gribble: Current Blocks: 331897 | Current Difficulty: 4.03000303278914E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 332639 | Next Difficulty In: 742 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 7 hours, 22 minutes, and 36 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 39110846881.8 | Estimated Percent Change: -2.95083
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42300 @ 0.00035 = 14.805 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: <fivezerotwo> now I am going to ddos targets I actually give a fuck about. but don't worry, you can have you fun with bitbet afterwards with the same qntra/trilema-down flood
kakobrekla: idk i thought they work in groups at mcdonalds
mike_c: happy thanksgiving foreigners.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 98200 @ 0.00035 = 34.37 BTC [+]
mike_c: turkey was good, especially since i didn't have to cook it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 987 @ 0.00122 = 1.2041 BTC [-] {7}
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: The cranberry sauce as is traditional retained the shape of the can. Not the best part of the holiday, but the best that cranberry sauce can be
BingoBoingo: Google Image's best picture of the item in question
BingoBoingo: It tastes sweet. More so than the sweet potatoes which get baked with marshmallows
ben_vulpes: poor guy has nothing to do and so derps in public when the forum's out
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: It's all about the stuffing. Stuffing is always better than the Turkey. This year picked up an extra pound and a half of hearts to go in it.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: actually its all about not doing anything
BingoBoingo: Well, not enough come with the Turkey on its own. But yes the day is about eating, napping, eating again.
ben_vulpes: well i shopped for the wine but thats mostly because nobody else can be trusted with that
BingoBoingo would rather be white in Feguson that anywhere near the mall tomorrow
mircea_popescu: <mike_c> turkey was good, especially since i didn't have to cook it. << best turkey.
TomServo: ben_vulpes: thanks for the debug.log tip
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77510 @ 0.0003492 = 27.0665 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65800 @ 0.00034848 = 22.93 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: jurov: That take on Black Friday isn't that far off. I once worked a Black Friday in a mall.
ben_vulpes: charity shit, car shit, fifteen seconds of football, three minutes of football lifestyle crap
ben_vulpes: dads not even throwing their kids rather just elevatoring the pupae up and down in a mockery of the act
BingoBoingo: Bob Costas is still better than fucking Joe Buck.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I watch the sport and even I've conceded to refering to it as Handegg when addressing an international audience
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35733 @ 0.00034788 = 12.4308 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo remembers Bob Costas covering the Winter Olympics with his eye herpes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20058 @ 0.0003436 = 6.8919 BTC [-] {2}
mats_cd03: 17:43:31 <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42300 @ 0.00030027 = 12.7014 BTC [-] << whoever's dumping shares can't possibly be running a profit ... the mystery continues
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59142 @ 0.00034 = 20.1083 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Nah. Too few groin injuries, too much brain damage. Completely different fan behavior.
cazalla: how about cricket? aussie cricketer died yesterday as a result of a cricket match 2 days prior
nubbins`: so i made two batches of kimchi yesterday
thestringpuller: it's all fun and games until you start spending what you can't afford
nubbins`: dub it's a two-step process. (1) brine a bunch of napa cabbage (2) mix it w/ spices, fish sauce, sugar, etc and ferment
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Is this still the sewer thing?
decimation: nubbins`: I think we discussed korean kimchi 'fridges' awhile ago
nubbins`: i finally got around to making some
nubbins`: only been fermenting for 24h but pretty good already
nubbins`: it does indeed smell and look like shit
nubbins`: p has been complaining whenever i open the container to peek
nubbins`: and very, very, very, very, very tasty when cooked
kakobrekla: anyway cant tell from the pic, is it still breathing or not ?
BingoBoingo: Fuck your superfood shit. You know what's a read superfood? Lard. Much energy to mass ratio.
nubbins`: i'm gonna let it ferment for another 3 or 4 days before transferring it to the fridge
nubbins`: you need it real sour for good stews
assbot: Logged on 18-11-2014 02:51:49; decimation: any building in korea where kimchi is made has a permanent 'stank'
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: That's what the flintstones are for.
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 368.64, Best ask: 369.19, Bid-ask spread: 0.55000, Last trade: 369.19, 24 hour volume: 5607.98693706, 24 hour low: 366.37, 24 hour high: 375.33, 24 hour vwap: 370.927626636
Vexual: Kimchi is such good umami
Vexual: got the recipie now, give thanks
nubbins`: i used daikon which is technically not the same as what the koreans use
Vexual: wee you playing wow in the kitchen?
Vexual: those koreans love world of warcraft until they dont eat
punkman: nubbins`: does regular cabbage work?
nubbins`: you can get napa cabbage anywhere
nubbins`: some places call it "chinese cabbage"
nubbins`: well. i mean, you can pickle and ferment anything, but i doubt regular cabbage would be any good
punkman: I don't think I've seen it here
punkman: I think I saw bok choi in a supermarket recently
punkman: guess that might do the trick
BingoBoingo suspicious naturally of amateur attempts to ferment plant matter
nubbins`: i know what good kimchi smells and tastes like
punkman: now how do I make fish sauce
nubbins`: it's this cheap, pungent, thin brown liquid
nubbins`: it's like 1200mg sodium per tsp
assbot: How Fish Sauce Is Made: A Visit With a Fish Sauce Maker in Sa Chau, Vietnam — Maker Tour | The Kitchn ... (
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Vexual: I can't believe you don't have an asian grocer; they're ubiquitous here
punkman: there's one that sells to hotels/restaurants, doesn't have fresh produce though
punkman: but I think I might find some of the good cabbage now that I look at it again
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50000 @ 0.00034241 = 17.1205 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo likes the approach he observes locally where the hajis sell substances of vice because revenue
mats_cd03: I'm giving up my remaining vices - TV and pot - as my thanksgiving resolution
punkman: what you gonna do without any vices
mats_cd03: learn asm and c until my brain melts
BingoBoingo: What the fuck is a thanksgiving resolution. Thanksgiving is the holiday where you embrace your vices!
mats_cd03: and some sysadmin skills to relieve the mind fuck
BingoBoingo: mats_cd03: What ever happened to food coma and not giving a fuck?
Vexual: yeah, what are you gonna do with all the money?
BingoBoingo has yet to stop alternating cycle of sleeping and gorging himself on a mixture of corbread and chicken hearts
BingoBoingo: mats_cd03: So the procedure for that is you but up a bid and see who bites.
BingoBoingo: If no one bites you go to more and more desperate venues
BingoBoingo: This is how buttcoins went from 10 BTC to less than a tenth of a BTC
mats_cd03: i suspect the price will remain low for another year as the waterfall continues
BingoBoingo: Buttcoin price can only go lower unless you have some sort of urgent marketing need
mats_cd03: im bored and i want to leave boston
BingoBoingo still awaits the avains to depose lizard hitler in favor of Hawk Hitler
mats_cd03: now ill have moar time to brush up on my mandarin and spanish
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.1 = 2.6 BTC [+]
Vexual: how are you gonna brush up without tv?
mats_cd03: dunno if ill ever try to be fully literate in chinese though...doesn't seem worth it...i can live with verbal mastery of mandarin and cantonese
mats_cd03: i was thinking pimsleur mp3s but that's a good point
BingoBoingo: Chinese is like english, soft, squishy... Mastery is very elusive
BingoBoingo: And not because the language is hard, but because the way the language has been twisted are so stupid.
mats_cd03: i can understand mandarin at a sixth grade level and generally fill in the gaps with educated guesses
mats_cd03: the tricky part is speaking it, i often sub in canto words by abusing tones and i don't realize im doing it
BingoBoingo: I mean can you find a single Texan capable of speaking the Queen's English?
BingoBoingo: Or a Queen capable of speaking Shakespeare's English?
mats_cd03: i ought to have taken some linguistics courses in univ
mats_cd03: and on that subject, can anyone recommend a good primer for IPA?
BingoBoingo: Any Vocal music textbook that doesn't suck a bag of dicks should be fine
mats_cd03: i don't know shit about music either
mats_cd03: i think ill get to that when im retired, though...
mats_cd03: i wonder if im the youngest asset-er
mats_cd03: assbot's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her
BingoBoingo: Wait, just because assbot has an ass you assume girl???
BingoBoingo: For Srs though there's people who pop in here who have yet to finish High school
mats_cd03: i refer to all bots in the feminine
mats_cd03: they're smarter than me, remember everything, and i have persistent nightmares one will kill me someday
BingoBoingo assumes inevitable death regarless of bot attitude, because the avians will eventually depose the reptilians
BingoBoingo predicts that even if crocasaurus defeats Anne Hathaway more avians will come motivated by vengance.
BingoBoingo about to return to food coma, will be pretty disappoint if this whole bitcoin thing was a Turkey induced halucination
BingoBoingo: Then again if it was a turkey induced halucination Bitcoin wouldn't exist and I could learn C to become Satoshi.
BingoBoingo dunno how he feels about contracting Lou Gehrig's disease...
mats_cd03: watch out for gavin in the second iteration
BingoBoingo: I'll make sure commits from names begining in g lead to memory leaks
BingoBoingo: Maybe I'll look for a signature curve less vulnerable to brute force and MORE vulnerable to shitty random nonces.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48130 @ 0.00034 = 16.3642 BTC [-]
punkman: $10k for the RGB LED version
assbot: Logged on 27-11-2014 23:46:41; mircea_popescu: adlai: you don't need every transaction << you're an expert now ?
adlai: although it does seem that there's a difference between what section 7 says and automatically faster blockchain *downloads*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56700 @ 0.00034218 = 19.4016 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00034218 = 4.0719 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79100 @ 0.00034 = 26.894 BTC [-]
cazalla: BingoBoingo dunno how he feels about contracting Lou Gehrig's disease... <<< that's your guess eh
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77850 @ 0.00034 = 26.469 BTC [-]
fluffypony: we all thought you'd been kidnapped by aethero
davout: fluffypony: of course i'm alive!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25098 @ 0.00034 = 8.5333 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69650 @ 0.00034 = 23.681 BTC [-]
cazalla: 1hr:25m into this 4hr australian senate hearing, they have no clue of what is coming
cazalla: armageddon or whatever the fuck you want to call it
cazalla: please be mindful that i am drinking :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45600 @ 0.00034 = 15.504 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72884 @ 0.00034188 = 24.9176 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59850 @ 0.00034077 = 20.3951 BTC [-]
gribble: thickasthieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 33 minutes, and 52 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> but you da boss
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80185 @ 0.00034017 = 27.2765 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48900 @ 0.00034335 = 16.7898 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49360 @ 0.00034375 = 16.9675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 47 @ 0.05 = 2.35 BTC [-]
adlai wonders what happened to neobee employees
adlai: "He is also in possession of personal bitcoins of two employees (~50 bitcoins)" how do things go this far wrong?
adlai: and by "cover" I mean contact somebody from skrill and get a response that doesn't fit in 140 characters
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36700 @ 0.00034386 = 12.6197 BTC [+]
gribble: log.bitcoin-assets.com is down
gribble: log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 66900 @ 0.00034 = 22.746 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: i wonder if it walks like as well << now we know how slovenia makes its politicians. people just take walking, talking shits.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Fuck your superfood shit. You know what's a read superfood? Lard. Much energy to mass ratio. << every cockroach's favorite food, too.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ever seen someone toss a baby vertically and catch it?
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: well. i mean, you can pickle and ferment anything, but i doubt regular cabbage would be any good <<< are you fucking kidding me ? regular cabbage, without none of this fish sauce crap, is THE THING.
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03: imma buy some buttcoins << a man with a plan.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla dude this ratpoison business is making join/part swarm literally 300% worse. just turn it off, it ain't worth it.
mircea_popescu: not like we want the sort of noobs it filters out anyways.
davout: that some kind of ddoser honeypot?
mircea_popescu: i mean i'm tempted to ban ll and psychouroboros just so i don't have to watch three lines per hour or w/e.
mircea_popescu: scam ddos, it does nothing by itself, it just hopes and prays maybe someone gives a shit so that the "countermeasures" actually do some damage.
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03: the tricky part is speaking it, i often sub in canto words by abusing tones and i don't realize im doing it << dude's got some problems i can scarcely imagine.
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03: i wonder if im the youngest asset-er << how old are you ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12100 @ 0.00034386 = 4.1607 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: adlai: "He is also in possession of personal bitcoins of two employees (~50 bitcoins)" how do things go this far wrong? << it's called "shut up and take my money". aka, people are uncannily inept.
adlai: mircea_popescu: but this is a level beyond, this is "I'll pay you to work for me. Here, you see this bill in my wallet? It's yours already, I promise!"
mircea_popescu: people are just doing what they're used to, and then they're surprised when it doesn't work. it didn't work before, either, but hey, still in denial about that part.
adlai: true, at least danny b doesn't execute shareholders without due process
mircea_popescu: (you see this money in "your" 401k in my wallet ? it's yours i promise!)
decimation: works the same way with the FDIC and us banks
decimation: heh. in that case germany 'tried' to actually take the 'bill' from the 'wallet', turns out they couldn't and just gave up
mircea_popescu: so it works EXACTLY the same, they're just doing what they're used to
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58000 @ 0.00034 = 19.72 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: except bitcoin makes it plainly obvious in its stupidity.
adlai: we'll see how things work out for germany in a decade. who knows, maybe all that gold being bought on the open market will pay off nicely for germany by the time they receive it
mircea_popescu: you srsly just went "we'll see how it goes for employees, maybe 50 btc in danny's wallet is a great thing for them" ?
mircea_popescu: decimation here's the thing with scammers, in bitcoin or otherwise : to the chump, a "claim" is worth as much as it can be pretended into being worth. and so, to chump-germany or to random tardstalk "investor", it is actually better to credit the scammer ("oh, they'll repay eventually) than to enforce the loss.
mircea_popescu: in the entire history of that fucking thing, there's like, one case where the "i'll pay a little sometime when i can" thing blew up, and that was when mpoe-pr prosecuted harnett's "bank
mircea_popescu: other than that, germany is always happy to think that a claim, no matter how unlikely, to "its gold" is more valuable to it than blowing the scam open.
mircea_popescu: and so the scammers of all stripes and colors, under the high patronage of the united states government, keep doing great business.
mircea_popescu: "market discipline" being you know, just this boogaboo to scare argentina with
mircea_popescu: that's pretty young. i thought we had a coupla teens tho.
mircea_popescu: still, been in teh army and can speak chinese by 22 ? you're way ahead of teh curve.
mats_cd03: i wonder how much credibility i just lost giving that info up
gribble: Error: "isdown" is not a valid command.
empyex: FabianB: Proxies: mpex.biz mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.co mpex.coinbr.com Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91
empyex: FabianB: MPEx-Status: mpex.bz (5107 milliseconds), mpex.co (5110 milliseconds), mpex.biz (5151 milliseconds), mpex.ws (5248 milliseconds), mpex.coinbr.com (5462 milliseconds)
empyex: FabianB: Health-Indicators: Homepage: √ MK Depth JSON: √ VWAP JSON: √
FabianB: not down but very slow it seems
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86000 @ 0.00034 = 29.24 BTC [-]
empyex: mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.bz mpex.co mpex.biz mpex.ws mpex.coinbr.com Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91
empyex: mircea_popescu: MPEx-Status: mpex.ws (63 milliseconds), mpex.biz (109 milliseconds), mpex.co (110 milliseconds), mpex.bz (116 milliseconds), mpex.coinbr.com (461 milliseconds)
empyex: mircea_popescu: Health-Indicators: Homepage: √ MK Depth JSON: √ VWAP JSON: √
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 223050 @ 0.00035811 = 79.8764 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00035117 = 4.214 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00034873 = 5.231 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1032 @ 0.00124984 = 1.2898 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49300 @ 0.00035591 = 17.5464 BTC [+]
gribble: ben_vulpes was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 hour, 32 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <ben_vulpes> yeah. puh-the-tic
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11754 @ 0.0003593 = 4.2232 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53853 @ 0.00036004 = 19.3892 BTC [+] {2}
adlai: mircea_popescu: maybe less braindamaged with the unspoken assumption spelled out: that some nontrivial amount of the gold returned to germany etc must first be bought on the open market, since it might not exist in any vault right now
adlai: at least, not in the vault where we'd expect
adlai: bank runs don't suck so hard if you were first in line
gribble: Error: Problem retrieving latest block data.
adlai: no comment on when and how many shelley and her editors bought
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1002 @ 0.00124981 = 1.2523 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31250 @ 0.00036083 = 11.2759 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42650 @ 0.0003633 = 15.4947 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: who knew the usg'd bought so much MPOE :p
adlai: usg buys S.MPOE to hedge against bond failure
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1050 @ 0.001243 = 1.3052 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: it's like the proposition that there's an open market in police work. no, there isn't, not for as long as an agent steals any of it that it feels like and torches the efforts of anyone else.
adlai: well, I imagine factories that need physical gold for actual use have some way of obtaining it from the entities that are holding gold for whatever "speculative" use
adlai: it might not be the most open market, but I doubt that's to the detriment of the interest in question
mircea_popescu: adlai those are mostly in india, and they have a huge problem keeping supplies up
mircea_popescu: notwithstanding actual gold use is 1% or less of the metal in circulation, and usually less than production.
adlai: which side? (or both?)
adlai: right, gold is way overvalued as an industrial resource
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1900 @ 0.001243 = 2.3617 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3500 @ 0.00124992 = 4.3747 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2174 @ 0.00124998 = 2.7175 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53450 @ 0.00035756 = 19.1116 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1250 @ 0.001243 = 1.5538 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00035472 = 4.0438 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59859 @ 0.00034903 = 20.8926 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4000 @ 0.00124999 = 5 BTC [+]
mod6: thestringpuller: thx!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54600 @ 0.00035962 = 19.6353 BTC [+]
mthreat: The Rescuers was one of my favorite movies...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35300 @ 0.00036064 = 12.7306 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: all things considered, i would say this is a reasonable summary of the business acumen of your average argentinian.
mircea_popescu: they'd make great soviet bureaucrats, if only there existed a soviet soyuz for them to run into the ground.
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 376.38, Best ask: 377.28, Bid-ask spread: 0.90000, Last trade: 376.37, 24 hour volume: 13721.17625149, 24 hour low: 358.0, 24 hour high: 381.34, 24 hour vwap: 369.740141101
xanthyos: it's been up today 2%, picked up .7627 right before
ben_vulpes: i'm actually just checking the robustness of my new bouncer setup, xanthyos
xanthyos: i got an android tablet. do you know of any safe wallets for android os?
ben_vulpes: i'm not even aware that "android" is secure.
xanthyos: yeah the whole way apps are installed is so foreign
ben_vulpes: p. trivial to catch a virus on android.
ben_vulpes: get a shitty old computer, wipe it, put debian on it and keep it isolated from the internet.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47300 @ 0.00036599 = 17.3113 BTC [+]
xanthyos: airgapped old machine w/open bsd
xanthyos: or openbsd bootable flashdrive
xanthyos: i find that offensive, not the sex but the fact that they're pug owners
assbot: /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash is truly an amazing invention. Thank you all for the feedback!
undata: ben_vulpes: good afternoon
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 377.61, Best ask: 378.29, Bid-ask spread: 0.68000, Last trade: 378.29, 24 hour volume: 13781.18923688, 24 hour low: 358.0, 24 hour high: 381.34, 24 hour vwap: 369.788481519
cazalla: adlai, plus given the social media raping of western union the other day, moneybookers preempting it happening to them.. look at us, we're pro bitcoin, really!
adlai: cazalla: did anything happen from that? the twitter "conversation" is pretty thin
cazalla: adlai, nothing, it's just marketing