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ben_vulpes: those policies were pushed through. The biggest obstacle to safe biking on Clinton is the excess of parked cars. Will the new parking policies still under discussion help to address this? It seems like Clinton Street should be the number one priority for parking permits and removal of nonresident cars (including those coming from all the new multifamily development). This would be a better restriction than imposing more impediments on
ben_vulpes: Recent changes to the Division Clinton neighborhood have come at the expense of long time residents. With each new change, residents raise their concerns, only to be ignored. Then when the undesirable outcome materializes, the city proposes yet another change that further damages our quality of life. It was evident, when traffic and development projects came to Division, that these would result in more congestion along Clinton. Yet
ascii_field: punkman: lulzy, i recall this
ben_vulpes: some kind soul took pity on me and gave me their acetylene torch
punkman: if you wanna have more fun, make packet that triggers http://git.gnupg.org/cgi-bin/gitweb.cgi?p=gnupg.git;a=commit;h=11fdfcf82bd8d2b5bc38292a29876e10770f4b0a
mircea_popescu: what's odd about that is if i go "boo!" suddenly ima have to repaint two walls.
ben_vulpes: laugh if you will but i attempted this as a wee one
mircea_popescu: by which i mean : he has a handheld powertool in one hand, and a four inch metal plate in the other hand, and he's cutting a shape out of it
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: what's so odd about that ?
mircea_popescu: ok this is the most insane thing i ever saw. so plumber, looks like he escaped comicon or something, dorkiest dude ever. but THEN he proceeds to CUT THROUGH METAL PLATE FREEHAND ☟︎
ben_vulpes: that one can kill the sks?
ascii_field: (that anyone can take an arbitrarily-massive shit into sks)
ben_vulpes suspects mike_c thinks that i'm not thinking for myself
ben_vulpes: subkeys. i hear they're no good.
ben_vulpes: i hafta nuke this keyset anyways.
ascii_field: it won't surprise me if this brings down sks as a thing.
mircea_popescu: prolly smarter to do once we actually have one.
mike_c: bloat keys to high hell, make service download and choke on them.
mircea_popescu: i thought YOU MANUFACTURED THESE
mike_c: plus, some kinda DOS on any service that imports keys from a keyserver
mircea_popescu: ascii_field *I* am to find machine with hardware rng ?
mircea_popescu: i read it in the atlantic so it must be true.
ascii_field: now mircea_popescu, find a fast machine with hardware rng and run n = 21474837. then, shoot it into pgp.mit.edu ...
mircea_popescu: should be interesting to see media reports about the obama's preteen whore key.
mike_c: yeah, that is pretty annoying though. it's now a 200k public key..
mircea_popescu: iirc it was agreed that once we have a proper server these will crash and burn because well.
ascii_field: just testing basic principle
mircea_popescu: i had no idea we actually need to verify it bloats.
mircea_popescu: i thought you were testing if the gpg crashes.
mircea_popescu: what's that gonna do.
mike_c: all the spells must be recited with the proper intonation
mike_c: you missed the 0x
ascii_field: (goes without saying, don't run on a box where pgp is used for anything else. it will strain your rng to all hell)
ascii_field: fire the weapon yourself.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: how about this - http://dpaste.com/1WR12ZX.txt
mircea_popescu: well if it doesn't pop in half hour ima... what ? give you the pubkey ?
ascii_field: not turning up
ascii_field: or shall i simply post the latter.
ascii_field: ok who'll be the victim
mircea_popescu: ha. need teh bot for that huh.
jurov: too many tinies
mircea_popescu: "o no, people are better than you know, species" whyssat ? "because we got narcisism". well done.
mircea_popescu: the biological sign of success as a parent is that your kids couldn't give less of a shit about you. that's how maturity works. look at any fucking mammal out there.
mircea_popescu: spends 500 posts lambasting "narcisism" in others, proceeds to " How I answer this will affect the rest of her life". because why ?
mircea_popescu: in the end, it does not matter how smart you personally are.
mircea_popescu: see, this is the problem with l;iving over there.
ascii_field: '...so the room would be empty!' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: go me, i just won all the ballas parenting points, and the bitch ain't even my daughter.\
mircea_popescu: "bitch, get over here." yes massah. "here's how you gonna think free of outside influences. got that ?" yes massah.
mircea_popescu: "I know how I want her to think, to make decisions for herself free of outside influences."
mircea_popescu: and the beauty is, the guy is COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS.
mircea_popescu: I've mentally practiced this moment, and dozens others like it. For some I even have a script. I know how I want her to think, to make decisions for herself free of outside influences. The trick is how to teach her that, how to make it part of the way she thinks, reflexive."
mircea_popescu: Maybe you think this is a simple yes or no question, but it's not, everything becomes strategy. How I answer this will affect the rest of her life, how she'll answer her own questions and set goals and limits for herself. This is a scrimmage to teach her position. Am I smart enough as a parent? Am I ready?
mircea_popescu: Here we go, I think.
mircea_popescu: "I was about to pull the covers up, and she looks at me and says, "Daddy, are all doctors daddies and all nurses mommies?"
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-10-2015#1297948 << Nah, in old playboy the "safety" was bush ☝︎
pete_dushenski: off for a spell. will talk to o'brien this week. fuckin pgp...
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell JuliaTourianski_ feel like stripping in a meadow ? it's for science.
mircea_popescu: do it to fucking julia.
mircea_popescu: shall we repeat the silence ?
ascii_field: of sks turdcannon 1.0
ascii_field: who wants to be the victim
ascii_field: i'll repeat the question
mircea_popescu: so that's p[rolly why he signed your key. it's reasonable, he has to have a copy of it on his system\
pete_dushenski: coincidentally to this bit of strange, i finally moved mr. o'brien off of 'apple mail' 'pgp'... last week.
ascii_field: ok which one of you wants to be the victim
mircea_popescu: phd paper for insta-nsa-ship : "how to make hash output periodic so that it zips well"
mircea_popescu: what's 4 gb worth of 0s zip to ? fifty kb ?
assbot: Logged on 24-09-2015 03:23:11; asciilifeform: another annoyance is the inclusion of zlib.
mircea_popescu: on the dld pass at least.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field given the wonders of bzip, it's not even sure it has to actually be that big.
mircea_popescu: no, because the logical way to do this is make keys outside of hte control of their owners. because logic.
ascii_field would have said 'no one will load a 4GB turd without noticing' but said this about 4MB trojans in 'visual basic', and was wrong
pete_dushenski wonders if there's a way to 'unsign' keys. assumes not.
mircea_popescu: if foss, then overflow. definitely.
mircea_popescu: aha. or tested it in general.
ascii_field: i'd be surprised if anybody tested it above 4GB
ascii_field: if overflow, then definitely.
mircea_popescu: well you want to exploit the necessary overflow.
pete_dushenski: i just noticed that o'brien signed my key the other week. though i've yet to ask him why.
mircea_popescu: i BET you someone somewhere has a dusted hdd full of various payloads to be thus employed.
ascii_field: mega-l0l, sign key 1,000,000,000,001 times, upload...
mircea_popescu: anyway, pete_dushenski : someone (o'brien) signed your key and uploaded it to one of the servers. the result is a different pubkey there. ☟︎
ascii_field saw, but 'not from a good life', has looked at a great many of these.
mircea_popescu: i don't claim to be a fucking code eagle. i claim to live in a world where i don't have to be.
mircea_popescu: yeah well it's printed right there, sure, in a sea of other shit printed right there. i did not see it.
ascii_field: c'mon, 'm^d mod n' printed right there
mircea_popescu: dumbass "subkey" nonsense makes this 10x as difficult to audit as it should be.
mircea_popescu: i don't see how a sub's mod woulkd change because of the packet order.
punkman: I dunno how that'd work though
ascii_field: lulzy, but come to think of it, i remember discovering this in phuctor
punkman: is the bottom part changed because some subpackets got rearranged?
punkman: yeah so you get wot sigs when you grab a key from the keyserver
ascii_field: how did it get into his pubkey though
punkman: yeah that's a sig from "sig sig3 8CD06AFD 2015-02-22 2019-02-22 __________ Adam O'Brien <adam.jobrien@me.com>"
mircea_popescu: punkman the yellow part, could be. the changed mod in gray down at the bottom tho
mircea_popescu: da fuck is this then.
ascii_field: and then forgot
ascii_field: assuming pete_dushenski did not upload this himself
punkman: so it throws out main key preferences?