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mircea_popescu: (courtesy BingoBoingo who by now is a total expert at bothering mayogenders)
mircea_popescu: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8713235&cid=51449791 <<< dude, check out all the people who don't care!
ascii_butugychag: 20+ years of vintage to choose from.
ascii_butugychag: buy all the 'power' arch boxen you want.
ascii_butugychag: if you want this - straight to ebay
ascii_butugychag: also gotta love the 'free, open workstation' where the sole component supplier is ibm
BingoBoingo: Or what "open-toolchain" means to them
BingoBoingo: Of course the thing is at the "pre-order" stage so who knows if it ever appears
ascii_butugychag: ' utilizes open-toolchain FPGAs' << this, i'd like to see
BingoBoingo: "Talos™ is the world's first ATX workstation-class mainboard for the new, open-source friendly IBM POWER8 processor and architecture."
ascii_butugychag: (~we~, i think, know how - but does the peanut gallery?)
ascii_butugychag: i'm a bit surprised that nobody whined re: the most obvious boojum of mircea_popescu's contest - how will it be judged.
danielpbarron: i imagine the memo to the astro-turfers went something like "go post comments on this slashdot thread, and use the keyword 'arrogant twat'"
ascii_butugychag: 'to the cow, farmer is a large cow' or how did it go
danielpbarron: from the long-winded "i want to sorta look like i agree with this guy" post >> There definitely is a potential for safer currencies than bitcoin
BingoBoingo: ascii_butugychag: Note all the derps supposing the block cipher is somehow supposed to be used as a proof of work
BingoBoingo: ascii_butugychag: Not how many of them appear so rapidly
ascii_butugychag: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8713235&cid=51449777 << the obligatory mircea_popescuphobiacs come out from their holes
danielpbarron: comments are a riot; these guys just can't stand that someone out there knows what he wants and isn't afraid to put it out there
BingoBoingo: "from the now-how-much-would-you-pay? dept"
assbot: "Intel Chips To Get Slower" <- Particularly relevant for scaling : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1T3xHhh )
BingoBoingo: related: "Is this satire?" on https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/44cyvu/intel_chips_to_get_slower_particularly_relevant/
BingoBoingo: ascii_butugychag: Mebbe. I got to read into it.
ascii_butugychag: 'A post to a technical forum discovered that the non-prime parameter was introduced more than a year ago. A note in the commit indicates that Socat was not working in FIPS mode because it requires a 1024 Diffie-Hellman prime, and added that a developer named Zhiang Wang provided a patch with the new prime. The poster revealed that Wang works at Oracle and contributes to Socat.' ☟︎
ascii_butugychag: '“I cannot for sure rule out the possibility of a backdoor,” said Gerhard Rieger, a Socat maintainer. “But personally I do not believe that the contributor has a backdoor because he uses an email address at a well known and reputated company, and if someone wants to install such a backdoor he would not use a parameter that can easily be proven as non prime.”' ☟︎
assbot: Socat Weak Diffie-Hellman Prime Number | Threatpost | The first stop for security news ... ( http://bit.ly/1T3wN4o )
ascii_butugychag: punkman: the one with bernstein's proposed enhancements - possibly.
ascii_butugychag: somebody tell microshit
punkman: ascii_butugychag: i even like the (beefed up) mceliece << which one?
deedbot-: [Qntra] Intel: Chips To Get Slower - http://qntra.net/2016/02/intel-chips-to-get-slower/
ascii_butugychag: i tried, and failed, to make sense of that piece.
ascii_butugychag: write to him, ask ?
mircea_popescu: "Thus, by simply keeping a local list of cipher texts that you prevent from being decrypted straightforward (i.e. those you generated), you can---at least in theory---add some security." << this part.
mircea_popescu: not that part.
ascii_butugychag: which is notably not the case in, e.g., rsa.
ascii_butugychag: it means that decryption of arbitary input doesn't leak key bits
mircea_popescu: Thus, by simply keeping a local list of cipher texts that you prevent from being decrypted straightforward (i.e. those you generated), you can---at least in theory---add some security." <<< wtf is this!
mircea_popescu: "One amazing feature of this system is that it comes with a proof of security against adaptive chosen ciphertext attacks. I.e if your hardware device (say your workstation) can be used by an adversary for a limited time (e.g. while you are at lunch) to decrypt chosen ciphertexts without actually 'stealing' the secret key, it does not help him too much to decrypt any ciphertexts except the ones he decrypted explicitly.
mircea_popescu: and also fwiw : a) the discrete log problem is of course related to the euler inequality, and generally shoup is properly speaking a narrow case of my proposed ep?
ascii_butugychag: i even like the (beefed up) mceliece
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag re the comment etc : i am definitely awarding for a degenerate shoup, if that's what we agree on using.
mircea_popescu: how not to like this ?
mircea_popescu: Encryption is 'probabilistic' - i.e. if the same text is encrypted twice, the ciphertext usually will be different. They also will be longer (in the size of bits) by a factor of four, in order to guarantee decryption to the original message."
mircea_popescu: "The algorithm can be applied on 'arbitrary' key sizes, i.e. every user can decide which bit-length k his key should have (less then 1000 is usually considered insecure).
ben_vulpes: that flash really makes the photo
ascii_butugychag: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://www.verify-it.de/sub/cramer_shoup.html << in elisp, no less ☟︎
ascii_butugychag: holy shit is that thing massive.
assbot: GitHub - exaexa/codecrypt: Post-quantum cryptography tool ... ( http://bit.ly/23ObGH4 )
punkman: https://github.com/exaexa/codecrypt hey there's an alt-gnupg with mceliece
ascii_butugychag: the 'holy grail' appeal of unbreakable usgtronics everywhere is irresistible to hitler.
ascii_butugychag: see linked thread re: why.
punkman: ascii_butugychag: browsing through the 2015 iacr archive, seems like almost every third paper is about homo crypto
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2014 03:56:24; asciilifeform: i venture to say that the actual goal of general-purpose (or whatever approximation is possible) homomorphic crypto is quite different.
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-02-2014#481151 << oblig thread ☝︎
mircea_popescu: by the choice of year, acomprehensible theory of the universe it'd seem.
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2016 18:34:10; ascii_butugychag: pretty much everything i give half a shit about was in better shape in 1900 than today.
BingoBoingo: Not a single link to anyone other than Thermos on the subject
BingoBoingo: Because for some reason articles already have comments when they hit RSS????
assbot: In Defense of Bitcoin Transaction Fees - CCN: Financial Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency News ... ( http://bit.ly/1X8VHic )
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It's a comment on derpiticle. A comment that was carried onto the RSS version of the derpiticle.
mircea_popescu: reject low fee txn outright, solve the problem.
mircea_popescu: da fuck is wrong with these idiots.
mircea_popescu: so if you make MORE space for people to take a shit in, there's going to somehow be fewer sd chips burned ?
BingoBoingo: Because mempool size is necessarily a problem for rPI and bigger blocks would be a solution in their bizzaro land. Need more Orphanage nike
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "You obviously don’t understand that Bitcoin has already reached thoroughput capacity, and further procrastination will result in the amount of orphaned blocks increasing; costing miners, and frying micro-SDchips with outrageous mempool sizes rewriting constantly. Just one look at the mempool is reason enough to worry. Rasberri Pi’s weren’t designed to be abused in this way… and nearly every node and ASIC u
mircea_popescu: i never saw that one before.
BingoBoingo: mod6: Well you gotta understand hobofucking as well as hobocucking are serious trainstation risks
mod6: wouldn't wanna make me stab myself in the face any less.
mod6: this morning I had to nearly step over two hobo's fucking in the trainstation.
ascii_butugychag: ^ from my multi-year attempt to find out something definitive re: the strength of mceliece
ascii_butugychag: and most of it, in better shape than ~ever~ - precisely then.
ascii_butugychag: pretty much everything i give half a shit about was in better shape in 1900 than today. ☟︎
ascii_butugychag: to say 'in the past' is as sane now as it would be after a nuclear war.
mircea_popescu: this leaves 1 and 4, the choice among which is indifferent.
mircea_popescu: in general, the options are exactly 4 : 1) to say that the better times are in the past ; 2) to say that the better times are right now ; 3) to say that the better times are in the future ; 4) to say that there are no better times.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ie, "the better times were in the past" ?
gribble: Midnight in Paris: Learning to Live With the Past – The Frailest Thing: <http://thefrailestthing.com/2011/08/01/midnight-in-paris-woody-allen/>; Midnight in Paris - Wikiquote: <https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Midnight_in_Paris>; Woody Allen's movie “Midnight in Paris” explores “golden age fallacy”: <http://thedailyhatch.org/2011/07/17/is-woody-allens-movie-midnight-in- (1 more message)
PeterL: btw, is it better to nitpick articles here or in their comment sections?
PeterL: BingoBoingo from Mizzu article "unrest lead to the departure of several high level administrative departures from the University" << got an extra departure in there
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2016 03:26:49; assbot: Logged on 04-02-2016 23:40:10; kakobrekla: and where do they want to live, in the past where all the cool beans are?
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-02-2016#1396939 < this actually very much reminds me of 'midnight in paris' fallacy ☝︎
ascii_butugychag: '...y, I have never been able to understand why any mathematician would discourage the
ascii_butugychag: having proofs in the first place.'
ascii_butugychag: with more frequency then we might like. But this surely does not eradicate the importance of
ascii_butugychag: Problems” of the Clay Mathematics Institute) is settled. Do mistakes happen? Occasionally, and
ascii_butugychag: this has also been shown to be inherent until the P vs. NP question (one of the seven “Millennium
ascii_butugychag: invalidate the proof. (A proof of security is always given with respect to a particular definition of
ascii_butugychag: a scheme that has been proven secure still succumb to a real-world attack? Yes, but this does not
ascii_butugychag: (which I will be happy to do upon request of the editors), let me assure those readers that
ascii_butugychag: ahahah this is just too good
ascii_butugychag: i know this is hard to see from the dirigible.
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: the folks in question are the 'unique brand of stupid' because this is ~MANDATORY~ if you want to make a living doing what they do.
ascii_butugychag: heroes hang when traitors triumph (tm) (r)
mircea_popescu: anyway. enough of this wankery.
mircea_popescu: nd of analysis is the only acceptable methodology e.g. for cryptography, and that its results should be blindly adhered to as truth about the world especially when they contradict plain common sense, as K&M claim they do (not saying whether the latter is true or not, just that it doesn't address this)."
mircea_popescu: anyway, to not unwarrantedly attack a whole nominal group : there are sane people too. an example "Well, he also references Bacon's Novum Organum as justification for "rigorous analysis" in cryptography, by which he apparently means theorem/proof analysis. To my knowledge, that work essentially describes how to conduct empirical scientific experiments to gain knowledge, and does not support the claim that the former ki
mircea_popescu: this is like throwing away the summaries in confusion and reading the original tardstalk text plain just to see. i have the exact same feeling - these people are uniquely stupid. what the fuck did teh education do for them again ?!
mircea_popescu: ancient history to it, too. "is this blessing good or not ?" "it's great. except if in the future things happen, in which case it WILL RETROACTIVELY HAVE NOT ACTUALLY BEEN A BLESSING!"
mircea_popescu: it's i suspect the principal pipe through which the sheep that aren't exactly stupid transfer material from future back into the past.
mircea_popescu: and this analytical device works quite well. is trump an ACTUALLY incumbent ?