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asciilifeform: turducken?! the man is a coprophag ?!@
mircea_popescu: $google turducken
deedbot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken << Turducken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | http://www.cajungrocer.com/fresh-foods-holiday-dishes-turducken-c-1_15_24.html << Turducken | $85 Delivered | Order Now! | Fresh from CajunGrocer | http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe.html << Turducken Recipe : Paula Deen : Food Network
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChtuyP0VEAQZlY1.jpg << dude this guy... a) my enchiladas beat his tacos, by a very long shot ; b) wtf office is that omfg.
joecool: mircea_popescu: i believe he did that for what they call, the lulz
mircea_popescu: oh i c
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-12#1466205 << who thought it was a good idea to a) send luke-jr on a diplomatic mission to tmsr b) with no formal ask ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-12 15:40 asciilifeform: $up luke-jr
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell luke-jr trilema.com/2016/the-necessary-prerequisite-for-any-change-to-the-bitcoin-protocol/
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the muppets live off pretense and derpage. perfectly self-consistent.
mircea_popescu: and in other news, check out this pretty sweetheart. http://67.media.tumblr.com/4cb36414f98f2e6a38bad6ed9445c2e8/tumblr_nf0jwjjxQC1spdyhpo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: bad crop, bad pose, what the fuck is it with the milkstained, nipple torn bra and so on. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: fucking 80s, man...
shinohai: Still rather nice to wake up to I'd say.
mircea_popescu: girl's clearly havign fun / feeling safe / all in lubs and shit. which is definitely something that went out of porn with the end of the 80s.
shinohai: ;;later tell mod6 I almost have bot able to accept tickets, needs a few tweaks.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: :D
shinohai: I got obsessed with tbot features last night.
mircea_popescu: pretty cool.
shinohai: I am getting this error for some reason when generating ascii graphs: Warning: Layouter could only place 31 nodes/31 edges out of 31/34 - giving up at t.pl line 312.
shinohai: But it looks to print fine.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, http://dpaste.com/0YXY6DY
mircea_popescu: i suppose i tell him to write for qntra ? :D
shinohai: Just go ahead and write the Chicago Trib and NYT while yer at it bub
shinohai Listens to the mixtape
mircea_popescu: used to be how this worked, 150 or so years ago. you wrote to the newspaper, and they were so impressed you could write at all they'd hire you.
mircea_popescu: fuck, 50 years ago people'd be so impressed you had a computer at all they'd hire you. etc.
shinohai: Worked for Robert Ripley
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'm about to see expo at ro embassy. anything specifically lulzy there to watch for ?
asciilifeform: in other lulz,
asciilifeform: somebody's snarfing all of the /download/-able keyz off phuctor
asciilifeform: somebody really caaaaarez!11111
asciilifeform waves at 217.70.197.244
mircea_popescu: lol nothing wrong with that is there ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: anyway, i can't recall who's wash ro ambassador. but traditionalyl that thing's a total rat's nest of spyppls.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it had the biggest discone antenna i've ever seen on a roof
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-14#1466491 << notrly ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-14 14:38 mircea_popescu: lol nothing wrong with that is there ?
ben_vulpes: boeck's going to show up with all of the keys and a backdated modulus or two now
mircea_popescu: hm ?
ben_vulpes: now that he's got the whole keyset he can properly duplicate and backdate stan's work
mircea_popescu: ah heh. myeah.
mircea_popescu: and "nobody knows" that new ones pop here as they happen, ofcourse. lettuce not be divisive.
asciilifeform: i dun get it, why leech from my site vs sks
asciilifeform: and holy shit, 3blox of queue for ro
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: i think you might have found the us spy convention.
mod6: shinohai: ah cool man.
asciilifeform: no spy recruit booth, i am mega-disappoint!11111
davout: asciilifeform: you didn't spot it, you failed the test
asciilifeform: davout: evidently!
mircea_popescu: awww
BingoBoingo waits for the eventually day when alf wanders into an embassy and the embassy doesn't let him leave. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: or maybe the day BingoBoingo wanders into a cunt and the cunt doesn't let him leave/
BingoBoingo: Serious hazard.
mircea_popescu: lost forever in the streets of whaledom... he's the man that never ret-urned.
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> in other lulz, http://dpaste.com/0YXY6DY << what's a cock & ball torture worksheet anyway?
shinohai: i didn't catch that, nice one hanbot
BingoBoingo: In other pr0nz https://i.imgur.com/LPbBsnu.jpg
mircea_popescu: hanbot you know, looking through it... one thing that struck me about the abundance of patently insane esl folk is, this strange, rare (from a clinical pov) tendency to minutiously document their whatevers. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: turns out, this, like most everything else in mental pathology, is actually the result of attempted curative practices
mircea_popescu: ie, that cbt shit. supposedly if you write down everything in detail instead of doing it, you'll be better.
mircea_popescu: to anyone qualified in the field it's obvious that this approach helps psychosis and hurts neurosis ; and that it's about 1000 times more likely to be picked up by the neurotic than by the psychotic. for the very fucking obvious reason that cures predicated on health are no fucking cures whatsoever omfg what school did these nitwits go to anyway!
mircea_popescu: but whatever, as long as conde nast's happy that reddit gets "user generated content" all's well.
hanbot: everyone knows you have to prepare for sucksess, what's this "doing" you speak of! it costs too much, it's better to wait, they'll do it once their real lives begin.
mircea_popescu: i don't think one third of present "first world" folk would pass a rigorous sanity check as executed by 1916 mental health practitioners. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: leaving aside how they wouldn't pass the ridicule of the flauberts of that world.
hanbot: well i imagine most women would get the "hysterical" stamp anyway.
mircea_popescu: genetics have not changed in a century ; or in ten millenia for that matter.
ben_vulpes: no shit, hanbot
mircea_popescu: education however - has. reformed out the wazoo by all sorts of ustardian/evanghelical/whatever derps.
mircea_popescu: hanbot for all the derpage about "liberation" etc - most women don't actually behave like they're old enough to be house servants.
mircea_popescu: (which was, at the time, the fate of the highly functional retards. women above 90iq actually married.)
mircea_popescu: i have no fucking idea how progress, improvement and liberation resulted in a palpable drop of 25-30 iq points across the entire population, but there it is.
hanbot: well inasmuch as liberation is a removal of filters...
mircea_popescu: it's economically masked by the fact that power leverage increased with technology, exponentially - so to run a 10`000 group then you needed 1k > 100 and 100 > 110 and at least a dozen > 120, but now 3 people over 115 suffice.
mircea_popescu: but that aside ... and incidentally THIS is why "apocalyptic" scenarios are so fucking dangerous. god only help you if you're trying to live "in the civilised world" and ANYTHING happens to keep any one of those three from his toys.
mircea_popescu: famine suddenly looks like deliverance.
diana_coman: <mircea_popescu> i have no fucking idea how progress, improvement and liberation resulted in a palpable drop of 25-30 iq points across the entire population, but there it is. <- uhm, correlation ate causation much?
mircea_popescu: and that something... doesn't have to be a meteor strike. suppose one of the three changes sides and goes full republic. what then. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: diana_coman but there's not that many alternative causations. it could either be genetic or environmental.
mircea_popescu: and since "progress" spans ALL the environment, the assessment's fair.
mircea_popescu: i do not care to distinguish which specific facet of progress did more, or most, or anything.
diana_coman: don't really know enough to say whether genetic really is simply the same for one thing
mircea_popescu: it can't change in this short a timespan.
mircea_popescu: a few generations ? that's too fast for most bacteria.
diana_coman: for the other if it is for a simple explanation, I'd go for the fact that many more used to die before they even reached 15 or whatever
diana_coman: so way more selection
mircea_popescu: that's progress, neh ?
diana_coman: maybe
mircea_popescu: but if you ask the economiasts of the statu quo, they would say yes, this is progress - fewer idiots die now than then.
mircea_popescu: modern democracy and human rights etc. progress.
hanbot: mircea_popescu i think that's supposed to go "fewer great people die from preventable causes than then"
hanbot: not that i think the victim shouldn't be blamed in such cases. an exemption for eg francis bacon would've been nice tho.
mircea_popescu: why ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: it's great for his fucking health that if he starts running around the field packing chicken with snow he catches a cold and dies.
mircea_popescu: mental health, i mean. the problem of "coffin liners" that asciilifeform discussed in the log is the direct counter to this. if they don't catch their death of cold, they lose track of themselves. this is not good. ☟︎
hanbot: i suspect nature is stocked with enough barbs to allow for the occasional narrow escape without sacrificing doom&consequence.
hanbot: but i'm in a good mood.
mircea_popescu: and people suspected the river is stocked with enough garbagemen to allow for the occasional dumping of garbage.
mircea_popescu: then it turned out it wasn't.
mircea_popescu: educating children by the sight of the whip only works in children that have lived experience with the cut of the whip. otherwise, it's just some weird churchly ritual of no meaning, power or importance.
hanbot: can't learn once they're dead, neh?
mircea_popescu: he's not alone.
hanbot: school of hardest knocks, i guess.
mircea_popescu: improving on nature is how fish tanks start with fish and end up with algae.
shinohai: https://ma.ttias.be/day-google-chrome-disabled-http2-nearly-everyone-may-15th-2016/ <<< HTTPS/2.0 apparently becomes dead for Chrome if the server's OpenSSL is lower than 1.0.2
mircea_popescu: phf interesting defect in log, see line above
mircea_popescu: shinohai https, nobody cares.
shinohai: just lulzy
shinohai: Saturday evening facesitting: http://i.4cdn.org/b/1463260904535.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://66.media.tumblr.com/34ead8001a63efc69f41de6f367b5d62/tumblr_nevtonLGDH1tme9oio1_1280.jpg << teen spirit, better.
phf: mircea_popescu: word
phf: it actually comes up a lot, like standalone "http"'s get highlighted as links
shinohai: http://hothardware.com/news/researchers-leak-personal-info-70000-okcupid-profiles heh
shinohai: I couldn't find what the outcome of their "legal options" were tho
mircea_popescu: roflmao.
hanbot: researchers now, is it.
mircea_popescu: "researchers at aarhaus university in denmark" ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: so by 2020 "university research" will consist of reading logs and naught else. win.
mircea_popescu: in yet another example of "security industry" being a bunch of useless scammers, "<Wise> Why is my fsecure antivirus stopping the http://logs.minigame.bz webpage in my browser claiming it´s suspect?"
mircea_popescu: and so it fucking does, https://search.f-secure.com/search?query=http%3A%2F%2Flogs.minigame.bz
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, the page includes NO javascript even.
mircea_popescu: the idiots are prolly regexp matching ".py" in the generated-by meta tag or somesuch idiocy.
phf: "( ) Safe. ( ) Suspicious. ( ) Harmful. (*) Seditious."
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: meanwhuile dumbass f-secure site pops all the bullshit surveys and whatnot.
mircea_popescu: the gall of these idiots.
BingoBoingo: $up Framedragger
deedbot: Framedragger voiced for 30 minutes.
Framedragger: thanks BingoBoingo
deedbot: [Qntra] Bitcoin Fork "Core" Plans To "Open Up" Contribution Process - http://qntra.net/2016/05/bitcoin-fork-core-plans-to-open-up-contribution-process/
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: are you still interested in having someone deliver http://trilema.com/2015/a-proper-social-site-for-the-bdsm-community/ ?
Framedragger: or maybe someone else knows, has anyone attempted http://trilema.com/2015/a-proper-social-site-for-the-bdsm-community/
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-14#1466510 << there is a house, in a washington suburb, next to a certain restaurant that i sometimes take pet to, it has iron door and 'high voltage sign', and claims to be an electric co substation, but has normal utility wire going to it, and sometimes lights (and curtains) in the windows. i always say, 'this is cia safehouse, perhaps i can apply to be dismembered here' ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-14 18:40 BingoBoingo waits for the eventually day when alf wanders into an embassy and the embassy doesn't let him leave.
BingoBoingo: lol, there are some of those scattered around this region too
BingoBoingo: none particularly close to where I frequent
asciilifeform: most of'em ~are~ substations
asciilifeform: esp. popular in cities
asciilifeform: i dun have a thermovisor atm so can't tell for 100%.
asciilifeform: but it would do the trick.
asciilifeform: (incidentally why should usg be doing ~all~ of the thermo-journalism!? time for free men to do their share..?)
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-14#1466517 << prisoners, when they can get hold of a pen, also do it ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-14 19:20 mircea_popescu: hanbot you know, looking through it... one thing that struck me about the abundance of patently insane esl folk is, this strange, rare (from a clinical pov) tendency to minutiously document their whatevers.
asciilifeform: it is a frequent pasttime of the dying, the quasi-dead, and the living dead, at least those among them who are even semi-literate
asciilifeform: there is this notion that writing can turn meaningless waste of life into some sort of condensed meaning
asciilifeform: and yes, it is the harness which reddit et al are powered by, just like horse harness works because the animal likes going forward
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-14#1466523 << or even 1980 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-14 19:26 mircea_popescu: i don't think one third of present "first world" folk would pass a rigorous sanity check as executed by 1916 mental health practitioners.
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/Evs
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-14#1466537 << for some peculiar reason, 'atlas' never seems to 'shrugged' in real life. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-05-14 19:32 mircea_popescu: and that something... doesn't have to be a meteor strike. suppose one of the three changes sides and goes full republic. what then.
BingoBoingo: No, the problem is the fucking scabs who keep on
deedbot: [Qntra] Altcoin Exchange Hacked, Claims $2 Million United States dollars Lost - http://qntra.net/2016/05/altcoin-exchange-hacked-claims-2-million-united-states-dollars-lost/
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: well no shit. also helps that in real life there is not a 'gulch' for them to escape to.
BingoBoingo: They could at least drop out and play Xbawkz all day
asciilifeform: on what coin
asciilifeform can't wait for mircea_popescu to wake up and comment 'you are imbecile, and reason like a slave!1111 REAL MEN can, MUST subsist on the bone marrow of their enemies! what filthy coin'
mircea_popescu: wait, what
asciilifeform: seel0gz