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BingoBoingo: danielpbarron> put patient in catapult
<< Not necessary, warm humid atmosphere is probably sufficient. Or ISIS member with bomb vest.
nubbins`:
<joecool> kyrio: hm, i had it in wikipedia for awhile that Seal's face was mauled by dogs as a child, stayed up for a year or so
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> xanthyos: that story never made sense - why would we get own coffins
<< it makes perfect sense if you consider it for the communicatioon exercise it actually is.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform> no historical example of this, afaik, but the totalitarian state is a rather young thing
<< Not so young, socrates tried to implement it
xanthyos:
<+mircea_popescu> no but see... be-gone-yas
<< this cryptic breakup pun is pilkingtonian
Apocalyptic:
<asciilifeform> what is even the deal with xchat. / ignore user ALL doesn't seem to work. // you have to provide a hostmask for
<user>
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: hell, captain kidd supposedly did it at his hanging.
<< this.
mircea_popescu: assbot: NSA Mind-Bender: We Won't Tell You What Info We Already Leaked to the Media | WIRED
<<< i was having a lulz earlier at that
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: And unlike MtGox I hack on live php withou knowing php or crashing the thing.
<<< this is pretty much why people like php
mircea_popescu: ninjashogun: For exmaple, i would rate you a 1 (easily) based on our previous conversation, but it wouldn't accept it.
<< such pandering.
mike_c: [19:33]
<ninjashogun> have you had a look at the logs? Usually it's barely legal porn and random derping.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes> hey why not an air-breathing mach-5 vehicle?
<< H00000000H
PeterL: ninjashogun: I'm the startup founder you talked with before - I hvae the two projects/companies farther along, that I don't think we discussed, and I bleieve we discussed the solar plane in depth.
<< yes, I remember that conversation
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: how can one love anything about nyc
<< pretty much my thoughts exactly, being the soul-depleting shithole that it is.
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo >Surveillance Mogul: Make Bitcoin Like Paypal
< last link/sentence is a bit off
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: there's no age limit, you can be an adult at about 12.
<< thus, bar/bat mitzvah.
mircea_popescu:
<pete_dushenski> as a result, the asian kids and i aren't suffering from the braindamage of a few dozen concussions mixed with cum crackers.
<< they still do the cum crackers ?!
atcbot: >> No data returned from CoinMiner.net
<< [PityThePool Hashrate]: 1301.09 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 2.03 TH/s [P2P Hashrate]: 1.63 TH/s
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski this would explain why i was one of the very few non-asian kids playing badminton at a high junior level.
<< well, either that or the other kids thinking badminton's for fags and nobody having translated the memo in azn ?
mircea_popescu:
<danielpbarron> they think they are in Bitcoin and are on over 100 radio stations in the US
<< worst comes to worst we'll have some lulz.
pete_dushenski: diametric: i'll change my nick for 10 bitcoin.
<< for 10 bitcents it might be worth it do not confuse you with decimation
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: Adlai: now go and see reaction time vs. intelligence (take your pick of any known simple test for either of the two). disturbingly close. 0.8, if i recall.
<< til again! this would explain why i was one of the very few non-asian kids playing badminton at a high junior level.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in exactly the same place as the goats growing recombinant butyrylcholinesterase (antidote+prophylactic against organophosphate poisoning, $30k+ a dose at current production methods)
<< steepish. but is one dose enough?
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: Macintosh portable seems like better value proposition
<< my mom had one of these when i was young. she used to take it on business trips to russia.
BingoBoingo:
<ThickAsThieves> yeah sound slike you need a macbook
<< Macintosh portable seems like better value proposition
BingoBoingo:
<asciilifeform> but interestingly, only some people can see it (showed it to one fellow, he could, other - not)
<< colorbliness being incredibly common is super open secret sort of disabilitit
BingoBoingo:
<ThickAsThieves> just wear black
<< Party today is basically just black oil cloth with some sort of gold fabric for the sash. Definitely heavier than togas worn by those three times my weight
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: oct 5th never 4get!
<< but i thought sept 26 was your day?
BingoBoingo:
<pete_dushenski> mircea_popescu: anyway, anyone with serious long term btc plans better get your criminal suits ready
<< pinstripes ok?
<< I'll probably just break out the old Party Toga from College.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: anyway, anyone with serious long term btc plans better get your criminal suits ready
<< pinstripes ok?
gribble: pankkake was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 6 hours, 27 minutes, and 11 seconds ago:
<pankkake> here is 0.000195.
chetty:
<Apocalyptic>
<ThickAsThieves> [16:22:45] wall st bleeding // again ?//seems to have mostly recovered since then
Apocalyptic:
<ThickAsThieves> [16:22:45] wall st bleeding // again ?
mircea_popescu: "
<kakobrekla> i got distracted by a pussy and a pair of tits." ?
jurov:
<Adlai> and yes, it's fair to say that i was "mistreated" by never having to work for money until i stopped accepting my parents' charity
<< this is patently false
mircea_popescu:
<ben_vulpes> how can one love anything about nyc
<< i love the taxis there too
ben_vulpes:
<asciilifeform> they can move to usa and massage machines, yes.
<< bashed
ben_vulpes:
<mircea_popescu> well there's always a cab in ny...
ben_vulpes:
<mircea_popescu> i think a vanishingly small minority of parents actually adds value through parenting.
<< the "how to parent well" resources are well drowned in noise
BingoBoingo:
<Adlai> that only tests "intelligence" as it relates to the types of "math" in your test
<< Well in the later rounds it test how well a brain functions when dampened
BingoBoingo:
<Adlai> what is a "known simple test" for "intelligence", though?
<< Measured intoxication
mircea_popescu:
<dub> where are teh bitbets? 50K US deaths by chrimbus
<< make it.
BingoBoingo:
<dub> you forget this is libertard holy grail, fully half of all bitcoiners are sitting in the bunker cleaning ar15 right now
<< AR-15 is rather heavy for a walk to the exit
mircea_popescu:
<diametric> honestly, though, ebola has an R0 of 2, its less serious than measles
<< this is relying on a whole string of assumptions.
decimation: diametric: I agree with you that ebola in the us likely has r
<< 1.0, and will not be a pandemic
BingoBoingo:
<asciilifeform> what does fox news prescribe for ebola ?
<< The more important question is where are those magic tobacco plants growing those antibodies
gabriel_laddel: mircea_popescu: (no, it’s not all physiology, there’s a lot to the functioning of the brain that’s purely cultural, and thus ethnic, and thus sure black kids immersed into white culture could in principle get the same IQ measurements as white kids while black kids from Africa or the ghetto never will)
<< lolno.
mircea_popescu:
<decimation> and by 'invade your person' I mean 'subject to arbitrary measures of physical control
<< they still doing the "freeze" kindergarten game in airports ?
mircea_popescu:
<devthedev> What do you think would be the best way to handle MPEx shares for Qntra?
<< whatr do you ean handle ?
mircea_popescu:
<decimation> I suspect that few of the young apprentices that mircea_popescu mentioned ended up dispising the masters who showed them how dumb they were
<< actually, if the periodic apprentice riots are anything to go by, they probably resented their masters to their grave.
mircea_popescu: * Adlai is a bit puzzled by the incentives arising from s.qntr's share model... authors are incentivized to write the longest possible article which will pass review, while the editor is incentivized to pick the shortest available article on a specific subject
<< works i guess.
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> larval cycle where you are supported by external wires (parents, student debt, etc.)
<< clearly spending your own money as you see fit should be a better position than begging mom/govt. so if that's what it is then... yeah, waste it. it sucks.
mircea_popescu:
<asciilifeform> or is there a set of staff authors ... ?
<< set as in brothel. anyone can submit for an audition
mircea_popescu:
<cazalla> so regards to finding additional author, on the about page i added must be in wot + 6 months #b-a logs, i'm happy to loosen requirements if article quality is up to par, what do people think?
<< yah if they're in the wot at all and they submit something that's decent should be ok
BingoBoingo:
<asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: if so, the simplest device is... a bank. the infected cash is brought to the bank, and given to the hapless devil inside. afterwards, one walks six metres to the cash machine and withdraws clean cash (generally, where i live, only newly-printed money is ever placed into the cassette, to avoid jamming rollers.)
<< Out I get some used, but pressed bills out of the cash machine
BingoBoingo: * asciilifeform finds it quite impossible to imagine anything other than a mutilated corpse following 'won't believe what happens next' phrase.
<< Woodchipper fan fiction