tmsr - Log 2014-03-07

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 180 @ 0.0055 = 0.99 BTC

BingoBoingo: A literal, rather than figurative fire fight http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/local/2014/03/06/st-libory-illinois-bike-apartment-fire-firefighter-attacked/6130449/

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13593 @ 0.00086856 = 11.8063 BTC [-] {2}

asciilifeform: so, has the woman behind the satoshi crap gone to burn in the same hell jayson blair is in ?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15276 @ 0.00087125 = 13.3092 BTC [+] {3}

dexX7: woah this is sick. so many cameras. the whole day i was thinking "pf.. who cares, as if one of the redditors and whosoever would ever leave his house" :D

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25524 @ 0.00087213 = 22.2602 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.624 = 1.248 BTC [-] {2}

cads: so we've allegedly discovered the identity of satoshi?

BingoBoingo: No, Newsweek just accelerated its slow death

asciilifeform: cads: might as well say that we finally learned that lbj had kennedy plugged.

BingoBoingo: I thought DeGaul plugged Kennedy?

cads: I don't understand what you guys are saying - do you guys think the man is the originator of BTC?

dub: yes

dub: undoubtedly

asciilifeform: cads: there is no reason whatsoever to think so.

mike_c: no way. there is extensive lexical analysis proving mp is satoshi.

cads: asciilifeform: I don't see how anyone could really reveal that they are in fact satoshi

asciilifeform: cads: signing with a known satoshi addr key might be a good start.

cads: oh yeah, I am an idiot

dub: or are you satoshi trying to throw us off teh scent!

BingoBoingo: Just as likely actual Satoshi disliked this Satoshi and chose his name to reserve that seat in the Gasenwagen

cads: the part that makes the article high entertainment is where they reveal that the man's name is actually satoshi nakamoto

cads: once you buy that this could be possible the rest of the article does down like a glass of water :)

dexX7: here is another close up picture http://i.imgur.com/GmNiee5.jpg

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47316 @ 0.00087417 = 41.3622 BTC [+] {3}

Duffer1: that poor guy

Duffer1: he's going to have newsies camped out on his lawn

dexX7: yup

asciilifeform: 'He might turn the speech into the usual denunciation of

asciilifeform: traitors and thought-criminals, but that was a little too

asciilifeform: obvious, while to invent a victory at the front, or some

asciilifeform: triumph of over-production in the Ninth Three-Year Plan, might

asciilifeform: complicate the records too much. What was needed was a piece of

asciilifeform: pure fantasy. Suddenly there sprang into his mind, ready made

asciilifeform: as it were, the image of a certain Comrade Ogilvy, who had

asciilifeform: recently died in battle, in heroic circumstances. There were

asciilifeform: occasions when Big Brother devoted his Order for the Day to

asciilifeform: commemorating some humble, rankand-file Party member whose life

asciilifeform: and death he held up as an example worthy to be followed. Today

asciilifeform: he should commemorate Comrade Ogilvy. It was true that there

asciilifeform: was no such person as Comrade Ogilvy, but a few lines of print

asciilifeform: and a couple of faked photographs would soon bring him into

asciilifeform: existence.

asciilifeform: Winston thought for a moment, then pulled the speakwrite

asciilifeform: towards him and began dictating in Big Brother's familiar

asciilifeform: style: a style at once military and pedantic, and, because of a

asciilifeform: trick of asking questions and then promptly answering them

asciilifeform: ('What lessons do we learn from this fact, comrades ? The

asciilifeform: lesson -- which is also one of the fundamental principles of

asciilifeform: Ingsoc -- that,' etc., etc.), easy to imitate.

asciilifeform: At the age of three Comrade Ogilvy had refused all toys

asciilifeform: except a drum, a sub-machine gun, and a model helicopter. At

asciilifeform: six -- a year early, by a special relaxation of the rules -- he

asciilifeform: had joined the Spies, at nine he had been a troop leader. At

asciilifeform: eleven he had denounced his uncle to the Thought Police after

asciilifeform: overhearing a conversation which appeared to him to have

asciilifeform: criminal tendencies. At seventeen he had been a district

asciilifeform: organizer of the Junior Anti-Sex League. At nine teen he had

asciilifeform: designed a hand-grenade which had been adopted by the Ministry

asciilifeform: of Peace and which, at its first trial, had killed thirtyone

asciilifeform: Eurasian prisoners in one burst. At twenty-three he had

asciilifeform: perished in action. Pursued by enemy jet planes while flying

asciilifeform: over the Indian Ocean with important despatches, he had

asciilifeform: weighted his body with his machine gun and leapt out of the

asciilifeform: helicopter into deep water, despatches and all -- an end, said

asciilifeform: Big Brother, which it was impossible to contemplate without

asciilifeform: feelings of envy. Big Brother added a few remarks on the purity

asciilifeform: and single-mindedness of Comrade Ogilvy's life. He was a total

asciilifeform: abstainer and a nonsmoker, had no recreations except a daily

dub: ccccombo breaker

asciilifeform: hour in the gymnasium, and had taken a vow of celibacy,

asciilifeform: believing marriage and the care of a family to be incompatible

asciilifeform: with a twenty-four-hour-a-day devotion to duty. He had no

asciilifeform: subjects of conversation except the principles of Ingsoc, and

asciilifeform: no aim in life except the defeat of the Eurasian enemy and the

asciilifeform: hunting-down of spies, saboteurs, thoughtcriminals, and

asciilifeform: traitors generally.

asciilifeform: Winston debated with himself whether to award Comrade

asciilifeform: Ogilvy the Order of Conspicuous Merit: in the end he decided

asciilifeform: against it because of the unnecessary cross-referencing that it

asciilifeform: would entail.'

asciilifeform: - the obvious place

asciilifeform: '... Comrade Ogilvy, unimagined an hour ago, was now a fact. It struck him as curious that you could create dead men but not living ones. Comrade Ogilvy, who had never existed in the present, now existed in the past, and when once the act of forgery was forgotten, he would exist just as authentically, and upon the same evidence, as Charlemagne or Julius Caesar.' ☟︎

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 363 @ 0.0055 = 1.9965 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00087604 = 7.4463 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62100002 BTC [-]

btclovernick: all my coinbase bitcoins have been stolen

btclovernick: can you hep me

btclovernick: e

asciilifeform: btclovernick: how could we possibly help you ?

btclovernick: i dunno

btclovernick: e to reclaim or retrieve these funds, as they've been sent outside of Coinbase and are irreversible transfers. Whoever withdrew these did leave a trail however, and logged the IP addresses 93.174.90.30, 212.227.102.198, and 37.221.171.236 in our system.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.621 = 1.863 BTC [-] {2}

btclovernick: can u pls help me

dexX7: tell about your security messurements, so at least you may learn something for the future

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07499799 = 0.3 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 35 @ 0.0055 = 0.1925 BTC

mike_c: who is "our" system?

dexX7: 2fa enabled? mail account used for other services? did you reuse the password? windows, linux?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00087864 = 2.6359 BTC [+]

asciilifeform: http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/ap-exclusive-man-denies-hes-bitcoin-founder/2014/03/06/a0878e10-a590-11e3-b865-38b254d92063_story.html

ozbot: AP Exclusive: Man denies he’s Bitcoin founder - The Washington Post

MisterE: I wish they would leave the old guy alone

MisterE: ffs they printed his house name of his whole family then go on to say he's worth 400 mil

asciilifeform: MisterE: there is exactly zero evidence that the man with the unlucky name had anything to do with bitcoin.

MisterE: yea they might even bothering the wrong guy!

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07770001 = 0.3885 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.07899999 = 1.422 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07899999 = 0.553 BTC [+]

dexX7: http://imgur.com/2FvwEK0WC lol i never saw this

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4864 @ 0.000187 = 0.9096 BTC [-]

diametric: http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/forum/topics/bitcoin-open-source?commentId=2003008%3AComment%3A52186

diametric: I suppose his account could have been compromised, but thats pretty interesting.

diametric: How long ago was it he surfaced?

asciilifeform: http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=0ye0gncqg772o

ozbot: Satoshi Nakamoto's Discussions - P2P Foundation

dexX7: woah

diametric: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=504715.0

diametric: Thread on it

diametric: asciilifeform: when was the last time he surfaced?

dexX7: 2009

diametric: No I'm pretty sure I saw posts from him in 2010

asciilifeform: yeah that was the last i recall

cazalla: maybe someone at gmx did a password reset and accessed his email?

diametric: Its entirely possible

asciilifeform: maybe one of you with an account on btctalk should ask him to repost, signed

dexX7: on btctalk?

asciilifeform: nm

asciilifeform: on 'p2p foundation'

diametric: You guys heard about the car chase? hah

diametric: And the video of faux-Satoshi wanting his free lunch? I thought it was hilarious, I like him

dexX7: du dum... Your profile details must be approved by the Administrator before you can become a member of P2P Foundation

dexX7: it's much more likely that his account was not hacked and this post is legit, right?

diametric: dexX7: sort of.

diametric: hacking the account in less than 24 hours to make that single post is unlikely. The hackers sitting on the account for such a moment seems unlikely also. I'm thinking either its the real Satoshi, or the admins of p2pfoundation fucking with everyone.

diametric: the last bit is more plausible.

dexX7: lol

BingoBoingo: Probably the site admins, it isn't signed

BingoBoingo: No GPG signature, can't be authentic

diametric: Do we have record of his signature? My bitcoin history is bad

BingoBoingo: diametric: His public key is out there

diametric: happen to have a link? I'd like to have it on hand in case such a message surfaces

BingoBoingo: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin.org/pull/79

diametric: hmm

diametric: even more interesting is the guy that caught it

diametric: Mere minutes after the reply was posted

BingoBoingo: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin.org/commit/19e0c74df2162d4510db5df9e50d5ac53b38c498

diametric: Literally two minutes after "Satoshi" posted, a reddit account surfaced and posted it to /r/bitcoin.

diametric: BingoBoingo: cool thanks

dexX7: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin.org/commit/19e0c74df2162d4510db5df9e50d5ac53b38c498 ;)

diametric: asciilifeform: So what do you think?

MisterE: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/henry-kissinger-to-settle-the-ukraine-crisis-start-at-the-end/2014/03/05/46dad868-a496-11e3-8466-d34c451760b9_story.html

ozbot: Henry Kissinger: To settle the Ukraine crisis, start at the end - The Washington Post

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 35 @ 0.00493748 = 0.1728 BTC [-] {3}

Bugpowder: Whee... http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26050 @ 0.00087821 = 22.8774 BTC [-] {2}

asciilifeform: dexX7, diametric: 'Version: GnuPG v1.4.7 (MingW32)'

asciilifeform: !!!

asciilifeform: !!111!

kakobreklaa: lol

BingoBoingo: ;;later tell asciilifeform, well Bitcoin was originally released as a Windows build and source

gribble: The operation succeeded.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.0427 = 0.2562 BTC [-]

BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all

gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 665.09, vol: 10214.42164297 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 646.755, vol: 5297.68096 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 665.46260657, vol: 6973.2690937 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 663.55, vol: 28.99637523 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 645.71465, vol: 5259.74100000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 670.0829, vol: 7.41631627 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 667.0125, vol: 42.51042954 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.0875 = 0.2625 BTC [+] {3}

BingoBoingo: Amazing Drama

BingoBoingo: ;;lasers

gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

BingoBoingo: .d

ozbot: 3.816 billion | Next Diff in 1003 blocks | Estimated Change: 6.7063% in 6d 11h 50m 12s

BingoBoingo: .bait

ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c619151b340665f0198d0d5aeb34c81/tumblr_mt1wwuGcIo1qb139no1_1280.jpg

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10125 @ 0.00018799 = 1.9034 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0426 = 0.1704 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 22 @ 0.04203929 = 0.9249 BTC [-] {5}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07799999 = 0.156 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.042 = 0.294 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25813 @ 0.00087705 = 22.6393 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00087944 = 2.0227 BTC [+]

MisterE: Buy this: http://cgi.ebay.ca/ebaymotors/TU-95MS-Soviet-Bomber-/121288805711?forcev4exp=true

Duffer1: i'm surprised Gov has come out against aero but not magicjack...

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 545 @ 0.0055 = 2.9975 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02200012 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 79 @ 0.02020405 = 1.5961 BTC [-] {12}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 317 @ 0.00327747 = 1.039 BTC [+] {16}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 283 @ 0.00392118 = 1.1097 BTC [+] {8}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.07955882 = 0.9547 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.00439995 = 0.308 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.0201002 = 0.1608 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13690 @ 0.00087929 = 12.0375 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02349962 = 0.235 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16100 @ 0.00087944 = 14.159 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47000 @ 0.00087794 = 41.2632 BTC [-] {5}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.593 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 63 @ 0.00409938 = 0.2583 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 36 @ 0.00411732 = 0.1482 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 27 @ 0.04200003 = 1.134 BTC [-] {2}

artifexd: .bait

ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/1310eb7ca6e59f6d833c5da244665384/tumblr_mxlsetQ9F21rr4szko1_500.jpg

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 280 @ 0.0055 = 1.54 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

BingoBoingo: http://gawker.com/alleged-bitcoin-founder-has-no-idea-what-youre-talking-1538365947

ozbot: Alleged "Bitcoin Inventor" Has No Idea What You're Talking About

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07994131 = 0.4796 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07994832 = 0.3997 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.079958 = 0.2399 BTC [+]

MisterE: Wow, major hack of Sands

MisterE: they got all of it

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 29 @ 0.0055 = 0.1595 BTC

Duffer1: sands?

MisterE: yep

MisterE: I guess it's out so... https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32370105/Sands%20Corp.%20Hacked%20-a73jDCJKN70.mp4 ☟︎

Duffer1: oh the casino?

MisterE: Duffer1: the largest casino company in the world stores all of its important passes in an xls file

MisterE: yea

MisterE: watch the vid, total pwnage

Duffer1: what could possibly go wrong....

MisterE: haha

Duffer1: can they even call that hacking wtf

MisterE: yea with policies like that they deserved it

MisterE: the video is great

Duffer1: omg

Duffer1: they got everything

MisterE: http://www.reviewjournal.com/business/two-las-vegas-sands-executives-resign

ozbot: Two Las Vegas Sands executives resign | Las Vegas Review-Journal

MisterE: yep

MisterE: told you

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13100 @ 0.00087819 = 11.5043 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00087996 = 14.5193 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.079958 = 0.3998 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26350 @ 0.00087817 = 23.1398 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41100 @ 0.00088097 = 36.2079 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.00430033 = 0.1075 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 325 @ 0.00429054 = 1.3944 BTC [-] {7}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00429002 = 0.1845 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.0055 = 0.22 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12213 @ 0.0008814 = 10.7645 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00087919 = 18.5509 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35850 @ 0.00087704 = 31.4419 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6 = 1.2 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.04344999 = 0.869 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04366082 = 0.262 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.0055 = 0.22 BTC

chetty_: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1zr5o7/vault_of_satoshi_to_cease_us_operations_starting/

ozbot: Vault of Satoshi to cease US operations starting today : Bitcoin

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 866 @ 0.00434999 = 3.7671 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.000879 = 27.5127 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.0008816 = 8.6838 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6000001 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 354 @ 0.0055 = 1.947 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3675 @ 0.00018032 = 0.6627 BTC [-] {7}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18284 @ 0.00087714 = 16.0376 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.00087461 = 2.274 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04346631 = 0.2608 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2046 @ 0.00438022 = 8.9619 BTC [+] {3}

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SucksToBeLeah&src=hash << there's a hash for it now.

joecool: mircea_popescu: well she got her 15 minutes of fail

mircea_popescu: so she has.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.601 BTC [+]

benkay``: i'm drunk you guys but this is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYSEwwOt_ic&list=PLfLtedKjGtQE7sk5CNWXiDhXsQBqkHFH8

benkay``: what ams even bitcoin

cazalla: what are you drinking?

benkay``: like four beers and half a bottle of merlot through no fault of my own

benkay``: except by maybe not enforcing the "no merlot" rule

benkay``: oh and nothing any more this is entirely too drunk

cazalla: i wouldn't mind a drink but cbf walking to the bottle shop

cazalla: i would keep some at home but i end up drinking more

MisterE: My god what a depressing 24 hr trend

MisterE: bottle shop heh

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14050 @ 0.00087389 = 12.2782 BTC [-]

MisterE: is it mainly booze they sell or alcohol? I lived in a place where government controlled the same only from their stores for booze but beer & wine normal

MisterE: or is it a general convenience store and bottle shop is slang?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24392 @ 0.00087367 = 21.3106 BTC [-] {3}

bitcoinpete: 180 kBTC shuffled...

bitcoinpete: https://blockchain.info/tx/4ee89f7cf824a85ad5f11d52604ffdebe9f01302bcea8ddec0af450f9185ddf1

ozbot: Bitcoin Transaction 4ee89f7cf824a85ad5f11d52604ffdebe9f01302bcea8ddec0af450f9185ddf1

bitcoinpete: cheerio, chaps

cazalla: MisterE: bottle shop is aussie slang for liqour store

cazalla: liquor even

cazalla: and they sell everything

cazalla: beer/wine/spirits

mircea_popescu: <benkay``> like four beers and half a bottle of merlot through no fault of my own

assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1697914/plain/)

mircea_popescu: !b 1 ✂︎

mircea_popescu: you'll regret this in the morning.

MisterE: mixing beer and wine hurts

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41408 @ 0.0008735 = 36.1699 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 100 @ 0.0055 = 0.55 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00439999 = 2.2 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.0044 = 0.242 BTC [+]

jurov: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/03/05/your-porn-is-not-canadian-enough-crtc-warns-erotica-channels/

ozbot: Your porn is not Canadian enough, CRTC warns erotica channels | National Post

jurov: go canada :DDD

MisterE: canada mandates % of TV and radio programming must be from Canadians

MisterE: same with Pron?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00087252 = 1.9632 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 450 @ 0.00439999 = 1.98 BTC [-] {2}

jurov: yup. and closed captioning. and "Audio Description" for blind

jurov: btw i don't get why studios won't make the audio descriptions. they can easily become extra revenue source

jurov: "tired of audio books? reinvigorate your commute with audio porn!"

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07995799 = 0.3198 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: ^

mircea_popescu: srsly huge market there

mircea_popescu: like... all womenz

dub__: not enuf moosecock

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00087459 = 15.2179 BTC [+] {3}

CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: nakamoto made a post online

dub__: <satoshi> lol thats not me guys

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00087243 = 8.4189 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: CheckDavid on twitter ?

CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: 9:43 AM DeepSpace http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/forum/topics/bitcoin-open-source?commentId=2003008%3AComment%3A52407&xg_source=activity

mircea_popescu: 2009 ?

mircea_popescu: kinda ancient history this neh ?

wao-ender: looks on comment

wao-ender: look on comments

mircea_popescu: a. sure.

chetty_: I heard they were checking to see if it had been hacked

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/441875450508615680

ozbot: Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: http://t.co/lEJk66JBsk Satoshi ...

mircea_popescu: all better.

CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: lol @ ancient history

mircea_popescu: :p

CheckDavid: Dumb whore?

mircea_popescu: yes.

mircea_popescu: that's what the man said : "you, leah whatever, are a dumb whore".

CheckDavid: Lol

CheckDavid: Satoshi IS LEAH.!!!!!!

mircea_popescu: why, what's your translation?

CheckDavid: Mystery solved

CheckDavid: Translation? Was it in Japanese or something?

mircea_popescu: wait, there was a mystery ?

CheckDavid: I don't see that comment

CheckDavid: Yeah

CheckDavid: The mystery is who is satoshi

mircea_popescu: well obviously we're either not on the same page or perhaps not speaking the same language.

mircea_popescu: anyway

CheckDavid: Well mircea_popescu I am in March 7 2004

mircea_popescu: $vwap s.mpoe

mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.MPOE 1 day: average: 0.00087493 high: 0.0008816 low: 0.00083646 volume: 674676 btc: 590.29548549 7 day: average: 0.00084479 high: 0.0008816 low: 0.000745 volume: 6778439 btc: 5726.37743966 30 day: average: 0.00086403 high: 0.00093862 low: 0.000745 volume: 29439734 btc: 25436.7489573

mircea_popescu: o you gotta be shitting me

CheckDavid: I suppose you are in 2009?

CheckDavid: Lol

CheckDavid: *2014

CheckDavid: Lol

mircea_popescu waves

mircea_popescu: CheckDavid listen, did you follow the twitter link ?

CheckDavid: Yes

CheckDavid: Only found the 3 most recent comments

mircea_popescu: and the most recent one is since when ?

mircea_popescu: something like ""I am not Dorian Nakamoto."

mircea_popescu: Satoshi Nakamoto replied 9 hours ago to Bitcoin open source implementation of P2P currency"

CheckDavid: Satoshi Nakamoto replied 9 hours ago t

mircea_popescu: ?

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: so what do the words "I am not Dorian Nakamoto." mean ?

CheckDavid: You going rhetorics on me or you genuinely asking?

mircea_popescu: i am genuinely asking.

CheckDavid: They found some guy called Dorian nakamoto

mircea_popescu: to me they mean "Leah whatever is a dumb [attention]whore."

CheckDavid: And they stalked him

mircea_popescu: what do they mean to you ?

CheckDavid: And said he was the inventor of btc

mircea_popescu: this is a fast crowd, try to keep up.

CheckDavid: Lol mircea_popescu is that some trolling?

mircea_popescu: i haven't established that yet. i suspect you're just being naive ?

mircea_popescu: why, were you trolling ?

CheckDavid: No

mircea_popescu: aite.

CheckDavid: I really don't get the whore part :p

mircea_popescu: what's a whore ?

CheckDavid: A professional

mircea_popescu: well if that's your definition, the statement is uncontroversial. i suspect even the anon whore herself would say she's "a professional"

CheckDavid: A professional sex worker

mircea_popescu: but no. a whore is one who does for money that which is to be done on faith.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35800 @ 0.00087424 = 31.2978 BTC [+]

CheckDavid: Lulz

mircea_popescu: which is exactly what she did : made some untrue statements not because she believed them,

mircea_popescu: but because she wanted the attention.

mircea_popescu: that's a whore.

CheckDavid: And who is her/Leah ?

mircea_popescu: some random chick who thinks she's a "freelance journalist" doing "investigations"

CheckDavid: So she is the one who started the Dorian thing I guess

mircea_popescu: right.

chetty_: Yeah published pictures of the poor guy, with his address etc.

CheckDavid: I just didn't know that

B007: CheckDavid: Leah McGrath Goodman

mircea_popescu: so now you do :)

CheckDavid: Thanks for filling me with your pure and warm knowledge sir

mircea_popescu: lol don't take it to heart

CheckDavid: lulz

CheckDavid: You were playing rhetorics on me you liar

mircea_popescu: not *exactly*

mircea_popescu: it was a genuine question, just, not in the obvious context.

CheckDavid: Oh ok

mircea_popescu: anyway, let it be put in the permanent record that translation efforts are the best way to practically resolve differences of opinion.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33939 @ 0.00087521 = 29.7038 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 62 @ 0.0055 = 0.341 BTC

mircea_popescu: mike_c: no way. there is extensive lexical analysis proving mp is satoshi. << fu, i'm not satoshi.

B007: better hire more private security

mircea_popescu: cads: oh yeah, I am an idiot << what's worse, you don't pay enough attention reading the logs http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2014#549739 ☝︎

mircea_popescu: cads: once you buy that this could be possible the rest of the article does down like a glass of water :) <<< there's a guy who's legally named that that's been trying to convince the world of his relevancy for i dunno, like a year ?

mircea_popescu: what's so hard to buy about it, any search in the registry yields like a dozen of them

CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: I took note of that

CheckDavid: In the future I will consult you regarding that matter.

mircea_popescu: all these undefined antecedents. what are we talkin' aboot ?

cazalla: small asian guy orders trains from England and chooses the name Dorian, anyone guess why?

mircea_popescu: because of stan's quote ?

cazalla: which was?

mircea_popescu: ;;later btclovernick waitwhat ?!

gribble: Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "btclovernick" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.

mircea_popescu: ;;later tell btclovernick waitwhat ?!

gribble: The operation succeeded.

cazalla: i'm guessing he is a fan of bodybuilding

mircea_popescu: cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-03-2014#550392 ☝︎

cazalla: i'm drunk but drunk or sober, i don't see the connection

mircea_popescu: diametric asciilifeform mid 2010.

mircea_popescu: cazalla ok, so what's your guess as to why ?

cazalla: mircea_popescu: because he is a fan of bodybuilding and dorian nakamoto was a much younger man during the prime of dorian yates

mircea_popescu: i guess that's a thought.

cazalla: or perhaps i am biased as i use to follow it

mircea_popescu: yeah, i dunno who even knows body builders by name

mircea_popescu: it's almost as if you were eccentric enough to baptise sticks of salami

cazalla: do you even lift?

cazalla: i use to, followed it during my early 20s

mircea_popescu: i ocasionally lift a finger

mircea_popescu: lol re mistere's http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-03-2014#550523 : who was derping at me about how big casinos etc ? ☝︎

mircea_popescu: "Feb 28 12:48:43 <wbaw>should have faster service instead of acting like you're not trying to compete with huge companies with customer support teams"

mircea_popescu: total fucking win, that shit. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-02-2014#537710 ☝︎

mircea_popescu: There is an investment postscript in our textile saga. Some investors weight book value heavily in their stock-buying decisions (as I, in my early years, did myself). And some economists and academicians believe replacement values are of considerable importance in calculating an appropriate price level for the stock market as a whole. Those of both persuasions would have received an education at the auction we held

mircea_popescu: in early 1986 to dispose of our textile machinery.

mircea_popescu: The equipment sold (including some disposed of in the few months prior to the auction) took up about 750,000 square feet of factory space in New Bedford and was eminently usable. It originally cost us about $13 million, including $2 million spent in 1980-84, and had a current book value of $866,000 (after accelerated depreciation). Though no sane management would have made the investment, the equipment could hav

mircea_popescu: e been replaced new for perhaps $30-$50 million.

mircea_popescu: Gross proceeds from our sale of this equipment came to $163,122. Allowing for necessary pre- and post-sale costs, our net was less than zero. Relatively modern looms that we bought for $5,000 apiece in 1981 found no takers at $50. We finally sold them for scrap at $26 each, a sum less than removal costs.

cazalla: does your older content translate to english well mircea_popescu?

mircea_popescu: who said ?

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: nope.

mircea_popescu: "Ponder this: the economic goodwill attributable to two paper routes in Buffalo - or a single See’s candy store - considerably exceeds the proceeds we received from this massive collection of tangible assets that not too many years ago, under different competitive conditions, was able to employ over 1,000 people."

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 25 @ 0.042 = 1.05 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 200 @ 0.0055 = 1.1 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25150 @ 0.00087193 = 21.929 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44500 @ 0.00087148 = 38.7809 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.08650006 = 0.2595 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 219 @ 0.00416776 = 0.9127 BTC [-] {6}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0055 = 0.275 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.079958 = 0.1599 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00087146 = 12.3747 BTC [-] {2}

wao-ender: lal, great thiefs in jewelery, w/o any alarm http://www.novinky.cz/krimi/329653-zlodej-predvedl-kouzelnicky-trik-pri-nemz-pripravil-obchod-o-zlato-za-100-tisic.html

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.079958 = 0.2399 BTC [+]

cazalla: reminds me of the MPOE-PR wannabes are otw post https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=495497.0

cazalla: who would've thought phinnaeus gage would be calling people niggers

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21450 @ 0.00087636 = 18.7979 BTC [+]

jurov: !t m s.mpoe

assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00086722 / 0.00087527 / 0.0008816 (835251 shares, 731.08 BTC), 7D: 0.000745 / 0.00084538 / 0.0008816 (6907341 shares, 5,839.36 BTC), 30D: 0.000745 / 0.00086404 / 0.00093862 (29596923 shares, 25,572.94 BTC)

jurov: !t m s.bbet

assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0005 / 0.0005 / 0.0005 (70 shares, 0.04 BTC), 30D: 0.0005 / 0.000616 / 0.00077 (22069 shares, 13.59 BTC)

deadweasel: lol@phinnaeus gage. cazella, I could hear the seething in his post. i'm not sure how niggers have anyting to do with it. In fact, his stupid fucking sister shold not have got knocked up by said drug-addled nigger... but of course they take no responsibility

deadweasel: it's just people, stupid people.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.08 = 2.64 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47650 @ 0.00087636 = 41.7586 BTC [+]

Diablo-D3: [07:27:57] <deadweasel> lol@phinnaeus gage. cazella, I could hear the seething in his post. i'm not sure how niggers have anyting to do with it. In fact, his stupid fucking sister shold not have got knocked up by said drug-addled nigger... but of course they take no responsibility

Diablo-D3: well, I'll tell you this

Diablo-D3: the most true thing in the world

Diablo-D3: you don't have to be black to be a nigger.

deadweasel: no doubt, but using nigger to call someone ignorant... is ignorant.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00087685 = 19.4661 BTC [+] {2}

cazalla: i know that but nigger wasn't really the point, it was said we would see a bunch of MPOE-PR facsimiles and what do you know, phinny is spouting at the mouth

deadweasel: ah, i see your point.

deadweasel: i appreciate an MP insult though, so a poor facsimiles at best, which you probably said.

twizt: hi

deadweasel: hello twizt

cazalla: i wish benkay` didn't mention alcohol, this hang over tomorrow is going to be awful :\

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 231 @ 0.00438469 = 1.0129 BTC [+] {6}

deadweasel: you get hangovers from the mere mention of alcohol?

cazalla: no no, i ended up going to the bottlo' and getting some port

Neil: I feel sorry for random dude in California. Not first; won't be the last.

deadweasel: ditto

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21577 @ 0.00087743 = 18.9323 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26333 @ 0.00087804 = 23.1214 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17078 @ 0.00087751 = 14.9861 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19348 @ 0.00087751 = 16.9781 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00087628 = 21.2498 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00087288 = 23.2186 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00480052 = 0.12 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00481356 = 0.1396 BTC [+] {2}

the20year1: RENT IPO completes today,

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13936 @ 0.00087514 = 12.196 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 45 @ 0.0055 = 0.2475 BTC

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00087987 = 8.2268 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.0865 = 1.2975 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00489828 = 0.1225 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41707 @ 0.00088293 = 36.8244 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08199 = 0.164 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 205 @ 0.00419 = 0.859 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20055 @ 0.0055 = 110.3025 BTC ☟︎

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0819999 = 0.574 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2317 @ 0.00088541 = 2.0515 BTC [+]

the20year2: We have now fully funded via havelock

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.00419 = 0.1718 BTC [-]

ThickAsThieves: grats

mike_c: !t h rent

assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (24672 shares, 135.69600000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (35663 shares, 196.14650000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (78534 shares, 431.93700000 BTC)

mike_c: somebody bought 130 btc worth recently? wow.

pLambert: expecting it to have a post-IPO jump?

mike_c: um, so somebody bought 20000 shares 10 minutes ago? when the ipo was just due to close?

mike_c: that is.. odd.

MisterE: checking out gekko now

benkay: !l h rent

assbot: It says some pelt-wearin' trapper, some stinkin' bean-suckin' possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward money.

benkay: !h

assbot: List of commands:

assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}

assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}

assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)

assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}

assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}

assbot: !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)

assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}

assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}

benkay: !last havelock rent

assbot: Your actions are useless.

mike_c: benkay: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-03-2014#550808 ☝︎

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00088346 = 16.609 BTC [-] {2}

benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ah, it ain't so bad :)

gribble: The operation succeeded.

benkay: self trading begins?

benkay: mike_c: ^^

mike_c: it is certainly a weird transaction.

benkay: i'm sure crazy demand to participate in the rent ipo's brought havelock down or something

benkay: har har har havelock totally unreachable

topace: ??

topace: !ticker h rent

topace: havelocks fine

benkay: i was getting cloudflare.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14381 @ 0.00088541 = 12.7331 BTC [+]

ThickAsThieves: havelock still seems to freeze up regularly

ThickAsThieves: been that way for mos

benkay: topace, the20year2: when does actual trading begin?

benkay: bell's typically at six am, right?

benkay: typically/traditionally...

pLambert: havelock seems to like 1pm EST

ThickAsThieves: it's 6am somewhere

topace: trading is open now

topace: for RENT

topace: it should have opened automatically

topace: im investigating that now

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16833 @ 0.00088204 = 14.8474 BTC [-]

mike_c: so 10 minutes before trading opens the remaining 25% of the ipo is suddenly eaten up in one trade. please.

ThickAsThieves: it's not THAT absurd

ThickAsThieves: there's was a rush when Neo closed too

the20year2: Due to close, i have no clue who it is, but he had bought quite a few shares early in the IPO

the20year2: Self trading begins at 1pm EST

the20year2: Topace are you with HL?

ThickAsThieves: hehe

mike_c: topace is HL

ThickAsThieves: he's that guy that made it

the20year2: I didn't realize it

topace: i USED to be

topace: im not involved in its day to day operations any longer

topace: but im still involved on the technical side

the20year2: Did the panama fund retain you then?

topace: yes

the20year2: Interesting

topace: for software development/technical purposes

benkay: wat lolwut how do you have any idea who that purchaser is, the20year2

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16367 @ 0.00088204 = 14.4363 BTC [-]

benkay: is there a magic havelock backend panel showing who's bought what?

ThickAsThieves: only for issued shares

mike_c: i'm sure he gets a shareholder list

topace: fund managers can see who owns their shares, yes

the20year2: benkay: i have an email and that's it

ThickAsThieves: you can't see who does day-to-day trades though

the20year2: Technically i could if i scraped the list and used it to compile hte data

the20year2: we did it for bitfunder

ThickAsThieves: you'd need to do so after every trade to be accurate, but yeah i guess so

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33800 @ 0.00088271 = 29.8356 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.08648995 = 0.173 BTC [-] {2}

benkay: in other news the babe uninstalled the facebook app from her phone yesterday

benkay: UNPRECEDENTED

benkay: one does not simply uninstall an app!

benkay: plus they bought a drone company or something hilaribad?

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.37038703 BTC to 3`597 shares, 65899 satoshi per share

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62000 @ 0.00088592 = 54.927 BTC [+] {4}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30943 @ 0.00087935 = 27.2097 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6882 @ 0.00087869 = 6.0471 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 23 @ 0.00858695 = 0.1975 BTC [+] {4}

the20year2: Nearly double IPI price

the20year2: *IPO price

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 115 @ 0.00414979 = 0.4772 BTC [-] {8}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 83 @ 0.00599 = 0.4972 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07960002 = 0.1592 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48268 @ 0.00087689 = 42.3257 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.08500718 = 0.5951 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.0008865 = 8.5104 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.615 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.61111111 = 1.8333 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6111 BTC [-]

asciilifeform: http://www.newsweek.com/newsweeks-statement-bitcoin-story-231242?piano_t=1

ozbot: Newsweek's Statement on the Bitcoin Story

asciilifeform: loltron

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 77 @ 0.00601 = 0.4628 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6101 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 17 @ 0.0082 = 0.1394 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 75 @ 0.0082 = 0.615 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08207491 = 0.3283 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00088304 = 10.0667 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0082 = 0.246 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0082 = 0.41 BTC [-]

BingoBoingo: For the person who doesn't have everything and wants to make sure noone else can have everything either http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/03/for-sale-on-ebay-one-lightly-used-soviet-bear-bomber-low-mileage/

the20year2: I wonder if we could use investor money on that

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 200 @ 0.0082 = 1.64 BTC [-]

BingoBoingo: the20year2: What is your plan? Destroy the rental housing you can't buy?

BingoBoingo: I mean it's Ohio, that might be an improvement.

the20year2: i want to take over togo

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 45 @ 0.0082 = 0.369 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.08327993 = 0.583 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08432877 = 0.253 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27850 @ 0.00088541 = 24.6587 BTC [+]

asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1468

ozbot: Loper OS » Comrade Ogilvy Nakamoto.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17126 @ 0.00088324 = 15.1264 BTC [-] {2}

benkay: "Ms. Goodman’s research was conducted under the same high editorial and ethical standards that have guided Newsweek for more than 80 years. "

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 150 @ 0.0062009 = 0.9301 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62498956 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.62748478 = 1.255 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.62999666 = 1.89 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 79 @ 0.00618614 = 0.4887 BTC [-] {6}

ThickAsThieves: BFL "Unfortunately to go with the good news is the announcement of a 4 week delay as of today's date."

topace: indeed

topace: BUT BUT BUT

topace: if yo upaid $4k/monarch, you now get a "imperial monarch"

topace: at 1TH instead of 600GH

topace: and if it takes longer than 6 month from order date, you get a SECOND monarch FREE!

topace: meanwhile, knc miner has only just done tapeout

topace: so its at least 2 months still from shipping

jborkl: topace, I talked to Josh in person at the convention. He cleared the 6 month thing up for me

BingoBoingo: So who's currently the leading least dishonest ASIC manufacterer? Bitfury?

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 100 @ 0.00561 = 0.561 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 333 @ 0.0041404 = 1.3788 BTC [-] {6}

ThickAsThieves: or Asicminer, arguably

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13874 @ 0.00088052 = 12.2163 BTC [-] {2}

topace: heh has their been any more gen2/3 news from asicminer lately?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17489 @ 0.00088605 = 15.4961 BTC [+] {2}

ThickAsThieves: just a sorta feel that they'll have news this month

ThickAsThieves: i'm out of the loop now

jborkl: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/

ozbot: The Two-Bit Idiot

ThickAsThieves: "The Foundation never once warned Bitcoin investors about keeping deposits in Mt. Gox, despite clear red flags dating back to at least April 2013. Nor did the Foundation craft or advocate for best practices such as technical transparency, deposit audits, or appropriate consumer protection disclosures. This was a colossal failure of leadership."

ThickAsThieves: "To Peter, Jon and their supporters: You have 72 hours." (to resign)

kakobreklaa: OR ELSE !!!

ThickAsThieves: he's gonna go nukula!

thestringpuller: Why hasn't the Yakuza beat him up yet?

thestringpuller: Don't you have to pay Yakuza protection money anyways to even start a business in Japan?

benkay: reason 5467 to run gox from Japan.

mike_c: how the fuck is anyone supposed to find a sha256 hash with 16 leading zeros? bitcoin mining is absurd.

asciilifeform: mike_c: it's all a massively-distributed nsa 'canary' for 'is sha pre-image crackable yet' dontcha know.

mike_c: it really blows the mind when you look at it.

asciilifeform: maybe blows somebody's, mine was already blown ages ago by other things.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00417126 = 0.2503 BTC [-] {4}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5759 @ 0.00087739 = 5.0529 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33200 @ 0.00087275 = 28.9753 BTC [-] {2}

dexX7_: why does he think the foundation shall be responsible or in duty in the first place?

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 34.17754010 BTC to 80`674 shares, 42365 satoshi per share

Mats_cd03: http://vixandmore.blogspot.com/2013/06/all-about-pullback-from-spx-1687.html

ozbot: VIX and More: All About the Pullback from SPX 1687

Mats_cd03: recommended reading

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17650 @ 0.00087172 = 15.3859 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.08004391 = 3.2018 BTC [-] {5}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0800332 = 1.6007 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00087306 = 16.7628 BTC [+] {2}

BingoBoingo: Suggested research topic: Did Tito kill Stalin?

nubbins`: mircea_popescu and other interested parties: http://imgur.com/z1aaEmm

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08200001 = 0.41 BTC [-]

nubbins`: hot curry on the left, mild italian on the right

asciilifeform dusts off chronoscope...

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00647998 = 0.1296 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 197 @ 0.00429974 = 0.847 BTC [+] {5}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 31 @ 0.00647979 = 0.2009 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0068 = 0.204 BTC [+]

nubbins`: haven't made curry sausages before, curious to try some

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15603 @ 0.00087419 = 13.64 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.61000021 = 3.05 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.04389991 = 1.317 BTC [+] {3}

jurov: nubbins`: do you sell them for bitcoins?

nubbins`: nah, wouldn't survive shipping

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 35 @ 0.04399996 = 1.54 BTC [+] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04399998 = 0.176 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0831 = 0.4986 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.044 = 0.176 BTC [+]

benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:38225b734771f5785a983b985405ade56f387a93a7ea6ede4014820b

benkay:

gribble: You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7

dub: nice sausage nubbins`

asciilifeform: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/technology/sns-wp-blm-news-bc-drones07-20140307,0,5815395.story

ozbot: More commercial drone flying seen as judge rejects U.S. fine - chicagotribune.com

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 14 @ 0.044 = 0.616 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.044 = 0.264 BTC [+]

nubbins`: tyvm!

asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1468

gribble: The operation succeeded.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02010002 = 0.201 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.0042004 = 0.168 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 26 @ 0.00665 = 0.1729 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50000 @ 0.00087535 = 43.7675 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00589999 = 0.118 BTC [+] {2}

ThickAsThieves: Shrem calling Bloomberg TV about Newsweek/Leah http://www.bloomberg.com/video/newsweek-didn-t-find-bitcoin-creator-shrem-P1E_U7xDSmyJDRgwfy_Maw.html

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26400 @ 0.00087835 = 23.1884 BTC [+] {2}

thestringpuller: Isn't Shrem facing 20 years?

thestringpuller: why the fuck hasn't he bailed on this country yet...

nubbins`: they probably made him surrender his passport

ThickAsThieves: i'd rather have shrem jesusing than taaki at least

thestringpuller: lol taaki.........

thestringpuller: is he still

thestringpuller: like

thestringpuller: existing?

ThickAsThieves: he only exists when RT needs him

KRS-One: http://i.imgur.com/aYl2eRn.png

KRS-One: lmao wut

KRS-One: .bait

ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ntuuflwB1qisy1jo1_500.jpg

KRS-One: woofuh

ThickAsThieves: last time that happened this chan sprung to pay for it

ThickAsThieves: and it was fake

diametric: http://pastebin.com/mzkfW20u

diametric: oh wait

diametric: image was linked already

diametric: lol "personal details for almost all Bitcoin users. "

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27939 @ 0.00087855 = 24.5458 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.00088105 = 16.3435 BTC [+]

gecko_x2: ok

gecko_x2: who's got the number to interpol

gecko_x2: who's behind that pastebin crap

gecko_x2: is there a bitcointalk thread yet?

gecko_x2: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498371.0

ozbot: MtGox Transaction SQL Database Possibly Leaked?

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7829 @ 0.00088044 = 6.893 BTC [-]

Jejune: Word

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27865 @ 0.00087972 = 24.5134 BTC [-] {3}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08056804 = 0.4028 BTC [-] {3}

gecko_x2: Nanashi is ~Nanashi@unaffiliated/nanashi * ...

gecko_x2: Nanashi using orwell.freenode.net NL

gecko_x2: Nanashi has been idle 16hrs 58mins 19secs, signed on Fri Mar 07 05:03:44

gecko_x2: Nanashi is logged in as Nanashi

gecko_x2: nanashi End of /WHOIS list.

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.0059 = 0.2832 BTC [+]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 316 @ 0.00413556 = 1.3068 BTC [-] {5}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6100001 BTC [-]

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 64 @ 0.0059 = 0.3776 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20800 @ 0.00087378 = 18.1746 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: lol asciilifeform it's not as easy as you tihnk. the "humanities" undergrad has been trained for ~16 years to apply recipes, like he were a woman cooking.

mircea_popescu: that's it, that's what it's gonna be, it's not changing.

asciilifeform: what's not easy? damn i forgot - did i say something

mircea_popescu: alinsky or ushinski, it's gonna be followed.

asciilifeform: aha

mircea_popescu: yeah your latest blogpost

asciilifeform: ahaha

mircea_popescu: who here read k. ushinski in their childhood incidentally ?

asciilifeform spent 4 hrs. picking out a new scope, brainfrizz

mircea_popescu: if memory serves he was from odessa.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13421 @ 0.00087705 = 11.7709 BTC [+]

asciilifeform: i only read his tales

asciilifeform: a metric fuckton of people were from odessa.

asciilifeform: some of them even known in america. george gamow, etc

mircea_popescu: http://images5.okr.ro/serve/auctions.v7/2013/jul/06/87849406d784baa58358b394f4a45400-4957347-300_300.jpg

asciilifeform: wtf i think mine had the same pic on the cover

mircea_popescu: http://i48.tinypic.com/vopd9f.jpg

mircea_popescu: etc

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: trained for ~16 years to apply recipes << we call this Biorobot

asciilifeform: биоробот

mircea_popescu: call it leah, it's shorter

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00087705 = 4.2098 BTC [+]

asciilifeform: it's a beautiful name, and that girl made it sad.

mircea_popescu: i nver cared much for it, but then again...

asciilifeform: биоробот generally described the chinese girls who'll be fitting the non-SMT parts on the boards

asciilifeform: but also our friend L

mircea_popescu: lol newsweek made a statement ?

asciilifeform: biorobot is like a human, but has a programmable little something instead of central nervous system...

mircea_popescu: " has generated an immense amount of international attention, including denials from Mr. Nakamoto, criticism of Ms. Goodman’s reporting and ad hominem attacks on her character."

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61 = 1.22 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44450 @ 0.00087118 = 38.724 BTC [-] {3}

mircea_popescu: nobody cared and we got fucked in the ass.

mircea_popescu: it hurts.

asciilifeform: yeah that one

asciilifeform: hey, 'wash. post' survived jayson blair

asciilifeform: nooseweak will chug on

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/442075143154991104

ozbot: Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: @Newsweek Your editorial ...

mircea_popescu: let's keep the pressure up then

mircea_popescu: mike_c prepare for 47 zeros

mike_c: well, i've got some time. all the asic companies are delaying shipments.

mircea_popescu: indeed.

mircea_popescu: so kinda boring day in the end huh

mike_c: ;;bc,stats

ThickAsThieves: good, i have a headache and no long log to read

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00087069 = 15.5418 BTC [-] {2}

nubbins`: just tried one of the curry sausages, almost too delicious

nubbins`: i thumped the table mightily with my fist as i chewed

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33900 @ 0.00087141 = 29.5408 BTC [+] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 96 @ 0.00413 = 0.3965 BTC [-] {2}

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.00413 = 0.6195 BTC [-]