assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1688 @ 0.00008902 = 0.1503 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 52 @ 0.00275 = 0.143 BTC [+] {2}
Diablo-D3: [06:56:10] <jurov> SPAM is not Paleo lol
pankkake: he meant the canned food. I guess
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.292101 = 0.8763 BTC [+]
ozbot: Penis licker | Flickr - Photo Sharing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.29204749 = 4.6728 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29203 BTC [-]
truffles: i try not to make solo "meals"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 689 @ 0.0028798 = 1.9842 BTC [-] {8}
truffles: cant make the stuff there, dont have ingredients, but i do plan on making meat ball stew/soup
truffles: yea hopefully i dont have to eat it all!
deadweasel: it's a problem.. i ate 3/4 of a casserole last night. good luck, i haven't figured that one out.
truffles: u said u got a "new" gf 2 days ago or so
deadweasel: so far she has eaten everything I've fed her.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17739 @ 0.00088976 = 15.7835 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: hold up i gotta tender some cock
truffles: a man should eat what is presented to him though
deadweasel: i ate all stuff too, no worries there. :)
truffles: ure not talking about food anymore im guessing
deadweasel: go eat your turgid balls and bring pics
truffles: i could do something different
ozbot: Chicken Cordon Bleu | The Domestic Man
ozbot: P6*6 120 Pinhole Camera by schlem - Thingiverse
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 64 @ 0.00250001 = 0.16 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: this is how you know you're top dog, noobs come to abuse your open comments to spamvertise their shit.
pankkake: "This is Bitcoin, which is worse than life."
kakobrekla: yeah, you can end life. you cant end bitcoin.
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1027632809.34 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
kakobrekla: because you only need to prove you are smart once
deadweasel: If more kids starved in america there would be no snackmans
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2920001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla> because you only need to prove you are smart once << win
pankkake: that's very true, the first time I saw that captcha I think I was too lazy and closed the tab
mircea_popescu: captcha should probably be "name the last woman that gave you a fair lay"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 28 @ 0.29082144 = 8.143 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.29 = 2.61 BTC [-]
dexX7: ^ simple minded psychopath
Vexual: you're supposed to laugh
Vexual: didn't you get the memo?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.28701303 = 4.8792 BTC [-] {7}
truffles: boob jobs are waste, id tell my girl no
pankkake: is it better to have more boobs, or bigger boobs?
jurov: better psychopath than slanderous soul, i spose
pankkake: !b should accept an offset arg
kakobrekla: just make a comment before like this: first 10
jurov: no it should autobash triggered on boobs
truffles: more than handful is too much pankkake
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.05 = 0.55 BTC
pankkake: tried to use !b cause I don't think web submit works
pankkake: or I only submit unfunny stuff :cry:
pankkake: so the "havelock has become the slut of exchanges" was deemed not funny?
pankkake: (it's the only one I have in my form history)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 410 @ 0.0029679 = 1.2168 BTC [+] {13}
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you should hire a sloven girl to do the moderation there
kakobrekla: if someone wants to help mod this , be my guest
Vexual: thats what my sommilier said,
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 49 @ 0.05 = 2.45 BTC
Vexual: i said if you dont want two eyes, keep serving me last
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu, this bash is too specific, a girl would need years of training to chew through it
kakobrekla: its like a small irc community inside small assets community inside small btc community
pankkake: truffles: but the funniness of a joke often depends on its obscurity
pankkake: the less people can get it, the more funny it is
mircea_popescu: if we stoped to consider what people consider funny there'd be no humor at all.
pankkake: I think there's even a xkcd on this
kakobrekla: xkcd is not funny anymore, too mainstream!
pankkake: I was reading xkcd before it was popular
pankkake: no really. jokes between a few friends only you can get
kakobrekla: yeah well i left britney alone before you!
mircea_popescu: all humor is nerd humor. just different types of nerds.
deadweasel: when our brains are implanted into the machine, these will be archeological sites.
kanzure: git commit jokes from xkcd are too mainstream?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 18.78434400 BTC to 13`920 shares, 134945 satoshi per share
kanzure: what do you want, panes complaining about blockchain sizes?
kanzure: 2 blockchainz gonna rap it up with snoop
kakobrekla: dexX7 hows the bleeding on your screens
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 4.31491714 BTC to 336`577 shares, 1282 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.05 = 0.45 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00257019 = 1.2851 BTC [-] {15}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14704999 BTC [+]
truffles: i read that as Lorenzo "no" money ofc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00267941 = 0.134 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 89 @ 0.00299999 = 0.267 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.00299966 = 0.276 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.00299999 = 0.144 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2989 BTC [+]
Vexual: doges kill bitcointalk?
mircea_popescu: window.onload = (typeof window.onload != 'function') ? loadChartbeat : function() { oldonload(); loadChartbeat(); };
mircea_popescu: it looks like it was written by someone with such competence very security.
ozbot: Casablanca - What watch? [CC] - YouTube
pankkake: what goes in the mind of people who promote a serive before it opens
pankkake: you get buzz and people don't come back because there was nothing
mircea_popescu: it's like truffles is a repository of all the wrong notions.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.299 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 50 @ 0.0028 = 0.14 BTC [+]
Vexual: the australian government underestimated the cost involved with burying fibre optic net to every house on the continent
Vexual: many wiretap, still fail
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.29 = 1.45 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.28868002 = 1.4434 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: i imagine that prez is dead already
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.77, Best ask: 899.02, Bid-ask spread: 6.25000, Last trade: 896.55, 24 hour volume: 90735.97, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 910.96
Vexual: 3x all the bitcoins so australia can get faster pron
Vexual: if i paid tax id be really cross
kakobrekla: wrote to someone earlier to do more reading and less question asking
Vexual: they need less bandwidth
gribble: Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
Vexual: u only get one ticket and pankakke won
Vexual: fuck pankakke, ill take that if you prefer the first
truffles: the blue thing on bottom right is troubling
KRS1: wow she even look good in black and white
pankkake: vikki blows according to google images
truffles: both seem heavy on the face paint
pankkake: I'll make that makeup run down her face
Vexual: i dont think shell be jogging anywhere in those shoes mate
Vexual: whata a vacuum lifter tip? robot sonic?
Vexual: is nsa building a production facility?
Vexual: i was gonna say your pics looked artisan applied
Vexual: id trust some chinese lady with four kids to make 30/hr over a robot
Vexual: one of her kids can do that at the same rate
Vexual: what are you building next?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.09 = 0.27 BTC [-]
ozbot: Fidelity Now Allowing Bitcoins In IRAs | Zero Hedge
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Namecoin's blockchain would be better, but the miners rejected my DVD iso images
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
mircea_popescu: "This whole fucking thing has been embraced way to quickly and smoothly by TPTB for there to be a coincidence, folks."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.28388885 = 1.1356 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: the random idiot with delusions of knowledge populating the various social media outlets has switched from "tptb will kill bitcoin", a la goldbug's bs
pankkake: I always find it weird that people believe $randomgovagency must have some super hidden tech
mircea_popescu: this change has been much too rapid and smooth to leave any room for hope said rats are actually equipped with brains too
mircea_popescu: pankkake it's like the ingrained belief of cuckolded husbands that their mistress has a really sexy cunt.
mircea_popescu: she doesn't, but if they didn't believe that they couldn't put up with their life.
pankkake: the NSA is probably as efficient as the post office
Vexual: i can solve the drugery of 9002 and ip protection in and hour a day
pankkake: I'll believe it when I'll see it
Vexual: youre not allowed to say that if you dis
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they can't take walk-ins. it'd make the chinese's job too easy
mircea_popescu: some days i wish more smart people were involved in bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: some other days i just wish fewer idiots cluttered about under the delusion they're involved in bitcoin
mircea_popescu: and then there's the days like today, when i no longer comprehend what the distinction between those two wishes is
KRS1: nothing but great news on cryptographic coin lately..
Vexual: im one of millions but i want the govt
thestringpuller: "Socrates appears to have been a critic of democracy,[16] and some scholars interpret his trial as an expression of political infighting"
ozbot: Bob Marley 'Silly Hypocrities' - YouTube
ozbot: FreeBSD Developers Will Not Trust Chip-Based Encryption - Slashdot
Vexual: my german ip gave me a robin thicke samsung ad when i clicked mps repost
Vexual: nsa are just analysts?
gribble: unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 0 hours, 40 minutes, and 40 seconds ago: <unbalanced> (wish I'd hit enter a half-second sooner)
Vexual: ever seen perdita durango?
ozbot: Nelson Mandela ceremony sign language interpreter a 'fake' - World - CBC News
ozbot: Pink Floyd - Money - YouTube
Vexual: poor fucker probably is deaf
Vexual: harder to make a coin if your deaf than blind
nubbins`: one of my roommates has no sense of smell
nubbins`: you can fart around him as much as you want
Vexual: mp cant tell green from red
nubbins`: altho when he does it, it's the perfect offensive weapon
Vexual: use it to your advantage
nubbins`: send him into crowded areas with a belly full of chili
gribble: Current Blocks: 274431 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1760 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1035260190.9 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.9714
mircea_popescu: check it out, basically this is goinna happen on xmas eve
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1035260190.9 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 86 @ 0.0029 = 0.2494 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.05 = 1.1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29 = 0.58 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: Jules: [while cleaning the bloodied car] Oh man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked up repugnant shit.
thestringpuller: Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
thestringpuller: Jules: Get the fuck outta my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that shit never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on the account of your dumb ass.
thestringpuller: Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. And right now I.m a fucking race-car, alright, and you got me in the red. And I.m just saying, I.m just saying that it.s fucking dangerous to have a race-car in the fucking red, that.s all. I could blow.
thestringpuller: Jules: Well I.m a mushroom cloud layin. motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I.m "Superfly TNT". I.m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We.re fucking switching. I.m washing the windows, and you picking up this nigga's skull.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02674999 = 0.1337 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02674999 = 0.107 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 315 @ 0.0029 = 0.9135 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 300 @ 0.00295 = 0.885 BTC [+]
ozbot: "How Low" H.M.S & The R.B.C - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2851 = 1.4255 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
ozbot: Need Cash, But Don't Want to Lose Your Bitcoins? Pawn Them | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.285 = 0.855 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14290 @ 0.00088925 = 12.7074 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 554 @ 0.00088715 = 0.4915 BTC [-]
pankkake: looks like secret sell wall is working
Vexual: non secret santa exists?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.29495036 = 1.4748 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 294 @ 0.003 = 0.882 BTC [+]
ozbot: Afroman - Keep It Movin - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 91 @ 0.0032 = 0.2912 BTC [+]
ozbot: Fucking David Mitchell's Soapbox, says Hitler - YouTube
ozbot: Nimbin Joint Rolling Contest-Australia - YouTube
Vexual: now thats what i call comic timing
dub: which one is Vexual?
Vexual: 50 years to a microsecond
Vexual: whats going on? theres a midget
Vexual: theres no punchline is there?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 85 @ 0.00345 = 0.2933 BTC [+]
Vexual: stand up[ if youre done. lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 196 @ 0.0035 = 0.686 BTC [+]
Vexual: its classy coz projectors nubbins
ozbot: Katy Perry sings Niggas in Paris (Cover) Live Lounge - YouTube
ozbot: Goldie - Innercity Life - YouTube
ozbot: Killing Zoe - "If it wasn't for my country..." - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17745 @ 0.00088715 = 15.7425 BTC [-]
Vexual: its always about a girl, even when its sbout the money
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
ozbot: Nuthin But Time!..... H.M.S , RBC , 2 Kingz - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
ozbot: ODB- Brooklyn Zoo Video - YouTube
Vexual: ;;ticker --market btchigh
gribble: Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['btcde', 'mtgox', 'bfx', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'btsp', 'btce', 'btcavg'] or 'all'
Vexual: ;;ticker --market btcchina
gribble: BTCChina BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 873.824, Best ask: 873.84045, Bid-ask spread: 0.01645, Last trade: 873.824, 24 hour volume: 78928.72000000, 24 hour low: 863.7895, 24 hour high: 929.096, 24 hour vwap: 902.069256272
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00308998 = 0.1267 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: ;;gribble imaginevalue
gribble: yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 867.54, Best ask: 871.87, Bid-ask spread: 4.33000, Last trade: 870.74, 24 hour volume: 82668.28, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 895.28
pankkake: perhaps it converts to USD, which is actually neat
Vexual: i still care more about ringgits, and i havent sold a pirate 1.44 for years
Vexual: we called them greendiscs
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ringit
Vexual: well fucking spell it right
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 75 @ 0.00375 = 0.2813 BTC [-]
Vexual: thats pre internet kids
ozbot: The Bitcoin Derivatives Market Has Arrived | Zero Hedge
Vexual: i cant see anything, what does it say?
Vexual: zerohedge sounds like an axleload of bullshit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.09649982 = 0.193 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.04758706 = 0.3331 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28702001 BTC [-]
ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More - YouTube
ozbot: Lady Sovereign I Got You Dancing Young Live Remix - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14860001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14860001 BTC [-]
Vexual: suck blocjchain lezness
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14880001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14880001 BTC [+]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1052596732.1 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14890001 BTC [+]
gribble: ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 9 hours, 4 minutes, and 33 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> ;;estimate
Vexual: hes on the hotline to any journalist
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14729999 = 0.2946 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.14709999 = 0.5884 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14669999 = 0.2934 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8521 @ 0.0008871 = 7.559 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00299 = 0.1047 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.28701002 = 1.7221 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 52 @ 0.00377 = 0.196 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 75 @ 0.00389 = 0.2918 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 82 @ 0.0039 = 0.3198 BTC [+]
ozbot: AC/DC - JailBreak - YouTube
ozbot: AC/DC - Girls Got Rhythm (Official Video) - YouTube
Vexual: im gonna set fire to some shit. audi
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC
KRS1: god now you convinced me to buy doge coin
KRS1: everybody is talking like that
KRS1: I thought I was safe here
pankkake: there seem to be many giveaways
KRS1: my god how much coin can this wale have almost 24 hours of dumping coins
Vexual: hmm a bonfire in daylight hours feels weird
Vexual: sometimes i wish i had friends
truffles: only brings u grief in the end though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6834 @ 0.00008412 = 0.5749 BTC [-] {13}
Vexual: i can mine all doge dont need friend
truffles: meh i dont think ppl know what the word means
Vexual: all i need is my hobo coins and a doge
Vexual: theese die faster than a guinea pig and kill anything
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 150 @ 0.00343666 = 0.5155 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: kinda pretend from oldschool genses
fiat500: why are people still purchasing KCIM which atm now just amounts to distressed debt?
pankkake: they must see "1764.71% yield"!!!
truffles: the 6th element was a good movie
Vexual: 7 is the key number here
Vexual: who can name future scifi money?
Vexual: there's chits in waterworld
truffles: when we watch movies, always comment on the low-techness of it
Vexual: fan cut of terminator with bitcoin? will it blend?
truffles: like timecop, floppy disks hehe
Vexual: how old was john conner in 09?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 360 @ 0.00299867 = 1.0795 BTC [+] {3}
Vexual: sent back mp to be his dad
truffles: dunno but i enjoyed the tv show version and somehow i quit it
Vexual: hair came out curly and had limo instead of shitty dirtbike
KRS1: this doggie talk is taking over the world.
KRS1: vexual you might be safe out there idk
KRS1: girls LOVE doge coin
KRS1: they gotta have the goin
KRS1: coin just because itsgcude
truffles: cant go more generic than that
Vexual: u can still get a domain, but noone can see
Vexual: i remake hexen, and put hell dog everywhere where dogecoin is mine
Vexual: this game has better graphics i think
Vexual: is that her name? summer glue?
KRS1: this dump is i cant believable
pankkake: usually unbelievable dumps happen in my toilet
Vexual: value email if you like
Vexual: spam alone is worth 50 billion
Vexual: but if the network WAS money
Vexual: internet + money = internet + money
truffles: does money define the person hmm
Vexual: thats why "rich" guys keep doing what theyre doing so your grand puppies can have some semblence of a life
truffles: lotta ppl in the btc world dont seem poor, at least not before maybe after :D
fiat500: well, sorry, much of it is theoretical
truffles: if they werent poor beforehand, id hope theyd try to expand the idea not get moar rich..
Vexual: ask tat about real speakers
fiat500: thanks pankkake, your nick is also really neat
Vexual: it all went wrong after he askes.."chu want the floppy?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.29814284 = 2.087 BTC [+] {3}
fiat500: i see the quality of discourse has taken a real hit here
Vexual: are you a new fiat or an old fiat 500?
Vexual: i like new ones better and hate myself for it
KRS|Gotchawallet: hold on to your undies little girls i guess we are going to wall street for moar leet trading
pankkake: are your tires inflated enough?
ozbot: SecondMarket CEO: Wall Street Will Put 'Hundreds of Millions' Into Bitcoin - Yahoo Finance
Vexual: i think pankakke knows i roll old shit
truffles: lots of loans are gonna be taken out ?
fiat500: wall street isn't a thing, this secondmarket crap is no different than the tradehill and coinlab VC jokes
fiat500: if i trade on NYSE does that automatically grant me "wall street" membership?
KRS|Gotchawallet: fiat500: everyone has access and money to buy now, instead of these jokes we call exchanges
fiat500: where is the line drawn, accredited investors? such bullshit
pankkake: for a journalist, "finance stuff" = "wall street"
pankkake: that's like "country" = "capital", just a fancy word
fiat500: many people in finance have been trading btc since the early days
KRS|Gotchawallet: this is opening up to new markets, nobody can buy virtual currency now only some people..now more can buy into it
truffles: i dont think its that easy to obtain btc..
fiat500: in the US it has never been difficult
fiat500: not sure about other places
truffles: ya but ppl will have to "research"
Vexual: its equally difficult to obtainbing dollars
fiat500: no there are firms that will deal offline with large investors
Vexual: and if u wanna buy big in bejing u see puss
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 54 @ 0.00300001 = 0.162 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: who was that german guy who got rumbled for 2000 bc and his laptop when the meet moved to a deserted country lane?
fiat500: if you're trying to hide your gains from the tax man, you're gonna have a bad time
Vexual: thats the only violent bc thing i remembers sans what fbi said about dpr
Vexual: ive never done anything illegal in my life
fiat500: i just realized the difficulty in obtaining btc people mentioned here is because people are trying to do it on the DL with cash
truffles: its shocking to me that its not truly annoymous..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2155 @ 0.00286268 = 6.1691 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: a btc trust is still legal in oz
Vexual: despite chinas double bluff
Vexual: and id guess a trust dont need a bank in china either
Vexual: whats the advantage of holding bc in trust i hear you ask
Vexual: give me a new caper and i will
Vexual: thats an aussie lizard
Vexual: are you a sydney stockbroker?
Vexual: i was selling this in sydney coke bars winnter '12 people thought i was retarded
Vexual: where are you from fiat?
Vexual: think on it dude, i gotta go
fiat500: was it you who wrote that article about asicminer being the next asicminer last summer?
fiat500: well, "article" is pushing it
truffles: ever have a bunch of options and cant decide on one?
truffles: i liked Sheldon's magic 8ball method
fiat500: sometimes the choice is made for me, for whatever reason
fiat500: direct result of there being other people on this planet
truffles: sadly purchasing isnt usually my problem
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00088706 = 5.7659 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotchawallet: cant help but seeing all the good news lately..although i am not confident enough to put bitcoin in my IRA, some people might be crazy enough to do it..hey it could mean early retirement too
ozbot: Fidelity now allows clients to put bitcoins in IRAs - The Tell - MarketWatch
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3 = 0.6 BTC [+]
Vexual: my fire annoyed many naeighbours, caused a storm, and is currently cooking 3 kilo of chicken breasts mainly by smoke
Vexual: that timber was greener than i thought
Vexual: chicks like smoked chicken breast
Vexual: i thought someone had taken a photo, because the lthunder took 6 seconds after the ightening
Vexual: i was alone and there were no weirdos in the bushes
Vexual: but shes rolling up slowly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3 = 1.8 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: so all you paleo kids whi wont eat quiche, i make storms when i cook my meat. dig?
Vexual: rain you kinky bitch! i dont want lightnng i want wetess
Vexual: you dont want to see vex go johannesburg on god let me tell you
Vexual: who would i call for the ransom?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
Vexual: im moving location, i could piss a better monsoon than this
Duffer1: move to american midwest, buy a trailor
Duffer1: come to tornado ally, experience the wrath of god first hand
Vexual: thats not monsoonal duffer, but i hear its nice up in the hills
Vexual: give me tiger sharks and irukandji
Vexual: thats a tornado 50 miles wide
Vexual: my house is mainly glass
Vexual: im hauling ass inland and collecting insurance if one hits
Vexual: tornados dont do windspeeds like hurricanes or cyclones, you just build shit houses
Vexual: imagine strapping your house to the back of a truck and doing 300 down the highway
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00088944 = 4.4917 BTC [+]
Vexual: a tornado is a little updraft
ozbot: Willie Nelson & Toots Hibbert - I'm A Worried Man - YouTube
Vexual: lifes tough and god wont listen
ozbot: Damian Marley - Smoke Gets In My Eyes - YouTube
Vexual: fuck boy, where are you from?
Vexual: im doing a rain dance here
Vexual: if you wanna get country, come to oz
ozbot: Paul Kelly - I've done all the dumb things - YouTube
Vexual: put that on your android head unit
ozbot: The Waifs - SunDirtWater - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.05 = 0.6 BTC
ozbot: Coinbase Raises $25 Million From Andreessen Horowitz - The Coinbase Blog
ozbot: Cold Chisel - Best Of Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh - YouTube
ozbot: Cold Chisel- Bow River - YouTube
Vexual: u think bogans dont know about music and beer?
Vexual: its a 5 start bitter in holland
ozbot: Traveling Wilburys End Of The Line - YouTube
Vexual: your private school girlfriend's dad has this on the record player instead, its the same shit
ozbot: Prince George's first Christmas sees Prince Harry dressed as Santa Claus | Mail Online
jurov: ^ thestringpuller: ome inspiration how to do the painting
KRS1: ppl are starting to say bitcoin is dead
Vexual: yeah well the windsors have the travelling wilburys on lp, so i wouldnt worry yet
Vexual: smokin afghans is cool with the queen
KRS1: i thinkk the big sales of coin on the markets got everyone figuring that if the price goes down to pennies wtf is the point
Vexual: how much sold this wek?
KRS1: idk i dont have figures of all the markets
KRS1: maybe bitcoincharts does
BingoBoingo: KRS1: If Litecoin breaks $100 it will probably happen as a side effect of BTC Breaking $5000-$10,000
Vexual: not a pinch of shit dropped into a pond if you were looking for ripples on the edge
Vexual: people here make coin on volatility
truffles: that one prince is aging badly
KRS1: these big sales are making people edgy
Vexual: the one with helicopters with 100mm chain guns?
KRS1: BingoBoingo: Litecoins are breaking into new markets- forex and metal traders are now looking at it
ozbot: Super Heavy Miracle Worker Official Music Video HD - YouTube
truffles: dont like this mix, female should be solo..
Vexual: yeah aunty liz like teh stones
ozbot: Yes Sir Boss ft Joss Stone - Come Together - YouTube
KRS1: i cant listen to all these songs so quick
truffles: son of a preacher man shouldve been goto!
truffles: wait thats not her original song
Vexual: joss smoked more marijuana from age 14-18 than nubbins has ever smoked
ozbot: Joss Stone - Right To Be Wrong - YouTube
ozbot: The Beatles - Come Together - YouTube
Vexual: chinese imitation works
ozbot: Oasis - Champagne Supernova - YouTube
Vexual: you know the kraken will eat us like squid rings truffle?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
Vexual: u carpaccio with every permutation of yolo kid?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3039999 = 0.912 BTC [+]
KRS1: thats a great song dude
ozbot: Silverchair - Tomorrow - YouTube
ozbot: Damien Rice - Volcano - Official Video - YouTube
KRS1: that silverchair song is like one of my all time fav songs
KRS1: do you guys like Jerry Cantrell - My Song
Vexual: yeah quality rockers krs
Vexual: the singer has ass cancer that requires herb and smokes with politicians
KRS1: everyone could use some herb
truffles: silverchair makes me think of matchbox20
ozbot: Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning - YouTube
Vexual: this guy was out education and environment minister for a bit
ozbot: Dancing Days-Stone Temple Pilots - YouTube
ozbot: Dancing Days-Stone Temple Pilots - YouTube
KRS1: <TuxBlackEdo> first 10 people to PM me will get 1 Bitcoin
KRS1: go for it he's looking for love
Vexual: have you got anyones wallet?
Vexual: did some freenode fuck steal your name?
Vexual: coz i registered vex when my teeth went rotten
Vexual: go away for 6 months ond lose your shit
KRS|Gotyawallet: no..there's someone with the name krs and krs1 was confusing
truffles: its not a unique name uknow :D
Gotyawallet: <todamoon> but i dont have real money to buy
truffles: if it gets claimed, im sure i can think of somethink else
rvex: who would want truffles
ozbot: Here Comes The Hotstepper With Lyrics - YouTube
ozbot: Here Comes The Hotstepper Evian remix - YouTube
Vexual: are you at work kars1?
Gotyawallet: naw i dont work anymore..i just live off bitcoins
ozbot: Driicky Graham "Snapbacks & Tattoos" - YouTube
truffles: take away that annoying female and it improves
Gotyawallet: foggy and dreary sunrise on the atlantic east coast of south florida
truffles: i wish they edited that part out
Gotyawallet: i've done all kinds of things with audacity
truffles: i could clean up a bunch of songs
Gotyawallet: i made songs better, some longer and what not
truffles: will look into this life changing tech
Gotyawallet: even gox's market sales data looks scammy..flatline at $885 is sticking out like a sore thumb..wtf.
truffles: i dont want to make instrumental though
mircea_popescu: Confirmed total: 10,009 BTC << BitBet over 10k BTC bet.
pigeons: yay an exchange run by zhoutong, i know where this leads
pigeons: the chinese relic hunter is still out there with the real killer of OJ's wife
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.304 BTC [+]
pigeons: I don't think anyone competent would even have any desire to run a USD/AUD/UK/whatever government money <-> BTC exchange
ozbot: Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock - YouTube
mircea_popescu: if it's a case of "shut up or we're building our own nuclear subs" then maybe.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02674999 = 0.2407 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 100 @ 0.00359998 = 0.36 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
Gotyawallet: I knew that autocomplete was going to fuck someone!
Gotyawallet: Do these people not have any common sense when they make shit like this!
mircea_popescu: i've never ever used because i'm nuts, not because it's patently useless.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11650 @ 0.00088849 = 10.3509 BTC [-] {2}
Gotyawallet: I hope that lawyer's up and sues everyone involved to poverty.
Gotyawallet: id rather have $60 mil shares instead of $60 mil usd
dexX7: Only problem Kantor says is that after he typed the word “controlled,” Google search allegedly auto-completed his phrase with the word “bomb” << lol what
pigeons: that happens. the question the article doesnt answer is are his claims of how his life was affected true or not
pigeons: we can't tell the tin foil nut from the oppressed anymore
Gotyawallet: bottom line, no probable cause? get the fuck out of our searches.
pigeons: well i don't have anything to hide so i leave the bathroom door open when i take my dumps
ozbot: How to bet against the bitcoin megabubble - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet
deadweasel: MPEx, a stock exchange for companies with shares traded in bitcoins -- there are four of them -- also lists bitcoin options.
mircea_popescu: so someone please explain benkay` s link to me please. bitbet has a btc/usd bet that has more volume on it than the entire predictious bullshit put together.
mircea_popescu: wasn't this zerohedge thing supposed to be like, NOT verge/gawker/vice/whatever ?
mircea_popescu: you can't tell the shitholes from the fuckholes anymore i swear.
dexX7: oh did they interview you for that line?
dexX7: did a reporter approach you and asked about mpex?
pigeons: i bet a reporter asks mircea_popescu about GLBSE before mpex
deadweasel: "MPEx charges 30 bitcoins to open an account, which at Wednesday's closing price was $33,000."
mircea_popescu: if in the end this comes down to, "some starving fucker in england paid someone @zh $200 for a repvertorial" i'm going to piss all over them.
pankkake: I'm pretty sure you can easily get published on ZH
mircea_popescu: dexX7 o you meant the fortune thing did you. yeah, guy was around here for a coupla days asking questions.
dexX7: the article doesn't sound very positive though.. or the reporter is clueless about how things work
mircea_popescu: dexX7 the logs kinda answer that question for ya. which is how it should be #2 :)
pankkake: they take from a few blogs already, perhaps submit something trollbaiting enough and it will get published
mircea_popescu: perhaps it's their fucking job to do their fucking job ?
mircea_popescu: that was the original point, i thought the theory is that zh is not old media.
pankkake: well certainly not old media, being contrarian is their raison d'être !
mircea_popescu: i fail to see it. that's the most obsequious piece ever.
mircea_popescu: seriously, promote a disqus based, bullshit black footer site ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: complete fucking abdication from any responsibility, it's disgusting.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.299 = 0.598 BTC [-]
ozbot: This finance expert thinks Bitcoin will fall 99 percent by June
dexX7: tl;tr: bitcoin is doomed and the euro is decentralized
dexX7: yeah pankkake already linked me to this article :)
ozbot: U.S. Government Nastygram Shuts Down One-Man Bitcoin Mint | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
pigeons: i thought money was meant and intended to be transmitted
pigeons: money wants to be transmited
pigeons: oh yeah and child porn and drugs
topace: thestringpuller: correction, i dont run havelock, i run the Havelock Mining Fund (HMF)
pigeons: shadowy carribean investors
mircea_popescu: lmao this quest for anonimity. why would anyone trust this thing if nobody actually will step up and say "yeah, it's me" ?
topace: the panama fund runs havelock (the exchange)
topace: you can call the office and ask
mircea_popescu: i ain't calling no office. they come here and tell me.
pigeons: manager's face is on the door at my burger place
pigeons: he's not a clown either ;)
pigeons: yeah, well somebody's face is there
unbalanced: What do you get when you have everything?
gribble: javanomad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 hours, 3 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <javanomad> ;;seen unbalanced
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.299 BTC [-]
unbalanced: javanomad, since we're missing each other here: got the coffee two days ago and handed it all out in 5 minutes to the others at the coworking space
unbalanced: javanomad: I was greeted like a conquering hero
mircea_popescu: all you hear is how people's teeth are. it's like some weird voodoo shit by now
unbalanced: But more importantly globe-spanning P2P Bitcoin commerce ftw! They were suddenly way more curious about Bitcoin, it really helps tell the story.
unbalanced: Little Bitcoin icon on the package and everything
ozbot: Romanian state TV airs Christmas carol about burning Jews | Jewish Telegraphic Agency
pigeons: mircea_popescu: i noticed when i was a child people's "orthodontists" would reccomend the child get braces to pay for a new boat for the "doctor". He told my mom my sister really needed them because otherwise low self esteem could mar her life forever. You notice lots of people with the exact same shaped teeth, its rather boring. It doesn't seem to bother Britons who floss with pocketknifes and forks
mircea_popescu: yeah i was thinking, what a recipe for disaster this is, get a bunch of very emotionally repressed, sexually insecure protestant type people and lock them up in a can where the usual british problem of "acceptable things to talk about" is resolved by economical interest.
mircea_popescu: if there's not advertisers to make topics acceptable to discuss among strangers, there'd only be silence.
mircea_popescu: i suppose us housewives hold tupperware parties just for the shred of human contact.
ozbot: USA TODAY: Latest World and US News - USATODAY.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00089111 = 11.1389 BTC [+] {5}
dexX7: looks toxic, in green
mircea_popescu: "Shortly after his panel on investment opportunities, former child star Brock Pierce (The Mighty Ducks) was engulfed by a throng of admirers."
mircea_popescu: "Brock Pierce is the godfather of virtual currency," says David Johnston, CEO of Engine, and another early adopter of the digital currency.
ThickAsThieves: "It's like being on the ground floor of the Internet 20 years ago," Smith said. "Bitcoin is going to be transformative."
mircea_popescu: i'm rooting for the guy who was advocating it in korea.
ThickAsThieves: every major article reveals the author/pub's bitcoin ownership status and not much more
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 905.0, Best ask: 908.354, Bid-ask spread: 3.35400, Last trade: 909.0, 24 hour volume: 11088.84685319, 24 hour low: 856.123, 24 hour high: 959.88, 24 hour vwap: 898.69515
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it also reveals this funny "we have no understanding of any of the constraints of the space, therefore we don't understand what competence is or why would you want to build on the results of others"
ThickAsThieves: better to be a unique snowflake and make it up as you go
mircea_popescu: outright sterile, actually. the only thing a guy that comes out to claim he's the guy that REALLY invented bitcoin could possibly produce is a ream of arguments with all the other guys claiming they did it even before him.
mircea_popescu: anyway, they do have the lemon sale, which is actual news.
mircea_popescu: not like they're zerohedge and people have expectations or anything.
ThickAsThieves: hey remember when everyone wanted to decentralize everything?
mircea_popescu: financial trade rags bad ; zh latecomer ; claims "we're not gonna be that retarded" ; benefit of doubt ; dissapoint.
ThickAsThieves: now colored coins devs are back in their closet waiting to be brought out for the next exchange shutdown
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves the only reason that stopped is because the current crop of fanbois are too intellectually lazy to even take that much of a reading plunge
mircea_popescu: basically it's summed up by george costanza's "a widget for televising opera or whatever"
pankkake: well some seem to be in the testing phase, i.e. the moment they realize it sucks
ThickAsThieves: well it's silly that a wallet exposes more info than needed for the tx
dexX7: <ThickAsThieves> well it's silly that a wallet exposes more info than needed for the tx << ?
dexX7: that's how bitcoin works
dexX7: you can't take "half of an output, so you don't have any change"
jcpham: y u no clikc dramatalk link tat
jcpham: actvemining is still a thing?
pankkake: you could tweak the whole input selection, and do things like create multiple outputs
pankkake: but the whole input/output thing is there for a reason, I don't think it can be easily changed
ThickAsThieves: couldnt someone make a decentralized bitcoin laundering scheme?
pankkake: well activemining is a thing in a sense that unicorns are still a thing, you can write stories about them
dexX7: well, if you want to use multiple inputs and outputs, you can do it
pankkake: there is CoinJoin and some other thing I always forget the name of
ozbot: Fidelity now allows clients to put bitcoins in IRAs - The Tell - MarketWatch
jcpham: ;;baratio --market bitstamp
gribble: Total bids: 16525252 USD. Total asks: 16205 BTC. Ratio: 1019.73429 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0533 seconds
gribble: Total bids: 34368303 USD. Total asks: 29979 BTC. Ratio: 1146.38318 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0950 seconds
Duffer1: still have to be an accredited investor for that though i believe
ozbot: Coinbase Raises $25 Million From Andreessen Horowitz - The Coinbase Blog
ThickAsThieves: "Separately, we’re also very pleased to share that Gavin Andresen has joined Coinbase as an advisor. "
ThickAsThieves: "We are averaging 10,000 new customer sign-ups a day, and are now working with over 16,000 merchants including OkCupid, Khan Academy, and Reddit, who use Coinbase to accept bitcoin. "
pankkake: dexX7: I'm surprised it got into a block
ozbot: Can Bitcoin replace PayPal? - CNN.com
ThickAsThieves: "Traders don't want volatility in the currency that they are taking in."
ozbot: Snoop Dogg tweets Coinbase and Bitpay : Bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: "With my mind on my money and my money on my bitcoins."
ThickAsThieves: "Brain wallets are not a good way to secure your money."
pankkake: for a guy who smokes weed probably
thestringpuller: loose all your crypto wealth cause you smoked so much you forgot your brain wallet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.05 = 4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.28377771 / 0.29229715 / 0.30493107 (182 shares, 53.19808195 BTC), 7D: 0.28377771 / 0.32705881 / 0.37300000 (1684 shares, 550.76704379 BTC), 30D: 0.23500000 / 0.39790206 / 0.67999999 (7765 shares, 3089.70952185 BTC)
mircea_popescu: dexX7 is that the kslaughter of the famous activemining ?
pankkake: I don't think he has disclosed how much he pays the dev?
mircea_popescu: funny. any someone is going to even look at that thing now ?
mircea_popescu: at least coinbase has the sense to rape ex-respectable ppl a la gavin
mircea_popescu: zacm was here earlier and on teh grapevine for a coupla weeks yeah
zacm: wonder what all the people swooning over amazing senate hearings will have to say
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1040268619.58 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
gribble: Current Blocks: 274513 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1678 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, 35 minutes, and 33 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1040268619.58 | Estimated Percent Change: 14.52278
ozbot: Bitcoin Difficulty: 908,350,862
dexX7: hashfast seems to be almost ready to ship
pankkake: because they did show an empty case at a conference?
mircea_popescu: get out of here, ready to ship, so it takes a week if they ship today. too late.
ozbot: 908350862.43702 | Next Diff in 1678 blocks | Estimated Change: 14.5096% in 9d 23h 0m 5s
Kleeck: Too late for what? Do their machines not ROI?
Kleeck: Link? Is it for them to ship before the end of the year?
pankkake: no the difficulty bet. biggest one, top of homepage :)
Kleeck: I don't really frequent bitbet
Kleeck: seen some chatter about it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 14811 @ 0.00008 = 1.1849 BTC [-] {6}
Kleeck: So, we're not thinking it'll pass 1B before EOY?
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00286631 = 0.2866 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 355 @ 0.002861 = 1.0157 BTC [-] {4}
Kleeck: A nail biter, for sure.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 18318 @ 0.00009788 = 1.793 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.10361425 = 0.7253 BTC [+] {7}
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1040199420.32 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
thestringpuller: the last change estimate keeps going up, but past three days is very slim
ozbot: Bitcoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom
ozbot: BitcoinWisdom.com - Live Bitcoin/LiteCoin Charts
ThickAsThieves: it's still a lil early to have an accurate number, but 338 blocks solved already since diffchange
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves what do you get if you win that one, 200ish ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
ThickAsThieves: and then when it starts looking like No, some schlub will throw 500btc on it
pankkake: the Yesses don't stop coming, I don't really get why
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i was thinking, if there's a sudden hickup in the hashing there's going to be such a run to cover the world has never seen
pankkake: 7% or -100% with a pretty good change of the latter. that's some shitty gambling odds!
pankkake: I do, I made a comment to encourage Yes votes! :p
mircea_popescu: yes on this bet is actually a better "investment" than everything they do over btctalk/reddit/etc.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11289999 BTC [+]
jcpham: double litecoin price rocket inbound
mircea_popescu: is because i write gramatically correct uncapitalised irc lines
ozbot: Twitter / chijs: BTC China comment implies they'll ...
pankkake: oh… I've seen that one already
pankkake: > implying is what gox does too
ozbot: BitBet - Cardano delivered before Christmas
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8881 @ 0.00089524 = 7.9506 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: noone wants teh cardanos
pankkake: pretty good for a delivery bet with no preorder
jcpham: mircea_popescu did you get any new rota signs ups or did you successfully frighten everyone away
jurov: mircea_popescu: NSA should stir some hype, not just me
ozbot: BitBet - Google Glasses will be delivered before the end of 2013
mircea_popescu: well it hasn't actually delivered to customers has it.
jcpham: google glass is a myth
pankkake: many people blogged about theirs
jcpham: prior to disassociating from the socialnets i knew multiple verified parties
jcpham: 2 for sale in -otc now
ozbot: Errata Security: I survived Google's re-education camp
ozbot: [Update] Spec announced for the Cardano, S.NSA's first product
mircea_popescu: "Google wasn't just going to ship the devices to us bloggers and figure things out for ourselves."
jcpham: no that's what they did
jcpham: they shipped a half finished procut
jcpham: updates through play store obv
jcpham: remember android 1 was a full OS with a lot of apps
jcpham: android 4 is bare and everything through play
mircea_popescu: we don't advertise a product that isn't yet orderable, no.
jcpham: thev'ye changed their "final product" in recent years
jurov: hm, should have considered it before placing he bet
ThickAsThieves: I ordered mine and they came i 1 day, was also able to order accessories and choose color
jcpham: they delivered the product and opened it up to more than just devs
jcpham: like he said, colors and accessories
jcpham: not a *whole lot* of functionality but they can always update the functionality through play store
jcpham: play store has your whole device
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 27110 @ 0.0001107 = 3.0011 BTC [+] {15}
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: I find it weird that they ignored people having glasses already. I mean, that's a lot of nerds
jcpham: can you watch porn on it or not
ThickAsThieves: first observation is that having the video on in any way destroys battery life
kanzure: google glass sdk is pretty lame
kanzure: straight into your eyeball?
ThickAsThieves: the first time you put them on, you realize how embarassing they really are
deadweasel: i realized that the first time I saw one.
mircea_popescu: well... most people don't have the brainpower that'd allow them to walk and chew at the same time
Diablo-D3: VEGITA, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL
pankkake: incidentally, S.MPOE is approaching that level
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00087288 / 0.00088257 / 0.00089634 (300146 shares, 264.90 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00085397 / 0.00089634 (3403278 shares, 2,906.33 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082916 / 0.00089634 (8091783 shares, 6,709.42 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 300 @ 0.00089739 = 0.2692 BTC [+]
nubbins`: or watching three episodes of MST3k at once
nubbins`: not sure the human brain can handle that sort of abuse tho
nubbins`: heh, you actually gave me a bit of a start then.
ozbot: U.S. Government Nastygram Shuts Down One-Man Bitcoin Mint | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
peterL: just wondering if you planned on lowering the coinBR fees again since the price of bitcoin went up 5x since you set the current fees?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.05 = 1.65 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2074 @ 0.001 = 2.074 BTC {5}
nubbins`: my plan is to skulk around until i figure out a way to cajole or barter my way into a free account on coinbr or mpex
nubbins`: realistically neither will happen, likely because the coinbr fee is so low and the mpex fee is so high :D
jurov: nubbins`: actually its no biggie
peterL: oh ok. I must say I really like CoinBR, good job making that run.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2100 @ 0.001 = 2.1 BTC {4}
jurov: just find anyone who has nwmworld's passthroughs from bf
jurov: convince them to import them to your account
jurov: and you have free acct until January 1 + 1 free withdrawal
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 32104 @ 0.001 = 32.104 BTC {4}
nubbins`: no rush either way, i can't redeem my s.mg stock warrant until mid-january anyway, and will likely sit on it long past that date
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 115 @ 0.001 = 0.115 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3580 @ 0.001 = 3.58 BTC
nubbins`: suing the government is an interesting thing
nubbins`: it doesn't affect the government, as an entity, at all
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC {2}
nubbins`: given a population P, and a subset C who file a class-action lawsuit against the government
nubbins`: it just funnels money from (P-C) directly to C, because of some activity or lack thereof on the part of G
nubbins`: doesn't really give G any incentive to not fuck up, does it?
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: yeah but nobody is able to get a P4 these days
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: where'd you find one?
pigeons: i have a a few pentium 4's left if you would like one
nubbins`: [1:37pm] jcpham: if only i could pay people to blog in dogecoin
nubbins`: [1:37pm] stqism: much doge, many posts
pigeons: what's that diseas you get, is it cauliflower ear from wearing nasty foam headbands like that
nubbins`: cauliflower ear is from getting hit in the ears too much
nubbins`: not a disease, just ruptured cartilage
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 9793 @ 0.001 = 9.793 BTC {2}
nubbins`: "check out my cool new red headband! ZITBROW!"
nubbins`: you can actually see bits of foam all over the table in that picture.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 9980 @ 0.001 = 9.98 BTC
ozbot: Intel Pentium 4 2 4 GHz Bx80532pe2400dsl6sh Processor 0735858153720 | eBay
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> doesn't really give G any incentive to not fuck up, does it? << exactly right.
nubbins`: "you mean we can do what we want and the plebs will bear the brunt of our poor choices? great! let's vote ourselves a pay increase!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2131 @ 0.001 = 2.131 BTC {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 17869 @ 0.001 = 17.869 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.2940125 = 2.3521 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
pigeons: that's sad. i liked the virtual boy i got use out of it before the headaches. and i kind of liked the headaches
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.002 = 0.2 BTC [-]
Kleeck: pigeons! I had a VirtualBoy as well! MarioTennis was awesome.
kanzure: has someone written a usable os for google glass yet? e.g. something to bring up a shell
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4003 @ 0.001 = 4.003 BTC {4}
pigeons: hackcanada who were later accused of being Tom Williams/mybitcoin had virtualboy hacking project that was fun read
kanzure: well it runs linux so people can just flash whatever they want on it i assume
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 95898 @ 0.001 = 95.898 BTC {2}
nubbins`: i recall seeing a virtual boy set up on a counter in a department store the day i bought super mario 3
nubbins`: we were on family vacation, driving through the usa
nubbins`: and i had to spend two goddamn weeks reading the instruction manual for that game before i could play it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.001 = 0.25 BTC
nubbins`: wait, no, the years are all wrong for that
nubbins`: anyway, i do recall trying out a virtual boy in a store
nubbins`: and it made my brain feel weird
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 17905 @ 0.001 = 17.905 BTC
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if i recall correctly the actual retina resolution one inchfrom the eye is something like 6k x 5k or so ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1023 @ 0.001 = 1.023 BTC {2}
mircea_popescu: i wonder which happens first : glass at 6k dpi or neural interfacing
nubbins`: meh, just attach an iphone to a headband.
the20year: They had 2 meter radio to phone interfaces in the 50s
nubbins`: super high res, use the back camera to provide a passthru so you can walk while using it
nubbins`: front camera tracks eye movement
the20year: I don't understand how that's magic
nubbins`: go read up on antenna theory, then
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2136 @ 0.00009026 = 0.1928 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 60 @ 0.28397253 = 17.0384 BTC [-] {14}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 180 @ 0.001 = 0.18 BTC
the20year: And my local network still goes down every year during large festivals
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1304 @ 0.001 = 1.304 BTC {2}
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform recall the lolphonograph they had on a ship during ww2 ?
☟︎ the20year: The earliest one i've seen photos of were the USSR radio/telephone setups
the20year: I know though later in the 50s the US had a consumer model, well , sort of consumer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 13 @ 0.04999979 = 0.65 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 11970 @ 0.001 = 11.97 BTC
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform "One was installed in a ship and followed General Douglas MacArthur during his South Pacific campaigns. In total during WW2, the system supported about 3,000 high-level telephone conferences."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 92 @ 0.0077 = 0.7084 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC {2}
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller all this btc noobs keep buying for fiat has to return to sane hands somehow.
nubbins`: the best part about leaving windows behind is being able to say "sorry, i don't know anything about that shit" when asked to troubleshoot computer problems for family members
nubbins`: i can't wait until the first malicious fake trezors hit the streets.
ozbot: TREZOR The Bitcoin Safe
nubbins`: that you're supposed to plug into the POS at the store you're visiting
nubbins`: and the store is supposed to just plug it in
ozbot: The Cask of Amontillado
nubbins`: even though it's a goddamn HID device
nubbins`: so essentially it's like plugging a keyboard into the cash register
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 369 @ 0.001 = 0.369 BTC
nubbins`: go to a store and say "hey, can i just plug this keyboard into your POS and type a bunch of commands in? i'll only be like half an hour"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform lol that's what i thought too, when i first heard of it.
mircea_popescu: clearly our reading is inadequate for the needs of contemporaneous english speakers.
nubbins`: i should design a trezor-looking HID that, when connected, sends "[windows-r], www.mydomain.com/horsedick.avi, [enter]"
nubbins`: maybe followed by an [F11] for good measure
nubbins`: is there a keyboard shortcut for volume?
nubbins`: hm, usatoday.com has a btc logo in their header
ozbot: Added some DoS limits, removed safe mode (0.3.19)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00290454 = 0.1597 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2810 @ 0.001 = 2.81 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.28015829 = 5.6032 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 119 @ 0.001 = 0.119 BTC
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 867.59095, Best ask: 875.0, Bid-ask spread: 7.40905, Last trade: 861.25001, 24 hour volume: 12139.28764678, 24 hour low: 839.5, 24 hour high: 941.0, 24 hour vwap: 886.66919
gribble: A market order to sell 1000000 bitcoins right now would net 33179748.9231 USD and would take the last price down to 0.0017 USD, resulting in an average price of 33.1797 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.1238 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 100000 bitcoins right now would net 32207763.4100 USD and would take the last price down to 43.5700 USD, resulting in an average price of 322.0776 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 5.2789 seconds
nubbins`: any of you guys own any casascius coins?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00285862 = 0.2859 BTC [-] {5}
the20year: i wonder how many fakes there are out there
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4000 @ 0.001 = 4 BTC
deadweasel: they're fixin' to double in value again.
dexX7: i heard that there are some cheap already redeemed casascius coins on ebay
the20year: no way to tell it hasn't been redeemed before you buy, is there?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC
nubbins`: the20year: well there's a security hologram
nubbins`: very difficult to reapply once removed
dexX7: haha i was just poking nubbins
TomServo: Pretty sure the hologram was proved to be crackable at Defcon this year
nubbins`: dexX7: there's actually a market for reeeemed once
nubbins`: TomServo: they left only minimal signs of tampering
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
nubbins`: what can i say, i'm a sucker for pretty metal
ozbot: Casascius Physical Bitcoins Cracked at Defcon - Coding In My Sleep - A Bitcoin Blog
nubbins`: there literally are chocolate bitcoins on ebay
ozbot: 3 Bitcoin Chocolate Gold Foil Coins NO BTC Value Casascius $1 Liberty Coin Bonus | eBay
dexX7: the line was interesting imho: "If he doesn’t verify or have a way of knowing whether the owner of the bitcoins is the same person he’s sending the coins to, that’s a problem ..."
benkay: giving bitcoins this way is just the most goddamn stupid idea
benkay: it's like trading wallets
benkay: or trying to sell an MPEx account
benkay: posesser of the keys is posesser of the goods
benkay: on the topic of greater fool theory, the fundamental principle underlying these physical coins and the entire fartup circuit
nubbins`: dexX7: seems like a roundabout way of laundering. why not just send the raw btc? :P
dexX7: because there is no direct link between the coins
dexX7: btct for example was an awesome way to launder coins
dexX7: same here.. insert coin A, get unrealted coin B out
dexX7: (besides the paper and shipping docs)
mircea_popescu: benkay honestly, it was a reasonably nice way to get people introduced to btc, back in 2011.
benkay: i suppose, at the cost of perpetuating idiot opsec.
mircea_popescu: i don't think anyone took it for more than that. caldwell was making a few cents here and there with it, but not worth his time
benkay: had to reprimand someone giving out printed wallets at a local btc event.
mircea_popescu: take it as a publicity stunt, like getting a chick with a nice rack and a mean streak to stir the forum pot
benkay: "are you seriously displaying private keys in public?!"
benkay: oh it's great i'm sure for mike and btc and everything except the whole idiots problem.
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder that's misrepresenting the thing. he'd have made 10 simply selling a pizza.
mircea_popescu: 8k simply reflects the fact that for most of the coin's life, the metal was worth more than the key.
nubbins`: ah, i suspect mike kept most of his profits in btc
nubbins`: minus living expenses, not sure if he held a day job
Bugpowder: But he was still making about 10% BTC profit on his sales up till he shut down.
nubbins`: well in that case he probably kept every satoshi, less minting costs
Bugpowder: its a lot easier to sell $80M worth of BTC than 80M worth of pizza from your house.
Bugpowder: His garage does not look like the garage of a millionaire
benkay: a real millionaire would spend it all exhibiting the wealth, right?
ozbot: Most Expensive Thing You Bought With Bitcoin?
Bugpowder: can't even get you a nice condo in LA
Bugpowder: yes they have been gone since Nov 27th
deadweasel: they pulled the rug out. he's in the US.
Bugpowder: nobody paid attention when I posted it to reddit on the 28th. People needed a wired article to make it news.
thestringpuller: but cascius coins are the only "paper wallet" i really trust
the20year: Our average purchase price has been $45k for houses here in Ohio
mircea_popescu: <Bugpowder> nobody paid attention when I posted it to reddit on the 28th. People needed a wired article to make it news. << ridiculous, isn't it.
Bugpowder: I've got a roll of 50 in a safe deposit box.
Bugpowder: Oh well. It's better to know news before others, generally.
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder give us the depost box address too and it's all good eh.
the20year: now he needs to move to Canada to do it
mircea_popescu: the20year if he really wants to do it, south africa is probably a better place.
deadweasel: you can play with it. rub it on your nipples.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: No because I would be that guy who made a typo. Casascius is more competent than I in that regard
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anal insertion is the only thing that comes to mind.
jcpham: if you use it anally it is no longer uncirculated fwiw
nubbins`: is there any actual record of someone purchasing freshly-minted coins from a pool?
jcpham: i have one of those spycoins
Bugpowder: hehehe… only with probable cause. The gold confiscation in the 30s is just an internet myth.
Bugpowder: happened to one person in the course of a criminal investigation.
nubbins`: <benkay> a real millionaire would spend it all exhibiting the wealth, right?
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder methinks you got the history muddied up on that one.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 58183 @ 0.001 = 58.183 BTC
nubbins`: ^ maybe the most lucid display of sarcasm i've seen in weeks
Bugpowder: nubbins`: See example : Goat posting his lambo to 4chan
ozbot: Nazi brass cyanide container - SS marked
pigeons: they didnt have to confiscate lots of it cause people brought it in but executive order said they had to
nubbins`: who said they had a roll of cas coins?
Bugpowder: basically used to keep me from trading them.
ozbot: UEBERSEE FINANZ-KORPORATION, ETC. v. ROSEN | Leagle.com
Bugpowder: also have some 2011 brass with error
ozbot: FindLaw | Cases and Codes
nubbins`: almost bought a 25 when they were selling for ~26-27 earlier this year
jcpham: didn't scroll fr enough
mircea_popescu: they like that, because they can apply for more salaries.
pigeons: but eeproms from the 80s will have bitrotted a bit
mircea_popescu: even more jobs are needed to iterate the alternatives. great news.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 310 @ 0.001 = 0.31 BTC {2}
mircea_popescu: making it a bigger problem whcih is more worthy of attention so more fellows can be hired.
pigeons: so cynical, eat your cheese
mircea_popescu: find out the % of people whose residence is based on a wikipedia page.
mircea_popescu: that'll certainly be reddit-news, once you publish the SHOCKING results.
mircea_popescu: anyway, was a case recently, some lawyer died and his fambly opened a box
pigeons: there was a good espidoe of boondocks the grandpa told the judge, "didnt obama legalize weed?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 237 @ 0.002969 = 0.7037 BTC [+]
benkay: can't be having those precious metals floating around
benkay: might engender a liquid market
pigeons: i picked fox cause you know, fair and balanced
Bugpowder: Your hedge fund client is using a retail checking account. Rather than use a business bank account, Madoff’s hedge fund put billions of dollars from thousands of investors into a retail account, and didn’t bother to segregate it with sub-accounts. His accounts “exhibited, on their face, a ‘glaring absence of securities activity.’”
pigeons: anyway you were allowed to keep gold jewelery and special collector coins, of which currently circulating gold coins were not
ozbot: Five signs your client may be running a Ponzi scheme – Quartz
pigeons: if you fear this is an internet rumor go to the physical archives of a library
mircea_popescu: if i were to confiscate all property with broken title that's 80+ eyars old, i would be able to pay for the us deficit maybe even 3-4 years
Bugpowder: "What's more, this absence of a paper trail speaks to criminal intent. If whoever took or exchanged the coins thought he was doing no wrong, we would expect to see some sort of documentation reflecting the transaction, especially considering how carefully and methodically the Mint accounted for the '33 Double Eagles."
the20year: most realestate in the US has proper deed records
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder you probably need an actual lawyer to tell you what a joke that is.
mircea_popescu: the20year most realtors pretend this is the case, sure.
Bugpowder: my real estate has a nice deed record
the20year: that issue million dollar policies on title clouds?
mircea_popescu: title companies understand how undisturbed possesion works.
mircea_popescu: as in, any case over a 80yo alleged "theft" is thrown out of court just like that
mircea_popescu: except of course if prosecuted by the all-corrupt usg.
pigeons: well think of the children
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder admittedly much easier to do in california and for new developments.
mircea_popescu: there are houses in this town that are 500+ years old and still inhabited.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 97 @ 0.002969 = 0.288 BTC [+]
benkay: wait how does that work you have to experience so much modern man in those urban areas
mircea_popescu: yeah but at least in the company of 1800s brownstone you can pretend all that grub is just going to go away
benkay: man i'm trying to make shit-hitting-the-fan hedges but i think that even small towns that are nominally self-sufficient in this country are so tightly coupled to the rest of the country that they'll devolve into chaos too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00296998 = 0.1455 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: benkay: Buy as landfill as it is being capped if you must stay in the US. Keep the fencing and signage though.
benkay: mircea_popescu: i strongly suspect i won't have time to get out of the country.
mircea_popescu: the20year fun fact : other than berlin, the most rapes per german cunt happened in the countryside.
the20year: My county has enough food during the spring/summer/fall to be well more than self sufficient
benkay: mircea_popescu: i'm trying to suck as much fiat into btc with overpriced us programmery hours as i can
the20year: I'm sure a good deal of it was in the stutenland and danzid corridor
benkay: mircea_popescu: i don't have the luxury to let my money make more money
benkay: the biz network that i leverage for work is in the us
benkay: generally. sales is kinda high-touch it turns out!
benkay: mircea_popescu: how about a robo-crossbow?
benkay: constructs a 3d model of its environment and self trains to put a bolt through any xyz triple
benkay: asciilifeform: but on a turret and with some ml
benkay: and assume straight line bolt trajectory?
mircea_popescu: to finance a "predict path of bitcoin-assets conversation" computing project
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1399 @ 0.001 = 1.399 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.29999052 = 2.0999 BTC [+] {4}
Bugpowder: that is going to put a damper on the housing buble.
Bugpowder: heheh, I don't care about that market.
Bugpowder: just burn down palmdale and start over
benkay: it was either that or find themselves seriously in the hole ten years from now due to not actually buying the underlying.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3 = 0.9 BTC [+]
Bugpowder: I was surprised by that fidelity thing that it hadn't driven the market up higher…. guess we know why. One person did it and Second Market oversold it.
ozbot: Bitcoin to Cash Hacked
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder alternatively, second market is persevering in this "we shall ignore the market and expect to matter".
Bugpowder: I hear teppy moved some of his stack
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 6945 @ 0.001 = 6.945 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.001 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1891 @ 0.001 = 1.891 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00284506 = 0.2561 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 434 @ 0.001 = 0.434 BTC
BingoBoingo: The greatest complaint some people have about their fellow man is that they are worthless waterbags interfering with the television signal
thestringpuller: looks like the cardano will be more secure if used as a wallet than the trezor...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 5233 @ 0.001 = 5.233 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.28100001 = 0.843 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.281 = 0.843 BTC [-]
jurov: slush's take on the prng
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.28001504 = 11.2006 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.2771 = 2.771 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.2770007 = 0.554 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: so nobody really has a clue what includes what and what anything said means.
mircea_popescu: you may not be aware of this, but 90% of the people owning ANY bitcoin actually do not have any idea what it is they own.
mircea_popescu: it may amount to less than 1% btc in circulation, but still.
thestringpuller: people who own mac with OS X can go their whole lives owning the machine and not knowing there is a terminal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7914 @ 0.00089976 = 7.1207 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: some people will put a hologram over the private key space on paper wallets to "secure" them
jurov: i have seen only trezor prototype board, to be delivered in 2 weeks
thestringpuller: as I said you can likley debase paperwallets if used for exchange
thestringpuller: but for personal use as a medium of storage you can def bury it in your yard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 19999 @ 0.001 = 19.999 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00281 = 0.281 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
ozbot: The NSA is Coming to Town - YouTube
ozbot: Sriracha shipments stopped until mid-January by health department | The Verge
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 217 @ 0.00209792 = 0.4552 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 72 @ 0.002 = 0.144 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: NYC testing lasers that detect when people fall onto subway tracks | The Verge
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27500001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.275002 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: dont newer terminals now have a wall between tracks and waiting area?
dub: proximity alarms are not new, seems like a reasonable effort
dub: we know that humans are unlikely to hit the button unless its someone they care about on the tracks
dub: most wont look up from their ipad
dub: presumably the lasers are cheaper
dub: because lasers will be orders of magnitude cheaper
mike_c: subway death / subway passengers < car death / car passengers
mike_c: and track workers, which is most of the deaths
dub: they are probably illegals anywy
dub: need to feed the vermin something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
dub: I'm sure the artist has worked here
ozbot: Gmail will soon display images in your email by default | The Verge
ozbot: Bitcoin Foundation opens London office, announces Australia and Canada chapters | The Verge
mike_c: wow the gmail images. that's kind of cool, and will break all email tracking beacons.
mike_c: well, theirs will still work of course. google analytics for email is the only working solution.
nubbins`: subways in seoul had mirrors across the pit, on the incoming side of all the tunnels
nubbins`: idea being that the train is fastest at that point, making it a favored jump spot
nubbins`: mirrors would cause some to second-guess
nubbins`: they were starting to roll out the suicide doors city-wide when i was there tho
mike_c: plus the rats would congregate there, leaving the rest cleaner
ozbot: TREZOR The Bitcoin Safe - news
jurov: NSA published anything to github yet?
jurov: trezor isn't sold yet either
dub: probably fairly easy to ensure they dont
dub: anon call to whatever us customers gestapo is relevant
jurov: asciilifeform: as i wrote several times here, it's made by slush & stick, czechoslovak dudes
jurov: and i'll forward this log to them with delight
jurov: i'm actually surprised you found out only now
jurov: about whole project
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1924 @ 0.001 = 1.924 BTC {2}
jurov: iirc it will be released when it's done
jurov: at least in summer if not sooner
jurov: prolly they don't have mircea to show the The Right Way
jurov: they needed funding
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 202 @ 0.001 = 0.202 BTC
jurov: idk... as i wrote, ask slush
jurov: they sold preorders for 1 and 3 BTC each, end price is supposed to be $100
jurov: it has a display, too
jurov: so what. do undercut them if you want
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.025 = 0.175 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: it's supposed to check the image signature before flashing
jurov: dunno really, just what i remembered from their talk
dub: worth a read, hilariouis
dub: However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.
nubbins`: However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery
nubbins`: recall some time ago i was explaining that being the son of a dog was a grave insult, then they just start throwing numbers in front of it?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 110 @ 0.001 = 0.11 BTC
nubbins`: srsly, people will read "thrice-cursed" and gasp 3x as hard
mircea_popescu: nubbins` the byzantines invented inflation, for all practical purposes
dub: mpoe-pr could have penned this, its great
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
nubbins`: "we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 750 @ 0.001 = 0.75 BTC
mircea_popescu: check out how many times the "your mother" accusatuive is preceded by a fut form, and how many times by anything else.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.00281001 = 0.1068 BTC [-]
mike_c: it would be awesome if you published a trezor hack with the cardano release.
Namworld: urgh... people are buying SFI on havelock?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 650 @ 0.001 = 0.65 BTC {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00089739 = 8.3457 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1221 @ 0.001 = 1.221 BTC
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00088706 / 0.00089102 / 0.00090149 (138332 shares, 123.26 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00085548 / 0.00090149 (3357353 shares, 2,872.17 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082947 / 0.00090149 (8018791 shares, 6,651.36 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0006 / 0.0006 / 0.0006 (666 shares, 0.40 BTC), 30D: 0.00045 / 0.00066638 / 0.00075 (47246 shares, 31.48 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 971 @ 0.00089739 = 0.8714 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00297997 = 0.1043 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 5000 @ 0.0005001 = 2.5005 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 198 @ 0.001 = 0.198 BTC
ozbot: Pete Rock -- PeteStrumentals (10th Anniversary Edition) CD1 - YouTube
dub: freddy foxx is the shit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1362 @ 0.0005002 = 0.6813 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 258 @ 0.00280603 = 0.724 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.001 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
jurov: i'm falling in love with electrum, mostly its tinker-friendly python console
gribble: unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 hours, 46 minutes, and 4 seconds ago: <unbalanced> Little Bitcoin icon on the package and everything
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 45 @ 0.0023 = 0.1035 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 28 @ 0.26551429 = 7.4344 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.2614 = 7.842 BTC [-]
javanomad: ;;later tell unbalanced Thanks for letting me know the coffee made it! Many thanks.
Apocalyptic: jurov, sounds interesting, i fell in love with python already heh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.05 = 10 BTC
jurov: only bad thing is, if you don't have own electrum server (with its own hefty blockchain index)
jurov: then it lets your addresses known to the public el nodes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 6300 @ 0.001 = 6.3 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
benkay: ya well one should have ones own copy of the blockchain let's be real here
mircea_popescu: a well i guess it has no other way to do it if you have no blockchain
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2405 @ 0.00050998 = 1.2265 BTC [+] {7}
jurov: could be interesting to find out crypto protocol for blind tx filtering.. if that can bbe done at all
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2500 @ 0.001 = 2.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.14799999 = 0.592 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00297998 = 0.2891 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0028514 = 0.2851 BTC [-] {5}