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asciilifeform: imagine if the stone age had extended far beyond where it did, and man built gigantic stone swords.
asciilifeform: rather than mathematicized-about.
asciilifeform: decimation: the cure for this depression is to understand that a machine can be built to be -understood-. ☟︎
decimation: I became depressed by dijkstra when he demonstrated how impossible it would be to fully check a simple multiplier circuit
asciilifeform: mainly - moving bits from one place to another.
asciilifeform: laugh, laugh. but most of what you expect from your computer is not -mathematically- more complicated than 'hello world.'
decimation: it helps a great deal if the programming language you use guarantees proper memory allocation, bounds checking, etc.
asciilifeform: it isn't too much sweat.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: try, for instance, a bugless 'hello world'
decimation: usg is the unintentional beneficiary of a great deal of "I want to make a difference" altruism
kakobrekla: asciilifeform do you claim you can write bugless code (maybe even given the right platform to do it on)
decimation: what I find inexplicable is that you find folks in the us who absolutely hate everything about usg policies, in terms of how it mismanages wealth, fails to jail criminals, etc, and yet are willing to serve the military side
decimation: see the bitcoin/socom meeting in the link above http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2014#846156 ☝︎
asciilifeform: decimation: mp added a c) if i recall: 'kill and bury the pyramid builders, blind the architect'
decimation: I think usg inspires a fair amount of zealotry actually
assbot: Logged on 27-08-2014 04:09:34; asciilifeform: if you (org.) want to keep secrets, the menu is roughly: a) employ incorruptible fanatics b) keep all henchmen incommunicado, in 'шарашка' prisons c) there is no 'c.' tertium non datur.
asciilifeform: 'If you're a defendant, you don't get to claim your fingerprints miraculously appeared at a crime scene... If you're a bookkeeper, you don't get to say money miraculously disappeared from your company...' ☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: if you create a 'heartbleed' - you are a вредитель. and whether you did it intentionally, given the impossibility of proof - does not matter. ☟︎
kakobrekla: alright ill take a look
asciilifeform: even if there is no immediately visible 'smoking gun'
asciilifeform: this essay more or less explains why it is necessary to presume an author, and his handlers.
assbot: Why Science Can't Accept Miracles (Even if They Really Exist)
decimation: do we know who the author is?
kakobrekla: dunno if its so easy to claim that
asciilifeform: decimation: who knew << the author.
decimation: this 'bash bug' is hilarious. one wonders who knew about it for the past few years, and who exploited it unawares...
BingoBoingo: DMOZ being a project left for the people who aren't even good enough for wikipedia fail.
BingoBoingo thinks to DMOZ's undead fate
assbot: Yahoo killing off Yahoo after 20 years of hierarchical organization | Ars Technica
BingoBoingo: In the interim my younger brother went to dental school, and... why the fuck didn't I do that...
asciilifeform: trivially extend the cable that connects laptop keyboard. but, why?!?
BingoBoingo: My brother's freshman year room mate I am told had a pantent on a similar detachable keyboard arrangement.Last I check as of 2007 the VC circus had enlarged his expectation's sphincter many guages
asciilifeform: loongson (and, afaik, anyone else) does not sell such a thing
BingoBoingo: I was inclined to think that might be the laptop's own detached
asciilifeform: sat on top of the laptop
asciilifeform: no, the keyboard
BingoBoingo: Are there any longsoons that aren't in miniature?
BingoBoingo: I thought he was always on longsoon now a days. I'd never seen one with a detaching keyboard though.
BingoBoingo: looks like a bit of interesting chicom tech
asciilifeform: what is rms holding in the photo?
assbot: Shellshock just 'a blip' says Richard Stallman as Bash bug attacks increase | Technology | theguardian.com
BingoBoingo: "Lindh’s NAS ran Bash alternative Dash by default and a tweet from security researcher Dragos Ruiu appeared to back up Lindh’s early research. If derivatives of Bash are also vulnerable to Shellshock, this would widen the number of potential targets massively." << BADBOIS Guy >> http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/sep/26/bash-bug-shellshock-richard-stallman
BingoBoingo: I wish I had the dexterity to handle clockwork in a creative way
asciilifeform: a there, Doctor.'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: Strangelove: 'Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.' Russian Ambassador: 'I must confess, you have an astonishingly good ide
BingoBoingo: Africa where Ebola is about to become a permanent feature of life, or South America where anyone of worth from the remains of Rome settled are the extant options.
BingoBoingo: If you are worried about the mineshaft gap you are on the wrong continent
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BingoBoingo: Hidden, Fortress, and neither compose a triangle.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: And there's the trick. You can't have shangri-la without fresh nubile women, and you can't have a place for them to congregate without a city. By this metric a courtyard between building wings could be all the gultch necessary.
asciilifeform: what kind of 'gulch' would that be.
BingoBoingo: The tragic flaw with TDV's Galts gultch Chile is that it could have been viabile if only instead they went for an apartment block in a city...
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: presumably one-way trip ?
BingoBoingo: So likely the plan may or may not involve hoofing it that stretch and buying another motor vehicle
BingoBoingo: I'm coming to terms with my car running out of value to make it worth boating across the Darien
BingoBoingo: And then checking in baggage from Neuvo Laredo to hardware BA
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Too heavy for Mexico backpack
BingoBoingo is still rather sad there is interesting harware right down US 50 from himself, but it is too heavy to acquire.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well they probably already had the form letter ready
asciilifeform: lol that turd reads like it was a 'mad libs' product
assbot: Three steps you need to take to avoid overreacting to the bash bug | CSO Online
BingoBoingo: Then there's the revenue sharing and salary cap shit in the NFL that makes me nauseous... Why should good teams have to disband their core in the same of salary caps? I have no problem with the idea that a Jeter and A Rod-less Yankee team will have Giancarlo Stanton, but salary caps a sa parity tool are even stupider in the NFL where they actually exist as most players careers end within two seasons.
BingoBoingo: Creeping up on the NFL (and College Football) is the specter of people prefering to watch games at the bar or at home. Combatting this so far has been teams declaring any Stadium older than 15 years obsolete, but all it takes is one city calling the bluff and chasing their team to Los Angeles for the pressure the NFL exerts to deflate.
BingoBoingo: Baseball went through this in the 1960's though when neither Marris nor Mantle could be the next Babe Ruth.
BingoBoingo: As great as Lebron is, his legacy is going to be compared to the Mega Stars from before the Internet gave such categories serious competition.
BingoBoingo: Baseball fucked itself pretty hard by discouraging anyone from liking good players with the PED witchhunt, but... At least it never had a Space Jam.
BingoBoingo: The NBA of course is its own different animal in that it is still recovering from Space Jam, Kazam, and everything but basketball being the center of attention
BingoBoingo: Right, because Derek Jeter gets to go out with dignity and... Brett Farve after all that CTE can't even continue to grasp hook up etiquette.
RagnarDanneskjol: right - baseball is the exception
BingoBoingo: Well, I like baseball because the great players have the space to make careers. Same for hockey. In the NFL though, I tend to root for players over teams and hope they survive long enough to make it over the sub-two year average career.
BingoBoingo: College teams have to keep merely replacement level players from being a handicap.
BingoBoingo: But that's a hazard of the College game. Good players lose eligibility. Whereas in the NFL you can pick a position play to within 5lbs and 0.5 inches of the coach's ideal
BingoBoingo: You can have a great quarterback, but it doesn't mean much if they have to burn time getting the ball in the first place instead of getting it downfield.
BingoBoingo: Doubt He'll finish the season if they keep that center.
BingoBoingo: On the other side Mizzou's quarterback displayed spectacluar gymnastic feats of athleticism... merely getting the ball on completely fucked snaps.
BingoBoingo: The dude was on supplemental oxygen though before he came back. Why he didn't fucking cross the street to the hospital(s) you could see on camera I will never know.
BingoBoingo: Dude sat out the entire second quarter on an oxygen machine, game back the second half. Made game winning plays. Definitely making it into the Nfl if he doesn't get himself killed first.
RagnarDanneskjol: missed that one
BingoBoingo: But still Tevin Coleman, coming back from a near coma was a beast for Indiana.
RagnarDanneskjol: right - that was pretty lame
BingoBoingo: But I will admit last week's Mizzou loss, they might as well have fucking lost to Mckendree, another Alma Mater which only joined the NCAA 2 years ago, in D 2
BingoBoingo: For the Most part. On the downside other divisions can produce some ridiculously dominant teams due to the lack of serious threats
RagnarDanneskjol: me too - they make other divisions look like JV imo
BingoBoingo: Curse of one of the ALma Maters.
BingoBoingo: decimation: What drives excitement in the college game is how disproportionately good the great players are in relation to replacement level. Hence Johnny Manziel singlehandedly making A&M competitive or Tevin Coleman avoiding a coma leading the Indiana upset over Missouri lastweekend almost on his own (Missouri's shitty center helped by not knowing how to snap the fucking ball to the quarterback) http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/
BingoBoingo: decimation: Not really considering Illinois managed to stay in. Hilarious will be that in the next 5 years there is going to be a game where Maryland fucks the ever loving shit out of Ohio State.
decimation: the fact that maryland is in the big ten now his hilarious
assbot: Top teams will attempt to avoid traps in Week 5 of college football. | SportsonEarth.com : Matt Brown Article
asciilifeform: talk backwards in time, or with 'parallel universes' - take your pick
Duffer1: presumably zero latency depending on the range of the receiving sensor
Duffer1: yep, but without the traditional propogation of a signal through wire
asciilifeform: as far as anyone can tell - equal to 'c'
assbot: Speed of gravity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: There is a war coming: Cory Doctorow on the future regulation of general purpose computation video | Comment is free | The Guardian
BingoBoingo: Airplane is solaris box and scada controllers, Airplane is Unix box with wings http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2012/apr/19/cory-doctorow-regulation-computation-video time roughly 15:15
assbot: Doctor Grumpy in the House: Memories...
BingoBoingo: What... the fuck...
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BingoBoingo: To compensate I imagine they follow with individual grains of sand...
BingoBoingo: Ah. So two of those could do most of the work in the 'peine forte et dure'