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gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, 1 minute, and 56 seconds ago:
<thestringpuller> ;;ticker
herbijudlestoids: so you sell someone the contract which gives them the right to short BTCUSD at 722. they will never exercise this contract unless the price is
<= 722
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 hours, 49 minutes, and 14 seconds ago:
<mircea_popescu> but anyway. got shit to do so, later.
Duffer1:
<---double click his name, type stuff in the new window, he'll probably get back to you when he's around
ThickAsThieves: [16:08]
<ThickAsThieves> but the person that dumped the genblock can?
ThickAsThieves: [16:07]
<BlueMatt> but, I dont have a way to readily do that
ThickAsThieves: [16:07]
<BlueMatt> well, all you have to do is figure out the genesis block change
ThickAsThieves: [16:07]
<BlueMatt> the original download can be found at coingen.io/...../761afffd_orig.zip instead of 761afffd.zip
ThickAsThieves: [16:07]
<BlueMatt> anyway, the coin is gonna rebuild with a slightly different genesis block
nubbins`: [16:14:38]
<ThickAsThieves> i knew what i was selling
nubbins`: [16:07:54]
<ThickAsThieves> First, I didn't really realize what would happen
nubbins`: [16:07:54]
<ThickAsThieves> First, I didn't really realize what would happen, and I really did not intend to harm. However, I do regret it.
dexX7:
<Duffer1> didn't he escrow?
<< he did
ThickAsThieves:
<KRS-One> ThickAsThieves: This was just for the lulz right?
<< as much as anything in life
Namworld: [23:19]
<mircea_popescu> like teaching a bunch of teenagers to enjoy walking naked about town ?
mircea_popescu:
<herbijudlestoids> i gotta say, im used to hanging out with opinionated geeks, but yall have some of the weirdest forced opinions iv encountered
<< bs. nobody here has any opinions.
benkay:
<mircea_popescu> benkay splendid stragety.
ThickAsThieves:
<mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves srsly, if mtgox closes this month those puts will likely hurt.
ThickAsThieves:
<mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves whassat ?
<<< to learn how to hold onto your bitcoins
benkay:
<benkay> coins will drift out of wallets operated by people who do not adhere
benkay:
<benkay> and also yes, i put a huge risk premium on anything having to do with
benkay:
<benkay> the gox operation as a history of completely fucking it up
benkay:
<benkay> the gox mgmt team has a history of incompetence
benkay:
<benkay> evaluation criteria: management teams, past performance
mircea_popescu:
<BingoBoingo> pankkake: No one will remember Doge then. It will be HerpBuxx. Named after teen singer Derp Heiperp
<< mircea_popescu:
<pLambert> What about Somalia, I thought they were supposed to be Utopia?
<<< they used to be but then kako got snowed in.
mircea_popescu: nubbins`> you may need to be sponsored by an employer to get settled, not sure of the ins and outs
<< drive over, hire a lawyer to start a companby, have the company hire you.
kakobrekla: > if(Close[1]
< Close[n] && Close[1] > Close[s]) {
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mircea_popescu:
<KRS-> Now her butt is going to smell like that countertop.
<< i'd be more worried about the reverse tbh
mircea_popescu:
<kakobrekla> lol mircea_popescu, endoftheworld.swf outside, 4 days bash queue UNACEPTABRU
<<< ThickAsThieves: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C125T] 317 @ 0.01531827 = 4.8559 BTC [-]
<<< Bugpowder wants to play
ThickAsThieves:
<KRS-> ThickAsThieves: What is it about ATC that allows everyone to finally focus on ONE coin? Looks like you just added another.
<<<< No, I shifted the paradigm.
ThickAsThieves:
<dub> ThickAsThieves: pot holes in ur blog too
<< i skim, and 2dopeboyx
kakobrekla: 22:33.28 ( kingofsports ) I'd sell that option anyday. 400% gain in price in 30 days. VERY doubtful.
< never happend in btc, ever.
mircea_popescu:
<Dimsler__> cause btct was the only legit one
<<< so they said.
ThickAsThieves:
<pankkake> a coingen sha256 would be a good base, at least I can replace the coin name :p
<<< but really, if it is useful, surely one of the packages for download is that
http://coingen.io/status.html ThickAsThieves:
<Dimsler__> ThickAsThieves, unless you're one of the top 100 wallet holders who really cares
<<<< i missed something?
ThickAsThieves: [BTCTC] [TAT.MINIGAME] 2 @ 0.000269 = 0.0005 BTC [+]
<<< good times
mircea_popescu:
<nubbins`> drops what they're doing and runs to table
<<< i usually just dump the money on the table if the girl fed me or on the nightstand if she fucked me.
mircea_popescu:
<ThickAsThieves> well just go to restaurants with QR codes in pocket, pay yourself, then be all ZOMG what's happening!
<<< sorta like the self-hitting pedestrians.
ThickAsThieves:
<nubbins`> well what is "black", really
<<< something about dark matter and absence of light, still sorting it all out i think
mircea_popescu:
<pankkake> black holes not black, pluto not a planet. damn scientists
<< SCAM
ThickAsThieves: "Or in other words, while the sauce for the goose works just fine for the gander, this point is well wasted on vegetarians : the stuff they eat doesn’t even have gender."
<< Cuz we mostly eat the gendery parts!
ThickAsThieves:
<mircea_popescu> i tried to watch capote and i couldn't get through the whole thing. --- mme too
kakobrekla: 14:43.59 ( Ken` ) 8:43 AM
<RaTTuS|BIG> [11:53]
<@MagicalTux> BitCoroner, because phantomcircuit found a security issue with showing this
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> to say that laptop is unnecessary is like supposing that nothing smaller than a squad machine gun is of any use in war
<< this is facually true
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> this isn't really an issue with full-scale machines, where you can mix&match hw
<<< shit, laptops just got killed.
gribble: sturles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 37 weeks, 4 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, and 36 seconds ago:
<sturles> I've upgraded my clients to latest git. Not forwarding or mining silly dust spam any more.
ThickAsThieves:
<nubbins`> what i want to see is a major utility announce that they ONLY accept btc.
<<<< i might add "design a 100% Pure Bitcoin seal design" to my todo list
gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 0 days, 0 hours, 57 minutes, and 40 seconds ago:
<thestringpuller> ;;ticker