asciilifeform: Framedragger: i can, and ~nobody will verify. ☟︎

asciilifeform: to make clear what i need here, 1) i gotta put a source link on nosuchlabs.com 2) it must be a HUMAN READABLE + VALID vgenesis 3) it should be a link to deedbot.

asciilifeform: ( trinque ? how difficult this would be ? )

asciilifeform: solution is that deedbot eats ordinary standalone gpg sigs.

asciilifeform: ---- except that i can't because apparently we have 0 working infrastructure for actually releasing v code

asciilifeform: i point TO DEEDBOT

asciilifeform: he asks 'what gives'

asciilifeform: say mr.crate opens his crate and finds rng that spew out marsaglia instead of trng bits.

asciilifeform: understand??

asciilifeform: i gotta do this BEFORE MOTHERFUCKING CRATE SHIPS

asciilifeform: i don't see any of the available options as 'fit' !!

asciilifeform: and yes, i'm aware that i can take whatever and package it up in a uuencoded+clearsigned turd. but this is insanity.

asciilifeform: you know that.

asciilifeform: mod6: v doesn't deal in clearsigned anythings

asciilifeform: *deedbot

asciilifeform: how do i do this.

asciilifeform: not even the pictures, just the genesis

asciilifeform: unrelatedly, and i have to dig up a week-old thread, but this has to be done, i gotta deebot FUCKGOATS

asciilifeform: aite, it'll be paginated.

asciilifeform: atm i dun see another way of making the thing behave like a reasonable-people www.

asciilifeform: generated nightly.

asciilifeform: phuctor-3 (the next rev, naturally) will be static html

asciilifeform: because it gets 1000+ writes/sec

asciilifeform: right now the thing it hangs on is ~getting to the db at all, ever~

asciilifeform: it'll be ~less~ usable unless i can figure out how to make the db work in parallel

asciilifeform: if i paginate it -- won't be

asciilifeform: it's greppable!1111

asciilifeform: recall, it missed a good chunk of the debian burst

asciilifeform: who was that..?

asciilifeform: d00d had a bunch of nifty pieces.

asciilifeform: Framedragger: i recall that one !

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is fundamental, like the ancient art of not shitting in pants

asciilifeform: 'This IRC + GPG idea is growing legs. Lots of legs: RT @riking27: messages are max 512 bytes, it fits in a single RSA block it's perfect!'

asciilifeform: in quite other lulz, https://archive.is/Z1ZkJ , https://archive.is/YZkj2 ☟︎

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-17#1584829 << http://www.multi-print.com >> alive; typography house of some sort ☝︎

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-17#1584846 << usa thoroughly beat all of the old records, though iirc they call it some other thing now, see tlp. ☝︎

asciilifeform: though for starters you can just sign with it 10,000,001 times and probably derive the priv

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-15#1542475 << ☝︎

asciilifeform: whythefuck didja buy it if nfi what to do, thestringpuller !

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-17#1584836 << iirc i described in agonizingly pedantic detail what 'to do' ☝︎

asciilifeform: how long it stayed up for ? 5min ?

asciilifeform: l0l!!

asciilifeform: mega-soorprise

asciilifeform: meanwhile, in monkeystan, http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/SMyo5/?raw=true ( https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/press-release/file/917621/download )

asciilifeform: ...we have a crowd??

asciilifeform: i reread the log twice and still at a loss re wtf that was about

asciilifeform: (...won't get anywhere near battle)

asciilifeform: no seeee it's the world's only bulletproof airplane

asciilifeform: '...if Trump’s already calling for the cancellation of the Air Force One program, he could just as easily target the F-35 — and that’s a potential disaster for Northern Utah.' << ohnoez, 1,000,001 leeches might starve!

asciilifeform: http://www.standard.net/Our-View/2016/12/07/DonaldTrump-AirForceOne-costs-Boeing-F35-HillAirForceBase-Utah-RobBishop-OrrinHatch-editorial.html << related

asciilifeform: aaaah i thought re хомячки

asciilifeform: nowai

asciilifeform: and moar 'we weren't raped!1111 really'

asciilifeform: 'Pay Shield, SIGAINT's Bitcoin mixer, is on separate infrastructure and was in no way affected. SIGAINT's Monero server is on separate infrastructure and was in no way affected. SIGAINT also runs 4 Tor middle nodes in support of the Tor network, these machines are also on separate infrastructure and were in no way affected.'

asciilifeform: in other lulz, yet another honeypot, https://www.sigaint.org/incidents.html

asciilifeform: in other lulz, https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/215-press-releases-2016/1460-statement-on-requests-for-additional-information-on-russian-interference-in-the-2016-presidential-election

asciilifeform: (unless you have an old cypress chip on something. in which case you are, lel)

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: believe me -- you aren't missing anything

asciilifeform: https://github.com/asciilifeform << believe or not.

asciilifeform has an ancient one with buncha fpga crud

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-16#1583922 << ahahahaha i almost missed this gem ☝︎

asciilifeform: at least until we clean this piece up.

asciilifeform: but you ~do~ for some perverse reason need a peer.

asciilifeform: btw i was mistaken, you don't need nonempty mempool

asciilifeform: *cannot continue

asciilifeform: see, in my head, i can see who last touched what, but this continue forever, is not a substitute for actual tool

asciilifeform: (shows from where in the vflow is each line)

asciilifeform: like jurov's lxr, but vtronic.

asciilifeform: btw phf do you think we could get a src viewer in your vtron that makes this kind of thing apparent to naked eye?

asciilifeform: this part of trb is completely virginal 0.5.3 btw

asciilifeform: (dun ask me why)

asciilifeform: it also dun work unless you have 1+ peer, apparently

asciilifeform: btw, ben_vulpes , http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.cpp?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#2790 ☟︎

asciilifeform: i have nfi presently what 0.1 or whatnot did re mining.

asciilifeform: satoshi was not mining on trb eh

asciilifeform: and then stopped ?

asciilifeform: 170 of what

asciilifeform: in mempool

asciilifeform: iirc you need at least 1 on trb

asciilifeform: how the fuck do you intend to generate a block without any tx

asciilifeform: there's 1 more thing

asciilifeform: it is always 0 at boot

asciilifeform: ?

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: what does getgenerate rpc call return .

asciilifeform: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/init.cpp?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#0398

asciilifeform: iirc you need '-gen' not '-gen=1'

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: describe plox your experimental setup (node)

asciilifeform: 'dun worry, when your lemon dies, you can assemble a new one with parts from other lemons'

asciilifeform: not same.

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: new ones?!

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: no, i meant 100% deterministic operation, starts when i turn key, stops -- when i unturn it, and never else.

asciilifeform: where do i buy a NEW 80s merc motor.

asciilifeform: replace with ~what~ ?

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: you have empty blockchain ? (genesis only ) ?

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that converts it to 'yes it started, but will it stop before i finish going to $place'

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: theoretically

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: problem is anyhing that introduces 'will it start tomorrow??' into my workflow.

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: it's the picking-up part that works half the time.

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: i used 'uber' a number of times, it is a very mixed bag ☟︎

asciilifeform: so 0 plus over my current one...