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oglafbot: http://oglaf.com/moonshine/
assbot: Moonshine ... ( http://bit.ly/1F4qG8t )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00032289 = 7.4265 BTC [+]
decimation: ascii_orc: http://www.peigenesis.com/en/connectors/by-series-type/micro-connectors/173:itt-cannon-micro-miniature.html < d-subminiature connectors which are vibration rated are available; apparently used in avionics & space stuff
assbot: ITT Cannon MDM Series MIL-DTL-83513 Micro-D Connectors ... ( http://bit.ly/1yJ7V9g )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59200 @ 0.00032289 = 19.1151 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it!
mircea_popescu: we find from a commenter : TheyFit have developed 95 different sizes of custom fit condom [and] hope to revolutionise the industry.
mircea_popescu: fancy that, bespoke condoms are a thinh
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2010/bai-mi-e-lene/ << you should prolly translate that sometime. to russian.
assbot: Bai, mi-e lene on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4v0yz )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99117 @ 0.00032517 = 32.2299 BTC [+] {2}
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Yandex drop under Google before 2016" http://bitbet.us/bet/1134/ Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 23(Y):77(N) by weight. Total bet: 8.96541684 BTC. Current weight: 95,812.
hanbot: attn davout: meatmarket is at Carlos Calvo 430 (intersection with Defensa), "Mercado de San Telmo"
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ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mthreat sorry to've missed you, boss!
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:13] omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it! << lol he calls this partying
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:30] fancy that, bespoke condoms are thin << ftfy
ben_vulpes: sweet sweet lightlogs
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00033122 = 6.0944 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hire_women
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1F6dDUc )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44338 @ 0.0003249 = 14.4054 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 800 @ 0.00215872 = 1.727 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 810 @ 0.002155 = 1.7456 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00032289 = 3.2128 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57980 @ 0.00031717 = 18.3895 BTC [-]
jurov: http://wundergroundmusic.com/wedding-ruined-after-groom-accidentally-serves-guests-ketamine-instead-of-powdered-alcohol/ ☟︎
assbot: » Wedding Ruined After Groom Accidentally Serves Guests Ketamine Instead Of Powdered Alcohol ... ( http://bit.ly/1DtbbS9 )
chetty: Powdered Alcohol ...ketamin sounds a better choice actually
adlai: well, uh, some of my guests are pretty big guys
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 9 @ 0.139 = 1.251 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Sounds like the world's happiest wedding
jurov: with zombies!
davout: mod6 ben_vulpes asciilifeform, in case you're interested, imma head out to the meat market
jurov: lol "that tastes weird" "ofc, that cheapskate" *gulp* *gulp*
mircea_popescu: hey all
mircea_popescu: !up kobud
mircea_popescu: and nao... to the logs!
mircea_popescu: the lulz from the past : http://trilema.com/2010/barometru-de-criza-doar-20-dintre-romani-ar-refuza-sa-se-dezbrace-la-interviul-de-angajare/
assbot: Barometru de criza : Doar 20% dintre romani ar refuza sa se dezbrace la interviul de angajare! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yL4zmt )
mircea_popescu: "if you had to strip for your hiring interview, would you ?"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104316 << dude owned box that owns a whole C class ? how. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 18-04-2015 14:45:24; ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104267 << mno. pwned box, spoodging out spores
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104345 << lol the stupid shit. we've progressed to "fastest growing" i see ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-04-2015 21:52:57; cazalla: http://dpaste.com/1GQD33J.txt lol gocoin was going to pump paycoin
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104361 << pretty lulzy. it would seem that until i physically hit every signle idiot across his stupid head, every single idiot fails to realise that yes, i can hit him physically across the head. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 00:22:57; cazalla: looks like gaw didn't like qntra much either http://dpaste.com/2NHJKBA.txt
mircea_popescu: fucking internet, made everyone think himself invulnerable and important.
mod6: buenos dias!
BingoBoingo: How are the hangovers down there?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73100 @ 0.00031465 = 23.0009 BTC [-]
mod6: eh, not so bad i gather. we did stay up very late again though. heheh
mircea_popescu: cazalla http://trilema.com/2015/the-best-biggest-bitcoin-derps-on-welfare-or-the-misadventures-of-young-josh-garza-jonah-dorman-eric-capuano-and-brian-klein/ << there, something to make your cold black heart warm.
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLaVSX )
mircea_popescu: hola el modo seis!
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/josh-garza/8/824/874 << total fuckingspammer derp, over 500 connections 11 recomendations ?
assbot: Josh Garza | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLb4Wo )
mod6: hola mircea_popescu!
mircea_popescu: so what, 3% of the people who know you would recommed you ? such win.
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104587 << easy! owned one box in a dc, then arp-poisoned ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 15:00:46; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104316 << dude owned box that owns a whole C class ? how.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander the original point was, "if you want malware hosting, talk to x".
ascii_lander just only now washed up
mircea_popescu: whether the dc is selling it or just gifting it away...
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: almost every dc on planet3 'gifts' l0l
mod6: ascii_lander: me too, getting packed now...
mircea_popescu: anyways these logs are a riot.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104400 << dood, you don't understand how the world works. a warm smile and a firm handshake is all that's needed to keep emails on their route. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 07:58:52; ben_vulpes: sorry boss you transmitted something in cleartext
mircea_popescu: i am on linkedin and wut is this cryptostuff.
ascii_lander: undress for interview << army ?
ascii_lander: (where, other than pr0n, else..?)
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104408 << bwahahaha ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 08:03:05; ben_vulpes: upon consideration too similar to personal hustle for comfort
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander well, depends how the chick looks i guess.
mircea_popescu: in any case it's a compliment.
ascii_lander: ahaahaha them, l0l
ascii_lander pictured being asked to disrobe at interview, and having puzzled look 'is this… sparta?!'
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104416 << cazalla totally delivered. it's like when there's a bunch of people guarding some computers, and like 9 out of them go to get drunk one night leaving a couple behind ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 08:08:43; ben_vulpes: WHAT LOG
mircea_popescu: and that couple shoot the moon
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander fun fact : spart/a is how you say broken, such as for instance a broken butt ring in romanian. so it would be... ahem... sparta.
ascii_lander: l0l!
mircea_popescu: sparta-n cur literally means rottinculo
mircea_popescu: also, today we learn alf wears robes to interviews.
mircea_popescu: where's your robes at man ? we never saw any robes!
ascii_lander: neh robes to seppuku only
mircea_popescu: "Rocket Lab is redefining how we access space. Powered by our brand new Rutherford motor; small, fast and agile"
ascii_lander: (disrobe - engl. localizm possibly)
mircea_popescu: "Rutherford adopts an entirely new electric propulsion cycle, using electric motors to drive its turbopumps, and is the first oxygen/hydrocarbon engine to use 3D printing for all primary components."
mircea_popescu: mother of god.
mircea_popescu: this seriously works, printed rocket ?!
mircea_popescu: uh.
ascii_lander: what do you think, lol
mircea_popescu: http://www.rocketlabusa.com/static/images/rutherford-motor.png << what the shit, they printed (bad) solder marks ?
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLepoF )
mircea_popescu: lmao what kabuki. "3d printing reproduces spot welds!11"
mircea_popescu: plenty of turbopumps driven electrically, i thought
mircea_popescu: to combad the serious stlal problems that arise from where you need thrust to pump the gas yo uneed for thrust.
mircea_popescu: combat*
ascii_lander: 'agile'
ascii_lander: kabukki more like here.
ascii_lander: (bukkuki..)
mircea_popescu: Electron is a two stage vehicle that uses Rocket Lab’s Rutherford liquid engine on both stages.
mircea_popescu: dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS
mircea_popescu: ftr, that WOULD be truely revolutionary, i never heard of it.
mircea_popescu: "hey i hyave an idea, let's make a rocket powered taenia!
mircea_popescu: http://www.rocketlabusa.com/static/images/sso-orbit-graph.svg << this seriously is linear ?!
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLgC3q )
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39450 @ 0.00031398 = 12.3865 BTC [-] {2}
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: space-themed scams are quite inevitable - green pastures mostly
mircea_popescu: aha. but why make it this bad.
mircea_popescu: i guess they make whatever comes out.
ascii_lander: because kabuki
ascii_lander: it can't diverge far from other kabuki
mircea_popescu: " Long and short is I am used to more reginal publications where a story typically runs the day after."
mircea_popescu: what's reginal ?
ascii_lander: regional perhaps ?
mircea_popescu: oh that makes sense in context ty
mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/3MEHVHE << meanwhile... derps be derpy.
assbot: dpaste: 3MEHVHE ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLhmpa )
mircea_popescu: and the idiots that credited the derps just because the derps existed are now left with the shame.
mircea_popescu: oldest thing in bitcoin, this. from blazedout's wood scam to tat's neobee thing to pirate supporters, worst fucking thing you can do is entertain idiots.
mircea_popescu: "And it seems to me that part of the problem is that the bitcoin community is full of some very passionate and inherently mistrusting people."
mircea_popescu: herp.
ascii_lander: l0l are they posting from the biodiesel pot yet ?
BingoBoingo: ChIraq http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/04/20/chicago_shooting_wave_at_least_14_injured.html
assbot: Chicago shooting wave: At least 14 injured. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLiclC )
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: what happened to '1 shot, 1 kill,' l0l
ascii_lander: '32 individuals have been shot and at least four killed.'
mircea_popescu: this is very instructive of the stupidity of journalists. they use windows, for one thing, but that perhaps is not their option. what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. what his results in is, trying to do interviews with garza, and what THAT results in is http://dpaste.com/3SN7HCS.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yLimcJ )
mod6: heh 'spray and pray'
mircea_popescu: that poor unfortunate schmuck Michael Casey ended up having to write five pages of prose
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: They tend to get better was the warm season goes on.
mircea_popescu: just to try and get the ducks lined in a row to where he can wriote more prose to salvage his previous prose to where it's a 0 level.
mircea_popescu: in short, he has written > 10k words to try to get back to zero.
mircea_popescu: had he spent 1/10 of that effort ot get a key and get in the wot, he'd be above zero now.
mircea_popescu: and the discussion of how that "is really epsilon" is not germane : epsilon STILL is above zero, as epsilony as it may be.
mircea_popescu: but no, because windows is a symptom, not a cause. the sort of improductive idiots that do one, do all.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander more concerning is, "at least 14 injured". out of 32 individuals shot, 14 injured ? what is this, a team marksmanship ?
mircea_popescu: "shot three times through his imaginary limb"
ascii_lander: l0l
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: …what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. << zey are oonly foollowing oorderz (TM)
mircea_popescu: yeahimsure.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> "shot three times through his imaginary limb" << haha
mod6: ok gentlemen. all set.
ascii_lander: i'll be down shortly
ascii_lander: mod6: have you eaten ?
mod6: I'm gonna head down to the lobby. Might venture out for a quick bite/coffee & shopping trip if anyone else wants to join me.
ascii_lander: definitely
mod6: ascii_lander: sounds good. I'll wait in the lobby. :]
mircea_popescu: mod6 cafe victoria across the street's pretty good.
mod6: We haven't been there yet, we'll check it out. Thanks!
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104496 << if you mean leninsk, you got the syllables mixed uo ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 16:26:32; funkenstein_: from bainokur
ascii_lander: mod6: getting dressed, will appear soon, hungry
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104512 << dude wtf is that. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 18:58:32; danielpbarron: The idea: We want to participate in pull request review, but we don't really understand the codebase well enough.
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104572 << ahahahahaha ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 13:35:45; jurov: http://wundergroundmusic.com/wedding-ruined-after-groom-accidentally-serves-guests-ketamine-instead-of-powdered-alcohol/
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-07-2014#777510 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 30-07-2014 02:02:25; *: asciilifeform was once offered ~1k usd by employer to take ketamine, somehow never got around to it
mircea_popescu: it was the rage at some point, back when the current best fucks were best jailbait.
mircea_popescu: omfg holy shit three days of logs within a cup of coffee ?!
mircea_popescu: mindblown. more conferences needed.
ascii_lander: speaking of coffee
ascii_lander: who else is awake
mircea_popescu: mod6 a moment ago.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander mod6 davout : btw i'll be dropping by hotel in about an hour, if you folk happen to be around.
ascii_lander: neato
ascii_lander: will grab some food, and come back
mircea_popescu: sounds perfect.
ascii_lander: about to go look for mod6
mthreat: my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'"
ascii_lander: voolp
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: “This wedding cost me an absolute fortune so I decided I’d try and save a few bucks by buying the powdered stuff instead of champagne, it’s supposed to be almost impossible to tell the difference if you add it to sparkling water,” explained Montello during an interview with Wunderground.
mircea_popescu: dude...
mircea_popescu: this shit's not even wrong.
mircea_popescu: seriously, "mineral water" ? the us doesn't even have mineral water, it's stuck importing san pelegrino
ben_vulpes: scrimping on the bubbles?!
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> [15:17] How are the hangovers down there? << we're not really drinking that much. talking, though...
mircea_popescu: yeah, didn't get one. just slightly mellow morning after feel
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [15:46] dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS << but nooooooo the nozzle doesn't count as part of the ennnnginnnnne
mircea_popescu: wait wut
ben_vulpes: we totally optimized, too - just for not spending any money on engineering
ben_vulpes: ah nm
ben_vulpes: "A static cloud mining contract is a depreciating asset by definition" << lookie! people are beginning to understand how the w0rld werkz
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-with-pmbs-ie-perpetual-mining-bonds/
assbot: The problem with PMBs, ie "Perpetual Mining Bonds" on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1aLiDRp )
mircea_popescu: 2015 is just the 2012 v2.0
ben_vulpes: maybe someday dear michael casey will wrap his head around the fact that if it has zero representation in la serenissima it has zero legs, cannot walk, and everyone is quietly laughing at his interview with the bloody-stumped amputee runner
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yeah.
ben_vulpes: but hey maybe since the scamrate's up btc will crack 5k by nob
ben_vulpes: nov*
ben_vulpes: although we'd need another fractional reserve for that amirite
mircea_popescu: lol
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: coming by in hr?
mircea_popescu: ye
ben_vulpes: bring my test plane please
mircea_popescu: yup.
ben_vulpes wants to sit in cockpit at least
ben_vulpes: <mthreat> [16:36] my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'" << leesen deevih eets piiliiite teu prnewns yr freeeends nims de whey de went dem prnewnsed
davout: ben_vulpes is obviously pretty jealous
mircea_popescu: davout no dude, srsly, you have the cutest accent.
mircea_popescu: chicks love it too.
davout: not everyone gets to light stars in the chicks eyes just by saying where you're from :D
mircea_popescu: hehe. that's not it tho. it's mopre like...
davout: anyway, i'm gonna head out to the airport in a few minutes
mircea_popescu: tous tes voyelles sont doux
mircea_popescu: oh you're off ?
mircea_popescu: have a good trip, compliments a l'amazonne
ben_vulpes: later davout!
davout: yeah, i can wait fifteen minutes if needed, but with my plane at five i think it's pretty reasonable to leave the hotel around 2~2:30
davout: ben_vulpes: you still in bed?
ben_vulpes: give me a few to brush my teeth
davout: ah sure nw
ben_vulpes: you know me so well baby
mircea_popescu: davout yeah makes sense.
davout: mircea_popescu: i left my extra cash with mike_c
mircea_popescu: why, he looked like he could use it ? :D
davout: ;;isup www.therealbitcoin.org
gribble: www.therealbitcoin.org is down
mircea_popescu: o.O
davout: i wanted to derp around with the foundation's tarball in the plane
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://31.media.tumblr.com/b0db55c8f2e3d557b27d184023d4b93c/tumblr_mt72waEt5p1s7ejhlo1_500.gif
mircea_popescu: davout wasn't it thebitcoin.foundation ?
davout: aha
davout: not sure where i got that URRL
davout: (url pronounced à la française bien sur)
mircea_popescu: :D
davout: so what i want to get is amirite
ben_vulpes: http://thebitcoin.foundation/<< dabout
assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1aLliKM )
mircea_popescu: myeah
davout: i'll probably just read the code for a bit
ben_vulpes: worse ways to spend a flight
mircea_popescu: like what, coding on rails ?
ben_vulpes: hyu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36600 @ 0.00031322 = 11.4639 BTC [-] {2}
davout: ok, heading off, laterz all
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00031246 = 1.7029 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15227 @ 0.00031604 = 4.8123 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38723 @ 0.00032162 = 12.4541 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up miaviator
miaviator: ?
miaviator: Thanks bot!
mircea_popescu: aha. who are you ?
williamdunne: mircea_popescu has become self-aware
williamdunne: Prepare for death by-skynet any day now
mircea_popescu: wait wut ?
williamdunne: "Thanks bot!"
trinque: I suppose miaviator thanks the door when someone gets it for him.
williamdunne: trinque: That may make more sense, I assumed he thought Mircea was the bot
miaviator: "+miaviator was voiced (+v) by @assbot"
miaviator: I was thanking the bot for the voice.
mircea_popescu: http://www.imgboc.com/image.php?id=4BEB_5289D57D << check out yukodsky's gf ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OzxT18 )
miaviator: Which makes no sense. Good point.
williamdunne: "21:40:53 - mircea_popescu: !up miaviator" - the bot has to be called by someone else first
miaviator: That's the missing line. Thanks mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: sure, you're welcome, but who are you ?
miaviator: http://trilema.com/2015/the-best-biggest-bitcoin-derps-on-welfare-or-the-misadventures-of-young-josh-garza-jonah-dorman-eric-capuano-and-brian-klein/
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ozy1h1 )
miaviator: An honorable mention.
mircea_popescu: lol. which one ?
miaviator: Why make it that easy.
williamdunne: I hope its Josh <3
miaviator: williamdunne: Right, like that scam would show up somewhere he doesn't control.
miaviator: If he can't ban people he doesn't show.
mircea_popescu: he is on linkedin, neh ? total egyptian scammer mug, 500 connections 11 recommendations
mircea_popescu: somehow doesn't occur to him why this is suspicious
miaviator: He's been doxed pretty well over on bitcointalk.
williamdunne: miaviator: Are you unnamed.png?
miaviator: LOL, no williamdunne.
mircea_popescu: poor girl incidentally. i mean getting scammed for like, money, is one thing. women get scammed all the time for their time. kinda worse.
mircea_popescu: http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/ << fluffypony anything to this ?
assbot: The War Nerd: The Art of Turf War | PandoDaily ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ozzd3U )
miaviator: mircea_popescu: She was one of the first employees, reviewed and wrote his emails, talked about selling premined coins to buy a house etc. she is not collateral damage in this.
mircea_popescu: miaviator female loyalty to the dude fucking her doth not stain the woman in my eyes.
fluffypony: *clicks*
miaviator: Interesting.
williamdunne: !rate fluffypony 3 Points out stupidity, and promotes what matters while maintaining his humanity
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mircea_popescu: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/office-manager-bronx-dental-practice-operated-patients-article-1.2187721 << this is pretty kickass.
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fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yeah - we had these "xenophobic attacks" in 2008
fluffypony: and they're back
mircea_popescu: fluffypony aha
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fluffypony: it's basically the yokel locals going "therr takin' urr jerbs"
fluffypony: it's the South African version of that South Park episode
mircea_popescu: fluffypony doesn't seem there's any stable solution for it other than concentration camps for one side or the other.
fluffypony: yeah, the 2008 stuff escalated a bit, the po po stepped up their visible policing activity in the affected areas, and it dissipated
mircea_popescu: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/80-percent-of-police-force-resigns-after-missouri-town-elects-first-african-american-mayor/ << what i want to know about this thing is, how the fuck do you cut an integer 80% out of 6.
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fluffypony: easy, the 5th person is missing an arm, so he only counts as 4.8
fluffypony: *0.8
mircea_popescu: oh ok
mircea_popescu: ahahaha putin wants steven segall as an ambassador
mircea_popescu: maybe obama could reciprocally send the velvet fog ?
williamdunne: !up miaviator:
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell davout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL6maP3flsA
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BingoBoingo: miaviator: You the Capuano fellow?
BingoBoingo: !up miaviator
miaviator: Nope the other one.
BingoBoingo: Ah, Klein?
miaviator: The other other one?
miaviator: WTF
BingoBoingo: Dorman?
miaviator: Oh Klein, the attorney, yeah that guy quit after a few weeks.
miaviator: BingoBoingo: yep
miaviator: I'm that asshole. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: K
BingoBoingo: Cause that Capuano fellow seems a bit... slow...
miaviator: BingoBoingo: LOL, let me tell him you said that.
BingoBoingo: Just his aggressive inability to locate people who offer their real names online.
miaviator: :)
BingoBoingo: Not exactly a person worth of a "World's Greatest Detective" mug on his desk.
miaviator: BingoBoingo: One sec you can tell him yourself.
mircea_popescu: !up recon_eric_
recon_eric_: good evening!
BingoBoingo: You too
recon_eric_: I heard there was good conversation in these parts
mircea_popescu: so basically this is what, the conference of people who're sorry about being involved with the garza fellow originally ?
miaviator: Nope
miaviator: Just honorable mentions in an article with a nude pic in it.
mircea_popescu: lol kay.
BingoBoingo: ;;google "they really are Buttcoins nao"
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BingoBoingo: ^ Nude Pic
mircea_popescu: get in the wot, best thing you can do for your btc profile.
recon_eric_: I've said it once and I'll say it again, my only regret is blindly trusting a guy I've known 15+ years. Any of my other mistakes directly tie to that first one. ☟︎
recon_eric_: topped with a bit of naivety I suppose.
recon_eric_: hell of a lesson learned as well.
mircea_popescu: dude i dunno, one look at that linkedin profile pic and it's like "o hello luxor center for businessmen".
mircea_popescu: but i guess one shouldn't be that superficial.
recon_eric_: That pic was taken at a christmas party :) but thanks for the compliment? I think?
mircea_popescu: um. i dunno i ever seen your linkedin ?
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com luxor center for businessmen
gribble: "Business", whatever that may mean. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/business-whatever-that-may-mean>; La Florida and other places on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/la-florida-and-other-places>; Bine ati venit la noi in tara! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/bine-ati-venit-la-noi-in-tara>
mircea_popescu: i meant https://www.linkedin.com/pub/josh-garza/8/824/874
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recon_eric_: ugh.... I'd rather not
trinque: "even allow your customers to play games while they wait on hold" << goddamn, that's innovation.
BingoBoingo wonders if Stuart Fraser is going to wander in
recon_eric_: Now that would be some shit, wouldn't it ?
BingoBoingo: I mean he's the derp who provided access to money in the first place. Lord knows local ISP wasn't seeding this thing.
mircea_popescu: maybe putin could name statham as his action figure/ambassador to b-a
recon_eric_: If you read up on BCT, you'll see that's exactly the case :)
recon_eric_: Docs were published outlining the funding
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zen_eric: ugh... need to fix that
BingoBoingo: Duct tape?
recon_eric: ah thats better
recon_eric: <- IRC noob
BingoBoingo: It happens. You've got to flail wildly before you can sink in the pool.
miaviator: ^^^
miaviator: Nice.
BingoBoingo: So how long ago did you too jump off of the Ship?
recon_eric: on or around January 14 for me
mircea_popescu: did you actually get a salary ?
BingoBoingo: Now you to have lawyered up and stuff? Planned for crossing the southern border in case the feds come?
recon_eric: I've lawyered up, but no plans of crossing the border
recon_eric: My last conversation with Josh -> https://i.imgur.com/gwxLo5d.png
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adlai: "It was my intention to make poor choices"?
recon_eric: yeah, he's not the most proficient with the english language
adlai ain't never heard of anglophones not using no negatives
BingoBoingo: I'm actually kind of disappointing the amateur sleuthing didn't get you to which of of all three people with the same first/last name combo as myself to serve the papers to. It's been a while since I've toyed with civil law.
recon_eric: Who's trying to serve papers?
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: From the email thread in the trilema post.
BingoBoingo: Apparently there was an effort to see if serving papers would even be possibru.
BingoBoingo: !up miaviator
recon_eric: Ah, that. One of my fantastically shitty roles at the company was "digging up info" when asked to. I could care less if Josh was able to sink his teeth in or not
recon_eric: Couldn't* care less, rather.
BingoBoingo: I would have loved to have had occasion to take his teeth for a necklace.
mircea_popescu: recon_eric what's that involve, like google ?
miaviator: That's a good quote.
recon_eric: @mircea_popescu Exactly
miaviator: Why hire a PI when you could google............
recon_eric: Finding people is not my job. It was something I was told to do by a sociopathic paranoid criminal.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Josh Garza is well above googling usernames for himself.
mircea_popescu: recon_eric what do you do anyway ?
mircea_popescu: i mean... normally, so to speak.
recon_eric: I work in IT
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: If you were a bit more enthusiastic maybe while he still had money I could have taken it in an anti-SLAPP case.
recon_eric: primarily boundary security, infrastructure
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-iv/ if anyone still cares for some reason.
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mircea_popescu: recon_eric and you're willing to move on to googling ?!
mircea_popescu: i gotta remember this trick. next time i meet a sql expert ima send him to do my shopping.
recon_eric: Wasn't a proud moment, I assure you.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo and WE'RE the cult, check this shit out.
recon_eric: I was "sold" on "amazing things are coming" just like everyone on Hashtalk. Not my favorite decision, but one I'll never make again.
recon_eric: Remember, I also grew up with the guy. And when we were kids, he wasn't breaking the law (that I knew of)... So I trusted him.
mircea_popescu: recon_eric there are ways to evaluate these things. you don't actually have the binary choice of "never again" forced like that.
mircea_popescu: !up recon_eric
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo btw the treefort chick never did come back did she
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I don't believe so.
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Most kids aren't cool enough to test the law.
mircea_popescu: these days...
mircea_popescu: wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ?
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE << check out this guy's suit
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BingoBoingo: That wasn't a real law.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Yeah, computer misuse act or something like that
williamdunne: Teachers password was their last name..
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: Not a real law
mircea_popescu: "crimes against friend computer act of dystopian future"
BingoBoingo: Vague worthless bulshit like "Disorderly Conduct"
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: What do you mean "not a real law"?
BingoBoingo: williamdunne: To vague to be enforcabru
BingoBoingo: Grand Theft Auto, real law has solid conditions to trigger its invocation. Disorderly conduct, FU vague, not a law.
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, seems to have been enforced alrgiht
BingoBoingo: I'll see next month.
trinque: mircea_popescu | wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << employee of ours is a felon for sending an email in high school; vague laws work just fine
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Pretty sure than in many cases being vague just gives them the ability to prosecute more cases
mircea_popescu: myeah
mircea_popescu: especially with the very settle-minded general public.
williamdunne: More than 90% of cases settle without going to court
williamdunne: IIRC
BingoBoingo: What happens then they succeed though? Weev goes from joking about Jooz to joining the Aryan nation.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke BingoBoingo!
williamdunne: Ah no thats a plea bargain
williamdunne: "The defendant enters a plea to the charges brought by the U.S. attorney at a hearing known as an arraignment. Most defendants — more than 90% — plead guilty rather than go to trial. If a defendant pleads guilty in return for the government agreeing to drop certain charges or to recommend a lenient sentence, the agreement often is called a "plea bargain." If the defendant pleads guilty, the judge may
williamdunne: impose a sentence at that time, but more commonly will schedule a hearing to determine the sentence at a later date. In most felony cases the judge waits for the results of a presentence report, prepared by the court's probation office, before imposing sentence. If the defendant pleads not guilty, the judge will proceed to schedule a trial."
ascii_lander stopped in $hotel for a bit to recharge air supply before returning to the surface
ascii_lander finally ran into old soviet goodiez in mega-junkstore that ben_vulpes found
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Trinary computer in luggage?
ascii_lander: they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: disposable craputer in luggage
BingoBoingo: Ah, trinary wasn't available at shop for trading?
ascii_lander: and the cobblestone streets, the non-synthetic food, …, ,,, - like time machine to childhood.
ascii_lander: and the weapons-grade chixxorz
BingoBoingo: !b 2 ✂︎
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mircea_popescu: so apparently fucking php 5.4 will simply ignore ANY settings that direct it to stfu about "Strict" warnings
mircea_popescu: just like that
mircea_popescu: you can put whatever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want it, bitch will be filling a file somewhere.
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104806 << how we know what this was ?? ☝︎
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williamdunne: cron deleting the file? Sucks that you have to though
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [20:57] http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/ << fluffypony anything to this ? << ugh another website with broken pagedown dynamics
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mircea_popescu: williamdunne ill tear it apart before i put in cron jobs like that
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why are you not using the legacy php?
mircea_popescu: because new server ? dunno.
mircea_popescu: "because nobody gives a shit about php until something breaks"
ben_vulpes: this, btw, is why i ops with docker. excellent control of versions of everything.
ben_vulpes: falls over horribly with weapons grade stuff like 40g of blockchain, but bitcoin fucks everything up anyways.
mircea_popescu: i dunno that i could be bothered to replace whm with docker
ben_vulpes: hm i think you'd want to run whm *in* docker
ben_vulpes: that way you don't have the "lol installed cpanel server is useless for anything else until os reinstalled" prazlem
ben_vulpes: for some value of useless.
ben_vulpes: "WHM turns your dedicated or virtual private server (VPS) into a scalable business opportunity." << heeeee
ben_vulpes: okay i clearly don't know what i'm talking about
ben_vulpes: this is quite the hydra
mircea_popescu: ikr?
mircea_popescu: whm is basically docker for retards.
mircea_popescu: it has the advantage that every 19 yo "sysadmin" out there can correctly reinstate backups
ben_vulpes: i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer
ascii_lander: 19yos -make- backups ?!
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: who are you again?
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander not theirsd.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mod6's 7yo girl makes backups
williamdunne: ben_vulpes: Depends how you want me to answer, I suppose
ben_vulpes: 'tisn't how this works, williamdunne.
ben_vulpes: "what is your quest?"
williamdunne: Here to learn
mircea_popescu: how can it possibly depend on what he wants lol. "i'm a boy unless really hot guy asks" ?
ascii_lander: williamdunne: what do you hope to learn ?
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Well, how I answer anyway
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: At 19 my summer job involved scanning backup tapes.
ben_vulpes: <recon_eric_> [22:40] good evening! << https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDDMHwJh3U
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williamdunne: ascii_lander: People here do interesting things, and discuss interesting things. Broad variety of things to learn
mircea_popescu: i'm gonna send php 5.4 to mod6 so he can put it on his laptop when he throws it out of window
ascii_lander: macfrisbee
williamdunne: ascii_lander: So just 'things' I suppose
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer << wait, why ?
ascii_lander: (frisbook?)
BingoBoingo: !up miaviator
ben_vulpes: isn't that a thing he claims on occasion?
ben_vulpes: only programs in sed, awk and curl?
ascii_lander: betcha he fortrans under cover of night
BingoBoingo: Don't forget SMASH, er BASH
ben_vulpes: fortran? night? herr popescu?
ascii_lander: and who knows what secret vice (snobol?)
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes yeah but what did i just say that triggered ?
BingoBoingo: Fired for fanservice http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340
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ben_vulpes: nothing in particular, just referencing the running line that i don't quite buy it.
mircea_popescu: haha win
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes hey, i enjoy derping with stuff just as much as the next bloke
mircea_popescu: but then again, i also just pass the phone to girlie to extract number and write it down rather than go without dinner.
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> Fired for fanservice http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340 << baww video no workie
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BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric
BingoBoingo: So which fine gentleman would like to qntra up the conference?
ben_vulpes: my notes stop at the end of friday
BingoBoingo: Sounds reasonabru
ben_vulpes: saturday and sunday night chats ran until four and they sent me up with the not-empty wine bottles
BingoBoingo: There's also that river yall out walked
ben_vulpes: notrly a river
ben_vulpes: more of a historical puddle
ben_vulpes: but hey it gave stan the opportunity to remind us all of how much he loves puzzles...
ben_vulpes: subject of which
ben_vulpes: |||\
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [23:13] wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << i halfway expect to see a bunch of US teens showing up and derping into L2 to get access to MP's insurance policy
BingoBoingo: Eh, if they de-Herp their derp fast enough maybe some can be thrown tot he newsmines.
mircea_popescu: lmao
williamdunne: L2, and insurance policy?
ascii_lander: waiwut?
BingoBoingo: *to the
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: you really must break out of the jail and glider your way here - valhalla.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke BingoBoingo!
ben_vulpes: glider or walker
ascii_lander: glidergun.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I was actually kind of sad to discover GAW almost, but didn't quite mange to sue me. I would have loved to attempt taking their money instead. Could accellerated growth of te rocket fuel fund
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: what makes you think he had any
recon_eric: BingoBoingo: not sure there was much money to take... a collapsing ponzi isn't the wealthiest of entities
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://www.clarin.com/extrashow/teatro/Carla_Peterson-Venus_en_la_piel_0_1341466141.html << seen it?
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ascii_lander: http://www.conwaylife.com/w/images/b/b6/Gosperglidergun.gif
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ascii_lander: ^ it
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: If anti-SLAPP could have been pushed through early enough could have at least become a priority creditor.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes nope
ascii_lander: ^ yes, same bill gosper as 'hashlife'
mircea_popescu: the paint only thing tho turned out a total disappointment.
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Still, what would I have had to lose with my total astounding lack of assets?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes get an idea : the only time bare cunt was exposed at the bdsm club de buenos ayres was when i bid slave take off panties. otherwise, NEVER. not ever. they will suck cock, but wear the fucing things like lives depend on it.
mircea_popescu: so, no, don't expect an argentinian to honestly nudity.
ascii_lander: what do we learn next? that the pheasants are immune to bullet, or, if immobilized physically, turn out to be made of rubber and run on alarm clock spring ?
ascii_lander points out that everything -he- has so far has the fortune to touch, turned out to be wholly genuine and exquisitely so
mircea_popescu: you don't know where to look.
ascii_lander suspects he knows where, but lacks the mine clearance skills
ben_vulpes: also, he's looking for real things, and of the classes with which he's familiar.