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ThickAsThieves: dont even get us started on the css!
kanzure: is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css
nubbins`: honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage
kakobrekla: the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc
ThickAsThieves: BH is down how many 100% compared to bitcoin?
benkay: now there's a website built with dreamweaver.
benkay: gosh and the css on the mpex front page
kanzure: pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot
pankkake: oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least
ThickAsThieves: but there're more still
benkay: if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still
ThickAsThieves: thats all the assets youd find that way
kanzure: actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.
ThickAsThieves: special discount off the new higher price
ThickAsThieves: i like the cut of your gib
ThickAsThieves: price just went up then
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter
kanzure: but thank you
kanzure: it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.
benkay: kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?
kanzure: and i figured i would have to do it myself
benkay: sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha
ThickAsThieves: kako will destroy you for this
nubbins`: better double check those flags
kanzure: nubbins`: who runs the server and would they be annoyed if i wget http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date={daterange}
nubbins`: not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them
kanzure: are the logs at http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ available in plaintext or some downloadable form without html?
dub: so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989
KRS|Gotyawallet: thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too
kanzure: is there a stream?
dub: probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes
asciilifeform: pyros may be disappointed in cardano, nothing flammable there.
asciilifeform: refer to the (admittedly slightly obsolete) spec on mp's site.
asciilifeform: nothing else kept there
asciilifeform: dub: nope, but you can make that one if you like.
dub: thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?
asciilifeform: 'didja hear, he took out an ad in the new york fishwrap one day in '11, every fifth letter...'
asciilifeform: there'll be tales of 'buried' btc one day. ☟︎
benkay: m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing
asciilifeform: (or confide in someone as to where to dig)
asciilifeform: buried goodies tend to result from folks who got clobbered before they could dig them up. ☟︎
asciilifeform: the whole reason we have the legends of buried treasures is: people who did not take care of their bequests properly.
truffles: jurov some ppl will be oding before that time
asciilifeform: otherwise you'll be like Captain Kidd, throwing an enciphered map to the peanut gallery before the noose tightens
asciilifeform: in general, the time to do transfers is before you're on the gallows
truffles: guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity
asciilifeform: different problem, different tools.
benkay: 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.
asciilifeform: in general, whoever has the keys has the goods
benkay: truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will
benkay: encrypted to the cardano you also give them.
truffles: i mean in general not ur new thing
jurov: no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt
asciilifeform: sure, give them an unzapped unit.
truffles: if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`
asciilifeform: there are only two defences against 'rubber hose cryptoanalysis' - 1) don't be taken prisoner or 2) zap button.
asciilifeform: more of a feat than one might think at first.
asciilifeform: or even if you just like the idea of a usb drive that can be irrevocably nuked with a button press in a second or so.
benkay: how much less boring are you going to get?
asciilifeform: my fave was the wag who asked, 'why aren't those cardanos hashing yet, hah'
asciilifeform: gimmeallyermoney. there, done.
benkay: Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree
asciilifeform: benkay: S.NSA will be very boring, right up until it won't. 'nothing to see here, move along...'
benkay: well i did wait until MP released the figures.
Vexual: Importing Pig Semen is Not a Sustainable Plan to Feed a Population.
Vexual: do all the steps then tell them its osx
Vexual: i stay polite and have them swearinging and spitting by the end
nubbins`: "now open your windows event viewer..." " holy shit, yeah, this thing is riddled with viruses! all i can see is warning signs!"
nubbins`: they usually hang up within ten minutes
ozbot: Why $73.5 Million of Pig Semen Will Be Flying to China | Care2 Causes
nubbins`: longest i've been able to keep one of them on the phone is an hour :)
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: i get those calls all the time
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.92, Best ask: 895.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.79000, Last trade: 894.69, 24 hour volume: 105367.4, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 865.75
KRS|Gotyawallet: So funny watching the rest of the world catch on
ozbot: Krusty the Clown mentions Bitcoin on the Simpsons - YouTube
Apocalyptic: "<Vexual> friedcats" there is more of them now ?
Vexual: you could burn diesel at those power rates
ThickAsThieves: we have the technology!
ThickAsThieves: yeah, I think this winter will be the last of that kinda thing
KRS|Gotyawallet: First time I got a call like that, I've heard about them.
KRS|Gotyawallet: They were trying to scam a scammer rofl
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAH!!!! I just got a phone call from "Windows Technical Support". Indian sounding person on the other line called to speak with me about my download file and they are "here to help".
mike_c: 34% a month for 6 months. seems close to me.
Vexual: all the computers?
ThickAsThieves: I think it's an interesting bet
mike_c: ThickAsThieves: I'm curious what you think of http://bitbet.us/bet/645/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-5b-before-june/
Vexual: shit he got it in the boat
Vexual: he must love that fishing rod
ozbot: 300 Pound Marlin Tows Kayak 11 MILES - YouTube
Vexual: that takes some coconuts
Vexual: dud theres some guys in new zealand that catch marlin off waverunners
dub: all those ppcoins you could have mined
Vexual: get the rotax and the jet, you can do 360s until your passengers are naked by gravity
benkay: 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
dub: in fact that may be smaller than my existing boat
dub: benkay: gonna be tough landing marlin in that but im up for a challenge
dub: Vexual in the house, hide your weed
KRS|Gotyawallet: I like women on their knees.
benkay: except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees