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mircea_popescu: but yes, re the тяжело в учении -- легко в бою bit -- it comes as a shock generally that "your training must ~exceed~ actual usage, by a ~factor~. you don't train for 80% of what you'll do ; you train for 250% to 300%+ of what you'll actually do."
asciilifeform: 'lemme inspect this'
asciilifeform: then obvious why they'd like to search
mircea_popescu: yeah. it contains nice ass, in the middle of the lead sphere.
asciilifeform: could contain whatever, in the middle of lead sphere
asciilifeform: i suppose anyffin that dun xray properly, is insta-suspicious to the derps
mircea_popescu: and btw, the idiot airport guards keep slicing the weights. cuz it's by now so rare an item i guess, "gotta see what's inside".
mircea_popescu: "but mp, why does girl need to wear 5kgs of ankle weight for hours on end ?" "so when i fuck her, her knees are straight"
mircea_popescu: there is such a thing as ankle weights. my slavegirls should know, they get them lots.
asciilifeform: or perhaps i dreamed this.
asciilifeform: iirc there was a continuation, where , something like asciilifeform:'lorica oughta be heavy, but from iron, not lead weights' and mircea_popescu:~'but only the centurion who wears it should get to decide why heavy'
mircea_popescu: and the "too heavy" helmets ?
asciilifeform: can't seem to find it nao
asciilifeform: there was an old thread, with the heavy roman lorica
mircea_popescu: anyway ; i thought that point comes through, but maybe not as well as i'd have wanted.
asciilifeform: https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/third_party/tpm2/+/master << for aficionados. the crypto, such as they are, routines in the cr50 thing. ( even seems to include a kind of orc rsa )
mircea_popescu: but i also don't like to hear that buzzing sound.
mircea_popescu: right. so you know, my allergy "to the short ooda loop" is all the flies going "o man, this is great! yay!". it's not to the fucking meat, i eat steak tartare every so often
asciilifeform: which, yes, will be irresistibly attracted to tasties
asciilifeform: there is not a mechanical cure for the need to exclude vermin
asciilifeform: meat in the sun.
asciilifeform: it's the old flies-and-cutlets thread
mircea_popescu: point remains, two bit everything all around. that's your "short ooda loop". it's a lot closer to cocaine than the users realise.
mircea_popescu: and i was sitting there in disbelief, "dude, it's two milf lamers in a tub, what the fuck".
mircea_popescu: you know i recently googled a pic, and google helpfully informed me who the, and i quote, "reality television personality, model, entrepreneur, socialite, and social media personality" involved were ?
asciilifeform: sorta reminiscent of the old rifle thread ( 'good old days, 7.62x54mm mosin, back when people could still aim, make every pop count' )
mircea_popescu: HOWEVER. she can dance. she can sing. because she's a 1950s actress, and that was a PROFESSION which MEANT SOMETHING.
mircea_popescu: i saw a terrible film recently, with doris day. something something bla bla bla. she spends the whole time in an ugly looking deerskin.
asciilifeform regularly has this convo thread with pet, 'books sucked less when they had to be stitchbound'
mircea_popescu: no but see, all the faggots that take pics today and didn't in 1970 are exactly all the faggots that couldn't read books before they were made on pulp paper by pulp paper book makers.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform was one of those weirdos with massive pile of film, and even trunk of old photo gear
mircea_popescu: "but mp... i ~copuld~ take better pics today than in 1970. point in case -- i didn't even TAKE pics back then"
mircea_popescu: pro tip : photographs taken today are shittier than photographs taken on film. who dun it ?
asciilifeform: ok this is where i admit that i have not read the orig idjicy..
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, i am at no point in there hating on short ooda loop. i am hating on the idiocy he surrounds it with.
mircea_popescu: then they wonder why they don't ever have any gfs, these people. "i tried to evaluate whether she's my gf in a second or less, came out negative" "maybe give it i dunoo... FIVE DAYS ?" "omfg what ? i don't like... live that long"
asciilifeform: film , for the money, beats the living shit out of digicam
asciilifeform: btw, curious what mircea_popescu's allergy to 'short ooda loop' is. for instance, mircea_popescu , like asciilifeform , seems to have thrown out his film camera, uses electronic one. why not use film, if 'short ooda loop is for lamers' ?
mircea_popescu: sprucing up the dummkopf article ; apparently i hadn't put enough links in there, counterintuitively.
a111: Logged on 2016-02-04 17:30 ascii_butugychag: 'this was confusing to ME' is the basis, EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME
a111: Logged on 2016-06-01 17:43 asciilifeform: 'aes is hard to break' 'says who' 'says me, i haven't broken it yet'
mircea_popescu: hm, that's a thought
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: almost definitely in the symmetrics thread
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, that sentiment, but different words. 2015ish vintage i tihnk
mircea_popescu: esthlos, there's some discussion, after which i pick something and start asking people nicely / kicking them in the head about it.
a111: Logged on 2017-01-03 23:07 asciilifeform: there is ~0 actual relationship between 'confusing to the naked eye' and 'crypto-hard'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: upstack: possibly you were looking for the http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-03#1595992 thread ☝︎
esthlos: trinque: I added a manifest to my v_genesis vpatch. I'm curious, though, how these items (vtron, manifest) become declared "standard", if ever
mircea_popescu: i've not thought a line in my life!
mircea_popescu: there's this vicious slander going about according to which i actually use some sort of thought process. i wish to deny such rumours right now.
asciilifeform: how would it make sense for it to be ~moar~ subtly boobied than the 101
asciilifeform: that the dev d00d mentioned
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, where's the logline of you going "hey, this is confusing to me therefore cryptic to anyone" ?
asciilifeform: i'm still curious re mircea_popescu's logic re the older box
mircea_popescu: bill s.nsa for 'em and there you go. worst case we have some not-great hammers.
asciilifeform: i could use some eagle eyes on the coad, also
asciilifeform: i'm at that magical 'should i throw it out or buy 6'(tm)(r) stage
mircea_popescu: the worst case being what, a pile of useless data ? big woop, i have some of that myself, isn't killing me.
mircea_popescu: i'm telling you, building a fuzzing harness for a bunch of these may not be a bad way to lock down a machine (driving the fuzzing) for a week or two.
asciilifeform: ( 1 end of hose goes into usbc, other end -- normal usb3 jack between the 2 usbc's )
asciilifeform: ... interestingly, the 101 apparently comes with all of the usb debug ~driving~ end crapola, and will happily diddle itself when plugged into... itself
mircea_popescu: after all the "rsa is broken because we've been misimplementing it for 20 years under our governmentalpg brand hurr" stories, it'd be quite pleasant.
mircea_popescu: i'd love nothing more than qntra running a "google's ecc crypto defeated in field"
asciilifeform: in so far as i can tell, the thing implements plain old 'p256' ecctron
asciilifeform: if i can do this, i think i'll skip the small change and take home satoshi's coinz
mircea_popescu: listen, my (often wrong, millitantly ignorant, whatever) intuition is that if oyu have an oracle in your hands (the chip after all DOES say yes or no) and all you want to do is produce a sig it accepts for an arbitrary string, you should be able to achieve this bit fiddling in less than 2^256 tries.
asciilifeform: it's a pretty plain boobytrap, wants magic sig to r/w the 'h1' firmware, or to unlock the console (which gives rootkit access to whole ram, cpu, ec, etc via the usb jack)
asciilifeform: i'm actually ~persuaded that the posted code actually runs
asciilifeform: it dun have a seekrit to extract, simply checks pubkey sig
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what's that give ?
mircea_popescu: you know, it occurs to me... it it's a captive minichip. it should be... defeatable. keep feeding it bad sigs and measure the powerlines.
asciilifeform: like there was in intel's me
asciilifeform: btw the 'h1' turd is a mass of c crapola, chances are there's an overflow somewhere
asciilifeform: not to mention that it seems to be a ~pogo with eeprom proggy (these dun show on micrograph anyway)
asciilifeform: it doesn't have a magic symmetric key, there's a ecc public sig thing to unlock the boobytrap and, e.g., erase/reprogram the thing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, i'd still like to get some actual working something out of whatever kanzureism "zeptobar" currently is.
asciilifeform: mod6: read end of thread, subj is a ~standard arm with eeprom that ( per my experimentation in past 2hr ) actually does seem to contain something like the linked crapola
mircea_popescu: hey phf, you actually know the fellows ? how about they show up here and work something out ?
mod6: here's their addy posted on their "support" page: 1ZeptoBhGA4wewwVv3BZTYyaBtc87nMNg
mod6: they take bitcoin donations, but, no coins ever sent :[
mod6: the zeptobars route may be a decent idea. has anyone reached out to that guy?
mircea_popescu: !!up trinque
mircea_popescu: but whatever, it's what the empire's got, #lisp is about "lisp" and so on.
mircea_popescu: six months, during which not one reader of irclog.whitequark.org turned out to exist should be amply sufficient data from that angle.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2018/and-in-other-dead-things/ the history of it.
mircea_popescu: quantum computing something something, i kinda tuned out past that point.
asciilifeform: who runs that thing ?
mircea_popescu: cuz whatever, everyone's speshul and lives life on own terms and whatever geeky bs.
mircea_popescu: i mean, doodn's not even had the common decency to reg up, however many months later.
asciilifeform: yea theoretically useful
asciilifeform: and it's about the logger thing, not #rockchip
asciilifeform: or do i misread the q
mircea_popescu: i mean, the backstop would obviously be "either follow spec as-is or get out of chan", i suppose. i don't specifically care either way, we already have plenty of proper loggers for one thing, and the original, "Hey, maybe someone exists on freenode that's both a) not totally braindead and b) hasn't heard of #trilema yet" was thoroughly proven wrong by now ; the intelligence flow is the other way.
asciilifeform: ( he seems to log in erry coupla days, i'ma try him next )
asciilifeform: dunno that the game is worth the candles; better to try an' persuade the 1 useful d00d to visit
a111: Logged on 2018-06-07 20:13 phf: asciilifeform: can they put a bot here so it'll quote for us? :)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, phf & anyone in the l1 that cares : should i actually push this http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-07#1821229 thing ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: but suggests that the thing is a standard arm chip, with flash ram, that can be rewritten
asciilifeform: https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/extra/cr50_rma_open/cr50_rma_open.py << last piece of lulz, for nao: claims to be 'tester's' defuse for the boobytrap. however dun work with my box, it has the 'ccd' console command locked out
asciilifeform: https://github.com/coreboot/chrome-ec/blob/master/board/cr50/tpm2/rsa.c#L651 << magic pubkeyz in the rom