danielpbarron: flibbr-dev, are you the guy I had a google hangout chat with?
xanthyos: he didn't force me to show him my penis
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: How do you know it doesn't have cancer then?
assbot: Tom Green - Movember (Feel Your Balls) - YouTube
xanthyos: hm, that was funnier 2 decades ago
xanthyos: i try to watch 90s movies with a 2014 brain and it feels hollow
xanthyos: the zeitgeist from which i'm observing the art has changed
xanthyos: nobody talks about bitcoin in road trip
xanthyos: treasure hunt movies will lose their edge when boxes of gold turn into private keys
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: No, they just get more Pulp Fiction type scenes
xanthyos: we never saw was was in marcellus wallace's briefcase
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Probably a self aware VaxStation named Satoshi
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RagnarDanneskjol: bounce - what's the prollem with recruiters? I always wonder about these devs who are too rich, famous/in demand to even find out how much more $ another company will pay them to be lazy
☟︎ RagnarDanneskjol: mircea_popescu:speaking of recruiters and astronauts, did anything lulzy come out of those gentoo repackaging kids RagnarsBitch ?<< yea, they're an amusing crew..i've been lurking there a bit. lots of bizarre romanian memes and jokes that don't translate very well. i might have a contract gig lined up for their leader
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 48 million in 1990s dollars is like a trillion dollars in watsapp stock
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BingoBoingo: RagnarDanneskjol: It is indeed a bot, pankkake's
ben_vulpes: there's also oglafbot, that one's even more single-purpose.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But that bot runs on organic hardware
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: And that bot missed a week when jurov posted Oglaf first
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: What emacs tutorials would you recommend?
ben_vulpes wonders if there's an actual API behind gribble's UD integration or just screenscraping.
assbot: The Texas Ebola Patient Was Accidentally Sent Home From the Hospital
BingoBoingo: Top Comment: "They diagnosed him as having a viral infection and gave him antibiotics (which only work on bacteria). Jesus."
midnightmagic: usually that's to prevent secondary infection, they're fully aware that antibiotics don't work on viruses
BingoBoingo: midnightmagic: But when you are already suffering a viral infection... Unless that infection is GRIDS you are often never better prepared to slaughter bacterial hordes on your own.
BingoBoingo: Spz. I actually escape 'Murica for hardware b-a I now have to route around fucking Texas...
decimation: BingoBoingo: I recommend the built-in emacs tutorial
BingoBoingo: At this point though I may be doomed to carve out a Bitcoin Lordship in the Middle West seeing as I can't imagine Mexico or that Cartels wanting to keep the border open
decimation: what helped me was to edit everything in emacs for two weeks, with a reference card on the wall that described the shortcut
decimation: I recommend forcing yourself to use the C-p C-n C-f C-b 'joystick' instead of the arrow keys, it really pays dividends
midnightmagic: we don't really know the diagnosis. there may have been indications for antibacterials; a differential may have been puzzling, and it may have been a precaution: shotgunning it
BingoBoingo: decimation: Well I keep a lot of info on paper anyways. Need tinder to get the flames ready to recycle drives.
decimation: I recommend the fujitsu scansnap for a scanner, it is awesome
midnightmagic: anyway, yeah, without some good reason for it, and apparently since there are no new antibacterials being researched, over-prescribing that nonsense is bad for everyone. :(
BingoBoingo: <midnightmagic> we don't really know the diagnosis. there may have been indications for antibacterials; a differential may have been puzzling, and it may have been a precaution: shotgunning it << But a good number of broad spectrum antibiotics can actually hamper immune response. Methotrexate is a good example.
decimation: they can also encourage fungal infections
BingoBoingo: decimation: Amphoterrible B is a thing. Pretty much the null set of fungi aren't responsive to it, but... Pretty damaging to mammal cells as well.
decimation: not to mention they are purified death-poison emitted from fugus to kill bacteria
assbot: Use of broad-spectrum antibiotics before age 2 associated with obesity risk -- ScienceDaily
BingoBoingo: Basically the way antibacterial drugs work is the good ones are bacteriostatic (prevent reproduction: Bactrim, tetracycline) as opposed to being bacteriacidal (Outright murder bacteria: Beta-Lactams)
decimation: it's probably better to man-up and ride out your nose/ear infection rather than beg for treatment
BingoBoingo: Big conversation from this spring when my scrotum was in jeopardy, because I needed to make a lifestyle change and insist on a higher quality of vag
midnightmagic: BingoBoingo: azithromycin attenuates the immune response in some cases.
midnightmagic: It would be interesting to know what it was and what the doctor was thinking. It's possible there was a good reason, is all I'm saying. The straight "why ab for virus?!" doesn't seem like it was based on facts of the diagnosis.
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BingoBoingo: midnightmagic: At a cost though. Azithromycin creates a lot of space for opportunistic infections becasue while fairly broad spectrum it is also very specific.
decimation: my understanding is that many doctors write for antibiotics to get patients out the door without fuss so they can move on
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assbot: Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 Hour Rule for deliberate practice is wrong: Genes for music, IQ, drawing ability, and other skills.
assbot: Logged on 01-10-2014 22:28:05; pentestr: mircea_popescu: dude.. GPG and PGP aren't the same fucking thing
nubbins`: "i asked for your pgp key, not your gpg key, dummy
assbot: Harvard, Ivy League Should Judge Students by Standardized Tests | New Republic
decimation: it's suddenly become okay to imply that people might be different mentally, and that free education can't fix it
decimation: nubbins`: highly amusing. perhaps he thought GPG was something with which you encrypt non-email plaintext
nubbins`: i think he maybe even knew the acronyms but somehow thought the two were incompatible.
decimation: nubbins`: much of the egalitarian idiocy preached in communist/socialism 'merica depends on the idea that if people just try hard enough they can 'practice' to become anything
mircea_popescu: <midnightmagic> usually that's to prevent secondary infection, they're fully aware that antibiotics don't work on viruses << even so, antibiotics mostly work if not overprescribed in general, and in particualr they weaken liver function which is essential in viral infections
decimation: does whisky deplete the same metabolic pathways?
mircea_popescu: the liver is not very well designed (or perhaps couldn't have been better deisgned), which is why it fails so frequently.
decimation: so a nurse who gave someone whisky in 1800 to recover from the flu was probably far more likely to be helping than the doctor who wanted to bleed or whatever
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> the liver is not very well designed (or perhaps couldn't have been better deisgned), which is why it fails so frequently. << But other than te portal vein it is Decentralized!!!
decimation: the liver cells could learn if they were given enough time to practice and good teachers.
mircea_popescu: perhaps. or there may just not be a better way to do it.
decimation: I heard a story the other day - a suburban mom commutes to inner-city Chicago to teach. She gets paid double what she would make in the suburbs - and at her school every kid gets an ipad for showing up for a set number of days per school year
TheNewDeal: I've heard that Etoh in small quantities can (not must) increase metabolism
mircea_popescu: <midnightmagic> It would be interesting to know what it was and what the doctor was thinking. << you know what it was and what he was thinking. it was his 28th hour in a straight shift and he was thinking "booop booop booop"
BingoBoingo: <decimation> does whisky deplete the same metabolic pathways? << Not the pathways so much as conjugants. Gluconiduration and second phase is a thing.
BingoBoingo: <TheNewDeal> I've heard that Etoh in small quantities can (not must) increase metabolism << This is actual epigentics in practice and one of the few examples.
mircea_popescu: "predict a vast range of intellectual, practical, and artistic accomplishments. " <<< they don't predict jack.
mircea_popescu: if they did, i'd be making postdoc studies a requirement for my womenz.
decimation: there is no doubt a certain component of "IQ" that is measurable on tests
decimation: but that's not a whole measure of mental ability
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Basically lines of liver cells can often produce more of certain enzyme pathways if they need them, but you are still stuck with your CYP 450 phenotype.
mircea_popescu: decimation "mental ability" is a very poor predictor of performance
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> if they did, i'd be making postdoc studies a requirement for my womenz. << But they'd all be older
mircea_popescu: i know plenty of people smarter than me, and plenty of people better than me, and the overlap is pretty much zero.
decimation: some of the people I know who scored very well on standardized tests made rather poor life choices
mircea_popescu: like when the third engine dies we can make a prediction about the plane's future. *that's* a prediction.
decimation: it predicted that they would succeed in bureaucratic schoolwork, which was mostly true
mircea_popescu: similarly the one engine plane is very successful at being a one engine plane.
decimation: yes, I admit that there is little relationship between being 'good at school/tests' and 'being good at life'
mircea_popescu: but politics and policy and pseudo-sciences are full of this "my theory allows me to accurately predict that i shall now be making an accurate prediction based on my theory"
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> i know plenty of people smarter than me, and plenty of people better than me, < you did not just say that
decimation: I guess if you wanted to hire a girl to be a mentat such tests would be useful
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kakobrekla: but i thought you were the best god better than anyone!?!
assbot: Did An Old Woman Wander Into The Giants' Dugout Tonight?
BingoBoingo: Also yes, Pittsburg brought in the Seekrit service to protect a baseball game
decimation: BingoBoingo: apparently the director was 'fired'
decimation: this is a rarity in usg, where someone says "I am responsible" and they are fired
BingoBoingo: decimation: You see this is how Feds avoid accountability. By making distinctions impossible, as in this example fired versus quit.
decimation: yeah, and in reality she wasn't responsible, the 5 derps 'guarding' outside utterly failed to respond appropriately, and the woman guarding the door was shoved aside
BingoBoingo: And lest we not forget the dude in the right place was checked out for the day when the East Room was breeched
TheNewDeal: BingoBoingo re busy-geckos. Why in the hell would he point that out to the woman?
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: "Do No Harm" unless the result is funny?
nubbins`: guy selling 150btc face value of sealed coins
BingoBoingo: Ebola is the greatest threat the cotton Industry has ever seen?
nubbins`: so, doesn't happen too often :)
BingoBoingo: (I mean in the sense North Africa and Texas are where cotton is grown nao)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00074414 = 17.7105 BTC [+]
Vexual: they pick cotton by hand?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Well... Someone has to run the combines
Vexual: if anyone comes couging and spluttering in your direction, an airconditioned cab 12 feet up with a huge zombie mulching apparatus sounds like a good job
thickasthieves: <+BingoBoingo> So, Microshit has a new web authoring tool. This is one of their official samples... Admire the suck // lol that is a horrible website
BingoBoingo: thickasthieves: How much js did it serve you off of those includes?
BingoBoingo: thickasthieves: It tried to serve me nearly 1 MB of JS for maybe 15Kb of content
xanthyos: THE "CHAIRMAN" OF SEALS WITH CLUBS BTC POKER SITE
xanthyos: who does a weekly podcast, and is vehemently anti-wot
xanthyos: i'm antitheist. i KNOW there's a god and i'm resentful of his domineering father figure-ness
TheNewDeal: This micon guy doesn't go full retard at least
dub: fuck is this? just micon?
TheNewDeal: it's michael w dean, from what I understand
nubbins`: at the university here, the math faculty is actually under the department of religious studies
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> thickasthieves: It tried to serve me nearly 1 MB of JS for maybe 15Kb of content << gotta keep the economee goin
xanthyos: "neil degrasse tyson is an idiot" (michael dean)
nubbins`: Vexual that's because it was a dirty lie!
mircea_popescu: <xanthyos> THE "CHAIRMAN" OF SEALS WITH CLUBS BTC POKER SITE << lol no wai ?! iirc seals had an actual owner
nubbins`: it's okay; i'm a man of the chair
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> think about that for a bit << seems rational to me. where'd you put it ?
dub: can't listen to these tards
TheNewDeal: Micon has half a brain, to say the least
danielpbarron: <+xanthyos> "neil degrasse tyson is an idiot" (michael dean) << he's right
TheNewDeal: You can call the man an idiot, but he can at least graph the natural universe at a much higher rate than probably 99.99% of people that inhabit the earth
TheNewDeal: I'm not saying he's some sort of genius by any means
dub: micon is famous for confronting inaba like a frightened girl and running a scam poker site
Vexual: i accidentally listened to that radio for a few seconds: if i ever move to us im stopping into beverly hills 1st to have my ears removed
dub: that they were cheating
TheNewDeal: NASA is massively overfunded, but they take some sweet space photos
nubbins`: not for much longer they don't!
dub: idk idgaf about poker
TheNewDeal: I swear it was someone in here explaining how they had obtained multiple royal flushes on the site
xanthyos: "I think the people who are *real* bitcoin guys don't stay in public." (Michael Dean)
danielpbarron: my problem with seals is that the admins are in denial that they cannot possibly ban their way to a collusion-free poker environment, and refuse to integrate the Web of Trust to allow users to control who they play against
nubbins`: TheNewDeal this is a different type of public
dub: who is micheal dean?
nubbins`: danielpbarron WoT-based poker site, hey?
xanthyos: my problem is that they stole .026 and blocekd my IP
danielpbarron: yeah i've been telling MIcon to do it for a while now
xanthyos: and nitrogensports.eu makes seals look like pokerstars by contrast
danielpbarron: xanthyos and I have hosted a few private tables denominated in Bitcoin using pokerstars software
TheNewDeal: also, post aggregate stats, like on tournaments and such
TheNewDeal: first dealings in virtual currencies were selling fake poker chips from Pokerstars on ebay
kakobrekla: that guy that is talking to micon is pure scammer
danielpbarron: he got a bunch of people to pump up Namecoin which caused more miners to merge it, leading to the price to decrease
assbot: Need a number of lines.
Vexual: danielpbarron: can you think of a dotbit site off the top of your head?
TheNewDeal: whats the problem with namecoin price decreasing anyways?
Vexual: and approximate price in btc for 1000 namecoin?>
danielpbarron: TheNewDeal, no problem unless you are one of the many who probably bought it because MWD hyped it up
TheNewDeal: does he have some retard following of a half dozen folks scattered across usia?
danielpbarron: yeah, but he also paid to have it advertised on Free Talk Live to a slightly bigger retard following
xanthyos: "that's called a fish on a heater."
assbot: vacuum nozzle (rotor) - Imgur
TheNewDeal: are they expensive to procure and you have muchos tiempos on your manos?
Vexual: is it straight thru inside? the outside is a piece of art
TheNewDeal: why was brass chosen, if I might continue to pester you with manufacturing questions?
Vexual: also goldy colour is nice
Vexual: drawing one would take as long as making one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00074328 = 5.5003 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: When dealing with brass anything... You have to pretty much machine it yourself
Vexual: what about that thing means it's not available off the shelf?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Well, it is hard to get a leuer lock without an expensive ass IV pump or heroin habit
BingoBoingo: Especially not one capable of surviving solder beads
BingoBoingo: Sure, you can claim Diabeetus and get soft plastic shit that wears like hell
BingoBoingo: And then you'll need 40 locking apparati minimum
BingoBoingo: Expecting a plastic to survive solder beads?
BingoBoingo: It would be like Micon condemning Butt Fucking Labs out of pure charity.
decimation: neat-o ascii, congrats on the manufacture
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: By 2018 Maybe I can commision a euphonium? I don't even want to think about how long a Tuba would take.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> TheNewDeal: harder than Al, not as tricky to machine as stainless steel << To be fair machining Aluminium is plenty tricky on its own
assbot: Logged on 08-08-2014 01:27:25; *: asciilifeform recently bought a 'proper' lathe - no coordinates, just cranks...
Vexual: i mean the part he machined, me thinks i could find something in my own junkyard, it must be the way it attaches to the machine or something
BingoBoingo: Aluminium also clogs the shit out of grinding wheels
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: It isn't necessarily that Aluminum is flamable enough on its own. Nearly any grinding equiptment usually put upon it will have already cut iron and have various Iron oxides in it...
Vexual: i always thought it was more about the heat
BingoBoingo: Also about things that generate heat... like thermite.
TheNewDeal: I'm not saying it isn't possible, but I'm pretty sure I've cut the shit on a band saw, while lightly spraying some lubricant, and had no problems of ignition. That band saw was for sure used in cutting other things (not sure how much iron)
Vexual: expands locally hence the need for parrafin wax lube
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Well, a bandsaw has rather controllable surfaces. A grinding wheel though if you work aluminium... turns into the bane of COmmunity College machine shops
BingoBoingo: Also consider most grinding wheels are already Aluminium oxide
TheNewDeal: shiiit I'm gonna use the diamonds in my teeth and cut it like Jaws
BingoBoingo: Seriously though... All of the fire the thermite references here... Thermite has exactly two ingredients...
BingoBoingo: And the two ingredients have 3 elements between them...
Vexual: wheres all thisoxygen coming from?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: From embedded iron that oxidized in the wheel.
Vexual: you'll find more danger with the pice getting stuck to the wheel and comin atchya at some aweful rate
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Vexual: i was wondering whyy that bell end was at the other end
Vexual: the rotation and the vacuum part
Vexual: did you solve the glue dilemma?
Vexual: those med guys are good at inventin shit coz people pay for it
Vexual: someone got paid, im sure
decimation: asciilifeform: why not use a flexible tube?
Vexual: yes, i don't fully understand, but i kinda do
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decimation: yeah this is definitely a hardcore solution, probably higher quality than many pro pick'n place machines
decimation: I can see how a flex tube that pulls a decent vaccuum would interfere with a x/y positioner's movement
Vexual: building a railroad is pick and place
decimation: I wonder if there is a subtle 'puff' effect from flex tube as the vaccuum is released and the tube rebounds
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: If only I knew how unsafely spring 2013
decimation: well, the idea is that you are investing in the equipment required to build other products in the future, thus making the NRE "recoverable"
decimation: it seems to me that the quantity that you are minimizing is your time investment
BingoBoingo: I can only imagine what the pressure is like when the penguin only has a 3-4 hour drive
decimation: otherwise wearable parts wouldnt' be a bother
decimation: yeah the smallest smt parts are a bitch
decimation: asciilifeform: what kind of precision are you trying to meet with your paste squirter?
Vexual: have you been in some factories ascii?
decimation: that's impressive if you can achieve it. should be sufficient for most smt parts
Vexual: a week in shenzen might be a goos use of time
Vexual: doesnt hurt to have a look
assbot: Pick and Place Machines at Maker Faire
decimation: yean even the 'cheap' chinese one was like $4k I think
decimation: although it did have some kind of reel feed
decimation: so you plan on using it as a 'robot hand'
decimation: ok that makes sense, would be a good compromise for prototyping. it would be damn handy to hit a key to make the thing move 0.1mm instead of trying to finesse it
assbot: Colossus - Operational at Bletchley - YouTube
Vexual: thats my understanding, a humanlike thing approximates the position then uses a camera to fine tune
Vexual: but a drunk alone doesnt get far past the showroom
Vexual: type ab knows what to do next
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44456 @ 0.00074325 = 33.0419 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20574 @ 0.00074271 = 15.2805 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2463 @ 0.00074222 = 1.8281 BTC [-]
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Vexual: ther's certainly more to that story
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00074222 = 5.2698 BTC [-]
Vexual: ;;google pgp fidonet host:archive.today
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17637 @ 0.00074221 = 13.0904 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: do the yesno graphs all look the same?
Vexual: is it possible to verify the deposit adds without the website?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00074214 = 4.8981 BTC [-]
Vexual: peted better not bring any gun to oz
Vexual: you wanna shoot and dress roos fine
Vexual: its a peer to peer thing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00074398 = 9.7833 BTC [+]
Vexual: slow or other shitness?
Vexual: i was all about iinet when i lived in perth
Vexual: they spent 60 million on lawers on the sourts fighting hollywood lawyer for other reasons
Vexual: they don't service this area unfortunately
punkman1: no piracy bullshit fortunately
Vexual: the guy startrted with 20 modems in his mums garage
assbot: The Dial Up Noise - YouTube
Vexual: is there a dubstep verison?
Vexual: whats wrong iwth your isp?
punkman1: makes me auth with gribble all the time
assbot: vitepython/bitcoin-otc-auth GitHub
xanthyos: 67:12 "but i don't have any wiVES"
Vexual: wait are you playingt that shit back?
Vexual: you linked it i herd it
Vexual: i met a man going to st ives
xanthyos: i like that he slips in the grammatic possibility of having multiple wives
Vexual: his girlfriends kinda hot
Vexual: i think the interviwer pushed him tno talking about guns
Vexual: or perhaps he thinks violece is worth thinking about
dub: i think listening to those tards makes you a tard
xanthyos: listening to podcasts turns you into a podcaster
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15553 @ 0.00074411 = 11.5731 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: what poscasts do you listen to?
Vexual: personally im busy with my own interal maxilogue
assbot: Qntra.net - #1 for bitcoin news
Vexual: strike that, i just saw "jizz moppers" in a headline
Vexual: and it inherantly unreadable
Vexual: i never knew fluffy pony was gawminer tho
dub: what are you, the NSA?
dub: logging all the chats
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6675 @ 0.00074464 = 4.9705 BTC [+]
Vexual: can i make a suggestion without offending indelicates?
Vexual: blue makes me think ive clicked it
Vexual: you're making a newspaper
cazalla: why ya gotta be critical Vexual, can't you just focus on the positive and ignore the bad, ya know, like losing your investment with gawminers?
Vexual: im tring to be positive, i should have mentioned i love the real html
cazalla: well, BingoBoingo suggested the theme and i just jacked his style.css and tweaked it
Vexual: critisism is oly coz im trying to get on board the a train
dub: you know what a news site needs? a trollbox
Vexual: might as well if your selling opinion
Vexual: nothings changed since '92
Vexual: pm dawn and dre, genius
Vexual: unseen philosiphers too
fluffypony: we have a new research bulletin out (well, officially out on Monday)
punkman: sold all my monero before the drop, time to buy again?
fluffypony: overview of ring signatures as they're implmeneted in Monero
fluffypony: and we have a Python implementation of it
fluffypony: punkman: yeah, pretty sure we've bottomed out with Bitcoin
assbot: Latin American Bitcoin Startup Moneero Exits Stealth Mode
punkman: the endless horde of wallet inspectors
assbot: JJ DOOM - GUV'NOR - YouTube
dub: doom is such a good advert for wot
dub: he likes to send lookalikes to play gigs
assbot: OY - "Market Place" (official music video) - YouTube
assbot: King Krule - Easy Easy (Official Video) - YouTube
Vexual: that will offend slovakistans lesbians
assbot: Senate to launch Bitcoin inquiry - Finance - News - iTnews.com.au
Vexual: vex trusts, no whoring
Vexual: theres usuaally singin in karaoke
Vexual: other than that im well
Vexual: that reminds me of a song :0
Vexual: been to any boss resturants of alte?
Vexual: some sorta comfort food?
Vexual: fried chicken with thick white sauce?
Vexual: smoked pirhana with 4 metric fucktonne of relaxed spinach in butter, icy radish
Vexual: no wonder youre buling up
Vexual: what do the indians ea for starch?
punkman: I'd try piranha, is it good?
Vexual: cant get it in the city, it's al salmon
Vexual: barb to the afce will sort it
Vexual: what kinda strett food do you get?
Vexual: id eat the fuck outta that
mircea_popescu: how does one eat the fuck out of something that contained no fuck to begin with ?
Vexual: the fuck comes at the end of the meal
punkman: no, fuck comes before the meal, work up an appetite
Vexual: i dunno how to spell it, call it a problem
Vexual: what did it used to be called?
assbot: The Story of Carpaccio - ABC TV: The Cook and the Chef
Vexual: that picture actuaally looks like something uncooked
cazalla: RagnarDanneskjol, good tv show that
cazalla: better than mats_cd03 recommendation of hannibal tv series, watched first episode and zzzz
mats_cd03: hannibal has 8.9/10 user score on metacritic
assbot: Guess who's Twitter account got suspended? : Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: so, the top mod on reddit is actually that dubious camwhore from dooglus' site back when ?
mircea_popescu: i think i still have pictures of her cunt with a large wooden implement shoved in for five bucks or w/e it was
mircea_popescu: AND there's an entire reddit community dedicating to reading trilema and stroking it to just how bad it is ?
mircea_popescu: "A rich douchebag that does one nice thing isn't absolved from all his/her sins."
mircea_popescu: o.O what sins lmao. poor fuckwits imagining rich people are rich because of their "sins" ? yeah, sure, gimme sum o dat.
mircea_popescu: poor people are poor because of their sins!!!11eleventy.
mircea_popescu: if they weren't unclean in the eyes of the lord, the holy dollarghost'd give them some moneyz too!
mircea_popescu: "The problem is that his social skills are... well... different from what the majority of redditors and bitcointalkers are used to dealing with."
mircea_popescu: "MP reminds me of a spoilt fat little toddler I used to know, if he didnt get what he wanted he would simply scream until the whole world knew he was upset and that he didnt have what he wanted."
mircea_popescu: heh, that's actually exactly right. god fucking help you if i'm displeased.
mircea_popescu: the controlling point here being that just because no toddler should be in control of the world, it doesn't follow that nobody should be.
mircea_popescu: that's how it works : for things to exist you gotta have some people whose screams can scourge the very mouth of hell.
Azelphur: that just made me imagine MP having a temper tantrum, that'd be funny
mircea_popescu: i never realised people could think of toddlers in terms of fat/skinny.
mircea_popescu: mebbe kate moss had one with alex anores meanwhile ruining the bar for everyone or who the fuck knows
mircea_popescu: xanthyos: he didn't force me to show him my penis <<< shit dude, my doctor keeps sticking his finger up my butt ;/ I KNEW THIS WAS SUSPICIOUS!
assbot: Family Guy - Prostate Exam - YouTube
mircea_popescu: Azelphur you know they can tell if you've had sex recently ?
Vexual: don't wanke him up, theres no telling what he dreams
mircea_popescu: decimation: this is a rarity in usg, where someone says "I am responsible" and they are fired << the way i understand it, the us works by firing. so originally people were disincentivised from taking responsibility, in the hopes of avoiding it. as it didn't work... you'll be seeing more and more of that behaviour.
mircea_popescu: ALSO incredibly soviet, this. a strange sort of pseudomoral purism run amock.
gribble: asciilifeform was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 hours, 54 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: * asciilifeform off to bed
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron: <+xanthyos> "neil degrasse tyson is an idiot" (michael dean) << he's right << you two should stop diluting the term idiot through calling annoying people idiots. not the same thing.
mircea_popescu: dub: micon is famous for confronting inaba like a frightened girl and running a scam poker site << he dun run it, but yeh lol.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: what about MP? << his knowledge of bitcoin reality doesn't extend all the way to mp.
mircea_popescu: also you'll notice i don't exactly do the conference circuit.
artifexd: <mircea_popescu> AND there's an entire reddit community dedicating to reading trilema and stroking it to just how bad it is ? << Which subreddit is that?
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron: my problem with seals is that the admins are in denial that they cannot possibly ban their way to a collusion-free poker environment, and refuse to integrate the Web of Trust to allow users to control who they play against <<< this being a two year old business idea i had that nobody i talked to wants to implement because whatever, too busy chasing the "retainer" 1200 dollah a month sort of thing.
mircea_popescu: but you happen to be exactly correct, that's the only way to fight it.
mircea_popescu: artifexd well i dunno it;'s an actual subreddit, but the sheer volume of people that know various details, had ready trilema quotes etc.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: that guy that is talking to micon is pure scammer << the us talkspace is pretty much populated by scammers by now.
mircea_popescu: just like the porn space is populated by strippers and whores, who figure they can charge more / will get better custom if they are now "pornstars", just so would-be scammers in the us feel the overpowering need to have a tv show/radio show etc.
mircea_popescu: it all started in the 80s with those god awful late night cable channels, and thirty years later it pretty much took over "mainstream"
mircea_popescu: which is why as carlin/carson/stern etc are going out of old age, there's nobody to replace them. you get stuck with cancerous filth a la that oliver douche.
mircea_popescu: course when it comes time to collect they still need a scammer to shill for (and many just spend their time shilling for the biggest scammer of all, the govt, in exchange for whatever scraps), but still. a poisonous atmosphere.
punkman: stanhope coming to argentina?
mircea_popescu: punkman never answered. because you know, that's how you book shows x.x
Vexual: this ndrangheta music is really hte best there is
assbot: vacuum nozzle (rotor) - Imgur
☟︎ mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: 'nothing sucks like Electrolux. (tm)' <<< romanian washing machine and vacuum cleanne rbrand ?!
Vexual: trak 11 sounds real killer
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: needed - this size. << im waiting patiently for asciilifeform to make his own model m, inch and 3/4 across.
Vexual: have you been to sicily mp?
Vexual: what do you eat there?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25322 @ 0.00074479 = 18.8596 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: so i was reading the logs with bated breath, waiting for to see bitbet being hacked. what sort of scam pentesting was this!
mircea_popescu: decimation: yeah this is definitely a hardcore solution, probably higher quality than many pro pick'n place machines << well, than any pnp place THIS SIZE, fo sho.
mircea_popescu: decimation: well, the idea is that you are investing in the equipment required to build other products in the future, thus making the NRE "recoverable" << conversely, he is contributing a scary amount of value to the company.
mircea_popescu: in the shapes of costs that'd be "recoverable" had they been booked, but are pure profit as they weren't.
Vexual: nubbins`: another foodie
nubbins`: betting against s.mg: slowest 0.74btc i ever made
assbot: BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (8%) on Yes, 14.07 B (92%) on No | closed 2 days 13 hours ago
Vexual: how many haours you got eating raw meat?
nubbins`: between three and five, as a guess
Vexual: shit i must be over 100
nubbins`: it's less readily available here
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mircea_popescu: the fact : bout 150k tons of gpl are stuck in an argentine port, waiting.
mircea_popescu: the clarin spin (newspaper group bitterly opposed to government) : no money, economy in dissaray, disaster, mismanagement.
nubbins`: no kidding, we had a job come up a couple weeks ago, t-shirts for a sushi place. uniforms. male uniforms have a picture of a sushi roll and "fresh good food" underneath. female uniforms just say "I LIKE IT RAW" in huge letters
mircea_popescu: the k spin (kirshner, govt dinasty here) : no need for it because it was very warm this winter, so nyah.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know, inept management thinking it's being "edgy" needs a bitchslap.
chetty: yesterday Kirshner went on a rant that usg was trying to assassinate her and bring down govt here
nubbins`: mircea_popescu we refused to print them D:
mircea_popescu: chetty i wouldn't be surprised if the usg was in fact trying to assasinate her.
Vexual: funny i read and comprehend spanish at a similar rate to english
chetty: mircea_popescu, seriously? why bother?
Vexual: funny coz it's not ture
mircea_popescu: chetty you know they're fucking idiots. this would be the what, 20th pointless, ineffectual similar attempt ?
nubbins`: 5 mens uniforms (out of 60) also wanted "i like it raw", i guess they were gonna keep those in case they hired 5 gay men
mircea_popescu: basically for the same reason they do all the profilgate nonsense with the "president's security"
mircea_popescu: buncha hicks got some hardware wanna realise their action movie fantasies
chetty: I would think usg has enough stuffs on it plate without bothering but I guess there could be people with 'ideas'
nubbins`: oh! and in unrelated news, my province no longer has a department of justice, and an unelected private citizen was put in the seat of attorney general
mircea_popescu: anyway, she's old and sickly, that makes people paranoid, she always was a shy overcautious type,
nubbins`: she "can't see what the fuss is about"
assbot: Judy Manning 'surprised' by questions about PC party connections - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
mircea_popescu: the local secret service is a monument to incompetence
Vexual: but he died from crack realted fuckups
nubbins`: mp afaik he cannot run for public office in any country
nubbins`: Vexual watch this painful interview where some MTV knob tries to interview odb
assbot: Ol' Dirty Bastard funny interview - YouTube
Vexual: have you seen deadmaus getting cofee with the mayor of toronto?
Vexual: its good read nubs you should have a look
Vexual: deadmaud pick him up in his ferarri, he tells the minder to ge fucked outta town and he does his thing
Vexual: orders a triple and a double in one cup
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: SUCH STEALTH. <<< wait how is it "latin american" ?!
nubbins`: <+Vexual> orders a triple and a double in one cup <<< my sides, my actual sides
mircea_popescu: cazalla if you put up random stock footage of dressed uruguayan chicks ima kill you
Vexual: deadmaud uses all his gforces on the fat fuck, he knows he wont get done for speed
nubbins`: Vexual you have no idea how canadian what you just said was
Vexual: i watched the vid and adsorbed it (no typo)
nubbins`: y'know, i've never actually had a triple double
nubbins`: i've never even had a double double
nubbins`: i would, however, advance the opinion that if you're putting three cream and two sugar in your coffee, the quality of said coffee is of little import
Vexual: oh no, this was five espressos
nubbins`: yeah man, i used to get those on the regular.
nubbins`: this is how i got into caffeine
Vexual: odb dont interview too well
assbot: Ol' Dirty Bastard On YO! MTV Raps - YouTube
nubbins`: odb: "i just wanted to let y'all know that everything is real"
nubbins`: yeah he died when i was in uni
nubbins`: i remember where i was when i found out
nubbins`: 1:40 "i was up all night hittin' ice" lel
Vexual: one of two famous crackheads
Vexual: im abot 23 seconds after
mircea_popescu: totally threw me for a loop, i was all "wait, isn't mtv bankrupt and that guy dead ?!"
nubbins`: anyway, i listen to a lot of different types of music in a lot of different genres, but if you don't think odb is a musical genius, you either haven't listened to enough or you don't have taste
nubbins`: the captain beefheart of hip-hop!
Vexual: watch the deadmaus vid, he drives it hard and the mayor says don't worry
Vexual: they talk about potholes
nubbins`: mircea_popescu a zappa protege
nubbins`: zappa produced his first few albums, same type of strange but way more aleotoric
assbot: Captain Beefheart - When I See Mommy I Feel Like A Mummy - YouTube
nubbins`: tom waits started experimenting with the gravelly side of his voice after being introduced to captain beefheart by his wife
Vexual: didnt zapaa get ass cancer?
assbot: Matt Groening on Trout Mask Replica - YouTube
nubbins`: TBH i still find trout mask replica pretty inaccessible
nubbins`: doc at the radar station is a better introduction
Vexual: call it whatevr you like
Vexual: he keeps it real to this day
Vexual: whoa never seen a shake
nubbins`: i think within the past couple years?
nubbins`: how else can he still be kicking
Vexual: i thought he was still alive
assbot: Fela Kuti and The Africa 70 with Ginger Baker - Live (1971) - YouTube
nubbins`: yeah, he still plays the slots
Vexual: not yor vi, th eslots reference
nubbins`: they're called inuit here, eskimo is considered a perjorative
Vexual: ive been here for 14 hours
assbot: Making vacuum rotor ('Sherline' micro-lathe) - YouTube
☟︎ nubbins`: it's true, he was here when i went to bed.
nubbins`: asciilifeform less interesting than the woman filming the microwave timer?
assbot: vihartvihart's channel - YouTube
nubbins`: great when you're at a party and you feel like people would enjoy a countdown
nubbins`: anyway, nice lathe. you could turn body jewelry on that thing
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nubbins`: the tricky bit is internally-threading 16ga stock
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5328 @ 0.00074214 = 3.9541 BTC [-]
Vexual: you can always make smoking implements if you fall on hard times
nubbins`: asciilifeform: yep... it's tricky 8)
Vexual: the rain never falls on one mans head
Vexual: it don't fall on on mans house is the line that'll have the cia kill you
Vexual: everyman thinks his burden is the heaviest
mats_cd03: id trust you about as far as i could throw you
Vexual: dont fuck with the government
Vexual: if your thongs break, don't worry about it
Vexual: man who walk sideways thru security always going to bankok
Vexual: if you dint do it tell it to em
assbot: White woman sues sperm bank after insemination from black donor - World - CBC News
Vexual: nubbins`: mustache has a website
Vexual: and im chanelling zappa
Vexual: epigenetic effects are gonna be a thing nao
nubbins`: mircea_popescu this ^ is another example of "rap rave", a la die antwoord
Vexual: its definately a very skilled tongue from brooklyn; ergot rap
TomServo: "rap rave" comon now. Everybody gets their own genres.
nubbins`: is this from a playlist where women list NYC area codes or something
Vexual: actuly im not sure about what what
Vexual: but she does call herself what waht
pete_dushenski: speaking of hilariously shitty advertising… gotta love the yahoo! finance ads for "date a rich woman"
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Vexual: e equals mc to the lt 253
Vexual: no granny on the moon okay?
nubbins`: pete_dushenski "successful, financially independent women are so utterly unable to find male companionship that they've resorted to finding randon strangers on the internet"
pete_dushenski: lol for the well-heeled ladies i know, it actually is!
pete_dushenski: these career women who thought they "had time to find a guy" are finding out it ain't true
Vexual: i thought you were a guy?
pete_dushenski: and having to sift through the piles of manboys who're emasculated by women who earn more than them
Vexual: youre complaing about some imaginary womans problem
nubbins`: pete_dushenski it's pretty much all man-boys by this point
pete_dushenski: it's these poor young women who outnumber anything resembling a man 5-1
nubbins`: acting sooky because new sexy mom won't do their laundry
pete_dushenski: nubbins`: and manboys don't cut the mustard for weak women, much less strong ones
Vexual: did you just menopause today pete?
mircea_popescu: <pete_dushenski> these career women who thought they "had time to find a guy" are finding out it ain't true << quite. if you're 16 already and your nudies aren't trending on any social media site you're smack drab in the process of missing the mating boat.
pete_dushenski: that is, men have a longer window of opportunity to find a mate.
nubbins`: or, for the francophones among us, ginette
Vexual: don't worry about what anyone else wants pete
assbot: Rocket Internet Shares Fall Below Issue Price at Debut - WSJ
Vexual: what the ruck is rocket?
nubbins`: but at this point it'd be unusual to see a stock not fall on IPO-day
pete_dushenski: "Rocket Internet AG a German investor and developer of online businesses, disappointed in its debut on the Frankfurt stock exchange Thursday, falling more than 10% in early trading."
assbot: Story I heard about Reddit post-$50M investment includes everyone not in San Francisco getting 1 week to decide whether to move or GTFO. o.0
assbot: White woman sues sperm bank after insemination from black donor - World - CBC News
Vexual: seriously, who'd be a sperm bank?
mats_cd03: reminds me of when a korean man sued his wife for having ugly babies
mats_cd03: turns out she'd had substantial facial surgery and never told him about it
mats_cd03: supposedly anon just declared war on hk govt
mats_cd03: it'll be about as successful as anon declaring war on HBGary
Vexual: theyre cross with bejing
Vexual: for influencing the democratic proces of electing hk govt
Vexual: you can vote but we choose who you vote for
assbot: 'Anonymous' hacker group declares cyber war on Hong Kong government, police | South China Morning Post
mats_cd03: people who think there's democracy in hk are living in a dream world
mats_cd03: the likelihood of hk getting real sovereignty is on par with taiwan, macau, or tibet getting the same
Vexual: well the thing is they're kinda used to democracy and miss it
Vexual: they're unused to teargat tho
Vexual: oh theyll get what they want
mats_cd03: hong kongers are pissed the economy tanked since rejoining the mainland
mats_cd03: they blame mainlanders for every conceivably irrelevant ill
Vexual: greeks riot, they brethe some tear gas and go home
mats_cd03: and now they're mad the mainlanders are rich as fuck and hong kongers have to suck dick to live
Vexual: well hong kong does pretty well
Vexual: have done for some years
assbot: Extended interview with Jeffrey Robinson - The Business - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
mats_cd03: HKD has tanked since reunification
pete_dushenski: "Intercloud, a proposed network of cloud computing systems with high performance, security and control. In addition to improving security, the Intercloud is meant to help companies comply with the regulations of countries regarding the information that moves within their borders."
pete_dushenski: maybe cisco will succeed, and widen the gap between rich a poor even further
pete_dushenski: internet censorship really only affects the basement dwellers.
assbot: The Internet Is Everything: How Internet Censorship Only Affects The Poor | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
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pete_dushenski: thickasthieves: it should say "most trusted" on there somewhere
pete_dushenski: though chuck lee's vote of confidence is sorta equivalent to that, for redditards
assbot: International Economics - Historial Exchange Rate Regime of Asian Countries
mats_cd03: seems i'm wrong, i need someone that knows more finance than me to chime in
assbot: Dwight R. Lee, Should Government Reduce Inequality in Life Spans? | Library of Economics and Liberty
assbot: Draghi Devaluing Euro Cheers ECB as Inflation Seen Fading - Bloomberg
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15450 @ 0.00074211 = 11.4656 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00074323 = 5.054 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00074302 = 3.7894 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00074306 = 11.0716 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: Current Blocks: 323528 | Current Difficulty: 3.466142592397694E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 324575 | Next Difficulty In: 1047 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 4 hours, 6 minutes, and 34 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 34108614442.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -1.59489
TomServo: bitcoinwisdom.com is calculating +2.78%... should be interesting!
nubbins`: Q: What's the strangest message you've received from someone tripping on your product?
nubbins`: A: A guy orders 25 hits. I send him a 5x5 sheet. His feedback reads "The hit was very large but I managed to fit it in my mouth. The lines were neat. Good trip". I wonder if the guy thought the 25 hits were one!?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11488 @ 0.00074323 = 8.5382 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00074206 = 9.4984 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00074206 = 11.7245 BTC [-]
artifexd: Why is assbot not reporting havelock trades anymore?
kakobrekla: the ip was changed but the subdomain is same and this apparently bothers their setup
thickasthieves: no, he likes phone, but is easily reachable by email, and skyoe i think
ristopietila: kakobrekla: Hi This is not ristopietila , this is davidlatapie setting up an IRC account for Risto :)
kakobrekla: are you going to give him gpg private key too?
ristopietila: Anyway, hi everyone, especially mircea_popescu . I'm sorry I was not able to talk here for some time. That should change in the following weeks
ristopietila: kakobrekla: no gpg key for the moment. Later on. The immediate goal will be for him to access invite-only #monero-mew
assbot: GunPlay +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
fluffypony: (it should be noted that I'm two gin martinis down at this stage, so there's that)
thickasthieves: lol, Circle's login suggests what email you might be trying to enter
bounce: weren't you declaring how easy that thing was earlier on? or was that a different kind of easy?
thickasthieves: i was only declaring i like that they are munching on Coinbase's lunch
thickasthieves: they claim no fees, so i'm going to try and do a max vol buy and sell
thickasthieves: i'm betting it wont, and that if it does, there will be other abnormal bank/cc fees
mike_c: no fees, just don't ask about the exchange rate.
thickasthieves: it is possible they are skimming very little though, to attract volume
assbot: The Unpatchable Malware That Infects USBs Is Now on the Loose | WIRED
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.00074203 = 9.6835 BTC [-] {2}
xanthyos: i just got video of a bathroom spider trapping a moth
xanthyos: i didn't want to interfere with nature
teward: punkman: i'm surprised github lets that code exist... if it IS, after all, malicious...
dignork: teward: it's just a POC that shows some/most USB sticks firmware can be overwritten, doh
teward: dignork: case in point still - it can be considered malicious
rithm: i've been working on it today dignork
Dimsler: if you're silly enough to trust u3 security
rithm: trying to setup a windows boxen
rithm: but once i got to usbdev.ru i started to hesitate
bounce: can you get the firmware out of the stick with that? might be vaguely interesting to disassemble and inspect
rithm: the github page has "links"
rithm: to all the things you need
rithm: but it's russiun forum
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 25 weeks, 4 days, 4 hours, 6 minutes, and 40 seconds ago: <topace> punkman: no, you are not right. its widely known what my name is
topace: guess punkman pisssed me off :p
dub: the real question: is rithm a dancer?
assbot: Snap! ~ Rhythm Is A Dancer - YouTube
bounce: yes, let's turn that thing up to 11
rithm: dub i'm like the dub of -otc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 65 @ 0.12729237 = 8.274 BTC {9}
dignork: bounce: on the .ru site bunch of firmware_*.rar files, bin files apparently 8051(?), and not crypted, so IDA should be able to read them. *_datasheet*.pdf from the same site might help
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11423 @ 0.00045903 = 5.2435 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: topace +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
dignork: asciilifeform: why phison specifically, most used, good datasheet leaks from china?
assbot: USBCondom | Crowd Supply
kakobrekla: there exists usb cables with power lines only.
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assbot: A complete theory of sociology
assbot: Route leak incident on October 2, 2014
fluffypony: "This downtime was the result of a BGP route leak by Internexa, an ISP in Latin America. Internexa accidentally directed large amounts of traffic destined for CloudFlare data centers around the world to a single data center in Medellín, Colombia. This was the result of Internexa announcing via BGP that their network, instead of ours, handled traffic for CloudFlare. This miscommunication caused a flood of traffic to quickly overwhelm
fluffypony: it's actually pretty hilarious that that can happen
mircea_popescu: fluffypony they're notorious for lying, so... what actually happened may be pieced together if/when internexa blogs about it
fluffypony: thickasthieves is too serious to be a troll
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15450 @ 0.00074388 = 11.4929 BTC [+] {3}
thickasthieves: yer probly right, i'd be like that guy that takes it too far
dub: are they claiming it was a dos?
mircea_popescu: dub no, they got blown of the net and are claiming it's not because they suck. like you know, tesla explaining that the battery fire was due to a customer setting their car atop a camping gas stove
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: Lynn is already a female name << cock is already a female thing and yet cocotte is perfectly fine.
dub: wording sounds like someone attacked a 3rd party by sending them all cloudflares traffic
dub: well. all their traffic was going somewhere else
mircea_popescu: in spite of cf's own controlling servers telling a diff story ?
dub: boring old bgp jacking yeah, using it as an attack would be new to me
fluffypony: the funny thing is that there's a person in this room called BGP
mircea_popescu: not saying it's outright impossible or anything, but the story they got is unconvincing at best.
fluffypony: so my IRC client keeps highlighting the word
mircea_popescu: are you with the fnac, putting more rote in the routes ?
rithm: i say burn the witch, if she drowns she wasn't a witch
assbot: BGP Hijacking for Cryptocurrency Profit | Dell SecureWorks
☟︎ rithm: if it flies, you made a good decision
cazalla: mircea_popescu: cazalla if you put up random stock footage of dressed uruguayan chicks ima kill you << i thought you said copy coindesk?
mircea_popescu: cazalla just fyi in uruguay your name would read cazasha
strp: I don't know why I got voice in here. I'd written, hey. you got recommended as level headed and responsible. do you want an ambitoius, impuslive, capricious, mercurial, expansive partner?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00074203 = 4.1554 BTC [-] {2}
strp: (to thickasthieves)
strp: Just as above. A level-headed responsible business partner to my ambitious, head-strong business ideas that are crazy ambitious, impulsive, capricious, and mercurial.
strp: as I'd written, "I just read somewhere that business partners should have known each other for years. My opinion, is, naaaah."
strp: well, this is a logged channel :)
strp: mircea_popescu, I'm a man.
strp: thickasthieves, I think asciilifeform's reaction speaks volumes.
mircea_popescu: by the way, did you know girls can get strep cunt if you give them head while you have strep throat ?
strp: thickasthieves, I understand this but I came in here at your request. This can hardly be called spamming. If you don't like my suggestion, just say so. :)
strp: thickasthieves, I told you what I'm looking for. You got a recommendation as a level-headed, responsible person, and if you would like to partner with an ambitious, mercurial, head-strong, impulsive, capricious one who has wildly expansive plans, then tell me. If not, it's okay.
thickasthieves: Yes, strp you are just the man I'm looking for, where do we begin?
strp: Well, I'd assume skype, and we can see if there's a match?
dub: first you gotta take off joor shoes
strp: I don't know anything about you, and I'd assume you wouldn't want to discuss it in a logged forum. It is difficult to have an uknnown as a business partner without sharing anything, don't you think?
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03: IS ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET REAL << wasn't there a snopes debunk about this urban legend where someone supposedly asked once if things on the internet are real ?
strp: well, when I asked about super-basic and general background information, I got an extremely negative response.
dub: get paul graham in here
dub: he's your bff remember
strp: dub, well I did just write him an emial let me check... literally a 1 hour and 16 minutes ago.
strp: he's trolling me on my YC relationships.
strp: dub, if you weren't trolling --- you would have a lot more luck getting Sam Altman (the current YC president) in here. He has taken a HUGE liking to crypto currencies.
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03: seems i'm wrong, i need someone that knows more finance than me to chime in << what is the q again ?
mircea_popescu: strp if we didn;'t think him an idiot that argument may hold more value.
strp: thickasthieves, anyway you said I was wrong that you owuldn't like to introduce yourself in a public, logged channel. So, go ahead.
mircea_popescu: strp free "equity" in reddit is worth abut the same as free equity in ethereum,
thickasthieves: strp i'm talking about you, i;m simply asking you to state your business
strp: thickasthieves, if (as anyone normal) you would prefer to do it privately you can also PM me an introduction. I don't know anything about you other than that you hang out in -assets and were recomended as responsible and level-headed.
thickasthieves: who are you though? i dont talk to strangers privately
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie what, were you going to count the pies flying ?
dub: someone set you up tat
diametric: strp: nice weather we're having in fort meade today
strp: mircea_popescu, well, I was connected with a guy who I think made heavy coin on ethereum. I didn't verify.
mircea_popescu: you and your retarded boy groups. im sure you're connected to someone who you think has had sex.
strp: if you guys don't prefer to scam today I can share the email I got from the ethereum investor, in wihch he talked aobut some of his returns. (removing his name.)
strp: I meant to say "troll" not scam, sorry.
thickasthieves: strp, here's the deal, you have until your voice in this channel runs out to make your case for talking to me after that dont speak to me again
mircea_popescu: strp yeah, we're totally going to care about some ethereum pr copy. it's like, in short supply.
strp: no thanks, thickasthieves. I don't have to justify talking with anyone else I talk with.
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: Well, this is what happens when one wants to join interesting conversation and can't accept to just let it go because he doesn't have time to answer. So yeah, watching pies flying
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves what the fuck is that anyway ? ringworms ?
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: how should I understand "#monero-mew ? srsly ?"
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie i didn't manage to get that one. come again ?
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu> davidlatapie what, were you going to count the pies flying ?
davidlatapie: I assume you were resentful because I'm lurking even when voiced
mircea_popescu: yeah, as in, came in here as rpietilla to see if we bite head off and how many times.
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mircea_popescu: and i didn;t voice you because i didn't realise you're not voiced.
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davidlatapie: ouch, yeah, I really have to fix this WoT things. Entirely my fault.
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: the rpietila part was purely technical. I was setting up an IRC account for Risto, nothing else :)
mircea_popescu: has the guy been in the hospital since his stay after that hotel mishap ?
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves: ol, Circle's login suggests what email you might be trying to enter< omfg ?! NOT by quering their userdb i hope beyond hope ?!
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you know how often that was said, in human history ?
thickasthieves: i can type any addy with this tld and it suggests .ca instead with same addy
mircea_popescu: "In one case, they showed that the infected USB can impersonate a keyboard to type any keystrokes the attacker chooses on the victims machine. Because it affects the firmware of the USBs microcontroller, that attack program would be stored in the rewritable code that controls the USBs basic functions, not in its flash memoryeven deleting the entire contents of its storage wouldnt catch the malware. Other
mircea_popescu: firmware tricks demonstrated by Caudill and Wilson would hide files in that invisible portion of the code, or silently disable a USBs security feature that password-protects a certain portion of its memory."
mircea_popescu: or why is this surprising to anyone, or what exactly ?
assbot: The Unpatchable Malware That Infects USBs Is Now on the Loose | WIRED
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assbot: Logged on 02-10-2014 20:12:02; asciilifeform: re: usb diddling: i had the entire thing working two years ago, with same 'phison', likewise cribbed russian docs. didn't think it was interesting to anyone other than me.
dub: maybe s.nsa could release a patch
mircea_popescu: dub how are you going to patch the fact that the microcontroler is a... microcontroler ?
kakobrekla: taking shareholders interest into an account, best would be to sell usb condoms.
ben_vulpes: how did that bitbet hack attempt play out?
mircea_popescu: no but srsly, is this 2016 "tech" press material, omfg we discovered you could make malicious hard drive
mircea_popescu: and all your dumbass "encrypted partition" stuff is worthless therefore ?
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: how should I understand your "#monero-mew ? srsly ?" Funny name, stupid initiative, such idea much wow, else?
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie i have nfi idea what monero is because in spite of being invited fluffypony doesn't want to give the group a presentation. the comment is just as to the improbable nature of the name. why mew and what's someone not in on the jokes to make of it.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: teward: punkman: i'm surprised github lets that code exist... if it IS, after all, malicious... <<< since when is github policing the code ?!
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kakobrekla: asciilifeform now imagine one ... with gold plated contacts.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I'll totally do a group presentation...one day...when I have time...promise...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform which is my point. if you're going to play evil govt you're better off doing it with hdd.
mircea_popescu: mostly because the usb "standard" looks like something gavin, taaki and that other guy put together.
mircea_popescu: in fact, i've seen computors w/o usbs. not seen any w/o hdds for > 20 years now./
fluffypony: you've seen the USB stuff that was released over the last 24 hours right?
thickasthieves: mp is just saying there was no reason to think usb was secure
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves that's one half. the other half is, these megadiscoveries suck. o, rly, you can make it be fake kbd ?! wow nelly!
Dimsler: can you wear it like a hat?
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Dimsler: mircea_popescu, bitbet hacked yet?
kakobrekla: hm, i have a 'fake' keyboard intentionally.
davidlatapie: OK so if fluffypony plans a group presentation, I should not encroach on his turf, mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: anyway, the whole usb reads like so much media whoring to me, possibly with the malicious twist of trying to drown legitimate stuff like THE BASH HOLES!!! AFTER THE SSH HOLES!!!
mircea_popescu: "o look, this car can go in reverse! which is exactly what the manual says! YO COULD KILL PEOPLE!!!"
thickasthieves: probly just a ploy to get everyone to buy new usb sticks
Dimsler: what are you going to do? hack someones cat picutres and selfies?
mircea_popescu: more like a ploy to get people to better learn helplessness.
Dimsler: must get money through internet
mircea_popescu: which incidentally makes me realise, this is an excellent reason against a trilema book.
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thickasthieves: why make a book when you could just continue curating trilema
mircea_popescu: anyway, this euro devaluation business is the absolute worst news conceivable for the us.
mircea_popescu: seems obama's fucktarded "sanctions" on russia have backfired monstrously. now the eu is sanctioning the us.
chetty: maybe its what he intended tho, might not be a backfire at all
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: is fed up of her shit. <<< i originally thought you said "slit"
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mircea_popescu: never was before, but i guess at some point it's gotta start.
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thickasthieves: sure, but how do you quickly poll that info, diff changes
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mircea_popescu: also lulzy, and little know fact : bitcoin took a year to get out of 1 diff ?
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thickasthieves: pricewise it was at a major just after diff went flat, once diff starting going up again, the price went from $13 to $260
The20YearIRCloud: Depends on quality, my brother is in the industry and has looked long and hard at game development
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The20YearIRCloud: the real problem is finding quality programmers that won't rob you blind. His former company was chock full of guys pulling $100k/yr , yet when it came to business sense there wasn't much to go around.
The20YearIRCloud: of course, but from what i've seen video game developers are even worse. So many pseudo-artists deciding that it's all better than a lotto ticket. They spent several million on a game that made something like a hundred dollars
The20YearIRCloud: All while ben, their senior data anylist told them it was a failure waiting to happen, and to spend more effort on advertising their games that were already cash positive
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The20YearIRCloud: I can't remember, it was a guitar hero clone that was exclusively for facebook, and was controlled by your keyboard
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deedBot: deed 8A736F0E2FB7B452 mircea_popescu with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: deed 8A736F0E2FB7B452 mircea_popescu with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: deed 8A736F0E2FB7B452 mircea_popescu with 1 signature valid in next bundle
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kakobrekla: 2 suggestions: make deeds searchable and add a simple syntax, at least so that we specify 'title' and 'content' in the signed content
mircea_popescu: RagnarDanneskjol this new "from x recent days" system is atrocious.
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RagnarDanneskjol: like I mentioned, I believe development and hosting for the bot needs to change hands real soon
deedBot: deed 454B0FC0BC07B87E hanbot with 1 signature valid in next bundle
RagnarDanneskjol: I wouldnt do any deeds at this point. I believe he is resetting a lot of things
RagnarDanneskjol: as with previous updates, he had to backup the deed list and reinstall I believe. please discuss with him - I dont want to misrepreset
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mircea_popescu: so basically this fuckwit put in a buncha unconfirmable satoshi spoam just to get his dumbass website included (text only, no link) on blockchain website
mircea_popescu: they gotta go to a special school to be this untimely stupid, it just can't occur naturally.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ^ there, that's your idiot working "to make money while he sleeps". that's the prototype.
mircea_popescu: couldn't be in here, doing honest, useful work and building himself in the process.
mircea_popescu: o, no, he's got to be an independent fucktard, doing nothing for 20 years and then wondering why the state isn't taking care of his asthma.
mircea_popescu: and im gonna fucking click it, too, just so he imagines this retardation works.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You got scammed, the shop just left the oldcortex in. There never was a new one.