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pete_dushenski: go smack 'em with a fish then
punkman: "Do I have to be a resident of one of the countries mentioned above? No. You can live anywhere in the world, except of Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea or New York State." lol'd
punkman: "the quaint quant" would be a good name for a blog
pete_dushenski: til 'maya crude' is a thing.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quent | quent. A gentlemanly way of saying cunt! Example Usage: "I kindly ask you to refrain from using my wife's ass in that impertinent manner, you quent!". by stumow ...
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-12-2015#1354353 << is 'quent' supposed to be a less free version of frequent or a less subsumed version of subsequent ? ☝︎☟︎
kakobrekla: The required equipment was often purchased abroad and presented as someone’s personal design. By the way, it was common practice in industry throughout the history of the Soviet Union. For example, in the 1980s a computer “EC1841” was designed for military purposes. The designers even managed to get the USSR State Award. Later it turned out that Soviet computer chips had never been designed – they were imported from the ☟︎
ben_vulpes: there is a new file in /Applications
mircea_popescu: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/09/27/ceos/ << or, for that matter, a very young bb ?
assbot: What's a SpergLord ? on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1JCW6lp )
mircea_popescu: blast from the past... "This mob mentality may be the end of Bitcoin." http://trilema.com/2013/whats-a-sperglord/#selection-151.223-151.267
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes << forfeiture now a fedz-only game << in the logs last week!
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: works best as part of a balanced diet, which includes banhammer << by... ip ?
assbot: The Justice Department just shut down a huge asset forfeiture program - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jb3ERn )
ben_vulpes: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/23/the-feds-just-shut-down-a-huge-program-that-lets-cops-take-your-stuff-and-keep-it/ << forfeiture now a fedz-only game
adlai: (if anything, this is a symptom of lazyness towards c++ turdballs!)
asciilifeform: adlai: assbot, as i understand, has a manually-curated cache of pubkeys
assbot: 12 results for 'bruce wagner' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bruce+wagner
asciilifeform: is there a coprophagiaincambodia.com ?
assbot: How to Use Bitcoin as a Faster Cheaper Easier Western Union - gaysexthailand.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jb1QI3 )
asciilifeform: does the conductor of that paki train wield a stick with which to dislodge excess 'outdoor passengers' ?
asciilifeform: picture, no such thing as a fine restaurant without stinking beggars and screaming welfare kidz represented 'fairly'
asciilifeform: often i picture how horrified even the most hardened liberast would be if he could visit a meatspace universe that is as devoid of healthy meat-flies separation as the net is today
assbot: Logged on 27-10-2015 21:46:36; mircea_popescu: providing public services is not merely a waste
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: works best as part of a balanced diet, which includes banhammer
ben_vulpes: is there reason to suspect that insta-disconnecting nodes will achieve anything rather than queuing the disconnector up for a reconnection shortly?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the way the socket handler works (and fixing this would involve rewriting more or less everything) a 'lingerer' ties up the box.
asciilifeform: is there a particular reason we ought to be wasting any cycles on 'embrace & extend' fucktards ?
BingoBoingo: Well, it's not like I'm going to expend effort to figure out if the medium.com social networking site has a way to shoot recruitograms out.
mircea_popescu: well... twitter is a pos social media site...
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-12-2015#1354184 << In an update on the recruitment suggested by mircea_popescu yesterday, the recruitogram got a twitter like. Not a visit here nor any actual message in reply. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: maybe you taking them out generated a micropanic
mircea_popescu: cheaper and more effectual way to announce that being, of course, having a bid in i guess.
mircea_popescu: actually there is a ticket price where everyone WHO SHOULD BE RIDING gets a seat.
assbot: Logged on 27-12-2015 18:50:33; thestringpuller: "You can't fix a capacity problem with fees. If there are only 20 seats on the bus and 25 people that want to ride there is no ticket price where everyone gets a seat." << I love the lulz on reddit. "We want everyone to be equal because we aren't worth shit in the real world. Treat us fairly!!!!!11"
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-12-2015#1354466 <<< definitely Grade-A popcorn out there today. ☝︎
punkman: "maybe if we stop giving out tickets for free, we'll be able to affor a second bus"
thestringpuller: "You can't fix a capacity problem with fees. If there are only 20 seats on the bus and 25 people that want to ride there is no ticket price where everyone gets a seat." << I love the lulz on reddit. "We want everyone to be equal because we aren't worth shit in the real world. Treat us fairly!!!!!11" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: apparently all the others somehow got lost in a cloud of "could never happen to me".
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> 'It is about sending a strong message. << it is about sending a strong message alright.
VariaVarietatis: Gotta look into it more stuck on a shit server atm bbl
VariaVarietatis: Yes, they are pretty nice been using one for a two months turns out everyone seems to have them was last one in on them.
asciilifeform: afaik there is not a commercial gadget for subvocal
asciilifeform: 'It is about sending a strong message. I think we may need to start an accreditation scheme for Bitcoin-consensus compliant wallets and services. Through code signing and use of multisig, we can even distinguish transactions made by compliant wallets and non-compliant wallets, and have pools not mine them (or wallets refuse to send to known-non-compliant wallets).' ☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: was counting a bloated debug.log
asciilifeform: a very different sort of affair, but same method.
asciilifeform: most of the extant literature concerning dpa is about extracting firmware from copyprotected microcontrollers in a laboratory setting
asciilifeform: as i pointed out a year+ ago, a trezor plugged into a specially-instrumented but visually uninteresting pc will give up its key.
asciilifeform: or, in modern times, you plug your box into a usb jack in a cafe
asciilifeform: e.g., a typewriter in an embassy, and enemy attached a precision ampermeter to your mains
asciilifeform: the scenario of a dpa attack is where you have possession of the machine, but the enemy controls the power supply
asciilifeform: if someone walks away with your cipher machine while you sleep, and he has half a brain, he will have your key
thestringpuller pulls up a chair and listens.
asciilifeform: i suppose i ought to explain dpa as a thing
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: if you have trouble sourcing batteries not containing usg dpa circuitry, invest in a dental xray machine
asciilifeform: (and also i will add that trezor has a considerably simpler orifice, but we digress, folks who read the logz know what it is)
asciilifeform: long ago, after the failed american invasion of cuba at the bay of pigs, usg offered a million for the head of castro's #2, half a million for #3, and a penny for castro's
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or cry when I went to a class to make sure we knew about this special equipment locked away in out large hospital and how to get/order it. Plus we were told we weren't allowed to call them anything but "bariatric" for fear that the patient or family might overhear it called the "big boy" chair or the 1000lb lift sling, or the XXXXL whatever. "
assbot: Extracting the Private Key from a TREZOR ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pqlzmv )
assbot: Ciudateii astia cu HB9.5-urile on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pqlhfo )
gribble: Error: "hashrate" is not a valid command.
assbot: 147 results for 'walmart' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=walmart
assbot: 1 results for 'from:jurov play trade' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=from%3Ajurov+play+trade
mircea_popescu: this guy has a torid love affair with the vague.
BingoBoingo: Looks leik a lotta hash came online
BingoBoingo: Yeah, one of our first persistent non #b-a commenters, but still living on Medium.com and social media mostly
BingoBoingo: It's been a while since I last proposed this. They just seem to keep blogging on medium.com and occasionally dropping article length comments.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for shinohai with note: trb scout
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mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu et al: maslennikov has a lulzy chapter << by now, "cryptogeeks, their ideas of females and trngs" coulod be a book. wasn't it proposed in the logs orgasm noise be measured?
punkman: asciilifeform: I don't love the tiny keyboards, but as long as it's not on a touchscreen, and I'm not writing novels on it, it seems better than clunky airgapped lenovo
punkman: http://www.pandorawiki.org/images/Pandora1ghz.png this is pretty close to a better nanonote, but not for sale anywhere
thestringpuller: i had a realization today. i would rather bitcoin be plagued with scammers so the idiot "experts" who seem to know what is best for bitcoin would get scammed.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu et al: maslennikov has a lulzy chapter on how rng for key generation was done (late '80s, imported 'pc xt' in kgb, but no trng naturally). answer: chix playing 'tetris'
pete_dushenski: what wot ? everyone should have a chance to be top gov officials ! even the homeless bums !
pete_dushenski: "not A niggar, THE niggars"
mircea_popescu: actually discouraging adoption among the welfare horde is probably very useful for bitcoin. it's quite clear that adding nato reich puppets is a marginal loss per capita by now.
mircea_popescu: on occasion worked like a sort of "army union"
asciilifeform: one reason why sometimes popular, is that it was a parallel vertical
assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 15:24:52; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353859 << terrible translation. correct one: 'every politruk you see - hoist him high into a tree'
asciilifeform: punkman, jurov: i have a similar device, 'zipit'
asciilifeform: i tried for some years to find a vendor, then gave up
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353919 << this is a famously unobtainable gadget. (of questionable utility, also. just try pressing those keys) ☝︎
asciilifeform: because it wasn't a 'shitbook', had decent display and usable (if with 8 fingers) keyboard
asciilifeform: i loved that machine. it fit in a motherfucking coat pocket
asciilifeform: but i don't know very many people who give half a fuck re: nazi case law today
asciilifeform: stole a snail mail ?
asciilifeform: vs what? take a pen and poke a policeman ?
mircea_popescu: oh, you got a gag order ? ha-ha. heres' the website with the material published.
asciilifeform: so they unsealed... what? a portion of the boilerplate...
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but in a very laughable sense where we DON'T learn the identity of the victim OR anything pertinent re: why he was picked
assbot: Logged on 26-12-2015 07:11:38; punkman: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/27/business/dealbook/the-unsung-tax-agent-who-put-a-face-on-the-silk-road.html
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2015#1353859 << terrible translation. correct one: 'every politruk you see - hoist him high into a tree' ☝︎☟︎
assbot: OpenBSD 5.8 on a 1999 iMac G3 (iMac,1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1OexIvD )
BingoBoingo: Is there a difference
mircea_popescu: but hey, one day he wants to be a lion tamer.
assbot: Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like A Lady) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1mjjmiX )
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> i am going to go do the dishes, rageclean, watch a movie and bask in the cutefield. <<< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: that's what makes them fun ! only a true hero would get behind the wheel of their own personal osprey
mats: have a good one, folks.