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feedbot: http://qntra.net/2019/05/hamplanet-health-minister-in-belgium-still-morbidly-obese-nearly-five-years-in-responsibilities-keep-expanding/ << Qntra -- Hamplanet Health Minister In Belgium Still Morbidly Obese Nearly Five Years In, Resp...ties Keep Expanding
mp_en_viaje: fucking cold snap in yurp, brrr.
mp_en_viaje: it's like 8 here. i had to cut my belgrade stay, wtf may! i r disappoint!
diana_coman: about 14 degrees here in suddenly-sunny england, lolz; tbf at 6am there were only 8-9 but that's ...refreshing at that hour.
mp_en_viaje: it's still maybe 10.
diana_coman: well, spring, unpredictable.
mp_en_viaje: seems insane for may. even in the snowy north im from.
diana_coman: cluj is snowy north? ahahaha
mp_en_viaje: meanwhile in good news, found something from alf kindergarten magazine : https://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/alienvisitor/8087483/1139655929/54524507-2305147513037713-891195809725415424-n.jpg
mp_en_viaje: diana_coman, well ? no olive trees / figs grow there yes ? that's the criteria.
diana_coman: no penguins, arctic foxes and northern lights there either, according to the other-side criteria
diana_coman: ahahah "giant of fun, adventure and science"
mp_en_viaje: ikr
feedbot: http://trilema.com/2019/rastko-nemanja-and-things-like-that-somewhat/ << Trilema -- Rastko Nemanja and things like that (somewhat)
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: lol, cluj is on same parallel as asciilifeform's homeworld. what 'snowy north' . ☟︎
BingoBoingo thought http://trilema.com/2013/fire-in-alabama-lets-make-the-most-of-it/ is the cannon shot, but is the cannon seat.
BingoBoingo: lobbes: Seems auction bot has run away and stayed away
PeterL: so how does the auction work if auctionbot disappears? Wasn't it supposed to be ending about now?
asciilifeform: PeterL: i expect we'll find out, when lobbes resets the bot, whether it handles this case correctly
mp_en_viaje: http://btcbase.org/log/2019-05-07#1911614 << haters, one and all! ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2019-05-07 14:37 asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: lol, cluj is on same parallel as asciilifeform's homeworld. what 'snowy north' .
asciilifeform: lol
mp_en_viaje: BingoBoingo, holy hell, you born librarian you. pretty sure that's it!
PeterL: asciilifeform: what would haldling correctly look like? it just declares the last bid it saw as the winner, or extend the auction based on the time it missed?
asciilifeform: imho oughta extend. otherwise vulnerable to some pretty ugly strange (say, there's just 1 lowball bid, and then fleanode drops the bot until end, etc)
asciilifeform: mp_en_viaje: iirc you had a much older alabama piece, with moar photo of same item, also
mp_en_viaje: possibru
asciilifeform: in other lulz, microshit w10 nao ships with optional 'linux kernel'.
asciilifeform: dunno why this took 20yrs from the famous 'embrace & extinguish' leaked memo, but there it is.
asciilifeform: !!up lobbes_field
deedbot: lobbes_field voiced for 30 minutes.
lobbes_field: Ty asciilifeform
lobbes_field: Sry about auctionbot downtime. I shoulda checked before I left for the mines. Will bring back online tonight
lobbes_field: Data is safe, auctions and bids preserved
lobbes_field: As for extending, it seems that the bot went down with 12 hours left, so I could easily extend it another 12
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo ^ plox to comment
lobbes_field: In either case will not charge BingoBoingo the traditional fees for this auction due to all the derpage
lobbes_field: *I will not charge (this pjhone "keyboard" is truly maddening)
lobbes_field bbl
BingoBoingo: !Qlater tell lobbes Another 24 hours is probably better than 12.
BingoBoingo: Give everyone around the clock a chance to bid
BingoBoingo: mp_en_viaje: I could have swore seeing a picture from the same angle on a trilema post somewhere.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> imho oughta extend. otherwise vulnerable to some pretty ugly strange (say, there's just 1 lowball bid, and then fleanode drops the bot until end, etc) << Also there's the 90's Ebay factor. People counting on doing bidding during the final stretch.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: aha
BingoBoingo: We got 360 degree of globe to cover in light of http://trilema.com/2013/two-examples-of-irc-misuse-with-ample-commentary/#selection-215.0-221.104
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in speshul heathen lulz, https://archive.is/wMhh2
feedbot: http://thetarpit.org/posts/y05/08e-mangalia.html << The Tar Pit -- Mangalia
feedbot: http://qntra.net/2019/05/portuguese-national-flying-mirage-jet-downed-in-libya-by-general-haftars-forces/ << Qntra -- Portuguese National Flying Mirage Jet Downed In Libya By General Haftar's Forces
BingoBoingo: ^ For the burden of keeping fighter jets file
mp_en_viaje: spyked, chock-full. though it's unclear to me how you reason re "having beaches", and in any case the fucking of eastern girls was more the 90s than the 70s. ☟︎
mp_en_viaje: nobody fucked anybody in the 70s.
asciilifeform: 'в СССР секса нет!'(tm)(r)
mp_en_viaje: quite so.
mp_en_viaje: it's easy to play along and pretend, "oh, there's all these people getting their dick sucked nowadays, it's almost as if mine's sucked too", electron-cloud sorta reasoning.
mp_en_viaje: nevertheless, large objects are discrete, no quantum mechanics applies. as a factual matter, ~nobody had any fucking sex until we came around and taught teens to shave the bush etc, late 80s.
mp_en_viaje: there ~was~ some ongoing bestiality previously, engaged mostly dressed, with the light off and the eyes closed -- in any perspective a shameful act.
asciilifeform: iirc ancient egypt was into shaving, iirc
asciilifeform: possibly elsewhere ditto
asciilifeform: or wat, it still 'aint sex' unless under blue led lamp, in suspension swing made of purest 1060 aluminum ?
BingoBoingo: Welcome back auctionbot
lobbes: !Xview 1047
lobbes: ah whoops, need to voice it. one sec
lobbes: !Xview 1047
auctionbot: Buy order # 1047: 500 WFF, WU esta bien Opening: 154mn ecu Leading Bid: 106mn ecu Ending: 2019-05-08 11:56:28.887251 UTC (24 hours 18 mins)
lobbes: BingoBoingo extended 24hrs ^^
lobbes: sorry again for teh inconvenience
BingoBoingo: tyvm
BingoBoingo: !Qlater tell pete_dushenski Contravex doesn't seem to be loading normally
lobbes: hm, lemme get the lobbesbot back
BingoBoingo: Ah, I forgot you split the bots