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BingoBoingo: reeses: Protestor with the confinscated head bullet http://www.kmov.com/special-coverage-001/Officer-who-threatened-to-kill-protester-in-Ferguson-suspended-272073421.html together with http://www.tacticalsol.com/ar-22-series-uppers/ar-22-sb-x seem like interest wild conspiracy stuff.
assbot: Officer who threatened to kill protester in Ferguson suspended | KMOV.com St. Louis
BingoBoingo: ( .22LR is sometimes talked on in police circles as an acceptable "escalation" from rubber"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wlel they don't really do anything.
mircea_popescu: “It was havoc at that time. He also got urine thrown on him, having to deal with that is obviously disgusting,” Jiminez said. “However, when he‘s trying to protect the public and asking people to back up, under no circumstances do I, or our department, condone his language.”
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo gotta admire the mindframe these grunts get into.
BingoBoingo: Oh, Imma working on a blog post
mircea_popescu: i bet you if you asked the whole complement of us police it'd be their honest estimation that in their absence the whole population would simply die overnight.
mircea_popescu: he was "protecting the public".
BingoBoingo: Sounds like the mindest on their blogs
BingoBoingo: .22lr can do interesting things, but also explains why headshot protester girl lived http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/f33/polar-bear-kill-54763/
assbot: Polar Bear Kill - Long Range Hunting Online Magazine
mircea_popescu: would be kinda cool if the next few crowd shooters adopt this strategy as the maximal damge game theoretic solution.
mircea_popescu: "your honor, i was protecting the public"
mircea_popescu: and just go with that.
mircea_popescu: "just say what a policeman would say"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo she got shot with a bb pellet ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well no updates on the confinscated bullet
BingoBoingo: But if those assault rifles are mostly for looks and fitted with .22lr uppers could contribute to the explanation for why the cop got trigger happy
BingoBoingo: The small rimfire calibers though still kill plenty of people in the city (cheap effective enough if trying)
thestringpuller: !s bitreserve
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thestringpuller: hmm
jurov: "bitreserve" ... maybe one day it will be popular booze
jurov: *name of
mircea_popescu: aged in mulberry ?
kdomanski_: BingoBoingo: they're actually popular for gang hits, because it's trivial to make an effective supressor for them
BingoBoingo: kdomanski_: In Missouri you can buy them without an NFA provided it was manufactered in Missouri
mircea_popescu: dude im missing out on the party. i thought gangland was mostly 45
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It was in the 20's
mircea_popescu: no wait, in the 20s it was bb pellets. what do you think thompson fires ?
BingoBoingo: 45
kdomanski: thompson was 45 ACP
mod6: yup it is
mircea_popescu: fine fine.
mircea_popescu: i got nothing.
mod6: i shot a thompson once, was great :)
kdomanski: today they gold-plate .45 guns and carry them around for show
kdomanski: "yo nigga, look at my 1911 el Presidente Edition"
mod6: haha, i was just about to say, i want this one: https://www.lesbaer.com/PresGrade.html
assbot: Les Baer Custom Inc.
BingoBoingo: Right, but the large caliber stuff looks cool and costs money.
mod6: i shot one of those rugers with the integrated supressor once, it was hilarious, made no sound at all other than the action.
mod6: click-clack.
mod6: (.22 rimfire job)
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mod6 ponders a hardware wishlist
mod6: hang on, lemme see if i can crowdfund my gun wishlist..
mod6: :D
mod6: i need an hk417
mod6: when the usg falls, i'll be buyin!
mod6: just think of all the toys that'll be avaliable. =D
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mircea_popescu: isn't the recoil pretty bad on that ?
mod6: the 417? na, its got a recoil sprint in the stock-tube.
mod6: shoots pretty much like the 16 or ar15/m16
mod6: or ar10
kdomanski: mod6: when the usg falls I hope it's caches of chemical weapons are secure
mod6: everything will be up for grabs.
mod6: or sold off by .mil guys trying to cash in
mod6: either way. same thing happened in the ussr iirc.
mod6: you'd think they would want to destroy those and the nukes. but they won't, because they can't see the forest through the trees.
mircea_popescu: kdomanski what's your definition of secure ?
kdomanski: mircea_popescu: claimable by someone who knows exactly what they are doing, but not by a bunch of hillbillies
mircea_popescu: that's probable.
mircea_popescu: hillbillies with chemical weapons are a self limiting problem anyway
kdomanski: if you don't live too close
BingoBoingo: I'm and the places in the US I consider traveling before my eventual exodus all seem to be upwind of those problems
BingoBoingo: If there is one thing Southern Illinois has over Southern Indiana its that.
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BingoBoingo offer merely rumours and inuendo in supposing S IN might have such things
kdomanski: the Internet tells me Westboro Baptist Church is in neither of these states
mod6: its in KS
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not actually sold any bitcoin, still << naturally one buys an atomic dirigible -with- btc.
thestringpuller: mod6 and BingoBoingo MW'er 4lyfe
thestringpuller: dat snow
BingoBoingo: lol
asciilifeform: Hindenburg << would've probably died 'natural' death of most other dirigibles (wind. wonder where the u.s. ones went?) if not for the nitrocellulose envelope.
BingoBoingo: !s big prison
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asciilifeform: helium... welding tools and rocket fuel << in welding, processes like TIG, etc. in rocket? what was author smoking?
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
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mod6: <+thestringpuller> dat snow << i basically piss ice cubes
asciilifeform: .22LR is sometimes talked on in police circles as an acceptable "escalation" from rubber << old tradition in usa. e.g. http://world.guns.ru/smg/usa/american-10-e.html
assbot: Modern Firearms - American-180
mod6: 290-round flat pan magazines << hahaha
asciilifeform: the .22 (for non-usians, the familiar 'olympic' caliber) rifle is also explained by cost: roughly 1/2 - 1/3 of a 'proper' m16. low pressure round, can use garbage metals.
asciilifeform: popular 'girls' rifle
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> the .22 (for non-usians, the familiar 'olympic' caliber) rifle is also explained by cost: roughly 1/2 - 1/3 of a 'proper' m16. low pressure round, can use garbage metals. << In police department purchasing general practice is buying actual M-16 type and them getting .22LR uppers to go with them
asciilifeform: if i recall, these are a plug-in part (no machining required)
BingoBoingo: More total purchases = Greater Bezzel
BingoBoingo: Completely plug in
asciilifeform: caliber being same.
mod6: yeah, you got nothin over 100m with that though. fine for qcb, but how are you supposed to reach out and touch someone in the field?
asciilifeform: mod6: police snipers (like any other) traditionally use bolt-action rifles of the 19th c. variety
asciilifeform: so the above isn't really about them
asciilifeform: rather, 'crowd control' mitrailleuses.
mod6: well, im saying, in case you left your bolt action remmington at home...
asciilifeform: as in 'pour la canaille la mitraille.'
BingoBoingo: Nothing to do with caliber, in the AR/M-16 style rifle the entire upper switches out with the removal of pins and replacement of bolt carrier springs. As long as the new caliber round is no longer than 45mm it works.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i vaguely recall these were advertised as using the old barrel
mod6: <+asciilifeform> as in 'pour la canaille la mitraille.' << haha!
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: But the chamber in the standard 5.56x45mm barrel is wider to accomodate all that case. Unless the very cheap want a sleeve to solve that dimensional disparity at risk to limb...
asciilifeform: .22 seems to be a caliber wildly popular in usa - likely, solely on account of cost. a few cents each.
mod6: yea, cheap & easy to shoot.
asciilifeform: folks who spend a good deal of time at target practice complain about the fouling (no jacket.)
mod6: bah, just gotta scrub harder ;)
BingoBoingo: You can get copper plated, but yeah. Fouling is an issue. Thankfully the solution instills good habits
asciilifeform was informed re: the ubiquitous photos of gurlz posing with 'fancy m16' - typically it is the .22 cheapo variety.
BingoBoingo: Oh there are cheapos in the actual caliber
BingoBoingo: Pricing resource http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/
assbot: Home Page
asciilifeform: cheapo as in 'reddit' budget
BingoBoingo: What was that word for "the big jail"
mod6: includes a roll of ducktape
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: большая зона ?
BingoBoingo: Yes, thank you.
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mod6: b-a has some decent weapons discussions.
asciilifeform is armchair general, if ever contributed to decent military discussion - purely by accident.
mod6: :]
BingoBoingo: I find reading about these things interesting because of the engineering and implementation issues raised. Like last night's electrolytic machining discussion.
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asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i find it interesting that nothing principally new happened in small arms for almost a century. (curios like 'gyrojet' excepted)
asciilifeform: departures from tradition - e.g. 'caseless shell' - were suggested, but no one bothered to reduce to practice afaik
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, a lot happened in terms of "market trials" on subjects such as "Full" v "intermediate" power rounds and ideal caliber at any power
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform similarly no improvement in vinyl discs.
asciilifeform: lol
mircea_popescu: small arms are a dead trope as it were.
asciilifeform: small arms are a dead trope >> i recall a thread re: armour and the obsolescence of small arms
asciilifeform: but one nitpick - the 'self-aiming rifle' (one variant recently exhibited) could be an interesting gotcha
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/sometimes-i-miss-romania/
mircea_popescu: sure.
asciilifeform: enemy might be covered in magical armour, but he still has, presumably, a visor
mircea_popescu: it's just... you know that no modern war will be won by small arms fire. like if the uys and china went at each other
mircea_popescu: it won'tr come down to who has many people that can and will fire a rifle.
asciilifeform: there's the 'city meatgrinder' style of warfare
mircea_popescu: this is like saying "the performance people moved away from vinly". it's dead.
asciilifeform: collapse of mega-empires and even pre-collapse deterioration of industrial base tends to favour a return to classical arms, however.
mircea_popescu: sure. and vinyl discs.
asciilifeform: wax phonograph, hell.
mircea_popescu: ayup.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> enemy might be covered in magical armour, but he still has, presumably, a visor << this reminds me, you know the horny bear joke ?
asciilifeform: ?
mircea_popescu: mkay. so in th forest there lived this very horny, huge schlong bear. sort of like one eye pete of the beardom. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: one day he got really spunky, and his three bear wives ran off in this peculiar manner of females whose cunt is sore.
mircea_popescu: and the bear took to the road to find something to stick his hard cock into, repeatedly.
mircea_popescu: all animals took to flight, earthworms hid in the ground as deep as they could go.
mircea_popescu: just the poor hedgehog, with his tiny feet couldn't really keep up
mircea_popescu: so eventualy gave up, curled in a ball and hoped for the best.
mircea_popescu: bear of course finds it, and spining it all around like a hot potato on his paws mutters with great urgency
mircea_popescu: "where is your hole where is your hole"
mircea_popescu: eventually the hedgehog loses it and peeps "i have no hole, let me be!"
mod6: haha
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: obligatory:
asciilifeform: http://www.lspace.org/fandom/songs/hedgehogsong.html
assbot: The L-Space Web: Songs
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That was posted at the exact right time to get linked in blog post I'll finish tonight or maybe in the morning.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: re: electrochemical machining: if you do the obvious thing and run it backwards, you can deposit metal. but you'll have to temper the finished product.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo isn't the +iq effect of ba impressive.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I've actually done that before, ghetto electro plating to build thickness
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It is indeed, especially considering all of the stuff I planned on addressing and culled
asciilifeform: a traditional joke on a n00b in a machine shop, i'm told, is to send him off for a 'putting-on tool' when he cuts his first undersized piece.
asciilifeform: chroming has been pressed into service as 'putting on tool' in some places.
asciilifeform: but this here is a different idea - actually build the entire thing via moving nozzle (a la plastic printer.)
BingoBoingo: In the boy scouts, people at camp their first year were sent to the quartermaster to retrieve the illustious "left handed smoke shifter"
asciilifeform: every profession, i suspect, has its 'any key.'
BingoBoingo: Well, some professions instead of hazing the n00bs haze the olds. See "retail pharmacy"
mircea_popescu: It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly, or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by
mircea_popescu: ok that's poetry.
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kdomanski: this trope is present even in popular media - e.g. in the Game of Thrones, king Robert sends his squire to get the "breastplate stretcher"
ben_vulpes: "snipe hunting"
BingoBoingo: White dude talking race and policing >> http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/20/a-key-thing-that-erodes-the-pretense-of-respectability-in-governance/
assbot: A Key Thing That Erodes the Pretense of Respectability in Governance | Bingo Blog
thestringpuller: !up petepolack
petenineteen: ;;eregister petenineteen D4ECFBB385737831
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BingoBoingo: Anyone spot glaring errors in that post?
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/20/a-key-thing-that-erodes-the-pretense-of-respectability-in-governance/
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/bitcoin-difficulty-changes/
petenineteen: ;;eregister petenineteen 7EB744F873D038C0
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BingoBoingo: jborkl: Oh 2010 when GPUs were introduced to general math
petenineteen: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:cb58cf832d0327498832507e885a99fbdd8640a2cd5b2300c2896be8
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BingoBoingo: ;;ident petenineteen
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BingoBoingo: You did it petenineteen
thestringpuller: dope
petenineteen: (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
thestringpuller: ;;rate petenineteen 6 "designer i know in real life"
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BingoBoingo: http://www.vox.com/2014/8/20/6051377/video-st-louis-police-shooting-Kajieme-Powell
assbot: Video of St. Louis police shooting raises questions about officers story - Vox
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BingoBoingo: Related to the blog post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG5anQPlUXE
assbot: Bonecrusher - Never Scared Remix (Dirty + Lyrics) - YouTube
BingoBoingo: !up aspho
BingoBoingo: !up xdotcommer
ben_vulpes: o look who it is
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: re: article: taiwan is an interesting case of what i like to call a 'refrigerator' - pocket of thermodynamic dis-equilibrium kept going via outside energy (in its case - u.s. imperial navy)
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asciilifeform: the fate of the contents of the various u.s.-powered 'refrigerators' around the world will be interesting.
asciilifeform: once plug is pulled.
BingoBoingo: I dunno, I imagine some of the refrigerators might handle better than the mains box when disconnected
BingoBoingo: Even though.. 2011 seemed for a while like American 1989...
asciilifeform: 'history does not actually repeat - but does rhyme.'
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BingoBoingo: !b 1 ✂︎
BingoBoingo awaits Visigoths
asciilifeform: might handle better than the mains box >> to the extent that the fridges largely consist of deliberately-crafted thorns in the side of the old sovblok, bad bet.
BingoBoingo still has blown glass fuses
asciilifeform did, two flats ago
BingoBoingo: I like how they fail beautifully, before you realize you have to traverse the county in a disorderly manner to replace them
asciilifeform: at the time, mine were at the top of a stairwell to nowhere (wall) - in the cellar (which the owner usually kept locked, to keep tenants from switching on the heat.)
asciilifeform still remembers the inscription on the fuse case - '1932' - in chemical pen.
BingoBoingo has never had a rental with locks worth more than a soda
asciilifeform: usa proper is arguably the ultimate 'fridge'
asciilifeform: even in the past, did not hold the frost very well (who burned, e.g., detroit, and why...)
BingoBoingo: Ah, that freezer burn
asciilifeform: and unlike, say, yugoslavia or ussr, there are no conveniently-drawn ethno-geographic bantustans for it to cleanly collapse to.
BingoBoingo: Well, my pet theory is that much of the continued racial separation in the US is related to treating race as an inventory management problem
asciilifeform wonders if the ferguson uprising folks like the logical conclusion of their work - bantustan behind concertina wire
BingoBoingo: Well, the St Louis County PD and by extentsion the Ferguson PD work mostly for their pay which comes from West County
BingoBoingo: And West County wants to know, what if these people follow their oppressors wallets
BingoBoingo: The much promoted "outside agitators" still largely hail from St Louis County.
asciilifeform: the 'opressors', as i understand, feed/house the 'oppressed'
asciilifeform: which is the mind-boggling part
BingoBoingo: Nominally, but I'm not really sure feed/house is covered in the actual budget.
BingoBoingo: Unlike LRAD
asciilifeform: people who insist on being shot by police of own, vs. opposite, color, end up in bantustans.
BingoBoingo: The great bezzel problem is no one can be sure if anything was actually paid for
asciilifeform: along side the bezzlatron, there exists the system whereby actual food is delivered, water, fuel, mains current, etc. is piped.
BingoBoingo: I actually think the endgame a portion in Ferguson seeks is a police department like East St Louis's which see falling crime in spite of near complete inactio
asciilifeform: inhabitants of a newly-minted bantustan are usually invited to handle these matters on their own.
BingoBoingo: Well, the Illinois State police recently started policing East St Louis so there is prolly a point to that
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: try another hypothesis re: rationale for ferguson. engineered creation of 'open sores' for military action on the cheap. as described in http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-rationale-behind-boston-psy-ops.html
assbot: ClubOrlov: The Rationale behind the Boston Psy-ops
BingoBoingo: Bantustans aren't an unfamiliar creation in the region as many "coal city"'s existed which were named not for their coal mining.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I've been thinking that point
BingoBoingo: Today though was too soon for me to wave the Orlov was right flag. Last night was "mostly peaceful"
BingoBoingo: And I still have a bowl full of dates to snack upon
asciilifeform: general principle - if usa cannot maintain full employment for career trigger-pullers - collapsatron revvs up in record time.
nubbins`: america is a complicated place
asciilifeform: how to maintain full employment on the cheap? how about jacqueries.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Did you see the guy I assigned the "Big Jail" link to?
asciilifeform: policeman?
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> Well, my pet theory is that much of the continued racial separation in the US is related to treating race as an inventory management problem << out in the burbs recently, noticed while walking by a softball game while emptying the dogs tanks how the white folks sat on the left side of the field and the black folks on the other. this being in one of the few neighborhoods with actual black folks in portland, the ration was
ben_vulpes: ~7:1
BingoBoingo: Yes, State Trooper in Illinois. Many accidents, many incidents, finally shipped to wander the big jail for killing two cute white girls in a traffic accident
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: You can't believe what an asset not reflexively being afraid of black people is in this region.
ben_vulpes: i'm sorely out of practice since leaving new york.
asciilifeform: most russians in chechnya, pre-collapse, weren't instinctively afraid of their neighbours either. ☟︎
asciilifeform: these folks are now: dead.
asciilifeform: ethnic war works quite like ordinary war, except that uniform is glued on.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Imma trying to polish my spanish for a reason...
nubbins`: im trying to spanish my polish
BingoBoingo: And not simply because I have no idea how any word in old Trilema is pronounced
BingoBoingo feels so-so ready for 30-day walk to freedom
nubbins`: protip: UV water filters cat fit in your pocket
nubbins`: *can
nubbins`: cats will not fit in your pocket.
BingoBoingo: Filter and replacement medium are already packed
nubbins`: good man
BingoBoingo wishes he were in time for TSR and could get a literal pound of cocaine to cut the walk to 10 days
nubbins`: hammock or tent? :D
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: knive and the good intentions of other men... no, tent
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: you should look into hennessy hammocks, they pack super small and you can string up in all sorts of places
BingoBoingo kind of wonders what money he could make with Sinaloa
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: I'm not good at hammocks
nubbins`: these ones are idiot-proof, built-in bug mesh, snug tarp
nubbins`: you don't even need knots :0
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Problem with a hammock isn't setting it up, but waking up
nubbins`: no advice for you there 8)
BingoBoingo: In hung over hypnagogic terror might as well be a trap to the lizard brain, and I am not letting the spiders win
nubbins`: first time pascale ever slept in a hammock, i suggested we leave the tarps off so we could see the stars
nubbins`: we get settled in, she clicks on headlamp to get oriented, illuminates huge spider dive-bombing directly towards her face
nubbins`: then we put the tarps back on ;D
BingoBoingo: Times 1-5 sleeping in a hammock I awoke safely on the ground, knife in hand
BingoBoingo: Tents are cool though
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nubbins`: !b 2 ✂︎
nubbins`: i can't get comfy on the ground
BingoBoingo: No, the ground is great, like us apes
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: do those hammocks hold two?
nubbins`: standard model is ~250lb weight limit
nubbins`: even sized correctly, you'd be smashed into each other all night. if this sounds like your thing, then yes
ben_vulpes: did you and pascale hate it?
nubbins`: we had one each
nubbins`: shared a tarp
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BingoBoingo suspects nubbins` values his life and didn't want to chance pascale's first time waking up in a hammock being his last time waking up
ben_vulpes: *stab stab stab*
nubbins`: no knives, keys, or lighters in the hammocks!
nubbins`: important rules
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: See I like to smoke in the tent which I why I pack an ash try
BingoBoingo: *tray
BingoBoingo wonders what person sleeps in the wilderness without protection
BingoBoingo: l
nubbins`: bear: "sweet, i love green peas"
BingoBoingo: Even deer aren't obligate herbivores
BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
assbot: deer eating a bird - YouTube
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BingoBoingo: Deer-Safe anti-nature device (yes I need to oil it): https://imgur.com/f7lu7Oy
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
asciilifeform: old bayonet ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Fairbain Sykes knife, vintage
BingoBoingo: Sheffield England stamped on the hand side of the hilt
BingoBoingo: Old bayonet of similar vintage is hiding around here somewhere...
[]bot: Bet placed: 25 BTC for No on "1BTC >= $10,000 USD" http://bitbet.us/bet/635/ Odds: 11(Y):89(N) by coin, 16(Y):84(N) by weight. Total bet: 707.27919187 BTC. Current weight: 25,409.
BingoBoingo: It's amazing thinking that England... Used to produce things... Industrially
BingoBoingo: %p
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 1.35 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 1055.61 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.18 TH/s
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 199223.26 in 1863 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -89.39
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 170 Ask: 221 Last Price: 170 24h-Vol: 2k High: 170 Low: 170 VWAP: 170
BingoBoingo: !up petenineteen
BingoBoingo: Hello petenineteen
BingoBoingo: I hear you know thestringpuller petenineteen
asciilifeform owns one single thing made in england - a 'thurlby thandar' variable dc supply
asciilifeform: it is very heavy. and transformer conveniently had a middle tap for folks in gringolandia to move the mains wire to.
ben_vulpes: see i read that as "penisteen"
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot petenineteen
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user petenineteen: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=petenineteen | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=petenineteen | Rated since: Wed Aug 20 22:28:26 2014
BingoBoingo: !up Graet
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: and unlike, say, yugoslavia or ussr, there are no conveniently-drawn ethno-geographic bantustans for it to cleanly collapse to. << sure there are.
mircea_popescu: there's the louisiana territory, the texas republic, old dixie, the original colonies, republic of sociocalifornia etc etc
BingoBoingo: Most in the US have already been collapsed to
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: I actually think the endgame a portion in Ferguson seeks is a police department like East St Louis's which see falling crime in spite of near complete inactio << it's not in spite. it's BECAUSE.
mircea_popescu: the us is insecure BECAUSE of the dept of state and us army, not in spite of them.
mircea_popescu: air travel is insecure BECAUSE the tsa not in spite of it.
mircea_popescu: and the us crime problem is mostly a creation of the uspds.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You forget the US pidgin Spite-Cause
mircea_popescu: hm ?
BingoBoingo: It is the redditards curse where they imagine the cause of their continued poverty and virginity is God's spite
mircea_popescu: a
BingoBoingo: Instead of their personal everythings being causes that inhere themselves with failure
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: did you and pascale hate it? << if the girl's frail and the guy big it dun work.
mircea_popescu: "When considering what jurisdiction in this world is or is not, or perhaps which one just might be ever so slightly closer to being the land of the free than some other's let us examine a snippet of text that enumerates a right of citizens of some actual jurisdiction the world which might give many people in the United States some pause."
mircea_popescu: dude that's abstruse.
mircea_popescu: why the when let's structure ?
BingoBoingo: It's how I thing, why I have to chew on shit so long or spout nonsense like in chan
mircea_popescu: i mean, it's normative, i can see it. "when we feel depressed let's take our clothes off and bellydance instead" that makese sense.
mircea_popescu: but why does it work for your thing ? you're not saying anything normative there.
BingoBoingo: I'm not sure it works.
BingoBoingo: at this hour.
BingoBoingo: I've since gotten drunk, that sentence attrocity was constructed sober
mircea_popescu: and since when the fucking hell does blasio have anything to say about resisting arrest ?
mircea_popescu: does he fucking have an opinion on restaurant meals too, like the previous idiot ?
BingoBoingo: Well De Blasio had something to say last week.
mircea_popescu: that missouri statute is such bs. all the 1st para is replete with "lawful arrest"
mircea_popescu: then the go on to say that the unlawfullness of the arrest is no defense.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck would live there, i wish to know ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20260 @ 0.00064057 = 12.9779 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Well, drunk in public isn't a crime there. Turns out nearly all US states have that BS
mircea_popescu: eh just move to korea already.
mircea_popescu: at least there's penis festivals there.
BingoBoingo: I've been mapping foot routes to mexico
mircea_popescu: so do the pds routinely pay small claims for pointless detaining professionals ?
BingoBoingo: Seems so.
mircea_popescu: like, police officer messed with plumber for an hour, now county has to pay $1500 plus lawyer fees
BingoBoingo: Oh, one of the dpb noobs challenged me to chess, and maybe?
mircea_popescu: http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/08/19/im-a-cop-if-you-dont-want-to-get-hurt-dont-challenge-me/ o look at that.
assbot: Im a cop. If you dont want to get hurt, dont challenge me. - The Washington Post
mircea_popescu: somebody thinks they're like alpha or something lol.
mircea_popescu: looking forward to the videos of them folks being beaten to death over a week or two, once the regime changes.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.2818125 = 2.2545 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: lol, seems surprisingly likely
mircea_popescu: i intend to make a nice library. the memorial von flondor library, containing documentation of what happens to these folks once things change.
mircea_popescu: perhaps it'll help the next set stay affraid.
mircea_popescu: like a holocaust museum in reverse, so to speak.
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: "and this was Sunil Dutta. he thought he was a cop. he thought he was pretty cool. this is sunil dutta with his wife and kids. this is sunil dutta with his dog.
mircea_popescu: this is Sunil Dutta after having beaten with a steel pipe for six straight hours.
assbot: Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3MMRPCS.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 6 ✂︎
mircea_popescu: this is Sunil Dutta after having been drug behind a truck for two hours the next day
mircea_popescu: etc.
mircea_popescu: he thought being an asshole is okay. do you ?
BingoBoingo: Being an asshole is ok when you are cool
mircea_popescu: "it's not the police, but the people they stop, who can prevent a detention from turning into a tragedy."
mircea_popescu: herpy derp, we just work here.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it's okay for as long as it works.
ben_vulpes: "if you don’t want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you. "
BingoBoingo: The problem is overestimating one's cool and being an asshole beyond that
mircea_popescu: but this system where square faced mugs figure themselves alpha is unholy./
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes "or find a bigger stick."
mircea_popescu: "These are young people who want a future of some sort and know that if during such frequent encounters their persistence in being might cease because either the officer, themself, or both are having a particularly bad day their life can end. " this made utterly no sense.
BingoBoingo: I might have gotten to a bit tipsy by then. Maybe I need to chew on these things a bit longer
mircea_popescu: dja know the hemingway manual of style ?
mircea_popescu: "cut all the words out. they're not needed."
mircea_popescu: "It is also a terrible calumny; cops are not murderers. No officer goes out in the field wishing to shoot anyone, armed or unarmed."
mircea_popescu: now how the fuck would he know.
BingoBoingo: I imagine I could do that, but... brain abused by AmerEnglish
thestringpuller: !last m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00064057 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: $depth s.mpoe
empyex: thestringpuller: [S.MPOE] Bids: 15140 @ 0.00064266 21877 @ 0.00063900 9400 @ 0.00063711 24350 @ 0.00063592
empyex: thestringpuller: [S.MPOE] Asks: 14950 @ 0.00064339 68550 @ 0.00064459 15935 @ 0.00064465 39599 @ 0.00064563
mircea_popescu: "I know it is scary for people to be stopped by cops. I also understand the anger and frustration if people believe they have been stopped unjustly or without a reason. "
mircea_popescu: dude wtf lol ?
mircea_popescu: what does he know this schmuck. it's about as scary to be stopped by a cop as it's scary to be accosted by beggars, panhandlers and flyer guys
mircea_popescu: i guess it's scary if you're a shutin or something.
ben_vulpes: hikkikimori and they just don't know it
BingoBoingo: !up petenineteen
BingoBoingo: !up mpmcsweeney
ben_vulpes: professor of homeland security
ben_vulpes: right up there with doctor of communist economics
mircea_popescu: prime candidate for the salt mines.
mircea_popescu: "o i was just doing my job" "well... you got a new job now. git."
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 518.93, Best ask: 522.35, Bid-ask spread: 3.42000, Last trade: 522.5, 24 hour volume: 19171.51466362, 24 hour low: 466.0, 24 hour high: 534.14, 24 hour vwap: 503.979760013
ben_vulpes: so that's that?
mircea_popescu: awwww.
mircea_popescu: didn't i say yest today will be cry day ? or something to that effect.
mircea_popescu: o look at this "The practical answer is, that if you get a sympathetic jury, and may not get convicted; especially if you catch the cops lying and ditching evidence (standard operating procedure; really.) The cops’ stories in these cases are a work in progress; they change depending on what comes up. If you (by some miracle, even though you’re entitled to it) obtain the Internal Affairs Investigation of the same in
mircea_popescu: cident that you’re being prosecuted for (See, Rezek v. Superior Court, 206 Cal.App.4th 633 (2012); you’re supposed to get it, but in the real world, you almost always never do), and the story that the cops told the Professional Standards / Internal Affairs Division Investigators don’t jive with the present one. They just make something up; all with the guidance of the DA’s office. Really. They fabricate enough
mircea_popescu: around their prior conflicting statements, to get some “police procedures expert” to justify the unjustifiable."
mircea_popescu: i dunno people... where i come from something like this is enough to throw the thing out.
mircea_popescu: "i was supposed to get paper x, da didn't send it. motion to dismiss the case with prejudice"
mircea_popescu: judge dismisses the case and warns the da.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6678 @ 0.00064266 = 4.2917 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: It's reasons like this why I have a court date next week when I could have paid a fine to settle last year
mircea_popescu: so many years ago, i'm coming back to town. im in the back with a girl, driver and shadow in front. there's this roadblock on the local turnpike.
mircea_popescu: muggle comes over, sees the car, sees me, runs off.
mircea_popescu: officer in charge comes over, goes "hmmm... mr. p... would it be possible to ... uhm... look in the trunk ?"
mircea_popescu: "actually, yes."
mircea_popescu: guy's genuine surprise is all pervasive. "really ?!"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13969 @ 0.00064339 = 8.9875 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: the notion that cops would know one boggles me wee brain a bit
mircea_popescu: but anyway, for closure : the resistance to anything unlawful is not a right, it's a freedom. no court has or could have any authority to create a right out of it, or in any way to curtail it.
mircea_popescu: this includes police behaviour like it includes anything.
ben_vulpes: tonight on VAN: realtime impression tracking!
ben_vulpes: http://van-ads.com/venues
assbot: Vulpes Ad Network
BingoBoingo: Oh shit
ben_vulpes: i think it might even work
ben_vulpes: it's only going to register hits for people whose ad blockers are disabled.
ben_vulpes: what other caveats can i drop...
ben_vulpes: *yawn*
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how does it werk ?
ben_vulpes: when a request comes in to van-ads.com/venues/drinkingrecord/* i log the time to the db
ben_vulpes: nominally this db is designed for this sort of webby logging stuff.
mircea_popescu: so then adblocking doesn't rly do much, unless it kills iframes i guess
ben_vulpes: if it blocks the request, i never know. if the request goes through but the user's never shown the content, that'll log.
ben_vulpes: i'm leaning towards moving the venues list to the front page, and making a faq page
ben_vulpes: anyways, now we get to see who's actually serving content.
BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2w7z0aB3l0&feature=youtu.be
assbot: This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed....bitch! - YouTube
mircea_popescu: in other news : saw a chinchilla run from a sewer tonight.
mircea_popescu: like a rat would.
mircea_popescu: except this one... was a chinchilla
BingoBoingo: Impressive
BingoBoingo: Hola mexual
BingoBoingo: Or no tequila?
Vexual: hola
Vexual: no tequila
BingoBoingo: !up petenineteen
BingoBoingo: Hello petenineteen
Vexual: sewer chinchilla: I imagine well dressed mutants
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83600 @ 0.00064448 = 53.8785 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: i should like a pet chinchilla
Vexual: it could rent my cats ferrari to go to the vet, and the tax office would go ahhh
[]bot: Bet created: "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 518.0, Best ask: 519.14, Bid-ask spread: 1.14000, Last trade: 519.2, 24 hour volume: 19141.47478817, 24 hour low: 466.07, 24 hour high: 534.14, 24 hour vwap: 507.156697482
[]bot: Bet created: "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.719 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 90(Y):10(N) by coin, 90(Y):10(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.919 BTC. Current weight: 99,966.
BingoBoingo: After 21 this month... Fuck 20% hashrate increases
BingoBoingo: Bt also love them
Vexual: thats a lot of silicone
BingoBoingo: ;;google giant silicone titties
gribble: Overinflated silicone boobs.: <http://faketitsorbust.tumblr.com/>; Incredible Silicone Augments and Infusions: <http://unbelievabletits.tumblr.com/>; Extremely Huge Boobs: <http://biggerandbigger.tumblr.com/>
xmj: BingoBoingo: reddit.com/r/boltedontits
Vexual: gadzooks
BingoBoingo: http://www.eweek.com/enterprise-apps/linux-founder-linus-torvalds-still-wants-the-desktop.html
assbot: Linux Founder Linus Torvalds 'Still Wants the Desktop'
BingoBoingo: http://imgur.com/a/1PDRJ
assbot: Taylor Swift computer security quotes by @SwiftOnSecurity - Imgur
mircea_popescu: how the hell does that go, 31bn ?!
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,diff
gribble: Error: "bc,diff" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: ;;diff
gribble: 2.38446700388033E10
Vexual: american billions
mircea_popescu: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 27582404634.5 based on data since last change | 27389691889.7 based on data for last three days
BingoBoingo: If nothing else the ATC crisis has given me new respect for miners
Vexual: crisis?
BingoBoingo: %p
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.80 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 1160.60 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 0 TH/s
Vexual: oh
[]bot: Bet placed: 6.5 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 57(Y):43(N) by coin, 57(Y):43(N) by weight. Total bet: 14.319 BTC. Current weight: 99,875.
[]bot: Bet placed: 5 BTC for No on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 57(Y):43(N) by coin, 57(Y):43(N) by weight. Total bet: 14.319 BTC. Current weight: 99,875.
Vexual: wash that you mp?
BingoBoingo: Fucking miners
Vexual: niki minaj is buying up cexio with her adcents coin
Vexual: sup punk
[]bot: Bet created: "Tesla stock below $225 in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/1030/
Vexual: made any cool terminal things lately?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.28 = 1.4 BTC [-]
punkman: nope, all the assholes want web interfaces
RagnarDanneskjol: lol
[]bot: Bet placed: 2.02020202 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 63(Y):37(N) by coin, 63(Y):37(N) by weight. Total bet: 16.33920202 BTC. Current weight: 99,825.
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/ Odds: 93(Y):7(N) by coin, 93(Y):7(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.2 BTC. Current weight: 99,870.
Vexual: i heard the be controller is a bit shit
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.00000001 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/ Odds: 51(Y):49(N) by coin, 51(Y):49(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.20000001 BTC. Current weight: 99,860.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95900 @ 0.00064139 = 61.5093 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32100 @ 0.00063979 = 20.5373 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony stretches
Vexual: g'morning fluffypony
fluffypony: mrningz
Vexual: what juju are you into today?
Vexual: monero, barbeque and an ale?
fluffypony: lol
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM
assbot: Chet Faker - Gold (Official Music Video) - YouTube
RagnarDanneskjol: whoa
punkman: http://rt.com/news/181788-ebola-liberia-clashes-violence/
punkman: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/21/business/smallbusiness/yeswares-matthew-bellows-on-his-ironic-challenge.html
assbot: Log In - The New York Times
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnxP7e7-YA
pankkake: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/40800/title/PubPeer-Threatened-with-Legal-Action/
assbot: PubPeer Threatened with Legal Action | The Scientist Magazine®
pankkake: also, France now heavily "regulates" to de-anonymize OTC gold trading
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin under $100 before New Year" http://bitbet.us/bet/1023/ Odds: 10(Y):90(N) by coin, 10(Y):90(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.72244161 BTC. Current weight: 94,004.
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/ Odds: 35(Y):65(N) by coin, 35(Y):65(N) by weight. Total bet: 3.20000001 BTC. Current weight: 99,740.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22105 @ 0.00064293 = 14.212 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00063877 = 2.8106 BTC [-] {2}
RagnarDanneskjol: http://www.technologyreview.com/news/530251/how-to-break-cryptography-with-your-bare-hands/
assbot: Touching a Laptop Can Break Its Encryption | MIT Technology Review
RagnarDanneskjol: related stuffs: http://ieeexplore.ieee.org/xpl/login.jsp?tp=&arnumber=6872188&url=http%3A%2F%2Fieeexplore.ieee.org%2Fxpls%2Fabs_all.jsp%3Farnumber%3D6872188
assbot: IEEE Xplore Abstract - Experiments on two clock countermeasures against power analysis attacks
Vexual: we've got a leftie
RagnarDanneskjol: ?
Vexual: did you read it?
RagnarDanneskjol: I would never post without reading, do not follow
Vexual: well the way i read it, if you have a wire protruding from your anus to an attacker, they can read your thoughts
Vexual: and they can tell if you're eating cheetos
RagnarDanneskjol: yea, something like that
Vexual: luckily, im transcoding tentacle pron, and my keys are safe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00063749 = 11.0286 BTC [-] {2}
RagnarDanneskjol: TMI
Vexual: although i will be removing redundant wire from my ethernet
Vexual: the tentacle pron thing is a euphemism for adding obrusicating bullshit
Vexual: TMI
RagnarDanneskjol: sure it is :)
Vexual: thats my excuse
RagnarDanneskjol: http://nypost.com/2014/08/20/hundreds-of-believers-report-ufo-in-skies-near-nasa-in-houston/
assbot: Hundreds of believers report UFO in skies near NASA in Houston | New York Post
Vexual: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
bexne: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF7s4nFfGho
assbot: Wise Man And His Words wiley - YouTube
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7XhJSPYvg
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W7XhJSPYvg adcents
mircea_popescu: "ebola-liberia-clashes-violence" certainly has a ring to it.
mircea_popescu: Vexual http://www.reddit.com/r/boltedontits shhh
assbot: reddit.com: over 18?
Vexual: more slicone than mps boudiour in las vegas
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/btc-difficulty-over-31bn-before-october/ whoa look at that go.
assbot: BitBet - BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October :: 10.25 B (63%) on Yes, 6.09 B (37%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 5 days | weight: 99`447 (100`000 to 1)
Vexual: fuckin juicy
Vexual: im tempted to bet
mircea_popescu: which way ?
Vexual: im going crosseyed thinking about it
Vexual: i guess id just copy what the others have done
Vexual: havent reall got anything better to bo with my bc for 3 weeks
RagnarDanneskjol: probably better to make your own educated decision https://coinplorer.com/Charts/Difficulty/BTC
assbot: Bitcoin difficulty chart and prediction - Coinplorer
Vexual: thanks rygar, ill add that
RagnarDanneskjol: If you have nothing better to do w/ yur bc, I can think of better ways to spend it
Vexual: do tell
RagnarDanneskjol: it will cost you
RagnarDanneskjol: my intel ain't cheap
Vexual: terms?
RagnarDanneskjol: lemme think about it
Vexual: whats say i teach you some stikes suited to your body type, and if you fail to deliver, ill teach you a better one
mircea_popescu: lmao
jurov: ;;ud stike
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stike | stike-{stahyk} verb.(originates from the word strike)to ignore or cut off communication to a person or group.
jurov: ???
RagnarDanneskjol: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/strikeprice.asp
assbot: Strike Price Definition | Investopedia
jurov: that made me even more confused.
jurov: vex sells body derivatives?
jurov: *bodily
pankkake: maybe body liquidity
RagnarDanneskjol: something like that
Vexual: watchu got then rygar?
mircea_popescu: lol
Vexual: in and out with dollars?
Vexual: hot boody shakin?
RagnarDanneskjol: ew gross
Vexual: you're lucky ive been shooshed
Vexual: otherwise id youtube you all the way to mexico city, you big loveable lug
punkman: RagnarDanneskjol: probably better to make your own educated decision <- looking at other's bets is an educated decision
Vexual: seriosly, ineed more vikings, whats your policy on syeroids?
RagnarDanneskjol: it could be I suppose, depends on what you qualify as educated
RagnarDanneskjol: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2167765-fantasy-football-2014-top-picks-and-draft-strategy-based-on-current-rankings
assbot: Fantasy Football 2014: Top Picks and Draft Strategy Based on Current Rankings | Bleacher Report
Vexual: i measure intelligenge by the abilty to process new imformation
Vexual: education might help
xmj: it doesn't
Vexual: it might
xmj: intelligence is >70% genetic.
RagnarDanneskjol: pretty close to this: 'The measure of intelligence is the ability to change.' A.E.
BigBitz: xmj I disagree.
mircea_popescu: <xmj> it doesn't << how would you know ?
BigBitz: I don't believe intelligence is directly related to genetics at all -- unless there is some proven medical study to provide that ?
BigBitz: That being said, even if there was, I'd take it with a pinch of salt also.
xmj: mircea_popescu: i'm currently reading through the Bell Curve, which gives lots of references to that fact
mircea_popescu: oh i see, the bell curve.
xmj: plus, reading those references.
mircea_popescu: intelligence as an innate ability is merely a qualifier. you don't got it, you can't play. otherwise, education is 99.x% of all intellectual performance, and that x is 10.
xmj: education is nothing but a cheap signal
xmj: knowledge matters
mircea_popescu: we;re not talking education as in "went to harvard"
mircea_popescu: we're talking education as in, i've been a sex toy to the master of field x for two decades.
xmj: oh i see, that's how you got yours
mircea_popescu: working on whatever whorley diode idiocy or whatever it is.
Vexual: ive met identical twin with different minds
Vexual: same dna
mircea_popescu: !up antonosika
Vexual: one needed advide to tie her shoes
RagnarDanneskjol: as opposed to ones conjoined at the head you mean
Vexual: one would convince you she needed your wallet
mircea_popescu: http://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2014/07/13/how-the-other-half-works-an-adventure-in-the-low-status-of-software-engineers/ << these people.
assbot: How the Other Half Works: an Adventure in the Low Status of Software Engineers | Michael O. Church
mircea_popescu: how the other half works : they select a subset of reality that it's not okay to lie about, then lie about all the rest, which is fine because hey, it wasn't in the holy set!
mircea_popescu: the whole us is practically speaking an engless fractal implementation of exact anti-robustness.
mircea_popescu: s/engless/endless
punkman: that's painful to read
punkman: dafuq "it’s OK to fix prior social status because one’s present state (abilities, talents) is fully consistent with the altered past."
RagnarDanneskjol: its fascinating, I have good use for this at work
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00064293 = 3.3432 BTC [+]
Vexual: painful
Vexual: snap
Vexual: what did bill do wrong?
mircea_popescu: punkman exactly.
mircea_popescu: " It’s like formally changing a house’s address from 13 to 11 before selling it to a superstitious buyer: the fact being erased is that it was once called “13”, one that will never matter for any purpose or cause material harm to anyone."
mircea_popescu: except... it is obnoxious as fuck for clerks to decide the management is "a supersitious buyer".
mircea_popescu: he knows what he's doing. apprentice wizard "consultant" does not.
mircea_popescu: moreover... suppose there's mail in transit for #11 or #13.
mircea_popescu: it's so broken there's simply no words.
Vexual: speakig of robustness
Vexual: does van ads have sales?
Vexual: can i haz job
Vexual: give me an email and a rate ben10
jurov: Vexual you could have done bitbet affiliate already
Vexual: benkays mmodel is more precedural
Vexual: i cant sell bitbet to victorias secrets
jurov: you want to advertise lingerie on bitcoin blogs? or the other way around?
Vexual: advertising sales is a two way business
jurov: that's not what i asked
Vexual: bitcoin is becoming ubiquitous
Vexual: i don't wanna sell advertisng
jurov: dude, if you're to convince vulpy tyou're up to the job
Vexual: someones gotta do it
jurov: then let get rid of these phrases
Vexual: which phrases?
jurov: i'm asking what are you gotta sell to victoria's readers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 700 @ 0.00263533 = 1.8447 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20145 @ 0.00064364 = 12.9661 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: alpaca socks are unsexy
Vexual: well id convine vs to accept bc and find 10 blogs where buyers lurk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6855 @ 0.00064386 = 4.4137 BTC [+]
Vexual: i prolly dotn have the skills really
jurov: no i guess you're just afraid to push your own ideas to some conclusion
jurov: no one else will do that for you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 50 @ 0.28165713 = 14.0829 BTC [+] {5}
Vexual: hey id be doing the dunt a favour for 2 bits on the coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.2631009 = 2.631 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: but if i was him i wouldnt give me an email
jurov: much whore
jurov: ;)
RagnarDanneskjol: http://seekingalpha.com/article/2440965-is-jackson-hole-to-be-a-currency-event
assbot: Is Jackson Hole To Be A Currency Event? | Seeking Alpha
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 151 @ 0.00376061 = 0.5679 BTC [-] {7}
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Bitcoin over $1000 before September" http://bitbet.us/bet/866/ Odds: 8(Y):92(N) by coin, 21(Y):79(N) by weight. Total bet: 76.70854211 BTC. Current weight: 5,882.
chetty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGsFK52L0lk
assbot: Money expert, Merrill Jenkins Sr. (M.R.) - T.V. debate - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13171 @ 0.00064386 = 8.4803 BTC [+]
pankkake: https://www.amagimetals.com/info/no-dollars-after-2016/
fluffypony: publicity stunt
pankkake: still a good one
punkman: http://www.musedcreamery.com/wp-content/gallery/milk-made-products/udder-milking-ad.jpg
mircea_popescu: RagnarDanneskjol that stinks of desperation in the last degree.
RagnarDanneskjol: seems that way
RagnarDanneskjol: http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm34/DCNS336422/1217412519679.jpg
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/how-the-other-half-lives-or-michael-o-church-is-a-scummy-fuckwit/
fluffypony: the sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
mircea_popescu: this makes them cool no ?
fluffypony: it's a joke:)
fluffypony: this one's for asciilifeform: the bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over
Apocalyptic: https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/433080081179611136
assbot: The implementation of stealth addresses for Mac that I tweeted about last week turned out to be wallet-stealing malware. Crap.
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic well at least he's still tweeting. the neobee thing he tweeted a lot about also turned to be a wallet stealing piece of crap
jurov: lol that's still a thing?
Apocalyptic: mircea, indeed
Duffer1: did they ever catch that neobee guy?
Duffer1: i've been out of the loop a while
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 "they" who they ? reddit ?
mircea_popescu: reddit caught a fart. does that count ? it tasted kinda ok.
Duffer1: ha
Duffer1: with that much $$ involved i assumed someone was looking
mircea_popescu: you assumed wrong. it is the incontrovertible right of people to flush their assets down the toilet.
pankkake: from the man himself "Shot by a keyboard warrior? Don't think I am too scared to be honest."
Duffer1: danng what a prick lol
mircea_popescu: pankkake who';s this, the 20something ceo of great valor ?
pankkake: yes
mircea_popescu: lol he's back taunting teh "investor" horde ?
pankkake: yes, happened a few days ago
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20700 @ 0.00064113 = 13.2714 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 824 @ 0.00064085 = 0.5281 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3616 @ 0.00063905 = 2.3108 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37523 @ 0.00063811 = 23.9438 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: <+Apocalyptic> https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/433080081179611136 / LOLOL
assbot: The implementation of stealth addresses for Mac that I tweeted about last week turned out to be wallet-stealing malware. Crap.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.27 = 0.54 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: that was know for several months as StealthBit... or this is different piece?
thestringpuller: mod6: if you get jammed up don't mention my name
pankkake: "Sucks for open source in general too." because it was open source?
mod6: thestringpuller: fuck the club dawg, i'd rather count a million bucks
thestringpuller: ;;google jeezy prayed up
gribble: Prayed Up (cool_assTAY) on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/cool_assTAY>; Lil Lody Ft. Young Jeezy - How It Feel - Foolish 2 Mixtape - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIMzvTQcAgM>; YOUNG JEEZY LYRICS - Amen - A-Z Lyrics: <http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/youngjeezy/amen.html>
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 605 @ 0.0018 = 1.089 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.56667065 BTC to 14`857 shares, 10545 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 16.45632828 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1431 satoshi per share
BigBitz: Could someone explain how this company raised $13.5M? http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-api-developer-chain-raises-9-5m-funding/
assbot: Bitcoin API Developer Chain Raises $9.5m in Funding
BigBitz: Correct me if I am wrong here but isn't their whole business based on access to the 'open & freely downloadable' bitcoin blockchain? or am I seriously missing something?
jurov: simple, they heard about DERPs and want to get listed on MPEx
Duffer1: ha
BigBitz: Haha
BigBitz: Seriously though... I'm confused... $13.5M... :|
jurov: srsly, i just see it as second dotcom spilling over to bitcoinland
jurov: they could have raised 10x as much if there were rumors about fb/twatter integration
Duffer1: probably ip pump n dump, they're hopin for obscene buyout from paypal or dwolla
BigBitz: Insanity.
los_pantalones: BigBitz i too am confused as to what they do
los_pantalones: no one can explain this?
jurov: https://chain.com/
assbot: Bitcoin API - Chain
jurov: use curl to get your btc address!
kakobrekla: chain.com got 4mio vc or w/e
nubbins`: design for "what is bitcoin" posters about 80% complete
nubbins`: !up praeconium
asciilifeform: http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/records_management/ia_rds.pdf << lol, public catalogue of teh goodz
nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUSdEsr1Hw
assbot: Chad Vangaalen - City of Electric Light - YouTube
nubbins`: color palette for aforementioned posters: http://imgur.com/7ZH4nQX
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/08/a-bitcoin-backbone/ <= I like the "But… but… Centralization!". the thing is great, but he knows already it will be misunderstood
assbot: A Bitcoin Backbone | The Bitcoin Foundation
nubbins`: http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2014/August/14-ag-884.html
assbot: USDOJ: Bank of America to Pay $16.65 Billion in Historic Justice Department Settlement for Financial Fraud Leading up to and During the Financial Crisis
pankkake: more than BNP, so it's not French hate after all
nubbins`: "No. Anybody can do what Matt has done"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 693 @ 0.0013 = 0.9009 BTC [+]
pankkake: and the idea of a bitcoin backbone has been discussed here a while ago, btw
asciilifeform: ;;gettrust boolcrap
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user asciilifeform to user boolcrap: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=asciilifeform&dest=boolcrap | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=boolcrap | Rated since: never
asciilifeform: boolcrap: get in the fscking wot, comeon
asciilifeform: boolcrap: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 210 @ 0.00256095 = 0.5378 BTC [-] {5}
thestringpuller: !s bitcoin backbone
assbot: 3 results for 'bitcoin backbone' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=bitcoin+backbone
thestringpuller: only 3 results pankkake
pankkake: not with that name
asciilifeform: re: by the author of the fake management article: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8191181
assbot: VCs provide access to small growth businesses and will never have a lack of pass... | Hacker News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 400 @ 0.001349 = 0.5396 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 52 @ 0.0116 = 0.6032 BTC [-] {3}
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/return-ozcoin-mining-pool/
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 65(Y):35(N) by coin, 65(Y):35(N) by weight. Total bet: 17.38720202 BTC. Current weight: 98,252.
ben_vulpes: sitting in the cafe this morning, makking in your enndos
ben_vulpes: "you know what else is long baby? the cucumber i'm growing in the bushes for you"
ben_vulpes: "i am a happy whore-ti-cunturalist indeed"
nubbins`: cucumber in the bushes
nubbins`: more like button on a fur coat amirite
BigBitz: los_pantalones I am glad it is (was?) not just me!
BigBitz: kakobrekla they got $13.5m
kakobrekla: even better
BigBitz: Heh, it's crazy.
BigBitz: Crazily bemusing.
BigBitz: It's like trying to comprehend nubbins` sell rates for Casascius coins.
nubbins`: :D
nubbins`: i don't even get em graded!
ben_vulpes: ;;isitdown bitcoin-otc.com
gribble: bitcoin-otc.com is up
ben_vulpes: ;;ident
gribble: Nick 'ben_vulpes', with hostmask 'ben_vulpes!~user@unaffiliated/benkay', is identified as user 'ben_vulpes', with GPG key id 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA, key fingerprint 4F7907942CA8B89B01E25A762AFA1A9FD2D031DA, and bitcoin address None
asciilifeform: from the loltron:
asciilifeform: http://nymag.com/news/features/foreigners-hiding-money-new-york-real-estate-2014-6
assbot: Why New York Real Estate Is the New Swiss Bank Account -- New York Magazine
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot asciilifeform
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user asciilifeform: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 11 via 11 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=asciilifeform | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=asciilifeform | Rated since: Sun Sep 15 00:06:51 2013
ben_vulpes: wot under ddos?
asciilifeform: try it now
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: ah, asciilifeform i'm not actually questioning you
asciilifeform: but my magic did expire, it seems
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot asciilifeform
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask asciilifeform!~asciilife@pool-71-191-53-82.washdc.fios.verizon.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user asciilifeform: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 11 via 11 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=asciilifeform | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=asciilifeform | Rated since: Sun Sep 15 00:06:51 2013
ben_vulpes: ;;ident
gribble: Nick 'ben_vulpes', with hostmask 'ben_vulpes!~user@unaffiliated/benkay', is identified as user 'ben_vulpes', with GPG key id 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA, key fingerprint 4F7907942CA8B89B01E25A762AFA1A9FD2D031DA, and bitcoin address None
asciilifeform: see, works
ben_vulpes: the php app thinger's misbehaving, or slow, or its my network conn.
dignork: coinbase, again http://pokerfuse.com/news/industry/2014-08-20-bitcoin-exchange-refuses-online-poker-transactions/
assbot: Bitcoin Exchange Refuses Online Poker Transactions | Pokerfuse Online Poker News
kakobrekla: dun worry, soon in eu.
dignork: this is actually an example of why address reuse might be a problem
ben_vulpes: !l m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00063811 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3450 @ 0.00064114 = 2.2119 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: $proxies
empyex: jurov: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.co mpex.biz mpex.coinbr.com Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91
empyex: jurov: MPEx-Status: mpex.ws (889 milliseconds), mpex.bz (1060 milliseconds), mpex.co (768 milliseconds), mpex.biz (754 milliseconds), mpex.coinbr.com (979 milliseconds)
asciilifeform: ;;gettrust b00lcrap
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user asciilifeform to user b00lcrap: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=asciilifeform&dest=b00lcrap | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=b00lcrap | Rated since: never
asciilifeform: ;;rate b00lcrap 1 actual human, meatspace colleague
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
asciilifeform: wtf
Duffer1: boo1crap
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust boo1crap
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ben_vulpes to user boo1crap: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ben_vulpes&dest=boo1crap | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=boo1crap | Rated since: never
ben_vulpes: nm
nubbins`: !up CoalPowerGorilla
nubbins`: !up rake_boss
nubbins`: !up ADutchGamer
nubbins`: !up rrrrandom
rake_boss: noice
rake_boss: ass
rake_boss: tities
rake_boss: ass and tities
penguirker: New blog post: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/08/21_andreas-antonopolous-as-canonical-example-of-why-you-cant-trust-someone-not-in-the-wot.html
ben_vulpes: !down rake_boss
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.0006368 = 10.6346 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00064193 = 10.4635 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13215 @ 0.00064237 = 8.4889 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: http://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2014/06/09/silicon-valley-and-the-rise-of-the-disneypreneur << from the management-con fellow
assbot: Silicon Valley and the Rise of the Disneypreneur | Michael O. Church
asciilifeform: !up b00lcrap
b00lcrap: test
kakobrekla: does not work.
kakobrekla: cant see that.
FabianB: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 526.55, Best ask: 527.07, Bid-ask spread: 0.52000, Last trade: 527.07, 24 hour volume: 14556.39550260, 24 hour low: 510.0, 24 hour high: 534.14, 24 hour vwap: 520.31767669
asciilifeform: ;;rate b00lcrap 1 actual human, meatspace colleague
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user b00lcrap has been recorded.
mike_c: btc sale is almost over.
mthreat: comment from michael church claiming that people go to silicon valley and get a new life and a new face from plastic surgeons: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8179731
assbot: Right now, the hot commodity for corrupt officials, criminal billionaires, and m... | Hacker News
mthreat: I asked him for a source about the "new face" business, no response to my question
asciilifeform: mthreat: the 'new face' thing is probably pure conjecture, but if you could read russian (or chinese) you wouldn't need to ask for source material re: the rest.
b00lcrap: !up
b00lcrap: !up b00lcrap
asciilifeform: say it to assbot
asciilifeform: b00lcrap: welcome to the dark army.
b00lcrap: I made it.
asciilifeform: tell us about yourself, b00lcrap.
b00lcrap: well i am asciilifeforms mentor
asciilifeform: lo
asciilifeform: l
b00lcrap: he owes all of his successes to me
b00lcrap: asciilifeform invited me here, we work together at a crap farm
asciilifeform: b00lcrap also grows fine tomatoes.
b00lcrap: this is true, and potatoes
kakobrekla: i like potato.
asciilifeform: and the occasional 0day.
b00lcrap: i have grown an 0day once or twice.
b00lcrap: but it was low hanging fruit.
asciilifeform: as is the tomato. but they both taste mighty fine.
kakobrekla: potato is lower than low hanging fruit, still fine.
b00lcrap: i do windows malware / vuln dev mostly
jurov: c00lcrap, when is cardano shipping?
b00lcrap: never i think
penguirker: New blog post: http://contravex.com/2014/08/21/canadian-armed-forces-wazzuuuup/
asciilifeform: b00lcrap: is not involved
asciilifeform: lol
b00lcrap: yeah i never got a ticket on this ship
b00lcrap: most likely because i know absolutely nothing about anything that low level.
jurov: well :) so on what levels are you operating?
jurov: visual basic viruses?
b00lcrap: noo
b00lcrap: i hate visual basic
b00lcrap: i prefer something neatly written in x86
asciilifeform: jurov: b00lcrap and i work a day job together. quite unrelated to s.nsa.
b00lcrap: this is true
b00lcrap: i have absolutely never even met mr.p
thestringpuller: ;;ident
gribble: Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@99-39-97-12.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net', is identified as user 'thestringpuller', with GPG key id 0FF2943DA179E169, key fingerprint 6ACE36E786F39A4ADC4506DE0FF2943DA179E169, and bitcoin address None
asciilifeform: jurov: presently, we're reverse-engineers..
jurov: decoders :)
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: you remind me of Dexter from Dexter's lab.
thestringpuller: Did you have a lab as a kid?
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: sure.
thestringpuller: Do you have a sister who would break your inventions?
asciilifeform: so now there's two of us peasants here with dayjobs.
jurov: does mircea know?
b00lcrap: are we the only one
thestringpuller: pfft I'm at a day job now
b00lcrap: who are still slaves to the man
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: no, had brother, whose lab i would screw with.
chetty: <asciilifeform> so now there's two of us peasants here with dayjobs.// might as well while they last
b00lcrap: i think they will be gone soon
asciilifeform: there was somebody else here who had one (moiety?) and then starved.
kakobrekla: theres quite a few more than that.
TomServo raises hand.
kakobrekla was never employed.
thestringpuller: sup fluffypony
fluffypony: wasssssup
thestringpuller: kakobrekla: is a bum
thestringpuller: CONFIRMED
thestringpuller: jkjk
thestringpuller: kakobrekla is the most enigmatic person here <.<;;
mike_c: nah, he's just camera shy.
kakobrekla: camera shy bum.
thestringpuller: your bum is camera shy?
mike_c: takes at least 10 btc to get that bum on camera.
kakobrekla: lol
lobbes: I would also qualify as one of these peasants; hell, I'm essentially a SQL monkey
b00lcrap: dam
b00lcrap: at least ur not an html monkey
b00lcrap: a
lobbes: this is true
chetty: victory!!! I have spent most of day fighting an obscure difference in compiler versions, I so love my job
asciilifeform: gcc 4.x-ism ?
chetty: yeah
asciilifeform: chetty lives and breathes 'mingw' ?
Blazedout419: sorry for the name change spam...some scammer was squatting my name trying to scam
chetty: noooooooooooooo
asciilifeform: chetty has somebody in the cellar hanging upside-down doing the winblows port ?
chetty: exactly
asciilifeform: aha.
jurov: and i today finally stumbled upon worthy wallet code to build on
jurov: https://github.com/haskoin/haskoin
assbot: haskoin/haskoin GitHub
fluffypony: hah hah
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=750817.0
assbot: Darkcoin's Alternative To Tor
lobbes: lol... Darkcoin
BingoBoingo: jurov: That premise looks like "Dream come true"
BingoBoingo: jurov: Re: https://github.com/haskoin/haskoin I went to join their channel and now am op
assbot: haskoin/haskoin GitHub
BingoBoingo: And not left their channel
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: lol
jurov: which one? i don't see you there
BingoBoingo: Ah, spelling error
jurov: hue
BingoBoingo: !up Guevara246_
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.26837856 = 1.8786 BTC [+] {5}
asciilifeform: re: people who starved: apparently xah lee (old crackpot blogger, linked on me site) recently did.
asciilifeform: http://ergoemacs.org/misc/xah_as_good_as_dead.html
assbot: I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.26302 = 1.3151 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 513.75, Best ask: 516.05, Bid-ask spread: 2.30000, Last trade: 513.54, 24 hour volume: 13878.37931625, 24 hour low: 510.0, 24 hour high: 534.14, 24 hour vwap: 520.896672788
thestringpuller: !last m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00064237 BTC [+]
pankkake: As for her friends, they were almost exclusively other oppressed SJWs. Although friend is a strong term. She had many fights with them that basically boiled down to "stop complaining about your oppression, mine is more important." She was, essentially, a contestant in the oppression olympics.
asciilifeform: ars longa vita brevis. RIP mr. lee.
thestringpuller: moment of silence?
chetty: a contestant in the oppression olympics.//+++++
asciilifeform: silence >> eh, maybe when he's done dying
nubbins` cackles
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31585 @ 0.00063828 = 20.1601 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: hey nubbins`
thestringpuller: can you send me an invoice in pm?
thestringpuller: like a one liner
thestringpuller: we can get the full invoice later
thestringpuller: just want quote for first payment
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 524.21, Best ask: 525.73, Bid-ask spread: 1.52000, Last trade: 525.76, 24 hour volume: 13536.79943406, 24 hour low: 510.57, 24 hour high: 534.14, 24 hour vwap: 520.793187559
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7340013 << mr church has some very serious beef with teh-bezzle.
assbot: I've written about it at length already and don't choose to relive it in detail,... | Hacker News
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA
assbot: Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 24 hrs) - YouTube
BingoBoingo: http://www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053819/white-house-cybersecurity-czar-brags-about-his-lack-of-technical
assbot: White House cybersecurity czar brags about his lack of technical expertise - Vox
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20175 @ 0.00064283 = 12.9691 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3825 @ 0.00064426 = 2.4643 BTC [+]
The20YearIRCloud: finally
danielpbarron: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvkweh2IUAAOlQ8.jpg "I DON'T use... plastic bags." << uses plastic bag.
mthreat: http://i.imgur.com/rg9Wt.jpg <-- pregnant woman complaining about jackhammers, while smoking a cigarette
jurov: i noticed the missing "fi" ligature instead lol
jurov: ben_vulpes: question on VAN, if i make, say 10x lesser bid that trilema
jurov: will the ads be shown 10x less often or not at all?
mike_c: the former
jurov: and what does 7d impression avg. mean?
ben_vulpes: average impressions delivered over the past seven days
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.00064426 = 14.367 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: it's a little wonky right now as i've yet to collect seven days of statistics
jurov: average over what?
ben_vulpes: jurov: ^^
ben_vulpes: average impressions per day.
ben_vulpes: i'll clear that up. been noodling on good wording, have yet to come up with anything that feels *right*
jurov: imma support pimps
ben_vulpes: pete's killing it
ben_vulpes: 175 impressions today alone
ben_vulpes: on track to*, and wave hands.
nubbins`: http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/kids/kids.png
nubbins`: jurov dat ligature
nubbins`: my eyes
ben_vulpes: life is full of vomit of some shade
ben_vulpes: kids, computers...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.27086333 = 0.8126 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38550 @ 0.00063813 = 24.5999 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 62 @ 0.28962905 = 17.957 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 620 @ 0.00288745 = 1.7902 BTC [+] {13}
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 170 Ask: 221 Last Price: 170 24h-Vol: 6k High: 170 Low: 170 VWAP: 169
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00064403 = 2.4473 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2988 = 1.494 BTC [+]
nubbins`: calc 40/[ticker --last]
nubbins`: ;;calc 40/[ticker --last]
gribble: 0.076995630498
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2740 @ 0.00064542 = 1.7685 BTC [+]