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asciilifeform: and they'll do what ? raid the meth dispensary ? post angry lolcats on reddit ? http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-27#1703521 ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the warehouse kidz can be corralled into anything at all if can be persuaded that 'no alternative'
asciilifeform: 'Inaugurarea santierului pentru constructia Casei Poporului, 1984 iunie 25, cu secretarul general al Partidului Comunist Român, presedintele Republicii Socialiste România, tovarasul Nicolae Ceausescu.'
asciilifeform: it is labeled aha
asciilifeform: Visam decenii de suveranitate << lollomatic
asciilifeform: lol!
asciilifeform: noshit.jpg
asciilifeform: ( 'sell makeup-selling-kits to fellow hausfraus, getrich' )
asciilifeform: the earliest were targeted at gurlz
asciilifeform: 'multilevels'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually the pseudobusiness tradition is older, goes back to the 1950s american pyramids, 'amway' et al
asciilifeform: it was a gag then and gag now.
asciilifeform: napoleon's 'marshall's baton in the knapsack of every soldier' is a lulgag
asciilifeform unfamiliar with subj
asciilifeform: it's ~exactly the same thing
asciilifeform: not particularly different from the folx who play lotteries
asciilifeform: so it's a -ev game. and ergo no surprise that the people playing it, are turnips.
asciilifeform: contrary to popular belief, there is ~no moneys in the shitware biz. ( consider : spam makes ~0 ; ransomism trojan of global proportions ends up making a few dozen btc at best; what remains ? ...selling 'toolz' to ~penniless idjits ? )
asciilifeform: iirc there is even a usgological internal term for the process, but i fughot
asciilifeform: the conversion of a heathenpit into a honeypot, without skipping a beat of music, is fairly common thing
asciilifeform: whossat
asciilifeform: ( avg. at 200-300 )
asciilifeform: W
asciilifeform: 700 ea.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: find also if the 12.6kW refers to peak or avg.
asciilifeform: aa
asciilifeform: !~calc 12600 / 42
asciilifeform: this is a what, 42u ?
asciilifeform: notbad
asciilifeform: 'stierlitz and mueller strolled around berlin, and saw some chix hanging around. 'shall we pick some up?' - suggested stierlitz. 'why?' - answered mueller. - let'em keep hanging'
asciilifeform: ( theoretically, can haz 'eternal' boxes, welded shut )
asciilifeform: incidentally anybody interested in the diskless variant discussed in last thread ?
asciilifeform: will he fly to change disks ? clean fans ?
asciilifeform: ( how it is structured. i.e. is it a tentacle ? )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: know anything re the vendor ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: investigate amperage also.
asciilifeform: can turn into moar reasonably quickly.
asciilifeform: 3 currently in asciilifeform's tortureroom.
asciilifeform: picture if lenin's band had insisted on payment in advance / monthly invoicing etc .
asciilifeform: the implication also is that there is a particular kind of mistake, exemplified imho by the zeroasset corp thing in bbet, that is easy to make -- to insist that the energy be conserved at all times ☟︎
asciilifeform: simply re the 'contract is important for what it doesn't say' item
asciilifeform: recall bbet etc
asciilifeform: notbad
asciilifeform: i have the fr orig somewhere but i assumed ben_vulpes wants eng
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: http://loper-os.org/pub/quinniec.djvu
asciilifeform: 1s
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: yes
asciilifeform: i was actually thinking of doing jp this yr.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform's jp-fu too weak to say if works there.
asciilifeform: imho it captures the structure.
asciilifeform: either
asciilifeform: 'bout as near as my anglization
asciilifeform: well all the sense it's ever gonna make in engl.
asciilifeform: more like 'stierlitz fought with gusto. gusto fought as he could. AsHecould was a man's man. aMans was a girl who did not abide wimps.'
asciilifeform: see it dun translate at all
asciilifeform looks again
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: of self
asciilifeform has been on a lengthy ro kick but not equal to this job
asciilifeform realized that 80+% of the joakes, don't translate worth a shit, e.g. 'Штирлиц дрался с огоньком. Огонек дрался как мог. Мог был парень крутой. А Крутая слабаков не жаловала.' << can this be made to work in ro ? or do you need agglutinative declensions necessarily.
asciilifeform: ( the staph on your nose will ~also~ take over your cultures if you give it half a chance )
asciilifeform: this'd suggest laughably poor lab hygiene tho
asciilifeform: lolwat
asciilifeform: ( http://lib.ru/ANEKDOTY/vonstir.txt_with-big-pictures.html << largest collection asciilifeform knows of )
asciilifeform: 'stierlitz was thrown from the tenth floor, but caught on a balcony by a miracle. but the next day, the miracle was swollen and interfered with walking.'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: bigger problem -- got brain from chipmunk
asciilifeform: or see the rusty staples thread.
asciilifeform: )
asciilifeform: ( 'stierlitz walked on the streets of berlin. mueller recognized that he was a soviet spy, but not because of the ppsh machinepistol clumsily slung across his shoulder, and not because of the parachute he dragged behind him, but because of the maker tag on his waistcoat, 'bolshevikess', which in typical russian slopiness had not been torn off.' ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: кармана пиджака по истинно русской безалаберности.'
asciilifeform: or the even moar sacramental 'Штирлиц шел по Берлину. Мюллер узнал в нем советского разведчика, но не по ППШ, небрежно наброшенному на плечо, и не по парашюту, волочившемуся сзади, а по клейму фабрики "Большевичка", кото- рое забыли отпороть с внутреннего
asciilifeform: re 'wrote that she hates america', oblig stierlitz : '23 февраля Штирлиц надел свою старую, любимую буденовку, взял в руки красное знамя и, распевая революционные песни, пошел к рейхсканцелярии. В это день он как никогда был близок к провалу.'
asciilifeform: *sqeal
asciilifeform: 'in the official dachas, amidst the flicker of tv screens and the squal of mosquitoes, the brass agreed that it will be the last generation of brass' or how did limonov put it. ☟︎
asciilifeform: sorta how ye olde su cashed in its chips.
asciilifeform: ( orig. usg turd at https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4081446/Reality-Winner-Order-RE-Release-From-Custody.pdf ftr. )
asciilifeform: 'While Defendant has surrendered her passport and cannot obtain another one in her own name, this obstacle provides little assurance given her self-described desire to "burn the White house down" and "[find somewhere in Kurdistan to live ... or Nepal."'
asciilifeform: and, gold medal lulz,
asciilifeform: otted against the United States Government. Gov't Ex. 11. On the same day, Defendant wrote her sister she hated America. When her sister responded with incredulity, Defendant proclaimed again she hated America and explained she feels this way because America is "literally the worst thing to happen to the planet."'
asciilifeform: '"hates" America, misused a top-secret computer during her Air Force career, admires Edward Snowden and Julian Assange... ...one need look no further than Defendant's own writings to surmise that she hates the United States and has plotted against the government. On February 25, 2017, during training for her new NSA job, Defendant wrote her sister that she would fail a polygraph because of questions conceming whether she had ever pl
asciilifeform: speaking of chix, realityloser denied bail, and amidst some quality freislering, http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/e2wnU/?raw=true :
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: pet : 'problem with dysgenics hypothesis is that the pertinent change is much too slow' ' asciilifeform : 'entirely possible that descent and climb are wholly asymmetric -- just like process of falling from a plane is quite unlike take-off; 1 or 2 generations of supernumerary children failing to die, possibly can wreck the pool'
asciilifeform: reminds me, asciilifeform had interesting convo with pet re the dysgenics thread
asciilifeform: aha, staphylococcus is everywhere, and in yer nose, but not everybody rots.
asciilifeform: ( https://archive.is/ENtoS and elsewhere if anyone gives a shit )
asciilifeform: ( author has long history of jwzism : lobbies for legislative 'nsa reform', 'quit security journalism because draconian laws', etc )
asciilifeform: if we waited for something, and paid more, it would still stop working in six months and we’d have to buy something new.' etc
asciilifeform: 'It is to the benefit of software companies and programmers to claim that software as we know it is the state of nature. They can do stupid things, things we know will result in software vulnerabilities, and they suffer no consequences because people don’t know that software could be well-written. Often this ignorance includes developers themselves. We’ve also been conditioned to believe that software rots as fast as fruit. That
asciilifeform: in other lulz, not only trilema gets plagiarized... https://www.emptywheel.net/2017/09/14/software-is-a-long-con ( https://archive.is/TYEEm ) happily peddles http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1719 + http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1299 with serialnumberfiledoff
asciilifeform: ( keccak ? )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: which done
asciilifeform brb
asciilifeform: ( if it is not obvious how to turn a hasher into a ciphrator, and vice-versa, i will describe if asked )
asciilifeform: ( constant-spacetime-able, and not in any particular way known to be weaker than the other voodoos, and you already ~have~, presumably, a keccak )
asciilifeform: my current favourite voodoocipher is keccak-as-cipher.
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: ( because otherwise you are making entirely new voodootron from scratch, will need test sets, etc )
asciilifeform: then definitely existing-serpent-shamirized
asciilifeform: in point of fact mining excavators use multitude of small buckets...
asciilifeform: ( cpu? space ? )