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cads: oh, key, copumpkin is also
a #coq regular
MisterE_: asciilifeform: is right, education is
a business before all esle
cads: mircea_popescu: sell some Coq nerds on the importance of implementing
a formally verified blockchain algorithm and further specialization to
a btc implementation :)
mircea_popescu:
a howitzer can fire blanks on the football field just fine
ozbot: MIT graduates cannot power
a light bulb with
a battery. - YouTube
benkay: more like
a potato gun
cads: I'd love to see
a haskell or agda implementation
mircea_popescu: "humanities" "professors" that have no idea what
a college is and can not speak latin,
mircea_popescu: we're fortunate to live in
a world where nobody has any clear measuring stick to be able to measure exactly how tall the pile of shameful excrement they find themselves under is.
mircea_popescu: "what, you have not implemented bitcoin as
a term project ? you're defunded. 100%"
mircea_popescu: and i seriously do not understand what
a rector must be thinking to not close down their cs department after this
benkay: mircea_popescu: it's
a goddamn shame that everyone's leaving it to the self-taught hacks
Bugpowder: man, gox back down to where it started... what
a derp
mircea_popescu: as in
a sane world no uni with
a cs department could have done anything else in 2013 as
a term paper
mircea_popescu: there are 5k universities proposing they have cs departments, which is
a fraud
copumpkin: I'm
a big fan of the tune in sonmi-451 meets chang, and the various times it recurs throughout the rest of the soundtrack
BingoBoingo: Mark's face is shaped in such
a way, I imagine, he imagines he can just hug away the scam.
cads: if
a soundtrack is good I usually watch the movie
benkay: the flaw is in people using the txid as
a bookkeeping device which satoshi explicitly warned against iirc
benkay: anyways, this malleability thing as mentioned above is not really
a flaw, cads.
BingoBoingo: Doesn't he also keep
a bunch of tomatoes prisoner or am I confused.
cads: "While transactions are signed, the signature does not currently cover all the data in
a transaction that is hashed to create the transaction hash. "
mircea_popescu: benkay you know he's the asshole who stole my bentley and gave it to
a bunch of kids from like poor countries in india or some shit, and in exchange they hacked
a bunch of iphones for him
copumpkin: anyway, it wasn't
a threat of loss of bitcoins
mircea_popescu: i think it was
a topic of discussion at least monthly.
copumpkin: it isn't really all that much of
a problem
cads: oh yeah, I'd heard of
a sizeable market crash.
cads: So knowing the nth letter of say an english message will definitely give
a probability distribution for things like "what word does this letter belong to" or "is this the middle or end of
a word."
cads: benkay: I currently /am/
a factory worker :)
mircea_popescu: benkay you familiar with how if you read only the nth letter in an arbitrary string you may find
a message in there ?
benkay: cads: you can find greater job satisfaction at
a lower rate doing stochastic inventory and supply chain stuff. that said, you have to live in factories or warehouses and interact with line staff from time to time.
cads: the thing I find very useful about the calculus is that, forget finance, say you're dealing with an arrival process in
a factory production cell or in an autonomous agent - now /that/ is
a situation where your models basically become the magic word of god.
cads: Sounds like something
a fund manager would name his secret pet model
BingoBoingo: The stuff that made Madonna dump
A-Rod because his Batting average and WAR stopped being good numbers.
cads: I've been butting heads with the stochastic calculus and I think I'm about ready to start reading Probability with Martingales - random variables, random processes, and statistics are starting to feel
a lot more natural.
cads: cool, I'll give joshi
a spin
pankkake: I'm trying
a herbijujular strategy!
Apocalyptic: unless you submit it before the script has
a chance to set the new token ofc
pankkake: there's
a usuability issue, when you put an order, you get into the page in POST mode; refreshing it would likely submit the order
a second time
mircea_popescu: because i am currently carrying
a shitton of puts, which i would contractually be allowed to execute at the 430 bs bitcoincharts price
mircea_popescu: of course...this opnes up
a fucking conundrum from hell,
benkay: mp wrote
a spec that performs
mircea_popescu: at
a time long ago when nobody had heard of such
a case or imagined it likely.
Bugpowder: though
a nefarious agent could potentially take an options position and bribe them to remove it for assured profit.
Bugpowder: I just want to short 50 DITM puts.
A pittance.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i just gave you above
a list of last times it quoted!
Bugpowder: I have
a history of crushing MPOEbot. I think MP fears my awesome trading powers and has pulled the bot.
benkay: i don't really much care in the grand scheme of things but its
a point what needs making.
benkay: ThickAsThieves that sounds like
a call for
a subscription market service.
mircea_popescu: cuz it's
a fucking hassle to fiddle with its feed, it being hardened ;/
mircea_popescu: so it can't possibly
a) look good or bad b) make mpex anything.
mircea_popescu: and that the bot is
a private offering which is in principle not required to offer anyone any convenience other than its backers.
Apocalyptic: I wrote some crypto challenges
a couple of years ago, involving breaking hash functions and differential crypto, they might interest you
mircea_popescu: i think there may be
a cascading effect where if it misses one it asks too often and then it gets banned for an interval
ThickAsThieves: <Bugpowder> mircea_popescu: ty... Hoping to see MPOEbot make
a triumphant return soon. /// unlikely til Gox reopens wd's
Bugpowder: mircea_popescu: ty... Hoping to see MPOEbot make
a triumphant return soon.
mircea_popescu: right. which is what invalidates (from
a purely philosophical pov) the approach
mircea_popescu: right. but still, people spoke of the mystery back when it was not yet
a problem
mircea_popescu: certainly the strange behaviours of quantum that manifest at
a macro level, from magnetism to histerezis, would perhaps count.
mircea_popescu: the cellphone is
a trivial greek trinket. they didn't know how to make it, but they did have them in their speech
mircea_popescu: now, obviously the fact that star-trek revolves around ipads does exactly nothing in
a discussion of prior ipad art
BingoBoingo: Looks like Openex just processed
a batch of withdrawls. Once these things confirm it will be time to shoot them over to x-bt
benkay: did i just get mircea_popescu to watch
a video?
Apocalyptic: first ATC deposits will confirm in
a couple of hours given the network rate, no much action to be expected until then
Duffer1: it was
a joke, cryptsy is
a joke ^.^