benkay: "and the bows are a particularly interesting find that possibly symbolised power" // i thought they were tools for the killin of folks
[]bot: Bet created: "Argentina beats Netherlands" http://bitbet.us/bet/991/
indiancandy1: are you ruska
mircea_popescu: i guess literature isn't your strong point ?
benkay: http://pastebin.com/w9Q42Zkm
assbot: 11:52 ~ Guest48465 is now ninjashogun 11:52 ~ ninjashogun is now Guest45992 - Pastebin.com
benkay: http://pastebin.com/pZFCFVYX
assbot: 12:22 Irssi: >>> Join to #bitcoin-offtopic was synced in 1 secs 12:22 >>> nin - Pastebin.com
benkay: it's gotta be incompetence, right?
mircea_popescu: i ain't readin' that.
benkay: nails. coffins.
benkay: how about this one http://panampost.com/belen-marty/2014/07/04/move-over-kickstarter-swarm-crypto-equity-is-the-next-frontier/
assbot: Move Over Kickstarter, Crypto-Equity Is the Next Frontier
indiancandy1: omg
indiancandy1: mp is ignoring me
benkay: tee hee hee hee
indiancandy1: lol
mircea_popescu: benkay tis lin teh logs. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2014#745857 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 im not ignoring you. but you gotta have something to say.
[]bot: Bet placed: 32.335 BTC for No on "Argentina beats Netherlands" http://bitbet.us/bet/991/ Odds: 61(Y):39(N) by coin, 61(Y):39(N) by weight. Total bet: 82.435 BTC. Current weight: 99,887.
[]bot: Bet placed: 50 BTC for Yes on "Argentina beats Netherlands" http://bitbet.us/bet/991/ Odds: 61(Y):39(N) by coin, 61(Y):39(N) by weight. Total bet: 82.435 BTC. Current weight: 99,887.
benkay: waaaaat?
mircea_popescu: that's a doozy
indiancandy1: so im just suppose 2 sit here
indiancandy1: and read ur chat log
mircea_popescu: Yes pays: 1.61724598 BTC No pays: 2.47530587 BTC << meanwhile line bookies seem to offer 1.45 / 2.25
benkay: indiancandy1: it's not *that* hard.
mircea_popescu: not everyone's into readin'.
benkay: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7993307
assbot: It may work, it may not. I have my doubts but I'm very happy this exists. We nee... | Hacker News
indiancandy1: i dont get it though
indiancandy1: i dont understand anything your talkin about
indiancandy1: im feelin lonely
indiancandy1: left out
mircea_popescu: sucks huh.
indiancandy1: big time
indiancandy1: i wanna cry
mircea_popescu: #bitcoin-assets, the place camwhores come to feel left out and cry ?
indiancandy1: the pussy wetter then puddles
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5189 @ 0.00081361 = 4.2218 BTC [+] {2}
Dekker3D: !up indiancandy1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.1999571 = 2.7994 BTC [+] {5}
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/fderp-june-statement/
[]bot: Bet placed: 3.5 BTC for No on "World Cup top scorer to net > 7" http://bitbet.us/bet/905/ Odds: 27(Y):73(N) by coin, 46(Y):54(N) by weight. Total bet: 10.19546549 BTC. Current weight: 17,013.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.201 = 2.01 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10909 @ 0.00081687 = 8.9112 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet created: "Brazil beats Germany" http://bitbet.us/bet/992/
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7992893
assbot: @corpselord420: your interesting comment is unreadable by most HN readers, becau... | Hacker News
asciilifeform: ^ hn 'hellbanning' explained
mircea_popescu: sooo... what ?
mircea_popescu: you teh corpselord ?
asciilifeform: nope
asciilifeform: just found the explicit mention somewhat surprising
asciilifeform: usually they just do it, sans talking.
mircea_popescu: stupid idea in the first place.
asciilifeform: stupid idea that hn is famous for
mircea_popescu: o ? i had no idea
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-06-2014#710960 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: lol sec
mircea_popescu: the strange day you get example.com in your referrer list
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: almost certainly a misconfigured refer-header spamatron.
mircea_popescu: prolly
peterl: is S.MPOE paying dividends?
benkay: http://trilema.com/2014/mpoe-may-2014-and-june-2014-combined-statement/ // huh not entirely clear
assbot: MPOE, May 2014 and June 2014 Combined Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
benkay: compare to: http://trilema.com/2014/mpoe-february-2014-statement/
assbot: MPOE, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
peterl: right, why no shareholders table and dividend this month?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00081238 = 1.5435 BTC [-]
kyuupichan: Ooh, new colours on bitbet
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin difficulty >= 72B on or before Christmas" http://bitbet.us/bet/990/ Odds: 37(Y):63(N) by coin, 37(Y):63(N) by weight. Total bet: 3.23105324 BTC. Current weight: 98,603.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00081215 = 4.9541 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00081215 = 8.3651 BTC [-]
kyuupichan: Does 16tAo on bitbet hang out here?
peterl: which bet is the address from?
kyuupichan: It has many bets. Did a big one on Argentina vs Netherlands (32 BTC) a couple of hours ago
kyuupichan: Is it kakobrekla I wonder.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1286 @ 0.00081215 = 1.0444 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8064 @ 0.00081198 = 6.5478 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: peterl yeah
mircea_popescu: benkay so it's shorter an' cleanner
mircea_popescu: !up dxrt
mircea_popescu: !up olo_
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33114 @ 0.00081353 = 26.9392 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: morning
punkman: logs done and I didn't even finish my tea
mircea_popescu: incredible huh
punkman: maybe I should start reading the old ones
mircea_popescu: that's a thought
mircea_popescu: i wonder whatever happened to fluffypony's summary initiative.
punkman: despair?
nanotube: thestringpuller: to get the whole rating db, just grab the sqlite db file.
punkman: nanotube: last time I looked for that I couldn't find the link
nanotube: punkman: http://bitcoin-otc.com/otc/
assbot: Index of /otc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10258 @ 0.00081106 = 8.3199 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: thanks ;)
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/ImKgrNA.jpg
punkman: that's a great line
mircea_popescu: it comes from... omfg... gasp...
mircea_popescu: it comes from a subreddit i actually like
mircea_popescu: "VII. Downvote any whiteknighting and moralfaggotry you see. This applies to breakers of rule III. We aren't here to listen to complaining and those who are offended. There is no line to cross here. If you witness any user preaching the moral high ground then downvote them immediately. Chronic moral crusaders will be banned. Thin skinned, special snowflake, social justice warrior types are encouraged to go elsewhere."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00081389 = 3.459 BTC [+]
dub: spacedicks?
punkman: dickspace
punkman: http://www.weareplanc.org/we-are-all-very-anxious/
assbot: Plan C | Plan C
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/iamgoingtohellforthis/comments/29yc5w/rip_molly_mcflea/
assbot: RIP Molly McFlea : iamgoingtohellforthis
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24450 @ 0.00081111 = 19.8316 BTC [-] {3}
punkman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wages_for_housework
assbot: Wages for housework - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
punkman: ecash blast from the past: http://yoz.com/wired/2.05/abacus.html
assbot: WIRED 2.05: DIY Cash
mircea_popescu: ancient stuff.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17567 @ 0.00080898 = 14.2114 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60050 @ 0.00080811 = 48.527 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19452 @ 0.00080754 = 15.7083 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.03717957 = 2.6397 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust csm
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user csm: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 4 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=csm | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=csm | Rated since: Wed Apr 10 08:45:31 2013
mircea_popescu: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=195
assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
mircea_popescu: such lulzy
mircea_popescu: ;;seen firedrops
gribble: firedrops was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 33 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 33 minutes, and 15 seconds ago: <firedrops> yup, still a word.
mircea_popescu: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=18 << so this guy firedrops has the #1 bash spot by points.
assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8103 @ 0.00080952 = 6.5595 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 212 @ 0.03578557 = 7.5865 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 400 @ 0.00205619 = 0.8225 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00081015 = 13.1244 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23323 @ 0.00080872 = 18.8618 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00080871 = 4.3266 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19793 @ 0.00080911 = 16.0147 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2634 @ 0.00080841 = 2.1294 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8747 @ 0.00080818 = 7.0692 BTC [-]
FabianB: kakobrekla: nice new colorign of resolved bets
kakobrekla: yes much more gay.
cazalla: resolved header didn't make it clear enough?
kakobrekla: what do you mean?
cazalla: what i thought i meant, i didn't
cazalla: colour denotes winning side, didn't think of that when i spoke
ThickAsThieves: what's up with these notes on some of my bitbets? https://blockchain.info/address/1NfXM69erAWPDdNrZ2k2UkuV7HDPc6Ebwk
assbot: Bitcoin Address 1NfXM69erAWPDdNrZ2k2UkuV7HDPc6Ebwk
ThickAsThieves: "Public Note: BitBet.us - Rejected"
kakobrekla: rejected is rejected proposal
ThickAsThieves: but the tx's that have the note are me sending bets, not proposals
ThickAsThieves: and they are accepted bets
ThickAsThieves: how does an outgoing tx from me get a note like that?
kakobrekla: umm
kakobrekla: the note is for 1btc incoming
ThickAsThieves: see pm
ThickAsThieves: case closed, my eyes are dumbv
ThickAsThieves: all my bets get rejected, sometimes i kinda wish the mods would just fix the bet to their criticisms, but i can see how that would get hairy
kakobrekla: its hairy if there is zeroconf on it
ThickAsThieves: yeah
ThickAsThieves: like, just take the gist of my bet and get that shit represented
kakobrekla: but yeah, see, they changed my bet significantly and it was zeroconfed
kakobrekla: i bitched, internally.
ThickAsThieves: i understand
ThickAsThieves: but i want what i wnat too
kakobrekla: and by internally i mean in my mind solely.
ThickAsThieves: lol
chetty: http://www.michaelcrichton.net/essay-stateoffear-whypoliticizedscienceisdangerous.html
assbot: MichaelCrichton.com | This Essay Breaks the Law
kakobrekla: cause on the end, the change made it to the other way.
kakobrekla: :D
kakobrekla: s/to/go
kakobrekla: nevertheless i personally encourage this.
ThickAsThieves: like with the DJI bet, I was trying to call the top, and mod told me to bet on the one that called the bottom instead :/ twas more work to reject it and send my money back than to just post it probly
kakobrekla: actually its just a click.
ThickAsThieves: posting is 2 clicks?
ThickAsThieves: ;)
kakobrekla: yes, the second being at resolution time :)
ThickAsThieves: the mod lyf
kakobrekla: lol
kakobrekla: but great pains must be endured before you can do the second click.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00080754 = 5.6528 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: interesting, gmail has a pop-up saying i can 'send money easily' via email now
ThickAsThieves: uses Google Wallet
ThickAsThieves: still looking for someone to work on the ATC wallet...
chetty: we need a jobs board
ThickAsThieves: hmm apparently there are several bitcoin job sites
ThickAsThieves: this is fun, watch all the startups compete for bitcoin jobs http://bitcoin.jobamatic.com/a/jobs/find-jobs
assbot: BitCoin Jobs
ThickAsThieves: Circle, COinbase, Amazon
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9681 @ 0.00080823 = 7.8245 BTC [+]
chetty: maybe a blog post about jobs here to help you get a wot rating?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00080754 = 9.0848 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: i may have found a guy
ThickAsThieves: will report
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00080823 = 11.7193 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00081006 = 14.4191 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22100 @ 0.00080739 = 17.8433 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 50 @ 0.03079906 = 1.54 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00081069 = 7.4178 BTC [+]
FabianB: oh lol, former German Minister of Economics and then Minister of Defence who scammed his PhD joined Ripple https://ripple.com/blog/karl-theodor-zu-guttenberg-joins-ripple-labs-advisory-board/
assbot: Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg Joins Ripple Labs Advisory Board | Ripple
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28150 @ 0.00080633 = 22.6982 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 634.0, Best ask: 635.62, Bid-ask spread: 1.62000, Last trade: 633.41, 24 hour volume: 3291.51125981, 24 hour low: 622.86, 24 hour high: 639.0, 24 hour vwap: 631.498631569
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: like with the DJI bet, I was trying to call the top, and mod told me to bet on the one that called the bottom instead :/ twas more work to reject it and send my money back than to just post it probly << well generally, the mod goes by "this is all the btc this person has"
mircea_popescu: so it was "for this much btc, to get the bet accepted, you need the other side"
mircea_popescu: if you don't have those restraints, put proportionally more on the other side, it makes no diff.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: hmm apparently there are several bitcoin job sites << yet none that i like.
mircea_popescu: because for some reason the people that i like won't get workin' on it ;/
mircea_popescu: FabianB they do have the talent huh.
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/991/argentina-beats-netherlands/#c3328 << someone is seriously arguing that this "game 62 is ambiguous" bs. oh internets.
assbot: BitBet - Argentina beats Netherlands :: 50.07 B (60%) on Yes, 32.91 B (40%) on No | closing in 3 days 8 hours | weight: 85`429 (100`000 to 10`000)
chetty: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-06/spanish-tech-company-admits-it-fraud-following-short-seller-report
assbot: Spanish Tech Company Admits It Is A Fraud Following Short-Seller Report | Zero Hedge
mircea_popescu: ha
mircea_popescu: fiat gets all the good frauds ;/ do you have any idea what sane people on the retardforum'd have given to have a bitcoin fraud fucking admit ?
chetty: bitcoin is young
mircea_popescu: wow those were quick logs. is today the shortest day in history or something ?
mircea_popescu: !up tjader
BigBitz: you read the logs every day, mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: yup. since they exist.
mircea_popescu: !up rodgort
BigBitz: dedicated. :)
mircea_popescu: i just kinda did it originally, and much to my surprise im still doing it
asciilifeform: BigBitz: afaik most of the regular here read the logs.
BigBitz: I guess I am just lazy :(
mircea_popescu: wasn't like a goal or anything
mircea_popescu: but the rate of gems...
mircea_popescu: !up RedStallion
BigBitz: asciilifeform I banned that ninjashogun guy.
mircea_popescu: what, from otc ?
BigBitz: Yes.
BigBitz: He's an odd chap.
BigBitz: I don't like his MO.
BigBitz: nor do I like his "Stealth" nonsense.
mircea_popescu: he drank distilled shifty or something.
mircea_popescu: !up NormDePloome
asciilifeform: BigBitz: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/ninjashogun.txt - if not already seen
BigBitz: Yeah I seen... he is weird.
BigBitz: jilted inidividual.
BigBitz: individual*
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform someone linked in here a discussion from otc re that.
mircea_popescu: i was thinking look at that, stan is now famous
asciilifeform: lol
mircea_popescu: !up nkuttler
mircea_popescu: !up nezZario
asciilifeform: just thought that folks ought to be given a handy 'crucifix' against mr spam
mircea_popescu: !up dxrt
mircea_popescu: !up defaboy_
mircea_popescu: !up CoalPowerGorilla
mircea_popescu: !up agamemnon23
Mats_cd03: hue hue hue
mircea_popescu: BigBitz i still can't imagine what the hell he could be after. much too ineffectual to be an actual scammer.
mircea_popescu: i mean generally scammers, like camwhores, got bills to pay.
BigBitz: mircea_popescu asking people for $30K might be a bad thing :P
mircea_popescu: he's not asking like he's actually trying to get it.
mircea_popescu: but who knows, there's such a thing as a big black guy with a small penis, maybe he's the world's 153th worst scammer.
Mats_cd03: hasn't this been discussed before? boys going online to hone their con, being ineffectual, and so on...
mircea_popescu: speaking of which i suspect that's the reason so many christian fundamentalists oppose big brother so much : the deep seated fear that one day obama's gonna come out and say, "You, Schmucky McSchmuckee, are the 35th worst driver in the whole country. Here's the data."
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 except he's 30+
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: rather than an uncommonly poor spammer, mr spam is quite likely an uncommonly poor something-else - with a very thin spam cover.
mircea_popescu: so what, this is the best of hungary's secret service ?
asciilifeform: hungarian proxy, costs what, a penny
mircea_popescu: you're thinking hungarian womenz.
mircea_popescu: proxies are rare.
asciilifeform: lol
mircea_popescu: hehe
asciilifeform wants to move to mircea_popescu's planet, where proxies are rare and womenz are common
mircea_popescu: ;;google youtube money for nothing and chicks for freew
gribble: Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Live At Knebworth) - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPjxz4LGak>; Dire Straits - Money For Nothing music video (Good ... - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag>; Dire Straits - Money For Nothing + lyrics - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60>
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.74358562 BTC to 11`662 shares, 14951 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: well that was a failed xperiment.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6787 @ 0.00081069 = 5.5022 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: soo, a trade engine hard drive went. everything should be ok, it's getting hotswapped in a few minutes.
benkay: ;;later tell peterl divs on the right: http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.MPOE
assbot: S.MPOE last 6787@0.00081069
gribble: The operation succeeded.
FabianB: $mpexlag
benkay: i am now the third person to comment on the inadequate log length.
mircea_popescu: benkay welcome to the club
benkay: where's my cigar and port?
benkay: the coffee pot's handle in this cabin is misaligned by 5 degrees. it has been so since i was 15. i think i may fix it today, if i can find a screwdriver.
mircea_popescu: what do you care
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.03905493 = 0.9764 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: ever met one of those people who really really really like parallel lines and angles of specific value?
asciilifeform: benkay: me (as a boy. then cured spontaneously. how? no idea.)
benkay: more important things over which to obsess...
benkay: plus it'll leave the mountain home in just ever so slightly nicer a condiiton than it was when i got here this weekend.
asciilifeform: benkay: unless you strip the screw...
benkay: hahahahaha
benkay: oh
benkay: ha
benkay: funny, asciilifeform.
benkay: oh no well now it's not misaligned by 5 deg. but 0.5 deg and the good ol' static/dynamic friction behavior is making it damned impossible to correct that last +/- .5.
benkay: my kingdom for a fixture
asciilifeform: benkay: use some object as a plumber's bob
benkay: not a bad idea, but i think we're well into 'only an engineer would ever notice' area
kakobrekla: sucks to be one.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu:i wonder whatever happened to fluffypony's summary initiative. <- it's started, I'm setting up the framework for darlidada to plug stuff in tomorrow
fluffypony: he was busy until late last week, so he couldn't start earlier
mircea_popescu: o hey cool.
kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=679557.0
kakobrekla: sounds like a job for usagi
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20480 @ 0.00080546 = 16.4958 BTC [-]
fluffypony: LOL!
Dekker3D: Damn authentication is a hassle :P
Dekker3D: !up indiancandy1
Dekker3D: Is there any way to automate authentication in Hexchat, or just have it automatically trust my nickname to be me?
kakobrekla: you dont trust yourself to be you?
kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvwhnmUxDA#t=1m36s
assbot: Kenji Kawai Concert - Reincarnation (from Ghost in the Shell) - YouTube
Dekker3D: No, I mean.. just now I first had to /query gribble and do the one time password authentication, and then I had to /query assbot and send !up. It's a bit of a hassle, for each time I want to login. So I'm looking for some automation. But I think I found something
fluffypony: Dekker3D: ZNC
fluffypony: problem solved
Dekker3D: ;;google ZNC
gribble: ZNC: <http://znc.in/>; Installation - ZNC: <http://wiki.znc.in/Installation>; ZNC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZNC>
Dekker3D: I remember someone who used this.
kakobrekla: i know there are scripts out there for some irc clients to do this auth on join
chetty: I would be afraid of scripts with my gpg keys
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1SV44Q7.txt )
thestringpuller: !b 1
kakobrekla: you are fine if you belive in destiny.
fluffypony: kakobrekla: what's your star sign?
fluffypony: :-P
chetty: in god we trust, but we monitor his frequency anyway
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/f-derp-short-risky-bitcoin-startups/2014/06/25
FabianB: hehe: http://csa-eur.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Mandarin-Map.png
kakobrekla: hm, does that map say french cant learn foreign languages?
kakobrekla: ah theres notes.
FabianB: :)
indiancandy1: :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00080338 = 10.3636 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ahaha ipo writer
mircea_popescu: good god.
chetty: ipo writer? where do I apply, I only want 50% :P
mircea_popescu: lol
decimation: re: opposing big brother << somehow the "security state" is a better solution than closing the borders from hostile states
mircea_popescu: decimation how do you propose to close a border ?
decimation: it's quite simple
chetty: moats with crocodiles?
mircea_popescu: a border is an abstraction you realise.
decimation: there were a few famous leaks, but the soviets were capable of closing the border in Berlin
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: tell chetty all about it.
mircea_popescu: she's collecting stories. research for a book or something.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6370 @ 0.00080352 = 5.1184 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: decimation, mircea_popescu: with modern flying/swimming/walking mines, actually sealing a border is probably more feasible than ever before.
mircea_popescu: you mean with smugglers having those machines ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14630 @ 0.00080487 = 11.7752 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: well, sealing for men, trucks
mircea_popescu: yeswell.
asciilifeform: a bit harder for flying machines, esp. small ones
mircea_popescu: anonimity : the rural vs urban dispute.
mircea_popescu: technology does not help. the problem is not there.
decimation: it's a bit precious for anyone to think they are anonymous these days
mircea_popescu: it's just as precious for any government to think they aren't.
Naphex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ttq9oOvks
assbot: Boggelz - YouTube
decimation: your argument being that any technology available to strongly identify the population would also be available to those who resist?
chetty: actually given the impossibility of anonimity prolly safest to be well known and recognizable
mircea_popescu: decimation precisely. here : http://trilema.com/2012/anonimity-or-the-urban-versus-rural-dispute/
assbot: Anonimity, or the urban versus rural dispute. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: it's a longer story.
mircea_popescu: in other news, raid rebuilt fine and everything seems ok.
mircea_popescu: ima end up with a disk collection.
chetty: are they boiling the old ones in tomato juice?
mircea_popescu: lol. they'd better be
thestringpuller: i thought that said "dick collection"
mircea_popescu: why the fuck is x.eur trading .12
mircea_popescu: is this some sort of davout CP issue i've not heard about ?
mircea_popescu: ;;seen davout
gribble: davout was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 0 hours, 19 minutes, and 50 seconds ago: <davout> switching to my dutch passport nao
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust davout
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user davout: Level 1: 3, Level 2: 25 via 15 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=davout | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=davout | Rated since: Thu Jan 27 16:22:24 2011
mircea_popescu: weird.
FabianB: mircea_popescu: seems davouts bot was offline for a few hours yesterday
FabianB: uh, again
kakobrekla: wrong side of tech wot.
FabianB: was really surprised a small amount of my low bids were hit yesterday
mircea_popescu: yeah
mircea_popescu: this is vaguely reminescent of the s.dice type panics years ago
FabianB: ya, davout on vacation or something?
FabianB: $trade
FabianB: $traded
empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE X.EUR
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 137 @ 0.03976359 = 5.4476 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: lol s.dice panics
thestringpuller: wow is that history already
thestringpuller: is this what it feels like to get old mircea_popescu ?
mircea_popescu: mebbe
chetty: http://news.yahoo.com/u-tightens-security-electronics-overseas-airports-174713930--finance.html
assbot: U.S. tightens security on electronics at overseas airports - Yahoo News
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00080468 = 11.1851 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 58 @ 0.03976359 = 2.3063 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: 'security agents may ask travelers to turn on their electronic devices at checkpoints and if they do not have power, the devices will not be allowed on planes' << this has been a thing for a while. never really made sense. as if it were necessary to replace the entire battery with, e.g. hexagen - instead of merely half of it - to demolish the plane.
asciilifeform: note that the famous israeli 'beheading phone' was functional.
asciilifeform: (has perhaps 50 grams of pyrotechnics)
mike_c: beheading phone isn't taking out a plane though, right?
asciilifeform: not other than through blowing a new porthole, taking out atmosphere
asciilifeform: but in the case of laptop - sure
asciilifeform: alternatively, poisonous gasses instead of explosion, etc
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno dood, i was allowed on the plane with ~10kgs worth of batteries
mircea_popescu: nobody individually checked that they in fact do power the laptops
fluffypony: I brought my HyperJuice battery on the plane
fluffypony: plus laptop etc.
chetty: yeah I flew with a boatload of electronics and nuttin was looked at (course it wasn't US plane)
mircea_popescu: chetty apparently the biggest terrorist repellant is "it not being us plane"
mircea_popescu: fluffypony what's the specs on that hyperjuice thing ?
fluffypony: 61 000 mAh, 222Wh, and it's big and heavy
mircea_popescu: how much does it cost ?
fluffypony: ask Moiety how big and heavy it is :-P
mircea_popescu: coupla hundred.
fluffypony: I think I paid like $700 or so including shipping?
mircea_popescu: ah ?
fluffypony: Subtotal549.95
fluffypony: Shipping Cost (2.FedEx Int Priority <3 Days)95.19
fluffypony: Total$645.14
mircea_popescu: well then my multibattery thing is better, i spent about $300 on one set of six batteries but they pass 100k mah together.
mircea_popescu: the other set was maybe a little more expensive but neways.
fluffypony: yeah - I had to get this because it's about the only external battery that comes with a modified Mac charger
mircea_popescu: you can't just get spare mac batteries ?
fluffypony: no, the unibody is a single piece, so everything is sealed unless you unscrew it
mircea_popescu: omfg.
mircea_popescu: o the humanity. but why!
mircea_popescu: so it fucking floats or something ?
fluffypony: solid-ness-ness
chetty: apple has this thing about sealing everything
mircea_popescu: chetty i wonder what the apple no-sex-at-work policy is like.
chetty: lmao
fluffypony: to be fair, I do get ~11 hours out of my MBA, so it's not like I need to swap batteries under most circumstances
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00080115 = 7.0902 BTC [-] {2}
chetty: but like the silly iPhone, you cant pull the battery to diable it
mircea_popescu: oh
mircea_popescu: now we get to the real answe.
fluffypony: NSA! NSA!
fluffypony: :-P
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/BgMe50r.jpg
mircea_popescu: "bro... dyel?"
jurov: kcontrol
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: http://vimeo.com/78508363
assbot: 1000fps 4K Slow Motion Nude Kiera "Pool Play" Test Shots on Vimeo
mircea_popescu: im not advanced enough for vimeo
mircea_popescu: ;;ident mike_c
gribble: Nick 'mike_c', with hostmask 'mike_c!~mike_c@unaffiliated/mike-c/x-9105598', is identified as user 'mike_c', with GPG key id 4FBC58464F910E21, key fingerprint 9086CA4627840552468FE3D44FBC58464F910E21, and bitcoin address None
Mats_cd03: excellent squatting form
Mats_cd03: 10/10
Mats_cd03: would bang
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3263 @ 0.00079935 = 2.6083 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: yeah.
jurov: oh, s.mpoe paid?
jurov: it's like... every time i stop observing mpex for a day, something happens
mircea_popescu: jurov :)
jurov: and why assbot did not announce it?
mircea_popescu: now that's a good q.
artifexd: http://i.imgur.com/5uevYuv.jpg
kakobrekla: OMG FACES
mircea_popescu: dude how are those chicks showing their faces
kakobrekla: like they dont know better
artifexd: Reportedly, that picture is from a bitcoin conference in Russia.
mircea_popescu: i think the burkas may actually have a great future
mircea_popescu: come 2050, in the islamic republic of kansas nude women with a black cloth o ntheir face pick cotton off webcam bushes.
mircea_popescu: so they get together enough money to pay someone in london to build them a brand
mircea_popescu: then they'll go everywhere without a cloth on their face but NEVER NUDE OMG
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/i-suspect-there-is-more-to-this-world-or-a-story-of-the-unindustrious/
mircea_popescu: cazalla moiety and i guess asciilifeform directly interested in the above article :D
asciilifeform: re: apple batteries: they come out. you just need a hot air blower.
BingoBoingo: %t
BingoBoingo: %ob
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 226 Ask: 275 Last Price: 226 24h-Vol: 28k High: 270 Low: 225 VWAP: 240
atcbot: 10k@277 300@276 3k@275 | 2k@226 245k@225 50k@224
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 485721.43 in 1698 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -38.14
BingoBoingo: %p
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.02 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 2857.58 GH/s
mircea_popescu: https://btc.waroflife.com/ << aand here we go.
assbot: War of Life - Cellular automaton to the death!
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c the coins are backwards imo. you click on btc to go to atc ? make it atc no ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
dub: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 22 minutes and 7 seconds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00080216 = 13.8774 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25500 @ 0.00080482 = 20.5229 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11733 @ 0.00080189 = 9.4086 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.00079837 = 8.8619 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/u4vFNPI.jpg
mircea_popescu: why's this guy look like such a derp
mircea_popescu: !up sexysaffron
sexysaffron: thank you!
sexysaffron: I have a video delivery!
mircea_popescu: let's see!
sexysaffron: https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqd51lvo64cof15/202.mp4
assbot: Dropbox - 202.mp4
sexysaffron: were you the one who ordered it?
sexysaffron: I can't remember who I was talking to last time, forgot to write it down :P
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron here's a trick : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744706 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
sexysaffron: ah cool, I was sure your name was familiar!
sexysaffron: I don't do a lot of IRC these days
mircea_popescu: these days ?
sexysaffron: ya I haven't done chatrooms in years!
mircea_popescu: anyway, don't leave just yet, i may have another one.
sexysaffron: ok!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14150 @ 0.00079837 = 11.2969 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.20186658 = 1.2112 BTC [+] {3}
cazalla: mircea_popescu cazalla may want to fuck you, actually. he’s bored. - not bored enough to put up with that
BingoBoingo: !up sexysaffron
BingoBoingo: lol cazalla The implications of there being 7 billion people in the world
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron ok that;s pretty cool.
mircea_popescu: so do you know who nassim taleb is ?
mircea_popescu: cazalla just tryin' to be neighbourhly :p
mircea_popescu: !up sexysaffron
sexysaffron: thanks!
sexysaffron: nope!
mircea_popescu: nassim taleb is one of the smartest brains of our generation. ever heard of "black swans" ?
sexysaffron: only in regards to hot mila on portman action
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: do you have a twitter acct ?
sexysaffron: yep!
sexysaffron: @SexyMissSaffron
mircea_popescu: cool. so your next task is, beg nassim taleb to come here. tell him what a great scientific mind he is, too.
mircea_popescu: once done send him a twitter.
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/nntaleb
assbot: Nassim N. Taleb (nntaleb) auf Twitter
mircea_popescu: 3 minutes tho, 5 is excessive.
sexysaffron: sounds good to me!
sexysaffron: so you want me to tweet him the link?
mircea_popescu: once you've made his film, yeah.
sexysaffron: cool!
mircea_popescu: "Here's me begging you Mr Taleb!" or something
sexysaffron: I can do that! Any other suggestions for content?
mircea_popescu: make it less sexuas, as in "we need you", more mercenary
mircea_popescu: as in "they've hired me to get you to"
sexysaffron: ok, and more casual outfit?
BingoBoingo: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 0 seconds
mircea_popescu: i suppose all the boring old fiat regimes have Secret Service girls, we can have Sexy Services. same thing.
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron got a cat suit ?
mircea_popescu: or if not, a business suit ?
sexysaffron: here's business suit: http://imgur.com/a/TLJZR
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
sexysaffron: here's catsuit: http://imgur.com/a/GNiNB
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
mircea_popescu: business suit.
sexysaffron: ok!
mircea_popescu: did you have fun making it ?
sexysaffron: oh yes!
sexysaffron: I love making videos
sexysaffron: best job ever
mircea_popescu: hehe cool. ok, don't stress out, take a coupla days or w/e so you don';t end up frazzled.
mircea_popescu: !up teward
sexysaffron: I don't mind, if you send the .1 now it actually fits best into my schedule tomorrow
mircea_popescu: a, sure. addy ?
mircea_popescu: also, where do you live ?
sexysaffron: not shooting anything too heavy tomorrow but the rest of the week has big vids
teward: mircea_popescu, i quite like being stealthed thanks
teward: my ZNC's been... flappy lately
teward: :)
mircea_popescu: teward :p
mircea_popescu: will fix itself in half hour.
sexysaffron: ottawa, here's an address! 1PDFULmDdv7jJYkiZ8jkExfxsUFts342Vb
mircea_popescu: do you do conferences and stuff ? or online only ?
teward: mircea_popescu, true, it will. I could just /cycle though, force part and rejoin, and I can !up myself if i decide to talk actively :)
sexysaffron: not yet, someday soon though!
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot teward
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user teward: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=teward | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=teward | Rated since: Thu Jan 16 14:58:46 2014
mircea_popescu: o my bad, i forgot.
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron aite.
teward: you're good :)
sexysaffron: received! thank you! :)
mircea_popescu: ;)
mircea_popescu: sexysaffron are you actually a bit of a nerd or just happen to look the part ?
sexysaffron: super nerd!
mircea_popescu: really ? do you code ?
sexysaffron: literally watching tng right now
sexysaffron: a little!
mircea_popescu: what's your strongest language ?
mthreat: klingon, of course
mircea_popescu: mthreat ahaha good one.
sexysaffron: c#, but I can handle some HTML/CSS :P
sexysaffron: oh!
sexysaffron: kaplah!
mircea_popescu: cool beans.
mircea_popescu: !up DLabs
mthreat: ;;ud kaplah
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kaplah | kaplah. Klingon for: Success Also Used to express 'Eureka' or the 'Absence of Failure' Slang: Can be used to mean 'Abracadabra' or 'Kazaam' when performing  ...
mircea_popescu: KLI_pIqaD ?! srsly ?!
sexysaffron: nice
teward: WRONG.
teward: Qapla' is the correct spelling
teward: whoopsies capslock
teward: at least, english-written, that's the spelling
mthreat: ted heh made me think of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdVx5gQz6w
assbot: Dana Carvey goes nuts! - YouTube
teward: sorry, i'm a bit of a trekkie myself... (watching DS9 right now, finished TNG for the 10th time yesterday)
mircea_popescu: which is the one with the big ass chick in it ?
mircea_popescu: greek woman. marina something
mthreat: tng
sexysaffron: sirtis!
sexysaffron: troi
teward: TNG, and the next-generation era movies
sexysaffron: she was also on stargate
mircea_popescu: a yes marina sirtis.
teward: she shows up a couple times in Voyager, too, whenever Reginald Barclay ends up doing something in relation to finding and trying to bring Voyager home
sexysaffron: yes!