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mircea_popescu: puts in perspective what maga has to actually accomplish.
mircea_popescu: if pressed i wouldn't even have imagined there were 1mn people who doi things left in the 80s us.
asciilifeform: this 800k (or 1mil, or whichever) is an amazing number, because it isn't a pile of britney records. these were ~people~ buying.
asciilifeform: was in fact one of the few folx who made genuine advances for the micro. whose cake microshit proceeded to swallow.
asciilifeform: to get the word out to the primary consumers, who were financial people. [Editor’s note: A total of over 800,000 copies were sold by May of 1985, when Lotus purchased Software Arts and ceased marketing VisiCalc]'
asciilifeform: '...A few dealers knew what they were doing and got their salespeople excited about it. Because of VisiCalc, one of the Burlington, Massachusetts, dealers became the most successful Apple dealer in the country at that time. Two of its salesmen ended up as two of the founders of Lotus (the original team that brought out 1-2-3). We only sold about 1000 a month for the first few months because we had
mircea_popescu: for the time it's quite hyper.
asciilifeform: initial release sold 700k (1mil total), claimed.
asciilifeform: that was the pc port
asciilifeform: and this dun include the comp
asciilifeform: 300 ( 1980 usd ) for the proggy
mircea_popescu: got a number to save me from fishing through the memorabilia tripod ?
asciilifeform: this is even though the latter is quite superior, at least in raw capacity, speed, to the former.
asciilifeform: consider, visicalc was hyperbestseller among 'people who do things'; while the bare micro, even with rom basic -- was not.
asciilifeform: can deal in 'human' concepts, that make sense on grid paper just the same as on the comp.
asciilifeform: not the least of reasons for this being that you don't need the deformed monkey any moar
asciilifeform: and in that sweet spot, beats the shit out of perl.
asciilifeform: but -- quite like the plastic scissors they issue to kindergarteners and asylum inmates, the thing ~does~ have a sweet spot in which it ~works.
asciilifeform: i can easily picture mircea_popescu's excelists tho. the thing does ~not~ behave gracefully at the outer limits of what it does.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes, they want to do things that don't involve talking to girls or ~~~horror of horrors~~~ being at their call.
mircea_popescu: "we'll end up hiring two excel support people for every backofice gurl!!"
mircea_popescu: which is ~how "from scratch for srs db" projects even end up engaged in by banks and their ilk. the it dept is pushing relentlessly for away-from-excel for this reason every single board meeting.
mircea_popescu: also, i dunno how relevant but factual in any case : 90% of in-house it support requests from excel users is exactly, "i did thing and it did i dunno what or why halp!1"
mircea_popescu: what's this prove.
mircea_popescu: and my party girls would not have been well served by the soviet dress fashions for professional females cca 1965.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform's chemists would NOT have been well served by being sent to learn sql.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes, but at the cost of, you know, http://trilema.com/2013/why-mpex-is-better-than-fiat-institutions-part-349085-we-dont-use-excel/#selection-31.16-31.118
mircea_popescu: and this goes right back ot the literacy vs hyeroglyphs thread, amusingly enough.
asciilifeform: specifically, the 'this produces no meaningful answer and i have nfi why' situation never happens.
mircea_popescu: it's just not clear that the particular sense is actually relevant in any public sense.
asciilifeform: to revisit upstack : present-day asciilifeform does not agree with young-asciilifeform re 'excel is what poor illiterate folx who never learned Actual Programming, suffer with'. in an important sense it is superior to a good fraction of what passes for 'actual program'
mircea_popescu: (and no, it NEVER happened that two people in the same team using the same tools actually had compatible notions of what the tools did.)
mircea_popescu: well... trade barriers rite.
mircea_popescu: before coming up with the "Write it down. By hand." i had an excel depacker, which cost me literal man-years to have made and tuned, and which was good but far from perfect.
asciilifeform: intelligent (in the glass bead sense) folx who are unbound from reality, tend to birth monsters.
mircea_popescu: i guess that may be explanatory.
asciilifeform: the excelolade of the people who asciilifeform worked with, who had to juggle physical objects every day, was reasonably sane.
asciilifeform: i'd guess that it happens most to folx who are ~wholly untethered to reality ( financial models, say, of elaborate scamola that sums to 0 at the end of the day, rather than , say, titrations )
mircea_popescu: it's examinable in the sense xilinx is examinable.
asciilifeform can picture this.
mircea_popescu: in my own (limited) experience, every time i found myself consulting for this lot i had them write, by hand, in narrative form, what they thought their excels did.
asciilifeform: and yes, there is a turing-complete basic stuffed in there. but ~no one uses.
mircea_popescu: the attempt to understand another's excel pile is not unliuke trying to grok the intended functioning of the preferred emacs setup of a rabid squirrel.
asciilifeform: quite familiar with this particular wheelbarrow.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this naive view is mostly borne of not much using excel.
a111: Logged on 2017-04-10 18:29 phf: ok, i guess we both know what the problem is. my solution is "study db related algorithms until you know enough to write a db", your solution, unless i misunderstand, seems to be "use an existing database a lot". i don't understand how learning, say, postgresql will get you from not knowing anything about db internal design to writing your own
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-10#1641504 << From experience, there's a definite slot for learning filled by sql. i personally show girls how to use a db for their own shit, which may be simply grocery lists ("now tell me how many kgs of pepper we bought by day last year"). truthg be told the path to a structured mind is long and arduous. ☝︎
asciilifeform: when whole thing is excel -- the 60 y.o. buffett at the top, theoretically understands the flow. ☟︎
asciilifeform: i can see a legit pov for the 'no sql' folx. 'you will NOT introduce programmerolade into our process flow, creating work for maggots like yerself and marrying our corp to your lazy and entitled arse' approx. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: hey, i see not the drawback.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if they 'banned stupid' -- would have to ban self, as a class, the entire yacht set
mircea_popescu: you never want to ban things.
mircea_popescu: lobbes see, because they made the mistake of banning things instead of simply banning stupid. ☟︎
asciilifeform: lobbes: if you take work as a programmer where they program ~meat~ -- don't be surprised
lobbes: Now I pour my brain into tmsr, much more rewardinf
mircea_popescu: let the man play with his excel and feel happy, just like some writers prefer to sketch their novels in gf's faeces on bathroom floor. none of this makes gf shit an economically relevant inkwell system.
lobbes was dismayed when I came in, automated a 40 hr excel proccess down to about 10mins just by using sql (access of all the god awful things) only to be told it was verboten
trinque: or biologist, goes on safari, starts catalog of observations, begins drawing relationships between them
mircea_popescu: i am not proposing an alternative for that function. doctor isn't in the line of proposing replacement for cocaine, and from the "i wanna feel good" perspective the whole pharmacopoea is a waste of space.
trinque: mircea_popescu: what'd the guy's classification and distinction device look like in the alternative?
asciilifeform: ( asciilifeform guesses : massive golden toilet backuptrons installed )
mircea_popescu: you realise all it takes is for someone to salt the parking lot with hello kitty usbs.
trinque: lobbes: of the NoSQLs of which I'm aware, that's the saddest
mircea_popescu: lobbes what happens when they starty paying the btc ransoms ?
trinque: visicalc and descendants leaned most this way, and thus he still uses that when alternatives aparrently exist
a111: Logged on 2017-04-10 23:58 trinque: the accountant fellow I mentioned, for $100mil scale oil contract compliance, also excel macros.
trinque: the vast majority of the accountant guy's job is defining categories, listing their properties, relating them to each other
mircea_popescu: and this goes directly to all the "no mp, dope totally makes you a better thinker" threads.
mircea_popescu: cocaine is the eminent example. it FEELS like it does things to you. it does not therefore HELP. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: trinque the issue is that just because it felt convenient to the wee tyke it doesn't follow it is ~useful~.
trinque: to quote my old boss, one of his better observations imo is that spreadheets (and db as discussed in thread) are tools for classification and distinction
mircea_popescu: !!deed for instance works fine by my eyes, but it does not pass the "monkey do, monkey see" test.
mircea_popescu: i have no position here, merely observing the history of the thing.
trinque: this'd be one of those overly broad ones.
asciilifeform: btw most of the folx reading this now own a perfectly good example of a non von neumann comp and program for same -- FUCKGOATS
asciilifeform: on a comp this rigidity does not exist ! ( when it does -- it is because of a long line of boneheads who wanted to emulate steel-cutting in all things )
mircea_popescu: yeah well. anthropologically relevant though, created a whole identity mythos.
asciilifeform: machine shop has no 'putting on tool', cuts -- must be planned, and reduce to simple geometries; etc
asciilifeform: it is an artifact of painful rigidity. you cannot work steel the way one works plasticine, for elementary physical reasons.
mircea_popescu: batching was the preferred mode of engineers. historically.
asciilifeform: everyone laughs at excel, but microshit did not invent spreadshit. spreadshit was 'killer app', arguably, for the original micros, because it introduces a modicum of sanity to the otherwise idiotic von neumann comp
asciilifeform: right here, in the cnc mill.
mircea_popescu: suppose you're making pcb. instant tracing, also ?
mircea_popescu: well that may be.
asciilifeform: there is no justification for the liquishit. none.
asciilifeform: we're talking about a man-made world here.
mircea_popescu: this seems about as unlikely as saying "in sane russia, sexually attractive women and women with pleasant personalities are the same woman"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in sane field, the 2 are 1
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i make most of my money out of being capable to use the tool that's adequate for the job whereas everyone else just goes with the fastest loop.
asciilifeform: just like sewage dredgers are paid to smell shit.
asciilifeform: but really for the pain tolerance
asciilifeform: and they get paid for this
asciilifeform: folks who can tolerate unnecessarily long ooda loops when working with a comp,
asciilifeform: long ooda loops are ~poison~, and that excel continues to win this contest, is to the undying shame of the field
mircea_popescu: it's their hypercad. "When i was a wee tyke this seemed like srs bzns"
asciilifeform: i found why they liked it. it wasn't even the familiarity (some walked in knowing not even it)
mircea_popescu: o god that's going places.
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mircea_popescu: "it makes me feel good." "go to the strip club."
mircea_popescu: "excel i understand" "no you don't" "but i've been using it forever" "not even that."