asciilifeform: underscores, really, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-13#1655418 . ☝︎

asciilifeform: ( baikal mips )

asciilifeform: incidentally asciilifeform's last ask, just like the N-1 asks before, resulted in 0

asciilifeform: speaking of which, i wonder if they'd like a FUCKGOATS.

asciilifeform: in historic lulz, http://www.cryptomuseum.com/covert/bugs/opec/index.htm

asciilifeform: i dunno that there are private-companies in usa above cafe size

asciilifeform: in other not-quite-news, http://btcbase.org/log/2014-01-20#450012 >>>> https://www.thorlabs.com/newgrouppage9.cfm?objectgroup_id=5750 << not even mega-expensive ☝︎

asciilifeform: but asciilifeform has not seem sunlight in ~week, rain season

asciilifeform: supposedly also cures in 10min of sunlight

asciilifeform: i suspect it is because lamp -- was weak ( i used PROM zeroizer with the tray ripped out )

asciilifeform: and holyfuq, the norland thing took almost hour of uv to cure, vs the advertised 10sec ☟︎

asciilifeform: Run Moar Winblowz.

asciilifeform: diation steps as quickly as possible."'

asciilifeform: 'WASHINGTON FedEx said on Friday it was experiencing issues with some of its Microsoft Corp Windows systems in relation to a global cyber attack that had disrupted hospitals in England and infected computers in dozens of other countries around the world. "Like many other companies, FedEx is experiencing interference with some of our Windows-based systems caused by malware," a spokeswoman said in a statement. "We are implementing reme

asciilifeform: aahahahaha,

asciilifeform: in other lulz, 'FedEx experienced interference with some of our systems which caused disruptions to the FedEx Express Memphis Hub sort operations. We immediately implemented contingency plans to minimize the impact to our customers. We regret any inconvenience this has caused.'

asciilifeform: congrats danielpbarron !

asciilifeform: found it while looking for transmission spectrum of 'norland-61', of which asciilifeform was about to uncork a small vial.

asciilifeform: ( http://jimshomeplanet.com << whole thing pretty interesting. )

asciilifeform: in other accidentally-found-bits-of-90s-style-not-wholly-liquishit-www , http://jimshomeplanet.com/lensglue.html

asciilifeform: a good laugh

asciilifeform: which

asciilifeform: yet elsewhere, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_tls4FXYAAztc6.jpg << when will microshit be charged, and gates - executed ?

asciilifeform: elsewhere, http://trilema.com/2017/the-gypo-singer-the-whorish-language-and-the-remains-of-their-encounter/#comment-122027 .

asciilifeform: !~later tell mircea_popescu http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/PrfuI/?raw=true

asciilifeform: crippled elgamal, patented by usg.

asciilifeform: dsa was a decree thing, 'standard', not a 'for lulz'

asciilifeform: *that had

asciilifeform: ( it was a thing hat had never happened, prior or since )

asciilifeform: the simon and speck thing was egregiously funny because they were published 'for lulz', 'maybe someone will pick up this toy', rather than mandated somewhere ☟︎

asciilifeform: in even other lulz, recall when nsa published ( no one knew why, nobody sane would use ) two stream ciphers, couplea yrs ago. well : https://eprint.iacr.org/2017/382

asciilifeform: in other lulz, https://archive.is/IYyth << last snapshot before banned

asciilifeform: lol, spurs?!

asciilifeform slowly ironing the ugly out of 'P' stack machine

asciilifeform: 'The Japanese government is considering providing state-backed aid to Toshiba’s memory business, amounting to near partial nationalisation, to prevent it falling into Chinese or South Korean hands...'

asciilifeform: in other tbtf : https://archive.is/mQ4Uq

asciilifeform: ( iirc one d00d even sued, declaring that this ban amounted to an extrajudicial prolongation of his sentence. but unsurprisingly 0 result )

asciilifeform: though so far even this obvious pill is ,in typical usg style, being done in reverse -- srsly, they banned smoking in prison!

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i won't be surprised if the prisoners become 'pioneering volunteers' for 'assisted suicide'

asciilifeform: ^ the prototype for these

asciilifeform: !#s chowdhry

asciilifeform: 1 level below : are found the folx who can count.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: american tradition -- generals who can't count to 7, even moar 'in charge' aha

asciilifeform: i can't distinguish subj from shannonizer output

asciilifeform: think?!

asciilifeform: ~contentfree

asciilifeform: dafuq is that nonsense

asciilifeform: lol in what camp are there white chix.

asciilifeform: quite a few of these, pete_dushenski

asciilifeform: and yes the orange tube.

asciilifeform: 'measure in all things' (tm)(r)

asciilifeform: imho boy oughta make things with own hands, when possible

asciilifeform: asciilifeform had rubber from tourniquets ( medical folx in family, had ~infinite supply )

asciilifeform: did mircea_popescu ever ~buy~ his ?

asciilifeform: also whoever heard of kid ~buying~ slingshot

asciilifeform: such that kid needs >1

asciilifeform: lol of what are they made ? sugar ?

asciilifeform: see also thread http://btcbase.org/log/2014-06-19#724294 . ☝︎

asciilifeform: ( in usa you can also pay $maxint and get passport same day. but not really applicable to workerbees. )

asciilifeform: ( in contrast with, e.g., jp, or ch, where you gotta get letters of introduction, endorsement from president, etc. ritual )

asciilifeform: ~all you need is to hang around in usa for 5y, and not in jail

asciilifeform: fwiw, unlike 20yrs ago, ~everyone who slaves in these corps is citizen, they made it very easy to get

asciilifeform: aryans only!!

asciilifeform: thing was purportedly an internal doc.

asciilifeform: ibm employees, presumably

asciilifeform: and that (theoretically) any middle manager who hooks up indian slave to $project, is to be sacked

asciilifeform: all it means is that leak is in breach of nda, but not seekrits act (or whatever they called it)

asciilifeform: analogous to 'official use only' usg marking.

asciilifeform: ad hoc classification marking ( private corp in usa does not use official ones when not working in Official compartment )

asciilifeform: ( leaked slide circa 2014 )

asciilifeform: http://archive.is/dHG0g >> '56MB... dram per asic' << seems like they hedged, 'what if litecoin wins', lol

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-12#1655211 << incidentally there is no particular reason why that particular 'acre of cray' couldn't be the nsa mining farm. ☝︎

asciilifeform: in dna.

asciilifeform: try1x10^12 little holes.

asciilifeform: nobody immune, lol. no more than to bullet.

asciilifeform: year ain't 1940, we know what alpha in lung does.

asciilifeform: see many other kinds ?

asciilifeform: so wat.

asciilifeform: hey, phosgen is also 'handling hazard'

asciilifeform: which is, yes, a 'decades' death

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i suspect you are thinking of ~natural~ Rn concentration

asciilifeform: pit in his air conditioning etc

asciilifeform: Rn has no smell

asciilifeform: same folx who find nsa dox and hide'em

asciilifeform: and goodbye to the - 500 $ - optics

asciilifeform: gasenwagen, hcn

asciilifeform: phf`: laser cutter is absolute champ in this regard. 'smells like fireplace, like home!' and then somebody puts in plastic sheet...

asciilifeform: !~google dishwasher fish

asciilifeform: no, as method of preparation

asciilifeform: hey, americans rediscovered it : dishwasher ( i shit thee not ) fish.

asciilifeform: neato mod6

asciilifeform: then, couple hours and chain of short-lived liquishit later -- stable Pb.

asciilifeform: decays to... polonium

asciilifeform: then dies of hugochavez a year or so later. ☟︎

asciilifeform: or say fella 'gotta have problems' and needs a tooth pulled. so he gets a bit of Rn in his laughing gas...

asciilifeform: and never in, say, a boat. plane.

asciilifeform: it'd be a pretty spiffy murder weapon, if you think about it. alpha emitter, doesn't show on any commonplace geiger. detectors exist, but typically folx put'em in cellars, where natural radon comes from earth

asciilifeform: *comical

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-12#1655107 << Rn, the most common unstable gas, kills quite slowly. the comicsl phrasing is really artifact of kr lang ☝︎☟︎

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-12#1655115 << lol!! yet another gang of 'responsible!111' scum , withholding leaked docs and fellating nsa ☝︎