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jurov: datetime.utcnow()
< datetime(2013, 3, 10, 23, 59, 59)
smickles: you can do a 'help
<command>' to get specifics
mpexbot: jurov: (help [
<plugin>] [
<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what
<command> does.
<plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
smickles:
< mircea_popescu> smickles bring mpexbot post online pls.
<< right away capin'
mod6: (15:52)
< mod6> hey nanotube
mpexbot: 21:35
<mpexbot> do you have an inknling of a clue what people would say if i used colored coins 'round here
smickles: 21:35
<mpexbot> do you have an inknling of a clue what people would say if i used colored coins would make it superior?
smickles: 21:35
<mpexbot> do you have an inknling of a pastebin where you've uploaded your gpg encrypted clearsigned order
mircea_popescu:
<kakobrekla> lets paste the mpex output to reddit
<<< thart was considered, and is still on the list :D
mpexbot: smickles: (post
<paste key>) -- Supply a pastebin paste key containing a signed and encrypted MPEx command. Respondes with a pastebin URL with MPEx's response.
smickles:
< mircea_popescu> you can also issue orders through it, via $post blabla, where blabla is the url of a pastebin where you've uploaded your gpg encrypted clearsigned order
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: (help [
<plugin>] [
<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what
<command> does.
<plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
TradeFortress:
<TradeFortress> mircea_popescu, any output smaller than 0.01 requires fee
smickles: gaaw, wtf are these people on about, do the really thing some script,ajax heavy site would do better against a sustained ddos than a few
<tr> tags?
mod6: (20:58)
<+Luke-Jr> anyhow, I was just trying to get a feel for how many people would run a counter-SD client if I take the time to write the code
mod6: (20:55)
<+mod6> wwjd
mod6: (20:55)
< jcpham> :)
mod6: (20:54)
<+Luke-Jr> jcpham: I'll be there to shoot you when you try.
mod6: (20:54)
< jcpham> luke-jr if you don't stfu about SD i'm going to burn your church down
mod6: (20:46)
<+Luke-Jr> mod6: yes
mod6: (20:46)
<+mod6> "First, SD has paid more mining fees than everyone else in the world, combined."
<< Is this a lie?
mod6: (20:48)
< maximian> These morons are gonna kill Bitcoin with this anti-SD crusade...
<<< this
mircea_popescu:
<topace_> how goes the mpex upgrades/"overhaul" ?
<< the mpexbot just showed up
mircea_popescu:
<BingoBongo> Btc is only fucked in the sense it is having fun getting its dick wet
<< this.
mod6: (20:09)
< BitHub> DEATH TO SD
mircea_popescu: jborkl " cant ddos the entire network"
<< o but they can.
dub:
<mircea_popescu> when that hungarian scammer showed up it he was checked out the next day
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 22 hours, and 30 seconds ago:
<burnside> I don't think so.
jborkl: instead of "he who has 200 dollars and spends his time f5-ing amazon and knows how to make fire hazard pics in his basement
<LOL
assbot: !ticker
<exchange>
<ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO)
mircea_popescu:
<jborkl> the majority with money agree, the rest dont count
<< this guy is mircea_popescu
jurov:
<phungus> we've shut it all down, working on restoring everyone else, please be patient
jurov:
<phungus> we've found out that it is indeed coinbr.com being ddos'ed
imsaguy: it only needs to live for
<10 minutes
mircea_popescu: 1M user with 1000 tx/sec is easier than 10 users with 1000 tx/sec
<<< you can't even distinguish users apart.
jurov: [18:31]
<arij> yea there is a massive amount of traffic hitting the node
mircea_popescu:
<assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50000 @ 0.00075 = 37.5 BTC [+]
Chaang-Noi:
<neofutur> and it will be back within hours
Chaang-Noi:
<neofutur> probably this update is being pushed to prod
Chaang-Noi:
<neofutur> 02:08
<@MagicalTux> we're pushing this urgently (but still after testing), so whithin next 24 hours
Chaang-Noi:
<neofutur> 02:08
<@MagicalTux> Blitzboom: we're working on some changes that will improve this a lot
Namworld: [22:19]
<@gribble> There are currently 181.27547 bitcoins offered at or under 42.0 USD, worth 7608.18637359 USD in total. | Data vintage: 35.9463 seconds
Namworld: [22:19]
<@gribble> There are currently 2.189923 bitcoins demanded at or over 36.0 USD, worth 82.4772267629 USD in total. | Data vintage: 17.4769
mod6: (19:12)
< dub> I've been waiting a long time for someone to simply dos gox for a few weeks
<< exactly.
mod6: (17:16)
<@assbot> [MPEX] [WHITEHOUSE] 1 @ 0.1337 [+]
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mod6: (17:04)
<@assbot> Whitehouse does not know S.MPOE.
<< O.O ?! LOL
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dub:
<bitcoinRT> Mar07 00:33:45 mtgox x499 5,774.6084 @ 37.8195421 USD
BitHub:
<bitcoinbubble> did mpex guy run off with the money?
mod6: (15:53)
<+mod6> (15:52)
< danieldaniel> MPEX is gone
<< DDOS brought down the main site, you can get to it here: mpex.coinbr.com
dub: I tried :( [18:55]
<dub> bitcoinbubble: jews did mpex
BitHub:
<bitcoinbubble> what happened to mpex.co
BitHub:
<danieldaniel> mircea got raided - lul
BitHub:
<+starsoccer> wtf do you mean cia snitch
mod6: (15:34)
< dub> I heard kim dotcom is dumping
<< and if you believe btctalk, he's changing his name to kim bitcoin
BitHub:
<ozbot> The White House
jcpham:
<doctor_pullfingr> -I don't know where coinbase buys. All I'm saying is that they're out and have been for a couple of days. When they no longer say they're out. I think the price of BTC stabilizes. Maybe it's a leading indicator.
mod6: dutifully moved right along to the next helping of predigested yet certifiedly safe circlejerk product.
<< exactly.
mod6: jcpham: oh man,
<3 Del Taco
mod6: (10:04)
< mircea_popescu> i think it was about time twitter got a dose of mp.
<< yes!
mircea_popescu:
<unbalanced> Anyone have theories as to why this runup is so fast then? Is it driven by MPEX futures, or trader manipulation, or is this how the Fed kills BTC: it just buys them all?
<< historically mpex futures tend to quench rallies (and probably drops too) rather than amplify them
mod6: (09:20)
< mircea_popescu> mod6 how often do customers go "mmkay"
<< haha, 0. the one guy I do a actual website for doesn't give a shit since he cuts down trees for a living lol
Chaang-Noi:
<assbot> [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 30 @ 0.65 = 19.5 BTC [-] nice :)
Chilca: urllib2.URLError:
<urlopen error [Errno 60] Operation timed out>
mircea_popescu: liek Mar 06 16:13:53
<pigeons> i can't get the only service that has never been hacked to come up
mircea_popescu: Mar 06 07:58:51
<mircea_popescu> o hey, it occurs to me, this is the right time to get hacked right ?
mod6: (08:48)
< smickles> mircea_popescu: heh, well, it's a boy, and he is expected to come mid may
<< Nice! It's getting closer. :]
gribble: anduck was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 20 hours, 24 minutes, and 36 seconds ago:
<Anduck> uhh
smickles: which came shortly after "16:14
< jurov> doing test buy order for 123 S.DICE..."
smickles: 16:14
<@assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 123 @ 0.0045 = 0.5535 BTC [+]
smickles:
< imsaguy> Wednesday is 24 hours long
<< or 28, depending on how you count timezones
smickles:
< thestringpuller> smickles returns, does he return with news of a second born? shouldn't be until mid-may
Chaang-Noi:
<amphipod> Mar06 07:48:37 bitfloor 6.3606 @ 48.49 USD
Chaang-Noi:
<amphipod> Mar06 07:21:21 mtgox x66 532.4452 @ 4,387.21444939 JPY
Chaang-Noi:
<amphipod> Mar06 07:21:21 mtgox x62 414.2822 @ 45.90051627 USD
mircea_popescu: the thing with btc is that it's useful worth 1 unit at a market cap
< 1bn, and worth significantly more than 10 units at a market cap > 10bn
mircea_popescu:
<mod6> too many amatures not enough pros, too many bitches, not enough ho's...
<< good one
Chaang-Noi:
<amphipod> Mar06 03:42:56 btce 1.1179 @ 39.53 USD
Chaang-Noi:
<amphipod> Mar06 03:10:42 mtgox x88 1,000.0000 @ 44.93371459 USD
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> when a nation collapses, people from nearby (and not so nearby) places come to vacuum up the valuables.
<< word on that.
mircea_popescu:
<gribble> There are currently 112.41585 bitcoins offered at or under 43.0 USD,
<< epic.
mircea_popescu:
<jcpham> i really hope this price finds long term support
<< it just might. the reason is that bitcoin with large marketcap is more useful than bitcoin with low mkt cap.
Ukto: [20:39]
<amphipod> Mar06 02:40:52 mtgox 0.4000 @ 43.00 USD