⏐︎ 8840
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7785 @ 0.00030775 = 2.3958 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11227 @ 0.00030775 = 3.4551 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00030734 = 3.2885 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Fun ascii_task will be an unreliable narrator on IRC this weekend!
danielpbarron: !up SquirtPrincess
SquirtPrincess: thxs <3
danielpbarron: what's up? have you sold your 0.1 or are you saving it?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7700 @ 0.00030732 = 2.3664 BTC [-] {2}
danielpbarron: !up petomenahem
SquirtPrincess: it was spent that day lol
SquirtPrincess: had to buy another 0.35 that day
danielpbarron: for what? poker?
SquirtPrincess: sure love me some hold em lol
williamdunne: seals?
BingoBoingo remembers when seals wasn't that shitty
williamdunne: I've never used it, but I appreciated what the owner did
williamdunne: Seemed roughly equivalent to MPs response to the SEC
danielpbarron: I'm gonna keep waiting for WoT poker before I mess around with any of that
williamdunne: danielpbarron: Is that being worked on? ☟︎
danielpbarron: it's on a todo list
williamdunne: Wonder what the userbase size would be for that..
BingoBoingo: Back in early 2013 you could find tables full of people who weren't botting or otherwise engaging in computer assisted play.
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Would that not be a problem with any sufficiently large platform?
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: Well yes. Once Bitcoin started getting its value up, Seals started sucking really fast.
williamdunne: Sucks seems like it should be relative when talking about a specific company in an industry, wouldn't it be fairer to say "online poker sucks"?
BingoBoingo: Well sucks compared to my early experiences with the platform.
williamdunne: Didn't look at it from that angle, good point
williamdunne: !up SquirtPrincess
BingoBoingo: Early on after I discovered it full or near full tables at any stakes, sometimes long but reasonable wait times. Some of the dumbest people would play any stakes giving a reasonable chance to make some bank. One night drinking with some friends they wanted to see Bitcoin Gambling and I acidentalied my way from 0.25 BTC to 4BTC on seals in about 45 minutes. Cjust changing stakes as I had the bankroll to do so.
SquirtPrincess: thxs <3
BingoBoingo: Later... Empty tables... Tables nowhere near full... Some stakes not being plaid at all. The generous marks replaced by botters not given to trashtalk.
williamdunne: SquirtPrincess: Welcome
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Thats a profitable evening
BingoBoingo: It was. Seals for a brief period of time was a fun frontier shithole. Then Bitcoin went up and... Suddenly it wasn't the frontier no more.
BingoBoingo: Anyways back then it was like making $80 on $5
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: What is a $? ;)
BingoBoingo: fuel
williamdunne: https://2012patriot.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/weimar-burning-money_2.jpg?w=450
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1DpbLU1 )
williamdunne: Watching some show about drug enforcement, the woman is quite insufferable. They keep discussing how dangerous drugs are and talking through how some of the worst things happened like cutting etc and each and every time it has been some sort of government action. Still can't put one plus one together.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10058 @ 0.00030775 = 3.0953 BTC [+]
danielpbarron: !up Sickboy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10050 @ 0.0003068 = 3.0833 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13443 @ 0.00030775 = 4.1371 BTC [+]
danielpbarron: !up sickboy
sickboy: what's goin down Dan? u trading well tonite
danielpbarron: who are you?
sickboy: w
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9792 @ 0.00030775 = 3.0135 BTC [+]
sickboy: I trade swaps at finex and arb futures on icbit and okcoin and make options markets on 796 ☟︎
danielpbarron: how'd you hear about this channel?
williamdunne: sickboy: Hello SickBoy, how did you come about these parts?
trinque notices a sudden influx of newbs
trinque: !up jayk
jayk: thanks
williamdunne: !up DreadKnight
trinque: you're welcome
ben_vulpes: hola pumperos
ben_vulpes: hanbot: ping
trinque: ben_vulpes: good evening! how was travel?
williamdunne: So JayK, who are you?
ben_vulpes: bueno bueno looking for a hanbot
hanbot: ben_vulpes: pong
ben_vulpes: vamanos a cafe cologne if i understand his popescuity
jayk: i was hanging around here when i was looking at mpex
jayk: that was a cpl yrs ago
hanbot: kk ben_vulpes
jayk: does assbot still dish out dirty pics? :)
ben_vulpes: that was never assbot jayk
williamdunne: jayk: if it does, not that I've seen
jayk: oh
ben_vulpes: buenos noches asshats
ben_vulpes: voy a vino cafe y helado
jayk: i forget which bot was doing that
danielpbarron: !s in other news
assbot: 350 results for 'in other news' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=in+other+news
trinque: ^ lol
jayk: .bait
jayk: it was ozbot
williamdunne: Its amazing what we can do with turing-complete code
williamdunne: amazing
williamdunne: so that is the trigger word, should have guessed that.
jayk: ;;rot13 nznmvat
gribble: amazing
williamdunne: gribble: should add the same trigger so we get a nice loop. That would be amazing
trinque: ye gods the shitposting
trinque gets BingoBoingo's fire hose
danielpbarron: !gettrust jayk
assbot: jayk is not registered in WoT.
jayk: wot?
danielpbarron: do you have a GPG key?
jayk: nope
danielpbarron: why not?
williamdunne: jayk: get one
williamdunne: !gettrust williamdunne danielpbarron
assbot: Trust relationship from user williamdunne to user danielpbarron: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/williamdunne/danielpbarron | http://w.b-a.link/user/danielpbarron
williamdunne: !gettrust mircea_popescu danielpbarron
assbot: Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user danielpbarron: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 15 via 15 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/mircea_popescu/danielpbarron | http://w.b-a.link/user/danielpbarron
williamdunne: ^WoT
jayk: williamdunne: ok i have one now
williamdunne: Now do !register yourgpgfingerprinthere
jayk: !register 7AA6 4CBF 8362 275B 2189 8697 84A1 3BE2 84D2 7F50
assbot: That does not seem to be a valid fingerprint.
williamdunne: Remove the spaces
williamdunne: jayk: 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00030775 = 3.7853 BTC [+]
jayk: !register 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50. This may take a few moments.
assbot: No valid OpenPGP data found on pgp.mit.edu.
williamdunne: assbot: gpg --send-keys pgp.mit.edu 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
jayk: !register 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50. This may take a few moments.
assbot: No valid OpenPGP data found on pgp.mit.edu.
jayk: hmm
williamdunne: OOp
williamdunne: jayk: gpg --send-keys --keyserver pgp.mit.edu 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
jayk: !register 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50
assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50. This may take a few moments.
assbot: No valid OpenPGP data found on pgp.mit.edu.
danielpbarron: did you add it to pgp.mit.edu ? because if so, it might take a sec to show up
jayk: gpg: sending key 84D27F50 to hkp server pgp.mit.edu
jayk: i assume it sent
williamdunne: Yep
williamdunne: Now try registering again
jayk: !register 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50 ☟︎
assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: 7AA64CBF8362275B2189869784A13BE284D27F50. This may take a few moments.
assbot: Key 84D27F50 / "Jeremy Koski (If I'm Not Me I'd Sure Like To Know Who The Hell Is!) <jsk1978@gmail.com>" successfully imported.
assbot: Registration successful.
jayk: ther eit is
williamdunne: There you go
jayk: just took a second to register
williamdunne: !rate jayk even newer than me
assbot: Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
williamdunne: !rate jayk 1 even newer than me
assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/cf3e1da515cea976
williamdunne: !verify assbot:williamdunne.rate.jayk.1:89527ac5ebf31f019663f101eb67aeec89f9bebd1522e94b3b900904aa7a940e
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for jayk with note: even newer than me
williamdunne: !gettrust williamdunne jayk
assbot: Trust relationship from user williamdunne to user jayk: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/williamdunne/jayk | http://w.b-a.link/user/jayk
williamdunne: There you go
jayk: cool
williamdunne: As you interact with people and do trades/jobs your reputation will increase
williamdunne: Your reputation in the WoT here is essentially your entire value
williamdunne: Treat it like you would your dearest posession; do not lend it to those you cannot trust. Protect it and attempt to earn more of it
danielpbarron: !up jayk
jayk: k
williamdunne: jayk: Anyhow, what made you come back after these years?
jayk: i was wondering if it was still around
williamdunne: jayk: Yes, it has survived in a space where most have died
jayk: yeah ive noticed lots of company have taken a hit over the last 12 months ☟︎
williamdunne: jayk: Hard industry. Year is a long time here. I'm probably not the best person to introduce you though as I am new myself
williamdunne: !up Cory
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7283 @ 0.00030669 = 2.2336 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up jayk
mircea_popescu: dude, as soon as ben_vulpes split party died
BingoBoingo: Really?
mircea_popescu: myeah
mircea_popescu: williamdunne how do you mean ? it's only defined as #mask_head_ie{position:relative; for ie, are you on ie and they changed how they break css meanwhile ?
williamdunne: I'm getting it on firefox, I'll try testing it again
williamdunne: Interesting, can't replicate the issue
mircea_popescu hasn't changed anything
mircea_popescu: maybe you got a bad (partial) page load ?
williamdunne: Yeah I have no clue what happened there
williamdunne: Possible
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how do you get home so quickly/!
mircea_popescu: heh.
ben_vulpes: i might not be able to hail a cab, but i can goose partybutt into action
ben_vulpes: now its time to audit bills
ben_vulpes: SMALLBIZLYFE
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: I haven't been able to reproduce on my version of FireFox
ben_vulpes: just call it derpcorp
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-04-2015#1102783 << you don;'t understand how braindamage works. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 16-04-2015 20:48:37; williamdunne: Which derp is responsible for marketing at Quadriga CX, and why are they wasting money advertising their Canadian exchange to someone in the UK.
mircea_popescu: but maybe they buy a nascar stadium. it'll be good for bitcoin (fm)
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: And I hope I never do
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00030775 = 2.0619 BTC [+]
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Yeah, seems issue was my side because even I can't replicate it now
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: The Trilema CSS has been by MP's declaration constant for years nao. Maybe your Firecox updated to solve the regression?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-04-2015#1102807 << no wai ?! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 16-04-2015 23:17:05; ascii_c3: because it wasn't me...
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i thought you were aware of this!
mircea_popescu: was not no.
mircea_popescu: i saw teh mitm parts
ben_vulpes: next time i will be more explicit
BingoBoingo: !s disney
assbot: 92 results for 'disney' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=disney
ben_vulpes: but directly related to box relocation desire
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1102836 << it is, actually, but we see. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 01:04:33; williamdunne: danielpbarron: Is that being worked on?
williamdunne: Impressive how much is being worked on
williamdunne: !s s.limbs
assbot: 20 results for 's.limbs' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=s.limbs
BingoBoingo: http://trilema.com/2015/random-weird-shit-2/#comment-113674
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUH7hG )
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1102867 < i lolt. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 02:26:29; sickboy: I trade swaps at finex and arb futures on icbit and okcoin and make options markets on 796
williamdunne: !s S.MNKY
assbot: 9 results for 'S.MNKY' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=S.MNKY
BingoBoingo likes how itBet with FDIC on board only changed one letter from icBit bukkit shop
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/317fd7759acf3b4b1cb9eea0784c6574/tumblr_nd091mK7En1tlpc32o1_400.gif just for jayk.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUHGrS )
mircea_popescu: it's called mining.
ben_vulpes: dude mircea_popescu i just overflowed the calculator on this pnhoe
mircea_popescu: lol ?
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: for brown gold?
mircea_popescu: williamdunne i think they call them buttcoins
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: 10/10 you beat me fair and square
BingoBoingo: ;;google they really are buttcoins nao
gribble: They really are Buttcoins nao on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao>; what is in the mind of r/buttcoin? - Bitcoin Forum: <https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=727776.0>; NEXT: 26-07-2014 - #bitcoin-assets log: <http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-07-2014>
BingoBoingo: ^ williamdunne
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu.. is.. is that your hairy asscrack on my screen?
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: The world may never know
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: what ?!
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: The big question is the spots on the mirror. Jizz or toothpaste.
williamdunne: Oh hang on, its not. Its a talker just re-read the mpoe-pr
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_on_tour
BingoBoingo: Hello Mr. unreliabru narrator
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Yeah thats pretty gross
ascii_on_tour: danke BingoBoingo
ben_vulpes: gasp
mircea_popescu: williamdunne some dude called himself klye iirc.
ben_vulpes: it is the verboten handle!
ascii_on_tour: mega-expedition here
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Gotta appreciate the dedication
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1102971 << s.mpoe is down what, 50% ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 03:11:16; jayk: yeah ive noticed lots of company have taken a hit over the last 12 months
ben_vulpes: ascii_orc: did you reabsorb all the water you lost today?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Earlier than klye, for the buttcointalk thread up "Jordan"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo o ? i thought it was him.
ben_vulpes: ascii_orc: aha now that's clever
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Klye also made Buttcoin but later and for far less
BingoBoingo: The Jordan dude was a one and done
ascii_on_tour: false alarm
ascii_on_tour: bad config on this piece of jetsam
ascii_on_tour: overdue for scrapyard
ben_vulpes: apocrypha
ascii_on_tour: naturally
BingoBoingo: ascii_on_tour: Anyone local check to make sure you aren't imposter in latex mask?
ascii_on_tour: though good live fire test for the whole concept
ascii_on_tour: what said unsigned - apocrypha always
ben_vulpes: ya well talk to me when you find your keys again
ben_vulpes: IMPOSTOR
ascii_on_tour: ergo if i give the launch codes now - take a minute to think
ascii_on_tour: before launching.
ascii_on_tour: said the shannonizer.
BingoBoingo: Attack plan R?
BingoBoingo: OPE?
ascii_on_tour: variant xy
BingoBoingo: CRM-114?
ben_vulpes: green team you are not cleared for operation tango in my butt
BingoBoingo: Paging Herr Doktor Merkwürdigliebe
ascii_on_tour is finding mars unexpectedly wet
ben_vulpes: ah it can't go on for very long
ben_vulpes: clouds don't really have a lot of water in them
ascii_on_tour: l0l
ascii_on_tour: ben_vulpes: i did figure out how to work the cabs
ascii_on_tour: have to catch it - physically.
ben_vulpes: some orc
ascii_on_tour: like animal
ben_vulpes: i was planning to actually jump in front of the next one too, aha
ascii_on_tour: this is probably sop per local orcraft
ben_vulpes: brainorcage
ascii_on_tour: no i just grabbed hold of the door handle when it went
ben_vulpes: haha
ascii_on_tour: opened.
ben_vulpes: "oh, door is open? guess should stahp"
BingoBoingo: Such informative research
ben_vulpes: my cabbie: "hay mucho lluvia!"
ascii_on_tour: fella inside had a picture he studied at every light; 'wanted' photo of a car
BingoBoingo: Is "black car" a mode of transport in hardware #b-a?
ascii_on_tour: several angles of photo plus license plate
ben_vulpes: me: (no shit, idiot) "si, si. hotel redacto, por favor?"
ascii_on_tour: BingoBoingo: black car ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_on_tour: Like taxi, but only on hire in advance basis
ascii_on_tour: BingoBoingo: limousine ?
ascii_on_tour: no idea.
BingoBoingo: ascii_on_tour: Limousine or similar premise, but shorter
ascii_on_tour: i only even took cab because happily waltzed into opposite compass direction from what was given
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ah i seem to vaguely reclal this
ascii_on_tour: because thought was walking on moebius strip or the like.
mircea_popescu: <ascii_on_tour> false alarm << heh.
ascii_on_tour: 'burned on hot - will blow on cold' (™) (R)
mircea_popescu: <ascii_on_tour> ergo if i give the launch codes now - take a minute to think << you don't understand how launching works.
ascii_on_tour: 'ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die' (tm)
ascii_on_tour: yes.
ascii_on_tour: btw mitm is real
ascii_on_tour: still there as far as i can tell.
ascii_on_tour: ssh over whatever port.
mircea_popescu: im sure it's for your own safetit.
ascii_on_tour: l0lziez
mircea_popescu: !up liquidassets
mircea_popescu: ascii_on_tour so what is this zblatnik thing then ?
liquidassets: thanks mp you're the man
ascii_on_tour: wut
mircea_popescu: i dunno, it's in the email you sent me ?
ascii_on_tour: wut??
ascii_on_tour: sent?
mircea_popescu: you didn't send me an email just now ?
ascii_on_tour: no!
mircea_popescu: o wow. it must be that i'm fucking with you then :D
ascii_on_tour suspected
ascii_on_tour: because 'z'
mircea_popescu: liquidassets who're you ?
ascii_on_tour: what are we now, czechs?
mircea_popescu: ascii_on_tour sound zlegit.
ascii_on_tour: zaha
ascii_on_tour: zsure.
ben_vulpes: zamassl
liquidassets: not even my real nick, if I had one, been reading logs for awhile now, been here a few times before
mircea_popescu: aha
liquidassets: can't get the hang of gpg...more reading
mircea_popescu: "this is not even my REAL pseudonym"
ben_vulpes: liquidassets: wtf is a real nick?
mircea_popescu: toolate.gif
ascii_on_tour: 'was shakespeare written by shakespeare, or other man of that name' (™) (R)
BingoBoingo: liquidassets: GPG can be leanred with concentration.
liquidassets: the one I originally wanted to use before I lost my password, or stopped working, or got ddosed...
ben_vulpes: next up: mircea_popescu firsting
mircea_popescu: ascii_on_tour believe it or not academic careers arew built on this
liquidassets: on and on...
mircea_popescu: like they are on every other meaningless (and so thereforee unverifiable) distinction
ascii_on_tour knew, even knew of the gzip paper
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00030608 = 2.9996 BTC [-] {2}
ascii_on_tour: (the one where gzip is demonstrated as mega-authorship-authenticator instrument)
ascii_on_tour: https://2012patriot.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/weimar-burning-money_2.jpg?w=450 << mega-l0l because,
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CULNUS )
ascii_on_tour: we had this stove.
BingoBoingo wonders if MPEx would be interested in Onion futures if I manage to escape wire, simply because US demands Onions not have futures
ascii_on_tour: mega-chick also, in the photo
ben_vulpes: mega what how?
ascii_on_tour: ben_vulpes: 'money oven' photo, linked
ben_vulpes: oh i understand but in what way mega babe?
ascii_on_tour: in painting by imagination.
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/chrissanders88/status/588783110956785664
assbot: OH: “If you are the crazy shotgun guy and people want to test you then you just arent crazy enough."
ascii_on_tour: http://33.media.tumblr.com/317fd7759acf3b4b1cb9eea0784c6574/tumblr_nd091mK7En1tlpc32o1_400.gif << fucksaw (TM)
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1G2L3nV )
ascii_on_tour: !s fucksaw
assbot: 0 results for 'fucksaw' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=fucksaw
ben_vulpes: ascii_on_tour: how explain IP?
ben_vulpes: also how explain no results for fucksaw
ascii_on_tour: connected to access point across the street
ascii_on_tour: 'linksys;
ascii_on_tour: try yourself
mircea_popescu: ascii_on_tour everyone had that stove.
ascii_on_tour: mircea_popescu: ever orc north of equator
ascii_on_tour: *every
mircea_popescu: no, this is a vienna thing.
mircea_popescu: hence the "vienese smokes" specification for them
mircea_popescu: viense smoke = best smoke.
liquidassets: can anyone tell me if this VPN is something I don't want to use? I found this green gorilla thing next to the freenode login from #b-a's main page. Thought it was the cloak I was looking for. Don't believe it is as it's made logging into Thunderbird and Craigslist impossible without turning it off
ascii_on_tour: wut
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/32v8ko/new_york_update_former_nyse_ceo_to_teraexchange/cqf6xnh
assbot: ButterNubber comments on New York Update: Former NYSE CEO to TeraExchange Former FDIC Chair to itBit ... ( http://bit.ly/1G2LsXH )
ascii_on_tour: liquidassets: run moar winblows
mircea_popescu: "all of our servers are busy right now
mircea_popescu: please try again in a minute"
mircea_popescu: plox stop linking reddit, we're slashdotting them.
ascii_on_tour: poor bugg3rz
liquidassets: on a mac...
BingoBoingo: liquidassets: stick pogoplug in library with wifi, use as VPN entry point
liquidassets: can I get one soon??
ascii_on_tour: liquidassets: what would you bring through american airport? a vax ?
liquidassets: pogoplug I thought no such bought them all
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: But it's the big exposure of Qntra's follow up to BitPay 9 layoff forbes is trying to steal
ascii_on_tour: liquidassets: l0l aha they are here.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo doh.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo they just "found it on the internet".
liquidassets: did you opt for pat down ascii?
BingoBoingo: I mean it i only the second big time insiders decided to leak qntra first, because qntra respects leaks
ascii_on_tour: liquidassets: opted for default
ascii_on_tour: which appears to consist of 'hurry the fuck up, we don't care what's in the crate'
ascii_on_tour: seriously, mega-ass-inspection-fail
ben_vulpes: bienvenidos a argentina
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_on_tour
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_on_tour continue unreliable narratodor
ben_vulpes: donde nadie dale las mierdas
ascii_orc: l0l
ascii_orc: ben_vulpes et al will ask my meatbag the next day, aha
ascii_orc: ' —Y mientras tanto qué comemos —preguntó, y agarró al coronel por el cuello de la franela. Lo sacudió con energía—. Dime, qué comemos. El coronel necesitó setenta y cinco años —los setenta y cinco años de su vida, minuto a minuto— para llegar a ese instante. Se sintió puro, explícito, invencible, en el momento de responder. — Mierda.' (TM)
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/588935101712437248
assbot: Biggest news today in the /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash space by a mile. itBit landed none other then Sheila Blaire for their board! http://t.co/fn5VA2XdFx
ascii_orc: http://www.literatura.us/garciamarquez/coronel.html << where else
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1G2MG5h )
ascii_orc: BingoBoingo: you oughta have come here.
ascii_orc: 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.' (TM)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16329 @ 0.0003065 = 5.0048 BTC [+] {3}
ascii_orc: http://trilema.com/2015/random-weird-shit-2/ << obligatory su lul: '— one day, shell landed in a trench. all the men went up. at the end of the day, we turned up an arse and a set of limbs, no head, no torso. — what did you do? — if the head had turned up, it could be a man again. but naturally - it is top brass now. what else.'
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1G2OvPm )
BingoBoingo: ascii_orc: But how is the steak?
ascii_orc: almost alive.
ascii_orc: could almost 'moo' in mouth. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Beautiful
BingoBoingo: Next month should be an inflection point that ends god awful multi-year misdemeanor proceedings
ascii_orc: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/random-weird-shit3.jpg << i bet it was put to use. at least once.
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1aCrTr1 )
ascii_orc to bed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00030369 = 1.2299 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market buttstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 224.73, Best ask: 225.26, Bid-ask spread: 0.53000, Last trade: 224.83, 24 hour volume: 10271.83165616, 24 hour low: 223.5, 24 hour high: 229.67, 24 hour vwap: 227.079143186
Chillum: mircea_popescu: You expressed on interest in my super simple war walking device I am working on. I have made PCB design and ordered 4 prototype boards(only $20): http://images.highinbc.com.s3.amazonaws.com/TinyWar_PCB.png - The circuit basically bridges an ESP8266 ESP-01, a RYN25AI, and 2 AA batteries. The rest is software ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JOTKka )
Chillum: Looks like it can be built for $26-30 worth of parts, less if made in bulk
Chillum: J1,J2 and J3 are just headers for the prototype of if I sell them I will go surface mount
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 352461 | Current Difficulty: 4.944639068824144E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 352799 | Next Difficulty In: 338 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 days, 15 hours, 22 minutes, and 30 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 47768661760.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -3.39303
Chillum: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.77, Best ask: 225.84, Bid-ask spread: 0.07000, Last trade: 225.86, 24 hour volume: 20324.16463538, 24 hour low: 224.55, 24 hour high: 230.0, 24 hour vwap: None
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Quick question
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Can you answer?
felipelalli: Hi BingoBoingo! Sure.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25550 @ 0.00030775 = 7.863 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: What virtues would Brazil have to offer a person expatriating the United States of Lulz?
Chillum: This is what I am doing in the mean-time: http://images.highinbc.com.s3.amazonaws.com/TinyWar_Perf.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JOW62C )
felipelalli: What do you mean with "of Lulz"?
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Well, all those ways the US sucks that we don't talk about. Like way too many people I went to school with living in tri-generational homes.
BingoBoingo: Like people do in the poorest parts of Asia
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: are you from U.S.? Do you intends to do as Roger Ver did? Something like that?
BingoBoingo: Not as Roger Ver did. If I manage to leave alive I intend to do it with both middle fingers out of a cheap Saturn sedan.
BingoBoingo: I wonder mostly... where do I park the Saturn
felipelalli: ahahha :)
BingoBoingo: I'm wondering if Brazil has compelling places and characteristics that justify getting Portugese ☟︎
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The few salaried Gawler folk get scared http://gawker.com/why-weve-decided-to-organize-1698246231
assbot: Why We've Decided to Organize  ... ( http://bit.ly/1JOYbvu )
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: well, the Brazil is a very complicated country. We have like 60~70% of taxes, but our government is very corrupt and inefficient. So, the people try to avoid to pay taxes, but some taxes are impossible to avoid. As a reference, you can buy a new March (small car of Nissan) 1.6 here for US$ 13,000.00 and you can't import your old Saturn. Used car import is prohibited. Also, a negative point is the huge urban violence.
felipelalli: And you can't defend your self because personal weapon is very tackled, both culturally and the by the government.
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: But with money you can live well here. I like the State of São Paulo, where I live, and I like my city Campinas. There are nice cities around here, like Sorocaba or Águas de São Pedro.
BingoBoingo: Corrupt and inefficient is good, but somewhere between Laredo nd Nuevo Laredo I would indeed like to acquire a 1911
felipelalli: despite all the problems, precisely because it is inefficient and corrupt, I feel more free here than I feel in U.S. (where I went sometimes) or in Australia (where I lived for one year) ☟︎
felipelalli: I fell more free in relation of the government pressure, but not about the urban violence.
felipelalli: in Australia I was used to walk at dawn, and here it is dangerous.
felipelalli: I was assaulted at least 4 times in my life. Last time it was in 2008 I guess.
funkenstein_: i had a dream about the south american map night before last
funkenstein_: the countries were stretched like thin strips like they were all chile
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: I have two friends from U.S. living here. Well, at least one. One of them I think already went back to U.S.
trinque: funkenstein_: can't carry a knife? if not a gun?
trinque: * felipelalli ^
funkenstein_: brazil had a really fat part in the south out in front of b.a.
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: I can introduce them to you and you can ask them.
funkenstein_: and i had to identify them on the map using a javascript phrase like js.equalsVerify("brazil")
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: I have time, now might not be the right one yet
felipelalli: trinque: you can carry a knife, it is ok!
felipelalli: trinque: you can carry also a gun, because the police is almost absent. But you run the risk of being arrested. And you do not want to be arrested here!!
felipelalli: funkenstein_: lol
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: sure! But if you want I can introduce these two friends to you! One of them didn't like Brazil too much, I guess he already went back to U.S. The other one loves the beach here, but he complain about the insecurity, his house was robbed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17008 @ 0.00030312 = 5.1555 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8075 @ 0.00030108 = 2.4312 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: I'll wait for introductions until I'm out
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Maybe you've been missing the news, but US police don't arrest armed persons very much anymore.
BingoBoingo: They do indeed do something, but that something is far from arrest...
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: it is a good news, isn't it? I know in U.S. you can carry a gun. I was saying here in Brazil. Here you can because the police almost doest not exist, but if you are caught, you'll be arrested.
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: What I mean by "far from arrest" in the US context is that rather than handcuffing a person the prefer to handcuff cadavears
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: auehaueauu that's news for me!
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: I thought it was guaranteed by the constitution.
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: I'll send you an email with their contacts.
BingoBoingo: Oh, shooting moving targets is the US police greatest pastime
felipelalli: auehaueauhea
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "BTC to top $700 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1128/ Odds: 8(Y):92(N) by coin, 9(Y):91(N) by weight. Total bet: 161.66584834 BTC. Current weight: 58,179.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.0002988 = 1.7032 BTC [-]
felipelalli: BingoBoingo: maybe this video can summarize the Brazilian spirit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PjrTOjxjxk
assbot: HUAHUEHUAHUE BR BR (Animated Version) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1b98PSn )
BingoBoingo: The tldr; situation on Gawker is Denton paid HamNo for too long and now he is focusing all his "pro-labor" effort on unionizing Gawker's editorial staff. No mention that editorial means management and as a rule management doesn't unionize.
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Not very big on summaries here
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26386 @ 0.0002983 = 7.8709 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00030398 = 3.9213 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: heh http://andrewdieppa.kinja.com/indecent-exposure-or-the-fetlife-security-hole-1688251638
assbot: Indecent Exposure, or the FetLife Security Hole ... ( http://bit.ly/1CSBC4n )
mircea_popescu: wtf is kinja
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14334 @ 0.00030775 = 4.4113 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: btw danielpbarron : see if https://twitter.com/fnxTX feels like coming by here sometime ?
assbot: JJ 「ᶜᶦᵗᶦᶻᵉᶯᶠᶦᵛᵉ」 (@fnxTX) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1CSBDVR )
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Kinja is blogger, but offered by Gawker instead of Google
mircea_popescu: oic
BingoBoingo: For the drinkingrecord blog I've had a title to write in que on why kinja is a shit proposition for the individual blogger, but... time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17951 @ 0.00030775 = 5.5244 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: seems kinda obscure anyway
BingoBoingo: It is, why it fell on the backburner. They've pushed it, but their "values" make things such that the potential audience who could use it is too small.
mircea_popescu: myeah
BingoBoingo: OH, and since I can't be there, announcement for con 3. Since last con I have abused derp sportsbooks and CoinBase Inc. to taint no less than 750 BTC with my stench.
mircea_popescu: whassat ?
BingoBoingo: Oh, I've been gambling on shady books which keep their public wallet addresses big and directly depositing to CoinBase. Contributing to the death of the idea of taint.
mircea_popescu: haha ok
BingoBoingo: Been mixing coins definitely mine by legacy addresses with big wallets and going straight from the big wallets to CoinBase, because fuck it.
BingoBoingo: Working with minimal budget I've been cross taiting a number of coins across groups who I know don't want it.
BingoBoingo: (outside of #b-a sphere)
funkenstein_: why would anyone care? unspent outputs are unspent outputs, something else going to an address is just another unspent output.
funkenstein_: not like I ever have to touch dust you send to an address I control
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103255 <<< where abouts in australia did ya stay? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 07:26:01; felipelalli: despite all the problems, precisely because it is inefficient and corrupt, I feel more free here than I feel in U.S. (where I went sometimes) or in Australia (where I lived for one year)
cazalla: !up felipelalli
felipelalli: cazalla: Brisbane, Queensland.
cazalla: oh really? queensland is like most racist state in all the lands
felipelalli: cazalla: really? I didn't realize that.
cazalla: might've been qld cops that killed a brazillian for simply running away
felipelalli: cazalla: ah! yeah. that was I said.
cazalla: seems it was Sydney, oh well http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Beto_Laudisio
assbot: Death of Beto Laudisio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAw7Lj )
mircea_popescu: aaaaannnnd... http://trilema.com/2015/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-iii/
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAw9Tq )
felipelalli: cazalla: I said I didn't feel free there in relation to the police/state, only that I could walk at night on street.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, aaaaaaaaaannnnnd not a single one from melbourne, australia
felipelalli: cazalla: I remember well this case.
cazalla: felipelalli, it caught a lot of attention in the media here, not sure abroad (although when indian students get bashed/murdered, indian media goes bananas)
mircea_popescu: cazalla imagine that.
felipelalli: cazalla: also here. But you have no idea how much people are killed by police here. If they'd create a new entry on Wikipedia about all cases the Wikipedia would run out of space!! ahhaha
mircea_popescu: some from queensland...
felipelalli: mircea_popescu: how did you make this list?
mircea_popescu: see http://trilema.com/2015/fetlife-the-meat-market/ ?
assbot: Fetlife, the meat market on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAxjhL )
felipelalli: wow
funkenstein_: i have an idea, lets give a bunch of idiots uniforms and guns and see what happens
mircea_popescu: During the inquest, the cause of death was also not determined. Various causes of death were, however, specifically ruled out. These were:
mircea_popescu: i. The tasering, either in drive stun or probe mode Experts determined that there was insufficient electricity to have caused a heart rhythm disruption in drive stun mode, nor were any pair of probes positioned either side of the heart (as was the case in scholarly articles in which it has been suggested that Taser may have caused ventricular fibrillation)
mircea_popescu: dude check that out. how do the tasers work, by invoking manna from heaven ?
cazalla: http://i.imgur.com/rKg0J0M.jpg <<< garza's wife again
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAxFoL )
mircea_popescu: notbad. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: is that a handcarved pole behind her, in between those corner windows ?
mircea_popescu: i seem to remember very similar windows...
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_: The point is the FBI and Treasury department showed up at my front door. I know full well I am watched. Vehicles park in my neighborhood without known possession. If they will deny me life as such then I will be Xoas, the gap.
BingoBoingo: If I must be minded, why not be the gap?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103214 << ahaha good one. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 05:35:33; ascii_orc: could almost 'moo' in mouth.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103223 << pretty cool shit. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 06:44:55; Chillum: mircea_popescu: You expressed on interest in my super simple war walking device I am working on. I have made PCB design and ordered 4 prototype boards(only $20): http://images.highinbc.com.s3.amazonaws.com/TinyWar_PCB.png - The circuit basically bridges an ESP8266 ESP-01, a RYN25AI, and 2 AA batteries. The rest is software
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103247 << imo brazil is headed straight for mexico fail mode. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 07:18:49; BingoBoingo: I'm wondering if Brazil has compelling places and characteristics that justify getting Portugese
mircea_popescu: this is not recoverable. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: If already man, why not myth and legend?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Been my present Brazil objection
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the gawker shit kicks ass.
mircea_popescu: and whether ben_vulpes objects or not, i can only see it in terms of "qntra model ruined gawker, because bitcoin is the world eater"
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I's seriously qntra it up now if wasn't contemplating legend atm
mircea_popescu: "as journalism has moved online and flourished over the past 20 years" "good times (which our company enjoys now), and even more in bad times (which will inevitably come)"
mircea_popescu: hahaha. if the past 20 years is flourishing, and the current "we don't pay you anything, write for free" thing is good times...
mircea_popescu: but he's right : worse times are coming.
felipelalli: mircea_popescu: it is also easy to extract all photos from the site, like this one: https://fetlife.com/users/70387/pictures/978791
assbot: Login - FetLife ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAzhP7 )
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: "Nobody is seeking to hurt this company, or plunder it for all it's worth, or find a way to attack the people that run it. We're just trying to make it a bit more functional, and a bit more fair."
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: tl;dr : gawker is sinking, people desperate, fighting over carcass begun.
mircea_popescu: it had to happen, after all.
felipelalli: lol! they have a "accept of terms" when you create the account something like "please keep it anonymous".
mircea_popescu: everyone trying to foist the actual doing of their actual job on everyone else, it's a thing
mircea_popescu: called "welfare state"
funkenstein_: Bingobongo, Xoas?
funkenstein_: <mircea_popescu> tl;dr : gawker is sinking, people desperate, fighting over carcass begun. <-- and so it begins
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_: Greek, English alphabet Chaos
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
funkenstein_: thank you
funkenstein_: re: mind the gap, i am moving out of fiat mordor in a few days
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_: Historically the term means something very different than in 20th century English
BingoBoingo wonders how many USG stooges will be billed to read Heraclitus nao
funkenstein_: "abyss, that which gapes wide open, is vast and empty,"
funkenstein_: the ocean of the undescriptable
funkenstein_: nyarlathotep
funkenstein_: mind the gap indeed eh?
BingoBoingo: Indeed
BingoBoingo: Unaddressed movie consequences "Man of Steel" (2013), everyone has arthritis nao
punkman: g'day asseteers
funkenstein_: g'day punkman
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/YhKUqXu.png a day after the frenchies publish this... http://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2013/08/16/des-seismes-sans-precedent-historique-sont-possibles-en-europe_3462489_3244.html
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yABZUY )
assbot: Des séismes sans précédent historique sont possibles en Europe ... ( http://bit.ly/1yABZV2 )
punkman: pretty good shake last night
punkman: maybe Χαος is feeling frisky
BingoBoingo: But yes, since the Feds showed up at my door I have done my best to be a complete dick who either controls hundreds of dollars of BTC or hundreds of thousands (maybe millions, I'm an ass like that)
funkenstein_ sends greetings to all at the b-a mtg in b-a, sends energy to ensure it will b-a success
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: cool deal.
mircea_popescu: punkman what if crete goes to look for atlantida ?
punkman: argentina looks like a good place to be considering tectonics
punkman: or maybe australia
BingoBoingo: punkman: Techtonically atlantic coasts, generally much safer
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/03/federal-agents-who-persecuted-ulbricht-arrested/#comment-16168 << o.O ☟︎
assbot: Federal Agents Who Persecuted Ulbricht Arrested | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1yACoGT )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8827 @ 0.00030459 = 2.6886 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo errs on the side of underestimating the worth of his meat to USG
punkman: mircea_popescu: last big one pushed western part of the island about 10 meters upwards. so more likely to rise than sink.
cazalla: https://hashtalk.org/topic/36590/this-industry-makes-me-sick <<< lol http://dpaste.com/3ZK2ST8.txt
assbot: HashTalk - Ideas, Talk, and Hardware - Bitcoin & Scrypt Mining ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAEEhr )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yAEG96 )
punkman: hah, win "Calling the employers of developers, that are giving their free time to paycoin, to get them fired? Calling and texting the parents of developers to tell them their child is part of scam?"
mircea_popescu: punkman the titanic rose before it sunk.
mircea_popescu: well... they ARE part of a scam.
punkman: and they aren't even getting paid...
mircea_popescu: typical idiocy, that.
mircea_popescu: gawker doing exactly the same posturing
mircea_popescu: "for the future".
punkman: cazalla, are there more pics?
mircea_popescu: the theory being that i am somehow obliged to BELIEVE their pretense, and pay them accordingly. which is why all teh anger when i go "orly, gawker ?"
cazalla: i can't imagine his wife is that upset, had what.. 3 kids and still has a rockin' body
mircea_popescu: cazalla yah, nothing to be ashamed of there.
cazalla: punkman, bitcointalk thread references some others but seems deleted or something
mircea_popescu: "Have I made mistakes? Yes. Have I owned them? Yes And am I still trying to "
mircea_popescu: lmao.
mircea_popescu: he should be on fetlife.
fluffypony: "What's more is they laugh about people loosing money."
fluffypony: loosing money?
fluffypony: the money! she is loose!
mircea_popescu: "my wife is loosin' money!"
mircea_popescu: garza, delousing money. since 2013
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: "your honor... this money was very lossy to begin with!"
fluffypony: "I should've used TIFF, but I chose JPEG"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4711 @ 0.00029743 = 1.4012 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: lol, unlike Garza to taint hundreds to thousands of BTC with my stink I required no scam
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: For the qntra can you get lots of pictures of groups of the pale devils at BTCAfrica?
cazalla: BingoBoingo, drinking?
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Yup
fluffypony: BingoBoingo: I will
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Cool
cazalla: tempted to keep my beers until tmw night
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Big reveal was planned sober though. Many non-Wotty outfits handle too much money and could use some WoT stink anyways
cazalla: well your stash must tend towards the millions if this taint is widespread :P
BingoBoingo: cazalla: You don't understand how fundamentally these services are broken. You can withdraw Bitcents from addresses with hundreds of BTC
BingoBoingo: !up mogreen How's your eye?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.0002942 = 3.7069 BTC [-] {2}
mogreen: BingoBoingo: My eye? Why would you be asking about my eye?
BingoBoingo: mogreen: Haven't you seen the movie?
mogreen: BingoBoingo: nope
BingoBoingo: mogreen: Oh, if I'm talking through a time warp watch out for the massage table and the big wop with the flowerbox.
mogreen: BingoBoingo: noted, thx
BingoBoingo: So how's vegas?
mogreen: BingoBoingo: still in my future I guess
mogreen: BingoBoingo: I presently have no plans to visit vegas
BingoBoingo: I have no sensible explanation for your irc nick then mogreen
mogreen: BingoBoingo: even ppl who don't go to vegas need mo' green!
BingoBoingo: Oh, boring weed reference
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43500 @ 0.00028851 = 12.5502 BTC [-] {3}
funkenstein_: i thought you were talking about the candlestick charts usd/btc
BingoBoingo: Nah
funkenstein_: namecoin has been quite volatile for a couple days
funkenstein_: which is my clumsy segue for asking a question
funkenstein_: what do you think about putting gpg fingerprint in namecoin database
funkenstein_: instead of e.t. "mit server"
funkenstein_: *e.g.
funkenstein_: or even full pubkey
funkenstein_: in name value pair like "/k funkenstein","<pubkey>"
funkenstein_: or some such?
funkenstein_: !up felipelalli
cazalla: !up felipelalli
funkenstein_: seems like a good idea to me but nobody uses it as far as i can tell
funkenstein_: http://wiki.namecoin.info/index.php?title=Identity#GPG
assbot: Identity - Namecoin Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1Heo1t0 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11911 @ 0.0002999 = 3.5721 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27828 @ 0.00030545 = 8.5001 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31762 @ 0.00030775 = 9.7748 BTC [+]
funkenstein_: http://thedailywtf.com/articles/nothing-refreshes-like-lorem-ipsum
assbot: Nothing Refreshes like Lorem Ipsum - The Daily WTF ... ( http://bit.ly/1JPznn1 )
funkenstein_: !up CheckDavid
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83600 @ 0.00029343 = 24.5307 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13367 @ 0.00030775 = 4.1137 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40400 @ 0.00030775 = 12.4331 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00030775 = 2.3235 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46400 @ 0.00030775 = 14.2796 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81800 @ 0.0002833 = 23.1739 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81500 @ 0.00028554 = 23.2715 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70655 @ 0.00029359 = 20.7436 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14245 @ 0.00030284 = 4.314 BTC [+]
mats: good morning
mats: Bloomberg down, finance workers shit themselves
ben_vulpes: achtung pumperos!
ben_vulpes: to the showers and thence the lobby!
ben_vulpes: y despues, desayuno?
mircea_popescu: !up sosamendez
mircea_popescu: !up DigitalDayTrader
sosamendez: will there be any windows releases of the protocol from the bitcoin foundation?
sosamendez: http://thebitcoin.foundation/
assbot: ..::[ The Bitcoin Foundation ]::.. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ykJZq5 )
sosamendez: im talking about this one
ben_vulpes: no.
mircea_popescu: sosamendez you can compile it if you wish, and sign the copy
ben_vulpes: sosamendez: wincrud was explicitly stripped from the codebase.
mircea_popescu: whether anyone uses it or not i guess depends on how credible you seem to them
mod6: hola amigos :]
cazalla: safety isn't guaranteed sosamendez
ben_vulpes: doing anything related to keys on a windows machine is baaaaad sosamendez
ben_vulpes: hola mod6
mircea_popescu: come andan ?
ben_vulpes: i wish my spanish were good enough to pun on andan and adonde
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: anyway, powernap time.
ben_vulpes: wait first why would i object to qntra gawker whatever
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [09:26] and whether ben_vulpes objects or not, i can only see it in terms of "qntra model ruined gawker, because bitcoin is the world eater" << suppose i'll ask over afternoon coffees
sosamendez: mircea: how you enjoying argentina
sosamendez: compared to romania
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23100 @ 0.00029628 = 6.8441 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81500 @ 0.00029582 = 24.1093 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9409 @ 0.00029628 = 2.7877 BTC [+]
mod6 feels like a new man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63100 @ 0.00029582 = 18.6662 BTC [-]
davout: ben_vulpes mod6 you ready?
mod6: yeah!
mod6: sorry was just messing with my openbsd wifi
mod6: should I head down to the lobby?
mod6: aight, im just gonna head down there. c-ya in a bit.
davout: mod6: yep, heading down there now
ben_vulpes: vamanos!
ben_vulpes: vamanos!
Chillum: Fritzing is a great tool. I love how after building your circuit you can order $5 prototype boards
Chillum: hardware hacking is cool ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 114700 @ 0.00029136 = 33.419 BTC [-] {2}
Chillum: I have never understood how a 1 paragraph post that links to a full article somehow makes it to the top of google searches. They are adding basically nothing
danielpbarron: height=327079 vs height=224268
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27550 @ 0.00029523 = 8.1336 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55850 @ 0.00029524 = 16.4892 BTC [+]
mats: jesus, Slack got a 160mn round at 2.8B valuation
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43338 @ 0.0002915 = 12.633 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6118 @ 0.00028914 = 1.769 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43200 @ 0.000296 = 12.7872 BTC [+] {2}
davout: ;;ticker --eur
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitfinex. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the (1 more message)
davout: ;;ticker --currency eur
gribble: Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.
davout: ;;ticker --currency EUR
gribble: Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.
davout: ;;ticker --currency EUR
gribble: Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.
davout: ;;ticker --market bc
gribble: OKCoin BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 222.405279, Best ask: 222.456895, Bid-ask spread: 0.05162, Last trade: 222.456895, 24 hour volume: 109476.961, 24 hour low: 221.324569, 24 hour high: 230.426728, 24 hour vwap: None
davout: ;;ticker --currency EUR
gribble: Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.
davout: fuck you gribbleh
adlai: https://i.imgur.com/vpszC6u.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1FSy42T )
adlai: https://twitter.com/OKCoinBTC/status/588983995519533056
assbot: We are aware of the issues surrounding today's settlement. Thanks for your patience as we fix the problem. All funds are accounted for.
adlai: https://twitter.com/OKCoinBTC/status/589002676446171138
assbot: Update: OKCoin will resume operations as usual later today. Trades made post 4pm Beijing time will be retracted.
adlai: hooray for playmoney
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Light Sweet Crude Oil (WTI) to drop under $35 before June " http://bitbet.us/bet/1129/ Odds: 5(Y):95(N) by coin, 7(Y):93(N) by weight. Total bet: 26.21280975 BTC. Current weight: 52,009.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36820 @ 0.00028914 = 10.6461 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65700 @ 0.00029901 = 19.645 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57460 @ 0.00029093 = 16.7168 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40097 @ 0.00030229 = 12.1209 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: !up rofei
trinque: BingoBoingo: anyone figure out whether ascii was fucking around or if that was an actual impersonator? ☟︎
BingoBoingo: No idea. Likely one or more impersonators. ☟︎
jurov: who? the bolivia one?
jurov: maybe it's nsa and s.nsa are plying spy games
BingoBoingo: Spy vs. Accidental Spy
kakobrekla: fucking around would require leaving the bed
jurov: why? escort won't come to the room?
kakobrekla: thats not around. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70944 @ 0.00030548 = 21.672 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34400 @ 0.0003103 = 10.6743 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00030443 = 2.679 BTC [-] {2}
mats: http://www.phrack.com/papers/modern_objc_exploitation.html
assbot: .:: Phrack Magazine ::. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ISXu6A )
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/04/seized-bitcoin-atm-returned/
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1NQuJ )
trinque: man phrack has a great header image
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32480 @ 0.00030368 = 9.8635 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82150 @ 0.0002973 = 24.4232 BTC [-] {2}
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell ben_vulpes but what if i wanna advertise my pgp version and its implied affiliations ? also, sorry for skipping your scoop mention in the cavirtex article, it just seemed a little tardy to have mentioned it. ☟︎
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2015/04/14#mutable_1286568 << power rangers lulz
assbot: The Argyle Sweater Comic Strip, April 14, 2015 on GoComics.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1CXcQ1O )
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/17/mirceas-hierarchy-of-needs-a-letter/
assbot: Mircea’s Hierarchy of Needs, a letter. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1CXdLzf )
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103404 << that qntra commenter eh. lol so he doesn't understand things so i'm wrong "because reasons" and therefore other things and such. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-04-2015 09:50:11; mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/03/federal-agents-who-persecuted-ulbricht-arrested/#comment-16168 << o.O
cazalla: that atm article BingoBoingo.. few weeks ago we got a comment bitching about my original article but it was on an article not even relevant, i assumed it was someone using a bot to just seo the guys name or something, (you can see it in the trash)
BingoBoingo: Interesting
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.0003102 = 5.8938 BTC [+]
cazalla: ip is from thailand too, perhaps he hired someone to do pr for him (see all the typos?) seeing his name is linked everywhere with the arrest
BingoBoingo: Ah, k so PR spam
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4427 @ 0.0003102 = 1.3733 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32100 @ 0.00029164 = 9.3616 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24415 @ 0.00029444 = 7.1888 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34101 @ 0.00029919 = 10.2027 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10999 @ 0.0003103 = 3.413 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28271 @ 0.0003103 = 8.7725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 120836 @ 0.0003115 = 37.6404 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83100 @ 0.00031237 = 25.9579 BTC [+] {2}
pete_dushenski: "The high-tech spaces we walk through now are fit only for the smiling ghosts of computer visualizations, a purgatory of ‘aspirational but accessible’ restaurants and bars, ‘media-walls’ and ‘public art’ of unremitting dreariness. Where socialists and radicals could once read within the language of explicit engineering signs of redemption or change, the post High-Tech architecture in our cities has no suc
pete_dushenski: associations: it may not be historicist, like the postmodern architecture of the neo-liberal turn in the 1980s, but rather its anaesthetized formal language is a perfect complement to the hollowed out shell of social democracy."
pete_dushenski: heh, this murphy douglas fellow gets it. ☟︎
pete_dushenski: designing and building cities around "ideas" and can only lead to unliveable insanity.
pete_dushenski: i should say "centralised ideas" are the point of contention
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 174700 @ 0.00031322 = 54.7195 BTC [+] {4}
pete_dushenski: soviet-harvard delusions will lead to cold and disenchanting cities
pete_dushenski: as we see with canberra and new york, for example.
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform
BingoBoingo: !up Citizenfive
Citizenfive: What's up fellas
danielpbarron: https://twitter.com/fnxtx/status/589201935598624770
assbot: “Cody Wilson Wants to Destroy Your World” by /ajzaleski https://t.co/kUTv9jyJJA
danielpbarron: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ^
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 162892 @ 0.00030018 = 48.8969 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Citizenfive: Not too much. Are you the one who leaked the Drone chart at Rammstein to Greenwald?
BingoBoingo wonders if Citizen works like SPECTRE, sequantial numbering and all
Citizenfive: It's a possibility. Neither denial nor confirmation would accomplish much here.
danielpbarron: not without a gpg
Citizenfive: lol
Citizenfive: There's some important lessons in the DPR case about gpg's CAPS & LIMS in practice
trinque: Citizenfive: such as?
Citizenfive: Cryptographically tying writing to an identity — if only probabilistically, something sadly not often considered either — is a double-edged sword.
BingoBoingo: Well, the first is don't let the Fed's get your privates
Citizenfive: Most of the time, I'd prefer to leave open strong possibility that me today is not me tomorrow. But I'm not here to lecture on the merits and foibles of specific cryptosuites. I'll use what I need. :)
trinque: Citizenfive: when you have that you may lose assurance that you're speaking to whom you want
trinque: I see your point though
trinque: different problems, one's deniability and one's privacy
williamdunne: Citizenfive: Lets be honest, the biggest issue was OpSec
Citizenfive: Yes. The above link from Twitter, if you think about it, is stonger evidence that I am at least the same persona as was using that account earlier today, than anything I could present you with GPG over these channels. And, presumably, if Twitter C5's personality does not change or claim "omg HAX!" in a few hours or days, you can be comfortable that
Citizenfive: whatever I write here was indeed *probably* the same persona. At this very second that is less certain than it will be, from a Bayesian perspective, as time goes on and Twitter C5 behaves normally. Make sense?
Citizenfive: It always is. (OPSEC)
trinque: Citizenfive: insufficent data for meaningful response
Citizenfive: :)
trinque: *answer
danielpbarron: Citizenfive, until you're in the WoT, it doesn't really matter what else you do
danielpbarron: !up Citizenfive
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36352 @ 0.00030661 = 11.1459 BTC [+] {2}
Citizenfive: Well what are we here to accomplish, gents? I'm not opposed to your WoT, but that's not why I'm here.
danielpbarron: I think MP wanted to talk to you, but he's busy with the conference probably
danielpbarron: in the meantime you could get a key registered
Citizenfive: Yeah. Seemed to have a specific reason, too. I don't expect I'm a regular conversation topic. ☟︎
williamdunne: !s Citizenfive
assbot: 0 results for 'Citizenfive' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=Citizenfive
williamdunne: Odd
Citizenfive: I'll reconsider joining your super-secret boy band. Maybe. Depends on MP. ☟︎
trinque: !b 1 ✂︎
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2NBBPSG.txt )
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market buttstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 222.6, Best ask: 223.05, Bid-ask spread: 0.45000, Last trade: 222.63, 24 hour volume: 7974.94113398, 24 hour low: 220.0, 24 hour high: 228.29, 24 hour vwap: 223.914503409
williamdunne: ;;ticker --market buttfinex
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 222.49, Best ask: 222.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 222.5, 24 hour volume: 27097.48973466, 24 hour low: 219.58, 24 hour high: 228.98, 24 hour vwap: None
williamdunne: Oh wow
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market ButtChina
gribble: BTCChina BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 222.79656, Best ask: 222.856278, Bid-ask spread: 0.05972, Last trade: 222.854664, 24 hour volume: 191409.66390000, 24 hour low: 221.39238, 24 hour high: 229.402662, 24 hour vwap: 225.195343576
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70250 @ 0.00029575 = 20.7764 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/tQqNT11.jpg ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dt3TB4 )
williamdunne: In reality they only have one dog