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mod6: bleach all the foodz
ben_vulpes: it's almost as though they never thought to have the fun of putting novel tastes in the kid's face
mircea_popescu: you know apparently lots of (badly brought up) girls go through this "only white things" phase ?
ben_vulpes: while my two year old is scarfing down olives, prosciutto, spicy chilis, with nary a blink.
ben_vulpes: funnily enough, the family democrats have failed on parenting to the degree that "she only eats white things" like...bread. pasta. plastimilk.
mod6: Trying to haul in a vw bus.
mod6: Doing some fishing like that could be a pretty fun time.
mircea_popescu: swordfish longer than teh boat. and so on.
a111: Logged on 2017-12-13 16:48 asciilifeform: 9x << i thought that was fishing mode
mircea_popescu: btw re http://btcbase.org/log/2017-12-13#1750533 : you are aware costa rica routinely dominates catches in pretty all categories ? they get literal quarter ton tuna here. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: costs a little more, but then again what's the money for.
mircea_popescu: that's why you don't permit your kids to live in room with "posters" of idiotic pop "legends". let them have roman antiquity decor.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform woman's milk is good quality ; powdered crap/soy/etc is not. child forms good tastes from his mom's tit.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-17 17:31 asciilifeform: 'FDA specifically bans from human infant formula ("felonious fortification") the addition of a tetraunsaturated fatty acid only found in human breast milk. Near as anyone can tell, its only metabolic purpose is to encourage brain development. Human milk for human babies - or you bring up a Democrat.' ftr.
asciilifeform: ( other than the obvious way observed by uncle al, i.e. http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-17#1671450 ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how's that plug in ?
mod6: Here they just feed the babies Diet Coke.
BingoBoingo amazed by how much better everything dairy and chocolate here is compared to old country.
mircea_popescu: the correct proportion is like .7 cookie to the nut. since the macadamia come in fixed size, how about they change the damned cookie size to match my needs!
mircea_popescu: speaking of mother's milk, britt sells these macadamia nuts covered in black chocolate here. they go fabulously well with danish cookies, but i have the following complaint :
mod6: Jerky is great, but it's a hassle to make ya.
mircea_popescu: mod6 ayup. cold smoked meat is perfectly acceptable, what else are you gonna have for breakfast. that, salmon, breastmilk, so on.
mircea_popescu: then again, there are those places that'll take your meat and make it jerky. not very expensive, but back to "and how much jerky can you eat ?!"
mod6: I think those guys in alaska have something figured out with those full walk-in smokers they built with logs, etc.
mircea_popescu: if you can sell the meat without having to preserve it ~at all~, you got a fiddy to a hundy buck a pound sorta thing. if not... whatever costco charges, 9.95 or such
mircea_popescu: huge difference there.
mircea_popescu: mod6 and the thing is, meat age matters IMMENSELY. unless you operate a smoking thing, which fwis is all but unknown in the us, and unless i guess you know how to rot it properly (whicjh again, is nice, but MAYBE once a month sorta thing, like the romeo&juliets), in order to eat a steak shot-this-morning i'd pay, but really i wouldn't eat a "straight from the freezer" steak unless i have to.
asciilifeform not tried yet
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: If the locals in old country were sane it would be
a111: Logged on 2017-10-25 18:32 mircea_popescu: but yes, timisoara has automated raw milk dispensing machines. while that lasts, which is to say until some dumb cunt "raises awareness" enough on facebook
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: incidentally, in re milk thread ( http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-25#1728908 and elsewhere ) -- i found out that there is apparently nao an Official loophole -- while it lasts -- in usgistan : raw milk sold 'for cats' , for piles of money , wink, nudge, posh clientelle fills up thermoses ☝︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah but really, meat distribution is teh point.
mircea_popescu: then THAT guy can afford to take a buck or something, knowing full well that in a coupla days its gone anyway
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i guess if all the "exclusive gated community" schmucks weren't so schmucky thery could have a delegated hunter, get your steak in the mail by 10am. << In old country missouri village of "Town and Country" licenses hunters, but only as far as reducing the traffic hazard posed.
mod6: I really want to get some elk steaks, but no where to be found in immediate area.
mod6: Yeah, srsly now. It'd be great to have a local wild-game guy, just like butcher or automotive repair guy.
BingoBoingo: Back in old country, most people had a good chunk of their venison processed into salty "stick" form for long term sub freezing refrigeration.
mircea_popescu: sorta like how milk works (or worked, dunno, maybe they did away with that too)
asciilifeform: iirc in feudal jp they had.
mircea_popescu: i guess if all the "exclusive gated community" schmucks weren't so schmucky thery could have a delegated hunter, get your steak in the mail by 10am. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: only way is to have a large population that can eat it, somehow. though iirc usg was pretty shitty about preventing hunter sales.
mircea_popescu: but in temperate zone, really, ima pay to freeze that much meat for months so as to have month-old meat for months ? BUT I DUN WANNA!
mircea_popescu: yeah. and in places like alaska, say, where they do take a moose now and again, it's more convenient because freezer everywhere.
mod6: These guys go out and take 1-2 deer, that is probably enough for at least the whole winter.
mod6: yeah, adding in the fat really helps hold em together. Venison is so lean.. makes a damn good rare stake too.
mircea_popescu: perfect like that, even the fat.
mod6: I love those venison burgers, we mix it 50/50 with ground up pork butt.
mod6: let the meat age. then cut it up.
mod6: we took the hide off, then hung it in the garage for 4 days.
mircea_popescu: mod6 and that's if you know what you're doing. otherwise, takes ~3 fingers.
asciilifeform: 9x << i thought that was fishing mode ☟︎
mod6: mircea_popescu: its quite a lot of work. i helped dress my buddies buck this year. took ~3 hours.
mircea_popescu: please respect my culture & traditions.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i am in hunter mode, applying numeric factor of 2x to 9x as need be.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> mod6 problem is, if you actually take one of those, you gotta do something with a quarter ton of meat. what, take in 6 more women ? << No where close on a deer. Large buck (deer) is usually ~100 kgs total weight/
mircea_popescu: i shot a grand total of 1 doe. and honestly the excstasy wasn't worth the laundry.
mircea_popescu: yeah. i always was more of the ... how to put this, defensive hunter ? "i don't mind killing things but i really dun wanna carry them" sort.
mod6: mircea_popescu: indeed! lot of meat on an animal like that.
BingoBoingo: <mod6> Last weekend I was hunting and saw 5 huge bucks across the open field. Was like O_O. << Vermin!
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> now where to find wheat field... << Wheat fields are a seasonal thing in US, check bean fields a few weeks after harvest
mircea_popescu: mod6 problem is, if you actually take one of those, you gotta do something with a quarter ton of meat. what, take in 6 more women ?
asciilifeform: mod6: that's the 1 reliable animal we have here
mod6: Last weekend I was hunting and saw 5 huge bucks across the open field. Was like O_O.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hanbot once saw fox on traintrip in romania, guy was like, standing watching the train, 20 meters off if that.
asciilifeform: right on the streets
asciilifeform: fox even here in the shitlands
mircea_popescu: if there's woods by the side, pheasant almost guaranteed
mod6: Ah, might be pheasants in the corn though.
mod6: You'd think there would be a bunch just west of where you are.
asciilifeform: now where to find wheat field...
mircea_popescu: they're very hardy, pretty much every farm has them. go for walk post wheat harvest, there's 100s
asciilifeform: one day i'd like to so much as see one
asciilifeform: nah it's just this old skull attic furniture, this rhyme.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform are you getting fired up with proletariat rage over thar ?
mircea_popescu: yes well, let's ideally not do that then, lol
asciilifeform finds that he cannot think of grouse without recalling mayakovsky's 'Ешь ананасы, рябчиков жуй, / день твой последний приходит, буржуй.' ☟︎
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> gotta pay attention with them << shooting things that walk on the ground -- a bit more risky ya.
BingoBoingo: Ye Ole birdshot to the face
mod6: Yeah, otherwise you get the ole dick-cheney to the face.
mircea_popescu: yeah. you need like a dozen to make a meal, but the meal is worth making.
mircea_popescu: gotta pay attention with them
mod6: People love to eat em.
mod6: Yeah, for sure. I've never been grouse hunting tho.
mircea_popescu: or how do you call the little runny bird in this language
mircea_popescu: you have grouse there btw ?
mod6: What kinda blows my mind about the turkeys is the like to roost in the trees.
mircea_popescu: yeah. it's possibly best beginner game, basically golf with clubs that shoot
mod6: I think it'd be good exercise if nothing else.
mod6: i wanna give turkey a try too. i hear it's a lot of walking, but lots of fun.
mircea_popescu: per tradition it's higher on the hierarchy of hard game
mod6: Ducks fly fast tho, ya. I should give that a try next year.
mod6: Any more than that and they're gone.
mircea_popescu: i think duck is usually #2 or i guess #4
mod6: Does the job. I try to shoot 'em within 20-50 yds.
mircea_popescu: you'd use something like i dunno, 1oz tungsten shot ?
mod6: I can't imagine trying to hit a fast-flying anything @ 100 yds with a rifle much less a mile and a half.
mircea_popescu: mod6 well you don't want explosive round lol. but anyway, picking the lead out from the pheasant in experience not much worse than eating around the hole in the duck.
mircea_popescu: still, if you manage a mile-and-quarter kill or some insanity like that, you really want the dog to do the running for you.
mod6: I'd imagine that there wouldn't be much decent meat left after getting hit with a rifle round.
BingoBoingo: AHA, in usa duck needs to be taken with shotgun using steel shot