asciilifeform: lol would've years ago if they gave it out

asciilifeform: hey phf ! ☟︎

asciilifeform: iirc phf volunteered for this part.

asciilifeform: afaik in ru that requires a bona fide citizen.

asciilifeform: but yeah

asciilifeform: nothing aside from time.

asciilifeform: ( it is naturally possible to mail a machine but i strongly suspect that it is simply a way to give enemy phreee hardware )

asciilifeform: it'd rock if there were already a man on location. but instead it may have to be asciilifeform with very large flat suitcase .

asciilifeform: testing ain't cheap or quick tho.

asciilifeform: then i found a candidate

asciilifeform: ( and is mircea_popescu speaking of literally owning the bricks on which the cage stands ? or only the comp )

asciilifeform: is it absolutely needed that cage provider eat btc ?

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: plz expand ?

asciilifeform: they're 'good' until there's actual pressure on the gaskets and then not.

asciilifeform: how to pierce reseller spamolade biofilm

asciilifeform possibly grasps mircea_popescu's binomial

asciilifeform: what's next, d00d with >1 car, is a taxipark ?

asciilifeform knows folx with >1 house who dun fit any plausible description of 'real estate agent'

asciilifeform: where is it written that no 1 co can own >1 dc ?

asciilifeform: they claim to have several dc

asciilifeform: that was their reply

asciilifeform: and no i dun have any in my l2, so stuck probing rando dc . shared typical example of rubbish, by no means all.

asciilifeform: claimed to be.

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-14#1714560 , http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-15#1714563 << $firm specifically claimed to colo, wat. ☝︎☝︎

asciilifeform writes to umpteenth ru supposed-hoster, with canonical 'Можно ли оплатить хостинг криптовалютой Bitcoin ?' and gets the canonical 'Нет, но вы можете обменять её на рубли (или евро для серверов в Словакии)' ( i.e. pissoff )

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'drill' appears to consist of going round and round in circles. so perhaps was not difficult to find machines that will suffice.

asciilifeform: insufficient fart thrust.

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i didn't climb up into sky to smell it lol

asciilifeform: loud, ostentatious goldentoilets, on display

asciilifeform: in other noose, 2nd continuous day of aerial combat drills over dc

asciilifeform has nfi

asciilifeform: dunno for whom at this point, i suspect that ~everybody already traded theirs in, so nao the 'official' price can be wahtever hitler likes

asciilifeform: lol shitcoin still quoted at 0.1224 on shitfinex

asciilifeform: i have nfi who that is/was

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: he's this d00d, ceo of j p morgan, stands up and does a cackling villain routine whenever btc-usd sheds some chinesium

asciilifeform: waiwat

asciilifeform: just like 2y ago

asciilifeform: völkischer beobachter even made sure to mention a cackling jamie dimon

asciilifeform: ( some still pumping. naturally the pipe ain't THAT wide )

asciilifeform: ( not counting asciilifeform )

asciilifeform: and in other lulz, 21 distinct downloaders of the phuctor snapshot.

asciilifeform: hey Framedragger ? alive?

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-14#1714464 << i actually had one when slaving for usg ( believe or not, was made ~mandatory~, on 'fire safety' (?!) grounds ) and disassembled in a fit of pique. arseplate -- iron. ☝︎

asciilifeform: 'does the copy verbiage literally contain entire phrases from nsa.fleanode's 'private internet fuckery' scamolade ?' if yes -> to /dev/null -- is good firstpass cut, loses 95% of noise

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: at least consider ~reading~ these before posting...

asciilifeform: 'Stay Anonymous With Us!' << oh ferfuxxsake

asciilifeform: d00d uncorked his wagner an' cyanide or wut.

asciilifeform: ( much less a chix )

asciilifeform: do we even have a d00d who speaks cn yet ?

asciilifeform: there's one right ~next to where i live, massive fortified beauty thing circa '50s with n weeks of diesel, metre-thick walls, etc. and i know it has colo; and many times i tried to lease a cage to be met with 'no, call THEM', 'oh dontchaknow, we sold to Shitcorp last month', 'yeah this is shitco, we never heard of no colo', etc

asciilifeform: i'ma picture him in verizon

asciilifeform: aaaa

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: whossat?

asciilifeform always pictures the anal punisher in mircea_popescu's stories speaking in the voice from his canonical ' pig farmin' '

asciilifeform: ' Imran, Abid and Jamal Awan and Hina Alvi, Natalia Sova and Rao Abbas ' << quite the orcfest

asciilifeform: 'but they were provided with an elaborate falsified image designed to hide the massive violations' << but a-ok when clitler lol

asciilifeform: prolly never saw an auto where bottom rusted off onto the pavement either, eh

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i actually had one that blew. not anally-punishingly, but 'stake' worked its way through wooden bottom.

asciilifeform: congrats mod6

asciilifeform: unrelatedly, ftr, to complete picture of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-14#1714171 >>> https://archive.is/ntT18 <<< ru patent of subj, describes exactly how worked ☝︎

asciilifeform: prolly only of interest to dedicated entomologist.

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: aite

asciilifeform: so i have nfi why the tx fees etc.

asciilifeform: ( if they open conversation publicly 1st -- i will sometimes ask out of curiosity. but nobody's got to answer )

asciilifeform: it is my policy not to ask FG buyers any questions, i have nfi why bought, whether to use as rng or fishing lure, and don't really care

asciilifeform: if no rush -- can disregard

asciilifeform: ( naturally they will still be sold if the box vanishes, but process will be less automated and slower )

asciilifeform: oh and incidentally if anyone's been putting off their FG purchase, nao is not a bad time.

asciilifeform: announced 'dump here' because likely very soon i will have nowhere to host a multigb item, for indefinitely long time.

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: only load it if you actually want it, naturally i have own backup

asciilifeform: i got nuffin

asciilifeform: ohai ben_vulpes !

asciilifeform: y'think the 5m with which he paid bail was the last 5m in the sofa cushion ?

asciilifeform: if you were buying 1mil btc, you would discover a very different price ( supposing you were even able to find where. ) and ditto selling.

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: i'm not convinced that the exchange ( any and all of them ) price have ANYTHING to do with actual reality ☟︎

asciilifeform: as i understand, d00d could have left shitreich behind and sacrificed nuffin

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: 'china is a bug'

asciilifeform: last i heard, benjies still worked in moscow, and he had plenty of'em.

asciilifeform: why sat waiting for clitler's lettre de cachet.

asciilifeform: also why the fuck ain't he in moscow already.

asciilifeform: 5k bounty on hair ain't exactly 'blaze of glory' tho

asciilifeform: d00d thought 'may as well hang for a sheep as for a lamb' eh.

asciilifeform: ( imho it is braindamaged practice )

asciilifeform: incidentally when i say 'i'ma have to' it means 'you have to' because i have no intention of distributing binaries.

asciilifeform: ( which is sad because commodity iron is not only cheap and plentiful but buys a very substantial nonspecificityofdiddling )

asciilifeform: i still suspect that the 'crypto on commodity iron' idea will crumble definitively if hit with even a very modest hammer...

asciilifeform: annoying.

asciilifeform: ^ which does mean that i'ma have to a) audit the binary when ffa built for use in the field b) patch gcc/gnat not to emit DIV ☟︎

asciilifeform: in other olds , https://archive.is/ksYSr << DIV instruction on recent intel, NOT constant-time

asciilifeform: if you want anything else whatsoever, will have to fetch it manually or wget -m or whatever yer favourite method.

asciilifeform: sql dump.

asciilifeform: mod6: phuctor gz is STRICTLY the db

asciilifeform: do be sure to verify hash.

asciilifeform: why, is somebody getting thrown off ?

asciilifeform: box oughta be able to handle a few folx leechin'

asciilifeform: nah

asciilifeform: in other lulzies, ( BingoBoingo -- qntra fodder? or snoar ) http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/0HWMD/?raw=true , http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/HvNiX/?raw=true << nsa war against 133337 w4r3z . ( runs on java! and other laughs inside )

asciilifeform: !~later tell phf know any hosters in ye old orcistan ?

asciilifeform: mod6 et al : same goes for the FG docs

asciilifeform: ( about double of this, unzipped )