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mircea_popescu: then the question readily become "how much free shit would it be fair for the $peoplesendingmeenvelopes to send me on a yearly basis"
mircea_popescu: blue collar dude bought a house if he scrounged and saved for one.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, speaking of the whole http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-22#1588696 http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-07#1711102 etc : did anyone ever come up with a formal functional expression of Dirac's delta ? ☝︎☝︎☟︎
trinque: deedbot wallet ready when I perform a privkey generation ritual after fg final test.
mircea_popescu: in other news, the "action movie" phenomenon of the 70s/early 80s is a very interesting epiphenomenon of the maga.
mircea_popescu: bonus points for a text full of "I" as FUCKING IF he's me, except of course we don't get to even see the fucktard's fucking name aywhere.
mircea_popescu: i expect they called in sick and spent the rest of the day in a lavatory.
mircea_popescu: ing from curtain rods, all sorts and manner of paraphenailia which, if regarded by neutral eyes cast a strange shadow on ortdinary items (why is there a pile of xl condom packs RIGHT NEXT TO rubbing alcohol and what is that pointy thing?!?!?).
mircea_popescu: in other such lulz, had a team of professionals (3 sorry looking kids) from super-duper local isp do a bunch of cable laying. leaving aside that the job included climbing a 3 story bare metal outside ladder to get to the roof, which was a first for all of 'em, the place itself... well, the girls were dressed, exceptionally, but i only realised by and by that there's a lot of shit such as ball gags laying about, bullwhips hang
asciilifeform: from where did mircea_popescu even get a gnomiferous box..? will assume he took it off a dead nazi
asciilifeform: lol, 'only a terrorist would have a 80kB without newline' ?
mircea_popescu: in other lulz : "gedit" (gnome lulz-nano) SIMPLY CRASHES if fed a 60kb no-spaces textfile.
mircea_popescu is a getter.
BingoBoingo: I hear the DIA endorses making a 5x5 game board with the options as squares, ripping a rooster's head off and choosing the square the rooster dies on
mircea_popescu: anyway, the more general problem with niggers is that there's always more niggers than fried chicken. what's a poor niggger to do besides "alternatives" to fried chicken / stone soup ?
BingoBoingo: Still, it is an untested venue for injecting a hot load of Republican Memen
BingoBoingo: Early surverying however suggest a strong possibility that it's just a bunch of self promoting cancerous faggots circle jerking for alt-socialism
mircea_popescu: what;s a gab ai ?
BingoBoingo: OMG is that a NAZI driffle of memen they are slobbering over?!
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-22#1716716 << i'm with asciilifeform on that one, there are worse fates, but this bit was lulzy: "I'm going to a self-defense course which is going to be tailored to de-arming people, so if I do come across that situation at least I'm prepared for it." i mean, that joke is so old SNL made a skit ☝︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ok, but question is why not. it's eminently a public key neh.
BingoBoingo: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/09/22/donald-trump-might-made-mistake-endorsing-luther-strange/ << A Great Again Divided Again Can Again? y/N
mircea_popescu: and then they want to sit there and derp on about how mit is the premiere science and technology something or the other and someone gives a shit about whatever conference and so on and so following in this manner.
trinque: so when a hurricane rapes and flattens Haiti, what's that? bitch bot bad directions?
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: high yellow :: Referring to a person of African American decent that has very light skin, also see [redbone] [ex:] That girl is so high yellow, she lights up a dark room! [/ex] | There's nothing derogatory about being High yellow. It has nothing to do with jealousy of darker complexioned blacks, or bi-racials who think they are better then others. Not all light skinned black people are biracial, (8 more messages)
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: redbone :: Light skinned female/male mixed with black and another race. [ex:] "she doesn't look full black, she must be a redbone" [/ex] | A fine, thick light skinned girl. [ex:] "imma get me some red bones 2nite." [/ex] | Okay this is the real, real deal folks.Redbone, the correct terminology, is a black person who has red undertones in their hair and skin. Usually light or light caramel (9 more messages)
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: [/ex] | a racial slur for an African American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, manual laborer. Derogatory, but not as derogatory as the "n" word. You'll probably still get beat up if you use it in company. [ex:] Those blue gums up the crik eat nothin' but watermelons. [/ex] | Any person of African decent. see [mooncricket] [ex:] The bluegums are posted up on the street corner again. [/ex] | (1 more message)
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: blue in color. Used to differentiate from the more common pink-gummed black person. [ex:] Officer "Ma'am, is this the man who robbed you?"Woman "No officer, this man's gums are pink, the man who robbed me was a bluegum" [/ex] | A black person of the darker variety such that the gums are of a blue color. [ex:] Billy-Bob: No officer, I ain't robbed the liquor store. It was a damn blue-gum what did it. (2 more messages)
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: person of african american decent. Also see [nigger] [ex:] Damn blue gums stole me bicycle [/ex] | A synonym of African American, this word describes the bluish color typical of a black mouth. [ex:] Hey! Somebody hang that bluegum! [/ex] | An African or African American with exceptionally dark skin. [ex:] He ain't high yellow, he's a bluegums. [/ex] | Any black person whose gums are (3 more messages)
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: bluegum :: A person of African American Heritage who has a purplish hew to the dental margins. [ex:] " Boy you-all doan want to get bit by one uh them Blue Gum N-Words! They bite is poisonouser than a rattlesnake!" [/ex] | Usually refers to a lazy black American who refuses to work. [ex:] Look at that ol blue gum just watching us do all the work!Stop blue gumming and get to work! [/ex] | A (4 more messages)
asciilifeform: wtf is a bluegum
BingoBoingo: And the investigation revealed: "It seems that the bandits came across Kelty's remote campsite and incorrectly assumed she was a drug trafficker. "When the men saw her tent they thought it belonged to a Colombian with drugs, so they started firing from about 50 meters away," the resident tells the Telegraph. He says Kelty was hit in the arm and began screaming for help, and the bandits then moved in. According to the resident's account,
BingoBoingo: "Emma Kelty repeated a warning from a Peruvian guide in tongue-and-cheek fashion. "I will have my boat stolen and I will be killed too," she tweeted. "Nice."" ... "Back in February, Kelty—who became the sixth woman to ski solo to the South Pole in January—told the BBC that surviving encounters with "people who organ-harvest and rob and fire guns" was "half the challenge" of her Amazon adventure." ... And the climax
deedbot: http://www.contravex.com/2017/09/22/segwit-toljaso/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - SegWit toljaso
mats: in other accounting news, msft to soon adopt ASC 606, a new revenue accounting standard
a111: Logged on 2016-11-23 16:07 mircea_popescu: think - currently deedbot administers a very narrow implementation of the gns, whereby if you claim to own X domain, it challenges you and if you pass it gives it to you.
ben_vulpes: ah, we had a thread on this that's slipping my mind.
ben_vulpes: fits with the dork's desire to make a kingdom appear out of nowhere though.
ben_vulpes: "In digital real estate, as opposed to digital currency, a low-friction, zero-trust solution to the double-spend problem isn't an economic necessity." << oooooh this just makes me mad
a111: Logged on 2014-06-04 00:08 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the buggers' traditional defense is to pretend that the event was a non-event - or, if this is impractical, to continue living in an imaginary world where they 'scooped' the story first, and all of the 'unsanctioned' discussion never happened.
asciilifeform: d00d was right in his observation that you ~could~ use a normalizing/denormalizing ( though proof is still a first class bitch ) algo, IF you had a secret 1..ffawidth shift. but you don't.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 21:37 asciilifeform: afaik this cannot be done without a physical barrel shifter of the given bitness.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 21:54 asciilifeform: e.g., N is a number to shift, Q is shift amt, R is result, S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 1)); S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 2)); ...... mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - (width-1)))
asciilifeform: !~later tell apeloyee i studied your algo, it (aside from truly massive cost, that would annihilate savings from newton, or barrett, or just about any other trick) ~still leaks~, because shifting by >wordsize is a fundamentally different op from shifting <wordsize; and the only way for this to not be true is for all shifts to happen as a series of wordsize shifts; and a shift by ffawidth-1 (max shiftness) would then consist of ffawor ☟︎
mircea_popescu: "are you a young leader getting ready to change the world ? consider procreation instead. god put procreation on earth to keep monkeys such as you busy! and it works, and has worked for generations!"
mircea_popescu: somehow makes http://trilema.com/2013/the-advantages-of-having-a-baby/ very much apropos.
mircea_popescu: truth be told elements of original bitcoin suffered very much the same fate as human elements of the early bitcoin : on the long term, practice is a weighing machine
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-21#1716589 << it isn't merely a shit design, it's a shit implementation of the shit design. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 19:40 mircea_popescu: and in other ways and means, i just bought a pile of primo cigars, presidents and romeo y juliets and whatnot at this... cathouse, basically.
trinque: I had a node last night that was stuck a few hundred blocks back until restarted, then caught up quickly.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> teh network is disrupted to all hell fwiw. << looks like a series of really quick blocks 'eh?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Maybe you picked the wrong mountainside? Need one tilted a bit more warmerly
a111: Logged on 2017-09-21 02:16 deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/kings-bounty-a-knights-tale/ << Trilema - King's Bounty - A Knight's Tale
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: there's a section of the trump un address that's duplicated, last duped pp starts with "We cannot let a murderous"
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 21:10 trinque: and sure, could bash script a loop that does exactly what you want, and then bash script your next service too. people do that. and then they generalize out the utils, and have a process manager of their own.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/kings-bounty-a-knights-tale/ << Trilema - King's Bounty - A Knight's Tale ☟︎
shinohai: I can only think that my ancestors rescued the god of jugs and were rewarded with a surfeit of tits
shinohai: 0,02 has a nice ring to it though ... 0.01 cada teta
ben_vulpes: that one scar kinda looks like a t-rex
shinohai: I also publish for your amusement, the outtakes from her foto session https://imgur.com/a/WIHc1
shinohai: Well she is a bit chubby, but the titwork has been dry for a while.
ben_vulpes: wait i thought it was against the law for human female to be a domestic slave
mircea_popescu: so she's been what, live in columbian gf for a few months nao ?
mircea_popescu: o hey, you actually got a local gf out of the deal ?
shinohai: "Well I see a lot of chicas ispanas there, so it must be legit" (translation mine)
shinohai: and also assuring her it wasnt a scam
shinohai: First she sent me an email, saying one of her friends did this, and thought it was a scam.
shinohai: I have a pic of her wallet! lol
mafeketty: https://imgur.com/a/tYOI8
mircea_popescu: a hey, there it is.
mafeketty: https://imgur.com/a/tY0I8
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716403 << by definition monkey business with instruction timings is ~detectable~. but the other idea is, a proper ffa is very easy to fpgaize/siliconize. ☝︎
shinohai: mafeketty: hiciste mal es asi: https://imgur.com/a/tYOI8
mafeketty: https://imgur./a/tY0I8
apeloyee: while loop in secretshift does a number of iterations dependent only on ffa number width and word width, so can be unrolled if those are known
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform he squeezed a little juice out of the rock, check him out.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 22:09 asciilifeform: this worx. but seems to reduce to a more complicated and non-unrolled version of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716343
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 21:54 asciilifeform: e.g., N is a number to shift, Q is shift amt, R is result, S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 1)); S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 2)); ...... mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - (width-1)))
asciilifeform: this worx. but seems to reduce to a more complicated and non-unrolled version of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716343 ☝︎☟︎
apeloyee: asciilifeform: and if you think a little more, you'll notice that log2(bitness) shifts (by wordwidth, wordwidth*2, wordwidth*4 ... ) and muxes suffice. http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/hkkYj/?raw=true
asciilifeform: fortunately we don't actually need any such thing in ffa. none of the algos require shifting by a seekrit bitness.
asciilifeform: e.g., N is a number to shift, Q is shift amt, R is result, S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 1)); S = l_shift(N, 1); mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - 2)); ...... mux(S, R, R, iszero(Q - (width-1))) ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: if it can't be written down without any conditional (e.g. 'if' ) statements, and also -- for a given bitness -- unrolled into writing without ANY loops -- it is not permissible routine for ffa.
asciilifeform: afaik this cannot be done without a physical barrel shifter of the given bitness. ☟︎
asciilifeform: incidentally if apeloyee or anybody else knows how to make a 1..ffabitness shifter that doesn't leak the shift amount, on ordinary pc, plz post.
mircea_popescu: the stored reciprocal is actually a good idea.
apeloyee: true, but I thought you wanted a universally-fast reduction?
apeloyee: asciilifeform: is it intended that ffa doesn't have a shift that doesn't leak the upper bits of shift amount (via access pattern)?
mircea_popescu: tl;dr : guy is practically a gremlin, dedicated and ~meaningfully so~ industrialist, married to a credible "woman's job" a la francaise. they end up quarreling domestically when he destroys her greenhouse to extend his factory ; she runs for mayor against him (he used to own unopposed). his platform is "en premier place, le plein emploi ; en seconde, le plein emploi ; e finalment : LE PLEN EMPLOI!"
asciilifeform: apeloyee: my principal problem with barrett is that i don't have a proof that it works with 3 or fewer corrective-subtractions for ALL possible a,b,m in a*b mod m
apeloyee: asciilifeform: how about a "pediwikian bowdlerization of barrett" after all (don't truncate multiply results)? This would be simpler (but slower)
trinque doesn't oppose a guy hand-carving his own thing at all, either.
lobbes: re this monitoring thing: seems like the key either way is to have a parent process that spawns the child process, rather than a disconnected process monitoring whatever
trinque: and sure, could bash script a loop that does exactly what you want, and then bash script your next service too. people do that. and then they generalize out the utils, and have a process manager of their own. ☟︎
trinque: nah, but gives you a logging facility and choice of what happens when child process is gone
trinque: no, it has a supervisor process that spawns your thing, monitors state, respawns if dead
mircea_popescu: lobbes didja give the code a once over for the purpose of not ending up with this again ?
asciilifeform: why not ignore by '1 ain't a prime', lol
mircea_popescu: that's a subsidiary and unimportant property.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if 1 gets to be a prime, you then throw out the conventional def of prime, because now you have a prime that divides other primes unequal to itself