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mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-21#1716563 << that's really the lolz of all fucking time. i suppose next arthur andersen is going to come back from the teenager afterlife to declare it hates its mom!!1 ☝︎
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> teh network is disrupted to all hell fwiw. << looks like a series of really quick blocks 'eh?
a111: Logged on 2017-09-21 14:01 asciilifeform: in other noose, https://urbit.org/blog/2017.9-eth ( cocksucker serves empty page to archive.is, and so http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/k9AVu/?raw=true << plain txt ) urbit drops pretense of independent existence, merges with... ethertardium
asciilifeform: in other noose, https://urbit.org/blog/2017.9-eth ( cocksucker serves empty page to archive.is, and so http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/k9AVu/?raw=true << plain txt ) urbit drops pretense of independent existence, merges with... ethertardium ☟︎
mircea_popescu: well yeah, they knocked offline their own shitnode network lel
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> teh network is disrupted to all hell fwiw. << On the plus side, most of the public facing trb identified nodes are back caught up to sync
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Maybe you picked the wrong mountainside? Need one tilted a bit more warmerly
BingoBoingo does not remember the diagnosis
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: ty fxd
a111: Logged on 2017-09-21 05:00 ben_vulpes: fall happened over the course of two days. i am pissed.
mircea_popescu: by now i'm well caught in teh memeropes myself!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-21#1716529 you recall teh "stanford trained psychologist" doing online diagnosis of "your vile" rite ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-09-21 02:16 deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/kings-bounty-a-knights-tale/ << Trilema - King's Bounty - A Knight's Tale
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-21#1716526 << give to brother for me ☝︎
mircea_popescu: teh network is disrupted to all hell fwiw.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: there's a section of the trump un address that's duplicated, last duped pp starts with "We cannot let a murderous"
lobbes: Using this bash loop that is called on reboot. Spawns the bot process and tries to restart if it ends with exit code <> 0: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/9osB5/?raw=true
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 21:10 trinque: and sure, could bash script a loop that does exactly what you want, and then bash script your next service too. people do that. and then they generalize out the utils, and have a process manager of their own.
lobbes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716279 << I ended up going this route. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: fall happened over the course of two days. i am pissed. ☟︎
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/09/trump-offers-earthquake-aid-to-mexico-after-mexico-renegs-on-hurricaine-aid-to-texas-terrorist-assault-on-saint-louis-continues/ << Qntra - Trump Offers Earthquake Aid To Mexico After Mexico Renegs on Hurricaine Aid To Texas; Terrorist Assault On Saint Louis Continues
BingoBoingo: "No!" I thought, "It won’t be long and I won’t be the only able-bodied man on the street with belted pants. How am I supposed to fend off this army of punks then?""
BingoBoingo: Maybe they should try caching the ropes of memen in their butts?
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/kings-bounty-a-knights-tale/ << Trilema - King's Bounty - A Knight's Tale ☟︎
shinohai: I can only think that my ancestors rescued the god of jugs and were rewarded with a surfeit of tits
shinohai: BRING YOUR HALF ITS TO #trilema
shinohai: 0,02 has a nice ring to it though ... 0.01 cada teta
shinohai: As such, I only hear them when asked to trasludar
mircea_popescu: heh, recall when 0.02 seemed too low ?
shinohai: Were I as rich as Sr. Popescu, every night I'd pay 0.02 BTC (adjusted for inflation) to hear these magnificent stories.
shinohai: Despite that, still wish I could go back
shinohai: fr .... When I was in Guatemala EVERY FUCKING DRIVER scared the shit out of me
mircea_popescu: lotta that in central america.
mircea_popescu: how'd she get them ?
shinohai: ben_vulpes I was just talking to her about the scars .... those things interest me.
ben_vulpes: that one scar kinda looks like a t-rex
shinohai: I also publish for your amusement, the outtakes from her foto session https://imgur.com/a/WIHc1
shinohai: Well she is a bit chubby, but the titwork has been dry for a while.
mod6: nice work with the tits & help thereof.
shinohai: Ella habia escuchado la historia de vida bajo el Trumpreich y tenia miedo regresar
mircea_popescu: what'd you prefer, "vida sobre la opresion de trump" ?
mircea_popescu: not so terrible is it ?
shinohai: TErrible translation
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Había oído historias de terror de la vida bajo Trumpreich y tenía miedo de devolver esta última
mircea_popescu: !~translate en to es "She had heard horror stories of life under Trumpreich and was afraid to return this last t"
mircea_popescu: shinohai perhaps point out to her that
shinohai: She had heard horror stories of life under Trumpreich and was afraid to return this last time
shinohai: Fuck the police
ben_vulpes: wait i thought it was against the law for human female to be a domestic slave
shinohai: Well, it is domestic slavery as much as she is not bound under usistan law ... only has travel visa
mircea_popescu: o wait, i forgot. it is against the law in the united states for human female to work ie not be domestic slave.
mircea_popescu: phf i hope you're taking notes lol ☟︎
shinohai: She came after we first met here, went back, then came back abt 2 months ago
mircea_popescu: pretty girl at that
shinohai: ^ that one
mircea_popescu: dude THE THINGS YOU DO FOR THE REPUBLIC!
mircea_popescu: o hey, you actually got a local gf out of the deal ?
shinohai: On advice from our esteemed Lordship, I only went to Alfonso Bonilla airport in Cali to pick up the Baroness ...
jhvh1: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: !~later tell apeloyee http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716422 << this is what i've been trying to figure out re barrett : can it be made to work for ARBITRARY inputs , in constant spacetime ☝︎
mircea_popescu: lol. you ever been to colombia even ?
shinohai: But thank you mircea_popescu ... she may yet turn out to be yet another valuable contact I have met through your programme
shinohai: The things I do for this Republic
shinohai: Now the Lord Baron Titsbare, because he feels bad for some random chick in 3rd world country, has to spend the next hour or so explaining how Bitcoin works to n00b.
shinohai: Guess I need to stand my old self kiwi instance back up
shinohai: Likely ... when I sent her to plain web.freenode.net it worked fine
mircea_popescu: what country is this
shinohai: Get this, kiwi irc is blocked in her section of the country
mircea_popescu: i imagine it must be pretty confusing, this brave new world.
shinohai: "Well I see a lot of chicas ispanas there, so it must be legit" (translation mine)
shinohai: Then I spent 15 minutes teaching her how to use irc
shinohai: First she sent me an email, saying one of her friends did this, and thought it was a scam.
shinohai: This has to be one of the most entertaining times I have ever translated en private.
mircea_popescu: mafeketty ok, te los mando. tarde un poco pero los va tener hoy.
shinohai: Mandame fotos de tu llaves privados, por favor
mircea_popescu: mafeketty yo hablo espanol tambien, no se verguenzosa.
mircea_popescu: mafeketty is that right ? 136w5Goh345kTdhTUDDzh3jBUiCFHM3hTn esta correcto ?
shinohai: appears to be it. I told her you are not responsible if it goes to bad addy
shinohai: She is typing all this shit manually .... keeps sending me messages lol
mircea_popescu: mafeketty yes, that part is fine. now, where do you want the bitcents sent ? what's your bitcoin address ?
mircea_popescu: a hey, there it is.
shinohai: Are you trying to type these links by hand?
mircea_popescu: mafeketty there's nothing there.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 23:05 apeloyee: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716348 << from my Intel PR dept. emulator: "New Intel (R) NSAInside Energy saver(TM) processor technology optimizes your branchless code to avoid redundant operations delivering unparalled power savings..."
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716403 << by definition monkey business with instruction timings is ~detectable~. but the other idea is, a proper ffa is very easy to fpgaize/siliconize. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 22:49 apeloyee: I don't understand how to do classical barrett without CLZ on modulus
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716392 << i don't see what part of barrett wants to know leadingzero count ☝︎
shinohai: I dunno, have not seen them yet
a111: Logged on 2017-09-20 22:07 asciilifeform: apeloyee: i'd be curious to hear how intel will 'optimize' xor.
apeloyee: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-20#1716348 << from my Intel PR dept. emulator: "New Intel (R) NSAInside Energy saver(TM) processor technology optimizes your branchless code to avoid redundant operations delivering unparalled power savings..." ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: are they good tits ?
shinohai eagerly awaits these tits ....
shinohai: mircea_popescu: mafeketty wishes to be added to thy collection.
apeloyee: while loop in secretshift does a number of iterations dependent only on ffa number width and word width, so can be unrolled if those are known
apeloyee: I don't understand how to do classical barrett without CLZ on modulus ☟︎
BingoBoingo wonder what part of Chicom death knell is responsible for these fucking slow blocks
asciilifeform: apeloyee: try and rewrite without the 'while' loop
asciilifeform: now you gotta normalize, denormalize, and proof that it cannot under any conceivable circumstance fail or take variant time
asciilifeform: this is still massively moar complicated than barrett
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform he squeezed a little juice out of the rock, check him out.