mircea_popescu: sure kakobrekla

mircea_popescu: 1 desertspoon of bitcoins

mircea_popescu: lmao

mircea_popescu: ajaja ok tyhis is pretty good.

mircea_popescu: btw the dept of corrections is saying you need to spell dessertspoon

mircea_popescu: otherwise spoon of sand

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/gallery/E0Nqj

mircea_popescu: 1 tux of bitcoin should be 3.14 satoshi

mircea_popescu: the pissatoshi, the unit of rage.

mircea_popescu: lmao shuddup

mircea_popescu: i've just been pissanting the shit out of fred destin on twitter

mircea_popescu: you've been watching haven't you.

mircea_popescu: odd timig

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/fdestin/status/329396168058613761

mircea_popescu: anyone want to buy me a gift cert ?

mircea_popescu: heh.

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: ;;rated petertodd

mircea_popescu: ;;rate petertodd 2 the gift cert expert.

mircea_popescu: "Contacted a lawyer, will wait for his opinion about the brief to see whether it's worth it or not."

mircea_popescu: lmao

mircea_popescu: cryptostocks is an old stock exchange thing. never went anywhere.

mircea_popescu: picostocks is pretty much a scam, a la bitbillions or w/e

mircea_popescu: it's old as in it existed for more than a year.

mircea_popescu: whatever

mircea_popescu: haha would be pretty cool.

mircea_popescu: anyway, the story with picostocks is this dude came out of nowhere, claimed he's making an exchange

mircea_popescu: then claimed he's making a fund on his exchange, on ~1mn dollar worth of basics

mircea_popescu: (at the time)

mircea_popescu: then tom folded and the guy was like a ok, making a 1mn worth of some other fpga i think it was

mircea_popescu: he had never bought the chips, he's just a puff artist.

mircea_popescu: lol. "you sir are a poofter!"

mircea_popescu: Tritonio vircurex and cryptostocks run by the same guy, kumala

mircea_popescu: the offering was a little dubious, too. check the forum thread it's discussed there

mircea_popescu: i think so.

mircea_popescu: ;;bc,sex

mircea_popescu: poofter.

mircea_popescu: yes ?

mircea_popescu: yes.

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla was going to fix it last time someone pointed this out

mircea_popescu: ty tho

mircea_popescu: yeah

mircea_popescu: people do complain but most are actually handled within hours.

mircea_popescu: Top headline on DPRK radio news today: "International society admires Kim Jong Un as a man of iron will with a lot of guts."

mircea_popescu: im pretty sure nobody admires a fat twerp who inherited daddy's fortune.

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: heh

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla is not that asdvanced

mircea_popescu: that's like... camwhore technologies.

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/i-am-the-best-customer-rep-in-the-world/

mircea_popescu: let it be entered into record.

mircea_popescu: what can i buy for 1000 thb ?

mircea_popescu: just curious

mircea_popescu: and i dont buy girls, tbh.

mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi> keep in mind the average wage here for a month is just over $200 << romania is about the same.

mircea_popescu: of course girls here are tall, with big tits and normal eyes.

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla minimum wage is actually 120 usd.

mircea_popescu: i have literally no idea, i've never paid.

mircea_popescu: probably a fiddy bux i guess

mircea_popescu: ya well, tell you what, if i were to pay i don't think i'd ask for change.

mircea_popescu: in my experience so far if you're not an idiot you don't need to pay. us or romania, mexico or egypt even

mircea_popescu: but i enjoy talking with women

mircea_popescu: who am i going to talk to, dudes ?

mircea_popescu: half the time i'm thinking "why am i even talking to this guy, he doesn't even have tits"

mircea_popescu: Scrat no they don't. once you are one with the inner woman dudes are too easy.

mircea_popescu: Scrat super easy to find. you know why ? they tend to know each other.

mircea_popescu: before you know it i's like "hey i have this friend i want you to meet"

mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi don't you ever get bored ?

mircea_popescu: hm ?

mircea_popescu: <deadweasel> and technically, I do pay her. I rent out her basement, then a month lady started sleeping with her. now I pay my girlfriend rent! shit.. <<< bwahahah

mircea_popescu: you basement dweller you.

mircea_popescu: anyway, this is ripe for humiliation games, next time you pay her rent give her a dollah and make her suck your cock for it.

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves o is that yours ? what's the idea ?

mircea_popescu: Scrat http://imgur.com/7SIRY0f

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves so you bought how many shares ? on PTs or direct ?

mircea_popescu: and you split them up into 50k ?

mircea_popescu: so people can buy for 1 dollar. i get it

mircea_popescu: a pt to the pts, because people refused to implement the mpex standard

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i just mean the small share price.

mircea_popescu: as in make shares be 10k-100k satoshi sort of thing

mircea_popescu: "This is because of the fact that I am cool, and most of you are not. If I spend bitcoins, the universe is busy giving them back to me."

mircea_popescu: "coolness is a trait that one can develop. One of the ways to develop it, is to spend time with cool people, such as me."

mircea_popescu: basically uppitty tortilla is offering friend services ?

mircea_popescu: that's overpriced.

mircea_popescu: http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-Shot-2013-05-01-at-8.25.46-AM-620x426.png

mircea_popescu: that dude got worked on in the venezuela parliament.

mircea_popescu: apparently they had a row :D

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves cool.

mircea_popescu: "To MP:

mircea_popescu: I cannot understand why you continue to bully your inferiors and not speak kindly (as I do), towards all who want to understand. You only posted me a proof this week that you actually have a PR lady, until that I had thought you are a schizophrenic. Your PR is not doing a good job, if I were you I would think again how to present yourself to the world. I do not believe your business is worth 700,000,000mBTC and mine is

mircea_popescu: only 400,000mBTC. As I speak the truth in kindness, and you don't, the valuation of your business will decline and mine will increase. You understand all this, so I await for a change in strategy or the continued decline of your importance."

mircea_popescu: hum, where can i see my importance graph ?

mircea_popescu: yeh

mircea_popescu: atm im at the peak tho,

mircea_popescu: !t m s.dice

mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe

mircea_popescu: like 2.x whatever

mircea_popescu: the ever ebullient petrilla guy

mircea_popescu: deadweasel or you mean the bitbet letter ?

mircea_popescu: aww whart nao.

mircea_popescu: KRS1 try it and see.

mircea_popescu: what, seriously ?

mircea_popescu: i had no idea you hated me.

mircea_popescu: when was this ?

mircea_popescu: i guess i

mircea_popescu: 'm arrogantly twatty enough to not notice

mircea_popescu: or maybe you had the sense to stfu and lurk

mircea_popescu: good strategy.

mircea_popescu: BitHub if you're a girl some pillow stuff may be arranged :D

mircea_popescu: deadweasel contrary to what they say, i don't mind criticism etc.

mircea_popescu: actually...

mircea_popescu: Apr 15 15:45:21 <jcpham>nah unbalanced_ he likes criticism

mircea_popescu: Apr 15 15:45:28 <jcpham>loves it

mircea_popescu: no homo

mircea_popescu: deadweasel some people are way better at coping than others.

mircea_popescu: to me it connotes intelligence.

mircea_popescu: im very old.

mircea_popescu: like almost 35

mircea_popescu: what. that's way old. all you 20something young cocks!!1

mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi lol

mircea_popescu: http://ctrlq.org/files/screenshots/6a630eefd44705f3ead4d3e81658fa9b.png

mircea_popescu: here's a ss just in case.

mircea_popescu: what;s an abo ?

mircea_popescu: o o

mircea_popescu: lolright.

mircea_popescu: hang out with the cocks out

mircea_popescu: haven't had those since 2010 i think

mircea_popescu: deadweasel apparently he deleted it once.

mircea_popescu: whoa that guy with the puts

mircea_popescu: 128, srsly ?

mircea_popescu: deadweasel it is.

mircea_popescu: 4k

mircea_popescu: um

mircea_popescu: afaik it was sold for like 1.25

mircea_popescu: now like 1.4 or so

mircea_popescu: so like 600 maybe

mircea_popescu: like .15

mircea_popescu: like 1.25 iirc

mircea_popescu: o o nm

mircea_popescu: i see what you mean

mircea_popescu: yeah. well... obviously they guy was expecting price uptrend

mircea_popescu: yeah, sometimes it goes one way, sometimes it goes the other wya.

mircea_popescu: august was like 45% or somthing

mircea_popescu: yea

mircea_popescu: http://nsnbc.me/2013/04/18/federal-reserve-refuses-to-submit-to-an-audit-of-germanys-gold-held-in-u-s-vaults-2/

mircea_popescu: this stuff is wicked

mircea_popescu: The FED came to all countries in Asia, Latin America and Africa and told them their gold holdings might not be safe because of the war, and they should permit the FED to take all of it to the US for safekeeping. Many countries obliged, receiving FED gold certificates in exchange, but when they later tried to cash in those certificates and reclaim their gold, they were told the certificates were fake, that they containe

mircea_popescu: d spelling and other mistakes which the FED would never have made, and that the serial numbers were wrong. And the FED still has all that gold.

mircea_popescu: They even did that to Chiang Kai-Shek, taking all of Taiwan’s gold – that had been looted from China – and never returning it. The last I heard, Chiang’s wife was still trying to recover her gold from the FED.

mircea_popescu: Apparently a few people have been successful in presenting their certificates to the FED, with documentation that was irrefutable, but even in those cases the owners were forced to settle for only 1% or 2% of the actual value. And most other people or nations who attempt to redeem these certificates are arrested by the FBI for fraud – at the request of the FED.

mircea_popescu: i wonder how much of that is true ?!

mircea_popescu: the tungsten stuff is kinda old.

mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi i hacve no idea

mircea_popescu: "MPOE-PR did reply with insult"

mircea_popescu: it replied with insult!!

mircea_popescu: bpvanoort you need to decript the text on your own system,

mircea_popescu: if you're on linux just run gpg

mircea_popescu: if on windows probably have to install something.

mircea_popescu: so then open a terminal and go gpg

mircea_popescu: paste the text in there

mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/F8E8339C9B5A8C17 << copy text from there

mircea_popescu: basically each time gribble loses sight of you

mircea_popescu: but you only really need to be logged in if you rate somebody or if you're writing a contract

mircea_popescu: so it's not too bad.

mircea_popescu: you need the key, on gpg.

mircea_popescu: no, the private key.

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/pgp/

mircea_popescu: the long gibberish thing there is my public key

mircea_popescu: the private key is similar but longer, and secret.

mircea_popescu: you have to keep it safe, take good care of it.

mircea_popescu: this is serious business, losing your keys can cause damage

mircea_popescu: as anyone can sign for you. think of it exactly as your irl signature

mircea_popescu: except if someone signs with yours NOBODY will believe it wasn't you

mircea_popescu: gpg encrypts it in its keyring.

mircea_popescu: to extract it there's a special command.

mircea_popescu: but be safe with it.

mircea_popescu: yes.

mircea_popescu: best advice is let the key be,

mircea_popescu: copy the keyring file somewhere in a truecrypt volume

mircea_popescu: for backup

mircea_popescu: it's not a disaster if you have only one notebook than can sign

mircea_popescu: and keep it locked up

mircea_popescu: you will never need this like INSTA and unexpectedly anwyay

mircea_popescu: afaik its open source now

mircea_popescu: ;;goxlag

mircea_popescu: why is the vintage 101 and the lag .2 ?

mircea_popescu: nanotube any idea ?

mircea_popescu: a cache aha

mircea_popescu: ty

mircea_popescu: whoa jcpham

mircea_popescu: plenty.

mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe

mircea_popescu: !t m s.dice

mircea_popescu: !t m s.bbet

mircea_popescu: !t b asicminer-pt

mircea_popescu: hum

mircea_popescu: there's maybe 500 other pinksheets stuff.

mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/

mircea_popescu: http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/04/antibiotic-protects-men-from-attractive-women.html

mircea_popescu: ahem.

mircea_popescu: davout so how's reading code coming along ?

mircea_popescu: found any new gerbils yet ?

mircea_popescu: you're supposed to be working on bitcoin-central, what

mircea_popescu: you thought it's vacation time ?

mircea_popescu: jcpham http://www.pophams.com/_/rsrc/1261591123886/072906025Large-custom-size-170-128.jpg is that miss popham ?

mircea_popescu: haha cool

mircea_popescu: btw, you win https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192206.msg1991060#msg1991060

mircea_popescu: go draw your dongs nao

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you know you can auth here now

mircea_popescu: well i don't imagine anyone outside of mpex has any shorting capabilities still,

mircea_popescu: as i was trying to short them last month with no success.

mircea_popescu: so i guess you're stuck.

mircea_popescu: good strategy.

mircea_popescu: a better idea would be to start a blog and publish your analysus there

mircea_popescu: this way community benefits from your work and you benefit from any comments etc

mircea_popescu: ya trhis is a point.

mircea_popescu: ono, the jig ?

mircea_popescu: the notion of investing by cheapness is usually self defeating.

mircea_popescu: i mean, don't like netflix cause it's too expensive ? try gtrl. http://polimedia.us/trilema/2012/gtrl-or-gtfo/

mircea_popescu: Technologov as i said i have been looking to short them months ago.

mircea_popescu: the theory is that they have more product in the pipeline etc.

mircea_popescu: their auction to sell blades yielded what, 1.5k for 50 chips

mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1500 * 130 / 50 / 10

mircea_popescu: $390 per gh

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192122.msg1995961#msg1995961

mircea_popescu: wonder if that goes to 500 pages.

mircea_popescu: lol which were you thinking

mircea_popescu: o

mircea_popescu: conversion table got deleted ?!

mircea_popescu: asshat.

mircea_popescu: was pretty good i thought.

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192434.msg1993540#msg1993540

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: aww

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192434.msg1996135#msg1996135 gotta love de butthurt

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if you feel like more epic trolling, start a thread, post your stuff, mpoe-pr etc.

mircea_popescu: thread battle.

mircea_popescu: on the other hand, shouldn't you be busy doing stuff!

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/internet-story/

mircea_popescu: for total lulz.

mircea_popescu: inhies_ there's a forum thread

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=192122.msg1995961#msg1995961

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves in romanian fund is how you say butt.

mircea_popescu: i hope it will collect good qty of butthurt and drama to prop btc with

mircea_popescu: jcpham use your referal dawg

mircea_popescu: ;;tricker

mircea_popescu: lies

mircea_popescu: le wow.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=140654

mircea_popescu: so this guy is actually trying to dig himself out of the hoel ?

mircea_popescu: you know the pirate bet

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: this guy made an open offer bet to anyyone on the forum that pirate pays out

mircea_popescu: he ended up with 10's of k's of btc bet (at the time price was under 10)

mircea_popescu: so he just made a post saying "i give x 48957349859 btc" etc.

mircea_popescu: supposedly it was a joke, ppl were pretty pissed.

mircea_popescu: sorta kinda

mircea_popescu: pgp2 well supposedly some used it as a hedge on pirate.

mircea_popescu: but genberally at the time situation was very tense.

mircea_popescu: incidentally rthe original "mpoe-pr is bad pr" and/or "mp is evil" started because the girl called the entire thing a scam last april

mircea_popescu: or was it march

mircea_popescu: this at the time was serious cognitive dissonance, as pretty much everyone was on the bandwagon

mircea_popescu: so people were truely furious when the thing did in fact keel

mircea_popescu: as in "i can't believe i've been this stupid and it totally can't be my fault"

mircea_popescu: pgp2 at most half a mil

mircea_popescu: tho that's really the upper bound of outstanding obligations

mircea_popescu: he probably sold most of his loot at around 7 usd per

mircea_popescu: and that means about 100k or so i'd guess (dollars)

mircea_popescu: nope.

mircea_popescu: he had the original miner haspower exchange thing

mircea_popescu: pretty much for the purpose of buying newly minted coins

mircea_popescu: because in btc you can't really run a ponzi

mircea_popescu: as if you pay investors with investor money this is obvious in the bliockchain

mircea_popescu: damientrog july 2011

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=50822.msg854918#msg854918

mircea_popescu: that's, if you're curious, how the entire kraken meme got started.

mircea_popescu: jcpham also from belgium, so child porn

mircea_popescu: jesus fuck these people.

mircea_popescu: "yes we advertise. no we only do banners. here's our media kit"

mircea_popescu: "media kit" is this $40 CPM bullshit.

mircea_popescu: as if i am EVER paying 4 cents per page refresh, what am i, bernanke ?

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: he prolly has a point.

mircea_popescu: focus is valuable

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/bitbet-april-2013-statement/

mircea_popescu: tk993 yes you can both write and buy

mircea_popescu: deadweasel if you sell the puts you can't exercise them

mircea_popescu: jurov should be yea

mircea_popescu: deadweasel o nm. yes, in theory this is possible.

mircea_popescu: they were sold.

mircea_popescu: that position is currently well underwater.

mircea_popescu: i guess that practically answers tk993 's question. yes, someone wrote 4k puts yest

mircea_popescu: nah it's not that bad. -0.2 per or w/e

mircea_popescu: and if the same person also sold the 4k calls, then .1 from there

mircea_popescu: 27% spread noob