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asciilifeform: bbbbut did he register a software patent also!111111
asciilifeform: lel, did they write back to israel, 'stop sending niggerz with non-rusting staples' etc ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: who, i wonder, was the lucky dude
asciilifeform: it is beautiful, only bulky.
asciilifeform: as in, head splats in 3s instead of 25
asciilifeform: (compress in the time sense, not the usual)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: try compress the gif, it takes eons to load
asciilifeform: https://www.deepdotweb.com/2016/08/13/caliconnects-private-pgp-key-account-password-asshole209 << moar lel
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'cleaving' did not start, and won't end, with asciilifeform , or even with engineers, folks cleaved dry from green wood to burn in fire, and tasty from rotten parts of mammonth, etc. and will cleave in future.
asciilifeform: and i only even remembered this because it was my first encounter of this being described as a particular thing.
asciilifeform: (eh if 'google groups' still worked!111)
asciilifeform: fwiw.
asciilifeform: al schwartz, iirc, did indeed fuck twins
asciilifeform: prolly just the eyeball pop.
asciilifeform: ^ fella has this... surprised! look.
asciilifeform: and it isn't the piece of lead.
asciilifeform: ~someone~ has to ~give a fuck~
asciilifeform: one of the numerous things seals do not do, is to sneak into violator's bed at night and remove his balls.
asciilifeform: well then noshit.jpg.
asciilifeform: ( i.e. actually literate people? or wat )
asciilifeform: elaborate ?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-03-28#1076117 << canonical, i think, 'seals' thread. ☝︎
asciilifeform: ( the humble seal is one of the most, imho, under-rated pieces of crypto tech. at least the 'otp' variant, where it is made from a shattered rod, is 'unbreakable' in any direct sense. as discussed in at least one old thread. )
asciilifeform: i find linked item a bit of a puzzler, even sov-era electronics had screw seals, that were at least an honest try against quiet defloration, if not serious challenge
asciilifeform: https://jhalderm.com/pacman << in other nooze: 'It's a touch-screen DRE (direct-recording electronic) voting machine. ... We received the machine with the original tamper-evident seals intact. The software can be replaced without breaking any of these seals, simply by removing screws and opening the case. ... In celebration of the 30th anniversary of the iconic arcade game, we reprogrammed the AVC Edge to run Pac-Man.'
asciilifeform: (unlike, say, a housecat)
asciilifeform: i dun sit on every item of furniture, no...
asciilifeform: in as far as dirigiblisms go, this is the mildest yet, i can throw down my shirt also and it will also get washed.
asciilifeform: and mircea_popescu , what, throws it in the air, the gurlz catch ?
asciilifeform: dunno, at one point, in civilized cities, ~only specially-grown laundry nuns did laundry, everybody else just dropped coin in the basked and off it went
asciilifeform: etc.
asciilifeform: it will likely surprise no one if mircea_popescu tells also that he has never tied own shoes with own hands.
asciilifeform: no rush.
asciilifeform: there is 'proceed from cause, damn the torpedoes' but there is also 'first ecstasy, then laundry.'
asciilifeform: the problem, possibly, is that we get a multitude of fat, emboldened weevils.
asciilifeform: if he is eaten by weevils, it will be quite warranted imho.
asciilifeform: whole piece was a reaction to gawker successfully raping paul graham.
asciilifeform: less than this.
asciilifeform: ght with his head shrunk to the size of a baseball, we won't see a lot of witch-hunting and we know there's a serious witch problem. In a country where witch-hunting is a stable and lucrative career, and also an amateur pastime enjoyed by millions of hobbyists on the weekend, we know there are no real witches worth a damn.' << this struck me as reasonable observation.
asciilifeform: 'Obviously, if the witches had any power whatsoever, they wouldn't waste their time gallivanting around on broomsticks, fellating Satan and cursing cows with sour milk. They're getting burned right and left, for Christ's sake! Priorities! No, they'd turn the tables and lay some serious voodoo on the witch-hunters. In a country where anyone who speaks out against the witches is soon found dangling by his heels from an oak at midni
asciilifeform: http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2013/09/technology-communism-and-brown-scare.html << ?
asciilifeform: hm
asciilifeform: which nonsense
asciilifeform: i can picture spanish passengers, muttering 'witchery'
asciilifeform: well magnetism is sorcery no less than pyrotechnics, neh?
asciilifeform: witcherator.
asciilifeform: incidentally, mircea_popescu's article with the 'brujula' (compass), i could not help but wonder, is this same root as 'bruja' (witch) ?
asciilifeform: or was that in some other time or place.
asciilifeform: bbbbut gunpowder is deviltry, no christian would...
asciilifeform: $s crypto ag
asciilifeform: in even lulzier noose, http://thefactcoalition.org/worlds-largest-banks-endorse-ending-anonymous-shell-companies <<< does this mean that Crypto Ag will be unmasked??!1111
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-13#1520430 << complementing this, >> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/secret-porn-star-professor-suspended-7542679 ☝︎
asciilifeform: when i was a boy, mother went, briefly, to finland, and came back with tales of unfathomable civilization, with megatechnological wonders such as clean streets, japanese cars, and tv sets with REMOTES
asciilifeform: (prior to all of which, there were, of course, no finns as such, but buncha backwater swedes...)
asciilifeform: and a couplea times since.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they 'happened' to them during peter I
asciilifeform: the ~original~ 'lavabit', if you will.
asciilifeform: recall penet.fi?
asciilifeform: whatever even happened to the finns...
asciilifeform: i suppose now that these are stamped out by the thousand, they are ~unremarkable.
asciilifeform: bush's 'wise latina' (his phrasing)
asciilifeform: (sotomayor)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the brits have ~nothing on usa: we have a whole supreme court judge here who is solidly suspected of illiteracy
asciilifeform: 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' is standard anglo approach, from boer war, to ww2 japan, to every poor motherfucker like the one in link ☟︎
asciilifeform: (it had no net access but they cut its phone, mail, visitors off.)
asciilifeform: waco set the gold standard.
asciilifeform: how else.
asciilifeform: ( see also : http://btcbase.org/log/2015-10-10#1296163 ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: in moar interesting noose, https://theintercept.com/2016/08/12/canadian-man-killed-during-police-raid-had-built-online-life-around-supporting-isis << canadian fella, 'under government surveillance due to his social media postings and had received a judicial order in February banning him from use of the internet' shot by police after, supposedly, setting off inept bomb.
asciilifeform: in other noose, https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/08/12/guccifer-2-0-hacked-dccc
asciilifeform: 'The judge said, based on the law, smuggling over 20 firearms should be given death sentence. However, the judge added that considering Liu’s young age at the time when the crime was committed, the court thus handed down a life sentence instead.'
asciilifeform: ^ reminiscent of usg trials for faux dope.
asciilifeform: 'The fate of Liu Dawei that would lead him to a life sentence conviction began on July, 2014. Then 18-year-old, gun enthusiast Liu placed an online order to purchase 24 replica firearms from a Taiwanese website ...'
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/wCuPt << not quite related lelz
asciilifeform: if there's nothing else, i've nothing.
asciilifeform: ahahaha argumento ad dirigible.
asciilifeform: (if he dun care whether anyone believes, naturally he dun have to show nuffin)
asciilifeform: if he wants to be believed.
asciilifeform: who - as incidentally mircea_popescu did - shows the tx.
asciilifeform: but burden of proof is on fella who says 'i've been trying to get this tx mined since obama presidency and nobody includes it in block because they are joooz' is on the claimant.
asciilifeform: taken arbitrary length here.
asciilifeform: if a year later nobody heard a tx, and nobody showed it to me, it dun exist. proof or gtfo.
asciilifeform: the check is in the mailz!
asciilifeform: 'it's in the next block!'
asciilifeform: mno.
asciilifeform: which sooooo happens every fucking day, aha.
asciilifeform: lost key ? yes. meteor fell ? yes. ww3? yes. spent ? no.
asciilifeform: fact is , what has not been spent, could not have been mis-spent.
asciilifeform: and that the actuarial alarm bell is my 'drunk on springwater.'
asciilifeform: next mircea_popescu will tell me that P(aids|shoots heroin) is not > P(aids|clean), etc.
asciilifeform: for instance, 'sold for usd.'
asciilifeform: i tell ya, whole classes of coin loss universe that are possible given 'coin moved' - can be immediately ruled out if coin has not moved.
asciilifeform bbl, will go think.
asciilifeform: i tell ya, i dun see it.
asciilifeform: sorta like 'wife MAY have fucked stranger last night, when she was out, but not THIS night, she was tied up in basement'
asciilifeform: MAY have.
asciilifeform: tell me how 'coin moved' is not equivalent to 'coin may have moved to addr that mover dun have the key to and aint ever giving it back'.
asciilifeform: proof can always be had.
asciilifeform: (recall thread?)
asciilifeform: btw if mircea_popescu wants to do a shannon-style proof a la otp bits, i'm all ears.