman
mircea_popescu: i can undersign that.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I know - it was all too haphazard and I didn't think things through or talk about them here
fluffypony: critical failures, but failures to learn from
mircea_popescu: in candor, i was sorta getting myself settled with popcorn to see how your thing will catastrophically fail by autumn.
mircea_popescu: lucky you, you failed early.
fluffypony: yep
mircea_popescu: anyone ever had elderberry flower cordial ?
fluffypony: yes!
fluffypony: they have it at one of the delis here, it's delicious
mircea_popescu: im making five gallons or so.
fluffypony: nom
moiety: I've had elderberry wine. i don't think this is the same
mircea_popescu: it's quite traditionally romanian/balkan, is the deli owner from like constanta ?
mircea_popescu: moiety might be this with alcohol added, or an entirely diff thing
punkman: elderberry wine uses the berries
punkman: I don't think they usually add alcohol, just ferment as usual
mircea_popescu: a, that also works
punkman: I'm gonna make some loquat juice today
mircea_popescu: eriobotrya ?
mircea_popescu: that's great for bingo's womanly problems, it clears utis something fierce.
mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare
Shakespeare: wassup sluts
punkman: haven't tried juicing them before, but since I got so many
mircea_popescu: was just derping about your post. man that was painful to read.
davout: customers cocks
Shakespeare: just posted a blog update
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-05-2014#677233 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
Shakespeare: well don't shoot the noob liveblogging messenger!
Shakespeare: pat Burnett
Shakespeare: dammit
Shakespeare: spellcheck
Shakespeare: pat byrne
mircea_popescu: "I got the impression that she is a savvy professional that has begun to wrangle in books that were previously lacking." finally.
Shakespeare: overstock
mircea_popescu: jody who ?
Shakespeare: dunno ill check later
mircea_popescu: anyway, the patrick byrne dood... he can't fucking read, derping about rousseau ?
mircea_popescu: rousseau could read.
mircea_popescu: i guess it's great for all these muppets that i don't tend to show up at these things.
Shakespeare: it was funny when hebspoke Chinese
Shakespeare: almost racist
mircea_popescu: why ?
mircea_popescu: that i read as the only + in there, at leastr man speaks chinese.
fluffypony: "I’d like to dual list on NASDAQ and the blockchain"
fluffypony: so like a 3PO but better?
Shakespeare: cuz he responding to a guy from china who wasn't speaking Chinese
mircea_popescu: jurov:"emerged from stealth" << am lolling with you here.
mircea_popescu: the implicit proposition is that they are already big but also new.
mircea_popescu: as contradictiory and nonsensical as that may be, it's not intended for thinking people
fluffypony: I emerge from stealth every morning just btw
mircea_popescu: it's intended for overgrown kids.
mircea_popescu: Shakespeare oh. ouch.
mircea_popescu: wait. how can a guy from china not speak chinese ?
mircea_popescu: was byrne's chinese so bad the guy didn't even recognise it ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I got the impression that he can speak English really well, so he asked the q in English
mircea_popescu: or did he use the wrong "chinese"
fluffypony: and the Byrne replied in Chinese
mircea_popescu: o o
mircea_popescu: that's impolite.
fluffypony: because *such impress*
fluffypony: especially to an English speaking audience
mircea_popescu: o boy.
fluffypony: from now on I'm responding to all questions asked here in Afrikaans
mircea_popescu: you know, judging by the average worldliness displayed by us folk you'd think that entire continent consists of one huge barn. wtf.
fluffypony: except my Afrikaans is rubbish
mircea_popescu: isn't that basically a dutch creole ?
fluffypony: yes
mircea_popescu: so then just speak mangled dutch
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: >D
fluffypony: it's more guttural and a lot uglier sounding than Dutch
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: now how the fuck can something sound uglier than dutch
fluffypony: except I once heard a recording of some chick reading Afrikaans poetry, and it was beautiful
mircea_popescu: more... GUTTURAL !?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: deep guttural G sound everywhere
mircea_popescu: is this afrikaans thing spoken by sharpening metal blades on rocks ?
fluffypony: lol
davout: speaking dutch with a mouth full of m&ms sounds more accurate
mircea_popescu: davout hey, how come fanny never caught the irc bug
davout: what do i know :)
davout: also she hardly turns her computer on, she's too busy with her horse thing exams
mircea_popescu: a
davout: which is incidentally going pretty well
mircea_popescu: horse exams ;/
davout: she did her first pro contest beginning of this weel
davout: *week
mircea_popescu: you just... jump on the horse and go. what exams!
mircea_popescu: jesus these people know how to take the fun out of anything
davout: ended up in 4th position on 80 contestants
mircea_popescu: !up yulierawati
fluffypony: "He said their hardware wallet had many more features than Trezor"
mircea_popescu: davout wow
davout: dat pride
mircea_popescu: she wasn't even that tiny, how the hell ?
davout: like i tell her, the horse does all the work
mircea_popescu: wait, was it race or dressage
davout: neither
davout: like jumping
davout: but with time taken into account as well
davout: it's like they sort contestants by fouls (like the bars that the horse touches and make fall) and then by time
davout: racing is for skinny midgets :D
moiety: punkman: what do loquats taste like?
mircea_popescu: ah
moiety: i don't like horse racing, when they fall D;
davout: moiety: at least it makes some butcher happy
mircea_popescu: moiety you don't always break the horse's leg on a fall.
moiety: do the fallen ones get eaten?
mircea_popescu: in general yo ushould be able to save it.
davout: moiety: if they have something broken, i guess it depends on whether they were medicated
moiety: recently, there was a runaway horse that had no jockey and it banged into another one and they both had to be put down
punkman: moiety, I'd say it's kinda unique, a bit citrus-y, but I'm not good at describing such things
mircea_popescu: punkman "it tastes like woman with a career"
davout: yeah, horses are pretty fragile, they have thin legs compared to their weight, no wonder it breaks so easily
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davout: also some horses that could be saved simply aren't because it doesn't make economical sense
fluffypony: railzand pointed this out to me - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0
assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions
punkman: moiety: " a mix of peach, citrus and mild mango."
mircea_popescu: europe sits atop a lake of fine wine in which supernumerary purebreed horses are flung.
moiety: and they surprise them all the time too because the gaps after the hedges change, so if there is no jockey, they don't get warned early enough to jump
fluffypony: any thoughts?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42942928 BTC [-]
moiety: punkman: oh that sounds really nice actually
mircea_popescu: fluffypony how is it different from a repurposed yubikey ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: seems to be more squarely aimed at the "convenience" crowd
fluffypony: the widespread adoption pitch seems to be a popular one lately
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell cevidad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0
assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions
assbot: Error | Bitcointa.lk
gribble: The operation succeeded.
fluffypony: "bringing it to the masses"
mircea_popescu: ;;seen cevidad
gribble: I have not seen cevidad.
mircea_popescu: shit.
davout: mircea_popescu: it's cedivad i reckon
mircea_popescu: ;;seen cedivad
gribble: cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <cedivad> i actually have one, but i never really wrote about hashfast, bitcointa.lk or any other of my web-related experiences (i manage some really huge websites)...
davout: -> davidec
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell cedivad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0
assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions
assbot: Error | Bitcointa.lk
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: davout yeah, i used to know it, then someone perturbed me ;/
mircea_popescu: now i misknow it
mircea_popescu: O WOE
davout: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 20 minutes and 1 second
davout: bitcoin, be faster
mircea_popescu: davout my bank reported a hold and payment i completed at like 4am monday after noon wednesday.
mircea_popescu: it's a societe generale subsidiary, too. i really would like to know how the fuck that worked.
mircea_popescu: "o he's a good guy, let's just give him three days' full credit"
davout: wat, you made a payment to someone at sg and it's stuck ?
mircea_popescu: no. i made a payment to someone, which went through, and it wasn't stuck. monday morning.
mircea_popescu: this was announced on my account however, after two full closes.
mircea_popescu: sort-of like you buy 1mn shares of apple today, hold them till monday, then sell them, and simply pocket the difference, without any capital exposure.
davout: i don't get it
davout: ok, the payment got reported later
davout: on wednesday, after being made on monday?
mircea_popescu: yes.
davout: do you know when it was received?
mircea_popescu: it's so unexpectedly absurd i can see why it'd be hard to grok.
mircea_popescu: it was received on monday.
davout: same bank?
mircea_popescu: nope.
davout: they probably have two cut-offs for transfers and periodically synchronized web interface
mircea_popescu: no, this was their own direct interface. the non-web ms-dos looking thing.
mircea_popescu: !up kdomanski_
davout: the way banks handle dates is still shrouded in mystery to me
mircea_popescu: yeah but in this case i could have emptied my account and walked. at any point... tuesday.
mircea_popescu: or monday. or wed.
davout: just because it wasn't reported to you doesn't mean it wasn't taken into account wrt what you could still transfer out
davout: hypotheticals hypotheticals
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davout: for example, due to the way transferring btc out at BC works, you can have an executed transfer that's still marked as pending on the web interface
mircea_popescu: davout i tell you, it's not a matter of it being reported to me. cashier had no trace of it.
mircea_popescu: acct showed full amt. etc.
davout: weird
davout: sg subsidiary, fernch technology, who's to know
davout: and when is say fernch i mean fernch
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davout: on an unrelated note i'm buying a romanian made car today
mircea_popescu: ferhch lol
mircea_popescu: o, the duster ?
davout: fanny wants a duster, i'd rather pay for a sandero
mircea_popescu: davout anyway, the discussion was re "why are you not faster bitcoin"
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 2 minutes and 35 seconds
mircea_popescu: better than 3 days.
davout: o yea, bitcoin, the fastestest
davout: i'm off, these cars don't just buy themselves
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.0313999 = 0.8164 BTC [+] {2}
bounce: could use one of these: http://thingm.com/products/blink-1/ -- cool thingy, got kickstarter-funded august 2012. can you buy'em? in two online stores! well, only one, the other gives a page not found. and their own doesn't sell this one, it only sells the mk2. well, pre-orders for the mk2. which is on possible production problem hold. so, no, they really don't sell much of anything.
assbot: blink(1) | ThingM
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: bounce lol
mircea_popescu: i wonder how much of the us economy will move on that model.
mircea_popescu: it has a distinctively soviet flavour. "in our country you can buy anything yo ucan possibly wish for, on the cheap."
mircea_popescu: "god help you if you want running hot water"
mircea_popescu: "violet blue ® @violetblue · 12m Tried to disable all Gmail Labs to try and eclipse the 707, but I get a Google server error message and can't save settings. Great."
mircea_popescu: i can't even make heads or tails of wtf she's on about. basically google has created a new breed of hermetic nonsense.
fluffypony: "eclipse the 707"
fluffypony: is that sikrit kode?
mircea_popescu: no idea
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/#c2917
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (73%) on Yes, 11.38 B (27%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 12 hours | weight: 16`539 (100`000 to 1)
mircea_popescu: the public hath spoken
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34732 @ 0.0009942 = 34.5306 BTC [-] {4}
chetty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphia
assbot: Hypergraphia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
chetty: Think thats anyone we know??
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00415735 = 0.4157 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: chetty I COULD STOP AT ANY TIME I WANTED TO
chetty: mircea_popescu, of course you could :P
mircea_popescu: lol
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45 = 0.9 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00099004 = 19.2068 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.458 BTC [+]
punkman: https://bitcoinstarter.com/projects/629
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4581 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: punkman you got a means to contact the chick ?
mircea_popescu: "0 backers pledged 0.00270000 Ƀ" lawl
punkman: http://www.reddit.com/user/anarkitty
assbot: overview for anarkitty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.anarkitty.co.uk/ ?
assbot: Anarkitty
punkman: probably not
mircea_popescu: you got a reddit acct ?
punkman: nah
punkman: fluffypony does
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: hey fluff, mind sending the girl a pm to come here ?
mircea_popescu: i think ima back her.
fluffypony: apparently I have hundreds
fluffypony: sure
mircea_popescu: danke.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+]
punkman: I lol'd https://oilrigcontractors.com/
assbot: OilRigContractors.com is brought to you by Rothstein & Company Oil Rig Contractors Limited, a private limited company incorporated in the United Kingdom with Company Registration Number 08987618.
punkman: that gif
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lmaop
fluffypony: the whole HYIP thing is just circlejerky, bunch of people at the top making money
fluffypony: and the guys running the forums and the shill accounts too
fluffypony: it's kinda exactly like Warrior Forum and BHW :-P
mircea_popescu: they;re not really making money
mircea_popescu: unlike the wf/bhw/btctalk etc
fluffypony: I'm sure they get enough people to "invest"
mircea_popescu: no see this is the problem : petty crime is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.
punkman: yeah but those "investors" only have $0.50
mircea_popescu: at least if you sling dope you get to have some fun
mircea_popescu: online fraud... meh.
fluffypony: it's like pirateat40 - Advanced Edition
fluffypony: just with smaller money
fluffypony: *moneys
mircea_popescu: hardly.
mircea_popescu: the cases where one strikes oil a la pirate are rare.
mircea_popescu: the thing works on the same econoimics as the spam "business".
fluffypony: "LICENSED SCRIPT"
fluffypony: well that's a relief
fluffypony: for a moment I thought their script was unlicensed
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/and-another-one-bites-the-dust-bitmarketeu/ < discussed there
assbot: And another one bites the dust : bitmarket.eu pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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mircea_popescu: o hey.
fluffypony: O.o
mircea_popescu: ;;rated punkman
gribble: You rated user punkman on Sun Apr 13 18:38:02 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: New blood.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate punkman 1 Talent scout and secret agent.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user punkman has changed from 1 to 1.
mircea_popescu: http://www.cosbycoin.com/
assbot: cosbycoin
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02394308 = 0.1197 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.02392182 = 0.3588 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.0242339 = 0.5089 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: what did I just read
fluffypony: with all the redundancy, that blog post needs to RIP in pieces
mircea_popescu: yes. there would be indeed technology ? answer lies inside.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu be honest with us
mircea_popescu: return on investment roi.
fluffypony: this is the guy you're keeping to run S.LIMBS isn't it
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: you gotta admire the good quality generator tho.
fluffypony: article rewriters seem to be getting a little better with time too
pankkake: I wonder, in how many years we won't be sure we are talking to/reading an human on the internet
pankkake: the issue is that it just be a dumb human
fluffypony: pankkake: cleverbot is already leading the way
mircea_popescu: pankkake this is just a restatement of why you can't have "decentralised" stock exchanges.
mircea_popescu: you trust the content based on it being signed by trustworthy sources.
mircea_popescu: !up jespern
mircea_popescu: !up mumu
pankkake: ahah, imagine a bot creating businesses
mircea_popescu: believe it or not it's actually being worked on.
fluffypony: pankkake: you could have an ARMY of trolls!
pankkake: my troll is handcrafted, we're not skimping on the quality
mircea_popescu: this is like the idea that buttcrafted shit is somehoiw better shit than mass produced shit.
fluffypony: Etsy is the bane of my existence
fluffypony: the wife sees stuff on it and is like "OMFG LOOK HOW AMAZING COZ HANDCRAFTED"
fluffypony: and then 20 seconds of searching finds the same crap on banggood or aliexpress
fluffypony: "handmade"
pankkake: handmade… by a chinese
danielpbarron: that sounds like "DACs" or whatever they are called (decentralized autonomous corporations a.k.a. scams)
fluffypony: The Future of Business (tm)
mircea_popescu: so it does.
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mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare
fluffypony: !up Shakespeare
fluffypony: oh
mircea_popescu: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27439139
assbot: BBC News - Bosnia and Serbia emergency after 'worst ever' floods
mircea_popescu: and I was complaining.
Shakespeare: ur gonna love this
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7388 @ 0.00099611 = 7.3593 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: When asked what one Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - Brock Pierce
mircea_popescu: wait, the guy has money to invest somehow now ?
fluffypony: we should get him to invest in S.OBVSKAM
mircea_popescu: wasn'ty he supposed to be a lawyer ?
Shakespeare: no he's the alleged peso dude
Shakespeare: pedo
mircea_popescu: o o
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/467306096970178560
assbot: When asked what one #Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - /brockpierce via /Bitcoin_Assets
TomServo: lol
mircea_popescu: gotta love these people's show biz prior experience.
mircea_popescu: they know how to protect themselves and what to say.
TomServo: His last post is a link to "Why Mastercoin Could Go to 1 BTC"... not going to read it, sorry.
mircea_popescu: Why The Sky May Contain A Pie, And Wherebouts Would It Be.
jborkl: Well we were better off with the sr and ml than peepee touchers
mircea_popescu: jborkl they. what do we care ?
mircea_popescu: not like WE're the ones going to hang out with the menagerie.
mircea_popescu: well except for tat, who has an apparent penchant for stepping in sheit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350888 = 0.294 BTC [-] {2}
jborkl: tat will never be the same
mircea_popescu: at least unlike nefario's lolference coupla years ago, these schmucks kinda know they don't belong in here.
jborkl: well you know you make a really good point as always
fluffypony: nubbins`: just in case you missed it, we've all spoken in your absence and decided we need #bitcoin-assets t-shirts made, plz make happen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2800 @ 0.00099361 = 2.7821 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350999 = 0.294 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up frothy
nubbins`: hi friends
nubbins`: fluffypony i just got a ;;later tell about just that
fluffypony: exce-rent
mircea_popescu: frothy are you the pierced chick fluffy was gonna contact ?
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyuQe8n9Xyg
assbot: Lagwagon - May 16 - YouTube
frothy: nope
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07350999 = 0.3675 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: aok
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: sent a msg, haven't had a reply
mircea_popescu: so who are you then
nubbins`: ^ i always feel good when i remember this song on this day
frothy: curious bystander
mircea_popescu: nubbins` how's life treatin ya ?
nubbins`: mp not bad, v busy these days
nubbins`: lotta projects on the go, not much free time for irc
mircea_popescu: better than hanging out all day like all teh other bums.
nubbins`: heh. well, to a point
mircea_popescu: :p
nubbins`: today tho, i plan on listening to music from my youth and drinking Krombacher
nubbins`: and not working
fluffypony: because you have those pesky t-shirts to design?
fluffypony: :-P
nubbins`: people keep mentioning t-shirts, but without any details XD
fluffypony: nubbins`: witty remark on the front
fluffypony: cool bitcoin-assets logo-ish thing on the back
fluffypony: or the other way round
nubbins`: "the bee-dash-ay took my baby away?"
nubbins`: styled #b-a, of course
fluffypony: lol
TomServo: what about "too honest for a shady logo"
nubbins`: "too drunk to fuck"
fluffypony: maybe we should come up with a couple and then put it to a gpg signed vote
mircea_popescu: someone had a kickass idea these days about a b-a shirt
mircea_popescu: but i forgot wtf it was
nubbins`: wait, no, that's a dead kennedys song.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu thank dog for the log!
nubbins`: ...actually that's not bad right there
mircea_popescu: ya srsly.
mircea_popescu: :D
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: as long as we don't end up with "thank doge" due to a misprint
nubbins`: i don't make misprints :D
nubbins`: actually, that's a lie. we have a box full of misprinted shirts that we use for test prints
nubbins`: when too covered in ink, we cut 'em up for cleaning rags
nubbins`: nothing wasted!
nubbins`: anyway, fun times these days. we had a big show on the 4th
nubbins`: lotta art got sold, lotta live music got listened to
nubbins`: i got drunker than i planned, smoked a ton of drugs, and still managed to not lose track of the money
mircea_popescu: o hey wd.
mircea_popescu: lol bitch got money on her mind.
fluffypony: dat skillz
nubbins`: yah
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00711996 = 0.1068 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: the Square app + credit card reader helped a lot
nubbins`: it lets ya track cash sales too
TomServo: nubbins`: does that still have no fees?
nubbins`: 2.75% i think
nubbins`: standard cc fee
nubbins`: oh started making plans for yoorup vacation too
nubbins`: france+netherlands+germany
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.0768999 = 1.1535 BTC [+]
nubbins`: oh hey, someone interviewed vexual
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFi6QVlE6rc
assbot: Strange Guy Interviewed - YouTube
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mircea_popescu: i forget, what was theymos' real name ?
nubbins`: don't think i ever knew it
nubbins`: Steve Spiros?
jborkl: Gavin Andresen: Rising Transaction Fees Could Price Poor Out of Bitcoin <Just for you Mircea, cause you care sooo much :)
nubbins`: fun fact, poor people don't own btc
jborkl: yeah, kinda a logic loop fail there on Gavins part
nubbins`: "paying 50 cents to move $10k worth of currency could price poor out of bitcoin"
mircea_popescu: actually, i pay 2-5 dollars on a regular basis for 10-100k worth of btc.
nubbins`: "I can't afford these transaction fees," tweeted Steve Spiros from his iPhone 5S
mircea_popescu: i don't see the problem with it. and i do not see what business children / poor people have in bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: money is not for children, money is for adults. school and , in some jurisdictions, cock sucking is for children.
jborkl: western union charging $20 to send $400 seems to work for poor people all the time
nubbins`: brb popping 3 doors down to have a beer with the hippies
pankkake: I'm a cheap ass, I almost always send zero fee
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.442 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0768999 = 0.769 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00099361 = 8.545 BTC [-]
mike_c: ascii's been quiet lately. must be working hard!
mike_c: cardano needs more power!
mike_c: (yes, a tim allen reference)
thestringpuller: the cardano lives
thestringpuller: YES IT IS ALIVE
thestringpuller: mike_c what's the action? where da work at?
mike_c: who knows man, i am drowning in fucking shell scripts.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.00616993 = 0.1851 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00099361 = 10.6813 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: yum bash scripts
mike_c: sed 's/me working/hire someone/g'
mircea_popescu: mike_c afaik he was moving.
mike_c: ah, to the new labratory
bounce: shell scripts != bash scripts
mike_c: boratory
mircea_popescu: course that was like a week ago
mike_c: ;;google laboratory
gribble: Laboratory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laboratory>; Argonne National Laboratory: <http://www.anl.gov/>; Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory: <http://www.lbl.gov/>
benkay: http://ergoemacs.org/misc/xah_as_good_as_dead.html
assbot: I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee
benkay: poor fucker needs bitcoin ads
benkay: pff mike_c you need bash horsepower?
mike_c: haha "possibly homeless. i fear i lose my internet"
mike_c: glad to see he has priorities
punkman: $1600 rent
benkay: well his priorities are mad fucked.
mike_c: benkay: you're the one who told me to write this shit myself instead of use ansible. i blame you.
punkman: ansible is awesome
benkay: i could write it for you man
punkman: except the YAML part
mike_c: i have this thing where i don't trust anyone to setup my servers except me. i should get over it, but i haven't yet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 69 @ 0.00611448 = 0.4219 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: you shouldn't get over it
mircea_popescu: but you will.
punkman: mice_c, if you got a good recipe, I can turn the thing into an ansible script. I don't trust myself to come up with the recipe though.
mike_c: i'll keep that in mind punkman. i've still got a couple more server types to get through.
benkay: what are you building out, mike_c ?
HeySteve2: some good scambusting here: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/lsm-labs-poorly-veiled-scam/2014/05/16
assbot: LSM Labs: A Poorly-Veiled Scam » CryptoCoinsNews
mike_c: normal webstack. just a little more robust and scalable than usual.
mircea_popescu: lsm labs ?!
mircea_popescu: what were the other labs, ratlabs ?
TomServo: butterfly labs? :)
mircea_popescu: "You will be required to register to Bitcoin Talk and other forums and start conversations on our products. We will advise you what you will need to say.  You will need to create 5 accounts for us on bitcoin talk to start with (this takes 7 days to be active). Then I will instruct you on what else needs to be completed."
HeySteve2: yeah Samuel did a piece on BFL http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/we-need-to-talk-about-butterfly-labs/2014/05/15
assbot: We Need to Talk About Butterfly Labs
HeySteve2: sent him to the trilema link to help his research
mircea_popescu: HeySteve2 link me to twitter of that story ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0768859 = 0.3075 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.076886 = 2.3066 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: nm, found it. and also, why the fuck does the page load > 150 elements ?
mircea_popescu: time for a trim, seriously.
HeySteve2: um yeah, I don't tweet much. not sure how to link to a tweet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07688633 = 1.1533 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/CryptoCoinsNews/status/467303616563273728
assbot: LSM Labs: A Poorly-VeiledScam http://t.co/1aTVsxNNvC
HeySteve2: oh right, the date, got it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.076886 = 0.2307 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.00051 = 0.51 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: about when will mpoe-pr come back : http://trilema.com/2014/the-forum-and-its-implementation/
assbot: The forum and its implementation. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
benkay: wow the migration's in full effect
benkay: to argentina, i mean.
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAf27OkuYE
assbot: Argentine National Anthem (English Subtitled) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00099438 = 8.85 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ¡Oíd, mortales!, el grito sagrado:
mircea_popescu: ¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad!, ¡Libertad!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 70 @ 0.07688705 = 5.3821 BTC [+] {4}
thestringpuller: that post didn't answer the question
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.0778631 = 9.3436 BTC [+] {8}
thestringpuller: But i do like the conclusion
thestringpuller: \there is no need for social media
mircea_popescu: which question ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.078 = 2.574 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: THE QUESTION
thestringpuller: I don't even know the question
mircea_popescu: aok.
thestringpuller: you're making me want to start a blog!
mircea_popescu: make it a good one.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14791 @ 0.00099424 = 14.7058 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.078 = 0.234 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2018 @ 0.00012064 = 0.2435 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00099336 = 57.2175 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/mining-rigs-3
assbot: Bitcoin Mining Rigs 3: Mine Hard With a Vengeance - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
mircea_popescu: i lolled
mircea_popescu: fluffypony http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg that one of your rigs ?
fluffypony: no
fluffypony: that's a piece of shelving
mircea_popescu: that's what i meant, the metal
fluffypony: nope, that's literally some shitty shelving from the hardware store
fluffypony: with cable ties
mircea_popescu: ah ok
fluffypony: http://imgur.com/a/Z2szr
assbot: OpenRigs.com Product Pics - Imgur
mike_c: but does it work just as well :D
mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/icecubes-m20y9.jpg this is so lulzy
mircea_popescu: "can't use ice like that, it causes condensation
fluffypony: mike_c: yes, but definitely not as solid or wife friendly
mircea_popescu: "well ok, wrap the cup in a towel. condensation problem... no longer immediately visible"
mircea_popescu: forum engineeering.
fluffypony: LOL
mircea_popescu: fluffypony ah i see. yeah.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07895 = 0.3948 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07895 = 0.8685 BTC [+]
mike_c: that site is awesome
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.07984431 = 2.9542 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: it's not bad. course it's a layer of lulz, just as much a satire of its authors intent as of early forum fucktardery.
mike_c: well, i meant that post specifically. those garage pics are great
mircea_popescu: fo sho
mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/easy-like-sunday-morning << dec 2013, trying to sell this idea that you can't really sell bitcofins.
assbot: Easy like Sunday morning - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
mircea_popescu: meanwhile may 2014, people have the reverse problem : can't really buy.
chetty: DOJ: Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners
mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/dailyupdates/2014/05/14/caprice-31073/images/full/15.jpg
kakobrekla: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg
kakobrekla: this was YAH on glbse iirc
kakobrekla: bah
kakobrekla: wrong pic
kakobrekla: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigmess-bejj0.jpg.jpeg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00414925 = 0.1245 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: thos one
cgcardona: good morning o/
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yeah i think you're right
mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/090613-29359/pics/15.jpg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0799 = 1.3583 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/092013-30293/pics/12.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/122313-31176/pics/15.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/080913-30321/pics/12.jpg
jborkl: mircea_popescu : is there a public price and volume record of S.MPOE available?
mircea_popescu: i hope i've fixed everyone's productivity.
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009876 / 0.00099394 / 0.00099934 (766871 shares, 762.23 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00095539 / 0.00101 (5998711 shares, 5,731.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094532 / 0.00101 (24007139 shares, 22,694.47 BTC)
mircea_popescu: like that ?
jborkl: historic
mircea_popescu: not unless you've been watching the reported vwap
mircea_popescu: if memory serves mike_c was keeping some data on his blog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07996258 = 0.3199 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://www.btcalpha.com/mpex/stocks/s-mpoe/
assbot: S.MPOE Analysis - Btc Alpha
jborkl: ok that answered it, I will just start from now
mircea_popescu: you can prolly grep the logs for "[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D" it's called often enough
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.08003223 = 2.0808 BTC [+] {4}
mike_c: jborkl: kakobrekla sells that data.
mircea_popescu: oh and a special one for pankkake http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/123013-31235/pics/07.jpg
jborkl: ah ok
mike_c: if you're looking for full historicals.
kakobrekla: no data is free, you pay for the protocol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08106296 = 0.1621 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: you can parse it from irc and or logs
kakobrekla: bbl
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08199916 = 1.968 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-]
mike_c: well, if kakobrekla doesn't mind i'm happy to give you a dump then. i've got them all in a database.
jborkl: cool, that will work
mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/bitcoiner-cult-leader not bad also
assbot: Bitcoiner or cult leader? - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.082 = 0.164 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up foodies
foodies: multumesc tizule
foodies: si nu ma refer la assbot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00099004 = 9.0589 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: it starts by making sense or it gets the hose again.
mike_c: multumesc! the only romanian word i know. 'thank you', right?
foodies: yup
mircea_popescu: mike_c tizule would be the vocative of tiz which denotes someone with the same given name.
mike_c: interesting. but slow down here, if I become multilingual i get kicked out of the US.
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't worry, you're getting kicked out of the us anyway.
mike_c: maybe i'll kick them out and i'll stay.
chetty: mike_c, And thats a bad thing?
mircea_popescu: that's the domain of the childless.
foodies: lol muricans
mike_c: chetty: grandparents get upset if you take their grandchildren to another continent.
chetty: they can go too ya know
mike_c: have you ever spoken to old people? :)
mircea_popescu: i don't think she does much of that :D
chetty: no, I don't talk to myself much
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.082 = 1.23 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: mircea_popescu: weirldly enough, feet is not on my fetish list. it's certainly too mainstream
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.082 = 4.92 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: oh it was bellybutton lint was it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.08337527 = 5.9196 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00098953 = 25.1341 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: a nice, somewhat deep, round, bellebutton
mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/bitcoin-women-children-last
assbot: Bitcoin: Women and Children Last - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
pankkake: defitively no outies
mircea_popescu: possibly the most selfparodying thing on buttcoin.org
mircea_popescu: sounds like a 15yo cracked.com writer is trying to fit in.
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin, viewed from the outside, seems to be vastly white, male, and very loudly libertarian. This is possibly just a result of a wider problem in the tech world [...]" etc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 129 @ 0.08935059 = 11.5262 BTC [+] {9}
mircea_popescu: being white, male and libertarian is a problem now.
pankkake: I'm actually surprised by the lack of libertarians
mircea_popescu: cause you know, we all wanna be black women working for the govt.
pankkake: well, on bitcointalk and whatever
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 69 @ 0.09446816 = 6.5183 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 53 @ 0.0355283 = 1.883 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 106 @ 0.0945 = 10.017 BTC [+]
pankkake: and, interestingly, while my encounters with bitcoiners and libertarians have been both hugely male (or females with "male personalities"), the races have been fairly diverse
fluffypony: yeah
pankkake: I suppose racism still sells more than sexism
fluffypony: the "no women in IT" thing has been done for ages
artifexd: pankkake: Can you make penguirker display the total in bitcoin and whether it was a sell or a buy? Something like "Buy 4882.0000 ATC @ 0.00000220 BTC [0.01074040BTC]"
pankkake: well, I kinda hoped mod6 would make his bot work :p
pankkake: I find the sell/buy thing weird. for bitcoin-central I show wether it's up or down from prev trade, like assbot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00415702 = 0.2079 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: but perhaps it has a psychological sense
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.041 = 0.82 BTC [+]
moiety: pankkake: females with "male personalities" << ??
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00415735 = 0.1621 BTC [+]
mike_c: well, it is different info. you can have consecutive buys that are dropping in price if the spread is moving.
pankkake: moiety: for examples females that usually prefer the company of males
mircea_popescu: um. those'd be female personality females.
mircea_popescu: male personality females'd prefer the company of females. right ?
moiety: i thought you meant females masquerading as males
pankkake: as friends, not as sexual partners
pankkake: ahah, no
mircea_popescu: "I walk in and a group of people are already sitting at a long table. I say hi and hover for a second, determining where to sit. Entirely uninvited, and before I even have a chance to react, one guy proceeds to grab me by the waist and pull me into an awkward, grope-y side hug next to him on the bench. To reiterate, I’ve never met this man in my life. I try giving him the benefit of the doubt and make some quip about
mircea_popescu: his being a friendly sort, but it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly when he puts his hand on my leg and leaves it there until I squirm uncomfortably."
mircea_popescu: dude srsly.
mircea_popescu: http://www.ariannasimpson.com/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin-meetup/ this poor woman.
assbot: This is what it's like to be a woman at a Bitcoin meetup - Arianna Simpson
mike_c: old news :) you even commented on that post a while ago
pankkake: except those guys will do it to a male too. I don't like it either but I'm not going to blog about it
pankkake: not that hard to make it known you don't like it
mircea_popescu: mike_c hm, did i totally blank it out ? link ?
mike_c: you did. your comment is still there
mircea_popescu: pankkake you telling me some dude grabbed you by the waist at some event ?
chetty: geeze, enough with putting people in groups - wtf it matters male/female at a btc meetup?
pankkake: plenty of people will grab, touch, whatever
mircea_popescu: ah. her image *still* doesn't load.
mike_c: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2014#554955 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
thestringpuller: chetty do you even leave your cave?
thestringpuller: lolol
thestringpuller: <3
mircea_popescu: i never read it before. i was just looking for the pic.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 99.58971344 BTC to 66`206 shares, 150424 satoshi per share
chetty: thestringpuller, hey I was at the first romanian btc conference!
thestringpuller: o rly?
mircea_popescu: yea, she was there.
chetty: and just an fyi, the only female engineer in biggish corp for years - its not realy a big deal, these women are whiners
fluffypony: chetty: did you accidentally an "as"
mircea_popescu: ". Since Bitcoin is still so new, we have the rare opportunity to get onboard before the ship has sailed, becoming knowledgeable before a vast majority of people have ever even heard of it. "
mircea_popescu: ahaha fat fucking chance.
mircea_popescu: "Learning about it now, instead of trying to play catch-up as it often seems like we are in terms of women in STEM fields, programming, or traditional finance, will surely reap great benefits." this is so true, yet so hopeless.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09499999 = 0.285 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: shame
moiety: if she loves bitcoin so much why is she making everyone out to be creeps? afaik you get creeps at all kinds of gatherings and she'd have a better chance of me even getting to the end of the article if she didn't sound so retarded while whinging
fluffypony: moiety: clearly she's never gone to an IRC meet
fluffypony: although I haven't dared go to one since the 90s
moiety: i haven't been to any
moiety: but i'm not about to assume that every person is the same
mike_c: we ganging up on arianna? she got groped at the meetup. that seems like a legitimate beef to me.
mircea_popescu: moiety on a plain reading on that article, it'd be because they were creeps.
moiety: she is doing to other people what she doesn't want done to herself
mircea_popescu: i gather she refused further media exposure for the sake of not driving the creep image.
fluffypony: mike_c: I don't think we were ganging up on her
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 11 @ 0.041 = 0.451 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: fluffypony i have been to a few, dunno why are you having issues with the meets.
kakobrekla: or maybe im a part of that werido group
moiety: mike_c: its a legit gripe to be felt up but not to label all as gropers
mircea_popescu: mike_c tbh having actually read the thing nao, it doesn't seem she's beefing, and moreover the entire feminist/sexism/what have you apparatus is useless and inadequate.
fluffypony: kakobrekla: tech IRC meets !== IRC meets
mircea_popescu: adult woman got stuck among a bunch of weirdo kids.
mike_c: kakobrekla: you care if i publish s.mpoe trade history that I got from your feed?
mircea_popescu: weirdo activities ensued.
fluffypony: kakobrekla: like a bitcoin-assets meet would definitely not be the same as a #sex meet :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04142 = 0.1243 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: mike_c not really, as i said, data is free, you pay for delivery
mircea_popescu: fluffypony because people at a #sex met would imagine they've got an in already with anyone present ?
mike_c: ok
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: exactly
mike_c: jborkl: here you go. https://s3.amazonaws.com/btcalpha/static/mpoe_price.csv
mircea_popescu: all i can say is ew.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.041 = 0.123 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: moiety honestly i dun see such labelling
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
jborkl: thank you mike_c
moiety: i probably shouldn't have ranted second half is sort of different
moiety: i still dont like the title though
mircea_popescu: you can rant, it's allowed :)
fluffypony: moiety: I hear your point, though, and I agree
mircea_popescu: yeah i can attest the title is inept. it + the context + the missing image when mike_c linked it first ensured i wasn't going to read it.
mircea_popescu: it got a 2nd shot once buttderp guy linked it, but it could just as well not have.
moiety: i just really don't like such sweeping statements and i feel she contradicts herself a bit in this article
mircea_popescu: you ever been to a bitcoin event btw ?
fluffypony: moiety wouldn't without her manul
moiety: i haven't actually, scotland is rather sparse for these things and i missed London
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/vavamacoin/status/467351846856572932
assbot: http://t.co/59ORqW7KbO For the love of toes. (Warning, topless women).
moiety: but if i turned up to one and someone did that i wouldn't sit and squirm and complain abut it later, i'd say, wanna get off my leg please, kthx
mircea_popescu: omfg i've just been groped on twitter
kakobrekla: a year in this room turns any bitcoin conf into noobfest
mircea_popescu: moiety well what if you kinda liked them
moiety: then its not entirely creeping is it?
fluffypony: kakobrekla: werd
kakobrekla: you are better off staying home
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
fluffypony: BingoBoingo:)
moiety: kakobrekla: just as well, i don't seem to go anywhere
kakobrekla: high five!
moiety: THOUGH! i have had some good news! I think i found a roof :D
moiety: (with walls and floors and everything!)
kakobrekla: you moving?
moiety: ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it
fluffypony: sex weeks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: ...
moiety: woke up this morning to an email asking if i would like to view a place i enquired about :D
moiety: SIX** omg
moiety: six
kakobrekla: six sex?
fluffypony: !b6
fluffypony: ffs
kakobrekla: fail
fluffypony forgets how to bash
moiety: omg please dont bash that
kakobrekla: omg please bash that.
assbot: Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2G1RQPA.txt )
pankkake: !b 12 ✂︎
moiety: pankkake!
pankkake: not enough
moiety: i am so red now you wouldn't believe
assbot: Last 30 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3WBFE8E.txt )
pankkake: !b 30 ✂︎
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00410314 = 0.1887 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: lmao
kakobrekla: anyway, going far moiety ?
moiety: and i did it again, ijust said please bash that and i meant DONT bash that ffs shoot me now
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> you are better off staying home << kako is developing an ideology here
kakobrekla: :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0945 = 0.2835 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: how else am i going to keep you all connected to irc
moiety: no just back to my home town
mircea_popescu: <moiety> ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it << now we know how she's making rent.
mircea_popescu: moiety> i am so red now you wouldn't believe << aww! sokay hon, it's just a freudian sleep.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 122 @ 0.04004097 = 4.885 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: lol!
moiety: i swear you could toast things onmy face right now
mircea_popescu: there there.
mircea_popescu: anyone read lunes de fiel ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.093999 = 0.376 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim is still in the US and dirt cheap here. UK's the ones who banned it. Then again this is the third antibiotic so far.
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mircea_popescu: !b 1337 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: this should prolly have a limit.
fluffypony: heh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0915001 = 0.4575 BTC [-]
Duffer1: b all
Duffer1: :P
fluffypony: Duffer1: mornings/afternoons as it may be
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BingoBoingo: !b 31337 ✂︎
BingoBoingo: ^ limit
Duffer1: hello
moiety: kakobrekla: please dont add them!
BingoBoingo: moiety: I thought this waas lampelina business
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lampelina has been working on this business for sex weeks.
moiety: lampelina: please don't add them!
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah.
moiety: lol oh dear, i'm not going to live this one down am i
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benkay: !b 1/0 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: moiety you know when your older brothers are picking on you tis better to pretend like you jus don care.
benkay: !b 0 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: !b http://xkcd.com/327/
assbot: xkcd: Exploits of a Mom
moiety: i make the worst typos, i should be used to it
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: How does end of June look for you?
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: I'm not sure yet. I'm assuming rather busy.
thestringpuller: ah
thestringpuller: The way of life
lampelina has nothing to do with mentioned
benkay: a lampelina?
mircea_popescu: o she lives! hai!
lampelina: hai!
mircea_popescu: so what ARE you doing atm ? kako is always obscure on the topic.
mircea_popescu: some sort of b-a website overhaul ?
lampelina: I'm having dinner at the moment
kakobrekla: i think she is still butthurt over the dishes thingy
lampelina: ?
mircea_popescu: dishes ?!
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Yeah, sometime in the next couple months there's going to be surgery to pin some delicate glands into place so they never get tangled again. Once that happens I'll probably be less than portable for a while.
benkay: so very weirdly, my irc client refuses to autocomplete lampelina
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00098962 = 7.6696 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo your... your glands got tangled ?!
kakobrekla: yeah, i told the story in romania.
thestringpuller: ouch :(
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, the left one twisted.
thestringpuller: sounds like testicular torsion
BingoBoingo: Yeah, twas untwisted in the ER
mircea_popescu: http://www.epmonthly.com/www.epmonthly.com/departments/clinical-skills/ultrasound/time-is-testicle/ ?
assbot: Time is Testicle
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wait, when was this ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, I'm not that unfortunate schmuck.
BingoBoingo: It was the first Sunday in May
mircea_popescu: wow sucks dood.
mircea_popescu: i hope she was worth it.
thestringpuller: this will forever remind me of Venture Brothers
benkay: mike_c: from another channel: "<jnerula> nijotz: It begins, I've inserted an ipdb into ansible'
benkay: "
BingoBoingo: Eh, worse things could have happened. The ultrasound could have said I was fucked.
mircea_popescu: isn't this how myspace was born ?
pankkake: was there a discussion about ansible ?
mircea_popescu: in logz
pankkake: I'm certainly looking for *sane* configuration management systems (and obviously, not written in ruby)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.09401809 = 1.9744 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: hey, anyone here knows about those voice servers gameplayers use ?
kakobrekla: ventrilo and teamspeak ?
moiety: ive heard of mumble and teamspeak
pankkake: mumble!
kakobrekla: i have none
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3560 @ 0.00099076 = 3.5271 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: i used both years ago
fluffypony: pankkake: I can only speak of ansible with the highest regard inasmuch as I have seen/worked with it as implemented by a sysadmin (who I consider to be among the most savvy *nix admins I've ever known) of mine on a project last year
mircea_popescu: yes
benkay: gpg phone system?
mircea_popescu: so anyone got a server running/want to set me one up ?
fluffypony: ooooh
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets teamspeak?
kakobrekla: you dont want that
pankkake: fluffypony: good. these things need to be approved by bearded sysadmins, not macbook developers :p
mircea_popescu: well, trilema the rift guilt teamspeak
fluffypony: pankkake: exactly :)
benkay: what do you guys have against hipster?!
pankkake: benkay: gpg would probably introduce too much latency
benkay: hipsters*
pankkake: benkay: nothing, as long as they are all burned
fluffypony: hah hah
benkay: pankkake: gpg just for identifying ownership of endpoints
fluffypony: throw the hipster down the well
fluffypony: so my country can be free
benkay: what is even a hipster
pankkake: haha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00099076 = 13.4743 BTC [+]
benkay: no seriously
benkay: what is a hipster
fluffypony: benkay: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster
assbot: How to Be a Hipster: 28 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
pankkake: if it was easy to define I wouldn't hate them so much
benkay: so a shibboleth
benkay: what's wrong with tailored pants?
benkay: and being blind?
fluffypony: "If you do eat meat, you must assert that choice as a cynical transcendence of vegetarians' futile attempts to save the world."
benkay: the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things
Naphex: mircea_popescu: use mumble instead of TS
Naphex: much better
pankkake: trying to install murmur (the mumble server), it wants to install a bunch of Qt dependencies :/
benkay: that's fucking retarded fluffypony i want my minute and a half back
mircea_popescu: Naphex either one i dn care
fluffypony: benkay: it was like the third link on Google, I was trying to do your job for you
fluffypony: :-P
benkay: i'm not asking for retards opinions about what a hipster is
fluffypony: ;;ud hipster
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster | Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation  ...
mircea_popescu: !up Quanttek
mike_c: benkay: lol ipdb :) ansible had to be too good to be true.
benkay: is this a bare metal thing, mike_c ?
mircea_popescu: benkay> the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things <<
Quanttek: thanks
mircea_popescu: vintage = dressing in 2nd hand shops.
mike_c: no, virtual
benkay: fuckit.py ☟︎
mircea_popescu: quite becoming for young women.
mircea_popescu: Quanttek sure. so who might you be ?
benkay: you know how i feel about provisioning virtual instances.
benkay: on the topic, this is the stupidity my day has devolved into: http://docs.aws.amazon.com/ElasticLoadBalancing/latest/DeveloperGuide/UsingTheCommandLineTools.html
assbot: Install the Elastic Load Balancing Command Line Interface - Elastic Load Balancing
Quanttek: mircea_popescu: just a lurker and community manager of monero who wants to stay up to date
mircea_popescu: what is monero ? (mp wants to stay up to date too)
Quanttek: mircea_popescu: prolly the biggest anonymous cryptocurrency (if you don't coun dark, because scammy and more privat then anonym)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07374645 = 0.295 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: why monero and not bytecoin? aren't they the same thing basically?
Apocalyptic: Quanttek, you know Steve ?
mircea_popescu: http://www.coinssource.com/monero-cryptonote-bytecoin-2nd-generation-anonymity/ this thing ?
assbot: Bytecoin Monero CryptoNote
Apocalyptic: Quanttek, nevermind, I mixed it up with moneero
kakobrekla: meanwhile in april 2013 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=164569.0
assbot: [NEW CURRENCY] Maria 2.0 was banned, here is her proof. The birth of Bytecoin!
Quanttek: pankkake: kind of, but bytecoin got 2 years premined and obfuscated and complicated the code for advantages for the devs. get's probably dumped, when the price rises. also we have an active development (miner is 10times faster + pool +gui + exchanges)
Apocalyptic: btw not so smart to choose a name that close to an established s.a.
kakobrekla: so they finally ran out of altcoin names
pankkake: oh well. I mined some bytecoin but the wallet has a bug so I can't access them
Quanttek: pankkake: 80% is preminded. it shouldn't suprise you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 16.86679648 BTC to 29`438 shares, 57296 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: anyone bored enough care to eval this monero thing ?
Apocalyptic: "Egalitarian proof of work"
Apocalyptic: what the hell is this ?
fluffypony: pankkake: different bytecoin
fluffypony: pankkake: there was a shitcoin called Bytecoin that nobody pid any attention to
fluffypony: *paid
pankkake: I know
Quanttek: well. it's an algorith called cryptonight, which uses a big cratchpad and some advantages of cpu, so it is atm only cpu and gpu won't be that much faster
Apocalyptic: and I see "inflation to preserve mining incentives"
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: it's reasonably interesting
fluffypony: mostly because it uses ring signatures for transactions
fluffypony: so plausible deniability
fluffypony: and you can specify a mixin count for a transaction
fluffypony: and transactions are grouped with similar transactions in the mixin
fluffypony: also it's not forked from bitcoin
mircea_popescu: o thhat thing
mircea_popescu: i remember now
fluffypony: so the RPC API is fucked and incomplete
mircea_popescu: ok yeah
fluffypony: and there's tons of poorly written code that is being fixed
fluffypony: but in principle it's interesting, a lot more interesting than CNBC-COIN
fluffypony: or whatever it's called
mircea_popescu: right.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09395 = 0.9395 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: what's the cap, i forget
kakobrekla: basically this altcoin market is now same as penny stocks market or what
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla same in the sense of worse
Quanttek: that's probably monero's biggest challenge: fixing the code and making the code more readable
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: ~18.4 million
fluffypony: block reward is also interesting, started at 20 I think (blocks every minute)
fluffypony: "Uses a recurrence relation. Block reward = (M - A) * 2-20 * 10-12, where A = current circulation. Roughly 86% mined in 4 years"
fluffypony: block reward graph: http://i.imgur.com/lDqIdyd.png
mircea_popescu: not much confidence in the "gpu resistence" theory huh
fluffypony: none
fluffypony: it's not supposed to be though
mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare
fluffypony: !up Shakespeare
fluffypony: double ups
BingoBoingo: "3:15: I went over to the BitFury booth again and asked the man how much hashpower they have shipped to date. He stared, so I asked again. Looking like he caught a their, he smirked and said, “Why do you want to know that? You want to know how much money we make, what?” I said no, that I’m just interested to know how much hashpower is out there because of them, nothing nefarious. He wouldn’t say any answer other than hinti
BingoBoingo: ng they hadn’t provided the majority. I wonder if he’d tolerate me asking if they’d rent some hashes to ATC…" Shakespeare
BingoBoingo: http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog/
assbot: The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog
fluffypony: heh heh
Shakespeare: just posted final update for today
kakobrekla: seems to have lot of similar properties, satoshi prices, dumb investors, poor investors, mostly scams, pump and dumps, nobody except for launchers/brokers making money
kakobrekla: i never thought it will come this far
mike_c: !down kakobrekla for slander
kakobrekla: heh
fluffypony: kakobrekla: did you read that Nautiluscoin article that was linked yesterday?
mircea_popescu: !drown him
kakobrekla: no
kakobrekla: dunno
fluffypony: it's hilarious
kakobrekla: i saw a twitter convo
jborkl: https://www.bcoinnews.com <- not that I need it yet but https is done
assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials
fluffypony: jborkl: nice
pankkake: mircea_popescu, others: I set up a mumble server on better certificate, hostname will come later if needed
mircea_popescu: Naphex https://twitter.com/Vlad_Roberto/status/467365570489237504
assbot: /Mircea_Popescu Mircea, your name sounds familiar. Eti involved cu cryptos? Sunt chiar civa romni bgai n industria asta nou.
mircea_popescu: pankkake love you. how do i use it ?
pankkake: install mumble, connect to the server, and that is all
mircea_popescu: i ask cause im gonna put it in guild wall so what do i need to specx ? just the ip ?
Naphex: mircea_popescu: lol:))
mike_c: #b-a in voice! somebody stream that.
pankkake: yeah, just the ip, it's the default port
fluffypony: mike_c: it's for their guild, we're not cool enough to join
mircea_popescu: ty
fluffypony would totally join a b-a voice
fluffypony: we could call it bav
benkay: i just want a phone number that i own via gpg.
kakobrekla: anyway, the point i was trying to make, altscams are here to stay
benkay: some of them may even not be scams some day, kakobrekla
fluffypony: benkay: Apple would never allow it :-P
mircea_popescu: !up Guest32894
mircea_popescu: fluffypony you can join, what.
benkay: fluffypony: what does Apple have to do with anything?
mircea_popescu: just troll ppl trying to raid.
kakobrekla: benkay sounds like you should open altxchange
fluffypony: benkay: re: gpg phone numbers, not altcoins
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: is there a way for me to follow what's going on in the game so I can confuse things? :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.09133255 = 2.74 BTC [-] {6}
fluffypony: I mean, besides actually playing the game
mircea_popescu: fluffypony download rift and play ?
fluffypony: Shakespeare: so this Circle thing is just an overblown web-wallet?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00099001 = 24.4037 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's a vc money pit looking for new ways to justify why it's not delivering anything
fluffypony: why did I just waste 4 minutes watching this video
fluffypony: at least the hipster article I made benkay read made sense
mircea_popescu: pankkake i put it on guild wall, anyone show up ?
pankkake: no
pankkake: I'm going to buy food, back in a few minutes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09182006 = 0.9182 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: fluffypony circle's web wallet is insured and has no-fee Bitcoin buying
fluffypony: Shakespeare: it's still meh for all the hype
fluffypony: I was actually kinda hoping for something with more ambition
BingoBoingo: Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it.
fluffypony: ^^
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09188633 = 0.4594 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch
fluffypony: Shakespeare: I don't doubt that for a second
Shakespeare: and it being insured is at least interesting...
fluffypony: Shakespeare: 3:53 is borked grammatically
mike_c: classic bs video crap. just keep randomly switching between camera head-on and camera to the side. cuz it's cool when the person talking to you isn't looking at you.
Quanttek: I personally think that circle may have advanced security features, but they didn't thought of the usual laziness of users, especially newbies
fluffypony: mike_c: TAT is going to do the same thing for the Altcoin promo vid, just watch
fluffypony: Quanttek: I think they'll snag new users with the zero-fee buy, and I suppose 2FA is common enough that users won't have a problem with it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.0399999 = 0.28 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. << poretty much. and the fact they both exist indicates quite clearly why neither will succeed.
mircea_popescu: their walls are nil.
thestringpuller: walls?
mircea_popescu: <Shakespeare> well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch << sure, until someone else eats its lunch.
fluffypony: thestringpuller: that which prevents a competitor from taking over
mircea_popescu: this is like lending money to inner city druglords.
Shakespeare: I read that bullies are healthier
mircea_popescu: you'll never collect, they'll get killed before you ever could.
fluffypony: "Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency"
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: wait waht? druglords always pay me back tho
Shakespeare: get dat lunch!
fluffypony: - CoinBase
mike_c: circle has armed guards. with lasers.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller you're special.
mircea_popescu: mike_c cuntlasers ?
mike_c: probably
mircea_popescu prepares to slap them on the butt with a lolsuit.
mircea_popescu: i own the cuntlaser patent pending yo!
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com cuntllaser
gribble: No matches found.
mircea_popescu: llmao
fluffypony: lloll
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 450.99, Best ask: 451.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.51000, Last trade: 450.99, 24 hour volume: 3843.41611032, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.410898888
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com cuntlaser
gribble: No matches found.
mircea_popescu: it's a secret tech.
fluffypony: part of the S.LIMBS portfolio, innit?
mircea_popescu: i can not confirm or danny.
benkay: https://github.com/fisher-lebo/updn
assbot: fisher-lebo/updn GitHub
benkay: it looks like a stab at monetizing the link aggregator.
benkay: i don't know that the model works, but it's worth your looks and thoughts.
benkay: also:
benkay: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/16_punking-ms-users-via-the-blockchain.html
assbot: punking MS users via the blockchain
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: dude i love that banner.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/a-compendium-of-basic-points-about-bitcoin-for-the-benefit-of-various-confused-noobs/
assbot: A compendium of basic points about Bitcoin for the benefit of various confused noobs. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00098884 = 14.7832 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: first sentence ? "Point 1 : #bitcoin-assets is the forum."
mircea_popescu: my fucking curse is that i need months to understand what the fuck i'm saying in my own articles.
benkay: and another one
benkay: http://clarissasblog.com/2014/05/14/i-dont-want-to-hire-women/
assbot: I Dont Want to Hire Women | Clarissa's Blog
mircea_popescu: "I have crashed the glass ceiling in every aspect of my life."
mircea_popescu: somehow i doubt she made more money than the best men in whatever she misrepresents her field as being
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: which is the only "aspect" in which the glass ceiling is meaningful anyway
mircea_popescu: http://clarissasblog.com/2011/03/19/samson-wins-a-battle-with-a-hairdresser/ << and this is how i know she hasn't.
assbot: >Samson Wins a Battle with a Hairdresser | Clarissa's Blog
benkay: 'twas a guest post, mircea_popescu
TheNewDeal: the brk-a bet has gone from a 2.X% to 6.8% in like one week
mircea_popescu: benkay someone guest posts THERE ?!
mircea_popescu: when times is looking for free content ?
benkay: she probably made it up
benkay: hello this is dog
mircea_popescu: "The post was written by a guest blogger but the veracity of every aspect of the story has been verified by Blogger Clarissa."
mircea_popescu: o help me rwands. "blogger clarissa" ? what was she before, "astrologist clarissa" ? "madamme clarissa" ?
benkay: (i'm just stoking the american tech gender fight. don't mind me.)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09239037 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {3}
benkay puts the bellows away
benkay: davout: i didn't know you ever disconnected
mircea_popescu: 260 comments on “I Don’t Want to Hire Women” << well, no shortage of redditards.
benkay: tards trolling tards trolling tards
benkay: can't tell if troll or tard
mircea_popescu: welcome to the web of intertards
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.038001 = 0.76 BTC [-]
benkay: hello is this tard?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0399 = 0.1197 BTC [+]
davout: benkay: bonjour, ici retardé
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09269503 = 0.7416 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Reddit Free Retarde
mircea_popescu: like radio free europe but more hip and chique
fluffypony: OL
fluffypony: +L
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 161 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1346 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 125 @ 0.00610375 = 0.763 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0939999 = 0.752 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up pactr
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.02351598 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 26 @ 0.03749615 = 0.9749 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09399946 = 0.94 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02350299 = 0.1175 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09399924 = 0.188 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day (http://bitbet.us/bet/677/)". Odds: 71(Y):29(N) by coin, 76(Y):24(N) by weight. Total bet: 42.47158113 BTC. Current weight: 16,366.
TheNewDeal: wooooh
TheNewDeal: that is new
mircea_popescu: artifexd made it yest
TheNewDeal: now I can delete my web browser
TheNewDeal: got all the info I need right here
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03139998 = 0.314 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: :D
TheNewDeal: that 14B bet is odd. Last difficulty change, there was a low prediction
TheNewDeal: and not too many bets came
BingoBoingo: Now we just need to distribute the lawgs as a chain of blocks
TheNewDeal: ahhh maybe thats not true
rithm: hrm...a chain of blocks
mircea_popescu: first ever novel idea
mircea_popescu: chainofblocks
TheNewDeal: chain of blawgs?
rithm: "chainblocks"
mircea_popescu: blockschain
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.092 = 0.552 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.0009881 = 7.7072 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: I've got to be ready for dotcoin's inevitable return
mircea_popescu: lmao coinbase accepted pmarca's blockchain award ?
rithm: bloxchain ™®
mircea_popescu: the humiliation.
rithm: x makes it HN worthy
mircea_popescu: ahahaha wait wait, they gave "insightful journalist" award to that mtgox handpuppet ?
BingoBoingo: Yup
mircea_popescu: this was better than expected. so did they do anything right ?
mircea_popescu: i mean all the possible self-crits and then some. with idiocy like this who needs enemies even.
jurov: lol how everyone is reselling the data i started collection in october 2012
TheNewDeal: can I ping a certain bet with that bitbet []bot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.03139998 = 0.942 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: what's ping mean
fluffypony: so TAT says we must feel free to buy him a "join"
TheNewDeal: joint?
fluffypony: yes, but without the t
fluffypony: guess he needs this more than I
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.0009881 = 4.5453 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i doubt he's allowed to smoke a joint
fluffypony: then it really is for a "join"
mircea_popescu: maybe he'd like a john
fluffypony: aaah makes sense now
benkay: lol why is tat not allowed to smoke a joint?
mircea_popescu: isn't he basically like a quaker ?
mike_c: vegans do plenty of drugs
TheNewDeal: hahaha
mircea_popescu: i guess technically ALL drugs.
mircea_popescu: except for toad licking or fringe shit like that
mircea_popescu: "fluffypony: I used to think that love was like the rush and swell of meeting someone knew" why u no speal.
fluffypony: holy cowbell splink errur
fluffypony: phiksing noa
jurov: pankkake fluffypony i'm trying saltstack, so far like it. it's in py and not so high level of abstraction
mircea_popescu: and you're soooo pussywhipped maaaaan...
mircea_popescu: ima write a counterpost.
fluffypony: loving my wife !== pussywhipped
fluffypony: as even the wife will tell you
mircea_popescu: :D
fluffypony: I should get her to chat here some times
mircea_popescu: i meant that quite literally.
Naphex: kill all coders who forge From: headers with user emails in headers
pankkake: jurov: looks nice, somehow I was thinking it was a openstack only thing
fluffypony: Naphex: instead of using the reply-to?
benkay: salt's aight.
Naphex: fluffypony: exactly!
pankkake: my current setup is just fabric scripts
benkay: again, if you need idempotent box state mgmt.
Naphex: god! my jimmies are all rustled
pankkake: benkay: I'm an idempotent nutjob. idempotify all the things!
mircea_popescu: lol
jborkl: you guys check https://www.bcoinnews.com and see if it is rendering ok now? There is still one page that I know is not
assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials
jborkl: it was stripping out the css
asciilifeform: hmm what'd i miss...
Mats_cd03: nothing of note
pankkake: jborkl: I see no chart on BITCOIN PRICE CHART
jborkl: yeah, that is the one
pankkake: also, do the all caps in CSS!
artifexd: TheNewDeal: What is it you would like []bot to do?
TheNewDeal: I just want to ask the bot what the stats are on a bet
benkay: asciilifeform: the forum thinks s.nsa is a scam without constant updates from <strike>ken</strike> stan
asciilifeform: lol
jborkl: thanks pankkake
pankkake: otherwise live updating works
asciilifeform dusts off spamatron
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09299 = 0.465 BTC [+]
artifexd: Something like: []bb 834 and it responds with what? Give me an example of what you would like to see.
TheNewDeal: yah that would be nice
TheNewDeal: unless I could use a keyword like "difficulty" and get maybe the top 2 results
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.093 = 1.488 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: but that may be a little hefty
benkay: (mike_c: i too am balls-deep in bash today)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.09410711 = 1.3175 BTC [+] {4}
jborkl: wait pankkake - are the post titles rendering in all caps?
artifexd: Top 2 results as defined by what? Closing soon? Bet amount? Should it only return bets that are still open?
pankkake: yes
TheNewDeal: bet amount
pankkake: oh, apparently Chromium is at fault for copying it in all caps
jborkl: damnit, ok wordpress wants to use google fonts and I refuse so it is screwing me over
TheNewDeal: and maybe open or closed, no resolved
mike_c: what's wrong with google fonts?
jborkl: it sends like 15 requests to pull the fonts and they are huge
pankkake: well, they are cached, after
jborkl: true
pankkake: or maybe cached from another request on another site
mike_c: accept the borg.
mike_c: benkay: well, misery loves company.
mike_c: is google the borg now? that used to be microsoft. well, whatever.
jborkl: yeah, I guess everyone has them cached somewhere- just pisses me off
artifexd: TheNewDeal: Ok. Check back tomorrow.
TheNewDeal: will do
BingoBoingo: !up kdomanski_
BingoBoingo: jborkl: Maybe use different fonts?
punkman: could ship all Google fonts with the browser
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.000988 = 25.9844 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: although everyone seems to be making their own custom icon font
BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/se-missouri-redhawks-tweet-weird-and-nsfw-bathroom-pict-1577475970
assbot: SE Missouri Redhawks Tweet Weird And NSFW Bathroom Picture
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/wiscoinferno/statuses/467129479492800512
assbot: Twitter / wiscoinferno: Carlos Gomez is fucking ...
fluffypony: nice catch, assbot
mircea_popescu: fluffypony http://trilema.com/2014/a-useful-list-of-things/ there you go
assbot: A useful list of things pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal : like so
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (91%) on Yes, 97.09 B (9%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`741 (100`000 to 1)
TheNewDeal: yes
mircea_popescu: problem solved.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: afaik he was moving. course that was like a week ago << finally re-assembled computer. just now. it's like moving a medieval organ...
mircea_popescu: like a spleen ? :D
asciilifeform: lol
TheNewDeal: that is perfecto
TomServo: asciilifeform: got some pics of this beast?
asciilifeform: of what?
asciilifeform: i only post pics of interesting things
TomServo: the pipe organ! :P
benkay: (the organ)
asciilifeform: it's a linux box
pankkake: I like the old HDD method. I wondered what to do of mine…
asciilifeform: but the armatures that hold lcds take forever to remove / reinstall
pankkake: I thought of keeping them as throwable weapons
cazalla: mircea_popescu: i have to set my cookie again every 4-5 days on trilema.com, any idea why that occurs?
mircea_popescu: cazalla are you deleting it ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02457904 = 0.5162 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: no, at least not knowingly, i have site whitelisted
cazalla: in self-destruction cookies that is
mircea_popescu: i think it should be set for terms of 1 week. this is so that people who use their cookie on w/e randoim computer and forget to purge it don't get rammed forever
mircea_popescu: obviously drawback is people have to keep recooking
cazalla: fair enough
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I edit the cookie and change the expiry date will your server throw a fit and terminate the session after a week?
fluffypony: or doesn't it care
mircea_popescu: shouldn't. try ?
fluffypony: k
nubbins`: first nice day of the year
kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube
benkay: ugh aws load balancer cli won't tell me which instances are registered to lb
benkay: complexity mounting
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31451 @ 0.00098663 = 31.0305 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: just shoot the load balancer in the head
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.03899989 = 0.312 BTC [-]
benkay: you sir are not funny
benkay: maybe a little, but i'm too pissed at this shitboard to laugh.
BingoBoingo: http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/lib/libssl/src/crypto/bn/bn_lib.c.diff?r1=1.23;r2=1.24
BingoBoingo: http://opensslrampage.org/post/85066370546/openssl-is-literally-fighting-back#disqus_thread
assbot: OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage OpenSSL is literally fighting back
bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: meaning?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.094 = 0.47 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00098961 = 6.2345 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.038 = 0.152 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: no wonder the power rangers like it
mod6: white power
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: Reading the reports on the OpenSSL/LibreSSL transformation really inspires thoughts about Underhanded C and Obfusticated C competitions
mod6: ranger
nubbins`: http://imgur.com/03Emg30
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: i'm SO close
nubbins`: only two gold cups left
bitcoinpete: i've got a curious new follower on twitter: "bitcoin la chat"
bitcoinpete: 10.4k followers, 500 some tweets, doesn't seem to do anything at all
BingoBoingo: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html?sr=tw051614zombiepentagon230pStoryLink
assbot: Pentagon document lays out battle plan against zombies - CNN.com
bitcoinpete: gotta be bots
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinlachat
assbot: bitcoin la chat (bitcoinlachat) auf Twitter
asciilifeform: 'bytecoin' etc. << when do we get 'tritcoin' ?
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: hackneyedcoin
bitcoinpete: quatcoin
bitcoinpete: sqwatcoin
nubbins`: caffeinewithdrawalheadachecoin
BingoBoingo: queefcoin
nubbins`: so, it's been a while. anything exciting happen since late april?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/05/some-in-bitcoin-group-resign-over-new-board-members-link-to-sex-abuse/
assbot: Some in Bitcoin group resign over new board members link to sex abuse | Ars Technica
bitcoinpete: nubbins`: been blogging like a mother
thestringpuller: S.MG needs a chiptune sound track
bitcoinpete: smpif launched
mike_c: bitcoin is now illegal in china
bitcoinpete: we learned about reusing addresses and bitcoin's sovereignty
bitcoinpete: and that donald sterling is a billionaire in the wrong place at the wrong time
nubbins`: BingoBoingo bahahaha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5592 @ 0.00098961 = 5.5339 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i generally reuse addresses
bitcoinpete: not a terrible idea, it turns out
bitcoinpete: so this happened https://twitter.com/coindesk/status/467334125482147840
assbot: Blogger /twobitidiot (aka /RyanSelkis) wins 'Most Insightful Journalist' at #Bitcoin2014
nubbins`: each approach has its pros and cons
nubbins`: lel
nubbins`: ryan selkis
nubbins`: best document faker award
bitcoinpete: best sharpie user award goes to...
thestringpuller: ;;google site:trilema.com an0
gribble: Accounting for the nonzero asset corporation. The MPEx standard ...: <http://trilema.com/accounting-for-the-nonzero-asset-corporation-the-mpex-standard>; Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/proper-accounting-for-stock-warrants/>; F.MPIF, April 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: (1 more message)
fluffypony: nubbins`
fluffypony: I've got it
fluffypony: #bitcoin-assets - Bitcoin in the form a Kitten
pankkake: in the form a Kitten?
bitcoinpete: lmao
thestringpuller: ;;more
gribble: <http://trilema.com/2014/fmpif-april-2014-statement/>
nubbins`: y'know, the thing about ideas...
pankkake: also, should be a manul
fluffypony: pankkake, didn't you watch the video?
pankkake: no
fluffypony: [21:49:53] kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube
fluffypony: that one
fluffypony: it's well worth it
TheNewDeal: http://bitbet.us/bet/677/
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 3 hours | weight: 16`332 (100`000 to 1)
TheNewDeal: goood, goood
pankkake: oh, right, I saw it earlier
bitcoinpete: words from a winner: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85919259429/circle-may-have-just-changed-the-game-for-bitcoin
assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot Circle may have just changed the game for Bitcoin wallets...
nubbins`: oh, that reminds me
nubbins`: http://bitbet.us/bet/791/s-mg-above-2x-par-on-october-1st-2014/
assbot: BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (18%) on Yes, 5.54 B (82%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 70`081 (100`000 to 1)
nubbins`: still not as juicy as i'd like ;D
thestringpuller: bitcoinpete: is this where you educate the idiot?
bitcoinpete: "A fully-reserved hosted wallet that is insured by third-party underwriters rather than a captive product. And dynamic risk-scoring for users based on how many forms of identity are linked to the system (debit / credit cards, bank accounts, etc.)"
bitcoinpete: quite possibly
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00098518 = 18.9647 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: I'm an entrepreneur and former VC who makes the business case for #Bitcoin '
thestringpuller: who the fuck is this guy?
thestringpuller: ~_~
mike_c: nubbins`: advertise! http://www.btcalpha.com/bitbet/791/ad.png
nubbins`: ha, fun
bitcoinpete: "Circle is betting the company on winning the consumer land-grab with this “everything-for-free” model, and Allaire admitted that they were in no rush to monetize the business in the near-term."
bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: basically, he went bust and started writing
thestringpuller: so basically what the WSJ has started becoming?
nubbins`: we are in no rush to make money
nubbins`: we will figure it out later
bitcoinpete: "So there, I’m not a total shrill." << it's shill. fuck.
fluffypony: maybe he meant shrill
fluffypony: and the sentence is "So there, I'm not totally shrill."
fluffypony: and he's referring to his ability as an opera singer
bitcoinpete: so either the "a" shouldn't be there, or the "r"
bitcoinpete: his opera could scarcely we worse than his writing
fluffypony: lol
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/17EM9QN.txt )
nubbins`: !b 2 ✂︎
asciilifeform: pay 0% now - 100% later. but my supply of sympathy for idiots has run low.
asciilifeform: let them eat... shit.
benkay: "looks like it could be game-changing"
benkay: this is what people say when they don't understand the games, how they're played, or how to change the rules out from underneath the other players.
benkay: "i couldn't see bitcoin coming, so i guess nobody could have seen bitcoin coming, so i guess it's fine for me to say that something could change the game because i can't actually play the game"
nubbins`: "also, i just lost the game"
TheNewDeal: artifexd no need to change your []bot, looks like assbot compliments it well already
benkay: "But it is a calculated move. "
benkay: << how ams even english bro?
fluffypony: so have Circle "exited stealth" or whatever now?
artifexd: TheNewDeal: Ok :(
bitcoinpete: circle has entered unstealth
bitcoinpete: more shit from twobittwit: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85820112864/a-weird-letter-to-charlie-shrem-fun-post-on-a-travel
assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot A Weird Letter to Charlie Shrem - Fun Post on a Travel Day
bitcoinpete: it's a weird letter from some pseudonymous character to shrem
TheNewDeal: you could put the estimate for 1 BTC bet on yes or no, as if no more bets were wagered
benkay: immabout to ragequit.
bitcoinpete: complete with plenty o yiddish
benkay: stahp
benkay: STAHP
artifexd: Interesting
bitcoinpete: tsouris, tzimmes, quidnucs, and a mention of the Bronx Yeshiva...
bitcoinpete: signed "Marcel Mellish"
bitcoinpete: benkay: never!
thestringpuller: damn hanbot's blog wasn't in mircea's reading list
thestringpuller: lol
thestringpuller: this is good stuff
benkay: all what five entries?
benkay: so is b.a. the destination of choice for the romanian contingent?
pankkake: it's in blogs.bitcoin-assets.com!
thestringpuller: hah
thestringpuller: soon
thestringpuller: b.a. is slowly taking over the bitcoin world ~_~
benkay: i'm certainly trying to get back.
nubbins`: sniffed the seats of the coeds’ bicycles
nubbins`: leel
fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467394603000143872
assbot: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.093 = 0.465 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: http://brian-kelly-jolu.squarespace.com/181/
assbot: Nautiluscoin Brian Kelly Capital
bitcoinpete: "Nautiluscoin is the first digital currency toNautilusCoin Icon have its own central bank. " << woohoo!
bitcoinpete: stupid icon...
pankkake: lolwut
fluffypony: man
fluffypony: Oprah doesn't know what she's missing out on
pankkake: is he trying to beat Bernankoin?
fluffypony: nah, this is a classic pump and dump
bitcoinpete: another doge trying to out-dollar the dollar
fluffypony: there's even a premine
fluffypony: which is for the "stabilisation fund"
nubbins`: wow
fluffypony: ie. "Brian Kelly wants to be rich fund"
moiety: but do they have manuls
thestringpuller: Who the fuck is Brian Kelly?
bitcoinpete: cuz cnbc doesn't pay +30%/yr
nubbins`: ^
fluffypony: thestringpuller: a CNBC contributor
thestringpuller: why the fuck does a cryptocurrency need a central bank?
bitcoinpete: stability! professionalism!
thestringpuller: why the fuck are these people who are supposed to be changing the world just making it worse?
fluffypony: it wears a suit
fluffypony: and has a Mont Blanc pen
bitcoinpete: and charges high fees
fluffypony: only the most professional
fluffypony: $2500 an hour
bitcoinpete: and goes for power lunches
bitcoinpete: 1hr min for leaving a voicemail
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: and you thought Bitcoin was filled with "businesspeople" who'd never run a business and "journalists" who'd never done any journalism
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00098518 = 2.6107 BTC [-]
cazalla: bitcoinpete: given the time it takes to retrieve a voicemail, 1hr min seems reasonable
bitcoinpete: cazalla: i'm never paying you by the hour
fluffypony: lol
bitcoinpete: there's no point pounding seaman even further into obscurity, but i think selkis is the right size of target for a good bashing
bitcoinpete: to the blogmobile!
mod6: http://disneychannel.disney.com/dog-with-a-blog
assbot: Dog With a Blog | Disney Channel
fluffypony: dare I click?
fluffypony: uh
fluffypony: forwarded me to Disney Channel South Africa
fluffypony: :(
mod6: ah weak.
mircea_popescu: !up urh
benkay: surely we can do more here than beat up on rubes.
bitcoinpete: benkay: you call it rube beating, i call it education
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement. << hm.
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete i got the same, seems a benign enough pumped acct.
bitcoinpete: guess so, now way les chats sont si populaire
bitcoinpete: no way*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75222 @ 0.00098287 = 73.9334 BTC [-] {3}
bitcoinpete: theeeere's a big trade
fluffypony: woah
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete: words from a winner: << their desperation to push that guy into relevancy won't work any better nao than the less haphazard efforts worked before he made himself a laughingstoc
asciilifeform: defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement << a steaming pile of shit doesn't really 'resist' efforts to mold bullet from it. it simply is what it is.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: who the fuck is this guy? << nobody, really. tried to sell the case for mtgox, got trampled into the dirt.
mircea_popescu: benkay bashed. cause he pretty much has it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02463337 = 0.2463 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "this could be gamechanging" derp.
TheNewDeal: this game could be derpchanging
mircea_popescu: assbot:
mircea_popescu: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role << bwhahaha.
mircea_popescu: these people.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The shit doesn't resist bulletness based on intention, it resists on the nature of its substance.
mircea_popescu: The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
mircea_popescu: The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
mircea_popescu: I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool...
fluffypony: but Oprah would make it perfect!
mircea_popescu: well... she's fat.
fluffypony: yes!
fluffypony: so the coins value would be
fluffypony: fat!
mircea_popescu: you ever watch johnny bravo ?
fluffypony: you wouldn't need to say "to the moon" with it
mircea_popescu: http://www.tv.com/m/shows/johnny-bravo/hip-hop-flop-talk-to-me-baby-blanky-hanky-panky-118137/trivia/
assbot: Johnny Bravo: Hip Hop Flop / Talk To Me, Baby / Blanky Hanky Panky Episode Trivia - TV.com
pankkake: FatAssThief
fluffypony: because she's already large enough to be mistaken for it
mircea_popescu: Johnny: Am I down yet? Heavy C: No, but you're stupid and fat.
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla great vid.
mircea_popescu: i shall include this great learning as part of further refinements of bitbet
mircea_popescu: YOU'RE THE EXPERT
kakobrekla: and i thought the thing cant backfire
fluffypony: so
fluffypony: can assbot please up people in kitten form?
kakobrekla: Yes.
fluffypony: and what about voicing perpendicularity ?
BingoBoingo: !up fluffypony Staph shedding on the sofa!
fluffypony: lol
mike_c: kakobrekla: that video is the funniest thing i have ever seen, no exceptions.
kakobrekla: its so painfully true :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.09310909 = 1.0242 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.09160005 = 1.832 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0911001 = 0.911 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 42 @ 0.09092269 = 3.8188 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.08822473 = 4.6759 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4488 @ 0.00098554 = 4.4231 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: >We understand your concerns and we assure you that Hit Technologies is a legitimate dutch company you can look up in the Danish company registration directory. We do not feel that a forum is an appropriate place to post business numbers or any other information which concern the internal structure of the company. We invite you to contact us directly by e-mail at compliance@hitbtc.com.
kakobrekla: yeah, forum is not a good place to publish public information
fluffypony: "I am convinced that if in general society encouraged kids to take risks and at the same time encouraged them to kill themselves once their risk taking failed we would have much healthier youth (mentally especially), a much better education system, much nicer things, much less debt and pretty much no problems at all."
fluffypony: that was in 2012
fluffypony: rings even more true today
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09379957 = 0.2814 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: right: http://imgur.com/9vuKl6M
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
dignork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eLXnBYJOwY voting is an arguable way of influencing your reality, but the video is awesome
assbot: VOTEMAN - English subtitles - Banned from DK television - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 200 @ 0.00134672 = 0.2693 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNEhkSyvhyA
assbot: - YouTube
thestringpuller: so BingoBoingo? no game this summer
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Maybe late summer.
BingoBoingo: But not optimistic about this summer
thestringpuller: :( you'll make it
kakobrekla: https://twitter.com/mushenska/status/467302576162365440
assbot: Worst children's play area, EVER. http://t.co/3D5uzmAOiq
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531643 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531156 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23552 @ 0.00098083 = 23.1005 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 19 @ 0.03138902 = 0.5964 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0921999 = 0.3688 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45893724 = 0.9179 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45906924 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.00610009 = 0.122 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.09312206 = 4.8423 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.08851679 = 0.5311 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4833 @ 0.00098005 = 4.7366 BTC [-]