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asciilifeform: fwiw whoever wants can also make own FUCKGOATS and sell.
asciilifeform: mpex -- has www. deedbot. etc
asciilifeform: wai not, gabriel_laddel_p ? e.g., FUCKGOATS, has a www
asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel_p: does your thing have a www ?
asciilifeform: clim voroshilov.
asciilifeform: phun phakt: as an undergrad i worked for the d00d who curated the 'Вега' probes. but he was already, naturally, in usa, and sorta old, nutty.
asciilifeform: can have 2!11!1
asciilifeform: a block of cheese.
asciilifeform: mno, because solid
asciilifeform: no crackpottery needed
asciilifeform: no field, no magnetosphere
asciilifeform: lolk.
asciilifeform: how do you 'properly cool' when ambient atmosphere is oven
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: iirc the longest-enduring venus probe croaked after 1h. from overheat.
asciilifeform: i suppose d00d finally scored that lsd or whatever it was he lacked.
asciilifeform: wat.
asciilifeform: 'TRUMP hotels on the moon and mars, for starters. For those who want to ENGINEER this (and much, much more), email me at: gabriel valeth laddel @ gmail dot com, using the subject line “MAGA: THE SPACE RACE IS ON”'
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: why? who could possibly know.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: fwiw it was linked from a 'what determines stall speed for aircraft' article
asciilifeform: pretty good likbez re what specifically 'non-perlistic' programming is .
asciilifeform: folx coming from type-poor langs tend to emit 'perlisms' for some time, yes
asciilifeform: unrelated: for BingoBoingo's entomological collection: http://workplace.stackexchange.com/questions/82115/very-particular-female-bathroom-issues
asciilifeform: it'd seem to me that if i throw in a seal that crashes gpg, ben_vulpes's vtron will say 'good signature' !
asciilifeform: unrelated, ben_vulpes : how come you search the gpg output for 'bad signature' rather than 'good signature...' ?
asciilifeform: ahahaha, as per http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-22#1588427 ☝︎
asciilifeform: neato ben_vulpes
asciilifeform: i'm still waiting to learn of a corpse where the wifitronic burglar alarm 'mysteriously' recorded nothing, but i also suspect that we will not read about it in the völkischer beobachter.
asciilifeform: 'With every home in Bentonville hooked up to a smart meter that measures hourly electricity and water usage, police looked at the data and noticed Bates used an "excessive amount of water" during the alleged drowning.' << wtf, what was he drowned in, a dirigible hangar ?!
asciilifeform: 'Amazon stores all the voice recordings on its servers, in the hopes of using the data to improve its voice assistant services. While you can delete your personal voice data, there's still no way to prevent any recordings from being saved on a server.' << noshit
asciilifeform: promisetronics ftw!
asciilifeform: all you need is a set of 'not' gates the width of your bus, then!111
asciilifeform: (as seen in the 'act from cause' thing etc)
asciilifeform: somehow i thought that 'an mp' is almost definitionally a d00d who knows ~exactly~ what he wants, and thrusts in that direction, rather like the edge of a knife orients force
asciilifeform: wtf'd be a 'poor mp'
asciilifeform: i'm not sold that it was 'fledgling tmsr' of whatever kind
asciilifeform: iirc we had thread re 'node.js', in the context of corps with mandatory transsexual op etc
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you built a curl with js?!
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i'd genuinely lul over discovering that this exists
asciilifeform: jurov: with what do you run a js from a shell..?
asciilifeform: and mircea_popescu has it
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: you omitted the third and obvious option
asciilifeform: 'I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you / But I get the feeling that you don't like it / What's with all the screaming? / You like monkeys, you like ponies / Maybe you don't like monsters so much / Maybe I used too many monkeys / Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?' (tm) (r) (j. coulton)
asciilifeform: i will add that it is not clear that you want to link whatever in cl.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-27#1591442 << good habit, one which i would like to encourage where possible : not waiting for $ingredient ☝︎
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: (see also the feasting on corpses thread, not so long ago)
asciilifeform: yarrrr.
asciilifeform: (until it wasn't)
asciilifeform: and in 17th c it was probably the fattest +ev to invest in pirates.
asciilifeform: because not printing private key on the fucking plastic WOULD BE WRONG!1111
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: consider, by crown decree, visa issued chip cards to ~all of usa. SANS RSA
asciilifeform: Дальстрой's of course
asciilifeform: (is that knob actually connected to anything...?)
asciilifeform: !~bash 1 ✂︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-27#1591325 << thread >> http://btcbase.org/log/2014-02-13#499311 ☝︎☝︎
asciilifeform: and hell knows where else, there is hell knows what else, for the easily physically mobile folk
asciilifeform: in trinquelandia, there is petro
asciilifeform: or industrial control systems
asciilifeform: the seek000rity racket, for instance
asciilifeform: there are other rackets
asciilifeform: which others
asciilifeform: it did not balance the horror.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i worked in an otherwise inexpressibly-dire and usgtronic shithole briefly where there was ~office with whiskey~
asciilifeform: you ~could~ be doing something else
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes, phf, et al ^
asciilifeform: i still wonder how otherwise-sane folx end up in wwwtronics.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: http://cascadianhacker.com/how-to-learn-programming/comment-page-1#comment-96
asciilifeform: Great Inca cements himself into every possible process loop, makes sure that everybody understands that 'if Great Inca falls -- famine.' ☟︎
asciilifeform: and there are multiple, redundant layers in the shit sandwich, after plowing they sow seeds that cannot be bought, only licensed, etc.
asciilifeform: we had a thread.
asciilifeform: at least in large mega-farm concerns
asciilifeform: jurov: possibly because they are sop since a couple of years ago ?
asciilifeform: author did not do elementary smoke test, or wat.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-27#1591256 << it still blows my mind that a proggy that erroneously calculates ~standard~ sha512 was actually released ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'offensive cultivation cultivation practices' ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: iirc the one in gnupg is drepper's
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if the solution is in java, then it isn't a solution, and chances are that your 'problem' is also not a problem
asciilifeform: homo redditicus could not stand in for, e.g., john rockefeller, for five minutes, but ~could~ stand in for fiorina. and he knows it.
asciilifeform: like the proverbial awl in a sack.
asciilifeform: american ceo is same street monkey but with added jet propulsion, as american street scum, and this is impossible to hide from the latter
asciilifeform: american 'ceo' frittered away 'mandate of heaven', just as african 'doctor' is the same monkey but with four story mansion instead of 1-story cement hut, but no detectable additional curative power, vs other monkey
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: recall your article on one michael church ?
asciilifeform: in other lulz, some d00d is carefully, slowly crawling phuctor using ~dozen linode boxes (why the effort! why not write in, get a copy of the db, like normal people)
asciilifeform: ng) a half dozen different subsystems. It's a complexity snowball.'
asciilifeform: 'Sorry, not going to do it. I know I'm going to hear comments from you: "it's no problem, just do it, works great, it's how it's done nowadays, the standard of practice, everyone does it, you're old fashioned, ignore the overhead, memory is cheap, blah blah blah." Sorry: no. No! This is software complexity pollution. You need one little thing, but then it requires another, and another, and before long you're installing (and maintaini
asciilifeform: http://www.rebol.com/article/0497.html << in pertinent but vintage lulz.
asciilifeform: (it ain't a hare, the kind in the woods, but a beam of sunlight a kid throws around with something shiny, for amusement)
asciilifeform just realized that he has nfi what a 'солнечный зайчик' is called in english
asciilifeform: harem without master or tits << oblig >> 'Со-солнечный зайчик, Зайчик ничей. Зайчик без хвостика, Зайчик без ушей. ... Щёлкал зубами Солнечный волк. Только вот зайчика Он поймать не смог.' (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: )
asciilifeform: (orlol translates this as 'bum garden. what's yer problem, it's just as much a 'garden' as an office park is a 'park' !'
asciilifeform: бомжатник
asciilifeform: americanism, refers to peeking at somebody's screen
asciilifeform: room enough inside for all of'em.
asciilifeform: why, poor ants, did they have to leave the anthill.
asciilifeform: l0l!!!
asciilifeform: phf: this is probably why, at least in asciilifeform's experience, folx whose first experience programming happened on winblowz or wwwtron, are ~incurable
asciilifeform: is that where folx who don't ~have~ to drag their arses to an office daily, do anyway, like that fired japanese d00d from earlier thread...?
asciilifeform: and wtf is a 'coworking space'