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knubie: that was actually an accidental paste in here.. sorry
knubie: Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The programmer said, “Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.”
knubie: The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
knubie: A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
knubie: weirdos popping up everywhere today!!
knubie: asciilifeform: just a random, and heard about a funny story, so decided to join...
☟︎ knubie: least it was an easy job.. =)
knubie: heh, something is definitely up with Kraken... not smelling good
knubie: Saints Cyril and Methodius ?
knubie: back in the day, IRC was flooded with females..
knubie: the thumbs up & wicked smile
knubie: Titties tag: 6bb9 1297 is the funniest shit ever..
knubie: lmao, it's a good PR move for BTC...
knubie: If it was back to late 90's & early 00's that list would be huge...
knubie: mircea_popescu: totally agree with you on that one
knubie: yeah, i noticed.. lol funny shit.. but i swear one of them looks so familiar
knubie: TomServo: ouch, costly mistake
knubie: lol, what doesn't cost these days.. >:)
knubie: shinohai, in a bit may need a hand to finish off from last night :P
knubie: mircea_popescu: think so.. feel bad for the guy, his really copped it last few years, his slowly camouflaged into an Albino
knubie: make Trump great again...
knubie: diana_coman: what's eulora?
knubie: got such bad heart burn out of nowhere..
knubie: add Ricki Lake to the mix..
knubie: who would you consider the favorite
knubie: haha, would be fun to watch, must admit..
knubie: Oprah for president? geee what's next..
knubie: thank you everyone for being helpful
knubie: all good, now sorted.. =)
knubie: trinque: Ahh, worked for me now, had a couple min delay on the otp
knubie: deedbot, is a bit delayed... =)