assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 1 @ 0.0142 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.428 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.28999 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 7 @ 0.010098 = 0.0707 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 11 @ 0.428 = 4.708 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+] 
 kakobrekla: could beat mtgox execution speed in some cases though
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.42101 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 2 @ 0.411002 = 0.822 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 3 @ 0.41001 = 1.23 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.41 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 5 @ 0.400001 = 2 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2899 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.0985 = 0.197 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.0985 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00108 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 10 @ 0.00107 = 0.0107 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 189 @ 0.00107 = 0.2022 BTC [-] 
 [\]: asicminer is paying dividends I hear
 dub: I only got the fucking satoshis
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 38 @ 0.00286 = 0.1087 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 15 @ 0.00285 = 0.0428 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 71 @ 0.00282 = 0.2002 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 12 @ 0.00281 = 0.0337 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2899 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 32 @ 0.010098 = 0.3231 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 10 @ 0.010099 = 0.101 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 227 @ 0.003289 = 0.7466 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.003322 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 464 @ 0.003322 = 1.5414 BTC [+] 
 gribble: I have not seen mircea_popsecu.
 gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 hours, 43 minutes, and 27 seconds ago: <mircea_popescu> 27% spread noob
 grubles: ;;later tell mircea_popescu hey id like to ask you some questions about my mpex account, thanks.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 1 @ 0.0142 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.10478 = 0.2096 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21493 @ 0.00068748 = 14.776 BTC [+] 
 taub: are you a bassline junkie?
 joecool: how much you want to sell it for
 KRS-1: so this is the new high
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 116.00011, Best ask: 116.48899, Bid-ask spread: 0.48888, Last trade: 116.48900, 24 hour volume: 175921.25091255, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 137.46000, 24 hour vwap: 118.66396
 Chaang-Noi: i just hope we dont ever go under 50 again
 Chaang-Noi: but im pretty sure we will see double digits again
 Chaang-Noi: this bubble bull seems over, maybe not but seems we got to wait a while for the next huge run up
 Chaang-Noi: i think we will slowly trend down for a while until we find stable
 Chaang-Noi: have no idea what that is, and i might not be right
 Chaang-Noi: i just hope that finnish guy send me that 100k usd for the 134$ price muhahahah
 jcpham: scammer tags are tossed around on the forums like they mean something
 Chaang-Noi: ill still have a thread. the point was to have him prove he is a "player"
 Chaang-Noi: i honestly thought he would turn me down but he said he will do it
 Chaang-Noi: he is either a troll or just fucking crazy, or high
 jcpham: i watched 2 people report each other to admins over bullshit in a thread today like it meant something
 Chaang-Noi: if he is a troll we will find out soon enough
 Chaang-Noi: i wont report to an admin, ill just make a thread
 jcpham: i'll make a thread too
 Chaang-Noi: i just want to prove that he is a troll, or i get 100kusd
 jcpham: it will be my first one
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23001 BTC [-] 
 grubles: just wondering but how are people trading with you still goat
 Chaang-Noi: dont you know how bankls and btc works?
 grubles: after all the pirate and tygrr stuff and whatnot
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 12 @ 0.23 = 2.76 BTC [-] 
 Chaang-Noi: lol im not pirate, and paid in fuill all my insured shit
 grubles: you never gave pirate the id info for your ppt peeps right?
 jcpham: that's how i feel about the forum in 3 words
 Chaang-Noi: no one has made a scammers thread aginst me but some nefario perv who did it cuz i said nefario was a scammer, but after a week he apoligized and took it down
 jcpham: that's what i mean forum scammer tags don't mean shit
 Chaang-Noi: grubles one i never had it, and even if i did, i would need the concent of the people before i passed that info on
 grubles: the forum in general doesnt mean shit
 jcpham: we'd have fucked it all up by now
 mircea_popescu: grubles pumping pirate was something everyone except me did.
 Chaang-Noi: anyway that finish guy claims to have sent me 100k usd with no escrow
 grubles: pumping in what way exactly?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2896 BTC [-] 
 Chaang-Noi: well people were saying i was helping pirate but i was really helping theymos, he asked for me to do it, to help his glbse stock price
 dub: cee pee in the blockchain news dropped yet?
 grubles: like penis pumping or what??
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8188 @ 0.00068748 = 5.6291 BTC [+] 
 jcpham: i was there in the btcst thread with Chaang-Noi
 Chaang-Noi: yes dub its just links right? who cares :/
 jcpham: theymos asked for an invite and no one referred him
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23001 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 16 @ 0.23 = 3.68 BTC [-] 
 dub: Chaang-Noi: fox is gonna care
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 1.29 = 7.74 BTC [+] 
 Chaang-Noi: jcpham i refured theymos, pirate just did not accept fast enough
 jcpham: so should've referred theymos
 jcpham: he didn't trust theymos then
 grubles: referred theymos for what?
 jcpham: because he responded pretty fast
 Chaang-Noi: jcpham theymos asked me to refur him, i did, then theymos did not want to wait and asked for the ppt so i did
 Chaang-Noi: yeah theymos asked me to get him a btcst account
 dub: was expecting greatness
 Chaang-Noi: theymos wanted to pump his glbse stock and get dividends
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.40002 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.400001 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.400001 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 2 @ 0.400001 = 0.8 BTC [-] 
 mircea_popescu: i still have the logs of the -onepercent doods getting all hot under their collar about it lol.
 Chaang-Noi: then it went sideways and theymos did not do the right thing
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 3 @ 0.400001 = 1.2 BTC [-] 
 mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi o, you did right ? it's just theymos' fault is all.
 grubles: are you still after pirate legally Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
 Chaang-Noi: but theymos did not do what was right in all of this.
 grubles: i heard you had a "contract"
 Chaang-Noi: grubles after the SEC come in my lawyer said to wait
 mircea_popescu: i like this guy, he has the mentality of an asian prostitute.
 jcpham: i got all sorts of logs and "contracts"
 jcpham: i think pirate's irc nick was a team of people now
 jcpham: irc was a team if you ask me
 jcpham: not just a single person
 jcpham: don't think so based on your hours
 grubles: jcpham, what makes you think it was more than one peep?
 Chaang-Noi: tehy asked me to be one but i never responded.
 jcpham: weird times i'd message him
 grubles: Chaang-Noi, why not you dingus
 jcpham: but especially towards the end
 Chaang-Noi: grubles the SEC siad the ppt might not be safe, lol
 grubles: 4 in the morning or something?
 grubles: well shit ive been up way past that
 Chaang-Noi: so why go in and tell them something so they can arrest my ass? lol
 Chaang-Noi: even so im not a big fan of govt regulation
 grubles: and tx is only an hour or two behind est
 jcpham: mircea_popescu send -pr in here to talk shit
 jcpham: i think i'll spot it she talk long enough
 grubles: Chaang-Noi, why would they arrest you
 grubles: i still think -pr is actually mircea
 Chaang-Noi: they said ppt operaters might get some shit for doing that,
 dub: some of the time it is
 mircea_popescu: dub problem is different people can tell different bits.
 Chaang-Noi: grubles they wont arrest me but they might try to take my fiat
 Chaang-Noi: honestly even so im not sure i would ahve talked to the SEC, im nota big fan of govt regulation
 Chaang-Noi: and also it would ahve got nefario and theymos involved and well at the time did not think that was a good idea
 grubles: i thought you had 50,000 bitcoins invested with pirate
 grubles: i remember you boasting about it
 jcpham: Chaang-Noi you converted to a trust?
 Chaang-Noi: but anyway even if i did the SEC thing and they did not fuck with me, think i would get anything back?
 Chaang-Noi: i would have been a trust account if we got that far
 jcpham: i never felt comfortable with other people's money
 KRS-1: so I'm seeing a falling wedge which indicates an overall rising price
 jcpham: disclosure: i had funds of three toher people in-and-out
 grubles: at the very least you could help send pirate to prison and/or help him get the shit fined out of him
 Chaang-Noi: well i told people where it was going and they knew the rules, that is why no one called me a scammer
 jcpham: it's funny how downstream the lending went
 jcpham: magical interest from defaltionary coins
 Chaang-Noi: pirate will get his once things calm down and the sec goes away, there are many many people after his ass...
 KRS-1: which is a reversal..
 grubles: am i the only fucking person doing anything about this
 Chaang-Noi: no there are other witnesses working with the sec now
 dub: hrm smaller AM div this week
 jcpham: what would you like for me to do grubles
 jcpham: call the sec about the 300principal, 1300 interest coins or so i lost
 jcpham: that i gave to someone else and believe existed
 dub: mircea_popescu: yeah, more hashing too
 dub: 0.00735415 this week
 Chaang-Noi: thing is im not so sure priate has much of anything left
 Chaang-Noi: my effort is trying to get my coins from mt gox from bitcoinica
 jcpham: i don't care now i just want to kill him or hurt him
 jcpham: money doesn't matter anymore
 Chaang-Noi: there are a lot of rich bitcoiners now who want to hurt pirate
 jcpham: a lot of people should die
 Chaang-Noi: im pretty sure one of them will do something sooner or alter
 grubles: the dipshit doesnt realize i hosted btclending.com back in the day
 jborkl: AM kept 2000 back for reinvestment upcoming
 Chaang-Noi: but really pirate knows that, he much be a scarred pussy right now
 mircea_popescu: "i'm sure someone else will put the work in sooner or later"
 jcpham: if i see him i'll shoot at him
 grubles: ive spoken with numerous guberment peeps
 grubles: specifically the collins county DA's office
 jcpham: i'll shoot him in the foot for you then grubles
 Chaang-Noi: grubles any of the govt people going to do anything?
 jcpham: they can catch him limping
 jborkl: yes.from what i understand next batch is funded
 jcpham: or one of those rabbit traps with a carrot
 grubles: lol dude you know itd be stupid for me to condone that shit in words on the gd internet
 jcpham: i'd never advocate violence
 jcpham: unless stole a lot of money from me by lying to me
 grubles: i know but some people are stupid
 Chaang-Noi: 15th is still on track says firedcat, fucking awesome
 jborkl: massive USB stick miner release and upcoming orders i am guessing
 grubles: 12-13k eventually over time
 Chaang-Noi: i lost my money with pirate but i did not lend more than i could lose, i realize how silly it was and well, lesson learned
 Chaang-Noi: he is only about the 20th person who has scammed me
 grubles: i probably withdrew way more than 1k over the course of btcst
 jcpham: principal is all that existed
 Chaang-Noi: grubles then if you took more than you got in the govt can take that from you
 grubles: and that was back in $2 days
 grubles: if i took more than i got?
 jcpham: i've walked away from because the only real money was on the blockchain
 Chaang-Noi: if you make 1200 and lost 1000 the govt can and will take that 200 from you
 jcpham: like all those paypal buys grubles
 jcpham: i should be pissed at you
 jcpham: for selling me nothing
 Chaang-Noi: <grubles> i probably withdrew way more than 1k over the course of btcst
 jcpham: like when i'd buy coins from your account
 jcpham: and they'd get transferred to my
 Chaang-Noi: he took out more than he put in, and he is telling that to the govt, facepalm
 grubles: yeah facepalm im being honest
 Chaang-Noi: are you willing to give that extra to the govt?
 jcpham: the principal and what existed on the blockchain is all that ever be proven
 jcpham: anything else is imaginary pirate math
 Chaang-Noi: grubles do what you want but if pirate gets charged they will then go after people like you who made money on this and try to get it back, they did it to madoff
 jcpham: you can see if you made money or not
 jcpham: it's on the blockchain
 mircea_popescu: methinks grubles didn't think this whole thing through
 jcpham: deposit address/withdrawal addres
 jcpham: subtract the difference
 mircea_popescu: if you deposited 1k, withdrew 1.15k and consider yourself a victim
 grubles: trust me ive got it covered
 Chaang-Noi: clawback, that is the word i was looking for
 jcpham: i moved on because of that
 grubles: obv this shit is complicated
 jcpham: according to the blockchain i lost
 Chaang-Noi: see people whgo lost money can sue you grubles for the money you made in civil court
 grubles: ok so what is considered "lost money"
 mircea_popescu: "A pupil shall be permitted to participate in sex-segregated school programs, and activities, and facilities, including athletic teams and competitions, and use facilities consistent with his or her gender identity, irrespective of the gender listed on the pupils records."
 jcpham: my definition is anything depostid not returned
 Chaang-Noi: i thin this is why the govt is having such a hard time, cuz the govt wants to charge everyone involved (or take their money) so no one is helping them
 mircea_popescu: dude back in my day i didn't have to claim i feel like a girl to hang out in the girls' locker room.
 grubles: "the govt" as in who exactly
 jcpham: funds went in via blockchain
 grubles: the SEC is only concerned with bullshit investment opportunities
 jcpham: they left via blockchain
 jcpham: so they care about promised interest
 grubles: as soon as pirate started attracting investors he started pissing in the wind
 Chaang-Noi: the SEC i think is being used to gather info, who will then p[ass it along to fbi and what not
 Chaang-Noi: they even told me that when they wanted me to be a witness
 jcpham: my talks with pirate were about keeping coins off the market
 grubles: p. moustakis, head attorney, submits info to a committee which then reviews it
 jcpham: purposefully raising the price
 Chaang-Noi: grubles if you are claiming the sec never shares info with the fbi and other departments, i lulz at you
 grubles: oh i dunno if they do or not
 jcpham: a still think any entity that can keep coins off of exchanges in an organized fashion is winning
 jcpham: hedge fund/pirate fund/ whatever
 grubles: pirate spoke about a 'client' that fucked him over
 grubles: id like to know who that person it
 mircea_popescu: i think few people realise that the main brake to btc adoption is simply that people are too stupid.
 mircea_popescu: well... if a hundred million people didn't include ninetynine million and change idiots, maybe. as it is... nowai.
 Chaang-Noi: grubles might it be that other ponzi umm wtf was it called...
 Chaang-Noi: grubles did you ever hear of that other ponzi?
 Chaang-Noi: pirates wife talked about it on twater
 Chaang-Noi: PS. I really get high every time I taste good water. Even yesterday EuroTrash though I was drunk (I wasn't).
 jcpham: grubles i've interacted with a lot of bitcoiners as have you guys
 mircea_popescu: "I have the actual ability to keep Bitcoin network and bitcoin price up indefinitely long"
 jcpham: it's hard to imagine pirateat40 had some client
 jcpham: we haven't found out about yet
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.428 BTC [+] 
 Chaang-Noi: this might play well for selling silver in finland
 Chaang-Noi: well i think he might really be trying to be respected and be a playing, but everyone is laughing at him
 Chaang-Noi: im not so sure he knows what he is doing
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2879 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00068748 = 5.053 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 17 @ 1.2879 = 21.8943 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 10 @ 1.288 = 12.88 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 10 @ 1.288 = 12.88 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi i wonder if he now makes some posts going "O here I am the REAL rpietilla this other guy stole my identity
 Chaang-Noi: i wonder if people go to findland and no one is there
 Chaang-Noi: some people said something about emails as well
 dub: asking for confirmation of acceptance to the product changes
 dub: yes, or if you ignore the email
 Chaang-Noi: so much for them sending extra to make up for it
 mircea_popescu: which i find a little silly, i dunno wtf these people think they;ll do with the judgements.
 Chaang-Noi: ill lol after the make this asll, then say we are getting sued cant ship.. then they mine and keep all btcs
 dub: you either agree to accept the new terms and receive altered product
 dub: I assume this is to avoid gettign sued
 Chaang-Noi: can they force give you a refund like a year after you buy something?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.27 = 2.54 BTC [-] 
 Chaang-Noi: dub did they say when they would ship the bigger units?
 dub: "Shipping of our BitForce SC ASIC miners has begun! "
 inhies: but that probably doesnt count for the bitbet on the july date
 inhies: since apparently we're basing the specs on the cancelled jalapeno specs?
 Chaang-Noi: "The Block Erupter USB sticks passed all the tests and we are about to produce them in quantity."
 Chaang-Noi: but they will sell, and make my ass rich
 inhies: mircea_popescu: the july bet was made 1 month 2 weeks ago (15-03-2013)
 dub: inhies: todays email is the first notification I've had from BFL about power usage changes
 Chaang-Noi: i need more hookers and blow, i only have enough cash for thenext 20 years
 mircea_popescu: inhies rthey hadn't changed their spec midmarch yet had they ?
 damientrog: life is so boring without silk roads now
 Chaang-Noi: im not going to have drugs sent to thailand, hahaha
 Chaang-Noi: i wont lie, life is over all pretty damn good
 inhies: mircea_popescu: im just referring to that thread where the specs that are used are apparently from 2012
 inhies: for a cancelled product
 inhies: they arent shipping jalalpenos
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 34 @ 0.0142 = 0.4828 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: dub lol basically bfl has found the way to prevent being humiliated by nondelivery bets : create spec confusion.
 Chaang-Noi: how did that difficulty 10 million bet work out?
 dub: this is at the bottom of todays email
 dub: Jalapenos Out the Door
 dub: Packaged for its adventure to a new home. Bye Jalapeno! Your owner eagerly awaits your arrival.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.10475 = 0.2095 BTC [-] 
 dub: sounds like they're shipping japaenos
 jcpham: anyone know who this is
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29 BTC [+] 
 jcpham: jonathan stacke operates this blog
 Chaang-Noi: Difficulty 10,076,293     haha it went over, wow, damn close eh
 jcpham: this name is not familiar
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.2946 = 2.5892 BTC [+] 
 inhies: i thoguth they werent making that product anymore
 inhies: but this could just be BFL being stupid woth words again, not sure
 truff1es: wouldnt it be awesome to only need 3hrs sleep
 SoulKhan: I think uberman is a bit different
 SoulKhan: isn't that 6hours and then 30minutes?
 truff1es: dunno only just found out about it
 SoulKhan: if it's something you wouldn't be able to take a 20 minute nap.. you'll never be able to sustain it
 truff1es: ok he might do the 3hrs multiple times a day
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.10474 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 9 @ 0.10475 = 0.9428 BTC [+] 
 truff1es: 10hrs half the day is gone almost
 damientrog: his secret might be also a meth addiction
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32200 @ 0.00069254 = 22.2998 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15050 @ 0.00069722 = 10.4932 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8485 @ 0.00070278 = 5.9631 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1500 @ 0.00070373 = 1.0556 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7286 @ 0.0007057 = 5.1417 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16967 @ 0.0007058 = 11.9753 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00070625 = 6.1444 BTC [+] 
 damientrog: I like a good night's rest, 8-10 hours gone, but a clear mind the rest of the day
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4109 @ 0.00070678 = 2.9042 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00070991 = 2.1652 BTC [+] 
 truff1es: some people get older and require less sleep, not me
 damientrog: well once you get used to being woken up every couple of hours
 damientrog: and I think it's when you're in your 50s or something you start to really decline in sleep
 truff1es: i could survive any situation but i wont do it with a smile
 damientrog: but I know a guy who practices microsleeps
 damientrog: literally sleeps while waiting at traffic lights for example
 truff1es: he must have a pocket protector
 damientrog: but when he does sleep at night, you really can't wake him up anymore
 damientrog: that fucker puts his alarm clock at 5 am
 truff1es: omg he's not gonna live long if he keeps that up
 damientrog: I read a book about about Fatal familial insomnia
 truff1es: i bet he'll finally give in and sleep for like 24hrs or something
 damientrog: well he does function as a manager, busting other people's balls
 damientrog: but it all seems unhealthy and kind of a bragging thing
 damientrog: I've done academia research and am a software developer. No way I will produce quality without 8 hrs sleep
 damientrog: but probably could bust people's balls 24/7
 damientrog: kinda reminds of a bet they did on TV here
 damientrog: the bet was if you could stay awake for 48hrs
 Framedragger: just spent >= 4 hours tracking a bug in an open source library (though, oh yeah i'll shine) only to learn that i should use absolute paths when invoking it. #storyofmylife
 damientrog: the guy who won cheated and admitted he took amphetamines
 truff1es: maybe with ease 5 years ago, now might have problems
 damientrog: you sleep a couple of mins without noticing
 truff1es: Framedragger thats not a bad problem to have imo
 truff1es: if u sit at a desk or couch might fall asleep sure
 Framedragger: yeah could have been worse for sure :) still.. outcome much less epic than expected :(
 damientrog: absolute paths don't sound fantastic though
 Framedragger: they don't, and there's a way around it, but i was simply testing out a library
 Framedragger: (it's python. python can find its own system path of course etc. still... arrrgh)
 damientrog: I absolutely hate the obligatory __self__ parameter in every method
 truff1es: im falling in love with python
 damientrog: it's named after Monty Python, so there
 Framedragger: i like certain metaprogramming aspects of ruby. ruby succeeds in being a more true 'wanna be lispian' kid as opposed to python
 truff1es: ruby is foreign to me, i see what python can do
 Framedragger: i'm one of those who wishes to have had a lisp background.. now i'm only trying to slowly learn on my own :)
 truff1es: python just seems so well organized
 damientrog: I really appreciate the CS uni education I had
 damientrog: we got Scheme, Lisp, Smalltalk, and bitfuck C
 Framedragger: yeah python really gets the job done for many domains. e.g. it's real good for scientific computing (numpy, plotting, speed support from C implementations of the stuff that matters etc)
 truff1es: exactly the stuff that matters in life
 damientrog: my favorite project was to extend the language that our professor made (Pico)
 Framedragger: well i'm veeery slowly getting into haskell. i'm all up for "fuck practical things, let's do category theory in programming!!11!"
 damientrog: it's a functional lisp like language with a c-like syntax
 damientrog: I plastered my walls with all the code
 Framedragger: i can only imagine. was it interpreted or actually compiled? writing compilers is a whole new level of brainfuck
 damientrog: I've got my own language on my name too :)
 damientrog: well we started a spin-off at university
 damientrog: the product was an engine that does format translations
 damientrog: e.g. from one kind of xml to another or sql
 damientrog: so you declare the semantics of you schema
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 118.46757, Best ask: 118.75851, Bid-ask spread: 0.29094, Last trade: 118.75851, 24 hour volume: 171386.05891753, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 133.74990, 24 hour vwap: 117.82079
 damientrog: so you actually explain in almost natural languages what the schemas mean
 damientrog: and translates your data to any format it understands
 Framedragger: i've seen some ruby code that attempts to do those kinds of things i think. but if you ended up implementing a parser for such a thing, then truly awesome!
 damientrog: since it needed to be implemented in a service bus and platform independent
 Framedragger: is it a published / open source project / is there a repo?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.400001 BTC [-] 
 truff1es: i was just gonna say ure gonna be easy to find heh
 damientrog: and it's a unique reference to only 1 person on this earth I think
 damientrog: at least my first name is pronouncable in English
 damientrog: that matters more than you can imagine
 Framedragger: "My research is centered around the development of a formalism for ontological commitments." - wait, ontological commitments as in analytic philosophy, or something something formal logic?
 truff1es: ure putting philosophy into executeables omg
 Framedragger: (the word 'ontological' has certain connotations for me.)
 Framedragger: kk, i'm just randomly browsing through, have work to do, but bookmarking your page
 truff1es: too advanced for me to read but pretty cool!
 damientrog: most of that shit I learned from my professor then
 truff1es: turning test not that great imo
 damientrog: main thing to learn is the difference between syntax and semantics
 truff1es: let the robots wait another 50 yrs til im dead umk
 Framedragger: alan turing basically invented the concept of modern computer and computation
 damientrog: but he was gay so we basically made his life hell for it
 Framedragger: poor guy. universal turing machine so awesome, life sucked balls
 truff1es: sexuality has no business in educational setting..
 damientrog: brilliant minds are rarely appreciated at their currenttime
 truff1es: if he's the best at it, why should it matter
 truff1es: unless he was sexing on the job
 truff1es: buttsex has been discussed in here dont worry
 ☟︎☟︎ Framedragger: social stigma in UK unavoidable at the time, etc etc
 damientrog: unless they start putting penises in the software
 dub: ur an Operating Thetan?
 damientrog: like I suspected a gay colleague to be doing
 truff1es: they could put penis in the machines
 damientrog: but then I said, but… it looks like a penis there
 damientrog: it's like being told, do you hear that squeeky noise?
 damientrog: you won't be able to get it out of your head
 Framedragger: dunno the context, but was probably hilarious + awkward
 damientrog: well we're still in touch, if I dare to express it like that
 damientrog: agaisnt me letting him redesign UI because I saw a penis in it
 truff1es: "An Operating Thetan, then, is one who can handle things without having to use a body of physical means. "
 damientrog: and telling him I wanted a UI that made me think of rainbows
 truff1es: nerds tend to be gay, he shouldnt have felt the need to design that
 damientrog: yes I have that suspicion as well, in the best research unit of uni 50% was gay
 Framedragger: eh, i consider everybody to be on a sexuality continuum, but with very varying positions nonetheless ofc. but yeah no need to bring that stuff to workplace
 truff1es: becoming gay from fear of women or lack of women?
 damientrog: I don't mind, it's kind of interesting, but sometimes a bit too much detail
 truff1es: open work environment, easier ideas flow maybe
 damientrog: if you ever go to a dark room, whatever you do, don't touch the walls
 damientrog: I don't think they clean the walls a lot
 damientrog: okay enough entertainment, gotta do some work
 truff1es: nice to know people in the know, u know
 Framedragger: yeah got updated on.. human affairs, can continue work
 damientrog: where do I dump my coins to be promised I will get some of that?
 damientrog: my worst fear is being on the toilet when DHL delivers my Avalons
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 12.4330791 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 414 satoshi per share
 Uglux: Where are my dragons.....ehh 55TH ? :(
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00071 = 4.899 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.29 = 6.45 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.2949 = 3.8847 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.295 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.295 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.299 = 2.598 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 18 @ 0.010001 = 0.18 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.299 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.10474 = 0.3142 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6411 @ 0.00071259 = 4.5684 BTC [+] 
 BitHub: not enough data, cant chart it :(
 BitHub: i want to try running mpex data through sierra charts
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00071 = 14.484 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 47 @ 0.10474 = 4.9228 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 14 @ 0.10475 = 1.4665 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00172 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 7 @ 0.10478 = 0.7335 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 10 @ 0.105 = 1.05 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 5 @ 0.00173 = 0.0087 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 85 @ 0.001749 = 0.1487 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 26 @ 0.428 = 11.128 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 20 @ 0.1064 = 2.128 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15353 @ 0.00071 = 10.9006 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 4000 @ 0.00172499 = 6.9 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.471 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.46610099 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 14 @ 0.4622 = 6.4708 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.461999 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.469 = 0.938 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.C110T] 1 @ 0.36168194 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 2 @ 0.0054 = 0.0108 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 1 @ 0.0054 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.1064 = 0.2128 BTC [+] 
 KRS-1: I'm getting emails from Mt. Cocks from Apr 25 for trades I made...its a little late.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1064 = 0.3192 BTC [+] 
 KRS-1: mtgox did not create their SSL certificate correctly. If you go to www.mtgox.com you will get a cert error.  They either did not buy a wildcard certificate or create the request using www.
 KRS-1: no cause for concern though, the certificate is still okay, you can even remove the www from your URL and the error will go away. In either case your data exchange with them will still be encrypted.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 41 @ 0.003623 = 0.1485 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 4 @ 0.01442 = 0.0577 BTC [+] 
 dub: make the next password start with a /
 dub: (and a lot longer :)
 dub: I think pirate and asicminer is a fair comparison really
 dub: we know a lot more about pirate
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 1 @ 0.014288 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 6 @ 0.0142 = 0.0852 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 9 @ 0.014 = 0.126 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00174 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 44 @ 0.001749 = 0.077 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 35 @ 0.010001 = 0.35 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1064 = 0.3192 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 40 @ 0.00301 = 0.1204 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.298 = 2.596 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.3 = 2.6 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31000003 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.3 = 6.5 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.299 = 2.598 BTC [-] 
 Chaang-Noi: sure hope that finish guy really sends me that fiat...
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27305 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27304 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.27303 = 2.5461 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.27302 = 2.546 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.273 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.269 = 6.345 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 12 @ 1.2681 = 15.2172 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.4601 BTC [-] 
 gribble: target: 127, 130, 136 | updated by OneFixt at May 1 2013, 19:37 UTC ( tips: 
http://bit.ly/YnxUM4 ) | disclaimer: 
http://bit.ly/129bYJ6 | this is not investment or trading advice | #bitcoin-analysis | 17 hours, 48 minutes, and 41 seconds ago
  gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 111.58999, Best ask: 111.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.41000, Last trade: 111.99999, 24 hour volume: 205521.58405264, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 131.00000, 24 hour vwap: 116.42585
 error4733: Bears are pretty inventive : Bear are pretty inventive
 lippoper: Zimbabwe is broke, so btc is broke
 ThickAsThieves: mt gox raided: "This topic has been moved to Trashcan. "
 error4733: bear spread FUD :) bull spread BS ! hard time
 lippoper: bulls raise prices, bears lower prices ! hard time already
 lippoper: who has a positive earning strategy.py file?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29899 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 18 @ 1.299 = 23.382 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.1 BTC [-] 
 lippoper: (9:27:03 AM) ThickAsThieves: zimbabwae thing is bs
 lippoper: (9:28:08 AM) error4733: bear spread FUD :) bull spread BS ! hard time
 lippoper: I think error4733 called ThickAsThieves a BS spreading bull
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 19 @ 1.3 = 24.7 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i am so impressed the forum will try and keep a lid on it. srsly now.
 ThickAsThieves: bitcoin sachs is the same guy that posted the zimbab thing
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00148 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.0014 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.4600001 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.46 = 4.6 BTC [-] 
 error4733: i put a warning before "bear are inventive"
 error4733: but a fking retard on bitcoin.fr put the zimbab news on front page...
 error4733: priceless ! same when a friend post on facebook a onion link on first degre haha
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5189 @ 0.00071259 = 3.6976 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5868 @ 0.00071946 = 4.2218 BTC [+] 
 b0n1: omg i think the report thing on can caused the down at the moment
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00139 BTC [-] 
 b0n1: so crazy how easy the market can be influenced
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 10 @ 0.0011 = 0.011 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27012 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 2500 @ 0.00109 = 2.725 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27011 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 242 @ 0.00108 = 0.2614 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.26209 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 20 @ 0.00108 = 0.0216 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.26207 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 227 @ 0.00107 = 0.2429 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262057 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262046 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.262011 = 2.524 BTC [-] 
 b0n1: what do you think is the reason for the current down?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.254 = 3.762 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.253 = 2.506 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 25 @ 0.010097 = 0.2524 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.252511 BTC [-] 
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 105.92701, Best ask: 106.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.07299, Last trade: 106.00000, 24 hour volume: 210750.82541399, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 130.99990, 24 hour vwap: 116.05280
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 789 @ 0.010097 = 7.9665 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 189 @ 0.010098 = 1.9085 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 4 @ 0.01023 = 0.0409 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 18 @ 0.01024 = 0.1843 BTC [+] 
 error4733: 99 please, the last one in btc history
 thestringpuller: we need more reason to buy bitcoins but everyone is fucking up everywhere lol
 gribble: Error: "goxdown" is not a valid command.
 error4733: order book can't lie :) 90 easy imo
 Chaang-Noi: so i have a back up wallet, made from satoshi client, now i installed it and i dont see my coins, but they are on the block chain, what do?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00108 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 124 @ 0.00107 = 0.1327 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 10 @ 0.00105 = 0.0105 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 39 @ 0.00101 = 0.0394 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 26 @ 0.001 = 0.026 BTC [-] 
 Chaang-Noi: kako i thought so do so i went to the consol and it wont let me
 pgp2: I definately think we will test 100 and prolly go through...  not that much coin on the bid...
 Chaang-Noi: and i typed nothing else but -rescan in consol
 pgp2: new two week low...
 gribble: There are currently 7838.7088 bitcoins demanded at or over 100.5 USD, worth 800450.060155 USD in total. | Data vintage: 106.3266 seconds
 error4733: any idea why BTC E is more expensive than mtgox ?
 mircea_popescu: #Nasdaq says it is investigating potentially erroneous trade in $WST. Looks like 1 went thru at $103.80 40 secs after open v current $65.10.
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 99.99990, Best ask: 100.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.00010, Last trade: 100.00000, 24 hour volume: 224841.25107748, 24 hour low: 100.36000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 115.23849
 gribble: There are currently 27359138 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 14657784.8124 USD in total. | Data vintage: 44.1781 seconds
 davout: haha this is for real ?
 pgp2: no real resistance until 90
 Bugpowder: That japanese cop is reading a book about wine
 assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P098T] 1000 @ 0.3659749 = 365.9749 BTC [+] 
 davout: oh, the catch is in the "ireport." part
 Scrat: By BitCoinSachs  |  Posted 2013-5-1 下午4:22
 assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P101T] 1000 @ 0.39552257 = 395.5226 BTC
 assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P104T] 716 @ 0.42595915 = 304.9868 BTC
 MJR_: FINRA has determined to cancel all trades in security West Pharmaceutical Services, Inc. (WST) at or above $69.59
 thestringpuller: Mt. Gox bitcoin exchange may be responsible for the DDoS attacks
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 96.21000, Best ask: 96.59033, Bid-ask spread: 0.38033, Last trade: 96.21000, 24 hour volume: 230568.96532113, 24 hour low: 97.00000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 114.82734
 pgp2: either it's fake and will be excellent buying oportunity or it's true and BTC will go to 30
 Scrat: it can still be fake and go to 30
 pgp2: ThickAsTheives; the ireport article
 Scrat: ireport = sea of trolls
 Scrat: take it for what it is
 mircea_popescu: [Hiring/Intern] Asset Issuer, News Information Manager, Securities Analyst
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 104.00000, Best ask: 104.93269, Bid-ask spread: 0.93269, Last trade: 104.93269, 24 hour volume: 237138.69054080, 24 hour low: 96.21000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 114.35572
 MJR_: am i missing something?
 MJR_: either the situation is exactly as is now...or it goes up
 gribble: There are currently 127125.24 bitcoins demanded at or over 50.0 USD, worth 8980307.51995 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0060 seconds
 gribble: There are currently 55216.295 bitcoins offered at or under 150.0 USD, worth 7421517.62196 USD in total. | Data vintage: 18.2228 seconds
 mircea_popescu: either it's exactly as now, or it goes up, or it goes down
 Scrat: too bad that's talking about ATMs
 jcpham: i like to apply concepts
 Scrat: banks do have central DBs. and surprise surprise they are not eventually consistent
 jcpham: but yes atms are boring
 Scrat: why did he take the article down :p
 mircea_popescu: Scrat it was more a historical look, which is accurate, and an in principle review, which also is accurate
 Scrat: I guess you can call a system like ACH eventually consistent
 jcpham: is bitcoin the national currency of zimbabwe for real?
 pgp2: megatrolled...  yes...
 lippoper: That's the new eveil main character from the new Transformers movie
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.28 BTC [+] 
 MJR_: mircea_popescu: my only point was that whether zimbabwe switches to bitcoin or not, neither outcome in my mind is "bad" news
 MJR_: so why would people sell?
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 94.00000, Best ask: 96.00000, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 94.00000, 24 hour volume: 247208.59898683, 24 hour low: 96.21000, 24 hour high: 130.60000, 24 hour vwap: 113.40334
 MJR_: also, the camwhore is amazing
 MJR_: great trader i guess
 damientrog: why does cnn whore out its name and reputation like that?
 MJR_: cnn is a whorish network
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 95.00000, Best ask: 95.18595, Bid-ask spread: 0.18595, Last trade: 95.18595, 24 hour volume: 250934.34771713, 24 hour low: 94.00000, 24 hour high: 130.55000, 24 hour vwap: 113.12523
 MJR_: you should see the clip from the boston bombing where wolf blitzer keeps saying "cnn is bringing this to you exclusively"
 MJR_: and they were wrong
 MJR_: "we are the only ones reporting this!"
 lippoper: CNN has managed to be worse than Fox
 MJR_: which is hard to do
 MJR_: now its all just a bunch of gimmicks
 MJR_: look at our touch screen panel
 MJR_: fuck that, i like journalism, read al jazeera
 damientrog: I don't live in the US, so I sometimes can't even begin to imagine what it's like
 MJR_: even russia today is better
 damientrog: last times I watched tv in states it seemed unreal to me
 damientrog: I cannot imagine being constantly in such a blizzard of shit
 MJR_: and now...sometimes i go to a site and they will say "we don't accept customers from your country"
 MJR_: :( second class citizens
 damientrog: you are not allowed to watch this video in your country
 MJR_: thank god for ssh tunnels and proxying
 MJR_: zimbabwe accepting bitcoins is about mt gox?
 MJR_: someone gave me the wrong link
 MJR_: i knew i was missing something
 mircea_popescu: aanyway. fox news actually owned on the viewer cards for the bombing.
 MJR_: fox news makes me sad
 damientrog: The movie idiocracy seems like a prophecy
 lippoper: Want some big ass fries with that?
 MJR_: yeah is idiocracy the opposite of meritocracy?
 damientrog: the reign of the stupid vs the reign of those who have proven themselves
 mircea_popescu: @nntaleb 1h If someone you never met calls you "arrogant", it means he can't find anything else. Otherwise he would have said "wrong". Heuristic #81
 damientrog: there goes my last bit of cocnentration I had
 error4733: This is bitcoin, i belive he was missing !  high: 130.00      low: 91.11   55s lag
 davout: mircea_popescu: nice management book
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27 BTC [-] 
 tk993: How much disk space would I Need on a virtual machine dedicated to all things bitcoin? 25gb enough?
 Doffx: Depends on what  operating system as well
 Doffx: windows you want to start at 25
 Doffx: That will be pleanty of space then
 mircea_popescu: tk993 the bitcoin blockchain is about 10gb atm and probably grow 10ish gb a year
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 10 @ 0.00332 = 0.0332 BTC [-] 
 imsaguy: "AMC is a business unit of VMC"
 imsaguy: great, now who the hell is VMC?
 jcpham: profit is boring 1:1 repayment
 ThickAsThieves: that furuknap guy is the same one that thinks I should run TAT.ASICMINER with no mgmt fee
 imsaguy: I can see certain instances where someone would expect someone to not take a management fee
 imsaguy: say when they get a board seat that they normally wouldn't have
 mircea_popescu: i don't see any case when anyone should do anything for free.
 imsaguy: getting the board seat is the perk, not every payment is in currency
 ThickAsThieves: board seat is arguably valuable, and i have already stated any tangible board seat benefits would be split w shareholders
 mircea_popescu: imsaguy maybe like that, tho it's always best to take a clear payment than an unclear one
 imsaguy: getting a board seat is pretty clear ;-)
 imsaguy: Not everything has an easily calculated value
 imsaguy: for example, calculate the value of girl's life.
 imsaguy: At the very least, the opportunity for insider trading
 mircea_popescu: " Roll out the Red Carpet! You received 1 reply from a celebrity! Amazing! " << this klout thing is retarded.
 mircea_popescu: imsaguy so what, not like i'm payhing anyone in girl lives.
 ThickAsThieves: total social media meta gaming to get you to social media more
 imsaguy: question for you when you're here
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 93.11000, Best ask: 94.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.89000, Last trade: 94.00000, 24 hour volume: 274284.18541062, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 129.75000, 24 hour vwap: 111.37083
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 92.00000, Best ask: 92.50000, Bid-ask spread: 0.50000, Last trade: 92.00000, 24 hour volume: 274284.18541062, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 129.75000, 24 hour vwap: 111.37083
 ThickAsThieves: then keep your eye on that mega manipulation floor at 70
 imsaguy: ThickAsThieves, the client is
 imsaguy: don't know if DT is actively at the computer
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 1.255 = 5.02 BTC [-] 
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 96.01000, Best ask: 96.21999, Bid-ask spread: 0.20999, Last trade: 96.01000, 24 hour volume: 274720.80247070, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 128.00000, 24 hour vwap: 110.65029
 mjr_1: ;;later tell pgp just testing
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.279 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.28 = 2.56 BTC [+] 
 tk993: Is there a way to view my private PGP key? Is there a reason to or is it just stored somewhere on the computer... mainly I want to make sure I exported my public key properly.
 davout: gpg -a --export-secret-key
 tk993: Header is private key block. for the other it is public key block? Are they different structures or how does it know? Or does it just know? Say for example I sent my public key and kept the headers of the private key... does that not matter because all the information is in the string of characters?
 davout: mjr_1: nothing much, chilling, having a brew, getting haxxed
 davout: using mpex in the butt, i wouldn't recommend it to friends
 mjr_1: i don't recommend it
 davout: yep, and likewise i wouldn't recommend it to friends
 mjr_1: would you allow a non-bitcoin based business to ipo on mpex?
 mjr_1: obviously they would raise bitcoins, but could convert to dollars
 mircea_popescu: mjr_1 i think ing is in a position to ask me to make any exception it wants.
 deadweasel: Use existing demo practice patients to demonstrate Canadian content/results  (TBD...Matt to decide if we want to add a Canadian patient)
 deadweasel: Add logic to display Canadian content based on the URL
 deadweasel: if demo.vetconnectplus.com display US-English content
 deadweasel: US footer, phone numbers, email addresses, numeric codes in the patient list, etc
 deadweasel: if demo.vetconnectplus.ca display CA-English content
 deadweasel: docking station switches my mouse buttons
 Framedragger: lol re: story, more media exposure for bitcoin i guess
 davout: mircea_popescu: nice tits!
 davout: mircea_popescu: is that what she said?
 mircea_popescu: there's like... new ruby 0days and whatnot, nowhere to use them
 davout: we're trying to get xavier niel to make us some colocated space in his not-yet-opened atomic-bunker data center
 davout: he's already in line to chip in for our next round :)
 mjr_1: so CNN iReport seems to be as accurate as CNN
 davout: probably the shortest successful investor pitch ever made
 imsaguy: it seems AM is finally hitting their original target hashrate
 imsaguy: now they can hit their next goal of triple the original
 mircea_popescu: imsaguy when was it originally supposed to be 12th, march ?
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 101.09942, Best ask: 102.40143, Bid-ask spread: 1.30201, Last trade: 103.15638, 24 hour volume: 286019.66613392, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 127.00987, 24 hour vwap: 109.79778
 imsaguy: mircea_popescu, to be honest, I don't remember the exact date at this point
 mircea_popescu: fucking hell with these people, everyone thinks it's funny to keep changing specs promises etc
 imsaguy: mircea_popescu: there are no means to enforcing
 imsaguy: but nobody has taken it upon themselves to try
 mjr_1: 4 and a half years for insider trading \
 imsaguy: mircea_popescu: your latest link was for a quote from a different user
 imsaguy: earlier in the thread than the one I linked to
 mircea_popescu: uya well apparently even her can't keep uo with the idiocy
 mjr_1: lol he made 72 million, got fined 4 million
 imsaguy: its like goign into a church and trying to have a conversation
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.279 BTC [-] 
 mircea_popescu: "I'm truly glad you focus on red herrings, so why don't we make this discussion about accounting instead, then?"
 imsaguy: mjr_1: he also paid 4.5 years of his life
 mircea_popescu: they keep teaching the peasants how to write, end result is the fucking internet.
 imsaguy: is 4.5 years of your life worth 68M?
 mircea_popescu: education should be either all the way or not at all. enough of this "literate but still clueless" bs.
 mjr_1: lol, and depends on "to who"
 truff1es: a human lives to 100 approx these days
 mjr_1: to me...i think i would go to jail for 4.5 years for 68 million, maybe
 davout: 4.5 of surprise butsecks? not even for 21M BTC
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 16 @ 0.1064 = 1.7024 BTC [+] 
 imsaguy: mircea_popescu: since when do you have to be fag to enjoy butsecks?
 imsaguy: because I know a bunch of girl fags
 davout: #bitcoin-anal is the place
 mircea_popescu: imsaguy true that. i enjoy butt seks all the time, in the butt wrapped around my hard cock sense of the term
 truff1es: <davout> 4.5 of surprise butsecks? not even for 21M BTC>>> its just a penis
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 101.97671, Best ask: 102.85000, Bid-ask spread: 0.87329, Last trade: 102.85000, 24 hour volume: 287472.57675907, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 109.62469
 ThickAsThieves: sounds more like, oh we kinda got caught, so lets kinda admit it
 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves first it was just a day, then a week, then a tester w/o authorisation etc
 jcpham: unauthorized getworks!
 jcpham: cause you know they weren't using stratum
 imsaguy: mircea_popescu: I give it a 5 on a 10 scale
 imsaguy: its like listening to an american pop song
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2795 BTC [+] 
 truff1es: nothing gets the point across more than calling somone an idiot
 imsaguy: you have a pool of pregenerated, but nto displayed addresses maintained by bitcoind
 mircea_popescu: is there a limit to the size of the pool that you can refill safely ?
 imsaguy: some people keep pools of thousands
 mircea_popescu: how exactly does it use the entropy or wtf does it do ?
 imsaguy: or were you banned there too?
 davout: it pregenerates the addies, so it eats entropy when you refill the pool
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3482 @ 0.00071946 = 2.5052 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 418 @ 0.00072562 = 0.3033 BTC [+] 
 davout: i usually have a 10k pool
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 21 @ 0.1064 = 2.2344 BTC [+] 
 davout: on user-facing services
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.107395 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: did you run strength analysis on the keys or any soprt of cryptographic validation ?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 4 @ 0.107397 = 0.4296 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.108999 = 0.327 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.109 = 0.218 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: my main concern is that the code is probably shit and we'll end up with weak keys towards the end
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 50 @ 0.109 = 5.45 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 8 @ 0.109996 = 0.88 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 22 @ 0.109997 = 2.4199 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 139 @ 0.109998 = 15.2897 BTC [+] 
 davout: well, i don't know the code very well, but i think the address generation part probably relies on openssl
 davout: which should behave fine
 mircea_popescu: blessfully iirc that has no secret OPENSSL_CONFIG files needed.
 imsaguy: parts are based on openssl
 imsaguy: but if you try to plug it into openssl, they fail
 davout: if we don't have a proper spec by 1.0 i'm out :-)
 davout: i'll switch to SpecCoin
 mircea_popescu: davout there's no dispute that the neckbeard collective is going away.
 Scrat: davout: it does, it never blocks and it is also seeded from /dev/urandom (which never blocks too)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.26 BTC [+] 
 davout: that would allow one to build a fully validating implementation ? nope
 davout: because "it's complicated"
 davout: because "oh, but some of openssl's bugs are now relied upon as features"
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2795 BTC [+] 
 imsaguy: FEATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Framedragger: might make sense to be curling some very long gutenberg ebook txt while generating though heh
 Scrat: /dev/urandom uses sha1, if someone can preimage sha1 at will you're in deep doodoo
 Scrat: sort of like the people who made gambling machines who used the mersenne twister
 imsaguy: whenever my entropy pool is empty, I just pipe in 0
 imsaguy: nobody would ever suspect 0 as a RNG seed.
 Scrat: preimages are hard. even on md5
 Framedragger: Scrat might be an interesting exercise heh, though yeah realistically, it's really fine
 Scrat: collisions are quadratically easier but useless for predicting future prng output
 Scrat: IANAC (iana cryptographer)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 10 @ 0.014 = 0.14 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 7 @ 0.1066 = 0.7462 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12045 @ 0.00071572 = 8.6208 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9755 @ 0.00071057 = 6.9316 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 15 @ 0.01023 = 0.1535 BTC [-] 
 mjr_1: i was just discussing password length vs stupid @ symbol instead of a schemes
 mjr_1: making passwords too difficult means i leave sticky note
 mjr_1: 2FA or 12+ characters is better
 truff1es: but still prob easy to hack if it is all lowercase right
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 3 @ 0.26 = 0.78 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31189999 BTC [+] 
 damientrog: after a shitty day friedcat made it all good by providing me with the tracking nr for my asicminer order
 damientrog: now I want to make someone else's day shitty by gloating, and it's all good
 truff1es: the day started off strong with laughter though
 damientrog: but I still need to deliver some hardcore bugfixes
 truff1es: well im almost immune from being jelly so go on
 truff1es: then deliver on what client needs ldo
 damientrog: I know it's not really a fantastic investment in terms of ROI, more a piece of bitcoin history
 truff1es: sure seems like the nerdy/geeky thing to do if u have the funds
 damientrog: or a worthless piece of shit in a couple of months
 truff1es: im sure u could rework it into something worthwhile
 truff1es: like all of those how to make your internet faster tutorials heh
 damientrog: that joy will switch to fear and panic trying get the thing working
 damientrog: sure, but it doesn't look like it will be like a usb stick you plug in
 damientrog: I'll need to mutilate a PSU to power it up
 damientrog: I prefer software, you can always undo your fuckups
 damientrog: but I'm gonna take a rest see you guys laters
 gribble: MtGox lag is 10.6201 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0212825614914 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 239 @ 0.1 = 23.9 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 250 @ 0.1 = 25 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 6 @ 0.105001 = 0.63 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 10 @ 0.105 = 1.05 BTC [-] 
 pgp2: ok...  so I've been examing the the gox depth messages...  I just watched some guy add and remove thousands of .01 BTC quotes from $1 to $3 in $0.001 price increments, creating a shitload of lag doing it - fucking bullshit - why can't gox police their own fucking exchange!
 inhies: and thats how exchanges work
 inhies: they dont need to police it
 inhies: they need to be able to handle the load
 Framedragger: yeah this is so fucking insane. it doesn't sound like blocking / restricting mircotrading is even difficult. wtf
 assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.C245T] 20 @ 0.05099501 = 1.0199 BTC
 guruvan: they should charge for that kind of thing - plenty of real world exchanges do charge for cancellation of unfilled ordres
 Framedragger: it's probably writtinen in rails all over the place, it could prob be 100 times as efficient :(
 Framedragger: also: multiple exchanges / for different kinds of tradings - gox could block micro trades, others would fill the market. supply and demand, bitch
 pgp2: yep - ECN's charge for excessive messaging
 guruvan: gox should learn from them
 Framedragger: the issue prob is that gox admins do not come from that kind of background..
 guruvan: no shit they don't - almost no one in bitcoin has come from anything other than a geek background
 guruvan: oh yes - in this channel there might be a difference - lol hang out in any of the other ones ;)
 guruvan: -assets doesn't lose it when BTC/"USD takes a shit - the freakout in other channels shows the truth
 Framedragger: part of the freakout is obvs sarcastic / intended, but yeah still
 truff1es: guruvan more circle jerking goes on itc than elsewhere too
 guruvan: yeah - thank god for that - I had to leave other chans because I'm too "offtopic"
 mod6: was kinda sick earlier this week :/
 mod6: omg and it /snowed/ again here yesterday, like wtf!?  shit is getting old!
 jcpham: he shits frozen water on you
 guruvan: hopefully you don't measure your typical snowfall in FEET like we do here mod6  (or meters)
 mod6: oh and jcpham, i did get an email about the other 1/2 of my coinabul order shipping yesterday.
 mod6: So... apparently that's happening.  Will give another update after I receive.
 jcpham: coingenuity gonna get bitchslapped
 mod6: guruvan: well, typically we get a range. its not like mountain snowfall though.  sometimes 1-2" sometimes 8-12"...
 guruvan: I don't think I'd buy from them after the troubles I've seen
 jcpham: guruvan u may be right
 jcpham: i've seen and seen and seen too
 guruvan: thank god for that mod6  - here I usually see 2-3 ft each snowfall
 truff1es: mjr_1 is that some kind of seduction ?
 guruvan: jcpham: not to mention that if he can't fill the order refunds come in fiat, not in the original paid BTC price
 mod6: jcpham: ahh, hmm. i placed my orders on the 9th.. my slv one got here pretty quick. but the gld order took until yesterday to ship apparently.
 mod6: not sure if the recent physical gld buying frenzy played a roll in that, or if it was the btc bubble pop that played a roll there. but 60 days i guess is my max limit.
 jcpham: i placed my order around $250/ per btc
 jcpham: which was some time ago
 guruvan: hmm. yeah - I think I'll buy elsewhere
 guruvan: when it's back to $25 a coin
 mod6: My silver order was /pretty/ though.
 mod6: So I was pretty happy with that.
 mod6: I usually just pay cash at a local place around here, but when it was @ $260/btc ea. I thought, wth, give these guys a shot and see what happens.
 guruvan: the BTC makes it so easy to want to do it that way - but. ...I know I certainly offer refunds to people in the currency they paid me (in the same amount as was paid)
 mod6: Yeah, if I pay in BTC, I demand to be paid back in BTC.
 mircea_popescu: The "encrypt wallet" feature in wxBitcoin and bitcoind 0.4.x before 0.4.1, and 0.5.0rc, does not properly interact with the deletion functionality of BSDDB, which allows context-dependent attackers to obtain unencrypted private keys from Bitcoin wallet files by bypassing the BSDDB interface and reading entries that are marked for deletion.
 mircea_popescu: Unspecified vulnerability in bitcoind and Bitcoin-Qt before 0.4.7rc3, 0.5.x before 0.5.6rc3, 0.6.0.x before 0.6.0.9rc1, and 0.6.x before 0.6.3rc1 allows remote attackers to cause a denial of service (process hang) via unknown behavior on a Bitcoin network.
 guruvan: mod6:  IIRC he'll refund in BTC, after converting to the now current exchange rate. :P
 mircea_popescu: The alert functionality in bitcoind and Bitcoin-Qt before 0.7.0 supports different character representations of the same signature data, but relies on a hash of this signature, which allows remote attackers to cause a denial of service (resource consumption) via a valid modified signature for a circulating alert.
 mod6: guruvan: yeah, I'm ok will refunds minus the fees, but not after a conversion to some fiat.
 mod6: I'd probably negrate for stuff like that.
 mod6: It's like, hey, if I place an order, and something fucks up: i.e. can't get delivery, order is cancelled, I'd expect full refund of BTC, perhaps minus small fee.
 mod6: But I value BTC pretty much higher than most other things that I could purchase with it, which is why I don't spend much of it.
 mod6: well, aside from the trust level.
 mod6: that's always an issue -- too many fucking scammarz.
 mod6: but if i want to pay 2.3 magical swords for your warez, and you can't deliver, I expect to get my 2.3 magical swords back.
 Framedragger: haha for echo.. sounds like a php kiddie trying to do bash scripting or sth
 Framedragger: bitcoin CVEs yeah, it's funny when folks claim there've been no vulnerabilities
 mod6: I've been crazy busy though trying to keep up with work and btc-land stuff.  I made few line changes to the vwap & depth perl scripts for bitotter last-night.  And I've been testing some changes to the trade script (bitotter.pl) for about 2 weeks, just making sure all works good before the next checkin with that.
 mod6: As far as the android app, I've been working on the encryption stuff, which has been going ok -- did a bunch of code clean out etc.
 mod6: smickles & thestringpuller signed up to help but they're too busy or w/e so I think I'm just back to on-my-own on that one.
 mod6: I'm pretty excited because I think I finally am getting some sound changes in there for the encryption piece.
 mod6: I looked through the APG and that thing is pretty awesome.  But too bad it just can't do what we need for now.  It'd be great if another droid app could just call enc() or dec(), shovel it some data and a key id and get back what you need, but it doesn't do that kidna thing yet.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29994 BTC [+] 
 mod6: So I'm on the roll-your-own type deal for now.  Still fun to work on though when I have time.
 mod6: Contracts that I'm doing now are pretty much teh sux.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29995 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.308 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3089 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.92 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1066 = 0.3198 BTC [+] 
 dub: ThickAsThieves: still buying AM?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 20 @ 0.1099 = 2.198 BTC [+] 
 mod6: mircea_popescu: that girl making .9 BTC was awesome btw lol
 mod6: o and also, many lulz I had reading that one guy from finlands "open diary" or whatever the hell it is..
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 89 @ 0.1099 = 9.7811 BTC [+] 
 jcpham: he deleted all of my comments that were troll-worthy
 jcpham: he means business about his supernode
 jcpham: so now after re-reading that thread
 jcpham: i think i understand nothing of finnish culture
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 15 @ 0.4804 = 7.206 BTC [+] 
 jcpham: language/ideas/whatever
 mod6: that guy looks like Moby
 jcpham: now that i realize he is serious i feel confused about my own ideas
 jcpham: his thread makes me feel like less of a man
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 4 @ 0.1099 = 0.4396 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: @CharlieShrem 55m WOW! 2.5% of ALL #Reddit #Gold was purchased via #Bitcoin Good work #Coinbase
 Ukto: It was mostly done months ago.
 Ukto: took 20 min to make it usable
 jamborambo: so, how low do you think BTC will go this weekend?
 Ukto: still have to enable the sorting, and categories
 Ukto: $1's for a week I hope. ;) but not likely
 pgp2: if it breaks ninety, we could see low 80's, but i think 90 will hold...  for now
 jamborambo: cool, where can you get those depth charts. are they free?
 pgp2: that is a great chart, btw - I look at it all the time
 kakobrekla: theres a bunch of charts on differenet sites
 pgp2: orkaa has some nice ones
 mod6: haha he looks insane with that silver suit on
 mircea_popescu: all he needs to do is come out as gay. kinda hoping he will for great drama.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 10 @ 0.0135 = 0.135 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 250 @ 0.1 = 25 BTC [-] 
 mod6: oh and moby apparently gave justin bieber a Casascius coin!?
 mod6: why in the world would you give a fuckwit like JB any satoshi at all?
 pgp2: here come another slew of thousands of .01 bids < $3....
 pgp2: ridiculously manipulative...
 pgp2: can't they just shut this guy off...
 gribble: MtGox lag is 73.186028 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.14666398068 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Jupiter and Callisto (0.12567 AU).
 pgp2: I have a pretty good idea of how this scam works on gox...
 pgp2: it starts with the price about to break out one way or the other
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] [PAID] 1,795.55981375 BTC to 50`000`000 shares, 3591 satoshi per share
 pgp2: the perp gets into the trend with large market order, with a limit order further out to reverse.
 pgp2: then stacks the book at the bottom to create lag, giving the impression that hugh market buy orders are coming in...
 pgp2: others jump on the band wagon only to execute against his sell order
 Framedragger: has anybody tried this kind of thing on gox? it sounds really doable
 pgp2: well it's certainly doable, but unethical
 Framedragger: one could write up a PoC and send it over to gox saying, 'look you are shit, disable this kind of activity like that: a, b, c"
 mircea_popescu: pgp2 let others fucking learn already to give up mommentum trading.
 kakobrekla: hey, if camwhores can do it i can too!
 davout: kakobrekla are your tits bigger?
 pgp2: excellent porn name
 pgp2: has a certain...  ring to it...
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.25 BTC [-] 
 pgp2: ATM will be DOA - no market for this yet...
 mircea_popescu: pgp2 there'd be a huge market, but it's not something random bloke with fiddy bux can touch
 pgp2: agreed - but this solution is too ambitious
 pgp2: much easier for wallet company to team up with a bank to allow one way conversion of bitcoin to cash.
 pgp2: with existing ATM around the world
 mircea_popescu: problem is, bitcoin entrepreneur is a geek. doth not want to go out there and get a deal closed
 mircea_popescu: wants to lock up in basement and write moar code nobody reads.
 pgp2: the implementation is is too damn complicated - will only appeal to other geeks
 Framedragger: um tbh one shouldn't link to cnn's ireport as a credible news source
 optimator: mircea_popescu: i think you're projecting... basement... lock up....
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.1099 = 0.2198 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8750 @ 0.00072562 = 6.3492 BTC [+] 
 optimator: thanks for the link to your architecture post - cool stuff
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.8801 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00172 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 50 @ 0.1099 = 5.495 BTC [+] 
 jurov: !ticker btct bitvps
 assbot: [BTCT:BITVPS] 1D: 0.001 / 0.00111 / 0.001749 (3539 shares, 3.9 BTC),  7D: 0.00072 / 0.00113 / 0.001887 (3858 shares, 4.4 BTC), 30D: 0.0002 / 0.00113 / 0.00479 (12199 shares, 13.8 BTC) 
 jurov: ;;calc 1000000*0.001749
 jurov: meh. and no dividends
 jurov: Marketing Strategy
 jurov: We are featured on multiple renown services, such as Slush's Pool and clarkmoody.
 jurov: Our main selling channel is by word of mouth from happy clients and bitcoin
 jurov: websites listing services accepting Bitcoins.
 mircea_popescu: grubles was saying they're making decent dough earlier
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 4 @ 0.233 = 0.932 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23 BTC [-] 
 Namworld: We technically turn a profit, but we bought servers to colocate. So we're in the red until all expenses are paid off.
 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller lol. im sure there's gonna be plenty of people doing it
 mircea_popescu: bitcoin is like the late roman empire, every time some dood farts there's a new god
 mircea_popescu: anyway, who said : "The goys have proven the following theorem..." as the first sentence in his math lecture ?
 thestringpuller: Usually the first sentence in my lecture has been "DO THE HOMEWORK." *400 problems assigned go on the screen*
 Namworld: All abandon the Bitcoin sinking ship!
 jurov: that's like... there was a paper about proposed quantum computer architecture
 jurov: that was supposed to compute all possible outcomes in many universes
 jurov: and if the result is not correct, destroy the local universe
 jurov: how that destroy part would be implemented, was left as "exercise to reader"
 mpexbot: thestringpuller: [21:37:49] <gribble> 107.14
 assbot: I prepared your canoe with cedar boughs.
 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00068342 / 0.00070227 / 0.00072562 (259949 shares, 182.55 BTC), 7D: 0.00064 / 0.00070794 / 0.00076528 (2430366 shares, 1,720.57 BTC), 30D: 0.00063322 / 0.00069982 / 0.00076528 (10115131 shares, 7,078.83 BTC)
 jurov: "assume an entire universe can be destroyed in O(1)"... mathematicians, ofc
 jurov: coinbr right hand gives and left hand took away (referrals paid out and monthly fees levied)
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.9199 BTC [+] 
 dub: the jurov giveth and the jurov taketh away
 Namworld: Anyone is holding lots of FTC? I'd like to short the fuck out of em.
 dub: well its offical, I am rich
 dub: lawyer just emailed, I haz new house
 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller well the obvious q is when is he getting golden unicorn server for btctalk off the donation funds
 jurov: btw, i was just asked how my llc shall be named.. and i realized i dont know
 jurov: obviously not coinbr, no such obvious connection shall be shown
 jurov: that's too long. maybe Jurov&Ass.Co
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.299999 BTC [-] 
 jurov: why pavlovian? after the dogs?
 dub: how about big balls, small balls, any sized balls, ball bearing co
 dub: Goxington Heavy Industries LLC
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.305 = 2.61 BTC [+] 
 jurov: Zhou&Gox Savings and Trust
 pgp2: Dewey, Screwem & Howe, LLP
 jurov: First Intergalactic
 jurov: hahaha... automatically eligible for mpex listing
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 20 @ 0.0017 = 0.034 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 77 @ 0.00167 = 0.1286 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 7 @ 0.003 = 0.021 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 43 @ 0.003 = 0.129 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000656 = 0.0066 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 150 @ 0.000655 = 0.0983 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000654 = 0.0065 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000652 = 0.0065 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 100 @ 0.000644 = 0.0644 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000643 = 0.0064 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 191 @ 0.000641 = 0.1224 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 40 @ 0.0029 = 0.116 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 88 @ 0.00281 = 0.2473 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 100 @ 0.002809 = 0.2809 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 50 @ 0.0028 = 0.14 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.00266 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 72 @ 0.00262 = 0.1886 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 29 @ 0.00261 = 0.0757 BTC [-] 
 Framedragger: heh mircea, your dating 4chan site is interesting :D
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 232 @ 0.01022 = 2.371 BTC [-] 
 jurov: i'll prolly use "Last Financial&Consulting LLC"
 jurov: lol First consulting LLC is taken by some bitch, just a month ago
 jamborambo: hi guys, who do you think in this room has been into crypto-currency the longest?
 jamborambo: okay, i guess that was a lame subject... i'm just bored waiting for the next fall.
 jamborambo: i have my 10 coins at $90 USD. you think ill be able to buy them at that price?
 inhies: im only here because i found coins i forgot about
 jamborambo: are there any other bitcoin IRC channels?
 jurov: and i'm only here cuz MP (to show some appreciation on this day)
 nanotube: jamborambo: a couple hundred. :P
 jurov: nanotube: gribble is on hundreds of channels?
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 105.79552, Best ask: 107.40755, Bid-ask spread: 1.61203, Last trade: 107.50000, 24 hour volume: 224799.97878543, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 106.76789
 mircea_popescu: so is rthis true ? did shtylman warn buddies so they bouight out bitcoin  ?
 nanotube: jurov: well no, gribble is only on several dozen. :)
 ThickAsThieves: and I thought he also allowed cash withdraws after halting
 mircea_popescu: people have gotten into this VERY nasty habit of pushing the truth
 ThickAsThieves: and some people here hold him in high esteem as aperson
 ThickAsThieves: coincidentally i think the BTC/USD price was like exactly what is today when he closed
 gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 108.00001, Best ask: 108.95572, Bid-ask spread: 0.95571, Last trade: 108.00001, 24 hour volume: 225231.59405501, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 106.74646
 benkay: can we give gox a reprive also?
 benkay: let them kick around in the market a bit longer
 ThickAsThieves: just get into the API and bot up a few thousand fake orders
 benkay: however it's spelled, i would like to take more advantage of them
 benkay: man also this atm crap
 benkay: would love to hear about how these people plan to comply with aml/kyc
 jurov: exactly same as cash ATM?
 gribble: (bids [--under] <pricetarget>) -- Calculate the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over <pricetarget>. If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under <pricetarget>.
 gribble: There are currently 997413.16 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.1 USD, worth 16217440.6469 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0105 seconds
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 1.92 = 3.84 BTC [+] 
 kakobrekla: >Today the registration system will be opened, and I will be able to post a list of the delegates. If they want to stay anonymous, pseudonymous or the like, I will only post what I am allowed to. I will also disclose their principals. (You know, a delegate has to file a letter of attorney for every organization (s)he represents, to be considered a legal representative. Unless (s)he just represents him/herself.)
 jcpham: please go mircea_popescu
 jcpham: invite the tiberius guy too
 mircea_popescu: or take a modelling agency along and just bother the geeks
 jcpham: find out who's for real and fake for us
 jcpham: a few minutes face to face should suffice
 mircea_popescu: "Lastly, I have found it best to ignore the arrogant MP and his supposed PR person as they think they are so much better than rest of us.  I have rarely seen him have anything positive to say about anything positive on this forum.  If it's something that is already disparaging then he/she/they/it can usually jump on the band wagon in a positive way."
 jcpham: if you arrived at my summit with a clan of ladies we'd take a break from the summit
 jurov: volodya putin has it much closer
 jurov: can prolly stage submarine accident
 mircea_popescu: you know, it'd be almost worth it to become tyrant simply to make a special reservation of "nice people"
 jurov: SPRINGFIELD, MO, – May 2, 2013 – AMC today that it has declared a special dividend of .0000001 per share for it members.
 jurov: ^^ bitfunder frontpage lulz
 jurov: accidentally dividend
 gribble: target: 100-104 | updated by OneFixt at May 2 2013, 22:15 UTC ( tips: 
http://bit.ly/YnxUM4 ) | disclaimer: 
http://bit.ly/129bYJ6 | this is not investment or trading advice | #bitcoin-analysis | 1 hour, 21 minutes, and 16 seconds ago
  ThickAsThieves: I'm interested to see how AM decides to handle this selling of USB miners
 ThickAsThieves: only practical method I can think of is to have a flat price and first come, first served
 kakobrekla: those are made to rub it in bfls face?
 ThickAsThieves: but they will get legions of poor people crying if they dont sell singles
 mircea_popescu: notice that they only got the move on them once bfl actually started delivering
 mircea_popescu: im pretty sure they were going to match whatever product bfl was shipping, if they started with singles same deal.
 mircea_popescu: also rikur promises to make further timetables and other proofs.
 mircea_popescu: i kinda like it when people feel that a simple "dude, i suck, you're so much better than me" is not quite adequate
 mircea_popescu: so they proceed to spell it out over thousands of words, add drawings...
 mircea_popescu: really give out their time and energy to make the point.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.47110001 = 0.9422 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.46990001 = 0.9398 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.25 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 1.92 = 5.76 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.92 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15847 @ 0.00071634 = 11.3518 BTC [-]