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asciilifeform: jurov: as usual, author stops half-way.
asciilifeform: Мухосранск ~= 'flyshit', analogous to american 'bumfuck, illinois.' proverbial agropesthole.
asciilifeform: cazalla: 'find some meat!'
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: slightly different in ru. e.g., минетчица ~= 'blowjobesse', тракторица ~= 'tracroresse' - in same sense as Fr. 'comedienne.'
asciilifeform: *now also
asciilifeform: 'she plowed all the fields... for wheat, but not also for scalars, vectors, and even galois fields...'
asciilifeform: ^ song about the harm of studying mathematics.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sex anal cu tractoare, motocositoare si combine agricole >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVOd8zY3D8 << 'in Flyshitte, in the Red Corpse Kolhoz... there lived Tractoresse!' ☟︎
asciilifeform: i suppose a handful of natural schizoids, and slavish imitation thereof, can substitute for dope.
asciilifeform: mice have not yet invented smoking dope, and so do not know how to 'resist through culture'
asciilifeform: and yes, animals will fight to the death, to exhaustion - what else might one expect them to do? negotiate a conditional surrender with the mousetrap? a ceasefire with the glass jar ?
asciilifeform: as for mice, if they have organizational abilities, this was not apparent in my kitchen.
asciilifeform: or just not quite right.
asciilifeform: the poor beast promptly got run over by a bus.
asciilifeform: usg caught an alley cat, tamed, and implanted a listening device, then released (in moscow, i think)
asciilifeform: this almost happened:
asciilifeform does not know precisely how rats assign rank
asciilifeform: after finally killed one in an electrical trap, the entire force retreated to a neighbour's.
asciilifeform: rats, it is said, even have penal battalions, used as scouts.
asciilifeform: possible.
asciilifeform: i actually 'liked' the rats in that flat quite a bit more than the mice. the latter - shat every quarter metre they walked, or so it seemed. the rats - more disciplined, organized, had battalions, detachments - respectable.
asciilifeform: most people, esp. in infested dwellings, are quite particular about which animals they like
asciilifeform: u.s. motto could be: st augustine's prayer, 'god grant me chastity - but not yet'
asciilifeform: lemme guess, little bugger died of exhaustion
asciilifeform: pasture ?
asciilifeform: yes - story
asciilifeform lacked cat
asciilifeform killed the last two in old flat with own hands
asciilifeform: sure!
asciilifeform: can -> must
asciilifeform: more like the olympic drugs.
asciilifeform: goes on for so long as you have infinite joules to throw at the problem.
asciilifeform: what usa does with transport is not unlike housing, e.g., penguins in sahara
asciilifeform: at the risk of sounding like orlov - modern 'machine civilization' tends to create wildly thermodynamically-unfavourable situations like this one.
asciilifeform: death is free, at least, for king and slave alike.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: as discussed in the past - the various u.s. castes have, for reasons of their own (ask them!) decided never to live in walking distance of one another, if it can be helped
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: which part is stupid? most of these people couldn't hope to buy so much as a plastic&cardboard 'trabant' without massive credit
asciilifeform: neither is strongly connected to how often it moves.
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: it's approximately true - most folks pay insurance (mandatory) and usually bought the machine on credit (so, they pay and pay)
asciilifeform: $posint is expensive to the man who is flat broke
asciilifeform: but for some odd reason aren't cabbies, bus drivers, or garbagemen
asciilifeform: and so, everybody owns - a taxi. and some, even a bus or garbage truck.
asciilifeform: fact is - much of the cost of owning vehicle in usa - is a fixed cost, whether or not it moves
asciilifeform: (npr is an american government-funded radio station)
asciilifeform: 'Recently I heard a story on NPR about a poor family that went around looking for discounted food items at various groceries and stopping at the food pantry—in their own private minivan! And so here is a poor family that owns what in many parts of the world would amount to a bus company!' (orlov)
asciilifeform: not impossible - but difficult if work for a living
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: 'tis one thing if you like oil, dirt, metal (matter of fact - i do) but another if you're stuck with them whether or not you do
asciilifeform: for entirely practical reasons.
asciilifeform: then again i'm not certain any country will recognize american driver's licenses when the hour comes.
asciilifeform: which is why we're more or less doomed to drive cabs (the lucky ones, that is) around the world, far more certainly than soviet emigres were
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: cars << another thing in usa. more or less everybody is condemned to be his own cabbie, and to some extent, mechanic
asciilifeform: smells more like ussr circa 1988 or so, imho
asciilifeform: or one new electron microscope (and get your food somewhere else)
asciilifeform: 100k buys what - a year or two of food and roof in usa somewhere on the cheaper side.
asciilifeform: anyone find it peculiar how small is thiel's prize ?
asciilifeform: ahaha
asciilifeform surprised that no one remembered this
asciilifeform: or, more precisely, of mr. yarvin's first full-time toady
asciilifeform: thiel is also a sponsor of 'urbit'.
asciilifeform: approximately same idea.
asciilifeform: anyone here not familiar with vonnegut's 'mother night' -or- semyonov's 'seventeen moments of spring' ? book or film, either.
asciilifeform: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Order_of_Lenin_type4.jpg
asciilifeform: and so,
asciilifeform: clearly he deserves - reward for his efforts.
asciilifeform: at this point it seems clear - the man is working hard to make us laugh
asciilifeform: hence the one-star performance.
asciilifeform: in usg.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: soviet mole.
asciilifeform: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/real-estate-tycoon-larry-glazer-wife-aboard-plane-crashed-jamaica-article-1.1929548 << 'problems' !
asciilifeform: (who? him: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/navy-nuclear-submarine-burned-arsonist-scrapped-article-1.1421356) ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: he can collect his 'order of lenin' right after that chap who burned down a u.s. nuke sub a few years ago.
asciilifeform: (obvious. the man is clearly a mole, and doing a terrific hash of his duties on purpose.)
asciilifeform: assuming mr. spam is, in BingoBoingo's words, an 'unsavoury garnish', i'd like to nominate him for red banner of lenin.
asciilifeform: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=LQKkpS3b ☟︎
asciilifeform: this is just too good.
asciilifeform: !up strup`fndr
asciilifeform: ^ anyone who yearns to hear this fellow talk - can turn the required knob.
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: !down strup`fndr
asciilifeform: strup`fndr> hi, yes I am the same person (startup founder, offered services as well.)
asciilifeform: stirrup finder ?
asciilifeform: ninjashogun?
asciilifeform: !up strup`fndr
asciilifeform: ^ spot the perpetuum mobile.
asciilifeform: and many other neat pictures.
asciilifeform: http://www.mekanizmalar.com/desmodromics.html
asciilifeform: http://www.mekanizmalar.com/fergusons_paradox.html
asciilifeform: in ussr, most children knew the word - as a brand label of delicious ice cream.
asciilifeform: and refers to it as 'eskimo.'
asciilifeform: nubbins`: linked document (military manual) suggests a type of pidgin, which it claims can be understood in much of alaska and northeastern ussr
asciilifeform: though again - joke not 'offically' exposed until '80s
asciilifeform: although, margaret mead already got pwned in samoa long before...
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: by now i'd imagine that assumption is SOP. but we're dealing with a vintage piece here.
asciilifeform has seen this said about more than one obscure natural language, it always seems to be a reflection of the linguist's ineptitude, in practice.
asciilifeform: 'The rules of grammar are many and precise and the person who speaks Eskimo cannot make any ambiguous statements.' << really now.
asciilifeform can picture the sheer machinist-grade squareness of the bricks these folks were shitting
asciilifeform: 'All Soviet interrogations are based on the assumptions that: (1) all prisoners are liars; (2) most Westerners can be bought; (3) those who cannot be bought can be broken; and (4) the process of breaking the prisoner can be continued as long as necessary to acquire the desired information.'
asciilifeform: lol, lusability
asciilifeform: (linked by decimation)