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asciilifeform: 10:14 < kanzure> meanwhile total damage has been reported to be often >$1T
asciilifeform: 10:13 < kanzure> someone is complaining "$1B to fix climate change is too cheap and nobody is going to believe you" ☟︎
asciilifeform: turns out , there is only so much... academitardism, ustardism, bitcoinscalingism, regulationsmatterreallytheydoism, etc that asciilifeform can swallow before barfing.
asciilifeform: 'we'll butcher'em all amidst laughter and merriment -- except for a few we'll take home to experiment...' (tm)(r)(tomlehrer) ☟︎
ben_vulpes: i have not started those experiments yet; moving entire personal workshop
asciilifeform: currently wondering if everybody's prb takes 2 days to walletrescan, or just mine.
jhvh1: ben_vulpes: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: !~later tell p0nziph0ne stop join/parting, wouldja?
asciilifeform: 12:46 < kanzure> essentially we are the first fully-regulated bitcoin options exchange + clearinghouse
asciilifeform: 12:46 < kanzure> for now we are only offering service to institutions
asciilifeform: 12:45 < nmz787> kanzure: so what does that mean you can do now? can I use LedgerX for some service now?
asciilifeform: 13:08 < kanzure> why do you think we don't already have 10 copies of this shit?
asciilifeform: 13:08 < kanzure> she wants to control the access in her own way ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: 13:01 < kanzure> i mean not for the scihub content
asciilifeform: for folx without theorems to do, there will always be found someone who will 'sell relevancy'
mircea_popescu: in case anyone wondered "How do famous athletes and child actors end up peniless", this'd be how. like those two retarded twins, what was their name, the mcgregors. "oh we're gonna buy relevancy" "yeah, totally, that's something that works"
mircea_popescu: bitcoins to pantsuit cunts that deal was "we'll give you 10k in cash for what we imagine is 100k in publicity" "lol this 100k in publicity is maybe worth 10 bux. deal."
shinohai: Blockchain Capital is one of the "investors" that pre-purchased tokens ( a brainfart of Brock Pierce)
mircea_popescu: how does such huge important mass manage to not have any inertia is anyone's guess ; how fucking broken everyone involved's mind must be not not realize inertialess = worthless is anyone's guess.
mircea_popescu: funny how these shits are OMFG HUGE IMPORTANT RA RA RA until some bagholder actually buys them, at which point they entirely disappear overnight.
mircea_popescu: whatever happened to telegram or w/e it was the one they did buy ?
mircea_popescu: totally. what the fuck is kik anyway, the irrelevant nonservice that facebook didn't buy for a trillion ?
mircea_popescu: " With millions of users, Kik said it hopes to drive mainstream consumer adoption of Kin, potentially making it the most widely used cryptocurrency."
mircea_popescu: "o man, the guys in finance figured out a way to get paid for selling shares without selling any" "whoa" "Technologee man. it can do anything" "can it make you shut up ?"
shinohai: Blokechain technologee at it's finest!
mircea_popescu: wtf does buying "their" version of the usg coin get me ? "uhhh... same as the republic's" bitch... you can't be the same as the republic. you suck ; the republioc doesn't.
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 14:10 shinohai: Kik messenger to renamed "Kek messenger" when this SFYL occurs: http://archive.is/H6qg5
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706296 << i suspect for all these mayweather friends of crypto it's a case of "free money on the table!". ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i'm at the edge of my chair with bated breath awaiting the imperial notion of the list.
mircea_popescu: not to mention, eerily similar to demented, drooling char stack which ~pseudorandomly skips bits known as unicode.
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 13:34 spyked: ^ actually, anecdote. friend of a friend ordered cheap NICs for some business. returned them immediately when he saw they were sending weird data to selected IP addresses. the whole lot.
shinohai: Kik messenger to renamed "Kek messenger" when this SFYL occurs: http://archive.is/H6qg5 ☟︎
spyked: speaking of orders, asciilifeform, estimated arrival date for icestick is ~beginning of november. later than I initially expected, but eh. plenty of time to study related literature & assorted items
spyked: ^ actually, anecdote. friend of a friend ordered cheap NICs for some business. returned them immediately when he saw they were sending weird data to selected IP addresses. the whole lot. ☟︎
asciilifeform: nobody 'calls home', wtf, when you have every isp on the planet realtime bugged, every wire that leaves a house is 'home'.
asciilifeform: or encodes leaked mem into timings, say. use imagination.
asciilifeform: spyked: 'call home' is not the smart model. 'stuff random chunks of physical memory, encrypted to nsakey, into margins of outgoing packets' is a smart model
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 13:03 asciilifeform: ( and obsessing over cpu, in a machine arch where nic has dma -- is tunnel vision. )
spyked: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706269 <-- aha. or where NIC can call home arbitrarily for that matter (AFAIK this was a thing in certain cn stuff) ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-08-22 06:04 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-21#1701493 << he has a point, incidentally. the notion of ~approximating~ numeric machine is about as batshit insane as the notion of concave airplane or open-ended circulatory system.
shinohai: Because decimals are too hard man
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 05:59 mircea_popescu: kanzure http://ledgerx.com/is-btc-real << this is uniquely stupid. for one thing, the "conceptualization" of bitcoin as a "real number" is below sophomoric. there is no such thing as a "btc", properly speaking ; it's satoshis all the way down, and they are integers.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706243 << could be ordinary stupidity, could be -- wrecking. i can easily picture the derps campaigning for 'let's have btc amts as rationals!' so that eventually a tx weighs 100MB ( in which to represent the ever-cancerously growing ratio ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: the 'alphago' stunt -- was marketing, for these.
a111: Logged on 2016-01-26 17:20 ascii_butugychag: (there was a spiffy talk at shmoo, which mentioned how nn used in image recognition usually imprints on what - to a human - would be an entirely accidental cluster of pixels, and if you flip'em, it will recognize an obvious, e.g,. cat, as a refrigerator, etc)
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-01-26#1386298 << oblig thread re nn ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 08:53 spyked: in other innovative and artificially Intel-ligent news: http://archive.is/Mo85Z when did Hillis/Sussman/Feynman play with the connection machine? ah, late '80s!
asciilifeform: ( and obsessing over cpu, in a machine arch where nic has dma -- is tunnel vision. ) ☟︎
asciilifeform: Just Say No to intel.
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 08:36 spyked: to wit: 1. dorks plant pervasive spyhole in commodity hardware, "to catch terrorists" I suppose; 2. at some point someone figures out everyone can use it, not only "agencies"; 3. at some point (much later!) dorks figure out they can be used to spy on "agencies" too; 4. dorks finally add secret method to disable spyhole.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706252 << if you're actually convinced that 1) the published method fully and permanently disables the thing 2) it was the one and only fritzchip core in intelturd --- i got bridge to sellya. ☝︎
shinohai: Makes me rather forlorn that ex gf threw out my spi tool thinking it was a broken usb drive xD
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 08:34 spyked: http://archive.is/rHrjj <-- this might be of (very limited) interest re wintel x86 discussion. mostly for amusement
shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706250 <<< This was amusing spyked, thx for share. ☝︎
spyked: in other innovative and artificially Intel-ligent news: http://archive.is/Mo85Z when did Hillis/Sussman/Feynman play with the connection machine? ah, late '80s! ☟︎
mircea_popescu: We're Boring And Stupid doesn't quite have the same sound to it
spyked: hi mircea_popescu; lol yeah. also, other lulz: "There are three such cores in the new PCH: Management Engine (ME), Integrated Sensors Hub (ISH), and Innovation Engine (IE)." innovation engine!
mircea_popescu: compressed xml to boot.
spyked: to wit: 1. dorks plant pervasive spyhole in commodity hardware, "to catch terrorists" I suppose; 2. at some point someone figures out everyone can use it, not only "agencies"; 3. at some point (much later!) dorks figure out they can be used to spy on "agencies" too; 4. dorks finally add secret method to disable spyhole. ☟︎
spyked: http://archive.is/rHrjj <-- this might be of (very limited) interest re wintel x86 discussion. mostly for amusement ☟︎
BingoBoingo: From the novelty mines https://archive.is/mTd6S
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> as if i fucking need to squeeze 120% out of a party. why ? if i like it that much ima just do it again nextweek, for +100%. << Gotta address the biohackers and their "Drugs are bad, let's edit the meat" crowd.
mircea_popescu: why do these dorks imagine they're involved with bitcoin again ?
mircea_popescu: there's a limited ammount of different transactions that can be indexed, and that limit is not 2.1e12.
mircea_popescu: moreover, no, most emphatically NO there could not be subdivisions below the satoshi. in fact, not even fractions as small as the 100s of satoshis can be practically used.
mircea_popescu: kanzure http://ledgerx.com/is-btc-real << this is uniquely stupid. for one thing, the "conceptualization" of bitcoin as a "real number" is below sophomoric. there is no such thing as a "btc", properly speaking ; it's satoshis all the way down, and they are integers. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: (ie, item that'd permit any munchausen exploit from occuring)
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 03:22 kanzure: my definition of a viable nootropic is one that helps enough to make a better nootropic. so basically they are all garbage.
asciilifeform: pumping is the classical recipe for 'add N lasers'
asciilifeform: ( most obviously -- to pump a larger item )
mircea_popescu: well not diodes, no. but N W-watt tube is = kNW tube.
asciilifeform: point being, they don't align phasewise: so N W-watt diode != N*W watt tube.
mircea_popescu: no seriously, this is actually used. take weak laser from tube 1 through tube 2.
asciilifeform: ( laser is possibly the least efficient known electrical light source , watt per watt in vs out )
mircea_popescu: whole principle of laser is that excited atom will spit out photon in phase with photon going by
asciilifeform: that won't make the waves align
mircea_popescu: cascade them ?
asciilifeform: of small ( 1-5W) diodes. and they don't cohere together (because how?)
asciilifeform: incidentally, the 'kilowatt diode' ( and even 30W chinese item from last year's thread) are from a certain pov shams :
mircea_popescu: i guess. though you know, overclocking.
asciilifeform: but the optics
asciilifeform: the bitch, funnily, is never the tube
mircea_popescu: my point being : you can blow your own tube, buy your own gas, hook it all up, and let it go. kitchenware.
mircea_popescu: blow tube with holes in it.
asciilifeform: it dun make sense at low power, to bother, so they ain't made small.
mircea_popescu: yes but dun have to be 20k usd. just get a cubic meter of gas mix, and some flexible pipe.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that's the 20k+usd pro variant, is exactly how.
mircea_popescu: and cool that selfsame gas.
mircea_popescu: yes, but unseal the tube and use a large amt of gas.
asciilifeform: 100w is the tabletop item most folx have. sealed tube.
mircea_popescu: ok then. so wtf is this "100w laser". measure it in liters instead.
asciilifeform: i dun think i ever once set foot in a lab without a co2 tank
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's a mix tho, co2 is trace amt in laser co2.
mircea_popescu: if lab can keep an o2 tank, it can also keep an co2 laser tank
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 04:06 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706038 << above 2-3kW they recirculate the lasing gas per se. prolly unbeatable re cooling .
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706124 << which is the better q here. why not commodify the gas, have really large gas pools for excitation. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 03:22 kanzure: my definition of a viable nootropic is one that helps enough to make a better nootropic. so basically they are all garbage.
mircea_popescu: i think it might be a cultural thing. milk coffee was common breakfast kiddy thing in ro. i was amused to discover same is true in say nicaragua.
asciilifeform: depends on the drinker. iirc the particular locus even was found. i may even have read in kanzure's links some time last decade.
asciilifeform: so happens that i remember my first cup of coffee, very well. but to drink it again !