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mircea_popescu: omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it!
mircea_popescu: we find from a commenter : TheyFit have developed 95 different sizes of custom fit condom [and] hope to revolutionise the industry.
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ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mthreat sorry to've missed you, boss!
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:13] omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it! << lol he calls this partying
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:30] fancy that, bespoke condoms are thin << ftfy
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chetty: Powdered Alcohol ...ketamin sounds a better choice actually
adlai: well, uh, some of my guests are pretty big guys
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davout: mod6 ben_vulpes asciilifeform, in case you're interested, imma head out to the meat market
jurov: lol "that tastes weird" "ofc, that cheapskate" *gulp* *gulp*
assbot: Barometru de criza : Doar 20% dintre romani ar refuza sa se dezbrace la interviul de angajare! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... (
http://bit.ly/1yL4zmt )
mircea_popescu: "if you had to strip for your hiring interview, would you ?"
mircea_popescu: fucking internet, made everyone think himself invulnerable and important.
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mod6: eh, not so bad i gather. we did stay up very late again though. heheh
mod6: hola mircea_popescu!
mircea_popescu: so what, 3% of the people who know you would recommed you ? such win.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander the original point was, "if you want malware hosting, talk to x".
mircea_popescu: whether the dc is selling it or just gifting it away...
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: almost every dc on planet3 'gifts' l0l
mod6: ascii_lander: me too, getting packed now...
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 07:58:52; ben_vulpes: sorry boss you transmitted something in cleartext
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 08:03:05; ben_vulpes: upon consideration too similar to personal hustle for comfort
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander well, depends how the chick looks i guess.
ascii_lander pictured being asked to disrobe at interview, and having puzzled look 'is this… sparta?!'
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 08:08:43; ben_vulpes: WHAT LOG
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander fun fact : spart/a is how you say broken, such as for instance a broken butt ring in romanian. so it would be... ahem... sparta.
mircea_popescu: "Rocket Lab is redefining how we access space. Powered by our brand new Rutherford motor; small, fast and agile"
mircea_popescu: "Rutherford adopts an entirely new electric propulsion cycle, using electric motors to drive its turbopumps, and is the first oxygen/hydrocarbon engine to use 3D printing for all primary components."
mircea_popescu: lmao what kabuki. "3d printing reproduces spot welds!11"
mircea_popescu: to combad the serious stlal problems that arise from where you need thrust to pump the gas yo uneed for thrust.
mircea_popescu: Electron is a two stage vehicle that uses Rocket Lab’s Rutherford liquid engine on both stages.
mircea_popescu: dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS
mircea_popescu: ftr, that WOULD be truely revolutionary, i never heard of it.
mircea_popescu: "hey i hyave an idea, let's make a rocket powered taenia!
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ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: space-themed scams are quite inevitable - green pastures mostly
mircea_popescu: " Long and short is I am used to more reginal publications where a story typically runs the day after."
mircea_popescu: and the idiots that credited the derps just because the derps existed are now left with the shame.
mircea_popescu: oldest thing in bitcoin, this. from blazedout's wood scam to tat's neobee thing to pirate supporters, worst fucking thing you can do is entertain idiots.
mircea_popescu: "And it seems to me that part of the problem is that the bitcoin community is full of some very passionate and inherently mistrusting people."
ascii_lander: l0l are they posting from the biodiesel pot yet ?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: what happened to '1 shot, 1 kill,' l0l
ascii_lander: '32 individuals have been shot and at least four killed.'
mircea_popescu: this is very instructive of the stupidity of journalists. they use windows, for one thing, but that perhaps is not their option. what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. what his results in is, trying to do interviews with garza, and what THAT results in is
http://dpaste.com/3SN7HCS.txt mod6: heh 'spray and pray'
mircea_popescu: that poor unfortunate schmuck Michael Casey ended up having to write five pages of prose
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: They tend to get better was the warm season goes on.
mircea_popescu: just to try and get the ducks lined in a row to where he can wriote more prose to salvage his previous prose to where it's a 0 level.
mircea_popescu: in short, he has written > 10k words to try to get back to zero.
mircea_popescu: had he spent 1/10 of that effort ot get a key and get in the wot, he'd be above zero now.
mircea_popescu: and the discussion of how that "is really epsilon" is not germane : epsilon STILL is above zero, as epsilony as it may be.
mircea_popescu: but no, because windows is a symptom, not a cause. the sort of improductive idiots that do one, do all.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander more concerning is, "at least 14 injured". out of 32 individuals shot, 14 injured ? what is this, a team marksmanship ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: …what IS their option however is to derp on linkedin rather than here. << zey are oonly foollowing oorderz (TM)
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> "shot three times through his imaginary limb" << haha
mod6: ok gentlemen. all set.
mod6: I'm gonna head down to the lobby. Might venture out for a quick bite/coffee & shopping trip if anyone else wants to join me.
mod6: ascii_lander: sounds good. I'll wait in the lobby. :]
mod6: We haven't been there yet, we'll check it out. Thanks!
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 16:26:32; funkenstein_: from bainokur
ascii_lander: mod6: getting dressed, will appear soon, hungry
assbot: Logged on 19-04-2015 18:58:32; danielpbarron: The idea: We want to participate in pull request review, but we don't really understand the codebase well enough.
assbot: Logged on 30-07-2014 02:02:25; *: asciilifeform was once offered ~1k usd by employer to take ketamine, somehow never got around to it
mircea_popescu: it was the rage at some point, back when the current best fucks were best jailbait.
mircea_popescu: omfg holy shit three days of logs within a cup of coffee ?!
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander mod6 davout : btw i'll be dropping by hotel in about an hour, if you folk happen to be around.
mthreat: my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'"
mircea_popescu: “This wedding cost me an absolute fortune so I decided I’d try and save a few bucks by buying the powdered stuff instead of champagne, it’s supposed to be almost impossible to tell the difference if you add it to sparkling water,” explained Montello during an interview with Wunderground.
mircea_popescu: seriously, "mineral water" ? the us doesn't even have mineral water, it's stuck importing san pelegrino
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> [15:17] How are the hangovers down there? << we're not really drinking that much. talking, though...
mircea_popescu: yeah, didn't get one. just slightly mellow morning after feel
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [15:46] dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS << but nooooooo the nozzle doesn't count as part of the ennnnginnnnne
ben_vulpes: we totally optimized, too - just for not spending any money on engineering
ben_vulpes: "A static cloud mining contract is a depreciating asset by definition" << lookie! people are beginning to understand how the w0rld werkz
ben_vulpes: maybe someday dear michael casey will wrap his head around the fact that if it has zero representation in la serenissima it has zero legs, cannot walk, and everyone is quietly laughing at his interview with the bloody-stumped amputee runner
ben_vulpes: but hey maybe since the scamrate's up btc will crack 5k by nob
ben_vulpes: although we'd need another fractional reserve for that amirite
ben_vulpes: <mthreat> [16:36] my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'" << leesen deevih eets piiliiite teu prnewns yr freeeends nims de whey de went dem prnewnsed
davout: ben_vulpes is obviously pretty jealous
davout: not everyone gets to light stars in the chicks eyes just by saying where you're from :D
davout: anyway, i'm gonna head out to the airport in a few minutes
davout: yeah, i can wait fifteen minutes if needed, but with my plane at five i think it's pretty reasonable to leave the hotel around 2~2:30
davout: ben_vulpes: you still in bed?
davout: mircea_popescu: i left my extra cash with mike_c
davout: ;;isup www.therealbitcoin.org
gribble: www.therealbitcoin.org is down
davout: i wanted to derp around with the foundation's tarball in the plane
davout: not sure where i got that URRL
davout: (url pronounced à la française bien sur)
davout: so what i want to get is 0.5.3.1-RELEASE amirite
davout: i'll probably just read the code for a bit
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davout: ok, heading off, laterz all
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trinque: I suppose miaviator thanks the door when someone gets it for him.
williamdunne: trinque: That may make more sense, I assumed he thought Mircea was the bot
miaviator: "+miaviator was voiced (+v) by @assbot"
miaviator: I was thanking the bot for the voice.
williamdunne: "21:40:53 - mircea_popescu: !up miaviator" - the bot has to be called by someone else first
miaviator: That's the missing line. Thanks mircea_popescu
miaviator: williamdunne: Right, like that scam would show up somewhere he doesn't control.
miaviator: If he can't ban people he doesn't show.
mircea_popescu: he is on linkedin, neh ? total egyptian scammer mug, 500 connections 11 recommendations
miaviator: He's been doxed pretty well over on bitcointalk.
mircea_popescu: poor girl incidentally. i mean getting scammed for like, money, is one thing. women get scammed all the time for their time. kinda worse.
miaviator: mircea_popescu: She was one of the first employees, reviewed and wrote his emails, talked about selling premined coins to buy a house etc. she is not collateral damage in this.
mircea_popescu: miaviator female loyalty to the dude fucking her doth not stain the woman in my eyes.
williamdunne: !rate fluffypony 3 Points out stupidity, and promotes what matters while maintaining his humanity
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yeah - we had these "xenophobic attacks" in 2008
williamdunne: !verify assbot:williamdunne.rate.fluffypony.3:737e3efbaf8422f6eb95d355d3b2b0c645c48e8fc914dbbb8380d5b1cce3b63d
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for fluffypony with note: Points out stupidity, and promotes what matters while maintaining his humanity
fluffypony: it's basically the yokel locals going "therr takin' urr jerbs"
fluffypony: it's the South African version of that South Park episode
mircea_popescu: fluffypony doesn't seem there's any stable solution for it other than concentration camps for one side or the other.
fluffypony: yeah, the 2008 stuff escalated a bit, the po po stepped up their visible policing activity in the affected areas, and it dissipated
fluffypony: easy, the 5th person is missing an arm, so he only counts as 4.8
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miaviator: Oh Klein, the attorney, yeah that guy quit after a few weeks.
BingoBoingo: Cause that Capuano fellow seems a bit... slow...
miaviator: BingoBoingo: LOL, let me tell him you said that.
BingoBoingo: Just his aggressive inability to locate people who offer their real names online.
BingoBoingo: Not exactly a person worth of a "World's Greatest Detective" mug on his desk.
miaviator: BingoBoingo: One sec you can tell him yourself.
recon_eric_: I heard there was good conversation in these parts
mircea_popescu: so basically this is what, the conference of people who're sorry about being involved with the garza fellow originally ?
miaviator: Just honorable mentions in an article with a nude pic in it.
mircea_popescu: get in the wot, best thing you can do for your btc profile.
recon_eric_: I've said it once and I'll say it again, my only regret is blindly trusting a guy I've known 15+ years. Any of my other mistakes directly tie to that first one.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: dude i dunno, one look at that linkedin profile pic and it's like "o hello luxor center for businessmen".
recon_eric_: That pic was taken at a christmas party :) but thanks for the compliment? I think?
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com luxor center for businessmen
trinque: "even allow your customers to play games while they wait on hold" << goddamn, that's innovation.
BingoBoingo wonders if Stuart Fraser is going to wander in
recon_eric_: Now that would be some shit, wouldn't it ?
BingoBoingo: I mean he's the derp who provided access to money in the first place. Lord knows local ISP wasn't seeding this thing.
mircea_popescu: maybe putin could name statham as his action figure/ambassador to b-a
recon_eric_: If you read up on BCT, you'll see that's exactly the case :)
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BingoBoingo: It happens. You've got to flail wildly before you can sink in the pool.
BingoBoingo: So how long ago did you too jump off of the Ship?
BingoBoingo: Now you to have lawyered up and stuff? Planned for crossing the southern border in case the feds come?
recon_eric: I've lawyered up, but no plans of crossing the border
adlai: "It was my intention to make poor choices"?
recon_eric: yeah, he's not the most proficient with the english language
adlai ain't never heard of anglophones not using no negatives
BingoBoingo: I'm actually kind of disappointing the amateur sleuthing didn't get you to which of of all three people with the same first/last name combo as myself to serve the papers to. It's been a while since I've toyed with civil law.
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: From the email thread in the trilema post.
BingoBoingo: Apparently there was an effort to see if serving papers would even be possibru.
recon_eric: Ah, that. One of my fantastically shitty roles at the company was "digging up info" when asked to. I could care less if Josh was able to sink his teeth in or not
BingoBoingo: I would have loved to have had occasion to take his teeth for a necklace.
miaviator: Why hire a PI when you could google............
recon_eric: Finding people is not my job. It was something I was told to do by a sociopathic paranoid criminal.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Josh Garza is well above googling usernames for himself.
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: If you were a bit more enthusiastic maybe while he still had money I could have taken it in an anti-SLAPP case.
recon_eric: primarily boundary security, infrastructure
mircea_popescu: recon_eric and you're willing to move on to googling ?!
mircea_popescu: i gotta remember this trick. next time i meet a sql expert ima send him to do my shopping.
recon_eric: I was "sold" on "amazing things are coming" just like everyone on Hashtalk. Not my favorite decision, but one I'll never make again.
recon_eric: Remember, I also grew up with the guy. And when we were kids, he wasn't breaking the law (that I knew of)... So I trusted him.
mircea_popescu: recon_eric there are ways to evaluate these things. you don't actually have the binary choice of "never again" forced like that.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo btw the treefort chick never did come back did she
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Most kids aren't cool enough to test the law.
mircea_popescu: wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ?
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Yeah, computer misuse act or something like that
mircea_popescu: "crimes against friend computer act of dystopian future"
BingoBoingo: Vague worthless bulshit like "Disorderly Conduct"
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: What do you mean "not a real law"?
BingoBoingo: Grand Theft Auto, real law has solid conditions to trigger its invocation. Disorderly conduct, FU vague, not a law.
trinque: mircea_popescu | wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << employee of ours is a felon for sending an email in high school; vague laws work just fine
williamdunne: BingoBoingo: Pretty sure than in many cases being vague just gives them the ability to prosecute more cases
mircea_popescu: especially with the very settle-minded general public.
williamdunne: More than 90% of cases settle without going to court
BingoBoingo: What happens then they succeed though? Weev goes from joking about Jooz to joining the Aryan nation.
williamdunne: "The defendant enters a plea to the charges brought by the U.S. attorney at a hearing known as an arraignment. Most defendants — more than 90% — plead guilty rather than go to trial. If a defendant pleads guilty in return for the government agreeing to drop certain charges or to recommend a lenient sentence, the agreement often is called a "plea bargain." If the defendant pleads guilty, the judge may
williamdunne: impose a sentence at that time, but more commonly will schedule a hearing to determine the sentence at a later date. In most felony cases the judge waits for the results of a presentence report, prepared by the court's probation office, before imposing sentence. If the defendant pleads not guilty, the judge will proceed to schedule a trial."
ascii_lander stopped in $hotel for a bit to recharge air supply before returning to the surface
ascii_lander finally ran into old soviet goodiez in mega-junkstore that ben_vulpes found
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Trinary computer in luggage?
ascii_lander: they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc
BingoBoingo: Ah, trinary wasn't available at shop for trading?
ascii_lander: and the cobblestone streets, the non-synthetic food, …, ,,, - like time machine to childhood.
mircea_popescu: so apparently fucking php 5.4 will simply ignore ANY settings that direct it to stfu about "Strict" warnings
mircea_popescu: you can put whatever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want it, bitch will be filling a file somewhere.
williamdunne: cron deleting the file? Sucks that you have to though
mircea_popescu: williamdunne ill tear it apart before i put in cron jobs like that
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why are you not using the legacy php?
mircea_popescu: "because nobody gives a shit about php until something breaks"
ben_vulpes: this, btw, is why i ops with docker. excellent control of versions of everything.
ben_vulpes: falls over horribly with weapons grade stuff like 40g of blockchain, but bitcoin fucks everything up anyways.
mircea_popescu: i dunno that i could be bothered to replace whm with docker
ben_vulpes: hm i think you'd want to run whm *in* docker
ben_vulpes: that way you don't have the "lol installed cpanel server is useless for anything else until os reinstalled" prazlem
ben_vulpes: "WHM turns your dedicated or virtual private server (VPS) into a scalable business opportunity." << heeeee
ben_vulpes: okay i clearly don't know what i'm talking about
mircea_popescu: it has the advantage that every 19 yo "sysadmin" out there can correctly reinstate backups
ben_vulpes: i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mod6's 7yo girl makes backups
williamdunne: ben_vulpes: Depends how you want me to answer, I suppose
mircea_popescu: how can it possibly depend on what he wants lol. "i'm a boy unless really hot guy asks" ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: At 19 my summer job involved scanning backup tapes.
williamdunne: ascii_lander: People here do interesting things, and discuss interesting things. Broad variety of things to learn
mircea_popescu: i'm gonna send php 5.4 to mod6 so he can put it on his laptop when he throws it out of window
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer << wait, why ?
ben_vulpes: isn't that a thing he claims on occasion?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes yeah but what did i just say that triggered ?
ben_vulpes: nothing in particular, just referencing the running line that i don't quite buy it.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes hey, i enjoy derping with stuff just as much as the next bloke
mircea_popescu: but then again, i also just pass the phone to girlie to extract number and write it down rather than go without dinner.
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BingoBoingo: So which fine gentleman would like to qntra up the conference?
ben_vulpes: saturday and sunday night chats ran until four and they sent me up with the not-empty wine bottles
ben_vulpes: but hey it gave stan the opportunity to remind us all of how much he loves puzzles...
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [23:13] wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << i halfway expect to see a bunch of US teens showing up and derping into L2 to get access to MP's insurance policy
BingoBoingo: Eh, if they de-Herp their derp fast enough maybe some can be thrown tot he newsmines.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: you really must break out of the jail and glider your way here - valhalla.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I was actually kind of sad to discover GAW almost, but didn't quite mange to sue me. I would have loved to attempt taking their money instead. Could accellerated growth of te rocket fuel fund
recon_eric: BingoBoingo: not sure there was much money to take... a collapsing ponzi isn't the wealthiest of entities
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: If anti-SLAPP could have been pushed through early enough could have at least become a priority creditor.
mircea_popescu: the paint only thing tho turned out a total disappointment.
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Still, what would I have had to lose with my total astounding lack of assets?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes get an idea : the only time bare cunt was exposed at the bdsm club de buenos ayres was when i bid slave take off panties. otherwise, NEVER. not ever. they will suck cock, but wear the fucing things like lives depend on it.
mircea_popescu: so, no, don't expect an argentinian to honestly nudity.
ascii_lander: what do we learn next? that the pheasants are immune to bullet, or, if immobilized physically, turn out to be made of rubber and run on alarm clock spring ?
ascii_lander points out that everything -he- has so far has the fortune to touch, turned out to be wholly genuine and exquisitely so
ascii_lander suspects he knows where, but lacks the mine clearance skills
ben_vulpes: also, he's looking for real things, and of the classes with which he's familiar.