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asciilifeform actually played the whole thing, incl the expansion pack, fughet what it was called
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 20:19 diana_coman set up The Incredible Machine dos-version even for said child and he's totally hooked
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829520 << imho it is a troo gem for the ages ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 20:10 mircea_popescu: well, until he gets to the point where he has a girl to lick him clean because tp's too rough, at any rate.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829504 << iirc even the meanest hotel in BingoBoingostan, has bidet ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Should have power between 9 and 18 tomorrow
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 19:52 BingoBoingo: But its official. I now have the keys.
asciilifeform: fwiw i've confirmed that #1 is ~not~ any of the privkeys published at various times in their shithub.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2018/how-to-remove-usgalphabet-usually-called-google-by-the-jews-pantsuit-from-your-web-experience/ << Trilema - How to remove USG.Alphabet (usually called "google" by the jews & pantsuit) from your web experience. ☟︎
asciilifeform: ( for n00bz / folx innocent of ida : the procedure names in the screenshits, are naturally asciilifeform's , they are not present in the bin )
asciilifeform: seen in http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/c101pa_unlock_nodice.txt , 'RO keyid: 0xaa66150f(prod)' corresponds to keyid of #0, and 'RW keyid: 0xde88588d(prod)' is #2 ; #1 is '0xb93d6539' and not seen in the sysinfo msg, but does show up in early vers of fw (e.g. https://chromium-review.googlesource.com/c/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/400418 ) and prolly is dedicated nsakey ☟︎
asciilifeform: the routine linked earlier to mircea_popescu , prolly dun help us much, to activate it one must somehow corrupt the entire rom
asciilifeform: (3) is the actual routine that forces keyid to be one of the 2 , we will call'em hitler key #1 and #2 , the latter is http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2F5EC26698365939D499561F385A39A4217604DEB38913D71AFD135B28009DAF , the former i have not converted yet (along with #0 ).
asciilifeform: one of them is that it pins (forces the payload pubkeys to be one of the 2 given), the two options are seen in (4)
asciilifeform: (2) is the ro (sorta misnomer, it is upgradeable) rsa checker routine, it is very loosely based on the ancient published one seen in https://github.com/coreboot/chrome-ec/blob/b9f5a3d6baae84950f5ff0c4f7c588e55944818a/chip/g/loader/launch.c , but with a few twists
asciilifeform: going in order: (1) is the sig header tested by the boot maskrom ( contents not known, but can be guessed at, it has 1 hard-wired pubkey ). this we will call cr50 hitler key #0 . it cannot be changed by fw updater.
asciilifeform: in other publish-or-perish : ...i'ma prolly burn in hell for this, but ida shits out wincrapola line endings and so for now these 'pre-print' screenshits will have to do :
BingoBoingo: How many times will I be on hold befor this phone tramite ends
lobbes: I can see it. It is true my only exposure in my life to kids thus far has been the unrestrained wildebeasts of the US-variety.
diana_coman: lobbes, the part that is not obvious when you see only random kids is that they learn what *you* show them; so if you make it clear work time and get them busy at that time etc there's no problem really
lobbes: makes sense. I was going to say, diana_coman must have shiva-arms extending from brain
diana_coman: ah, no, work time is work time, can't really mix them
lobbes: I used to think I wanted kids, but really, I'm starting to see the 'pyramid scheme' angle talked about in the logs
lobbes: oh god. I can't imagine digging through eulora source code while simultaneously dealing with kid interfacing at x irregular intervals
mircea_popescu: i recall that thing\
diana_coman set up The Incredible Machine dos-version even for said child and he's totally hooked ☟︎☟︎
diana_coman: get a kid - that one jumps at you even more!!
lobbes: text files don't jump out at you every day in the same manner
lobbes: I need one of these whiteboards everyone talks about
lobbes: now I feel like a true lord, my tmsr todo list has like 30 items lol. Forcing me into better organize myself though
lobbes also needs to figure out iptables on rockchip. thing was complaining about missing modules earlier; won't start
lobbes: I think I could. Problem here is that lobbesbot has two search commands as it is (!Qs for searching #eulora logs, and !Qsarchive for searching archive). Would need to dis-ambiguate
mircea_popescu: like ye olde ;;google worked but really, no reason to have google still involved in any web process (in fact, i very much recommend iptable-blocking all their ip ranges, because whether you know or not, 80% or so of websites out there tattle back to usg.alphabet, via "google analytics" or w/e else)
mircea_popescu: lobbes btw, any chance you implement a !Qsearch to go to duck duck go ?
mircea_popescu: live toiletry kit!
lobbes: well sure. but now he's got the options covered!
mircea_popescu: there's something to be said for shitting in company!
mircea_popescu: well, until he gets to the point where he has a girl to lick him clean because tp's too rough, at any rate. ☟︎
lobbes: hey congrats BingoBoingo! Nothing like being able to shit in solitude on-demand, I tell you what
BingoBoingo: I was told the way to do that tramite is over the telephone in the dead of night to experience less hold music
BingoBoingo: Next stop the tramite de luz
BingoBoingo: But its official. I now have the keys. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Imma have to find where the Chinese that aren't recent arrival WTC suit guys are hiding
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 17:01 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829419 << here's a pro tip : the chinese own the argentine supply chain (all those "supermercados") and, to a lesser but present degree uruguayan. they have a very powerful informal banking system, for one thing, meaning that if you know one or two of the old chinese women handling their repatriation of cash needs you're in a prime position to move millions, as i can personally confirm from
BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829452 << ty for the insight ☝︎
asciilifeform: fwiw ru emigres (esp of the elderly sort) often stuck in exact same mode
mircea_popescu: tell them "i am a lord of this republic thingee, looking for a female chinese slave", see what they say.
asciilifeform: can even make a sort of conversation with these, once succeed in snapping'em out of that human ant mode where the most interesting thing in the universe is the petrol station where 2cents cheaper etc
mircea_popescu: anyway, they prolly lub you, seems to be alf traits muchly valued in "'when i hear 'culture', i reach for my pistol" china.
mircea_popescu: the engrish is so fucking flavour-specific, too.
asciilifeform: 'when will you take me relax'(cn postdoc chix to a young asciilifeform)
mircea_popescu: russkis, you know, the only reason they still exist anymore than poland today is that they're the only white people that can find anything attractive in the balls-of-lank.
mircea_popescu: well then you're doomed.
asciilifeform: it so happens that i dun dislike'em
mircea_popescu: the problem is significantly compounded by the fact absolutely nobody wants to fuck the ugly dyspepsia victims they spawn. those are women ?! in what bugworld.
asciilifeform prolly doomed to learn cn at some point
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sometimes goes to place exactly like-that, complete with old man
mircea_popescu: vying for male attention "on her own terms", which happen to be so counter-productive she's more pitiful than an old dog sleeping on a fresh grave.
mircea_popescu: what, she's gonna http://archive.is/JHLA3#selection-199.49-199.83 ? that's neither fucking useful not in any sense interesting, another http://trilema.com/2014/leonard-cohen-and-what-his-unhappy-life-can-teach-us/#selection-55.19-55.45
mircea_popescu: and similarily, i use my own whores to recruit young'uns ; but the chinese use their mothers. because what can you possibly do with an old woman ? what's she for in this world, if she isn't lubing up the teens and showing them how to fold their legs, a la http://trilema.com/2015/carnita/ ?
a111: Logged on 2014-09-17 04:25 mthreat: mircea_popescu: see this yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iudb0amH0sY
mircea_popescu: they resolved problems the yahoos in our colonies daren't even touch yet.
mircea_popescu: gatekeeper, keeps everyone happy. and in this sort of excellence of employment, the benefit of multi-millenary civilisation shows.
mircea_popescu: can't let him own the place, like fucktarded whitey. it's no good. can't throw him out on the street. wut do ?
mircea_popescu: this is what fucking culture is, finding uses for things. what are you going to do with an old man ?
mircea_popescu: some of these people might even observe he's still there later that day, and early or late the next day, and so on. so they might politely approach, and state their business, "respectable old man, chow dicks sent me from fuk-u province, i must so and so". and the old man will politely tell you to come back so and so later and so on.
mircea_popescu: often, [one of] their intakes (ie, like this place) will be a large chinese restaurant. in this busy, cheap place most people come to eat. some people who come to eat also notice the elderly gentleman sitting quietly in the back somewhere at a table, usually by himself, having tea if anything.
mircea_popescu: but of course, their idea of culture has nohing to see with what the wykeham professor of cocksucking might've told obama rice or condolezza hussein or whatever.
asciilifeform: i think they 'when i hear 'culture', i reach for my pistol' more or less to a man
asciilifeform has yet to meet the chinese who have a millifuck re anyffing whatsoever but wealth full-bore
mircea_popescu: of course, they're only impressed by two things : a) wealth or b) a mastery of chinese culture. so you're in a bit of a weak spot wrt. but being in a weak spot dun change what the world is.
mircea_popescu: in short, if in latam you want to make contact with the underground chinese republic first week not 2nd year.
mircea_popescu: it comes with other benefits, because they're well connected throughout, if you want a cop fired or a permit bit flipped ("hey, i want my restaurant to serve alcohol" / "hey, i want the restaurant downstairs to lose alcohol license so i can sleep") or whatever else they can probably help.
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 14:53 BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829350 << We don't have many chinese here other than recent arrival prospectors, but definitely going to start knocking on doors.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829419 << here's a pro tip : the chinese own the argentine supply chain (all those "supermercados") and, to a lesser but present degree uruguayan. they have a very powerful informal banking system, for one thing, meaning that if you know one or two of the old chinese women handling their repatriation of cash needs you're in a prime position to move millions, as i can personally confirm from ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: because to the malbolge programmer, "is %a in %b" implemented as what index of %b is %a at can't be safely >0'd, has to be >1'd.
mircea_popescu: escue, you know, the portion of rescue to regexp if you're too lazy to tease out off by one errors.
asciilifeform: and it does seem to get called in the case when neither half of rom passes rsa sig...
asciilifeform: some entirely non-rsaific attribute, that is
asciilifeform: ( spoiler : seems to clumsily look for string 'escue' and some, yet to be determined, magical attribute of a candidate rsa sig )
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform like a pile of magic numbers, vaguely reminiscent of "what letter is on the left bottom of page 23 of manual" crap
mircea_popescu: but to reiterate : there's nothing wrong with a broken, not complete, not working, not pretty etc genesis. most neonates are also not worth the fucking.
asciilifeform: ( not, naturally, any such thing in the public src )
asciilifeform: because to asciilifeform it looks like a lolnobus
asciilifeform: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/nLG1g/?raw=true << hey mircea_popescu , what does this look liek to you ?
mircea_popescu: we already have a mechanism to deal with irrelevance, there's no need for an ad-hoc, broken, personal implementation whenever something useful may be occuring, to fuck it up.
mircea_popescu: that's the one part of naggum you absolutely do not want.
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 06:15 mircea_popescu: this habit of "i'll publish" is on the record having killed more smart men than the police.
mircea_popescu: there is ~no~ benefit to delaying genesis-ification. all it buys one is the naggum stupidity, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829365 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 12:20 spyked: I think there's great benefit in the ffa chapter-based approach, so I'm not sure yet what the genesis should include. maybe only the lispm piece? or only the spec file from lispm? my sense so far is that after some discussion, at least some of the parts will be rewritten
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829397 << imho a genesis oughta be a proggy, if a minimal one << nah, a genesis can well be nothing more than the manifest, if the manifest is a one line poem. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: genesis should have included exactly the thing you published.
mircea_popescu: spyked> I think there's great benefit in the ffa chapter-based approach << that ~started with a genesis~. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: less than three hours away
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Today is. Provided dude shows up.
mod6: ah, well, let's hope the docs get signed today then
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: oh hah, i thought today was Getting Keys day
a111: Logged on 2018-06-24 19:38 mircea_popescu: recall that lulzy mochilla dood ?
a111: Logged on 2018-06-25 03:01 hanbot: BingoBoingo> Aite, next time I go to the feria to look at kitchen utensils Imma have to bring a latina. "Evwerything on the table is a matched set you won't separate" my ass << fwiw, in my experience the SA chinese shops have actually usable knives/glassware/etc (not cast iron specifically tho), and are guaranteed not to pretensewall, or at least, not in the same manner.
BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-25#1829350 << We don't have many chinese here other than recent arrival prospectors, but definitely going to start knocking on doors. ☝︎☟︎