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asciilifeform: it's on the list.
asciilifeform: i dun think i ever even saw one up close.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform is envious, ~everybody seems to know the detailed zoology of dopeheads, but him
shinohai: I like how nodding is used to indicate the jerky head movements of drug-addled persons.
shinohai: English .... the language of smacktards
mircea_popescu: why the fuck is shaking your head yes called "nodding" and what the fuck do you call shaking your head no in english ?!
ben_vulpes: WHIMSY IN THE CODE
jhvh1: Framedragger: IP over Avian Carriers - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers>; RFC - 1149 | BLUG: <http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/>; RFC 1149 - Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avia ...: <http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html>
shinohai: Now then.
shinohai: jhvh1: ticker --market all
Framedragger: my logs say it's the russians
shinohai goes back to investigate
shinohai: jhvh1: ticker --market all
shinohai: jhvh1: ticker --market all
mircea_popescu: lol what nonsense is this!
shinohai blames it on Romanian trannies
Framedragger: but that requires me to actually be able to do math, so no-go.
shinohai: Misbehaving as well, twas testing something sorry for the chanspam
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: i tried to think of a diagonal argument along the fashion of "if you make it conform to that narrow spec, the conformance itself is an additional statement which needs a larger spec, which in turn needs a larger spec, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INSANE WITH INFINITY";
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HsgTMVt7QE << ro tranny gets homecoming queen trophy or somesuch.
mircea_popescu: the whole "make your bot only respond to x" thing is a fine proxy for "make linux kernel only respond to x" hardness.
Framedragger: :o PROTOCOL MISBEHAVIOUR, i shall endeavour to fix that m'lord.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger why exactly is scriba reacting to non !$ strings ? eh ?
scriba: mircea_popescu: HTTP/1.1 404 Tits not found.
jhvh1: Pay no attention to that man behind the GET
mircea_popescu: i kid you not, the thing is 2k sqm or so.
diana_coman: o.O what passes for small bookstore there then?
mircea_popescu: diana_coman mmm, this was a bookstore not a library.
mircea_popescu: incientally by now "Wrongly inclined book" is ~= "imbecility in writing". there was a time when english style spines were promising. today, it's guaranteed to be some nonsense a la blue apron / fingerpaint cezanne
diana_coman: come to think about it (and recollecting sad childhood adventures with public libraries in home land) - it might have been that the library is simply cobbled together from whatever gets donated or is found in the street, who knows
mircea_popescu: diana_coman reportedly theyt looked like the result of a crashed failvan.
mircea_popescu: fat african tards who "metaphysics", that's who.
diana_coman: eh; were the books ordered by ...height? did they look pretty on the shelf?
mircea_popescu: but obviously can't have him, there's NAKED WOMEN!!11
mircea_popescu: they also had picasso. shockingly missing, waterhouse. because totally, there's anyone else i'd wanna do in crayons.
mircea_popescu: next to philosophy of art.
mircea_popescu: HOWEVER, and this is the kicker : 4.4. a book of "painting masters -- paint cezanne by the numbers" WAS included.
shinohai: diana_coman: So maybe individually wrap the ingredients and ship them in a box along with a microwavable pan and instructions of which dividers to put them in
diana_coman: but to be as close to that - preferably precisely that ,of course
mircea_popescu: 4.3. the barthes book is not included.
mircea_popescu: 4.2. the philosophy section IS NOT SORTED ALPHABETICALLY
mircea_popescu: 4.1. there is a philosophy section, taking 1/8 of one shelf, or ~0.625% of all floor space
diana_coman: no, no, no shinohai you don't get it; the whole point is to NOT LOOK like a tv dinner
shinohai: Or just buy a damned TV dinner.
mircea_popescu: 4. that returned this morning. the results are as follows : the library consists of a first half that's packing paper, shiny beads and well wishing cards
ben_vulpes: diana_coman: one could skip the whole jump-into-pan step and ship everything in barely-there al 'cookware'
mircea_popescu: 3. after this bizarre situation, walking downtown with same girl, we went past library, where i pointed out book by roland barthes, and said "buy it and gift it her".
mircea_popescu: 2. she never heard of kirkegaard, she never heard of sartre, SHE NEVER HEARD OF KANT. girl goes TO SCHOOL for this shit.
mircea_popescu: 1. girl introduced me to local chick who hjas a job she hates and tries to study "metaphysics" which she explains as "life" and "healing". basically a large pile of hooey (she has the disadvantage of being black , which comes packaged with a bunch of stupid fat old women and their self-sufficient notions of "life" and "healing", tribal bullshit that should have been extirpated by whip and fire but apparently wasnt).
diana_coman: quite; the next step in this company's quest for market domination and all sorts of successeses will probably be a "re-thinking of the box so that the customer can just push a button and the ingredients jump into their place in the pan" - for those who want to cook but don't want the hassle of dealing with pans and pots
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes funny you should mention that, because :
ben_vulpes: painting by numbers for the kitchen
diana_coman: well, that doesn't sound like it's meant for cooking; it's meant for pretending to be cooking without actually cooking as it were; quite the elaborate pretence, but that's not new anymore
mircea_popescu: an attempt to have fun is how one starts on the long and winding primrose path of self radicalization
shinohai: Me neither, part of the fun cooking -even with no wife - is sourcing fresh ingerdients.
ben_vulpes: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-10/inside-blue-apron-s-meal-kit-machine << i don't get this shit in the slightest. buy a wife?
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/gaslight/ << Trilema - Gaslight
trinque: it thought my naked chick was a koala
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes nah. talking about the "director of national intelligence" and "chairman of joint chiefs of staff"
mircea_popescu: much like the cock cage on the impotent middle aged man. saves him a middle age crisis -- it's not that it dun get up, it safely can't so all is well.
mircea_popescu: anyway, macroeconomically speaking i fully expect us to enact trade barrier simply because the us population is desperate for some protection. if it CANT buy the chinese crap because it's not allowed it gets to not buy it ; if it can it has to come up with some way to justify not buying it on its own and it's way too dumb, soft and useless for that. so in this perspective tariffs are +ev politically.
ben_vulpes: talking about the hud guy?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform people dun generally want to drop the hand once it becomes obvious it can't win, because reasons. it was obvious re swiss once they "agreed" to drop bank secrecy. it was obvious re trump once he "agreed" to promote niggers. etcetera.
ben_vulpes: linked piece has some charts showing more or less what one'd expect to see
mircea_popescu: Framedragger not just polish, ro also. i mocked it at length on trilema.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform amuysingly enough, since both fiat figures are made for the same purpose through the same process, their ratio is probably closer to reality than not.
asciilifeform: ( who -- other than gullible orcs -- remained unaware of this ? )
asciilifeform: usg ate the swiss long ago, now in the process of milking the brand.
Framedragger: (inflated right after being de-pegged, that is)
Framedragger: random thing re ^ is that *for some reason*, a huge bunch of polish folks had bank loans in swiss franc. because "switzerland stable, good country for banking", something something. when swiss franc inflated by *a whole lot* vs. the zloty, they weren't exactly exalted. :/ kinda lulzy thought process must have been
ben_vulpes: hey i didn't know the swiss gave up the peg
jhvh1: shinohai: Stuffed Plush poop toy Price - AliExpress.com: <http://www.aliexpress.com/price/poop-toy-price/Stuffed-Plush-poop-toy-100002145-200003396.html>; Amazon.com: Etosell Stuffed Pillow Cushion Emoji Poop Shaped ...: <https://www.amazon.com/Etosell-Stuffed-Pillow-Cushion-Shaped/dp/B00RVDBI64>; Amazon.com: Pee & Poo Plush Dolls - Set: Toys & Games: <https://www.amazon.com/Pee-Poo-Plush-Dolls-Set/d
shinohai: !~google aggregate cost of plush turds
asciilifeform: the 1 clue i have, is that time when megatonnes of chinese cargo were held up . and there was expectation of shortages, or at least some sort of visible splash in usa konsoomer sector. and there was 0 (in as far as naked eye.)
asciilifeform: i don't have access to anything resembling a reality-based version of either figure.
mircea_popescu: yes. and a good way to judge what % of world hands are involved would be to divide the aggregate cost by the aggregate world gdp.
asciilifeform: hands, feedstock, transport ullage, fuel
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno pvc molding takes thatmany hands.
trinque: honey, this one's organic
trinque: ought to be made to snuggle an actual turd if she asks for one of those things
shinohai: I'll buy the girl whatever physical emoji garbage she likes as long as she continues to get naked to pose with said items.
CompanionCube: shinohai: true, but the original message kinda implies it imo
a111: Logged on 2015-06-05 03:56 asciilifeform: as it is, half the planet toils so that u.s. schmucks can get tankers full of little orange plastic pumpkins every october to hang on their porch
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-06-05#1154832 << a thread ☝︎
shinohai: I'm not saying it's bad at all, just happened to recall said girl owned one, had her send selfie to demonstrate.
CompanionCube: if people want to buy it, let them. There's no harm in it's existence.
CompanionCube: remind me why it's so bad for a somewhat-cute poo plush toy to exist?
a111: Logged on 2017-04-10 21:25 lobbes: In unrelated lulz, american consumerism moves ever closer to its apex: http://m.imgur.com/Npg7IWR
trinque still on it, has a related item coming from pcengines sometime later this month
mircea_popescu: right it's right there on re-read, rows removed by filter
mircea_popescu: ah ok. still beats lobbes though.
ben_vulpes: 93k in the whole log table, 62k of #trilema entries
Framedragger: that particular query had to sift through 93749 seems like
mircea_popescu: apparently i made a thing with two dicks by accident.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes mebbe noob, but i can't figure it from the paste. so 40kb of ram and 66 hits but how many total lines or index items or w/e it sifted through ?
a111: Logged on 2015-11-05 22:07 ascii_field spins, like turtle
trinque: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-11-05#1317715 << bee dog dances to communicate ☝︎
danielpbarron: oh i thought the "add dicks to it later" line was the punchline to the joke
mircea_popescu: and since nobody's taking the bait : similarities between dog and engineer : both have intelligent eyes and neither can express itself.
shinohai: I already have my girl claimed on pages of trilema