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BingoBoingo: On the ASVAB I did the multiple choice thing well enough to qualify for any enlisted job training in the US DoD, but failed the MEPs psych screening
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nubbins`: on that, we can agree
BingoBoingo: Eh, fuck the Olympics
nubbins`: i say give him the silver as well as the gold
nubbins`: there was a canadian snowboarded who lost olympic gold after testing + for pot
BingoBoingo: Took the ASVAB with a migraine
BingoBoingo: I took the GRE plastered
nubbins`: this one kid used to get lit up before class
BingoBoingo: The handegg-weed argument basically boils down to persistent analgesic effect and appetite stimulant effect
VanCleef: another terrible buy from facebook today
BingoBoingo: Way down the line in my cue of things I need to post about is why Marijuana is the best performance enhancing drug for handegg
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: If you can throw a baseball in the strikezone at 92+ mph that will cease to be a dilema
nubbins`: it's time for a where's my ritalin
ozbot: How can Bitcoin be taxed as property, but regulated as money? It's time for a class action lawsuit.
BingoBoingo: joecool: They did indeed
joecool: if i recall they used off the shelf cameras from best buy
BingoBoingo: It isn't a problem of lacking the ability to, they lack the humor
nubbins`: if they could :D
nubbins`: Crank is the kind of movie the roided-out cokehead at the gym would make
nubbins`: not because all the HURR DURR knuckleheads who cummed at that scene in the first movie wanted to cum again
MisterE: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels he was good in that
nubbins`: y'know, for the plot
nubbins`: like when dude banged his wife in the middle of a football field
BingoBoingo: Contrived has aesthetic uses though
BingoBoingo: The Crank movies were great though
BingoBoingo: craig's replacement will prolly be unknowable until at least two years after he's too old
BingoBoingo: These roles have narrow time windows
MisterE: I seem to like many of the movies he's in
BingoBoingo: English enough, but too old to replace craig
nubbins`: what the fuck
nubbins`: "Now that you’ve been eating like a predator for some time, you are discovering that when you eat like a predator, and play like a predator, you start thinking like a predator. Stupid people aren’t annoyances: they’re profit centers. Fat people are no longer disgusting: they’re delicious."
nubbins`: mostly based on the fact that most of the stuff i read about it appears to have been written by fucking idiots
nubbins`: the idea of the "paleo diet" is interesting, but i can't help be suspicious that it's for fucking idiots
BingoBoingo: Fassbender doesn't have a LayerCake though
VanCleef: i think Michael Fassbender
BingoBoingo: VanCleef: The thing about Craig is LayerCake sold it.
BingoBoingo: Craig is so solid and I dunno that any active English actors are ready yet.
BingoBoingo: I dunno if it is time to think after Craig yet.
VanCleef: bingoboingo who do you think would make a good james bond after craig?
MisterE: you have them ranked?
BingoBoingo: MisterE: Still only the 4th best bond though
BingoBoingo: VanCleef: Honestly it would be better from the Salamancas point of view
MisterE: probably tied for #2 with Sopranos in my book
BingoBoingo: MisterE: Both of those was Roger Moore
MisterE: Breaking Bad is top 5 series ever made
MisterE: who was the Bond in the one with Jaws? Moonraker?
BingoBoingo: VanCleef: You realize such a thing is basically Breaking Bad, but centered on Tuco
nubbins`: it was the closest i could get to an infinity symbol without trying
VanCleef: yeh i rewatched it the other day, quite good
BingoBoingo: VanCleef: License to kill was prolly the best bond move in the three decades it is in the center of
BingoBoingo: Except when Connery was the worst
VanCleef: i liked dalton and licence to kill tho
BingoBoingo: Bonds ranked: Connery, Dalton, Craig, Moore, the rest, Connery
BingoBoingo: VanCleef: Craig is the third best Bond
nubbins`: if there's one thing that 5 men will never agree on, it's who the best bond was
MisterE: oh fuck I'm not even going to imdb that
nubbins`: it was a piece of shit, turned it off 15min in
MisterE: thanks thats it
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Seriously though, Craig is prolly the best Bond since Dalton
MisterE: you were telling someone their recommendation better be good...
MisterE: nubbins`: what was the last movie you watched?
BingoBoingo: It may have been a hosted online stream of skyfall though
BingoBoingo: Well the answer isn't this what-if.xkcd.com/89/
nubbins`: didn't even try :D
nubbins`: he sure did know how to recommend the shit out of wine
nubbins`: i used to live with a sommelier
BingoBoingo: If anyone just wants to ask questions and scoop a part of this, I'd be cool with that
BingoBoingo: Publishing the quote untitled with simply notes 1 and 2 was also something I weighed
BingoBoingo: I thought suggesting a 13/16 time signature for a reading cadence at the start might get the gravity of the reading going
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo much better title :p
BingoBoingo: At that point I imagine they fragment too much
asciilifeform: speaking of terminology, is there a... 'suburban dictionary' ? 'rural dictionary' ?
BingoBoingo: I depreciated them from my doings when after hack #1 they revealed they made an exchange on RoR
BingoBoingo: They are one of the first ventures in this space I was a customer of
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, that may be usefull as I turn my notes into a post.
VanCleef: not sure moiety but this is pretty bad
BingoBoingo: I forgot how long the Vircurex Dossier was, so in the interim enjoy: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/03/25/the-curious-case-of-vircurex-part-one-try-to-imagine-the-instrumental-theme-for-the-terminator-playing-in-your-head-as-you-read/
moiety: VanCleef: question is, did anyone listen to irs?
moiety: this conversation prompted me to check on our site. my manul doesn't look happy with the cat next to him http://i.imgur.com/k5AUNwZ.png
VanCleef: IRS Declares Bitcoin Is Property and Must Be Taxed As Such.....?
asciilifeform: i can't help but think of the 'derp' from that tale, when i see the word, because - believe it or not - i heard it there before elsewhere.
mircea_popescu: this baby daddy thing looks exactly like bh20910 or w/e it was
mircea_popescu: sooo... aaron spelling is just re-doing the same shit over and over
asciilifeform: (can you imagine the word 'batman' being remembered as something else?)
asciilifeform: nitpick with pediwikia - the 'batman' in the epic is not wearing a 'batman' costume. he's a bloke who smashes heads with a baseball bat. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: moiety probably in a quest to get in her panties.
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moiety: my guess i began with someone trying to tell a noob they were more skilled/important than they actually were asciilifeform
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=herp | Herp. The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish. Person 1 : Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on? Person 2: Try plugging ...
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp | A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperanc...
asciilifeform: t vanish - but it was reduced to choosing from that which had already been created. Figuratively speaking, we no longer grow grapes. We send for a bottle from the cellar. People who carry out this task, we call "sommeliers."
asciilifeform: - People had already devised all necessary things. Once, long ago, mankind developed in leaps and bounds - not only did the objects around us change constantly, but so did the words we used. In those days there were a great many names for a creative person - engineer, poet, scholar. And all of them constantly invented new things. But that was mankind's childhood. And then it reached maturity. Creativity did no
asciilifeform: - That's what they used to call servants who fetched wine. They had big lists of wines, from which gentlemen could choose. And later, this is what they started to call people who dealt in what was once considered creativity.
asciilifeform: - How come they use the word "sommelier"? - he asked yet another stupid question, - So many different professions, but only one word...
asciilifeform: re: commoditized 'innovation' - here's a snipped from me turdbox. translation of a page in pelevin's epic 'snuff' (the one with s/ukraine/orkaine, 'orcs', etc) ☟︎
benkay: couldn't possibly predict where the sweet stuff is.
benkay: i guess buterin just misses the cutoff.
mircea_popescu: and would like you to pick up the tab.
mircea_popescu: but under survival pressure has curtailed the conference to just two people